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Ouch!



Whata dinner! Player got played!

That fish is second to d one of 4,500( the largest!)

HARDDON:
News flash: I'd rather u don't do this as a newbie! Avoid this, its too direct, too demanding n it defines a lot!

Get this wrong , and u might as well kiss her gud bye.

What u should rather do:


Sense Pill 53:
Always as a rule of thumb, use the public parts to wake up the private parts!



It means : go stealth like dah black bird and b4 the enemy knows it , uve drawn d town n u r home safe

The hand is a very gud public part to start with ... Hold n caress it nonechalantly as u burst her bubbles, pick @ d strands of her hair as u ask witty questions about it.

U must know hair colours: colour 1, 28 , 30 etc know them n what they look like! How much the attachment cost n have a favourite hair style

Learn about all human hair types: brazillian , Peruvian etc. Know what is human what is not.

Why I'm I so concerned with hair? Cos her hair is one of the major indirect way to launch in . as u talking, run ur hands down her hair a couple of times nonechalantly . stop @ d ear loop n caress it..... Be wise here! Cos this is sensitive

While u make funny comments about her cheeks , eye brow , lip stick , make up etc to divert her attention


Notice d sequence?

HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 6: HOW TO APPROACH DA FIRST KISS

News flash: I'd rather u don't do this as a newbie! Avoid this, its too direct, too demanding n it defines a lot!

Get this wrong , and u might as well kiss her gud bye.

What u should rather do:


Sense Pill 53:
Always as a rule of thumb, use the public parts to wake up the private parts!



It means : go stealth like dah black bird and b4 the enemy knows it , uve drawn d town n u r home safe

DeeCherry:
Why is Wenger not bringing Vardy in when they clearly need a goal? Outrageous ߘက

Verdy refused to be part of failures!

How can u leave league champs to be scrapping for 4th place?

Sunnyid8:
Arsenal pls one more goal

mehn begging for a draw!

Sorry ,no draw for u, goals gate closed!

Liverpool doing rounds on ass'nal's on their turf!


Come on wanger how can klopp come from another country to do u in on ur own turf? Sad, pretty sad!

Up united!

HARDDON:
On to dah Next one:

DRILL NUGGET 6:

DRILL NUGGET 6: HOW TO APPROACH DA FIRST KISS

On to dah Next one:

DRILL NUGGET 6:

HARDDON:
Here is a lil secret:


Sense Pill 51:

We don't deploy wits n sways all the time!
We read d moods n flow in tone.
We deploy wits n sways most times
care n concern sometimes
surprise expression( without speaking) laced with laughter sometimes,
reach out a hand n help out most times,
Sing sometimes
Flow peotry sometimes
But with our confident aura all the Times! Cos in d final analyses,u r all u got all times

We r no robots.

Only the wise wud fathom this

These opens up com lines
Apply them minimise rejections.

If all these still fail, note that the problems isn't urs but hers. Move on.

U don't wano be saddled with a gurl who lacks sense of humour no matter how pretty she is, she wud bore u in a week!

Note that there r ladies u wud meet that naturally wudnt like ur face for no just cos

I natuaraly don't like some ladies even b4 they talk to me. No matter how pretty a gurl is , her chest must be bigger than mine 4times. ....its not my fault just how I was fashioned .

So u should know that and don't force urself on any one.

SENSE PILL52:
if a gurl is wacky enuf to ignore u, tell urself if only she knows what she is missing!

U r the best guy any lady cud ever dream of having. And her lose is mos def another's gain!

she isn't worth it! Move on.


Just smile @ her and say: if only u know....... B4 she responds, be on ur way out

HARDDON:
But u should know this:

Sense Pill 50:

Women have lota ish going on in their lives most times than they cud manage: from painful flow to been broke, from cheating bf to family stress. So they just lose it when u step in wrongly trying to talk.
Some wud ignore u, others wud look @ u quzzically, some wud hiss n just move on, very few wud smile n respond to u!

D solution is to be a gud situation / facial expression reader n be quick witted enuf to know how to approach d subject @ hand. because u can let her walk on, u might never met @ again

Here is a lil secret:


Sense Pill 51:

We don't deploy wits n sways all the time!
We read d moods n flow in tone.
We deploy wits n sways most times
care n concern sometimes
surprise expression( without speaking) laced with laughter sometimes,
reach out a hand n help out most times,
Sing sometimes
Flow peotry sometimes
But with our confident aura all the Times! Cos in d final analyses,u r all u got all times

We r no robots.

Only the wise wud fathom this

Just an effective display.

Keep jeeling guys!

We ghehin there!

Nothing but a win United!

But I don't seem to grab the starting line up Special One!

PreciousRahl:
Sorry my reply is coming late.. i had to do alot of thinking before answering your questions cos "reason" is such a strong word.. The only reason i could come up with is that i like her.. Alot

That means ATL

As Time Leads ....... Inbtw short n long term
Undecided

Imakeherdrip:
Patiently waiting...

For?

HARDDON:
But u must first work on ur self with these drills so that u minimise rejections because from experience, guys r their own worse enemies when it comes to meeting ladies for the first time.

A lil foot wrong , n u spoil d broth

We have told u to avoid blands, pickup lines and sterotype lines.

They r d questest way to get booted even b4 u r suited

But u should know this:

Sense Pill 50:

Women have lota ish going on in their lives most times than they cud manage: from painful flow to been broke, from cheating bf to family stress. So they just lose it when u step in wrongly trying to talk.
Some wud ignore u, others wud look @ u quzzically, some wud hiss n just move on, very few wud smile n respond to u!

D solution is to be a gud situation / facial expression reader n be quick witted enuf to know how to approach d subject @ hand. because u can let her walk on, u might never met @ again

peterpen:
Harddon am still expecting ur reply bro



thanks

u asked a Q?

didnt get d memo

cheruv:
Taa méchíe onu

She'd go with guy 2

but ehmmm
wat means d bolded?

Dayvhid:
@harddon when do u plan on talking about the push/pull routine??

Huh?

Push pull?

Read inbtw d lines on all d drills ... They r all lined with push pull effectsS....

Kindly note also that these r life impacting drills not some boring routines that people soon get fed up with

adewumiopeyemi:
bro why u deril my thread

I am?

What is the meaning of derail again?

Does it mean contributing to d thread or saying abstract things that ain't related?

Kindly educate me.


Btw, u shld be happy im here, cos now all my followers can't but read ur thread

adewumiopeyemi:
What they mean:

Yep. This is me not getting any vibes from this relationship.

9. What they say:

When next are you going to see your mum?

What they mean:

Oga when am I going to meet your mum?

Wrong again!

This means You are super Boring!
A total kiss a33. U just do every of her bidding .

No challenge , no tension , no Balls!

N u can sell ur soul just to please her!




What they say when they wano meet ur fam is:

Where is this r/ship leading to?
When I'm I seeing ur family?
A guy is asking for my hand in marriage .
My parents want to meet u
Do u think your mother wud like me?
How many kids do u wano have?
Where wud u like to settle with ur family?
You have grey hair on ur head already
Wow, u aint getting any younger

adewumiopeyemi:
3. What they say:

What are we now?

This means two things;:

U r giving them double signal n they ain't sure if u lare here for the long haul or just here to LicknCleannMove


They want u to define the bond. So they know their position in ur life . this is very positive from gud ladies, it shows she is into u .


But on the other hand, ladies ask u this so u can go declaring ur Luv like a parrot on a pepper weed, then they use that declaration to hang u by dumping All their needs on u! No Romance with finance right?


U shld also know:

It cud also be a test to see if u got man Balls or some Chicken eggs for balls . Go figure

adewumiopeyemi:
2 2. What they say:

Don’t worry you can be going.

What they mean:

Better beg to stay.

Wrong:

It means when I wud do u , don't complain

U beta worry oooo as a guy.

Don't worry I'm fine is a bane in d existence of guys

But u must first work on ur self with these drills so that u minimise rejections because from experience, guys r their own worse enemies when it comes to meeting ladies for the first time.

A lil foot wrong , n u spoil d broth

We have told u to avoid blands, pickup lines and sterotype lines.

They r d questest way to get booted even b4 u r suited

.

You wud meet different shades and characters in these lanes.

Not every one wud take to u.
Not every1 wud wano even as much as hear u

Just like the poker song: u must know when to hold up, deal, walk away, never hold any grudge, dust ur feet, hold ur sway, paint ur ways and above all , be YOU. Cos that is all u ever got after all said and done

Drill Nugget 5:

DEALING WITH REJECTION


The gold is not made from funny fires.

A master isn't a title u hand out to people. They earn them.

A child that must walk must learn to stand first, no matter the falls.

Failure is not a name but an event along a life journey

To have a lion share , u must have a lion heart : Neva give up!

To stick ur neck out is to burn ur hands sometimes.
Never give up

Chuksyd1 ,

U don't keep big deddy waiting....
Shoot or we shoot u

marvelck:
I remember those days when mothers used to warn their daughters to beware of guys and not to trust any guy cos of their lies and manipulations. Well, I guess girls no longer need their mom or anybody to tell them to be careful when falling in love wt a guy these days since they(girls) now know better. Even a church girl knows loving a guy is like seeing a fire and jumping into it. Guys have so messed up love and relationship, that most girls are now scared of loving a guy. The way guys use and dump girls anyhow these days, girls are so afraid of giving their hearts to a guy and getting hurt in the end...And its cos of this, some grls give in to the demand of sex by their guys in order to avoid bn hurt. But sex cant save ur heart. Cos a guy will always be a guy... You know what they are.

Cry Water Boy Cry!
Buh its nothing but a wrong Cry!


If only u know the ratio of guy heart breaks to gul's heartbreaks

If only u know how much guys like u lose everyday to dem ladytolks

If only u know how ladies manipulates guys daily for their selfish ends

If only u r in full picture of the fact that for any gurl a guy breaks her heart, their r 20 guys a lady have broken their hearts .
If only u know this is nothing but a circle created by them ladies!
If only u know that a guy n a gurl of same age bracket r no mates in d dating world . while u r yet struggling to eat n havnt even noticed ur growing Adam Apple, same gurl u grew together is handling some massive magnum inbtw her legs already .
Then u say hi to her, n she looks @ with wit this imagine-this-thing-that-cant-feed-well-saying-hi-to-me, chai I've suffered.

Then u look b4 to younger ones. Its just a circle


If only u know ,....... Smh4u

CashNaira96:
Harddon please i need drills on keeping a convo going.. Therz dz girl am chatting with on fb using your drills, and shes responding well, av just hit a wall and dnt knw wat 2 chat bout next... How do i tease her, Wanna collect her num cos we've been chatn 4 like 3 days now

We usually have purposes n a we'll drawn out plan when we r rolling and everything we say or do , floe in lone with out aim.

When we meet hawt ladies for d first time, the aim is to

1) get past her defensive mechanism quickly subtly , effectively. Using sassy/witty/funny lines . challenging in flow, endearing in touch .

2) Get the digits n get outa there

3) place d first call n invite her alone ur lane

4) Get physical

5) and based on what u set out to achieve with her, pattern your life, talks n actions towards that.

these r what we set out to achieve
LTC (long term commitment )
FFB (friends for benefits ,: she help u clean cook, u service her );
SC ( side cream)
STR ( short term rest)
ATD( As time Dictates) etc

smashad:
there is this girl I liked I spoke wit her a few times or so...wen I call she dint even save my number and all DAT.to cut d story short she was acting all weird to me then. my bro later started dating her and she knows I found out,now wen she See's me she's just acting dis friendly and stuff. Knowing quite well dat I had feelings for her.

Yea, we all have this thing we emit that makes us potential dates or friendzones us.

She never saw u as a potential date! Just a friend. And nothing u can do about that no more.

Deal with it n move on..... Use these skills, Meet others

I, D drizzle Manizle hereby Vote

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