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Romance › Re: [boys/men Only] The Boyfriend Dilemma by HARDDON: 5:10am On Aug 02, 2016

@ praiseoski,
Do u know the principle of the rat n the trap?

Here let's help u: the rat most times knows that it is a trap , expecially the experienced , but they can't resist the allure n aroma of the fish! They still get trapped instantly!

Go figure!

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Romance › Re: [boys/men Only] The Boyfriend Dilemma by HARDDON: 5:07am On Aug 02, 2016

PreciousRahl:
Praiseoski i see you bro ... Boss HARDDON this is the guy that introduced me to your dating drills thread, the one you told me to increase his beer quota, lol .. small world

He did u more harm than gud I suppose! cheesy

Cos now , from his statmments above, u have to strive harder b4 u lay a gurl now.

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 4:20am On Aug 02, 2016*

HARDDON:
She was on her kneels begging , she knew I was serious dis time for me not to have called all along.
There was no reason she idnt give.

While she was pleading, I was sipping wine sitted @ my work station. Crawled on her kneels towards me, n launched her hands first, she knows how to touch me, hands was on my laps playing, I removed it after a while.wen she saw I wasn't moved by remorse, she deployed tears .
Mehn, her fair face became red! The weak me cudnt take it any longer he stood up, n pulled her up. Wiping her tears with hcf.
N hugged her. B4 I knew it, we were kissing. But I cut it short. N went into the rest room to have my bath. Not a word . n guess what? B4 d water cud drop twice on me, oh a hand came from behind n hugged me tight, naked! She basically gave me my bath, paying extra special scrubbing to Jrod( as she knew, it just came from somewhere. I stopped her. )
She used the soap as body lubricant n our bodies blended.

To short circuit d story, we had it : in d test room , pavement , on d floor n rounded it off on da bed! Explosive!

After dinner, she touched me while we were watching a romantic mov, told her its getting late, that it was time to go , she was having none of it. My phone had been ringing. I picked n I spoke to my other gurls right in her very b4! Send less but of cos, I had learnt not to use emotional words.

I went n sat out. She came looking for me with mobile lie in, we lay out there n had it.
Came inside, had light serve, watched, had it again!
Then after a while, I switched on: did u actually come to apologise or to rape me non stop? cheesy

She cudnt ansa cos jrod was in her mouth but she did choke wit laughter though.

She kept calling after that day, making her self relevant, comes to cook( wit her money) n clean, buys stuffs for me.
The only thing I do then was to blow her minds off! D more I SENDLESS, d more she came @ me with her body n money!

Till this very day, I have not dailed her number once! I only send msges wen I want her arnd. N her complains didnt move me.
Did I tell u I used her to accomplish one of my fantasies? Yea I did
My fantasy? : Sleeping with two friends! Though she didn't agree to bring her friend cos she was scared she was eida gono lose me to d friend or start sharing me with her friend!

This was what she did: she knows my specs, one val, just to surprise me, she won a friend Dec the previous year n pitched d tot to her January that she luvs her bf bla bla bla n wud Luv to surprise him wit his fantasy , booked a hotel( so d stranger wud not know my place or any tin about me), they checked in waiting for me. My usual way, I had collected one round n discharged that one. Cos she had told me she had a surprise for me!
Called that I should meet her up @ one hotel. Told her I might be there By 11pm but if she didn't see me, well, n I hung up. Somehow she knew I wud come. They waited , went swimming cheesy

I showed up 11:15pm. N guess what? shocked

She did every tin to make sure d other gurl doenst have my contact ! Nor me hers ! But while they where sleeping after the romp, I collected that one's phone that was charging, though locked, I used skill to unlock it, n dailed my line. I saved my number on her phone with Don Fantasy! The next week,I learnt she came from another state, they had met while my ex travelled for d yuletide. we met , ate n f'ed n that was d beginning of another tale.....
we don't take prisoners, only casualties.

My ex did that to show me how much she lived to please me n can't do without me: but the more she tried, d more she drove me off! This is what happens to guys too when they become needy ....u drive her off

She is married now with a kid.

Arrrh, now u made me spill an episode ......
Hope u wud be able to find ur way out from reading that!

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 3:50am On Aug 02, 2016

HARDDON:
I was confused yet determined. Made up my mind, I wud make her beg/cry b4 she wud ever touch my d1ck( cos I know , even if she didnt miss me, she missed having that!, missed multiple Cumings)

Then after I f'ed her brains out, I'd tell her off officially. But d weak me screamed noooo!

As I trodded back, tot flooded my mind.
I sat @ d gate thinking of what my resolution wud be: finaly made up my mind that we can only be f mates hereafter, I was njoying life the way it is, want no drama n I want to become a Don First b4 probably I have one stick around( but now, I have 3 sticking around n others just collecting n going, I don't visit a garden twice unless it is super exciting ! .. )

Then I got home: my loyal gf, had replaced n soaked d sheets n laid d bed! Oh heavenly me! She knows how to get me!
Without a word she basically sprang on me, with dis super hug, her huge b00bs melting my mind, I stood there without huggin back, letting her a brief moment b4 I pushed her away ever so gently. And ask what she was doing here with an edge of anger on my tone but in my heart of hearts, I just wanted ravage her, shred her pants n bra n drill her the way I had done countless times in time past.. !. .

She was on her kneels begging , she knew I was serious dis time for me not to have called all along.
There was no reason she idnt give.

While she was pleading, I was sipping wine sitted @ my work station. Crawled on her kneels towards me, n launched her hands first, she knows how to touch me, hands was on my laps playing, I removed it after a while.wen she saw I wasn't moved by remorse, she deployed tears .
Mehn, her fair face became red! The weak me cudnt take it any longer he stood up, n pulled her up. Wiping her tears with hcf.
N hugged her. B4 I knew it, we were kissing. But I cut it short. N went into the rest room to have my bath. Not a word . n guess what? B4 d water cud drop twice on me, oh a hand came from behind n hugged me tight, naked! She basically gave me my bath, paying extra special scrubbing to Jrod( as she knew, it just came from somewhere. I stopped her. )
She used the soap as body lubricant n our bodies blended.

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 3:32am On Aug 02, 2016

HARDDON:
So as I was saying, my ex was dah ish! When I reflect now, she is still among my best top 20! ehmmm, don't put too much tot into this. U can hate me cos of this..... U dig?

because she luvd me like mad( always wanted me around! N I was always around ignoring my admonition of always giving them d gift of missing u! I tot d best way to keep her api was to be there regularly, how wrong I was! gold is precious because its rarely available n u have to sweat b4 u can get a grain) n she has all I ever wanted in a woman, I let my guards down! N showed her Luv back! ( take my advise guys,learn to keep ur emotions under check! If u wano Wify her, instead of always preaching luv yo her, spontenously show her instead! Surprise her. ) I totally ruined it.

While I was having her in doggy style, the bf wud be calling, sending text , appologising for what he didn't do

( there is a skill women use wen they wano get rid of a guy: its called wrong SMOKE accusation! Just to get u spilling thrash like some1 in police torture, u go admitting what u didn't do, cos u don't wano lose her, u still wud! That was her plan! Get u to commit so she has a reason to leave ur rats a33! )

n generally was weak n needy! This was what he used to finally drive her into my ravenous arms!
Hope that her ex isnt reading this right now, oh well, if u r, learn from ur mistake as I learnt from mine!

because I dropped my been challenging , was still funny but I stopped making fun of her cos she is my gurl now, n I was always there, call every time, we together every now n then, I drove her off!
Didn't give her that breathing space needed in every r/ship.
But hey I still blew other gurls some times! But I must confess, I was into her!
I dangled her to all my friends, even introduced her as my fiancee! Spoke with her sis n her husby n her mum. Took her to family house n ish.....I was lost!

Guess what? I drove her off!
@ a point, she stopped taking my calls, stopped calling , started accusing me of cheating ( Smoke).
We have huge rows, kiss n make up. Most times, I'm d one who usually cal after we haven't spoken for weeks cos she hurt me, yet She knows I wud get around n call! oh weak me! N ofcos I did!

But one day! Haven read some hard knocks about the ways of women, I made up my mind to finally let go!
I did!
U wud not imagine this gurl that has been giving me send less actitude , started calling after 1month of my been send less! She obviously waited for my cal, got none , felt bad, missed me, scared another had taken me n started calling. I ignored her. Sent messages I didnt reply.

One of the very first msg read: so this is how much u lived me huh? That u can stay a month without as much as calling......

That was to get me remorseful n run to call her , this had worked b4, but I didn't yield this time!
I simply ignored. She came to my crib, I had changed my routine based on when she is free. Met my absence .

She started pleading n imploying tru text msges, I wasnt having any of it.

To cut d long story short, i kept ignoring her because i know that immediately i picked, her voice wud melt my rock heart! It was so difficult. Yet I kept on, kept learning n improving , kept meeting others! This helped a lot. I didnt feel lonely( this is ur worse enemy if u must move on)

Then one day, out of d blues, she dropped in on me @ my crib As i was seeing one off! She actually passed us after saying hello to me! Went n waited for me @ home. She figured from d way I dressed, I was coming back soon n she knew my back door wud be opened cos I usually see her off like that in time past! (Arrrh! see how I let her read me like an opened book?))

I was confused yet determined. Made up my mind, I wud make her beg/cry b4 she wud ever touch my d1ck( cos I know , even if she didnt miss me, she missed having that!, missed multiple Cumings)

Then after I f'ed her brains out, I'd tell her off officially. But d weak me screamed noooo!

As I trodded back, tot flooded my mind.
I sat @ d gate thinking of what my resolution wud be: finaly made up my mind that we can only be f mates hereafter, I was njoying life the way it is, want no drama n I want to become a Don First b4 probably I have one stick around( but now, I have 3 sticking around cheesy

n others just collecting n going, I don't visit a garden twice unless it is super exciting ! cheesy

.. )

Then I got home: my loyal gf, had replaced n soaked d sheets n laid d bed! Oh heavenly me! She knows how to get me!
Without a word she basically sprang on me, with dis super hug, her huge b00bs melting my mind, I stood there without huggin back, letting her a brief moment b4 I pushed her away ever so gently. And ask what she was doing here with an edge of anger on my tone but in my heart of hearts, I just wanted ravage her, shred her pants n bra n drill her the way I had done countless times in time past.. !. cheesy

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 3:09am On Aug 02, 2016

HARDDON:
Wano hear the Hard Truth?

Forget about Your Ex!
Why? Cos she got u by the balls mehn!
She so have ur mumu switch n knows how to turn the pot so u'd always, no matter how angry, be into her.

N that deep feelings u have for her, brought about by the fact that she blows ur brains out when u get down, or she has 90% of what u Luv in women or she spends on u like mad, she has been milkin it. She knows no matter what she does, she's got u, all she had to do was show remorse n ud go running into her arms!

I know its very difficult to do, but if u have to grow , this u must. Meet others. Get a fresh one with the skills uve acquired here n be in charge. Keep her on her toes as ur ex have been keeping u on urs.

When I was very young @ these, I had an Ex. She was one of the first I used this skill on n it worked like charm! Even though she had a guy, we rumbled n boy! She can twist( with her waist n mouth) on a d1ck! B4 she realise what was happening, she was head over heels for me. Started avoiding her guy's calls. (As a principle, I never ask a gurl if she has a guy wen I meet her! U shouldn't too!, if ever her conscience pricks her n she brings it up and says:

Her: I have a a bf,
You: awww, so sorry for that guy! Cos he just lost u. It wud have been beta u didn't meet me.

Or you make funny faces n say: bf? Who has time for that in this age n time? I wish him well with ur troubles n dramas!

Or u say: oh poor guy! How is he able to cope with ur drains n drama? With ur multiple voice tones n ur nose that twitch when u smile? More elbow to his grace!

So as I was saying, my ex was dah ish! When I reflect now, she is still among my best top 20! cheesy

ehmmm, don't put too much tot into this. U can hate me cos of this..... U dig?

because she luvd me like mad( always wanted me around! N I was always around ignoring my admonition of always giving them d gift of missing u! I tot d best way to keep her api was to be there regularly, how wrong I was! embarassed

gold is precious because its rarely available n u have to sweat b4 u can get a grain) n she has all I ever wanted in a woman, I let my guards down! N showed her Luv back! ( take my advise guys,learn to keep ur emotions under check! If u wano Wify her, instead of always preaching luv yo her, spontenously show her instead! Surprise her. ) I totally ruined it.

While I was having her in doggy style, the bf wud be calling, sending text , appologising for what he didn't do

( there is a skill women use wen they wano get rid of a guy: its called wrong SMOKE accusation! Just to get u spilling thrash like some1 in police torture, u go admitting what u didn't do, cos u don't wano lose her, u still wud! That was her plan! Get u to commit so she has a reason to leave ur rats a33! )

n generally was weak n needy! This was what he used to finally drive her into my ravenous arms!
Hope that her ex isnt reading this right now, oh well, if u r, learn from ur mistake as I learnt from mine! cool

because I dropped my been challenging , was still funny but I stopped making fun of her cos she is my gurl now, n I was always there, call every time, we together every now n then, I drove her off!
Didn't give her that breathing space needed in every r/ship.
But hey I still blew other gurls some times! But I must confess, I was into her!
I dangled her to all my friends, even introduced her as my fiancee! Spoke with her sis n her husby n her mum. Took her to family house n ish.....I was lost!

Guess what? I drove her off!
@ a point, she stopped taking my calls, stopped calling , started accusing me of cheating ( Smoke).
We have huge rows, kiss n make up. Most times, I'm d one who usually cal after we haven't spoken for weeks cos she hurt me, yet She knows I wud get around n call! embarassed

oh weak me! N ofcos I did!

But one day! Haven read some hard knocks about the ways of women, I made up my mind to finally let go!
I did!
U wud not imagine this gurl that has been giving me send less actitude , started calling after 1month of my been send less! She obviously waited for my cal, got none , felt bad, missed me, scared another had taken me n started calling. I ignored her. Sent messages I didnt reply.

One of the very first msg read: so this is how much u lived me huh? That u can stay a month without as much as calling......

That was to get me remorseful n run to call her , this had worked b4, but I didn't yield this time!
I simply ignored. She came to my crib, I had changed my routine based on when she is free. Met my absence .

She started pleading n imploying tru text msges, I wasnt having any of it.

To cut d long story short, i kept ignoring her because i know that immediately i picked, her voice wud melt my rock heart! It was so difficult. Yet I kept on, kept learning n improving , kept meeting others! This helped a lot. I didnt feel lonely( this is ur worse enemy if u must move on)

Then one day, out of d blues, she dropped in on me @ my crib As i was seeing one off! She actually passed us after saying hello to me! Went n waited for me @ home. She figured from d way I dressed, I was coming back soon n she knew my back door wud be opened cos I usually see her off like that in time past! (Arrrh! see how I let her read me like an opened book?))

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 2:27am On Aug 02, 2016*

proeast:
@Harddon, I've been a silent admirer of ur prowess when it comes to female psycology & I must say that you are awesome! Pls I need your help. I just discovered dat i've been so nice or even stupid to women expecialy my ex to d extent of being a wussbag, appologies to u. I spent on my ex & was so nice to her yet she called me stingy & crushed my ego while i was so needy! Since we parted ways, she has been showing signs of remorse & i'm afraid she will soon come to beg me. I stil hav feel'ns for her but i regret ever being a wusbag & want to be a classic alpha male so dat when she comes to beg, i'll be able to control tins. already, i'm practising some of ur advice here on 3 new ladies i've been flirting with & its fun. one said she doesnt understand my guts & i've come to understand dat she is becoming afraid of my unpredictable & controlin nature! Pls advice me on what to do about my ex. Thanks a million fold for saving me both money, time & stress through ur drills!

Wano hear the Hard Truth?

Forget about Your Ex!
Why? Cos she got u by the balls mehn!
She so have ur mumu switch n knows how to turn the pot so u'd always, no matter how angry, be into her.

N that deep feelings u have for her, brought about by the fact that she blows ur brains out when u get down, or she has 90% of what u Luv in women or she spends on u like mad, she has been milkin it. She knows no matter what she does, she's got u, all she had to do was show remorse n ud go running into her arms! embarassed

I know its very difficult to do, but if u have to grow , this u must. Meet others. Get a fresh one with the skills uve acquired here n be in charge. Keep her on her toes as ur ex have been keeping u on urs.

When I was very young @ these, I had an Ex. She was one of the first I used this skill on n it worked like charm! Even though she had a guy, we rumbled n boy! She can twist( with her waist n mouth) on a d1ck! B4 she realise what was happening, she was head over heels for me. Started avoiding her guy's calls. (As a principle, I never ask a gurl if she has a guy wen I meet her! U shouldn't too!, if ever her conscience pricks her n she brings it up and says:

Her: I have a a bf,
You: (with an apologetic down tone), awww, so sorry for that guy, Cos he just lost u. It wud have been beta u didn't meet me.

Or you make funny faces n say: bf? Who has time for that in this age n time? I wish him well with ur troubles n dramas!

Or u say: oh poor guy! How is he able to cope with ur drains n drama? With ur multiple voice tones n ur nose that twitch when u smile? More elbow to his grace!

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 7:16pm On Aug 01, 2016

Why can't I update?

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 7:10pm On Aug 01, 2016

HARDDON:
Dude, dude! U sounding like u won some laurels! Itz just some pvssy.
N as much as I wud hv luved to roll on hay wit u about ur record breaking(5days from meeting to mating), I'm not d least impressed.

I'm unimpressed with ur tone ( like a warrior counquering a country) like she finally did u d huge favour!

I'm unimpressed with how u r already letting her run d rule n now she wants to drag u to meet her brother!
Do things cos u want to not cos they want to!
Like da heck?

We have sounded it a couple of times here that after getting down with a guy, ladies just assume u guys have started dating ......
So I ask u this question: what do u really want from her?

1) FFB? ( friends for benefits?)
2) LTC( long term commitment - marriage?)
3) CS(casual sex with no strings?)
4) ATL( as time leads , leaving for d moment?)

Or just what?
Reflect on this n d ansa u come up with, shld direct ur ways here on.

But I should warn: the way u'r already going about it, u wud soon lose ur Balls to her n soon u'd become boring to her n dis bond wud die a natural death.

Politics › Re: Buhari’s Parochial Appointments Is Corruption – Punch by HARDDON: 7:08pm On Aug 01, 2016

knuckbuck:
Punch really Punched Buhari. TKO.

Wonder why everyone has been quiet with all the ills of this fg.

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Crime › Re: 'Pastor' In Imo Who Robs With False Prophesy Arrested by HARDDON: 6:48pm On Jul 31, 2016

Oh God when wud u just purge these men off this earth n let them cease to call ur name in vain?

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Fashion › Re: Guys Please Don't Fall For This by HARDDON: 6:43pm On Jul 31, 2016

Blessograo:
Like seriously? i don't want to be rude cos you don't talk to a lady about her body especially when you just meeting her online

There is something I can't wrap my hands around about u

Romance › Re: Why You Fall Asleep Within Minutes Of Having Sex And Why She’s Still Wide Awake by HARDDON: 5:30pm On Jul 31, 2016

bitchcrafts:
Alien to me tho, it's more often than not the other way round where I'm still lurking awake while she quickly drifts away in slumber; knocked out.

Tot I was alone here.

Just sit on my system working n watching em sleep like babes they r

Op's rash research is inconclusive

Romance › Re: Why You Fall Asleep Within Minutes Of Having Sex And Why She’s Still Wide Awake by HARDDON: 5:30pm On Jul 31, 2016

bitchcrafts:
Alien to me tho, it's more often than not the other way round where I'm still lurking awake while she quickly drifts away in slumber; knocked out.

Tot I was along here.

Just sit on my system working n watching em sleep like babes they r

Op's rash research is inconclusive

Romance › Re: LOVE BOOTH!!!!! Share Your Love by HARDDON: 5:18pm On Jul 31, 2016

womanlover:
COME AND PROPOSE UR LOVE FOR THAT ONE GIRL THATS BURSTING YOUR HEAD!

make i start

Debbywills just typing ur name alone is making my heart melt! I cry whenever i think about ur beauty! you are the most beautiful girl on nairaland!

am crying *wiping my eyes*
who is next?

Crime › Re: Olisa Nwakoby Of FCMB Commits Suicide In Front Of His Pastor In Lagos (photo) by HARDDON: 5:05pm On Jul 31, 2016

Oh wasted life for that chicken change some1 have lunch with!
embarassed

Life is greater than all d wealth

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 3:03pm On Jul 31, 2016

SexyRat:
Baba Hardon.

Is settled, I don blow her within the space of 5 days I met her . She is so into me . She spent the nite in my place on Friday and we had a very good sex.Mehn, it was the best I have ever had.

Right now, she is telling everyone about me. And she has even told her brother and want me to meet him. baba, u tight

Pls recommend some books for me to aid my witty conversation. Sometimes when I try to be funny some of the babes take it as insult. I need to polish my conversation

Dude, dude! U sounding like u won some laurels! Itz just some pvssy.
N as much as I wud hv luved to roll on hay wit u about ur record breaking(5days from meeting to mating), I'm not d least impressed.

I'm unimpressed with ur tone ( like a warrior counquering a country) like she finally did u d huge favour!

I'm unimpressed with how u r already letting her run d rule n now she wants to drag u to meet her brother!
Do things cos u want to not cos they want to!
Like da heck?

We have sounded it a couple of times here that after getting down with a guy, ladies just assume u guys have started dating ......
So I ask u this question: what do u really want from her?

1) FFB? ( friends for benefits?)
2) LTC( long term commitment - marriage?)
3) CS(casual sex with no strings?)
4) ATL( as time leads , leaving for d moment?)

Or just what?
Reflect on this n d ansa u come up with, shld direct ur ways here on.

But I should warn: the way u'r already going about it, u wud soon lose ur Balls to her n soon u'd become boring to her n dis bond wud die a natural death.

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 2:36pm On Jul 31, 2016*

romme2u:
what a great thread.

no thanks for spilling the beans and making our lifestyle harder to maintain

Huh?

Mehn, how can one continue to stomach royal guys been robbed on d dust of humiliation by these tiny breeds called gurls?

They lose money, honour, time n most importantly, Balls!

my daily drive is: moulding minds n empowering lives globally.

And as u know, it is not the number of years u thread d earth but d lives u impacted positively while u here.

Our lives aint made difficult by helping others, rather it is enhanced! cheesy

Kindly tell us ur tale..... We'd Luv to learn from u too

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Family › Re: WIFE! A Good Thing? (men Only) by HARDDON: 9:00am On Jul 31, 2016

This is total BS

To the west , marriage is nothing but a contract!
They contract out as if they r contracting on and their laws and morals supports it.

If u want real quote about true marriages, go to the right source! Quote Africans , quote great Nigerian, quote people that had had the balls n patience to understand each other n blended like bread and butter not these ones that testosterone excited them and went into marriage without proper prayer n direction from God.
The best way to operate a gadget, is to refer to the manufacturers manual

And hey, don't insult God that instituted this beautiful Union .

Marriage is a beautiful n profiting bond.

For it is written , he that findeth a WIFE findeth a gud thing n obtaineth favour of the Lord

2) 1 shall chase a thousand while 2 chase 10 thousand .

Beats mathematical manipulations n all logical computations

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Romance › Re: Here Is My Hausa Girlfriend (picture) : Let's See Your Girlfriend by HARDDON: 2:27am On Jul 31, 2016

Obadiah77:
I pray i die on top of her
That's love

Do you have such massive ass? The answer obviously is no

Waz d essence of a33 with those tiny peanuts b00bs?!

Training bra ttins, my chest s bigga than those tongue

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Only Want A Guy They've Rejected When He Starts Dating another girl by HARDDON: 2:13am On Jul 31, 2016

PeachyP:
Lol, sometimes

Eevrrytime .

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 11:31pm On Jul 30, 2016

Guys, Guys, don't ever ask for nudes from ladies! Its a huge turn off! Regular guys do that .

If u want her Nudes, just wait till after blowing her brains out , she wud become so loyal that she wud not only let u snap her nudes but wud even oblige ur making videos of ur getting down sessions ......!

Gurls Luv this not matter how they try to form.

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Fashion › Re: Guys Please Don't Fall For This by HARDDON: 9:39pm On Jul 30, 2016

LordZero:
[color=#F70D1A] lmao, I don't take you as the type that loses his mind/balls because of boobs.[/color]

Guy, u don't get it.... The secret is not to show it. No matter how u feel inside, u maintain u and go send less, but in ur mind of minds, u be screaming wild! grin

That way u have her easily instead showing what u feel with ur words or ways n u go driving em away.

Confusing huh? tongue

Fashion › Re: Guys Please Don't Fall For This by HARDDON: 9:33pm On Jul 30, 2016

Blessograo:
I comment my reserve

Awwww, she so shy!

Fashion › Re: Guys Please Don't Fall For This by HARDDON: 2:36pm On Jul 30, 2016

Blessograo:
sorry i don't understand everything you typed

Oh that is just some fine lines from my wondering mind
It went to check up ur profile
N concluded that u have a nice interracial smile
And its having a hard time understanding the meaning of it

And it also concluded that u wear 36" : 36D or 38A shocked

Fashion › Re: Guys Please Don't Fall For This by HARDDON: 2:06pm On Jul 30, 2016

Blessograo:
my what?

Ur statueses of liberty
Your fountain of softness
Your headlamps in the middle of d jungle
Like a rudder on a buffeted ship
Sailing asunder
The waves n its wonder

Oops, now I drift
Yea, they always make me drift
What did I just say?

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Fashion › Re: Guys Please Don't Fall For This by HARDDON: 1:49pm On Jul 30, 2016

Blessograo:
lol

N she she laughs...

I have been lookin for urs though shocked

Fashion › Re: Guys Please Don't Fall For This by HARDDON: 1:49pm On Jul 30, 2016

Don

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 1:44pm On Jul 30, 2016

LifegoesonE:
See, problem is like this, I have this girl, we been dating for like 8 months now but most time she doesn't call me doo my own worry is dat if she miss my call most time she don't call back.
There was a time she was busying my calls I had to give a break on calling until I met her, she gave her excuse which I told her was not a good reason, I like the babe doo but she doesn't reciprocate not that am asking for extra attention, I called her two times in day like that she didn't pick either called back, called again on her own birthday twice stil could not pick. After two day she replied on whatsapp (thank u dear) didn't reply back doo, even on whatsapp now she haven't reply my me,
For like 2 weeks now I haven't called her cos I decided until she call me first, but am tempted to call her, TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

She haven't called though sending greeting on whatsapp but haven't replied yet cos waiting for your idea

I did ansa this long time ago!

Kindly go tru d thread n read it up.

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 12:51pm On Jul 30, 2016

B00bs of Lyf

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 12:36pm On Jul 30, 2016

DavidTheGeek:
Well done

Well done?

Is that a name of a place animal or thing? tongue

Crack her ribs off if u have to. But don't take the tension away!

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 12:20pm On Jul 30, 2016*

Lets say u were trekking to her place for the first time n she doesnt know if u got a ride or not

( but as a rule of thumb, I rarely visit my ladies! Cos I might just run into one of her friends that have tasted me @ her place) !

And she ask:

Her: are you driving down?

You : no I'm flying down! Cars r too cheap. Hope u have a landing pod behind your house. If not, be ready to climb d ladder I'd drop down from d skies.

Lets say u r driving down and she ask that same question:

Tell her that you are trekking down! That cars r too cheap n unrelible that u prefer ur expensive n reliable legs for now until beta cars r invented! cool

U wudnt imagine the surprise look on her face when u pull in ur bimmer ! She was expecting u trekking down.

Alight n after hugging her, say: I borrowed d ride oh, I tot ur roads where leg friendly but noticed late, had to call my friend to bringing it for me.
She knows beta!

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