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HARDDON:
Wow! Classic flow on Da Roll! Wow!

And when she replies, calculate how many minutes she spent b4 replyjng, multiply by 2 .

Chill for that total mins b4 u reply!
Make sure she knows u read her rply but just ignored her too! #ouch!

Nice very nice!

Now u have to blend in er0tic provoking tots as u go on , then after a while, invite her along for a swim or some quick chops! Never let ur chat run stale..... And here is a tool i use alot......
While chatting, without warning, just dail her line! She wud not only be so surprised, she wud be excited !
Gurls know that chats r cheap....n they value calls more!

When she picks,

You: I can't bliv u lefts me hanging , waiting for a reply while u r here answering another guy's call!
She wud laugh. Den drop d call b4 she even says anytin !
And on ur chat platform type: did u just ansa a call? Whaspps just told me so!
$ee? Unpredictable , fun, quick witted n a big boss with some blue balls!

How wud a guy roll like this and a gurl keep him waiting for a reply all day? Or ansa him with monisylable ?
Its not possible!

Cos she knows u a source of joy n inspiration.u take her blue n gloom away n pelt her with the pebbles of the pleasures of life in an awkward , enchanting way!

This is why I blame guys that gurls ignore!


U know the drill!

And u know how we roll!

Nice ! But as u know, I hate nice guys!

I wano be boss alone
Selfishness is my middle name

DavidTheGeek:
---Chatting up a girl on a chat site---

ME: Your profile pic is too cute for my liking, change it jhur
SHE: Lolx..funny u, wud luv to kno u mor
ME: Hahaha no way. You can't handle me.
GIRL: Hmmm...'cnt handle U'... R u a typical flirt:|
ME: Flirt? Oh common! Like I don't have better things to do with my time other than go chasing after all these tiny gurls that don't even know how to wash their panties?
SHE: Hmm..na U kno,,,,cos guyz ov nowadayz z................... ..
Xorry i sounded harsh n come up wid hard lines
ME: Wats wrong wit guys of nowadays? They steal your "cookie" without giving you pleasure? You've been meeting the wrong guys.

****
----- She's yet to reply -----

HARDDON i salute you. Thanks for the drills.

Wow! Classic flow on Da Roll! Wow!

And when she replies, calculate how many minutes she spent b4 replyjng, multiply by 2 .

Chill for that total mins b4 u reply!
Make sure she knows u read her rply but just ignored her too! #ouch!

This is from Blessogr

Ish is greeting more challenging!
I can easily spot argumented b00bs but this is bo0bs on b00bs ! Arrrh!
We'd still get round this

HARDDON:
Guy, bon them talk.
If only the know / have experienced the wonders of b00bs , u wudnt reel off like this!

Oh d soft succulent mound.
Heaving @ d sight of my sneaking eyes @ hands
Rising to d occasion of my invading maneuvers
The angrier it becomes , the softer it gets

I drink to u

Btw, since the hunter has learnt to shoot without missing, d eagle must learn to fly without perching

LordZero:
[color=#F70D1A] It's not their fault, it's the fault of those dudes that loses their minds whenever they see bo0bs which makes ladies think they must have big bo0bs by force..
overrated something. ..[/color]

Guy, bon them talk.
If only u know / have experienced the wonders of b00bs , u wudnt reel off like this!

Oh d soft succulent mound.
Heaving @ d sight of my sneaking eyes @ hands
Rising to d occasion of my invading maneuvers
The angrier it becomes , the softer it gets

I drink to u

olaboy1:
Nice Naija guys are getting on the game.
Hardon you are doing a great job. I started daygame when I was 16 or so but then it wasn't main stream and there were no materials or dating modules, we just had the guts to stop that bolanle on her way to run errands and kept her glued on the spot whilst we spat our game.

When I first came to Europe it was a different ball game, so I read few materials to fine tune things and the greatest weapon in game is 15% verbal, 85% body language.

Guys try chatting up a girl and somewhere along the line stop talking and just look at her lustfully, she would feel the sexual tension and giggle, and sometimes moan unconsciously...tested and trusted. Watch out for her eyes dilating, biting of lips and the most common sign I noticed infield was her stroking back of her ear lobe or neck or running her hands down on her bare chest to her cleavage.
Don't miss the signs when you miss her vibes

Game Boy! Sega or Nitendo? Lol

But we ain't on bout gaming here .... Game ends, gamers get tired n just wano come back down to reality . back to been nice n needy.... Edgy n nerdy.

These r drills that shapes behavioural partterns. They are meant to be part and parcel of life. It is a way of life of the super kul dude.

That said, whatz ur story? Spoil counts

Tell us one. From meeting to mating . we wano learn

Godtaye:
How do I woo

First woo urself with the pages of this thread.

After that, ask that question again

anigbajumo:
Lol,u mean davido would commit suicide....?? Keep on deceiving yerself there.

He has a short temper , n short temper people can just lose it ..... Great weakness

HARDDON:
First take, have d right actitude : know that u r the one on the losing end:

1) you lose money( cos no matter how lil, u lose money)

2) u lose time( the time u wud spend with her, others r using it to make kul dough)

3) u lose sperm ( then she spread for u, u go thinking she finally does u that huge favour, but if u analyse it well, u wud see that u r d one doing her a great HUGE favour!
Know why? For d first and/or second time u guys r getting down, u wud do most of d work
She wud lie there like log of work, njoying her freaking self! Cos she be forming shyness n virgin swags. Cos she doesn't wano come across lose.
Then if u r top tech bed gud, which u shld, d id1ot wud scream n scratch as she pours her useless cUm countless times.

You lose when u cUm too cos those r trillion viable BABY making cells u just sent on a Useless Errand! )

N u run out of sperm! Yes, If u haven't experienced it, try cUming five times in a day! U basically run outa sperm n u wud thereafter release blood!


4) u lose energy: try fvcking tru d night on a Friday n watch how ravenous u become Sat morning.

Or try fvcking 3 rounds daily 4timez a week without eating gud fud n watch how u wud sporadically lose weight!

5) You run short of blood! If u have ever had marathon Luv making, u wud hv noticed ur eyes feel hazy n blood shot. Ur dick painful , ur waist aches( theirs too though), ur head light weight, u mouth dry.....

While u lose these n many more,

They gain Happiness n light clear head , they lose weight naturally n don't have to pay to do that! They sleep like babies thereafter, therapeutic .

the only complain dey got is painful pu33y , yea dey end up sitting on hawt water to heal n their waste aches n they wudnt be able to mate for a day or two!
But u lose more!

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A MIL OF SPERM GOES FOR IN A SPARM BANK?
if u do, u wud gladly tell them u ain't down for s3x in ur relationship


Know that u lose a lot n boss up as such

Let them chase u. Let them be on edge around u . let them sweat to have u .
And be appreciative when u let them touch u!!!
Not the other way round!

Ur Solution : get physical quickly. Ur ansas r all spread out on d pages.

Keep using all d drills u acquire here.

Tell her u r going for a dip on Saturday, n she shld com along. Quickest way to see her body n get up close!
Water bonds!
Dance bonds!
Wine ( not d sugary ones) bonds!
Games bonds!
romantic movies Bonds!
Well structured Privacy Bonds!

While @ these, don't forget u! Be challenging. Be sassy. Be Funny!
Take up d kis @ dat right time! ( more on dis later)

One skill I use a lot:

Send my hands to taste d waters!
While talking, I put my hand across her shldas haging , n let it fall gently on top her b00bs as we talk.
Or I play with d ear loop

Subtly, effectively

HARDDON:
First off, these r drills not tips: tips r temporal talks, military drills remains a lifetime n coordinate life patterns.

Secondly, u set urself up for what u got! Why did u hv to ask for her number in front of any guy let alone her BROTHER? Without as much as been subtle bout that?
She gave u sometin cos she didn't want to embarrass u as u did embarrass her.

Why do u think guys don't like other guys around their sis? We all know don't we?
He attitude changed cos they must have had a serious talk bout chu, n bliv me, it wasn't to ur advantage.

First take, have d right actitude : know that u r the one on the losing end:

1) you lose money( cos no matter how lil, u lose money)

2) u lose time( the time u wud spend with her, others r using it to make kul dough)

3) u lose sperm ( then she spread for u, u go thinking she finally does u that huge favour, but if u analyse it well, u wud see that u r d one doing her a great HUGE favour!
Know why? For d first and/or second time u guys r getting down, u wud do most of d work
She wud lie there like log of work, njoying her freaking self! Cos she be forming shyness n virgin swags. Cos she doesn't wano come across lose.
Then if u r top tech bed gud, which u shld, d id1ot wud scream n scratch as she pours her useless cUm countless times.

You lose when u cUm too cos those r trillion viable BABY making cells u just sent on a Useless Errand! )

N u run out of sperm! Yes, If u haven't experienced it, try cUming five times in a day! U basically run outa sperm n u wud thereafter release blood!


4) u lose energy: try fvcking tru d night on a Friday n watch how ravenous u become Sat morning.

Or try fvcking 3 rounds daily 4timez a week without eating gud fud n watch how u wud sporadically lose weight!

5) You run short of blood! If u have ever had marathon Luv making, u wud hv noticed ur eyes feel hazy n blood shot. Ur dick painful , ur waist aches( theirs too though), ur head light weight, u mouth dry.....

While u lose these n many more,

They gain Happiness n light clear head , they lose weight naturally n don't have to pay to do that! They sleep like babies thereafter, therapeutic .

the only complain dey got is painful pu33y , yea dey end up sitting on hawt water to heal n their waste aches n they wudnt be able to mate for a day or two!
But u lose more!

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A MIL OF SPERM GOES FOR IN A SPARM BANK?
if u do, u wud gladly tell them u ain't down for s3x in ur relationship


Know that u lose a lot n boss up as such

Let them chase u. Let them be on edge around u . let them sweat to have u .
And be appreciative when u let them touch u!!!
Not the other way round!

preciousmaro:
Oga HARDDON, there is this girl that had a crush on me cos I used that ur ignoring tip on her, my first conversation with her went nice bt I didn't collect her number cos I knew I will see her again, cos we in the same faculty, bt the next 3days we meet and she gave me a phone number( in the presence of her brother), bt she gave me a wrong number(cos have been calling bt switched off), there after her attitude towards me changed totally, as a growing sharp guy(all thanks 2 your tips) I noticed the change and drew back, and started using the ignoring tips on her again, and I have successfully turned ha on again. Bt my problem is how 2 approach her and prevent blowing it up like the NDA for the second time.

First off, these r drills not tips: tips r temporal talks, military drills remains a lifetime n coordinate life patterns.

Secondly, u set urself up for what u got! Why did u hv to ask for her number in front of any guy let alone her BROTHER? Without as much as been subtle bout that?
She gave u sometin cos she didn't want to embarrass u as u did embarrass her.

Why do u think guys don't like other guys around their sis? We all know don't we?
He attitude changed cos they must have had a serious talk bout chu, n bliv me, it wasn't to ur advantage.

Stegomiah:
BOTH OF THEM ARE NOT PARENT MATERIAL

MATURITY IS FAR FROM THEM BOTH, JUST TWO WILD KIDS

WIZKID BABY MAMA MINDS HER BUSINESS, THAT ONE IS MATURE

Why is davido always blowing hawt air?

The gurl is very matured in responses unlike him.
He iz so weak n insecure n thinks cursing n abusing wud make her submit.

Like she said, the day she decides to curse him, he wud commit suicide!

HARDDON:
Possible response:

1) yea, I cudnt help it. U tot I was joking when I said u were on a long queue.... Then it happened, while u were playing, one got Gucci suit n Prada shoes for me, another took me to obudu resort, n yet another, has been callin to just hear my voice! If u were in my shoes what wud u do?

2) how can I forget u with all ur troubles? . I used ur tot as a furniture in one corner of my head. And every time I'm faced with difficult situation, I tink about u, n ideas come! ( deep insult, only d wise wud fathom)

3) I had to gurl, cos I wasn't in d right frame of mind to make Luv to u. I tot to myself, while punish her ?
I know if we had touched, u wud have raped Me.

4) money blew ma minds off .... And we might come to ur chapter ..... Some times

5) yea,a gurl that was asking ME out, deleted ur number so she can have me all to her self! N since u didn't call. Oh well

LifegoesonE:
HARDDON

How do you answer this question....


When a girl tell you, have forgotten me abi.

Possible response:

1) yea, I cudnt help it. U tot I was joking when I said u were on a long queue.... Then it happened, while u were playing, one got Gucci suit n Prada shoes for me, another took me to obudu resort, n yet another, has been callin to just hear my voice! If u were in my shoes what wud u do?

2) how can I forget u with all ur troubles? . I used ur tot as a furniture in one corner of my head. And every time I'm faced with difficult situation, I tink about u, n ideas come! ( deep insult, only d wise wud fathom)

3) I had to gurl, cos I wasn't in d right frame of mind to make Luv to u. I tot to myself, while punish her ?
I know if we had touched, u wud have raped Me.

LifegoesonE:
Don't no if you stil remember my post, but the girl in picture is now texting me on whatsapp though haven't reply her greetings.

Let me pass some ideas B4 I jonz again, followed your instructions as u said I should 4get her . Didn't tell you we are in the same school.

Kindly summarize what happened earlier on n why I said Should ignore her

SeunWedsLinda:
that sounds harsh bro.... Some girls might take it way too personal and in a blink.... It's over

U cudnt be wrong with the right voice tone, aura, gait ,smile n guts.

Who cares if its over in a blink?
Infact , she was sharing my spot n sprite n if she lacks sense of challenge , she ain't worth my while.
I usually basically insults ladies n they go laughing about eait.

Get this: u don't just SEND.

Her: Do you stay alone?
Me: No I stay with my fiancee and the host of her family ! So sorry , no privacy for u to rap3 me!

Her: where are u taking me to?
Me: to a shrine, the best hang out joint ever! Their menu is made up of concoction n leaves, chalk n water, brewed palm wine n sexy berries



She: what is ur name even( I usually don't tell them )
Me: which shrine do u wano take it to cos ah see the way u have been looking @ my d1ck like u wano have it for keeps!

Awww, you look so beautiful in ur new hair do!

But ehmmm, we r going back there right now to collect ur money n some interest on top! Arrrh!

CLASSICAL QUESTION/STATEMENT THAT UNNERVES N THEIR RESPONSE :

2) Are you a player/heard u r a player, my mind tells me you r a player

RESPONSE:

a) Oh is that what you children of nowadays call a sexually attractive guy? Is not my fault I'm hawt is it?

Oh well yea! I am a player!

b) player? Where is the ball?

C) yea, I'm a striker player .... That enjoys bedding n dumping gurls that demands anything from me the first day we meeting .... Cos they aint worth it.


D) player? Oh common! Like I don't have better things to do with my time other than go chasing after all these tiny gurls that don't even know how to wash their panties?

E) yea, I'm a player, but bliv me, u ain't getting into my boxers though. Itz sacred down there.

F) awwww, what sorta cheap guys u been rolling with?
Ma d1ck is off limits , gurls cant afford it.

Her: why do u like me?
Me: huh? Like u? Nah, my like is golden expensive .
I know u Luv my broad shoulders , abs n height, but u can't have me . sorry

SENSE PILL 47: :

if a gurl can dance FOR u, she can easily dance ON u

NLjona:
boss harddon.. something unusual happened to me oo.. have u ever in anyway just went point blank?? like all your balls just dropped like that all of a sudden and you keep wondering why.. I didn't just understand.. there's this chick that likes me.. and I was about spinning her head bt I just lost it... which is unsual from evryting I've lernt here has always been in me using it errtime.. I just left d girl alone .. so I just wanna ask you if you ve ever experienced it before.. and what do you think might be the cause..

and there's one thing I've noticed about girls... they are all the same!!.. even the stonch prayer warrior in church or that girl forming nicki minaj in the street.. just spinn her head with the right combos and she's all yours doing your deeds..

Yea , sure! It happens most times when u honing ur skills. This one is even nice, wait until u guys have touched, kissed n about to rumble n she pulls one of them classic spoilers on u! Then u blow it wit a needy ansa! She wears her wears n just simply walks off! #ouch! #ouch!
#BlueBalls!BlueBalls!

To overcome these, is to live ready. Practice.

I did warn @ d very beginning that b4 a hunter can get to d peek of perfection , he wud miss great kills! But if he keeps @ it, honing is skills, the experience becomes his long life anchor!

It is not about missing a kill, it is about analysing what when wrong n taking corrective decisions thereafter

sexymonkey:
@sexyrat from our previous lectures, we were told to reply the do you have a g.f question with; "yes I have many g.f's, so you have 2 work hard to impress me"

SexyRat meets SexyMonkey!

Wora freaking SexyCombo!



How do u get fame with names like that?

HARDDON:
Fine lines, kul as ice, twice as nice, ur swags got heat, u can't fit greet .

#BossBallz!

Nwa nnem chew knockle!

Perfect Example of thinking on ur feet n bossing the STAGE , no defeat! Go with the flow , flow on d roll


Words of advise though: next time , don't try to bite, don't bite . it Jecks them to reality n they withdraw into their shells.
U r lucky she sat back down. On a normal day, she wud have instantly told u she wano go. Cos she feels if she stays any longer, raggae might turn blues( n feel cheap), u might try to rape her or anything along these crazy lines.

What u should do next time , as u both hug, gently moving to the blues dance, is to place ur lips on the nape of her neck , without really kissing it, breath in n out slowing on d nape, then after a while of doing that, u kiss d neck nape ever so lightly. Pull ur lips away, n continue breathing on d neck! This drives almost every lady wild!

Ur aim is to use the things that r not private to tune up those that r! N b4 u known it, she come @ u....then u wud be the one to say hey babes, u r moving too fast .... ....see how easy it is to be a boss?

Remember the story of the rat eating d leg n blowing kul air on it? Yea, apply that skill.

As a rule of thumb, tease a lady with kiss tot , never kiss straight even if she comes @ u. And always be the first to break away.
Ur aim is to tune her up, give her a lil, n take it back, relax, give her again n pull out.... Oh if u apply this well, u literally just drive her nuts! And she wudnt mind grabbing ur head and forcing the kiss out when she can't take it again!

I like it the fact u didn't let her kiss u again! If u had let her, she wud have started controlling u subtliy.

Grow ur Balls so Huge u r unattainable n if ever she is so favoured n u let her a lil peep @ jrod, she wud go home happy.

Tell her the kinda gurl friendS u have r not the conventional ones!
I should warn u here: don't become a dock now! Cos this kinda talk can make u lose all u have laboured for all these while n u drive her away! I can already see signs of that with u! "Come to d house so u talk about it?" Gee? What dah wack line is that? U just told her u got a gurl unknowingly. She knows already. U took d fun away.
Instead of that, u should have said : come, I wano show u something but if u ain't here in an hour, u miss it! " see? Build curiosity . Stay on this track.



Make fun of her even while making luv to her! .

"Babe, this ur moan is special oooo, damn u must be njoyjng ur self! Touch me jor, let me feel it too " Lol!

U don't need advise, u doing well...more practice, meet other ladies, catch fun

. Just don't lose it, stick to the plan ..... Be daring, send less, funny sassy .... The thread is full of sassy funny line .
Read them n develop urs.

SexyRat:
Hardon, you be baba.

Well, after going through your write up, I decided to apply it.

I posted something on Facebook on Monday and a babe commented. I copied her comment and send it to her as message, she replied and began teasing her, accusing her of trying to use her pics to convince me so that I will love her. I accused her of trying to rape me. I combine some humor. And she was calling me a clown.

Then, I told her to call me. She said she wont give me her no. I accused her of begging me to have her. That all I want is Facebook call. She said she won't call. I insisted she call me. She laugh and drop her no for me to add her on WhatsApp. I turned her down that I don't want her no that I want Facebook call. She laugh, and called accusing me of being stubborn.

So, I continue trolling her in a humorous way.
Today, I told her to come out, she came out. When I met her, I asked her whats she is doing here, she laugh. I accused her of just wanting to see me by all means

I asked her to get to the cab that we are going to my house. She reluctantly followed me. I went and bought indomie for her, she insisted that she want to eat the soup I cooked and she want to eat with me, which we did. She asked me of my roomie, I told her SHE is not around . But later told her I stay alone

I put a romantic movie for her to watch, after watching, she demanded for another movie, I refused, played a love song. Grab her and started spinning with her touching her neck and smelling her hair. Wanted to bite her neck in a playful way, she giggled and demand that she want to sit down.

I let her be. While we were sipping our soghurt, her roomie called telling her that she saw someone . She said she started dating the guy last week, but the guy lie a lot and is into women. that the guy told her that he is not yet back, whereas he is around. This change her mode. I let her be.

After some time, we started touching and voila, we were kissing. She said I should stop, I did. After we stopped, she tried kissing me again, I refused.

I called her now, and she is asking me if I have a girlfriend. I told her to come over to the house so we talk about it. Though I have a babe, but we ain't serious. I want to date her. What do I tell her.
And pls, give me vibes way I go take they turn her head upside down

Thanks

Fine lines, kul as ice, twice as nice, ur swags got heat, u can't fit greet .

#BossBallz!

Nwa nnem chew knockle!

Perfect Example of thinking on ur feet n bossing the STAGE , no defeat! Go with the flow , flow on d roll


Words of advise though: next time , don't try to bite, don't bite . it Jecks them to reality n they withdraw into their shells.
U r lucky she sat back down. On a normal day, she wud have instantly told u she wano go. Cos she feels if she stays any longer, raggae might turn blues( n feel cheap), u might try to rape her or anything along these crazy lines.

What u should do next time , as u both hug, gently moving to the blues dance, is to place ur lips on the nape of her neck , without really kissing it, breath in n out slowing on d nape, then after a while of doing that, u kiss d neck nape ever so lightly. Pull ur lips away, n continue breathing on d neck! This drives almost every lady wild!

Ur aim is to use the things that r not private to tune up those that r! N b4 u known it, she come @ u....then u wud be the one to say hey babes, u r moving too fast .... ....see how easy it is to be a boss?

Remember the story of the rat eating d leg n blowing kul air on it? Yea, apply that skill.

LifegoesonE:
U no won response to me abi

Lifegoeson , what is the question again?

Wudnt know .....

I don't use those n yours truly hasn't experienced any of that. Highest they stop taking my calls. Cos they don't wano burn bridges. Don't wsno slam d door

I just dish silence therapy
Wen I wano roll

Why ain't there female to male transgender?

Aww!

Me likey!

Twins boys for me! N I'd probably be done

SexyRat:
Hardon. Am seeing this thread for the first time today and I have learnt alot. I must appreciate you for your effort'

There is a big difference between a master and an apprentice . So, help my ignorance out of this.

Firstly, there is this junior coursemate that i like so much . We were sometimes very close. She stays in the same street with me .She don even come my lodge with her roomie come chop, I don help her self with her assignment and sure will be doing more for her. But along the line, we lost it.Though we still hug whenever we see, but the connectivity is no longer there . Baba, how do I reignit feelings in her and start off a fresh vibes with her.


Secondly, There is this babe I chatted up on facebook for the first time yesterday. I have known the small details about her.Dont know her in person, we arein the same school. She flow when we chart. How do i blow up her mind with vibes while we chat. I dont have her no . I need to strike up a serious friendship and date her. Thanks

U snuffed off d initial attration .

U see , wen ladies come close to a guy for the first time, two things r involved
1) either she like u n wano know what u made up off

2) she luvs some benefits she licks off u.

Obiomon:
niccur wtf?? was jus saying havnt seen you upload your pic before, ain't here to kick some ass!!!!

Dude u sounding like u seeing ur period , u k?

Deal with d inner u, no one asked u to be an a33 licker, in fact we r here trying to whoop guys from such demeaning states.

That said, I wud hv u respect my space and spine.

Keep to the issue on hand n don't derail my thread.

Regards