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Caseless:History books r wrong, Shagari , IBB n PDP r to blame. Always pointing the accusing fingers @ external forces , never for ones @ urselves! This is a just a template of some1 with nothng to offer . If he knew he can't rule n provide positive change, why did he struggle for all those years, failing woefully 3 times? Btw, where r u right now? Cos it seems ur head is buried on mud n u r typing this from underground so as not to feel what others r feeling n seeing just like ur northern master Let him resign , he isn't prepared to govern in d first place |
Like everybody is suddenly under a numb spell! Imagine when crude oil prices reduced, they were on d throat of Goodluck to reduce fuel prices which he did by 10 naira, Now crude prices crashed yet fuel prices r tru d roof, yet no one is talking, NLCS strike was usulped . salaries r not been paid, yet no one is talking . Food scarcity , peaceful protesters r getting killed, yet everyone is quiet , No economic blue print , yet IMPEACHMENT hasnt been initiated ! Naira nose diving, inflation playing reggae, companies folding up, TSA locked up trillion of naira, yet we turn blind eyes. Wake up Nigerians! Its layers later than u think! |
AktorLee:U haven't ansad my Q |
HARDDON:See ? U remove the heat from u n placed it on her. #bossball |
Her: I just want us to be friends You: u can't afford to be my friend Her: why r u here then? ( this is a test to see if u wud start spilling d over beating love lines) You: to give u an opportunity to try. See if u got the wow factor ! |
HARDDON:Her: wow, so u r so gud in bed? You: No ooooo, I just know d secret of how to touch a few places on a lady's body other guys don't.... (Say this wit a cocksure aura......... punch line ! Dead on attractive n switches her into anticipatory mode! U half way home) |
HARDDON:Her: I don't mean regular friends , I mean a lover You : ofcos I knew that was what u meant. I hv a lot, just that I'm very scared..( a ploy to deflect her mind n change d topic shrewedly n draw her attraction) .. Her: u scared of what? You: guess . ( if she says sometin sleek, reply in line, if not , maintain ur lane like this) I'm scared of making love to them....... Cos the few times I did, they kept coming back for more! ![]() |
A reserved gurl that demands nothing , deserves everything ! And guess what EVERYTHING is? |
A33'nal? J know the drill, u hv to lose |
Her: Do You have a gurl friend? You: I have gurl friends but none has given me d wow factor yet! |
AktorLee:If u really digested d thread from d first page, read dose points I highlighted in bold n tell me what went wrong , if u should convince her to stay or not, if u hv been applying dese drills Number7 is d worse ot them all! Dude U r over trying , over clingy n needy cos u feel u finally met d ONE! U therefore cast ur soul to win heart heart? Wow! |
Brayss:lose |
You: whatz wit the fine nu hair u made or whatz wit this extra special make up, r u trying to seduce me? This is d best way to compliment a Lady, throw up a wacky regular guys' lines n b4 she savours d praise pleasure, kill it off wit some funky wit wine ![]() |
Her: r u @ home ? Or where r u? You: aha, (then whisper to urself n say, is she planning to come n rape me again?) Oti ooo, I'm @ home but my Jrod went on sabbatical. So nothing for u! Then burst out laughing |
Her : don't u think we r moving too fast? You: yes we r! Then go down on ur fours n start slowly crawling then ask her " is this slow enough for u? " |
Her: I just want us to be friends You: Y r u so confused? Ur heart pants for me yet ur lips says d opposite, is that how much I make u lose ur breath?! Btw, You can't afford to be my friend. |
Toks2008:Needless.... U lack basic requirement of a true reader: Understanding Ur head is so stuck in ur butt u only hear d sound of ur voice ! BYE! |
Toks2008:As d saying goes: for lack of cogent point, d tortoise attacks d personality of his Chi! I don't expect u to fathom d above. A lil question though: must u display ur ineptitude every time? All your listless points were all bull n to caP it all up, u myopically quoted a bible verse to butteress ur ailing lines. So every one that commented on dis thread didn't read it huh? Poc, we all cudnt be as lazy as u r. N for ur info, spilling pseudo points to paint Polygamy in d right light is nothing but telling some1 to enjoy d world n gladly lose his SOUL! Just terribly wrong! N i wudnt have shown up if u didnt quote that bible verse out of context #herebyignored here on |
SENSE PILL 53: while you are on this lane, dont lose sense of your focus, dont turn a clown! have a target and poke humour that drives you home to your SET target |
Imakeherdrip: ![]() how about you look round her @ her bum bum and say: the sun isnt shinning out of your bum bum now, why u so hawt? ![]() |
okwypascal:she is acting up, u should know gurls use been harsh as a MEANS OF CONTROLLING YOU TOO! dont take that crap, rather use it to poke fun at her! You: wow, u blowing hot, did u eat hot pepper this morning? or is your period out? need buscupan? 2) take a deep breath, what were u trying to say again? 3) look into her face intently and start laughing queerly, when she ask what you are laughing at, tell this: IF ONLY U KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE WHEN U ARE TALKING LIKE THAT, YOU WUDNT ROLL THAT LANE! ![]() |
Is he pouting? |
"For this purpose A man shall leave his father n mother n Clive unto his WIFE(not wives) BOTH shall become ONE Flesh"! If u know the heat n contention polygamy brings, u wudnt spew these bullsz! Nothing else to say |
peterpen:I'm totally @ sea gee..... Is there a question on that write up? |
Esdb3: ![]() #mugualert! |
Trina0936:Love her enuf to tolerate her? That sounds more like Love her enuf to let her RUN his life! She wants a kissa33 , some1 she can easily manipulate , Run d rule over ! This kinda gurl wud drive all ur family members away the very moment u marry her! U wud hv argument on dah constant! N the guy can't but die of high BP! |
daretodiffer:Any animal with two heads is a monster ! If she can't be corrected as a gf, she sure can't be corrected when her tentacles have grown tap roots tru marriage! It is d duty of ladies to submit n men to Luv . Basic Bible marriage principle . Men where born to lead THEIR homes, for d very day a Woman lead n fed Man(adam,), humanity was lost! Go figure |
Fyn face, rope body, Cup 36 A , mah chest is biga, id pass! Nonetheless HML |
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