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AuroraB:
You probably weren't giving her enough . But then...shai
Why equating the 15k to the 300k you got naa . That eez nuh her sturvs naa, eet eez your moiney or did you make it hers too
What am I saying sef Nanite, Nairaland

He wasn't giving her enuf?
Like he was her father?
Wow, women!


@ op, you r to blame for every lil thing that has transpired thus far!

First , u gladly took the role of her father cos u asked her out!

You see, you can't buy a gurl's Luv. No matter how much u spend on her, if she isn't here, she isn't!
N when u go yielding to her demands like she wasn't living her life b4 u came, this is what u get.

What she luvs is not you, just the honey that drips from u.


NB: this might just be a ploy to make u increase d monthly allawee. She might not really have done anything.
Besides, when did she become a hoe to her ex that she goes negociating what he has had access to countless times? N @ that premium price?


Best move is to move on.... You are totally ball less in this r/ship. She's got ur mumu switch n turns as she so please.


I have pulled this kinda stunt b4 n guess what?
.........

Obiomon:
the time you uploaded it is obviously jun 18 and you said you just changed it

Aiit , here is a question for u detective 101:

Picture that have hung on a wall for more dan year , n was thereafter pulled down a month somedays ago, wud it be so wrong to say it was just taken down not quite long ago??

DaCharis2016:
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Oops! Kindly edit ur Quote

HARDDON:
Then I drew another blood:
" do u close ur eyes when its time for prayers in church? "
All of them looked @ me quizzically,then she said "Yes"

" oh well needless, your eyes came close by default, every other thing has grown since u u took this picture, but ur eyes as still as tiny as tinkerbells' " I said.
Lol

Just as they were laughing, I said :

" You see what I was saying? Even the system is shouting blood of god about this passport , it rejected it and the process can't be completed now . u have to go n snap a fresh passport!"

She tot I was joking . but I showed her a passport related error somewhere. N off she wanted to dash n go snap, but I told her she should take her time because once its like this, b4 we can try again is in 3hours(that is towards my closing time ! N did I tell you that I made this time tingy n d passport error ish up? Hehehe!, go figure)

Told her to leave the other forms , so I can get those ready b4 she comes, and that since she is stressing me this much, she should be prepared to take me out for dinner if she meets me on seat wen she returns.


But if she returns n I'm not on seat, it wud be tommorwo( said that so as to put her online to ask for my number)
It worked cos she asked if she can kindly get my number , pulling out her mega phone.

I looked @ her n said : " are you trying to ask me out?, no can't do, I have a fiancee "

She was like no Sir , that she stays far n it wud amount to wasting her to if she doesn't meet me.
"Please Sir , " she said.

I looked to the other people and asked, "all in favour of giving her my number, say " I" n those not In Favour say "Nah" .... Did this to get the other folks along.....

The "Nah"s have it." I said ,even though it was obvious the Hi's were more.

I said well, I have been waiting g for the day the nah's wud have it in d house of assembly, I ahvent been so blessed. Today, the nah's must have it.

They protested that I should be a Sir of my word.

I reluctantly collected her phone , just as I was about dailing in, another lady said: sir , u should have called it out so she type it now seeing that u are busy( that was a cunning statement , the others wanted my number also, both guys b gurls, u see , my arm gives them a lot of issues n it wudnt be bad to have someone to talk to)

,I saw tru that n I said: "oh so u all can have my direct line huh?, no can't do"


I gave her a wrong number, she dailed it, it was saying number u dailed does not exist on this ntw....blah blah blah... while my phone was right deer on my desk on(indicator light blinking Red)
I do this a lot, u should try it. Figure out a number that doesn't exist n save it in ur LTM .
She was like Sir, it saying its saying number does not exist

I gave a queer smile asked all the ladies : " is it only u guys that have the monopoly of giving guys wrong number?, ofcos its wrong number! "

The guys were very proudn concurred , everybody laughed . Btw, I was already attending to others.

I finally gave her my real, direct , hotline.


Fast forward, she called 30mins earlier, by them, I had cleared my tables n was alone.

By principle, I don't take strange numbers the first time they call. By I already had her line nonetheless, so I knew she was the one calling. But I ignored.
Called 3trice I didn't take. She waited 10 mins then tried again,I picked @ d second dail.

She introduced her self n b4 she cud go on I said :

" oh its you? Well blessed is she that findeth a man! "

She laughed n asked if she can come. Told her if she is fast enuf , she wud meet me. You cudnt imagine she took a drop n @ at split min, she was here.

HARDDON:
When It finally got to her turn, oh heavens! I was @ my best.
I started with the secondary sch passport on her form.

(Moments like this, forget all u have read in books! Be natural!)

I took a long surprse look @ d passport , like a checking in /scrutinizing officer @ d airport and said:

" I can best my kobo that this is not u on this passport "

she said " no Sir, Itz me, that was been I was in sec sch, and I said"

"wow, behold the wonders of foundation n mascara ! " i said n all d gurls n guys that understood that laughed! She wud have felt embarrassed but because I had set the mood n I've been on everybody's case, she joined the laughter!

I even told one guy he looks like lil Wayne , just as he was feeling flair, I burst his bubbles by saying " yea, he always look like he has done some ish!" Then another round of lololing

Then I drew another blood:
" do u close ur eyes when its time for prayers in church? "
All of them looked @ me quizzically,then she said "Yes"

" oh well needless, your eyes came close by default, every other thing has grown since u u took this picture, but ur eyes as still as tiny as tinkerbells' " I said.
Lol

Just as they were laughing, I said :

" You see what I was saying? Even the system is shouting blood of god about this passport , it rejected it and the process can't be completed now . u have to go n snap a fresh passport!"

She tot I was joking . but I showed her a passport related error somewhere. N off she wanted to dash n go snap, but I told her she should take her time because once its like this, b4 we can try again is in 3hours(that is towards my closing time ! N did I tell you that I made this time tingy n d passport error ish up? Hehehe!, go figure)

Told her to leave the other forms , so I can get those ready b4 she comes, and that since she is stressing me this much, she should be prepared to take me out for dinner if she meets me on seat wen she returns.


But if she returns n I'm not on seat, it wud be tommorwo( said that so as to put her online to ask for my number)
It worked cos she asked if she can kindly get my number , pulling out her mega phone.

I looked @ her n said : " are you trying to ask me out?, no can't do, I have a fiancee "

She was like no Sir , that she stays far n it wud amount to wasting her to if she doesn't meet me.
"Please Sir , " she said.

I looked to the other people and asked, "all in favour of giving her my number, say " I" n those not In Favour say "Nah" .... Did this to get the other folks along.....

The "Nah"s have it." I said ,even though it was obvious the Hi's were more.

I said well, I have been waiting g for the day the nah's wud have it in d house of assembly, I ahvent been so blessed. Today, the nah's must have it.

They protested that I should be a Sir of my word.

HARDDON:
Getting Physical 3:

She came to the office, like every other person. Mehn, her body n beauty get guys stoned n her voice cud melt the top off mount everrest!

But here was I @ work! It wud get to her turn , I wud have to attend to her , n she wud leave! Arrrh!

Nah, I had to device a means to have her! N because of her, I switched on my sassy n fun lines, even on the guys that came before her n any1 as a matter of fact.
Made ala them laugh so hard the ladies wet their panties n d guys were glad to be around.

But you know my aim don't u?

Yea, it is like a King visiting a village n giving gifts from d beginning of the town to the end just to win a sexy soul

It is like a warrior burning down an entire community to smoke out a traitor

It is like smoking out rabbit from its hole.

Some how, unknown to the target, u warm ur way in.

When It finally got to her turn, oh heavens! I was @ my best.
I started with the secondary sch passport on her form.

(Moments like this, forget all u have read in books! Be natural!)

I took a long surprse look @ d passport , like a checking in /scrutinizing officer @ d airport and said:

" I can best my last kobo that this is not u on this passport "

she said " no Sir, Itz me, that was when I was in sec sch, she said"

"wow, behold the wonders of foundation n mascara ! " i said n all d gurls n guys that understood that laughed! She wud have felt embarrassed but because I had set the mood n I've been on everybody's case, she joined the laughter!

I even told one guy he looks like lil Wayne , just as he was feeling flair, I burst his bubbles by saying " yea, he always look like he has done some ish!" Then another round of lololing

Getting Physical 3:

She came to the office, like every other person. Mehn, her body n beauty get guys stoned n her voice cud melt the top off mount everrest!

But here was I @ work! It wud get to her turn , I wud have to attend to her , n she wud leave! Arrrh!

Nah, I had to device a means to have her! N because of her, I switched on my sassy n fun lines, even on the guys that came before her n any1 as a matter of fact.
Made ala them laugh so hard the ladies wet their panties n d guys were glad to be around.

But you know my aim don't u?

Yea, it is like a King visiting a village n giving gifts from d beginning of the town to the end just to win a sexy soul

It is like a warrior burning down an entire community to smoke out a traitor

It is like smoking out rabbit from its hole.

Some how, unknown to the target, u warm ur way in.

Wine n a waist whyne from her can get u home quicker than words n gifts

HARDDON:
She watched movies until she fell asleep . I covered her up and returned to me game. Send less . u wudnt imagine by 5am, while I lay by her side sleeping, I felt some soft hands moving on chest , down to my tommy n back , very soft, very gentle. I tot it was a dream. I soaked it in with eyes closed.

This was followed by a soft lips brush. N Jrod Arose....

Mehn, by now i was stark awake, but didnt want to disrupt her flow, kept my eyes closed. Absentmindedly moved a hand over her.
N d rest was history .


In d after glow of this rump , I made fun of her:

1) "Did u just rape me? " with a funny quizzical look. "Human right NGO must hear this" she laughed so hard.

"U didn't even have the courtesy to wake me up, u did that while I slept! N dis id1ot of a d1ck was Stark awake too!"

2)
"" so its these tiny hands that were moving all over my body that I tot it was a sexy dream?"""

She said for once she tot I was impotent / didn't fancy her when I didn't touch her all night. That she wasnt really sleeping when I covered her up. That she just pretended to be sleeping to see if I wud com close.
I rather covered her up n without a Peck, went back to that my game. That it felt strange a guy didn't move in on a gurl he just brought home rather he got stuck to his stupid game
Little did she know it was all part of the plan.

Obiomon:
Harddon for the past years now you haven't mistaking posted your picture nor uploaded it on your profile... Abi you de fear ni?? lemme see your real face jare ... So that if we jam for road one day we o gather mind go toast kim k (forget kanye, no level)

U obviously just visited my prfl not quite long ago.
Itz been my pix hanging there for a long time....I just changed it.
Ain't nothing to be scared of. Let alone some female folk.

Stayed tuned .......

HARDDON:
Experience :
So I used the junction meeting, then got take away( she asked y we doing take away) told her I have something to show her, n she cudnt wait.

Took her home.it was evening already. This was d first time I brought her home.after meeting her 5dayz ago.

We sat n ate. Kul blues was already filtering .
Fed her som. She reciprocated .

After d meal, I showed her arnd , then came back n turn on my ps2 ( that was then) . showed her where movies ( that folder only has romantic ones) r on d laptop, n off she lunched one i recommended as I returned to my soccer game on TV.

She watched movies until she fell asleep . I covered her up and returned to me game. Send less . u wudnt imagine by 5am, while I lay by her side sleeping, I felt some soft hands moving on chest , down to my tommy n back , very soft, very gentle. I tot it was a dream. I soaked it in with eyes closed.

This was followed by a soft lips brush. N Jrod Arose....

kaziblake:
I don hear

Now thatz what I get? Huh?

kaziblake:
Lol...You niggaz aren't faithful

Point of correction , real guys ain't Nigas .

Seems uve been rolling with the wrong set, take my advise: change ur circle cos truly , nigas ain't loyal.

Op, bfs r for kids @ their mother's bwreasts . I think u r too big for that now.

Btw, that ur statement is pregnant if u didn't know!

It means he forgot his entire destiny in some lightless hole.
It means his d1ck isn't satisfying u n u wish he use his head instead .#ouch!

It means the key to his entire life , his control lies inbtween ur legs! So therefore he cant reason straight

From d foregone , do u still think that was a joke?

HARDDON:
Comfortable, private cribs turns a gurl on. Keep the house neat n clean . but some times, I purposely just throw things about to test them.

NB: YOU BED MUST BE NEATLY MADE! LADIES HAVE A THING FOR WELL LAID BEDS.


You should know that taking ur date to a hotel for ur hang out , turn on their spikes.
Ladies, not until they r confy with u, wud always be on edge when u taking them to a hotel.

Experience :
So I used the junction meeting, then got take away( she asked y we doing take away) told her I have something to show her, n she cudnt wait.

Took her home.it was evening already. This was d first time I brought her home.after meeting her 5dayz ago.

We sat n ate. Kul blues was already filtering .
Fed her som. She reciprocated .

After d meal, I showed her arnd , then came back n turn on my ps2 ( that was then) . showed her where movies ( that folder only has romantic ones) r on d laptop, n off she lunched one i recommended as I returned to my soccer game on TV.

HARDDON:
If it is the Friday move,

Learn to read the mood b4 u launch . u can easily tell from u dance time out Or her body language, if u should have a go or not.


Some ladies wud come @ u . don't just rush in because they came @ u, kiss a lil n withdraw, touch a lil n sip something
Learn to build the HER WANTING U THE MORE









or she dropped in on u or u met her on ur street n invited her

Comfortable, private cribs turns a gurl on. Keep the house neat n clean . but some times, I purposely just throw things about to test them.

NB: YOUR BED MUST BE NEATLY MADE! LADIES HAVE A THING FOR WELL LAID BEDS.


You should know that taking ur date to a hotel for ur hang out , turn on their spikes.
Ladies, not until they r confy with u, wud always be on edge when u taking them to a hotel.

youngfocus:
hardon baba those qstn are qstn dat use to knock me down speechless and dumpfolded,wat is the ryte ways of answering those qstn.since wen I av b applying ur tricks am life has turn around frm Mr nice guy to d boss I CNT imagine girls begging me up and down tanx big time BT I will b happy if my qstn is answer speedily

Keep improving

I've answered ur question . the answer is on same page as dis one u just quoted

kaziblake:
Exactly what I did...went off social media,deleted his Pics,BBm Pin and Phone numbers.
I don't even remember what he looks like now

How cud you forget so easily?
With my heat sensors all over ur head,my Luv prints all over ur heart n my fingerprints all over ur life ?

How can u forget all d momeries we carved on d sands of time?
When we played on hay, went jolly riding , car racing n sky diving?
Time shall fail me to tell of d magabytes all my phone numbers have collected off ur long terrm memory n the national er0tic heat we emitted wen our nucleus erupted to induced frictional force

N hey , u need not try twice b4 u remember me! Just close ur eyes now, yea, there u have me!

martoz:
lolz...dats wot we call fucking approach anxiety...u can't b 100% active...everyone have it...buh y were u going to d same spot wasting ur tym when u r gamer who knows dier are many fish in ocean.

It was wack of me to have gone back there hoping I wud see her again but then again, she was not ur average lady! She was a complete package! #ouch!
Very rarely u come across this typa fish mehn.
But the major thing was that I learnt from the experience . and I live double ready now.

Btw, This happened when I was still @ d very beginning state of this life.


NB:
This is no game. N I'm no gamer. This is a super way of life

What a cruel vivid imagination!

Who wud hv tot it?

She: let's just be friends
You: You can't afford to be my friend
She: What do u really want?
You: you can't afford that nighter. Gud Bye

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#0099ff]hahaha
I got me a high maintenance groom.
OK,I agree to all but the groom price.
I am America an we take husbands free of charge!! [/color]

U r AMERICA? Well, i am ARICA

The is not about America rather bout ur wanting a groom so much u willing to give an arm n a leg!

America got no customs , africans do . it is either u pay up or u ball out

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#cc00ff]You like this idea?
.....you want to be my house husband? [/color]

Sure! After u ask me out n I form hard to get for four months , n when I finally agree, u take care of all my needs without as much as looking @ another guy.
Then when itz time to marry,

After proposing to me on a floating ballon , u come with ur people to see my folks with exotic drinks.

Then u pay my GroomPrize which is tru d roof as u foot all d wedding arrangement bills.

U wud still cook, clean n work to support d family . my only job is to get u preggy after making u scratch n scream for 2months.

Very fun idea

bustyhelen:
It's really not fare. Men can easily knw the size of women's boobs by mere looking at us. But we women can't know the size of a man's dick by mere looking. You might look and think it's big, getting down, u discover it's small.

On the other hand, you might think someone is carrying a match stick down there, only to discover he's carrying a pipe later.

So it's cheating.

What a mind u got!
only real guys in d know can tell with all ur deceptive maneuvers ...from forms pads to push ups , from half cuts to shallow cups ....

Besides, most ladies don't even know their bra sizes, u guys just wear it n if its confy, keep it ! Remember teaching a couple where to find d tag .....


N what corellatiion has ur b00bs with d1cks?
Like guys have a way of telling which puss puss is a broad way n which is an overdrilled , lips sagging abandoned well?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#0099ff]yes!! Yes#! Yes!!!
❤He will make my dinner
❤clean my home
❤Watch my children
All before I come home from work. a house husband would be great

Lalasticlala this thread is highly interesting. Don't you think?
Can we have it on front page for more opinion? Please don't say no

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Just luk @ her teeth!

#rollseyes

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]All I can say is I can help with chores on a saturday[/color]

#kissa33

rosalieene:
I like men that can cook. At least they can help in the house

Ofcos!
After racking his brains out trying to fend for the family, he will come tie cooking apron with u!
Don't forget to pack ur undoes for him to wash to while @ it!



U don't need a husby, u need a mutifunctional house help.

luisina:

Is this your face when u are scratching n screaming from ur cuming?

Or when u r turned on so much u can't afford to mutter a word??

ivorysPen:
Sex it self, is communication and this should be communicated rightly. Tell your partner the kind of Sex position you like and the one you don't enjoy. continue reading
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And who said there r hard peacocks here who wants s3x?

Get ur goods off my thread , we only roll with fun fine creamy reserved gurls not some street serves .

IRIEBOY:
HARDDON she just sent me this text message 'It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1"s with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u' should I reply or ignore her?

Ignore .... We already made up out minds to do that , didn't we?

Let anticipation n triple confusing silent signals whoop those tiny fine bum bum of hers first.

She can't just be running ur life now can she?

junnyjake:
My boss HARDDON.
I've been waiting for your reply to my mail, seems you've been so hooked lately.

Well, all I can do is wait.


Since you once asked for a joke, lemme share one of the tricks I use sparingly on any lady I'm about to bed.

Like you said 'use any part of her body and make fun of her, clothing etc.'
I do this most of the time unconsciously.

OK, we are about going out together and I notice her putting on shades (either black or white)

Me: what's that? (asking and @ thesame time covering my d1ck area)

She: what's what?

Me: I don't trust girls with shades, for all I know, you could be seeing me naked now (turning my back against her and covering my A$$ @ thesame time)

She: Now is the time she laughs so hard and shocked not knowing what next to say.

Me: if you are not guilty give it to me. ( the worse mistake she would make is to oblige.)
When she hands them over I go WHOA!
She asks what the matter is and I'd say I never knew you had so tiny nipples and so much hair in that region.

she: Laughing, you are crazy

Me: well if that means I'm totally right without any atom of doubt, save it caz I know that already.

;DMy boss HARDDON.
I've been waiting for your reply to my mail, seems you've been so hooked lately.

Well, all I can do is wait.


Since you once asked for a joke, lemme share one of the tricks I use sparingly on any lady I'm about to bed.

Like you said 'use any part of her body and make fun of her, clothing etc.'
I do this most of the time unconsciously.

OK, we are about going out together and I notice her putting on shades (either black or white)

Me: what's that? (asking and @ thesame time covering my d1ck area)

She: what's what?

Me: I don't trust girls with shades, for all I know, you could be seeing me naked now (turning my back against her and covering my A$$ @ thesame time)

She: Now is the time she laughs so hard and shocked not knowing what next to say.

Me: if you are not guilty give it to me. ( the worse mistake she would make is to oblige.)
When she hands them over I go WHOA!
She asks what the matter is and I'd say I never knew you had so tiny nipples and so much hair in that region.

she: Laughing, you are crazy

Me: well if that means I'm totally right without any atom of doubt, save it caz I know that already.

Now that was sooooo fresh!

Oh how I laughed!
Nice J but ehmmm, as you know, I hate NICE guys! #ouch!

#b0ssball

Just replied ur mail .

okwypascal:
Boss harddon, help help help

I compared a gal's shape with that of her friend and right now she is vexing.
The problem is that all she wants is an apology but I don't want 2 use the Am Sorry word, I want 2 use anther way.

Why do u think u owe her an apology?

If I gurl is fat , I make fun of her , she is short,I make fun, she is slim, she isn't spared . anyhow they come, I don't care,their is something to make fun of!

Guess u did it in a very wrong way though tnat kinda pit her down in comparism to her friend. Don't do that. Never compare people gee. Fun @ her, never compare her.

One more thing I should tell u guys is, always quickly discover lady's mumu switch after meeting her.

It always come handy!

There are guys who their bae can walk in on them cheating, the other bae can't but leave, after that, they still go blowing bae! Just make sure u change the bed spread as d other bae is leaving!

The secret? Mumu switch! She can scream n scratch that she can't bliv u did that. She can cry n craze n hit ur broad shoulders repeatedly, in the long run? Well......pull her close,not a word .....
Make up Luv making is dah best -ve ish to ever happen after koke!


Didnt say I was the one though ....