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peterpen:
HARDON bro....Today is the birthday of dat girl dats furious with me is there anything i can do to pin her....nice job u doing, review the watsapp chat...pls hw can i contact u privately....

Hunnydropps:
Lol, nope but if I do I'll direct them your way

Hunnydropps:
Who would be kissing their baby with such great suction that it could cause hearing loss

In that case, the person shouldn't be kissing anyone because obviously they don't know how to kiss. They'll end up sucking someone's face off with that kind of suction, lol.

HARDDON:
Finally,there she was, I walked pass her, pretending not to see her , located a dimly lited corner, sat down n sent her this msg: big deddy is @ this corner, come over ( I did that so that instead of me trying to settle into where she was, I reverse d role n to also to set d record straight , I'm in charge). In a jiffy, she rolled over.
Boy! U needed to see the way she was radiant!
I ignored all that.
N I told her " She who findeth a Sexy guy findeth a Gud thing n. .....(stood up n hugged her, very briefly) as I whispered into her ears..... "But I'd think about it though "...she started laughing

NLjona:
lol m glad m learning fast...yeah about the send less attitude.. I do tell her about unknown girls that call my line always..(seriously they do) I normwlly add it with humour.... bro I can't remember last I called this girl she has been calling since. on friday i told her to call me by 8pm bt she called by 11.. I picked and she was lk she forgot and I told her that's not my business that I told her 8pm and that I wanna sleep now.. then I hung up.. now I feel like d boss..thanks a lot

HARDDON:
@ bolded me likey! Nice, very nice! U stepping up so finely, so quickly!
Now that is attitude laced with humour! Punishment ( u wud njoy ) + homour



A lil suggestion though: next time, give her options to choose from instead of reducing d burden of d only option u gave.

N hey, ur starting line is not so nice( though u were able to man it this time, it cud lead to her always not thinking twice b4 flaking next time. )

Instead of saying " clap for urself " like u were angry she flaked out( it was a privilege to fun u gave her n she blew it, u went ahead n had ur fun , who missed out ? Was it u? Ofcos not! She did miss out so paint it in such light ) ,make it a point to make her jelos n wish she had come along. Next time, she wud think twice b4 cacelling.

if u have to, list out the things she like as part of d fun u had which she missed. U can even add a new catch talk into d gist


These r some of the lines to use when a gurl flake out on u( u ignore the message, n go ahead with ur plans)

When u r done, wait until she contacts u with d apology : then u say:

You: No need for apologies, because I'm so glad u didn't show up, u wud hv spoilt this fine runzz for me..... A well endowed gurl asked me out!

She: wow, what gurl

You : this sweet a33 thing... We played bball, after that, we went to d movies, had some cream n now she has been calling me none stop ...... bla bla bla....add any line that wud make her jelos.. ( this is send less actitude ) ....

God help u, because the next thing u wud see is ur line blinking, she is calling .....

I live u to find a way tru the troubles I just put u in....

NLjona:
boss pls reply me naw.. and give me more tricks and tips i need to know ..thanks

HARDDON.. been a while ireached here o.
but I have something to show you...
I went to my basketball game last saturday with
my catch (I don't like gf and bf as far as we are
doin the fuucckyy thing).. ok so we are suppose to
go today and she texted me this morning that she
woldnt make it.. as a sharp guy and from thing
I've learnt here I did this..
met her online and...
............................
She: hi
me: clap for yourself
she: but its not my fault na
me. yeah just know you've fuccked up. now you
have to make it up to me.
she. I'm sorry. ok what should I do?
me: first you ll treat me to something ill like, then
take me out and gimme a full body massage. if you
can't massage well then look for one fine girl to
do it... do that one first..
she: getting a fine girl to do massage will be a
problem. and the toosh place will take sometime.
me: okay lemme reduce it a little.. remove the
toosh place and replace that with.. 10mins lap
dance and 20mins French kiss.. no laugh ooo..u
see my teeth?
she: lol why are you like this now. okay no p Ill do
it.
me: good I have to go now. later
.......................
how did I do?.. any suggestions?

HARDDON:
Read from the first page, ur answers r all over the pages, even when I told u not to , I gave reasons why u shldnt:

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/1#45035607


Summary is:
The major reason is that when u do that, u unknowingly hand over ur balls to her, putting urself @ a disadvantage n she now has the power to decide how d r/ship swings.
If u didn't know, every marriage, r/ship, has this controlling power, which by default, is the man's.this helps him to direct n guild his family or lady.
When u go asking a gurl out, u hand her this power. This is why u wake up one morning n u have been friend zoned or turned a maga by the lady. N she go falling head over heels for a guy that does not even SEND her n treats her badly while she is not even taking ur calls....life iznt fare.


2) Asking a gurl out creates unnecessary tension Btw both of u.
N u wudnt be free to express urself! For u to make a gurl fall so deeply in Luv with u, u must be comfortable in ur skin, u can't achieve this when u spoil d fun by asking her out!

3) asking a gurl out, makes her feel extra special n makes things difficult for urself . she naturally feels her worth is tru d roof! N she starts playing hard to get: then u begin to buy flowers. , gifts, take her on expensive dinner, send her airtime. , message her monin n night , call her every min n generally , pursue her cos u wano win her Luv!
Basic law oc Econs: the higher the demand, the higher the price! U demand her by asking her out, be ready to pay premium price b4 u can sniff her Hair ! Her panties most times r off limits!

Unknown to u, d airtime u hv bin sending, she has been using it to call guys like me, n we don't pick most times.
U send her " Hi " tru chat, she takes a week to respond whereas, she message guys like me every other min n sometimes, we keep her on hold for hours even days. While u go wishing she responds to ur chat, she go wishing guys like me , responds to hers!

4) asking a gurl out, sends d wrong message.. . n they go thinking :" we just met n he is already asking me out? He must be on heat n just want to get under my skirts! "
"Don told me he Luv me, after i accepted n let him in, he stopped calling me, same thin wit Roy n Uche. Sammy has been cheating on me n now, here isthis Guy(Thing) trying to decieve me again! Smh"

5) they say all guys r same, why don't u prove her wrong by not asking her out like every other guy??
How wud u feel if u make her so hung on u that she throws herself on u?

6) asking a gurl out means u r indirectly telling her u wano take d place of her dad n start footing her billz!!! N ofcos she wud be very right to start demanding things from u right away which u can't turn down because when u remember how u chased her n all that u spent b4 she said yes, u wano do anything to give her anything!
Why?? because u r scared she might just move on to the next guy that gives her what she requested!

See the undue pressure? N the crazy thing is, she wud keep using this to blackmail u! Some evil ones wud make some demands even their fathers can't afford just to push u off d edge!

7) asking a gurl out, takes the fun out of d life of that r/ship b4 it even starts( if it ever does) U wudnt be able to burst her balls cos u wano act responsible !

A lot of my ex dates still call me till date to tell me stuffs! Unprintable stuffs. because, they know, that I send less! Keep secrets( until I started writing this book)!

There is this particular one that has been on my neck( she said she just wano see me promising to foot d billz; return ticket first class all d way, five star hotel for a weekend get away, but aint having it. She just wano lay her filthy hands on me) even though she is married now, she says her husby always make Luv to her gently so as not to hurt her( his wify) though in her mind, she is screaming for him to b a n g her lights out! She cant tell him though so as not to come across lose. N just want me over!
Did I tell u I dVed her? N I hate gentility most times, the only time I do gentle is in d early morning tranquil hours, so as not to wake d neighbourhood with romantic sonorous sounds on a new dawn cos no matter how u loud d super surround, they always pierce tru morning blues.




I can go on n on!!!

lilmaydee:
Boss of life, i thank u for d advice. u said i shouldnt ask girls out again. so hw do i do it. baba im a novice, na luck i take get that my ex gf, even though she no respect me at all and also cheated on me in my face. i suffered for d girl hand. i decided to break up wen d insults was too much. we had sex several times. she told me she doesnt love me that im jst a companion anytime those guys misbehaved. i dnt want this new girl to do the same thing cos i have been unlucky with a good relationship. my frnd is really enjoying his even though i helped him to woo d girl. thanks boss

Mattyboy:
gud day d HARDDON. I seriously need ur advice. there is dis gurl in my deprtmnt DAT I kW HV always stare at me but am dis vry shy guy dat even find it difficult tu say "hi" even if we re sitting close in d class.pls incase nxt time we sit close,how do I go abt it. just give a line pls.

peterpen:
[/b]PLS ah dnt

wanna go thru does pages again....it

confuses me......jux give me a little tip and lines i can use to start up a convo

with a girl sitting close by in class.....i

wanna meet girls like u said buh dnt

jux knw hw to start a convo......plsss help......d reason am sounding dat way is dat i might begin tu see her more often cos we are in the same faculty...nd i can tell she likes me...I might ave jux put her off...i would appreciate it if u will help me @ 1st request

peterpen:
HARDON SEE D FUNNY REPLY

Whatever... I dnt care abt ur research...kip it 2 urself nd gud luck wif dat

hw do i rply bak?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffd801]°Can I see yer pic Harddon?
.......I wanna see if I even want you [/color]

Alexyswiss:
nice work HARDON and every one here...pls I need some help and courage

I this type of guy who is shy wen it comes to women... ive never gotten into any matured relationship yet...and I'm already in final year 400L....

pls how can I seem to confront a girl for relationship on campus...some hints pls

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°Why you forming hard ta get? [/color]

KingCheezyPuff:
°Hi my funny man .... where you been?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°Nah.that aint it
I get ta hang around his extend group of males friends and pick out the finest a1's and have my way!! [/color]

HARDDON:
Getting Physical:


She showed up by 7:07 and called to know where I was, that she was around the bush bar, I told her she was late .... That I was on my way home! ( while I haven't even left home in the first place..... I was playing games on a console.... This is a trick I use a lot : I usually let them get there n call me , then I pretend like they came late! I always works) she pleaded n implored n explained until I reluctantly told her , " aiit, let me pick something , I'd be with u soon .
I kept her waiting till 7:30 .

Now guys, here is a lil secret: dress casual ( jeans n T/shirt, reveal those chest, let her look forward to unravelling u.) most times when going out with a big fish!

lilnovak:
Hey guys. I followed your your advise HARDDON and everything has been going will thanks. But when can i start your going for the dating part thanks for your reply🙏🙏🙏🙏

HARDDON:
1) this picture is poignant , pregnant with untold words....staring into my soul like........

She wud be forced to ask like what? After smiling

You reply with : like it has a lot to tell me,
She: what cud she want to tell u?
You: sure u really wano know? Oya come closer let me whisper it into ur ears....

She: OK, I'm closer now

You: like she wants to tell me she cares so much about me and she is trying to plead with me not to break her heart

She: she wud laugh n ask, how wud u be so sure , or u can't be srz or u r so funny or anything in that line.
Ignore whatever she says and tell her to take a closer look @ the pix n read meaning into the look

Whatever she says, twist it to mean she is into u but just don't know how to come straight n tell u.

Tell her not to bee shy n tell u what itz on her mind jor n that even though u do bite( instead of saying u don't bite as every other guy wud) ur bites are very sexy bite and she wud Luv it.......

HARDDON:
Oh brotherly!

U simply used the right words @ the very wrong time.

Those lines r perfect, just that u haven't created a connection with her yet! Therefore , they sounded plainly arrogant with no iota of humour whatsoever!

When u meet a new lady, ur main aim is to get pass the usual barricade they put up to ward off regular guys that hit on em.
And we have told u that the best way to do that is to swing unusually arrogant yet funny lines.

Once u can make them laugh , every time u with them, it creates a connection this is what makes them always wano chat with u, call u n just can't help having u in their lives. Cos u FUN to talk to, be with as they usually say.
This is when u use such lines not the one u just met.


If I were u, these r the lines i wud have used on her about that pix:

Sexytemi:
We talking about social media where u want to meet new friends and how guys behave there, you talking about table, table kor tablet ni.....smh.

peterpen:
I need ur help bro @hardon
Theres dis girl i met in school, she kinda got attracted tu me, we chatted a little and I left without collecting her number, we do meet few times in class, nd we say hi tu each other, i met her one day while leavin the hostel nd i collected her number....i did nt call cos i wasnt ready for a friendship ir even any relationship at all cos of past experiences.......fast forward to some weeks later we met again while i was heading to class and this tyme after the usual greetings, i gave her my number nd left.......soon (like 2 days after ) we started chatting on watsapp, buh nt often...dere was a time she uploaded a new dp nd i sent her this ''''ur dp looks special
buh ave seen way more better pix of
u than dix''. she didnt reply, rather she sent a happy newmonth msg, i replied same.
later she sent a msg '' hello, hw are u''
i replied her ''if u wanna knw hw am doing u ave tu call me'' she got enraged and replied====>
''U know wat...m already tired of u...u r so rude, proud nd inconsiderate... I think I shld add d fact dat u r ill mannered. Dis is d end of our friendship.'' nd blocked me asap i sent a text msg telling her dat u jux met me only tu judge me said some other things....she replied ''Wow...m surprised...ur response ws unexpectedly wonderful''
''Nd mature as well''
''M sori I wrote ol dat 2 u...bt dere r certain tinz u say dat r offensive''
''If u dnt mind me asking... How old r u?''
Me : y do u wanna knw my age?
we nt even friends
Her: kk, m nt interested in knwing u anymore bye for life
P.S: called her a couple of times network was terrible.
end of chat
hardon i knw i bleeped up, i jux want u to evaluate this issue and advice me please...thanks and sorry for the the long novel....

lilmaydee:
Baba, pls i need your advice. there is this beautiful girl that lives close to my place of work. she always "Hi" me anytime am going to work. last week wednesday i and my gf broke up. so d next day i saw dis girl, she came to see someone in my place of work so i took the courage to woo her, she said yes after 4 days. my problem nw is ever since i wooed her i have been seeing her in the midst of different guys in her mum's shop and am nt comfortable with it. we only greet each other and talk on fone cos am always busy so she is always busy too helping her mum. how can i make her fall in luv n lust with me. cos dis my ex gf don get another guy and i dont want to look like a loser to her. pls baba give me OT

Sexytemi:
We have the decent ones among them, but majority of them are o(DOGS)