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Chiscomax:
I see, alright. So what is ur advice now?

My advise is on d last paragraph:

If u missed it here:


By all means, collect d number n hula @ her tru a test msg wit: Hello Secret Lover..... wen wud u be bold enough to tell me how u feel? I don't bite u know, even If I do, its just a lil

Chiscomax:
I wanna share my own story and at the end I need an advice


There is this girl I have an intense crush on in school, she is from a different department but somehow, we got involved in same courses together. While in the lecture hall, I catch her most of the time staring and I do start back at times. I am a quiet type actually. So many other guys have tried and have been turned down.
Fast forward: I am on industrial training now and we are both in different companies but coincidentally, one day I sighted her, walked to her and this conversation occurred.

Me: hello, I guess I have seen this face before in Bleep school
She: yes and she looked me like 'and you?'
Me: yes I school there also. So what department re u in?(like I did not know before)
She: xxxx and u?
Me: yyyy department,. Where u doing the training then?
She: ssssdees company and u?
Me: qvbus company... I need to go catch up with something, maybe we I'll see some other time. What's the name?
She: hhhbdgvd and urs?
Me: bdbehbd... OK, bye for now.


And I did not collect her number. Since then I have not found her. I know someone that has her number and is willing to give me but I don't know if it will be wise.

Compare and Contrast this ur conversation with this very one thereafter, learn:


You: My eyes cudnt be decieving me, cud they? (Say this with a surprised look on ur face while looking @ her)

She: huh? Why?

You: u look SIMILIAR, like my wife who abandoned me n d kids in our precious previous life n followed a falling star down to earth

she: laughs, u cudnt be serious. Think I know u frm school not previous life

You: school? Oh itz u! The lady who kept drooling but didn't have the courage to come over n say hello to ME?
U made me feel like I was a monster....

She: I wasn't drooling, it was u that kept staring @ me

You: see? She was actually, if not, how did she know I was see staring?
BTW, did u trace me down here too?

She: trace, oh please, I'm doing my I T @ .....

You: wow, did u hear I'm wit...........n u worked yours so u can be close to me? ( b4 she wud respond, say Oops don't Ansa that, followed up by i gtg, but I'm still yet to make up my mind if it was Nice meeting u again. N off u go
..................


That is a challenging, exciting , attractive chat not that boring lines u got up there



By all means, collect d number n hula @ her wit: Hello Secret Lover..... wen wud u be bold enough to tell me how u feel? I don't bite u know, even If I do, its just a lil

gabazin080:
have asked her several times and seems she is not ready to do anything in that area

Next time, before u make decision for the family, @ d very least , reason with her first.

He responses r that of a woman who was forced to follow u to that BUSH of urs Cos u didn't plan it nor reasoned it out with her.

Her body mood now is: since u brought me to this bush that I can't do anything, be ready because I Wudnt do anything to support u.


That is how women behave when u either go against their wish or didn't reason with them b4 taking family influencing decisions.

They try to frustrates d lights out of u just to make u look stupid for not listening to them.
Luckily, she is still doing her natural bits as a Wify. Like someone said , be a lil patient. She wud come around.
Don't let this affect ur affection for her. Be the man.

And as much as u can, take her out.

Aliyos80:
hi I'ven following ur post.an I most is very intersected the way help pple here.

let me make my short.we meet 2days ago.and we exchange no.we i talk to her the very day she reply.and wen i come across your dis ur post.an decided to sy some funny things i see here to her.guess what? her reply was if i didn't mind my word she'll block me.

pls is what do I do now?

Dude, dude! If I, a guy, was unable to make out what u were on about in dis write up, I wonder how the jokes u sent sounded.

U don't need women drama now mehn
Kindly Take a long vac off gurls and work on ur written n probably spoken ENGLISH.

Hv urself a blessed sunday

DavidTheGeek:
Boss HARDDON I salute you. Thanks for the drills.

uwc!

for once i felt like i was talking to myself yesterday

I need to get feed backs from you guys, without you, there wudnt be need for wasting my time on this.


i wano hear everything, successes, challenges and what not

they inspire/ spur me on

If you may, I must say..... dont remember the last time kiss came first for me

HARDDON:
For the first one, most wud wrap their legs around u while u kiss, u can stay like that for a while b4 taking them to d bed.

Sense pill 56: always let d kiss end on bed, that way, u have sometimes some freedom to explore other parts of her body as u kiss.

Sense pill 57: every lady, no matter how fat, wano be picked up and probably swung around!


The adrenaline is magnum!

HARDDON:
One thing I do alot that adds fun to the process, is to pick her up as we kissing, sometimes I break d kiss, n without warning grab her by d waste n pick her up n resume d kissing, or I maintain d kissing n just pick them up, carry em to d bed without warning.

Itz fun!

For the first one, most wud wrap their legs around u while u kiss, u can stay like that for a while b4 taking them to d bed.

Sense pill 56: always let d kiss end on bed, that way, u have sometimes some freedom to explore other parts of her body as u kiss.

One thing I do alot that adds fun to the process, is to pick her up as we kissing, sometimes I break d kiss, n without warning grab her by d waste n pick her up n resume d kissing, or I maintain d kissing n just pick them up, carry em to d bed without warning.

Itz fun!

STAGE 2

Here u must learn how to effortlessly switch from upper lips to lower lips


By now, one of ur hands shld grab her neck d others grabbing her waist and gently sliding down to rest faintly on her b00ty(resist the urge to squeeze and just caress, and lightly take the pace up)

For the first kiss, avoid parting ur lips to clip hers for d first time, until she has totally relaxed . Just kiss her lips with urs closed. Most times, hers wud be closed too until she relaxes

STAGE 1 APPROACH

HARDDON:
Haven ascertain d coast is wet n inviting, u still need to hv ur balls in tact

My first move wud be to wrap my hands around her, place my fore head against hers, n use my nose to teast hers , right n left, left n right


Then gently let my lips brush hers after a while of teasing d nose.they cant but start breathing harder.

Once I notice that, I close in n have it, lightly, breaking off intermittently.... heating her up

U kiss, withdraw ur lips, go again withdraw..... repeat d is process until she grabs ur neck going full mode!
After kissing her full mode a couple of Times,

BE THE FIRST TO BREAK OFF ABPRUTLY!

excuse urself to d rest room.... sit on d bowl doing nothing! U wide literarily flood her mind with tots like:

Why did he just break off like that? Is my mouth smelly like smellymouth?

He didn't like d way I kiss? N lots of others!

Always be d first to break it off for d first time! Bliv u me, : if u don't she will.
They usually jeck back to life sometimes wen ur hands start moving to caress boobs or rub their laps.

Avoid doing any of those. Unless Ofcos u read her state from her kiss, d urgency of her kiss / tongue.


SENSE PILL 55:

Keep Your Tongue in check on ur very first kiss! Never deploy it!

Haven ascertain d coast is wet n inviting, u still need to hv ur balls in tact

My first move wud be to wrap my hands around her, place my fore head against hers, n use my nose to least hers , right n left, left n right


Then gently let my lips brush hers after a while of teasing d nose.they cant but start breathing harder.

Once I notice that, I close in n have it, lightly, breaking off intermittently.... heating her up

U kiss, withdraw ur lips, go again withdraw..... repeat d is process until she grabs ur neck going full mode!
After kissing her full mode a couple of Times,

SENSE PI 54: BE THE FIRST TO BREAK OFF FIRST KISS ABPRUTLY!

excuse urself to d rest room.... set on d bowl doing nothing! U wide literarily flood her mind with tots like:

Why did he just break off like that? Is my mouth smelly like smellymouth?

He didn't like d way I kiss? N lots of others!

HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 6: HOW TO APPROACH DA FIRST KISS Cont.......


Here is a lil secret........ it is easier to hug n breath on neck( livewire ) than to lounge in for a kiss)


But to approach Kiss, u must be able to read her body language: here r come signals to watch out for:

1) the best on is the sparkle in her eyes! This does not come everytime nor for every1: it comes as a way to express her luv n wen she is turned on.
Refer to pics below( ignore d faces, look @ d eyes)

2) when she starts playing with her hair ...... they unconcously do this wen their hands wud rather be on u but since they cant do that, they chanel d energy to their hair strands.



3) Connection: most important!
The more of these drill u apply appropriate, the more u r likely yo create connection btw u two, this is very important if we r to step it up!

4) hold eye contact with u for so long in d warm Og he connection created. Gurl r naturally shy being, if she looks @ u with dilated eyes that holds ur eyes too, know she might be down for it.

To mention but a few:

Things that can RUIN YOUR KISS MOVES

1) Bad breath! Needless to stress this.
No body wano kiss sewers. So keep ur mouth fresh n clean always with licks n mouth sprays. Women respond to sweet scent swiftly! Just as bad breath drive away
Go to d dentist @ least ones a months to have ur teeth properly cleaned n Whitened if u may! away

2) when u ain't sure of her body language, don't deal!

3) lack of connection n U just wano plunge in .... wen u connects with lady, she Wudnt stifle wen u touch her hair, hand or neck.

To mention but a few


BTW,


Some people say that u can put a lady in the kissing mood by intently looking @ her lips seductively while u lick ur lips!:

My Experience has proven that not only to be childish but u make her withdraw in onto her cocoon. because it makes u come across like a bleeping amatuerish player

Kindly avoid that!

HARDDON:
The hand is a very gud public part to start with ... Hold n caress it nonechalantly as u burst her bubbles, pick @ d strands of her hair as u ask witty questions about it.

U must know hair colours: colour 1, 28 , 30 etc know them n what they look like! How much the attachment cost n have a favourite hair style

Learn about all human hair types: brazillian , Peruvian etc. Know what is human what is not.

Why I'm I so concerned with hair? Cos her hair is one of the major indirect way to launch in . as u talking, run ur hands down her hair a couple of times nonechalantly . stop @ d ear loop n caress it..... Be wise here! Cos this is sensitive

While u make funny comments about her cheeks , eye brow , lip stick , make up etc to divert her attention


Notice d sequence?

DRILL NUGGET 6: HOW TO APPROACH DA FIRST KISS Cont.......


Here is a lil secret........ it is easier to hug n breath on neck( livewire ) than to lounge in for a kiss)


But to approach Kiss, u must be able to read her body language: here r come signals to watch out for:

1) the best one is the sparkle in her eyes! This does not come everytime nor for every1: it comes as a way to express her luv n wen she is turned on.
Refer to pics below( ignore d faces, look @ d eyes)

2) when she starts playing with her hair ...... they unconcously do this wen their hands wud rather be on u but since they cant do that, they chanel d energy to their hair strands.



3) Connection: most important!
The more of these drill u apply appropriately, the more likely you r to create connection btw u two, this is very important if we r to step it up! This makes her relax n enjoy ur real physical presence

4) hold eye contact with u for so long in d warm Of the connection created. Gurls r naturally shy being, if she looks @ u with dilated eyes that holds ur eyes too, know she might be down for it.

5) her voice pitch deeps n she sounds sonorous n wanting.

6) she keep keeps staring @ ur lips while licking hers unconsciously


7) wen some r in d mood, they go drowsy n close their eyes sometimes

HER: do u think I'm fat?

YOU: No now, u r super sexy! Just that I have to eat solid Akpu b4 Id be able to lift u!

HARDDON:
Itz what u get for asking em out!

N we dont advocate playing gurls here!
All we try to do here is make u ball up n be a super u, letting d real u tru. N to Wify that dream Gurl without driving her off.
U can hv 5 different creamy girls without actually playing games. All u do is be so unavailable but be real!
find out how wen u sign up wit us wen we open our intensive drilling camp up

Get this straight:
The best way to meet n marry that dream Gurl is what u r Leaning ! From experience of those we v tot that blew it wit their dream Gurl, I can tell u that once they relaxed using these drills n start preaching luv because they feel they hv got her, THE VERY ONE, like film trick, they turn needy, predictable , jealous n finally just nail their own graves, driving d lovely creatures off

U r letting her run d convo, yea I can tell.
Take charge,
Btw, know this: ur using d L word wud yield negative result..... it means u r a kiss a33 n she can Neva roll wit u.


The best move for u here, is erotic chats.
If u can deploy this effectively, showing her how gud u r in bed, n actually drag her to flow along, u wud hv her!


Sometime ago, I used this skill to bed a very stubborn virgin, thereafter she was practically on my case, wanting it in crazy places!
But b4 we got physical,
She wudnt come along n share my space, spot n sprite!

One day, while we were chatting n she lolling her a33 out, I surprised her n sent my huge bare chest n abs, with just a Twel on.... she was thrown off balance for a while cos she received it n went mute!

Know what I Sent next?

" stop staring @ m ty d1ck Gurl, I just wanted u to comment on my skin colour! "

okwypascal:
Boss hardguy abeg they is this gal I asked her out and she saaid no bcus she doesn't bliv I love her. Just want 2 stop playing gals and focus on one. She wants me 2 use that L word Which I av never used 4 her or even “miss her”

Itz what u get for asking em out!

N we dont advocate playing gurls here!
All we try to do here is make u ball up n be a super u, letting d real u tru. N to Wify that dream Gurl without driving her off.
U can hv 5 different creamy girls without actually playing games. All u do is be so unavailable but be real!
find out how wen u sign up wit us wen we open our intensive drilling camp up

Get this straight:
The best way to meet n marry that dream Gurl is what u r Leaning ! From experience of those we v tot that blew it wit their dream Gurl, I can tell u that once they relaxed using these drills n start preaching luv because they feel they hv got her, THE VERY ONE, like film trick, they turn needy, predictable , jealous n finally just nail their own graves, driving d lovely creatures off

eljanfortis:
oga harddon i salute yoyr work here and putting into practice has been fun has have seen from the new perspective girls relate with me vis a vis.But i jave an issur their os this girl on my dept we are just friends on academic grounds and now we are on holiday i wanna do her job via chats how do i go about it boss?
how chats are always hello?hi.....am fine
..how was your day etc.
please how do i break the ice and take it to a new level

Her monosylabic chats r nothing but responses to ur boring lines.

To sprinkle fun n pull her outa her shells, u hv to do d opposite of all u hv bin doing!


Here, change lane.... instead of saying" hi how r u?"

Make this comment about her pix: ur eyes looks like they trying to tell me sometin, what it is?

Whatever she says,

Follow it up with: like that r trying to tell me about ur emotional struggle....... spill, I won't bite,,, even if I do, u wud luv it.




2) I need ur opinion on this: my friend's Gurl is totally mad that my friend 's ex pics is still on his phone n she wants to delete em all, the guy is having none of it, do u think she is right?

this is just to drag her out.....
She wud most def support d gurl,

Devise responses to robe her in n narrow d talk on her

go tru the pages, u wud see the right way to have a convo

On a sad note: she might have deeply f zoned u that no matter how much much u try, u can't come out, in such a case, we advise u talk a long walk

if only men think d way women do, there wud hv been anarchy in d world today!

if only men think d way women do, there wud hv been anarchy in d world today!

HARDDON:
to come out of pseudo ghost mode, use these lines: send a text thus :


1) so uve been lying to me? seeing my calls n msges n not taking nor replying? yet u say u care? wow!


just form anger wen she calls immediately

2) U scored 40%....... n I'm not impressed.


( when she calls to know wat d text was about, u tell her she was unknowingly taking a call / msg test set by Yours truly)! Ouch!

kenonze:
Stoned? = wrong grammar
Stoned= A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention.
E.g
"I was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."

Hurled missile should be a better phrase.


N/B stoned is totally different from "stoning"... .. .. Which is a form of capital punishment by hurling stone at someone until person kick the bucket

Hurled missiles?
Please define missiles in dis context.


Here to split hairs not to jeer



But I think the right phrase should be:

Kogi State...... was pelted with stones n bla bla bla


@ op, why do u think the only outing d northern president embark on is outside the country?

he knows he wud be dealt a more embarrassing blow!
So he eida stays put in his pseudo secured aso Stone or take a stroll out wit a Pjet!

goddysweb:
Copy!

to come out of pseudo ghost mode, use these lines :


1) so uve been lying to me? seeing my calls n msges n not taking nor replying? yet u say u care? wow! just form.anger wen she calls immediately


2)

Florblu:
Is this suppose to be a question?
What will I be waiting for?
It's not as if our Darling nation is bad, it's about our leaders and since there is a tendency of getting a sample of our present leaders in every Nigerian family,hence the process of positive change will be slow or there might be no change at all.
Leaving the country is the wisest decision biko

If we all leave, who wud build this house of ours for us?

Only go out for vacation n to quench that my long desire of visiting all d fine places on earth, impacting diiferent faces b4 my time on here is over


We established here. No matter what, we r njoying here.

Op, that wax d feelings d prodigal son got

TrapQueen77:
why u asked?

Look into a mirrow right now n tell me u missed why I asked....


Btw, don't be a Nigerian , answering questions with Q's....

TrapQueen77:





Oooohh... Oohh.... I like dirty talks..

R those eyes real?


Op, dirty talks blurs sharp minds, so I'd pass


Btw, define dirty

goddysweb:
Nothing serious mehnnn, maybe friends with benefits... Sure you know that kinda benefits that's if she's got the wow factor though.

Good! Now that we have assertained that, we pick the pieces and in all our dealings, never lose sight of that aim even when she brings r/ship legs after d first deeds

goddysweb:
Thanks for the prompt response bro. So, what do we do at this stage? She called again not long ago but I wasn't close to my phone.

question should rather be:

"what do i want with her?"

what is ur aim hanging arround?

HARDDON:
Wow! This is one thing i used to Luv( having a strange gurl add Me up, call me up ..... until recent years I became very weary of such . I thread with alota caution now when a lady add me up , calls me up or tries to contact me.....strangely . my instincts spikes n I basically put them thru a question drill template b4 I ever let em tru! Wonder Y?
Well, it might be one funny lady bone im blowing trying to play pranks on me with one of her friends ( I usually still end up bedding the friend though ) or some jealous guy whose gurl left him for me trying to be smart or some ex I've been ignoring trying to use s1 to pull me out or some marred ex trying to hook me up with her single friend or some married ex I've been ignoring trying to get me back into her arms n a host of others! See why I'm very acutely not elated when some sexy voice over the phone claiming she got my number bla bla bla?

All these ish aside , this is one of the best way to practice #bossball .

Gee , gee!

U hv to know when to deal, heat up, narrow in n go physical!
This is when u can now start d missing, holding up or folding up. Or running

THAT WAS A VERY WRONG MOVE . JUST GOING GHOST MODE

U don't do that with fresh fish ...... Rather u keep tuning up d tension , heating her up until u go physical.

If u must be unavailable here, u briefly take the call, tell her u wud call her back soon n drop it!

Or u busy the call n send her a msg: in a meeting(even if u r just on ur PS console ) Call cal back in 40 mins or I'd cal u back in a jiffy .

But u either call back @ 9t or d next day ,,,see?

U must strive to build d anticipation not go ghost mode n kill it.

goddysweb:
CC @ Harddon - Mehnnn, I've been an ardent follower of your posts on this thread and I must confess, you've changed my game and I really appreciate that. Quick one, there's this girl that added me on Facebook like 2 weeks ago, we got talking and blended nicely so soon courtesy of your vibes. Mannnnnnn, I recently stopped talking to her, no WhatsApp messaging, I don't take her calls, I just #SendLess... At least, make she fit miss me small.

So, after 2 days of no communication, she sent a message on WhatsApp saying "Oga, you no see me? - Levels don change abi,"

I read the message and ignored. I've already given her the impression that she can't have me and all that... The babe tries everything possible just to impress me. Mehnn, I need you to give me crazy follow-up vibes that will disable/cripple her. Great job bro and lemme know when you're in Abuja so we can have a drink. Cheers fam! I await your response.

Wow! This is one thing i used to Luv( having a strange gurl add Me up, call me up ..... until recent years I became very weary of such . I thread with alota caution now when a lady add me up , calls me up or tries to contact me.....strangely . my instincts spikes n I basically put them thru a question drill template b4 I ever let em tru! Wonder Y?
Well, it might be one funny lady bone im blowing trying to play pranks on me with one of her friends ( I usually still end up bedding the friend though ) or some jealous guy whose gurl left him for me trying to be smart or some ex I've been ignoring trying to use s1 to pull me out or some marred ex trying to hook me up with her single friend or some married ex I've been ignoring trying to get me back into her arms n a host of others! See why I'm very acutely not elated when some sexy voice over the phone claiming she got my number bla bla bla?

Jobos:
"May your road be rough" - it another way of saying that not all that glitter are gold. We enjoy smooth ride and never what to face little hardship.
I know that Buhari never establish subsidy , or enact law that place embargo on importation of rice, or tell the past govts ( Jonathan ) not to save for a time like now.
Justfy your accusation by telling us how the last govt help our situation.

Oh, so it is Jonathan that established subsidy?

U folks shld stop beating about d bush n tell urselves just one truth:

I came onboard cos I want to right d wrong! Stop pointing accusing fingers @ d past , wasting today n plunging the nation into further chaos !
No man moves forward looking backwards!

When Jonathan came onboard, there were serious issues too, he didn't start playing blame games! He folded his sleeves up, appointed worthy team n they went to work!
That is a leader that knows his onions.

Not this dictator who has nothing to offer after a year +
U got nothing to offer, sit in ur office n drink tea then, he wudnt. He'd rather fly d whole world with d scarce money that he has locked up with TSA . Brought in quack team that r making mockery of d whole economy with trial n error permutation n combination computations!


Btw,

Did u just drop into dis sphere called Nigeria?
Where were u when amaechi, osho n d likes took him to court when he wanted to save for d rainy days n they won?

past administration tried to diversify the economy, agriculture, education , rail etc with objective developmental goals!
even in the face of the cabal clogs that wudnt live to see any gud thing come out of nigeria, He did his best!
above all, the administration, had listening ears! not this bird with his infected ears buried underground!

Naira was not 0n a free fall like u have now, elections were not inconclusive!
food was no worry to the common man! PHCN didnt charge us extras for darkness they fed us with.
there was no stamp charges, there was no lopsided appointments, there was no division of the nation into 5% and 95%!
police didnt kill protesters even when the nation was shut down close to 2months in the name of #occupyNigeria.
Fuel was btween 86-97 naira .

Foreign investors werent closing shops like u have now
companies werent folding up like u have now


Dude: the past administration is eons ahead of this one.... infact, this is no administration, this is some bunch of fresh graduate doctors trying their hands on an economy scalpel for the very first time! and guess what?

They are cutting the the wrong tissues! even with the high powered biconcave lens of change on their eyes!


this cudnt be a coincidence : how can a second coming be an exact cOPY of his first time around?

bad omen?