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HARDDON:
we continue with the drills.....


always be the first to pull out from a kiss......

and before you ever think of kissing, tease, lean in , when she close her eyes thinking lips r gono seal, just use ur nose to rub hers and relax back... #ouch! dah hurts....she might form vex, even tell u that u aint getin it again, nevermind her, u will...she is just surprised a guy cud actually do that to a lady

u can make fun of her by saying: " so u tot u cud just taste my luscious lips like that? sorry, u have to try harder

we continue with the drills.....


always be the first to pull out from a kiss......

and before you ever think of kissing, tease, lean in , when she close her eyes thinking lips r gono seal, just use ur nose to rub hers and relax back... #ouch! dah hurts....she might form vex, even tell u that u aint getin it again, nevermind her, u will...she is just surprised a guy cud actually do that to a lady

hungryboy:
This Apc people dey funny me oh,
Mama Peace own na loot, her own na gift?
I just dey shake my head for una Mata

DaySpringer:
Baba. Is the market a good place to meet girls?

Imagine you're doing your shopping in a busy local market and you see a fine girl that catches your eye.

There are a lot of them actually.

always live ready.....armed with wits and wisdom!


when u step out , no matter where u heading, have two things at the back of your mind: your aim and the beauties that might greet u along the way.... beauties you might live never to set ur eyes on again!


so i throw back the question to you: is the market place a good place to meet gurls? v

codedprince20:
A broken relationship is beta

what do you advise then, we go after her still?

John C: Best signing United made in the last 3 years was the IT guy who broke the fax machine with Da Gea's RM transfer docs in it

Unlike other kenyan gurls, this one is rather soft!

With hair too! Or is it wig?

TrapQueen77:
I'm a diehard fan of MAN U...

Win or lose, I won't leave the Red Devils... Tatz how loyal I am...

Mmmm, nice like ice

Ggmu!

Bo........Bor.........Bori.......Boringgggggg

Guys tru this op shyte n u can as well hand her ur Life on a wooden plate!

A guy creatimg a "ladies' s only" thread? Alright

Of what benefit is it in d first place wen the northen president thnks d only unity we have is a northern one?

2dugged:
nope, team whitey is the new trend

oh holy heck! if only she knows......!


on another note,

whitey? is that supposed to be a human colour? like u have seen some1 white in colour b4?

btw, how are u gono achieve that been stuck in ur village?

leckzyb:
harddon boss i must say tht u are doing a grt job here showing us how to navigate in wowen world i salute. boss u've thought me all i need to knw but i still have one problem, i lack the persistence to take actions i.e i used to feel relunctant talking to or approaching girls. pls how do i solve this problem... thanks

in other words, u are shy and lack the approaching liver huh? check

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/1#45035607

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/2#45038157

2dugged:
read and comprehend, I said Nigerian men,Abeg all this people self, go back to the first page and read very slowly

marry a Kenyan then

SOLARPOWER1:
Thanks alot, your gift is that you always have the right words to drive home your point

arrh, this is coming a bit late......


if she is someone u really fancy, this time is the best time to put your arrows all tru her heart!
be there for her generally then when she gets well, withdraw, she wud basically come after you with all her soul then u begin to deploy these drills...... fun fun fun

youngfocus:
am nt aving any problem of attracting am girls DAT I wnt.bt am problem is keep the game on.am qstn is dat after show her bf material I dnt mean spending for her ooo like calling wit bf/gf name,babe,dear,sweet heart.wic they are playing along bt wat I notice is dat they did nt knw there place weather we dating or not,they are confuse cos they dnt knw there stand,so I wnt to ask is it proper to stylishly propose to dem like dis.I knw u love me,and u wnt to date me which am still tinking of anyway am cum to my final conclusion DAT u are nw my gf,though av use it one sum1 and it work BT is it advise able sha?

you have a special writing / typing gift , cud you edit it?

2dugged:
you have neither debunked my claim or made any meaningful statement, just big words with no impact, so I don't need to thank you

there r about 7.5 billions people on earth, almost half of that wud be men, yet u sample a few men from your village and thereafter go making unfounded n myopic statements about your wet dreams that all men cheat?

kindly remind us again, what is your claim 2drugged?

Gyrados:
Can anyone suggest some awesome openers... I seem to have a problem there...

you need not cram ice breakers: all you need is quick wit( ability to think on your feet and come up with lines that draws).

you can pick things from her physical attribute( i dont mean u should go dock and compliment her), her wears, make up, hairdo, surrounding, what she is doing, holding, her step just about anything.

imagine you meet a group just laughing and having fun, u walk over and in a whispering tone that all can still hear u, ask one of them " does her nose always dance like that when she laughs?" u say that , pointing at the one u like........

or you can say, why are all of you looking like you are from outside the country?

your face looks like you are from france, girls 2's eyes looks like they are from iceland, girl 3's head from hungary , girls 1's body from bulgaria......

heck im the only nigerian here!

2dugged:
that I stated the facts doesn't mean I don't have the hope of getting a man form the 2% category, first have to state the obvious, that's all

arrrh woman! you weary me with your unclairvoyant and victim airs! all you stated are all figment of your wet wondering imagination.

it is a fact that when you repeat a lie to yourself over and over again, your subconscious records same as truth.

get ur head out of your butt, change your circles , stop chatting with those your negative friends, thank me later

this is how bh was watered until it grew into a monster..... El Capo, keep on......


may you live long enuf to reap d fruits of your labour

2dugged:
I am talking from the aspect of the married woman,so a man cheats instead of holding him responsible for his actions and lack of self control, he who knows he is married and even made a vow to that effect decides to be careless and decides to let his pen1s control his reasoning

u sound a lil bit incensed about something, so i'd let it slide, but a lil advise:: stop confessing negative, for you shal have what you say, or think.

instead of seeing the cup as half empty, see it as half full. be positive

2dugged:
why don't you debunk it by giving me a proper statistics? since you seem to have it

who are the men cheating with by the way.? ghosts?


so after your type have enjoyed another woman's husby, possibly broken their home, you want yours to be faithful huh?

2dugged:
and let me guess PhD holders, masters holders thay get cheated on are not self sufficient and have low self-esteem abi? your assumptions are flawed

what a mentality!
all men are cheats, ya'll say and with your two eyes, u still go ahead and marry a cheat thinking he wud turn over night? lil one puleeez!

"U shall', always, 'have what you say' ! so the guy aint to blame. u spoke, you saw.

benjsniper33:
HARDDON , she told me on three to four occasions that if she is to have sex with anybody without having a feeling of guilt on her wedding day that person will be ME .

Then after some time (weeks) we got intimate , we were both naked, I have fingered,pressed and sucked every thing but when it was time for me to penetrate she held back, this scenario has happened more than once , the last time it happened (August 26), I asked her why, she said she is sorry and that she is emotional and that if I do it with me she will get loose and give other guys , like she won't be able to control herself, she claimed she is a virgin . But when I fingered her my middle finger all went into her womanhood. She afterwards offered to give me a Mouth Gig that night.

So indirectly she has cleverly proposed the no-sex move , allowing me to suck and finger her womanhood ,handle and squeeze her breasts but not wanting me to penetrate her Pvssy

As at now we are on a three month IT holiday and as of now we are 3 weeks apart we still have 2 months to go being apart before we resume for the next semester.

So HARDDON I need the raw advice and brutal solution

U drove her off gee. She now sees u in another light, ur not carin attitude drew her close @ first, but this ur needy clingy attitude has mos def driven her off.

She has been silently manupulating u n u , unknowinly has been falling for it!

Gyrados:
Can anyone suggest some awesome openers... I seem to have a problem there...

Page 1 is ur reference point, but i shld quickly loint out:

The best ice breaker u can hv , is ur ability to think on ur feet( quick wit) n come up with on -da-spot flows based on her body features, cloths, wears, her surounding, what she i doing n anyother thing u can think up.
U r not a robot, so avoid pick up lines, they not only boring, they spark air of fakenes off u

codedprince20:
Hello HARDDON,

I have a gf have bin dating for like 4 yrs right from Uni. She's currently running her Masters while I am working already! Through out the dating period, I have endured a lot frm her which she usually comes back begging and weeping for me not to end the relationship.. Jx recently, her mother called her to come home to discuss Introduction things. Surprisingly, all she did was to tell her mother she wasn't ready for any thing as such(though she's dating one married man with 3 kids). I tried talking things through with her but she told me point blank that its better we go our separate ways! Behind my back, she's discussing with a friend of mine telling her that she's actually confused & dunno what to do. These few days, she flashes me and when I try to call her back, all she does is to end my call or switch off completely.. Pls I love her & don't want my efforts for these yrs to go jx lyk dat.. What can I do to get her back totally? Thanks alot

What wud u rather hv? A broken r/ship or a broken marriage?

Ansa that b4 i analyse her actions n reaction for u

Oh for d love of cars!

mctifey:
well i won"t be impressed with tech until a teleporting machine is invented because i hate sitting for long hours traveling, it's sickening

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Do u by any chace know what
Defragmenting n refragmenting is?

What about the attendant human radiation such processes bring?

Mess with d law of physics n live wit its consequence

Laveda:
Failed relationship?!

Are you for real?

No he's not.



@Op, thin line lies btw d will to live n d urge to let go....

But for classical cows like this, i got no chill.....


I encourage guys to visit d link on my signature! Aviod d aches n save ur self d stress n money

modelmike7:
They should be tried ASAP and thrown into jail. Bunch of rogues. They were too late to know that a new sherrif is in town.

guess they wud be tried in ur court then huh?


wake your soul up and see tru the drama of an administration that has nothing to offer but propaganda, vendetta, nepotism and all the host of doom evil can muster.

while at it, might we kindly remind you that this is nothing but a ploy to distract and hoodwink gullible ones like u from d suffering u r currently going tru?

of all the woes betiding this administration, it is judges they decide to go after.

btw, where are the millions you have recovered from corruption so far? has it helped u in any way?

apc = alpha propaganda criminals

no source op?

poster ^^^^ is an alien and unfortunately for him, this thread aint making fp