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DaCharis2016:
I Եհíղk íƒ I ɾҽɑժ ղ ƒօӀӀօա ԵհíŚ Եհɾҽɑժ ɑӀӀ Եհҽ time I աíӀӀ ҍςմʍ ɑ ցմɾմ.

WհɑԵ íƒ Śհҽ ժҽʍɑղժŚ Եօ Śҽҽ Եհҽ ցɑӀ'Ś ԹíςԵմɾҽ ?

She demand to see the gyal's pix? Oh just perfect cos she just played into ur plot!


Nah, You wudnt want her to go pouring acid on d fyn thing or go fighting her and thereby spoiling ur fun b4 it even began! Tell her that you know she can kill for u n how jelos she can be over u

2)or tell her: " oh you wano compare and contrast? Nah, I dont wano spoil your sweet morning . "

Btw, hope u don't use this font in chatting with ladies ? If u do, change it right away

etienn:
Hausas have taken over every position finally...

time to split hairs n defend "certificatelessness" , some1 wud engage the brains in d country(west, east n south) but when it is time for sensitive appointments, some1 wud run to his village to appoint!

WELCOME TO THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF DAURA !

Bodmas94:
Cc Harddon

Fixed .

Email messages must be of uttermost secrecy n very sensitive in nature , otherwise, post here

LieDetector:
yes boss

Check back when u got a real reason

LieDetector:
get down with her

Just that?

peterpen:
Hello hardon d boss...Thanks for being understanding


I have many girls on mah contact list buh we dnt chat often nd that attraction is nt there.....i wuld like tu use them as practical cases in becoming a pro....so pls wat do i do to attract dem and possibly get one or two @ mah beck nd call....

U haven't done what I requested.
If u didn't get me earlier, I say it again:

Edit that post u said u created a whatsap group n requested for phone n0s. Remove everything that has to do with whatsap creation n phone n0 request. Which is against Rule 20.

If u don't do that from now till 12noon tomorrow, I'd have no other option than to report u n bliv me , it wud be a very lengthy ban


#learntorespectothersspace

LieDetector:
There's this girl in my department. I see her often on daily basis. I have her contact and she has mine as well. Guess how I got her contact; it was when I borrowed a calculator from her and we agreed that I'd be returning it the following day. We then exchanged contacts for easy meeting. I've called her a good number of times but she hasn't returned my calls. She calls only when she sees a missed call. This girl is darn pretty that I will as much love to RUN THINGS with her but there's a challenge; she's always with her group. They're 3 in number including her. That precludes me from having any chat with her.
Bottom line is; our friendship now has been reduced to just greeting each other(could be morning or afternoon) perhaps accompanied with a hug . I stopped calling her like two months ago but I steel have this desire to run things with this girl. Calling her all of a sudden without consolidating on rapport building I think will make me sound needy.

Sir Harddon, just help me on how to start things with this girl..



Thanks.

When u say Runz Things what do u mean?

akinbharbs:
Harddon, thanks for the helpful tips, been reading from the begining but I have an urgent situation @hand. there's this I met on social nwtrk, got a number, tws easy getting her digits, dint text or kal her for about a week, actali I'm d type that don't call girls often, I just prefer to sub with my recharge card most times, pple say it's bad, but most of the times I prefer to call those that calls me instead. so I called this girl and we talked and agreed on meeting the next weekend then my fone got broken, had to wait for like 3weeks before it was fixed. Now I chat this girl up and most times I discover there's no "flow" so then I decided to leave her for a while, til this present day she I've not called or textd or messgd her. I don't plan on asking her out as u've advised so I wanna do it the right way, jux don't know whch path to thread....i haven't build much confidence physically, but if she were to b d chatttn type it would av been more easier for me. pls ijust Nid tips on how to proceed. thnks

For a start, did u let her know what happened that u flaked out on her in a witty way?
She might just be angry u flaked out on her without as much as letting her know why , then from d blues, 3wks after, u ressurected !
She might be thinking u r d stingy/broke type.


Every gurl is chatty! Never let them fool u. Gossip is part of their nature n they enjoy chatting than even been physical.

If there is no flow, is mostly ur fault.
U create ur reality, u give them room to leave in it.

Call her up, set up a date . let's see how she responds to that

bolt000:
You Mistake Not Having Faith At All And "Why Faith Is Bad".

Life is faith. Is life bad?

For u to live, a degree of faith is involved. Whether u bliv it or not. Whether u agree or not.

U wake up , dress up n set out each day hoping for the very best, that is faith . that couldn't be bad.
We need not wear faith religious robe b4 we call it faith.

You don't have faith ? Yet u sleep @ night with d bliv you wud wake up to see the brightness of a new dawn?

Faith idea is bad yet u live life hoping for the best?


Faith idea is bad yet you have a lot of answers hanging over ur neck unanswered? N your mind can't think them tru? So u really evolved from apes?

Faith idea is bad ? go read up d history of all those who walk by sight.....

To live is to have faith whether consciously or otherwise.

You can't see beyond your nose in this wicked world yet u claim faith idea is bad?

If u don't know what faith is, here let's help u: it is the substance of things hoped for, the very evidence of things not yet visible.

In a nutshell, it is bliving with total assuarance b4 seeing it come to fruition.

If faith idea is bad, then humans ain't really living but merely existing like every other lower animals

Wealth is not havin money in ur acnt, Wealth is man's capability to think .......David I.

#Respect

HARDDON:
Hit urself with a pitch book! Jeez! Where did u learn that line from?
That was rude , crude , cruel n crooked!
How can u , with ur first impression, make sure a statement to a friend let alone a stranger?

Apology is not one of our many blessings, nor do we encourage having a row with ladies, So wud ignore her hence forth , ur first impression killed it for u.


But if she is really worth it, u can use this line in ur response( she might have unfriened/block u after sending that reply, or she might never reply u again.... A lil challenge is not bad)


Send this line or fashion any other one in line with this:

Call her by her full names n act surprised.

" Wow........(insert her full names here) , that message was for one of my females friends that has been on my neck wanting us to date, I have used every means to politely tell her off because she isnt my type, she wudnt budge. That was me been as brut as possible hopefully she gets d memo.
But i ended up sending it to u... Lol!
Menh, but gurl u got no chill, if they had told me u cud produce such a venom @ d slightest provocation, i wud have sworn with my two Ballz u cudnt..... No so man for die throway
Big deddy deserve an apology from u.

Wait for her response , whatever she says, link it up with this line :

vickertony:
there is this girl i refused to praise via Facebook dp,i just said, i can't date someone like her, she inboxed me that am mumu, do i think she can even manage me..... note i used that to get her attention, what do you think i do next, have not replied yet
.

Hit urself with a pitch book! Jeez! Where did u learn that line from?
That was rude , crude , cruel n crooked!
How can u , with ur first impression, make sure a statement to a friend let alone a stranger?

Apology is not one of our many blessings, nor do we encourage having a row with ladies, So wud ignore her hence forth , ur first impression killed it for u.


But if she is really worth it, u can use this line in ur response( she might have unfriened/block u after sending that reply, or she might never reply u again.... A lil challenge is not bad)


Send this line or fashion any other one in line with this:

Call her by her full names n act surprised.

" Wow........(insert her full names here) , that message was for one of my females friends that has been on my neck wanting us to date, I have used every means to politely tell her off because she isnt my type, she wudnt budge. That was me been as brut as possible hopefully she gets d memo.
But i ended up sending it to u... Lol!
Menh, but gurl u got no chill, if they had told me u cud produce such a venom @ d slightest provocation, i wud have sworn with my two BIG Ballz u cudnt..... No so man for die throway
Big deddy deserve an apology from u.

Valwezzy:
THANKS BOSS
Abeg drop some s*xting lines

That doesn't happen stand alone. ..... Its a sequence . ur main aim is to learn to link normal chat into tense ones. Cloud d air .

Wud treat that with getting physical

Valwezzy:
Not really, actually this happened on saturday night..she asked if i'll go to church on sunday, told her i don't know yet because i'm kinda busy with my PC and i might not wake up on time..she said ok nd initiated the chat the next day, i ignored her for few minutes and told told her that i'm busy and will get back to her..she said ok.

i haven't chatted with her since then because of my tight school schedule.

meanwhile, when i asked why she couldn't do it with me, she said it's because i'm not her DATE... i tried bursting her by telling her that she's trying to form faithful while she and i know she ain't..she insisted she is and laughed when i told her that i'm also faithful to my wives and concubines.

HARDDON Abeg, anyway to contact you via whatsapp so that i can share the screenshot of our chats and probably get tips from you?
also, kindly drop s*x chat lines to make them ladies wet.

@ first bolded, We've told u Neva to answer boring questions straight ! U not only kill d convo strings but wud Neva experience d attractive power of these skills we r drilling into u.

These are possible response if a lady ask u if u r going to church:
1) say no, my pastor is very angry with me....
If She ask what happened, tell her that last Sunday, one fyn gurl left her pew seat to come sit wit me on d choir stand. I'm I to blame?

2) no.
She ask why? Tell her that so many gurls r on ur toll because u r d choir master n itz begining to generate heat, n one has gone to the pastor to report.... Im hawta dan d pastor now......If it is u, what wud u do?

3) or say: I'm yet to know..... I wud soon toss d coin ...
If she ask what coin n why?

Tell her : itz ur secret that she shld promise she wudnt leak it nor copy it. . if she promises,
Here is d secret:
I always toss a coin to know if I wud go to church every sunday , watch movies or sleep.

When I toss it n it falls HEAD , I watch movies. Tail, I sleep but if it stands on edge, I will go to church!
Sweet huh?


@ Bolded 2:

Never ask boring question! That was a boring one . gee, only kids @ their mother"s breast ask such wacky question .

Instead of asking such, u should hv made fun of her in so fun ways. N make her feel she wants u but don't know how to go about it. Make her feel like she is missing out on u...

HARDDON:
Join ushering Department n stop her the next time she is sneaking out.

R u sure she isn't going to see a guy? Spend some time with him, then @ the close of church, she then go home? So doing, she wudnt be lyin nor wud her conscience judge her if some1 was to ask her if she was in church n she says yes. She can even tel d topic of the day!

Gurls use this skill a lot!
They tell u they r going as to make their hair which should last Btw 1-3hrs, they stay the whole day out visiting other incriminating places and come home with a new hair. Ask her where she is coming from, she wud say making her hair ofcos n leave the other details!

My friend's sister got pregnant like that. She leaves church b4 the close of church to go screwing this guy until her tommy shot out!

Talk for another day. I drifted.

Back to ur question, u either join the ushering department , then when she is leaving one day, follow her out and tell her

" I caught u today, I notice u always sneak out of church to buy chocolate n u never use to return ,today u must share the chocolate with me or I'm so tellin Pastor!

What ever she says,make it seem like u don't bliv , n tell her to take u to where she has been going. Please don't ask for her number just yet!

Or u can monitor n know exactly when she leaves, then ten minutes b4 she does, u take ur leave n go wait out. Take gentle strides while @ it, type or pretend to be on phone n wait for her to come out......
Then say: hi, You always take off b4 close of church, do u know that the bottom of the pot tastes sweeter?

Or say: hi, do u work in a heart breaking factory? Cos i think u always break God's heart every sunday!
If she ask how, say: imagine u r in a meeting with the US president, but while he was yet talking n exposing to u all the secrets to wealthy, u walk out . how do u think he will feel?


Or say: hi, Are u a heart doctor? N do u always have heart emergencies on Sunday?

Whatever she says, u reply: then why do u sneak out every Sunday? Better whisper it into my ears or I'm so going to tell pastor that u r always sneaking out b4 grace.

SENSE PILL 34: Don't Rush food that is yours for the eating.
Meaning when u r sure to see her again, delay collecting contacts. Reverse way of approaching.

Or u can add fun to it:
Write her a note! Yea like how we did it back in the days in sec sch, not now that phone have spoilt u guys

Write on a nice jotter : " pax vobiscum( find out what that means in Latin ) I am angel Anael sent to make sure u get all ur bleasings today by not sneaking out of church b4 saying the grace. U wud have a big surprise today! "

If u r close to any of d ushers, tell him/her to help give the note to her where ever she is sited.
This is just perfect cos not only wud u be making her edgy , she wud wait till after d service so she can ask d usher who sent the note. that way when she comes looking for u, use the other lines. But don't forget u r an angel that is how u got to know she sneaks out. also, if she ask about d big surprise, tell her it wudnt be a surprise no more if u told her

d element if surprise here is just super sleek!

Theophinio:
@Harddon
There is this girl in my church that i fancy, but the problem is she always leaves before the close of our service, how can i approach her.
I thought of approaching her when she is leaving, but that single act portrays neediness.
Prof.
What is the way out?
#PEACE

Join ushering Department n stop her the next time she is sneaking out.

R u sure she isn't going to see a guy? Spend some time with him, then @ the close of church, she then go home? So doing, she wudnt be lyin nor wud her conscience judge her if some1 was to ask her if she was in church n she says yes. She can even tel d topic of the day!

Gurls use this skill a lot!
They tell u they r going as to make their hair which should last Btw 1-3hrs, they stay the whole day out visiting other incriminating places and come home with a new hair. Ask her where she is coming from, she wud say making her hair ofcos n leave the other details!

My friend's sister got pregnant like that. She leaves church b4 the close of church to go screwing this guy until her tommy shot out!

Talk for another day. I drifted.

Back to ur question, u either join the ushering department , then when she is leaving one day, follow her out and tell her

" I caught u today, I notice u always sneak out of church to buy chocolate n u never use to return ,today u must share the chocolate with me or I'm so tellin Pastor!

What ever she says,make it seem like u don't bliv , n tell her to take u to where she has been going. Please don't ask for her number just yet!

Or u can monitor n know exactly when she leaves, then ten minutes b4 she does, u take ur leave n go wait out. Take gentle strides while @ it, type or pretend to be on phone n wait for her to come out......
Then say: hi, You always take off b4 close of church, do u know that the bottom of the pot tastes sweeter?

Or say: hi, do u work in a heart breaking factory? Cos i think u always break God's heart every sunday!
If she ask how, say: imagine u r in a meeting with the US president, but while he was yet talking n exposing to u all the secrets to wealthy, u walk out . how do u think he will feel?


Or say: hi, Are u a heart doctor? N do u always have heart emergencies on Sunday?

Whatever she says, u reply: then why do u sneak out every Sunday? Better whisper it into my ears or I'm so going to tell pastor that u r always sneaking out b4 grace.

SENSE PILL 34: Don't Rush food that is yours for the eating.
Meaning when u r sure to see her again, delay collecting contacts. Reverse way of approaching.

peterpen:
hmm...gud thing u finally replied.... good idea u got there....we are nw into this together so try as much as posible nt to leave the thread


u ave not replied my msg....u stil ave others to reply

thanks all the same

Huh?
Dude, I got a life out there in d real world( hv any idea what is involved in runnin a company?yet still manage to squeeze out time for this?) n this thread was created out of a HUMANITARIAN gesture to help d menfolk understand what we all have been blinded to in d world of women n met/marry that one for them , in d most fun way.
U sounding like its a birthright @ bolded.


As I requested, kindly edit/remove your post about u creating a whatsap group on my behave.


Btw, the answer to " ballful n humomorous" lines to use in starting up a convo, are all litered in d pages. Most especially the page about MEETING LADIES N STRIKING CONVO with them.

If u don't know which page, go to the first page, n click on drill nugget 2E links

2e: witty/funny lines in meeting women :

Bodmas94:
Harddon, I can see u are viewing this topic. But u are not responding. Boss, why now?

Viewing? Lol

More like typing updates on d BM experience.

We wud let u in on that wen we get there..

Yea, kul

[quote author=peterpen post=46663917][/quote]I wud state categoritically n emphantically here that You respect my space n don't take my kind gesture as a sign of weakness to insult my intelligence.

You wud delete that comment of urs about the whatsapp group after reading this because I DID NOT AUTHORISE U TO DO THAT !

If u want to open a group, kindly create another thread for that not in here.


@ all, this is not just about creating a whzap group.
It is about me been there structurally to guild u tru any challenge or prosecute any fish that comes to fry n help u not to mess it up.
It is about me been ur anchor ( wing man) real time while u r exploring d web of women.

It is about my providing different resources to help u master the act of been a Ballful man in d world of women.

Resources include but not limited to:

1) screen shot of my chats with ladies....these wud teach u how to use chat as an effective tool to overcome most men fears n obstacles with women. Always make Luv to her on phone n d physical one wud be a matter of formality.

2) audio recordings of phone calls n how I make ladies beg to have me make Luv to them( Not true huh? Find out) : this wud help u know how to string convo on phone n make u master d act of tuning up d anticipation ! It wud also Help you become master over ur emotions n ur d1ck! U only DO DEEDs if u really want to not because emotions got d better of u or because u saw some spotless, fair laps n naked bo0bs n u lost urself!

3) Limited Videos/audio on how to fore play( how to caress ladies, how to find her weak spot n tune her up , make her weak n wanting.... You should know; very few ladies come visiting with luv making in mind....but u can turn the odd in ur favour by knowing that spot n stroking it) how to kiss, make Luv , how to make ladies hv multiple orgasm( n always coming back for more....if u can achieve this , she can do basically anything for u! She can even agree to that ur thresome fantasy n bring one of her gurls! , trust me) , how to improve u stamina in bed... What to do/say when making Luv.

you notice I use making Luv huh? Well that is what it is! Luv making.

Fvck
Sex n
Luv making r three different things to people like me.... They control ur mind set also when u r getting down... We wud explain that.


4) we wud also be subscribing u to other resources u might find interesting. Books etc

All these coupled with Drills n Sense Pills!
You see? Itz a complete rebranding Process.

N like I said earlier on, I currently have a session going on, this is why we haven't started yet. When I round off with them , I wud sign up d first group from here.

Please Note: the group is an EXCLUSIVE ONE n we only take 6 persons per batch on a 3weeks bases for a complete drill.
You can stick to this thread if u can't make it. We would still keep this thread going as fun n practical as possible.

Dont forget to Share Ur Exploit Stories.

WARNING: FOR THOSE OF U ALREADY DROPPING YOUR NUMBERS, I DID NOT AUTHORISE ANYBODY TO ACT ON MY BEHALF AND I WOULD NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING THAT RESULTS FROM SUCH ASSOCIATION!
DEAL WITH ANY OTHER PERSON @ YOUR OWN RISK.


.......HardDon

FxDuke:
RIP sir.


that bossom by the LHS though.

the type that could spontaneously aggravate Methuselah's hard-on indefinitely

Fixed

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#c238ec]…
Tell me about yer popout,I've had none.[/color]

Huh ? How about d one u promised to tell me if I let u kiss me a lil?


Come closer,
Whisper it to me, there after, I might think bout letting u a lil taste of my luscious lips .

Come on, don't be shy .... Big deddy is all ears

KingCheezyPuff:
Hiii
.°I wish you could hear the tone of my voice when I said that,you'd know I was trying to seduce you

woke up today n realised that ladies do hv wet dreams!

Hawta ladies have used all these lines on me b4, it didn't work.
Try something difrerent

Seduce ko, Transduce Ni

#ouch!

eiBADAn:
Dealing with women is not my problem, in fact those guys you mentioned are learners when I was still in the game. I was a player before I called it quits and decided to get serious. I know she's a bad girl too but we both decided to get serious. She's not a bad person judging by her character. I let my guards down because it's a different ball game entirely. We have been together for 6 months now and we have sex twice almost every day. Her only problem is the hole she drilled in my bank account.

@ bolded.

Player got played! Ouch!

Now Let's set d records straight: I am no player, I've never been one n wud never be one.
Players quit, guys like us don't . Ours is a way of life.
How can one discover light n throw it away to wallow in the dark?

Players set out to razzle as many as possible , have as many as possible, get caught as many times as possible and after rolling wit d hawt ones, get frustrated from loneliness when d gurls realise n ditch him for gud.
They end up looking for an untapped ugly virgin to hook up with that wud not break their randy hearts!

For players, it is all about s3x , anything under skirt ,

But
Guys like us seek out to understand women n all there is in dier unspoken world, unexplored web.
Why? because u become a goD in a terrain u hv explored n understood ( go figure)


2) because alota guys, including u, have been affected by their ways in most painful patterns ( I not excluded aforetimes. )



This knowledge is one of the most potent powers there is in d whole universe.


If u think I'm lying, check my sig

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#c238ec]°Uhhhhh! Why can't we talk about male popouts!!!
Why is it always chicks!!!
Im sure they have their embarrassing moments too![/color]

No we don't!

Where is d pop out gono pop from wen we use rope to tie d third leg dehind?
Solution to standing ovation !

Tell us ur popping moments jor.... Don't be shy, we wudnt laugh

Valwezzy:
i'm also mad at myself...

Abeg any way out?

Since that time u told her u want her, did u still maintain d sex chat? What happened after that?

she can't have it with u( this cud mean " I don't do neighbour things," she doesnt find u sexually appealing but since she s3x chat with u, the formal is more likely )

U should know this might just be a cheap plot to throw u off balance! N I think she archived that if that was her aim.

It is not bout what gurls say, it is about u n ur game!

She says she can't have it with u: u should have twisted it!

"So quickly you already wano have it with me? I think u r moving too fast! U have to impress me first not my d1ck"

HARDDON:
Music blaring, we drank. After a while of my whispering things into her ears n her laughing wild, I told her to stand up n dance for me... She wasn't comfortable with that @ first, n I told her " r u always this boring or is my romantic aura making ur limps weak?" She made some sounds about workers , obviously she was worried that one of her subordinates or clients might walk in n see her ....n I told her " well , since the opinion of others matter more than my want, I gtg" . stood up, buttoned my jacket n she rush over to me saying "common, don't spoil the night, aiit , fine, I'd dance but u have to join me"

I wasn't having that ...my plans was to join her after a while then tell her to grind me as i sit down back

I sat down back, I had resolved from home, never to yield to any want of hers..... Top ladies with lots of money n subordinates, have a way of thinking that every other guy out there can be made to do their biddings without much efforts.
I already knew, so came prepared to do the unthinkable by regular guys: give her orders subtly b4 she think of any. One of the reasons too I didn't go sit with her when I arrived.

I sat, she sat by my side n was rocking d chair she was sitting on gently while leaning towards me. Its either my way, or I go home.

After a lil tot, I stood up , held out my hand which she took without hesitation. I cud feeel it she has been waiting for that( I hated doing this cos I hate regular guys stunts)

Dancing broke the lil bridge btw us!
Mehn, this was one of them days I realised, a lil drink, a lil dance can accomplish a lot!

We danced for a while facing each other, then I pulled her close n whispered this: why r u trying so hard to hide ur b00ty? Is it hard n flat u don't want me to see it? Turn around n rock me jor , don't worry I wudnt laugh...."

That cracked her up, she did turn mechanically though, But I had to cut it short cos everybody was forming big boy/around . gud music , yet few were dancing n all others were just staring .
Thiis place wudnt let her unleash nor let me express my profound moves!

I told her, we got to go....... She was like " to where?"
I told her somewhere fun but I cant tell her exactly where! Set, we rolled out. I held her hands like my baiby n lead her to one of the most profound places guys like me Luv! Here, crazy things happen in d VIP cos everybody had their space secluded! Feint light, hawt mix: Gud for wen u r with bae n u wano wild wild west . gurls also go round where loner guys r, n give L dance. U can negociate n have a round right there nobody wud know! But I told u guys that lions don't eat cheap fud....

When we got in here, she felt so @ home! N told me that she luvs the seclusion , that she was really not feeling d other club.
To that I responded with " yea, I know u wud like this seclusion. U have been looking for a way to kiss me n probably lay me....I know u must be so wet now..... "
She hit me on my arms n said " bad boy, u r d one that is tryin to kiss me n Besides, when I want something, I go for it n if u must know, I don't get wet easily"
To that I said, well, u ain't getting close to my boxers this night! Infact, I have to buy padlock when we r going! N she laughed so hard!
She stood up, n started dancing tried dragging me up but i didn't bulge. Rather I flip her around n sat her on me.... She sat down.... Then I asked: do I have to teach u how to give a guy lap dance? Didn't wait for her response rather I started using my hands to move her hips, mehn , that was d beginning of the fun! She was a wild cat that has been forming top boss.
U needed to see the way she rocked, twisted n turned! A lil drink , a lil dance ..... Wonderful night

Valwezzy:
welcome back Baba HARDDON

Remember that my neighbour girl i told u was feeling me and that i wanted to take things to physical level?

the girl is good, normally buys things for me when i tell her to.
so, i decided to s*x chat with her to put her in the mood over whatsapp, things were going on fine till i told her to come over to my room so i can make her feel like a woman(i guess this is where i guffed).
she said she can't do it with me.. Seriously i was shocked because i know for sure that she's into me..though, i laughed it off when she told me that and i didn't beg or pressurized her.
i guess it's because she's is not sure about my feelings for her that's why she refused.

Baba, i'm beginning to develop feelings for her...also how can i convince her to bleep me??

BABA HARDDON, kindly look into my case

Why don't u guys listen? How do I drum it into ur ears that with women, the way forward, is the way backwards?

That means : NEVER LET A WOMAN KNOW U WANT TO BLOW HER MINDS OFF! BEHAVE LIKE U DONT CARE!

Behave like she is d one trying to lay her filthy hands on u n u ain't interested in her! Let alone getting down with her! This is d best way to have her drool over u ! because every other guy wants nothing but fvck, Dare to be different ! Let her be d one to chase u!

N when paradventure , u let her have it, she wud be very greatful! No jokes Ive had a calabar gurl thank me after every hawt session because I make her sweat b4 she can hv jrod....in fact, this is one of my bedding secrets: I fore play for long , make them so wet that they can't but want it in, some wud straddle u, wanting jrod in, but I trap it inbtw my legs they can't have it, I make them plead, cajole , some even wud be close to tears( telling me "u gono make me cry, i want u so bad, please just a little taste, i promise)" n shaking b4 I let them, u need to hear d scream when jrod is half in .

STOP askING GURLS OUT!

STop ASKING FOR S3X LIKE PEACOCK ON HEAT!

STOP LETTING DAT IDIOT OF A D1CK CONTROL UR WHOLE LIFE!

STOP BEVAVING LIKE EVERY OTHER GUy OUT THERE!


DARE TO BE DIFFERENT!

I'm so peeved with u right now that I feel like slapping sense into ur head tru dis phone

Get this straight, no matter how hard a woman is onto u, the species can control their emotions. N a thin line lies Btw liking u n ignoring u. just one wrong step, n u either become a maga , or she starts ignoring u or friend zone u

Gurls r not like guys: they have different psychological make up:

That a lady is showing u green light doesnt mean u just launch in head on!

They show u green light to test if u r worth it, or u r just like every other guy out there!
Ur duty is to let them know that she has to try harder to please u! But if u just fail that green light freaking trick, u have failed d test n goner u become!

She does not have to be sure of ur feelings!
If not, how do u explain meeting n mating within 30mins? A gurl i didn't even know her name!

U should know, I bed alota them I don't know their names cos I usually don't ask boring questions. They go asking after d deeds if I even know their names.
N I usually shot back @ them with:

How can I know ur name when the konji thAt was hooking u didn't even let me ask? She laughs.

She wud look @ me hoping I'd ask..... I wudnt

Rather I'd say: " oh , now that u have had ur fill, u want me to ask? Well, I wudnt

HARDDON:


Learn the robes ......

We all started game less. Gurls use us to sweep the floor, ate our money, broke our hearts without as much as letting us hug them While one idiotic guy that gets d game was discovering new ways to drill d hole n treating our precious jewels as trash yet they keep going back to them n in our confused state, we wondered why they kept going back to the jack a33 who treats them badly n wud not hang out with us who were ready to do anything for them!

They collect our money to feed d idiot , they use our recharge to call d malam n never call us! The only time they beep is wen they want to demand for more! N we call them back immediately wit joy in our hearts that they even remembered us to beep!
We stoned. We've all been there.!

U have to solemnly vow, not to feel those pains again n learn all it take to have them @ ur beck n call

Change them @ will, toss them if all they got is some fine bones n pussay .. It feels gud to be DonJuan Alpha!

martoz:
as in........which kind madt game b dis gan....i swear u b prof. for dis matter...wish I jex dey c how u dey play dis game...cos its hard to reach dis level all alone...

Learn the robes ......

We all started game less. Gurls use us to sweep the floor, ate our money, broke our hearts without as much as letting us hug them While one idiotic guy that gets d game was discovering new ways to drill d hole n treating our precious jewels as trash yet they keep going back to them n in our confused state, we wondered why they kept going back to the jack a33 who treats them badly n wud not hang out with us who were ready to do anything for them!

They collect our money to feed d idiot , they use our recharge to call d malam n never call us! The only time they beep is wen they want to demand for more! N we call them back immediately wit joy in our hearts that they even remembered us to beep!
We stoned. We've all been there.!

U have to solemnly vow, not to feel those pains again n learn all it take to have them @ ur beck n call

Hunnydropps:
Ok ok I hope this woman hits your spot...she's gorgeous and rocking lemon yellow
...I think you'll approve this time

Hit my spot?

U mean she got a d I c k? Sorry buh I'm straight .

And I've had prettier , softer ones!

Btw, y r u ladies always like this? I'm seeing a doll on yellow dinna gown, u r calling it lemon yellow, so where is yellow now?

Hunnydropps:
Here you go...time to work on the other ear. My finder's fee $100, lol.
After she's done with the other ear I'll find you a pretty little fruit to teach ya sign language

Oh common gurl! U sent an hairless, bloodless, emotionless emoticon?

Romantic AI female agent wud hv bin beta.