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HARDDON:
lets unravel the riddle

1) DO YOU HAVE A GURL

POSSIBLE RESPONSES:

1) if she ask this while u guys r hanging out physically, make a surprise face with a queer smile , if it is tru chat, use the surprise emoticon followed by a crooked smile.... And say:

How can u ask a tall , dark n handsome guy with broad shoulders n abs if he has a gurl?
I don't have a gurl, I have gurls! One for each day of the week....

If she ask : so what r u doing with her? Reply her with : well, my Saturday just became vacant because Saturday Boo travelled out for her masters! Told her already I don't do longDistR/ship n parted ways with her so I don't go cheating on her while she is gone.
We r currently taking application to fill that void.


2) or say; I'm I not too hawt not to have a gurl? Then proceed and show her ur puffed muscle , stand up n pretend u wano pull up ur top so she can check out ur abs .... By the time she is laughing so hard, she wud forget


3) or say, You have been trying to have one but they r all too interested in sex @ first sight! And u just stop taking their calls thereafter, hope u wudnt be like them?

4) or say : No, I am a virgin, I don't want anybody that wud come and take my virginity without my conscent !

5) Or make funny faces n say..... My heart is too big for one gurl to carry! You wano kill her?

6) or simply say yes and start Describing her.... Yes i mean start describing the she that just asked the question now!

Like; she got tiny eyes, small mouth, big nose, wears cup size 38a bra(this must be a fact! U must learn all bra sizes out there! ) yea i know its kinda small but i manage it, she can be a pain in the as3 sometimes but what can I do.. She always thinks I'm cheating on her cos I'm so handsome ......



These are some of the lines I personally use n still use!
I used that number one yesterday, now we r talking dirty, we r meeting next week Friday n guess what?

Whatever u do, never tell her what she wano hear, never tell her NO even if u currently don't have a gurl.
Gurls like all humans r more interested in what seem to be beyond them! Tap onto that !

You should also know that u can't use these lines stand alone. U must think of follow up lines to those ones! Anticipate question and device fun ansas as u go ....

SENSE PILL 43: the best link from a dunce to a Don, is your ability to think on Your feet in all spheres of life!

HARDDON:
You should know that as guys go tensed n start asking boring Questions, gurls on the other hand go asking calculated questions in two folds:
1) they r @ a cross road n want to test to see if u are what their mind is saying u r b4 they make up their minds if u r a potential mate or maga....
If u ansa this wrongly, u r a gona ...she may pretend to like the ansa but in her mind, u just used ur hands to destroy your own high castle. She activates d silent treatment after u guys part that day. Wondering why all of a sudden she stopped taking ur calls? Well it cud just be this reason!

2) they r interested n wano make sure the coast is clear b4 inserting their heads into ur affairs( yea right? Wrong!) ... What they really wano know here is not whether u r fucking a gurl/gurls @ that moment or not( in fact they luv guys with experience on bed) , rather they want to test if u r just like every other guy that can do anything to get into a woman's pants....lying in this instance).... Never get fooled by this question,never look @ it with face value.
They know that every average guy, has got one gurl he is bedding, they know. Now ur duty is to make sure u don't ansa these questions the way every other guy wud cos they don't wano blow it.
YOUR AIM HERE IS ACTUALLY TO BLOW IT WITHOUT BLOWING IT WITH YOUR ANSA! Let her know that u cant lie cos of some puss puss inbtw her legs, ooze the confidence of a guy sure of his steps, certain of his worth n in total control of his life. Not one easily tossed n ebbed by the sea waves. If she has the guts to ask a hawt guy that, u should have the balls to rob her nose on the dust of humiliation in a sassy n fun way!

here is where d Balls springs to life on the life of guys like us!

Both questions r actually set to off set u, throw u off balance! Always live ready to be hit with these Q's n always have a string of ready ansas.

Now to your Question:


IF A LADY EVER ASK U ONE OF THESE THEIR CLASSIC , NERVE WRACKLING QUESTIONS, THESE R THE RESPONSES

CLASSIC QUESTION:

1) Do you have a gurl friend?
2) What do you want from me?
3) What I'm a to you?
4) Are you a player/heard u r a player, my mind tells me you r a player
5) What about you gurl Friend? ( they ask these when u tryina take things physical
6) Where is this r/leading us?
7) Can you pay bills?
DO you have a ride?
9) what do u think about waiting till marriage b4 sex?


And a host of others that just makes ur mouth dry if u ain't prepared

lets unravel the riddle

1) DO YOU HAVE A GURL

POSSIBLE RESPONSES:

1) if she ask this while u guys r hanging out physically, make a surprise face with a queer smile , if it is tru chat, use the surprise emoticon followed by a crooked smile.... And say:

How can u ask a tall , dark n handsome guy with broad shoulders n abs if he has a gurl?
I don't have a gurl, I have gurls! One for each day of the week....

If she ask : so what r u doing with her? Reply her with : well, my Saturday just became vacant because Saturday Boo travelled out for her masters! Told her already I don't do longDistR/ship n parted ways with her so I don't go cheating on her while she is gone.
We r currently taking application to fill that void.


2) or say; I'm I not too hawt not to have a gurl? Then proceed and show her ur puffed muscle , stand up n pretend u wano pull up ur top so she can check out ur abs .... By the time she is laughing so hard, she wud forget


3) or say, You have been trying to have one but they r all too interested in sex @ first sight! And u just stop taking their calls thereafter, hope u wudnt be like them?

4) or say : No, I am a virgin, I don't want anybody that wud come and take my virginity without my conscent !

5) Or make funny faces n say..... My heart is too big for one gurl to carry! You wano kill her?

6) or simply say yes and start Describing her.... Yes i mean start describing the she that just asked the question now!

Like; she got tiny eyes, small mouth, big nose, wears cup size 38a bra(this must be a fact! U must learn all bra sizes out there! ) yea i know its kinda small but i manage it, she can be a pain in the as3 sometimes but what can I do.. She always thinks I'm cheating on her cos I'm so handsome ......



These are some of the lines I personally use n still use!
I used that number one yesterday, now we r talking dirty, we r meeting next week Friday n guess what?

youngfocus:
my qstn is dat if a girl ask did I av a gf ?wat is d best way to reply her because many have ask me bt I wnt knw wat to say?i will just say she is fine nd laugh it out and say sumtin else wat is d best way or replying

You should know that as guys go tensed n start asking boring Questions, gurls on the other hand go asking calculated questions in two folds:
1) they r @ a cross road n want to test to see if u are what their mind is saying u r b4 they make up their minds if u r a potential mate or maga....
If u ansa this wrongly, u r a gona ...she may pretend to like the ansa but in her mind, u just used ur hands to destroy your own high castle. She activates d silent treatment after u guys part that day. Wondering why all of a sudden she stopped taking ur calls? Well it cud just be this reason!

2) they r interested n wano make sure the coast is clear b4 inserting their heads into ur affairs( yea right? Wrong!) ... What they really wano know here is not whether u r fucking a gurl/gurls @ that moment or not( in fact they luv guys with experience on bed) , rather they want to test if u r just like every other guy that can do anything to get into a woman's pants....lying in this instance).... Never get fooled by this question,never look @ it with face value.
They know that every average guy, has got one gurl he is bedding, they know. Now ur duty is to make sure u don't ansa these questions the way every other guy wud cos they don't wano blow it.
YOUR AIM HERE IS ACTUALLY TO BLOW IT WITHOUT BLOWING IT WITH YOUR ANSA! Let her know that u cant lie cos of some puss puss inbtw her legs, ooze the confidence of a guy sure of his steps, certain of his worth n in total control of his life. Not one easily tossed n ebbed by the sea waves. If she has the guts to ask a hawt guy that, u should have the balls to rob her nose on the dust of humiliation in a sassy n fun way!

here is where d Balls springs to life on the life of guys like us!

Both questions r actually set to off set u, throw u off balance! Always live ready to be hit with these Q's n always have a string of ready ansas.

Now to your Question:


IF A LADY EVER ASK U ONE OF THESE THEIR CLASSIC , NERVE WRACKLING QUESTIONS, THESE R THE RESPONSES

CLASSIC QUESTION:

1) Do you have a gurl friend?
2) What do you want from me?
3) What I'm a to you?
4) Are you a player/heard u r a player, my mind tells me you r a player
5) What about your gurl Friend? ( they ask these when u tryina take things physical
6) Where is this r/ship leading us?
7) Can you pay my bills?
DO you have a ride?
9) what do u think about waiting till marriage b4 sex?


And a host of others that just makes ur mouth dry if u ain't prepared

Obiomon , NLjona n every other person with Ques, I'd answer all by 8pm .

Tell me some jokes though while waiting, it inspires me

okwypascal:
Boss harddon, some gals do tend 2 want 2 leave if u start doingthis I no send attitude, but deep down u want them around

Its only wen u don't deploy the sassy n witty portion well that they wud just wano go!

There is nothing I haven't used on ladies' body to crack fun n dey don't laugh about! Some of the lines r actually insults but because I balance it off with humour portion, they can't but laugh hard!

Imagine I was out yesterday evening, was rolling hot cos i was late for a date appointment, she had been there waiting, calling , she has even threatened to go if I don't appear in the next 10 mins!
N there was this fine creamy doll by the way side, all gloomy. Was forced to pull over far from her, n walked back to her,

Me: Hi, why wud some1 God took his time to mold on a Monday morning be so gloomy like my friend that was made wen God became tired on Sat?

She: after she managed a smile said; she is fine . just stressed

Me: with a concerned look on my face, asked, BF issues? Yea, I know men r Dogs! Can't keep those their tiny pricks in their briefs!

She thoundered, she laughed so hard I feared she might choke! in my mind I wondered if it was same girl that was gloomy not long ago?

All this while, my date was calling! Luckily, phone was on silence , yea I purposely did that.

She replied with : that guy is a beast! Worse than a dog!

Aha , I got her, my mind muttered .

I told her to forget the make over I had on my face n the cloth I was wearing oooo, that I am a actually a lady transformed with make over cos we shooting a movie..... That I wud Luv to her to meet the female me sometimes ....b4 she cud say jack, stretched my phone to her..... She collected it and was typing her number with this disbliv look on her face!
( can't bliv I'm doing this )

Told her to dal her number, got my phone back n told her I wud have Luved to tell her a secret but I must run now, director is waiting ! Off I went....... Arrrh, didn't ask for her name, so I saved it with R Gloomy***

Had only two mins left,
Date had sent series of messages n calls( oh my new date ! I hated myself) she was on her way out.

Still got to her ..... Still made fun of her face that turns purple when she is angry, her nose that twitch wen she is making a point n her voice that refused to grow with the body cos she eats to much indomie !


DID I TELL u some of my many aliases?

1) Silver Tongued black Devil ( earned this from a colleague/neighbour that was going after this gurl for like 6months, I had no idea, I met her, n under a week, she was @ my place, after deeds, I was seeing her off, when this dude popped out of his crib , guess he heard her voice while we were passing, n was totally devestated! U cud see the anger/disapoinent look on his face. He simply went back in. Not a word.


2) KOK ..... This is a name reserved only for God not men of my fashion so I wudnt say its full meaning. Earned while I was In school from my series of excapades. From bedding 4 gurls in a day to shooting down an estate sexy doll that had pratically turned down n embarrassed d best of guys that ask her out! Even the rich kids. I had no idea ! Cos I am not the type that go sitting discussing with boys over beer about gurls! Too enterprising for that .
Met her on my way out to school one day....Btw, I was schooling n working on part time basis while in school , in one of the schools' arms. a lil glance @ her, i cud tell d ego was huge but she was a 10 n I wasn't in d right frame to flow that time. I skipped to school . not a word.

Fast ward, I was in my office one day and some1 walked in, guess who? Well u know! She came with the edge n in a hurry cos the stuff she came for had a deadline of the next day n unfortunately for her, I'm d only one who can help by division of labour!

First I told her to hv a seat, cos I was I the middle of stuff when she came in, she declined saying she was in a hurry with the voice ladies switch on wen they know they r super fine n wants help from a guy!
She was thinking I wud skip my foredoings n attend to her! They always feel they can have their way with men no matter what!
I wasn't to be fooled cos i was fully in the know about their games n gimmicks . after I ignored her for a while n was attending to others, who sat @ my bidding, she boiled out of my office. Thinking some1 else cud help her within d building! They all referred her back to me.
She came n sat like a duck, physically vexed, spiritually troubled n mentally weak!

I ignored her still, that was wen she dropped the ego n started pleading..... Long story short, my rep within the hood shot up a thousand notch wen all estate guys realised I was bedding her! I tried every possible way to avoid guys knowing n she fancied that too. She comes in very late @ night n leave very early in the morning. When she comes to spend weekends, she stays indoors tru out. But d cat was let out of the bag by a guy that was returning from a night class n saw her sneaking out of my room tru d back door!

3) Sugar Coated Tongue! Earned this from ladies.... They know the tongue is coated yet they cant have me enuf. They said I cud Sell shyte as delicious meal to any body!

Finally, the one I Luv:
4) DON! Students in their usual mischievour ways started this!

PreciousRahl:
To answer your first question... no I've not slept with her before, the thought never comes to my mind.... Believe it or not, I'm 'quite' a decent fellow, not to mention SHY...

Secondly. she's the first girl I've ever told i love, never believed in love until her I guess.


To answer the big question, I'm not sure of my answer, but i guess I just want us to be together instead of ignoring the attraction we both feel for each other









Thanks

Have u seen where a product was released into the market n the manufactural isn't sure of its uses?

Let's help n ask direct Questions:

1) Do u want to wify her?
2) just bed her n move on (lust)
3) keep bedding her until u see a beta option u want to settle with?
4) just a holy r/ship with a lil kiss kiss n touch touch but not eating forbidden fruit n u ain't sure where it wud lead?

We all have reasons we do stuffs! U do too!

PreciousRahl:
She hasn't called or texted to be frank, also I blocked my whatsapp from receiving data connection so I can't tell if she's messaged me.


thanks

Based on this ur ansa, do u still feel the feelings is mutual Btw u two?

See?

okwypascal:
Never be the first to break eye contact with any lady!
Dont stare nida! rather look @ her deeply seductively.



How is that possible, not staring

When guys stare @ ladies most times, they r actually either assessing
1) the soft huge mounds on her chest n imagining what they wud do to them if they where to handle them.
2) drooling over how beautiful she is n can't wait to ravage her! Yea, The lost of the flesh n the wetness weakness of the mind!
And most times, he wud be so carried away in humorous tots, that he wud naturally become brain died , tongue tied.
These are huge turn off for ladies!

Have been stating @ a lady b4 and she ask u what u looking @ ? Yea, its annoying


Staring ooze lack of confidence.

Theophinio:
Boss Haddon
Give us clue on the right way to make eye contact with women
The kind of staring that is too much, or too little. Is it attractive to look away first.
When to stop staring and approach

Eyes contact is a very powerful tool you can use to
1) unnerve
2) Seduce
3) ooze weakness( lack of confidence)
4) hold her spell bound
5) communicate without communicating
6) confuse
7) pull fun etc


we can teach you all that here.

the only thing we can tell you here is that :
Never be the first to break eye contact with any lady! Dont stare nida! rather look @ her deeply seductively

op, how do you drive in the dark without your headlamps and expect to get home safely?

or

how can u drive home when u dont even know where your home is?


VisionLess is this govt logo

SeunWedsLinda:
you gotta put up a super hero performance when bedding her... By so doing, you make her crave your attention(bed wise), handling back your balls to you in the process.

I hope I didn't misinterpret you @boss Harddon

Very nice , this is one part! Be dominant in d bed room, tell her what to do, how to do it. N take her to multiple cloud 9nes.

Second part is: realize that after u run d rule over her in bed magnificently, all her fences come broken, some even cry after d process, some curse n scream, ,some start feeling guilt, some just hate themselves, others might strangle tell you thats( no jokes, ive experienced that) or they plead n implore n they all go weak n numb.

This is when u now start dictating d tone of the r/ship.
If that is what u want

junnyjake:
stepping up my game with women you know expanded to other areas of my life.

the way I win over new clients

having something to always say to my boss should in case I screw up.

performance at an interview.

Even in the midst of other guys, I'm the one they are always asking for my opinion, and this brings more girls closer, because they want to know if their man is capable of being in control outside just as he is whenever you are together.

not easily deterred by what the world presents.


There was a book I read by David Deida 'the ways of the superior man' it opened my eyes to many things and I would recommend as a must read for every man(guy).

BTW, I tried sending you a mail, but I just couldn't, don't know why. I even followed you.

it's private that's why I want to reach you by mail. Thanks!

Fixed

joezyni:
I have this girl I like very much, we talk usually on phone or when we meet on campus. I recently invited her over and she agreed to come. My question is, is she In for the sex or is she just coming as a friend. Don't want to fall my hand.

U can't just conclude like that if u haven't broken barriers with calls n chats b4.

Then only way to be sure is to bread her body language
Wen she comes. Or if d body language isn't clear, u induce some

sexymonkey:
Master HARDDON, there's this girl(my classmate in sec school) we last saw each other in 2012, she added me on 2go and we had all those dry chats back then; and we've not really had a great conversation( just d normal questions and answers thing like:do u have a girlfriend and all that). She called me last december to wish me a happy christmas but I was "too du.mb" to take over from there.

though I'm no longer using the number she has but I have her number. the main point is that I've been having her on my mind lately, so what aproach would you recommend/suggest for calling her.

N.b we're both 22.

NOTE: if a gurl ask if u have a gf, it is very likely she is interested in u! Just trying to make sure the zone is safe b4 inserting her head.


U have to reinvent ur self from that boring friend she used to know into some ballful guy.

R u guys within same state?

Btw, u should know: You are not both 22 on r/ship , heart matters , man-woman experience things!

She is like 10 years older in these terrain.

HARDDON:
If u decide to just surprise her by the junction move,
When u guys get home, u must make sure u sit away from her..... Let her acclamatize n get confortable unless ofcos u have broken all barriers tru chat... Even @ that lean back. We all know what u want but dont put that forward first , she wud slump intl safe mode n bliv me, u wudnt have her n might make her never to come to ur place again.
We u get in, u can show her around ur palace.
Thereafter, narrate the stress u had to go tru from the market to prapering something for her....( they like that, n I wud soften her nerves..... This also helps to douse the tension n the wacky tot on her mind hat his guy just wano have a taste.)

Serve her meal eat together, there after, serve some wine( not sugarly ones oooo)

While u drinking, u can pull her up to a dance( kul move) . or play some romantic movie. But I'd rather u dance

If it is the Friday move,

Learn to read the mood b4 u launch . u can easily tell from u dance time out Or her body language, if u should have a go or not.


Some ladies wud come @ u . don't just rush in because they came @ u, kiss a lil n withdraw, touch a lil n sip something
Learn to build the HER WANTING U THE MORE









or she dropped in on u or u met her on ur street n invited her

HARDDON:
Getting Physical : Experiences :

How do u go about having them over? Never ask them outrightly to come to ur palace.... Rather indirectly do that.

What do I mean? After the first ,second hang out, chats n talks, it is only natural for her to think u wud be inviting her soon! Guess what? Never do that.
That is what regular guys do n its very predictable. Anything that is predictable , becomes boring!

Instead of asking, rather , try as much as possible to deflect her questions about where u stay( we have dealt with that under BORING QUESTIONS N HOW TO ANSWER THEM)

Neva tell her where u stay, never invite her over!
The day u want her over, just let her meet u @ a junction thinking u guys r going out.....n let all road lead to ur well scented place with kul blues romancing the background. It possible let it be a well regulated temp.

But the best I use always is Friday night hang out! U see, yours truly don't have much time during the week so I deviced a means of still staying tru.

....ehmmm, don't forget to chill some red wine b4 time. N arrange some take away ...... Or I'd u can cook prepare her a meal.
The surprise wud be dope, she wud appreciate u finally brought her to ur place. N all those crazzy tots that has Ben running tru her mind , wud be put to rest. Tots like: maybe he is married, or a serious date, maybe he just wano fun with me....



NB: most ladies luv guys that can cook! It turns some on, when u not only cook for them, but u feed them also!

Very few dont because they can cook n don't want their men picking apart their meal.


Another way is FRIDAY NIGTHS

Friday has this serene, alluring , bonding kul thing about it. Most of my major outings r on Friday evenings . it not only afford u that bobbling dancy air, it always helps u to catch a lil rest should u have hang over from Friday's moves.

Call her our usuall way n tell her there is this kul spot u discovered, n u r stealing away to have a feel of it on Friday.... Tell her even without her asking: " Yea , u can come along"

Here is the routine depending on ur pocket n the kinda gurl:

1) Perfect Routine: u meet up some where then set out by 7:30... to where u can have dinner, after that, purposely buy one cone of cream n share it in a serene environment. And when itz like 10pm, u pop into some loud music spot , red wine or some well mixed liquor, sip n dance away. ( but no matter what u do, never get drunk! Know u limits n never tru to impress her.

The trick is u guys are gono be returning late n without question, ur place is the final destination.

But sometimes, to build the anticipation, I don't still bring them home. I simply make room reservation in any kul motel, or hotel or inn. After drinking and dancing, when she think we going home, we check into a hotel. I call it weekend get away!

If u decide to just surprise her by the junction move,
When u guys get home, u must make sure u sit away from her..... Let her acclamatize n get confortable unless ofcos u have broken all barriers tru chat... Even @ that lean back. We all know what u want but dont put that forward first , she wud slump intl safe mode n bliv me, u wudnt have her n might make her never to come to ur place again.
We u get in, u can show her around ur palace.
Thereafter, narrate the stress u had to go tru from the market to prapering something for her....( they like that, n I wud soften her nerves..... This also helps to douse the tension n the wacky tot on her mind hat his guy just wano have a taste.)

Serve her meal eat together, there after, serve some wine( not sugarly ones oooo)

While u drinking, u can pull her up to a dance( kul move) . or play some romantic movie. But I'd rather u dance

Getting Physical : Experiences :

How do u go about having them over? Never ask them outrightly to come to ur palace.... Rather indirectly do that.

What do I mean? After the first ,second hang out, chats n talks, it is only natural for her to think u wud be inviting her soon! Guess what? Never do that.
That is what regular guys do n its very predictable. Anything that is predictable , becomes boring!

Instead of asking, rather , try as much as possible to deflect her questions about where u stay( we have dealt with that under BORING QUESTIONS N HOW TO ANSWER THEM)

Neva tell her where u stay, never invite her over!
The day u want her over, just let her meet u @ a junction thinking u guys r going out.....n let all road lead to ur well scented place with kul blues romancing the background. It possible let it be a well regulated temp.

But the best I use always is Friday night hang out! U see, yours truly don't have much time during the week so I deviced a means of still staying tru.

....ehmmm, don't forget to chill some red wine b4 time. N arrange some take away ...... Or I'd u can cook prepare her a meal.
The surprise wud be dope, she wud appreciate u finally brought her to ur place. N all those crazzy tots that has Ben running tru her mind , wud be put to rest. Tots like: maybe he is married, or a serious date, maybe he just wano fun with me....



NB: most ladies luv guys that can cook! It turns some on, when u not only cook for them, but u feed them also!

Very few dont because they can cook n don't want their men picking apart their meal.


Another way is FRIDAY NIGTHS

Friday has this serene, alluring , bonding kul thing about it. Most of my major outings r on Friday evenings . it not only afford u that bobbling dancy air, it always helps u to catch a lil rest should u have hang over from Friday's moves.

Call her our usuall way n tell her there is this kul spot u discovered, n u r stealing away to have a feel of it on Friday.... Tell her even without her asking: " Yea , u can come along"

Here is the routine depending on ur pocket n the kinda gurl:

1) Perfect Routine: u meet up some where then set out by 7:30... to where u can have dinner, after that, purposely buy one cone of cream n share it in a serene environment. And when itz like 10pm, u pop into some loud music spot , red wine or some well mixed liquor, sip n dance away. ( but no matter what u do, never get drunk! Know u limits n never tru to impress her.

The trick is u guys are gono be returning late n without question, ur place is the final destination.

But sometimes, to build the anticipation, I don't still bring them home. I simply make room reservation in any kul motel, or hotel or inn. After drinking and dancing, when she think we going home, we check into a hotel. I call it weekend get away!

Godtaye:
I have been on this thread for a bit now but m not that c&f guy I just go straight to the point
I have a girl on Bbm I plan on meeting dis weekend a pool meeting to be precise but the problem here is I don't know how to take it to the flirty stage..
I need help boss

The bolded is your problem...do u know that every other guy JUST GO STRAIGHT TO THE POINT TOO? going straight means asking boring question and before you know it, u are out of breath, out of steam! then both of you sit there looking at each other.
if the gurl u are with is a wicked one, she wudnt offer to help out, she wud just simply tell you it was nice eating you money ( in her heart), simply stand up and tell you she gas to go now.

you cant just go straight.


going straight makes u burn out, it makes you tensed, you mouth dry and u cant string fun lines!

you cant go in straight and expect to switch from that state to flirty one! doesnt work that way.

Sassy and fun come spiced up with flirty lines.... read up this thread.... your answers lies therein

PreciousRahl:
Hahaha , it was a guy who introduced me to this thread after I told him to share babes for me

I don't get the question you asked



"Which kind of brand are we cruising on?"


Please come down to my level


Thanks!

hope u increased the guy's beer quota!





btw, my question was for the your saying i should RIDE ON

jargooflife912:
HARDDON good evening boss i need your help I'm already shy to talk to girls even if I manage to talk to them I always ask boring questions like do you stay around this side,what's your name things like that

your answers are all over the pages of this thread.

I think i might have to summarize........ the shy guy syndrome Drills

HARDDON:
Glad u didn't let me whoop u real hard first b4 u admitted ur BIG mistake.


Have u slept with her b4?
Why did u think it was expedient 4 u to tell her u Luv her when d feeling was already mutual?( is it that u have been making sexual advances n she has been turning u down? Or u just wanted to clear the air that u guys r dating? Declare ur interest n if she agrees, have unreserved access to the colourful forest? )

The big Question is : WHAT DO U WANT FROM HER EXACTLY?


Btw, see why we told u guys not to ask ladies out?
She has put u on tentative mode. Now u r the one anticipating a positive ,
u r the one on edge now,
U r @ her mercy now!
She got ur balls now. She wud take her time n play with ur emotions now!

N if she finally accepts to date u,
She wud have the controlling nob ! ( see why it is really a huge mistake?)

U wud be doing the spending , she wud be doing the controlling! Arrrrh!¡!!!!!!!

U wud only touch her if she feels like letting u,
If she doesn't want u to hang out with them guys, u wud stay home with her! But when she wano have gurls' time out @ odd hours, u can't stop her!
If not,she just break up with u!

Totally @ a disadvantage.

Some guys r smart enuf though, to snap out of their gurls' control after bedding her.

@
PreciousRahl


Has she called , texed whatspped or contacted u since last week? If she hasnt, u might as well be preparing for a heartbreak response from her! Or u might just get a silent response after all ( avoidance )

PreciousRahl:
Good day Harddon.... I made the 'big' mistake of telling her I LOVE her and afterwards she said she'll give me an answer after our exams.... I'm a final year student and she'll be entering her 300level after the said exams.





According to my deductions, the reason she's holding back her answer is because I'll be leaving after exams...


The truth of the whole matter is that the feeling is mutual between us..,..



By the way, after coming across this post , I haven't called , texted or whatsapped her since last week....



What's the next step??...


Thanks for your time.,.. sorry for the long epistle

Glad u didn't let me whoop u real hard first b4 u admitted ur BIG mistake.


Have u slept with her b4?
Why did u think it was expedient 4 u to tell her u Luv her when d feeling was already mutual?( is it that u have been making sexual advances n she has been turning u down? Or u just wanted to clear the air that u guys r dating? Declare ur interest n if she agrees, have unreserved access to the colourful forest? )

The big Question is : WHAT DO U WANT FROM HER EXACTLY?


Btw, see why we told u guys not to ask ladies out?
She has put u on tentative mode. Now u r the one anticipating a positive response ,
u r the one on edge now,
U r @ her mercy now!
She got ur balls now. She wud take her time n play with ur emotions now!

N if she finally accepts to date u,
She wud have the controlling nob ! ( see why it is really a huge mistake?)

U wud be doing the spending , she wud be doing the controlling! Arrrrh!¡!!!!!!!

U wud only touch her if she feels like letting u,
If she doesn't want u to hang out with them guys, u wud stay home with her! But when she wano have gurls' time out @ odd hours, u can't stop her!
If not,she just break up with u!

Totally @ a disadvantage.

Some guys r smart enuf though, to snap out of their gurls' control after bedding her.

liljboy:
KAI I don fvck up

Feels very kul to f up doesn't it?

It is not f'ing up that matters rather the lesson u leant from It that counts
Dust ur Refined self up n have another super Go .

Don't let nothing keep u down.

SENSE PILL 42: BE DARING ENUF TO EXPLORE, wise enuf to learn from inevitable mistakes n brave enuf to get back on ur feet n have another Super Go!

PreciousRahl:
Hahahaha... Been following your post silently for a while now.... A friend recommended it for me...



Ride on!!!!

That friend must like u so much! If it is a lady, know that she luvs u n take ball steps to cuddle her

if it is a guy, know that he wants u to save all the unnecceasery money u been blowing on random gurls without getting laid so u can increase his beer quota!
However it is, u r so screwed now! Hahaha



Kindly remind us, which brand of ride r we cruising on?

druxy:
baba...bin dey follow this thread now for long...yo the man....ahswear..all your drills just point to one thing...you be typical Alpha male...


make I ask something confusing... is it okay to approach a new chick on streets?not that kinda street..I mean like seeing a new babe first time.....and how?

Alpha Male? Is there a word like that?

Don't mind the men that coined that word : they just felt very posh with their pumpous self cos of the lil light they saw tru into the world of women!
N just saw how weak n needy other guys were n coined that to put a wedge Btw them n those that don't understand women!
Just like the rich doing everything to keep d poor , poor!

But do u know the gospel truth?

God created all men as 'alpha males'
We all have the latent ability just ignorance that blinds the eyes of the majority!

Did u read in d Bible? Abraham's pet name from Sarah is lord?

Learn the light off here n u wud turn one urself!

Ofcos u can and should always approach motion ladies! But I don't recomment it to newbies !

Motion targets can be trickish most expecially if u ooze the wrong airs n body language. They r trickish cos they r in motion. They can cross the road abruptly , start making calls, branch a store (even though they ain't buying nothing, n sit down Dere) , take a bike or taxi.....all to gt u off their backs. These can discourage a newbie.


I recommend stationary targets for a start, meet @ banks, shopping mall, eateries , gym, poolside, spa , lecture halls, hostel etc...... Places u know she isn't going no where soon.....


If u have been following the thread, then u wud have been so gud with striking convo cos we have dealt with that

frankmoney:
bro pls I need a good line in starting a chat with a girl online ,am a funny cool guy , but my problem is how to start the conversation , thanks man

There r no perfect lines out there , just perfect situations , perfect picture, perfect update n/ or perfect U.
The main ingredience in this dish is ur ability to think on ur feet!
Study her past posts, comments,picture updates, her Bio, her signature , her friends , her response to other guys.... Then spin lines with these

go tru the thread n read how I swun fun n wit when with ladies. U wud learn how to start convo.
What ever u do, ur stating line should be catchy , strangely fun! Attractive


Here is an example of d one i threw to one of my 9ner on Fb last month:

On her bio page, she wrote she doesn't respond to Inbox Mges but like meeting new people, like cheese .... n based on who I am, I see tru such BS , guess what I did? inboxed her with:



ME: I wanted to say "Hi" but realised u must have been saying hello to some other guys, so I maintained. Wanted to sing soul but noticed u cant dance, so I chilled. Wanted to tell u wor I'm about but realised u rather not meet new people, had to burst d idea. I came with chocolate but u do cheese n chess, couldnt but roll.
One thing im yet to figure out is: how can some1 be sweet as saccharine yet as cold as a stone? How can some1 Luv meeting people yet not care if they freeze or fry?
Here is whirlwind, still got ur sky diving adventurous suit?

( she responded immediately)

HER: Hi I might

ME : Hello I might not. Sure u got enough adventure to ride this whirlwind lil one?


.....n it goes on......
Guess where we @ now?

luckgood:
@the don dada,the bigger boss baller,the don Juan, the legendary HARDDON- Respekt man.

It actually took me 48hrs or less until this moment to go though all your drills and other corresponding comments. What a lives saver are you?!..step by step drills for 'em brotherly to geet. The way you dishing em out in etal even make it easier for me to digest,I'm enthralled.

It's so painful and shameful to see that most guys don't understand this age we in..do you have idea the ratio of female population to male's! Now you need to go figure out, then you will understand the need to take control of your emotion and stop being a jack after them females. Only if you could knew how most of them are dying inside to have a(real) man,not all the Mr nice guyish your mama raise you to be.

Brotherly,i won't want to bore you with long epistle. I will advice that guys should on no any condition fall in love with no female because from DON drills n other correspondent,the outcome has done more damage than desire. So beloved brotherly, your only sole responsibility of falling in love should be with your creator. This can only caution you against heart break.

Finally,@HARDDON don't let all drills tips go with only raising big ballers and in returns causing all 'em casualty in opposite sex go throwing venoms.We shouldn't just let 'em go without spotting our own Michelle Obama and the likes.




NB: Pls,any time you out there balling do remember CONDOM o!

If not that I got my Emotions in check, I wud hve been floating in them sexy skies because of ur praises!
Do u play the talking drum? Cos only those men got these kinda sleek praise swags!



Yea u right about falling in luv n heart breaks! They r like bread n butter! Some get lucky anyways n marry that very one! Only a Lilliputian few though!
Luv in r/ship, no matter what any1 tells u out there, is a weakening force. It robs u of all ur guts n ur manliness . it deballs u n leaves u headless, lifeless n wanting. This is why u go seeing people wanting to commit suicide when boo break up wit em cos they know that the only need to life they got( their balls) is gone!


Ofcos , we ain't here to raise drones . our aim is to raise men that understands what is it TO BE A MAN and also r in the KNOW about LADIES' WORLD ( TRICKS , GAMES, ALL D DIFF LIGHTS THEY EMIT). And therefore, are well placed to draw Luv n attraction from them lady folks n if they so chose, WIFE THAT ONE THAT ONE THAT MEETs THEIR HIGH STANDARDS.

SENSE PILL 40: LADIES ARE ATTEACTED TO GUYS WITH SEXUAL EXPERIENCE N STAMINA. GUYS THAT R SO SEXUALLY BALANCED( SEEN IT ALL IN THE WORLDS OF WOMEN) THAT GURLS DONT FREAK THEM EASILY.



and finally , condoms( this is just brilliant of u!) I was coming to this point though. We just started talking about getting physical.

Words of wisdom from u gee n hey,

Ur dick isn't meant for every thing under skirts!
Have standards ( yea thatz me throwing weak jab)

martoz:
i was reading dat ur experience wit DAT banker....was lafing nd wishing m d one doing all dos stuff,its fucking fun,i was lyk wu z dis guy self....PLS CAN U SHR US MORE...and I hex realise money realy hv a long way to go...cos a girl i meet some months ago,we dey go on fyn tinking I don dey c result... due to no money to tk ha to fun plcs u talking about,she no longer gv me tym again,yesterday i saw ha wit anoda guy,lafin all over him,wit ha handling alot of stuff frm shoping...all she could do z wave her hand to me,not painful too much sha...i was lyk martin d broke guy,no game, c ur lyf.lolz...buh d devil z a lier sha...no go gv up sha...buh na to face ma book wela na DAT sure for broke guy lyk me...mk I no lose to birds...

I'd share more as we go on...... From the beginning of the convo to the end of the jungle ........ Fasten ur Date belt!

@ bolded, money has no bearing in dating. Just that it adds a lil swag n fun n surprise element n some guys say it gives them confidence!

But it shldnt be the bases of ur dating life!
Btw, I said FUN places not EXPENSIVE PLACES.
Places that can help u break d bonds Btw u guys. N relate more physically.

If u don't have 1.5k to take a gurl out, u mos def have 300 to prepare her special indomie don't u?

Call her up @ noon n say : hey, I went to d market today( anticipation). Dinner @ this address....( drop ur address ) tell her u are the chef there. Give her time the dinner wud be serving ...( anticipation, surprise , ) how can she resist that? SEE?

Btw, Neva look down on ur self.... Keep @ these skills n acquire some money making skills , soon u do Gud!


U shld know nonetheless, that money is an essential ingredient if u wano take d r/ship to marriage levels.

frankmoney:
Nice work man .. I need your help , am a shy guy generally .. My problem is how to start up a convo without the usual boring questions like how are and how was your day , please help me out

Go tru the pages of this thread!

There are a lot of practical flows u can use when rolling red.

But u must deal with ur shyness first b4 u think of rolling with ladies !

It beats my imagination how a guy can be shy!?
Shyness is one of ladies' attributes not guys!

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Aiziko:
Hardin pls I don't know how to say did but u gotta help me out.I know I am shy and previously a sucker in the ladies world. There is dis my dream lady that I can die for.I use to act nice to her but afta reading ur thread I changed my attitude towards her.this has got her somewhat amused as she replies in her chat with:", smh o,nawa o,hehen".The problem is I don't know what to do now.Advice is needed pls

@ bolded
Boss don't die for his worker, his workers die for him!

Snap out of that niceMAN attitude.

junnyjake:
man, I gotta really say you've been doing a really wonderful job here, with your tips I bet even a monkey who forgot to pay his brain bills would easily woo a lady with minimal stress.

I would PM you about something I need your help with.

let me share my story.



I wasn't a good guy from the start, I was using stuffs but then I commanded lots of attention from the female folks.
then I was confused, was it d fact that I'm dark, 6 ft tall, handsome, with purple underlip, with an impressive muscular structure, my baritone voice even though I never really seemed interested in dating most of the time because I was really dedicated to my job.
and I don't stress when trying to get any ladies attraction, no matter how beautiful, I always have my way.
so I suddenly started dating a lady, I didn't have much time for her because of my job, she sees very little of me, she tried hard to change my destructive habits which she failed miserably at, always wanting me around, with just a little misunderstanding I'm all ballistic- this scares her. we didn't last up to a year before I broke up with her for cheating, though remorseful and contrite, I never changed my mind.


fast forward 2 years later
I met a damsel, Now I decided it's time to grow up, I no longer do stuffs and this changed me in ways I couldn't imagine, going soft, not easily angry, laugh and joke around, something I rarely did.
This also affected how I treated ladies, I'm more calm, call like 5 times a day till she got tired of me, I just wasn't the tough guy I used to be. love happened to me and I blindly fell in, I gave myself totally to her in love.
wasn't too long before she dumped my a$s.

then I realized that of course my looks were attractive but not enough and them ladies weren't attracted to me only because of that but the bad boy they saw in me, the feeling that they have a kind of a competition to please me. Then I realized that I needed to toughen up and get my acts together.
And I know I won't go back to the way I was - the things I was using, the only part I'd revive is the divinity of the alpha male.

lessons:
never compromise your hustle 4 no lady.

once she feels she can have you all to herself, that's when you begin to lose her.

don't lay blame on her if she breaks up with you, you're mostly part of it through your actions and inactions.

guys should stop being an a$$ in midst of other men, its a major turn off. Don't allow your friends permit you around.

I guess, that's enough said, HARDDON, you gon reply my mail right?

Lol @ bolded! U cracked me up gee !
Btw, these r not Tips, They r DRILLS!

Life is all about balance: unpredictability is the right word!

U never know the next move of a bad boy, he might call today, n in the next one week, forget that she exist. Then she wud be forced to call n know what is going on . if he is cheating again? If he is alright ... This is what creates attraction.

This is why gud gurls get so hunged on b gees .

U can't afford to get humble in the jungle, u can't be too soft, nida can u be too hard! Even d sun , as hawt as it gets, smile some times .

SENSE PILL 40: THE WORSE THING A GUY CAN DO IS TO GIVE HIS LADY FULL SEAT IN HIS LIFE. U BECOME REDUNDANT ALWAYS UP IN HER FACE!
GIVE HER THE GIFT OF MISSING U!

nb: sand is an element as Gold is, how come the world crave gold n not sand?
SEE?

Be there, yet not There! Ladies Luv that.

I have heard a lot tell me that I only call whenever jRod needs servicing ! Yet they still come over!