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We continue with this experience coz I notice its beta that way so u guys can see how to link lines , keep minds brewing n lay legs

Getting Physical:


She showed up by 7:07 and called to know where I was, that she was around the bush bar, I told her she was late .... That I was on my way home! ( while I haven't even left home in the first place..... I was playing games on a console.... This is a trick I use a lot : I usually let them get there n call me , then I pretend like they came late! I always works) she pleaded n implored n explained until I reluctantly told her , " aiit, let me pick something , I'd be with u soon .
I kept her waiting till 7:30 .

Now guys, here is a lil secret: dress casual ( jeans n T/shirt, reveal those chest, let her look forward to unravelling u.) most times when going out with a big fish!

3) Hope u know what is involved?

If u don't, here is d breakdown:
You wud call me first thing in d morning n last thing @ night,
You wud recharge my phone weekly n also drop me weekly allowances
You wud pay for my hair cuts, take me on shopping spree n generally make ME happy .

We wud only get down when I want us to. N u wud do all d work.

If along d line u can't meet up, u r free to invite another fine geh to help u massage me.


N when its time to marry, be ready with d Groom Price!


4) if she ask that, u can tell her, "I'd think about it. "

5) or say " you haven't impressed me enough....."

6) or make faces n whisper to her hearing : oh now she is seeking licence to lay make Luv to me without restrictions! She wants me all to herself but she has to try harder



Use any of these......

You should know that a gurl asking u that, as point 3 response above pointed out, is trying to man d r/ship. Make her pay!
Never in ur life accept that straight even if thatz what u have been yearning for.

It should be @ ur terms not hers, hope some1 gets this

Darthv,

If a lady ever ask u if u guys can date, here are they responses:

1) wow, r u sure u can handle my heat? My heart is so big oooo, I should warn u, can u carry it?

2) make some funny faces n say; nah, that is not the way u do it, u r meant to take ME out on a date to a posh place, do me five course meal , after that we go drinking in a serene environ, then u look out for the right time to ask me out.

3)

Martoz, follow my instructions, go in with the right approach.

U r shotting blank because of just one tying: ur approach. U unwittingly make them feel like a prize u need to stive to win over n in essence make life very difficult for urself.

Stop approaching ladies like every other guy does, u wud get every other guy's results .

Go with I-dont-send-u attitude garnished with a lil fun! . u should know : it is a privilege u gave her to talk to u. See urself like a god they have been missing . a fix to their heart issues!


And no matter what, dare not quit! Only boys quit! Men restrategise. When u approach ladies, see it like u r learning to hone ur skills.

@ munner,

U r letting d heat from ur heart rule ur head!

So after all u've read from these pages, u cant still chat flirt?

U still go asking her a boring Q like u were wondering when u wud hear from her? Like u were really wishing n praying she contacts u ? Instead of d other way round?

If u didn't ignore her but kept callin n complimentin like an helfa on heat, did u think she wud ever call u?


While u r wasting ur Time with that tiny tin that probably doesn't know how to wash her panties( yea , som don't) other r rolling reel with 3-6 hawt ones.


U know Why she doesnt cal? Cos u r Super boring to chat / talk to.

U don't need advise, rather , u need to learn how to keep convo lively n make her always wano chat or talk to u.

D answers u seek r in the pages, go tru them.

If u don't apply the skills u r learning here now, u wud soon lose her!
#fact

Like i have said before, the best neutral ground for physical plays is tru CHATS and CALLS!

Stop doing what every other guy out there is doing: always wanting to invite them over to your place after meeting her! that is so PREDICTABLE, BORING and impacts your game Negatively.

SENSE PILL 31: Just like Successful people think outside the box, you have to do same to get great game! Always hate what the generality of guys do wen with fine ladies! Do something different and u become dah ladies' goD

Long Time itz been here!

inbox So full...........

Lets kindly post our questions here so that others can learn from it too and also reduce my work load (only do me a mail if it is a verrryyyyy private one. )

for those that asked questions on here, kindly repost them again, i wud respond to them all.

My joy is that guys are getting their balls back, so many getting laid, confidence growing as a lota guys are meeting complete packages that they were aforetime scared of.

Do kindly share Ur Hit Stories

I'm Back for real now and we roll


Getting Physical:

Common tooth pick u haven't been able to produce yet u say ND have nothing to offer? Wow , lai mhamed v2

I laugh in swahili


Did u hear prices of oil just went up in the international market cos of d activities of Niger Delta Avengers?

Sure , ND has nothing to offer, wait until October if their demands r not met, let's see how u wud fund ur padded budget of cwaruption

jennyff:
be like say the op HARDON don tire for this thread, him neva finish the lectures

If u shoulder 1/4th of my responsibilities, u wud appreciate d sacrifice i make everyday to update this thread

Nonetheless, I don't show up if I can't step up.

I like been a man of my words because in my world , that is ur only bargaining chip, not assets

HARDDON:
Thank you!
Of a truth most questions have been answered in these pages

Im looking for way to catalog them for easy access n navigation , Maybe Rocktation or Farano cud help instruct that virus like anti Biatch Bot to hold its horse from banning n hiding d thread when I DL alota linkz

But itz kul anyways cos some inspire me into terrains .....

eldav:
all these people asking questions, your answers are already available. just read from page 0. don't make Harddon's work more tedious.

Thank you!
Of a truth most questions have been answered in these pages

Im looking for way to catalog them for easy access n navigation , Maybe Rocktation or Farano cud help instruct that virus like anti Biatch Bot to hold its horse from banning n hiding d thread when I DL alota linkz

Luckylife:
Imagine ! The southern should show statesmanship while your bloody thirsty herdsmen killers should show their killingship abi? Thunder fire all your herdsmen and their sponsors killing innocent victims.

All these while their brothers killing, they didn't come out to conderm them but immediately Fayose enacted a law against them, they crying wolf?

Now I see that ,just like dier brother in aso rock, they value their cattle's more than human lives

kratosonofzeus:
if I were u I would hav let her knew I loved her......u c diz game ure playn it has hapned to me b4. ..I tout diz girl loved me ,she love coming to my ouz by nite...we usually say nasty tins.....wen I decided to make a move d girl tell her friends dt I wantd to rape her ......sinc dn I wil first confess my love for then if d girl accept that means evry other damn tins are possible
(Inshort) that girl may not like you o

Dude, u crack me up@bolded!
That a gurl comes to ur house @ night doesnt mean she wants u! : maybe ur room is comfortable , maybe its the cable or AC she is enjoying, maybe its the movie collection on ur system , maybe itz d woofer or maybe itz the fud entertainment !
I know ur guys must have advised u to go for her that she must be wanting u huh? N u did , probably almost forced her too.

Women are illogical, u can never read them straight by what they say or do.

U rather look out for their body language.... N place some talk test across b4 u can be darn certain, even when u r, u still have to take one step forward , two steps back. U also hv to be sassy and funny to warm ur way in.

Btw, since u have been confessing love, how many games have u gotten?
Kindly tell us

Deshannel:
Met this gurl after she broke up with her bf, we spent a week of erotic nights sleeping on the same sheet, i helped her overcome her hrtbreak but couldnt date her, she wanted me to leave my gf, but i didnt trust her enough to commit. S o i decided we should be friends dispite what has happened btw us.
she travel out of the state to Ph were shes based for two weeks and when she came back to the compound, i noticed she stoped her closure to me gradually, and i must confess i did miss her kisses and touches. I tried pretending i was cool with been just friends but really longed for her. Not until i checked her room one evning and found a matured guy in singlet..i smiled cockily and left feeling bad inside, she noticed and rushed to my room asking why i was angry with her. That the guy was just introduced to her by a friend, he was only taking them out for he night, she says she wud be back d next day to spend it with me, so i could tell her everything i had in mind but i angrily refused telling her i wasnt an idiot, she tried kissing me but i waved her off, she then said if she didnt care about me she wouldnt come looking for me. She left that night, n didnt come back. the next night while i was out reconciling with my gf, she called wanting to see me as late as 10:30. My gf told me to pick since i told her the caller was just a friend.
I told her i was sleeping and refused to tell her were i was. I went back to my compound n called her to see me since i was now available, she never came and traveled to PH that day.
I couldnt believe i was having feelings for a girl i wasnt supposed to date. I wanted her in my life, i was so confused as to y i was feeling bad. I called her twice since then to explain my anger on the way she left and that i still want he r. She appologized and asked of my gf. We dont chat on whatapp anymore and she hasnt returned my call for a week now.

@1st bolded, that was where u got it all wrong! They take it as an insult when , after u lay them, u go telling em u want friendship , meaning u friend zoning them! If u wanted friendship, why did u eat apple?

Gee, what u had is nothing but a rebound session, and luckily, u were there just @ the right time to tap in n milk for a week!

When she brought up breaking with ur gf talk, I know it must have thrown u off balance n u cudnt just think straight buh blurred out friendship.

When she said that, this is how u shld have responded:
" wow, slow gurl, u r moving too fast, unless ofcos u wano pay my groom price tommorow ! I can even break up with her now!"

see? Itz cocky, itz funy n it deflect n douse d crazy tension she try to hit chu with.

Do let us get this straight, u mean u didnt cover ur tracks when u were eating appl for a week? Bae cut u? And u told bae she is just a friend? And u even went as far as lying to her infronta bae? Common gee!

U is a weak baller ,

Now check d mess, bae got hurt , bae left, u rushed home to see if u can prosecute the new one, new one gone! U lost both ways that night!


Ur rsponse to the bae question caused that ! She just wano let u be, so u can enjoy bae

Bodmas94:
Thanks harddon for the tips on how to make the alleged virgin beg for sex. As for the one liner girl on whatsapp, i have blocked her. I told her i was fed up with the ok answers she gives almost every time and that if she is still interested in our friendship, she should call me. Waiting for her call. And guess what? When she calls i am not going to pick her call for as long as she calls until i see a level of seriousness. After all, i believe a girl who acts such manner does not deserve my time. There are hundreds out there on campus who will be hoping to share a second of my time. Thanks for showing me how to have BALLS. If i have to mention what i have gained in most thread on nairaland, yours would be number one. Keep rolling on the tips. God bless you my brother from another mother.

, standing ovation people , boss balling tru with his Balls!



But i still got to whoop u!
Msg u sent was weak! U r tired? Like she frustrated u into giving up? And friendship? Whoever does that?

Infact, from this day, learn to correct gurls when they call u friend, tell them u ain't that cheap. Tell them friendship talks are for kids @ their mother's breasts.
Tell her u r too big to be her friend
Tell her, u r rather here to school her in the act of flows...in d rhyme zone. Yes, I know, confuse her.

I can bet u she might never call!
arrrh!!!!! Dude!

Some1 been playing on ur emotions with monosyllabic answers or no answers @ all, who told u , u cant jolt her to reality with some heavy thunder bolt? Have u last laugh as u block her?

But ehmm, I blame u gee, I always blame guys when things like this happen : if u steam the chat off from d beginning , no gurl can resist ur chat charm!
Infact , they wud always be the one to chat u up....
Cos its refreshing chatting with u!

U make her laugh as u burst her balls like a lover, u teach her alot like ur younger one, u advise her like ur a councillor and make Luv to her on phone like a baller shld. Tell me how she can resist ya ! ?

jennyff:
Nice job Steve Harvey HARDON.

For the record, I am male, forget the moniker.

when i stumble on this thread, i took time digest all so far and today, opportunity to practice presents itself. So here goes

there is this girl we've been together for a while, know she loves me and i love her too but I havent tell her i love her, we chat, exchange calls and all. And shs got a boyfriend, yea she told me so and i told her i have a girl too.

there was a time the heat, attraction was much btween us, constant calls and chats but mehn, when i read this thread, I understand, I was fu.c.k.ing BALL.LESS.

Now, the chemistry is not much though we exchange calls at times.

Now to what happen today.

I called her today in the morning, of course, after digesting this thread, feeling one kind schwazzeneger, but she didnt pick.

I was determined to practice on her so I call again the evening.

she picked and I heard a noisy background, she said she will call me pls, so i hung up, I know every way it turns out, theres is a strategy from MANHOOD HARDON to deal with it. So I chill

Around 9:30pm, she flashed, the hardon strategies rush to my mind again, was thinking to use jeolousy of saying the phone dey wit my classmate and she laffed that my girl no fit call me.

but I opt for showing disappointmnt,

so I sent her text thus, Can't believe it is now u r calling me, I called since and twice today

Next thing I see, shes calling, phone rang taya com cut I didnt pick

she gave like 5 mins then called again, it rang taya, I didnt pick

next thing I saw a text that she is sorry, they went for her brothers graduation dinner and begging twice that i should forgive her.

Feeling fly now but i didnt call back, nothing

now i want you to advice on how to keep the fire burning and i know if didnt call tomorow, she will call.

should i pick when she call? what do i tell her, I want to dorminate this girl, make her follow, obey and love me. thanks

very funny dude @ Harvey flow.

First Observation :
Ballers never show Disappointments no matter d circumstances ( we have too many hawt gurls on our rock roll that the gimmicks n missing out of one, is an opportunity for another! Have u ever considered how a king with five wives feels when one is forming Don j with her honey pot? Well, he just waves her off n call the next in line! See ? Boss Ball
This is why u should meet them daily . make it a lifestyle ....just meet ladies and as u hone ur skills futher,, u get to have standards n get selective. )

We rather make them feel like they missed out on a very Big deal. Big fun deal. Big Biz deal, Big Outing Deal....Big Gift Deal. Spin a line with these


"Oh where cud this woman be , this is gono fly her! " ( stroke up the heat of anticipation n curiousness


Swell up their anticipation n watch them rush to call u


Nice one gee! Gud to see u have urself under control. While other guys wud have rushed to pick cos some dame calling, u sip ur chill juice n watch her run rings!

U r forming angry , ain't u? Lol.
U got to let go now, though it worked now, might not work every time. B4 she says u Sulk! Wake up and take that call like a C0ck.

I am no magician gee, no magic wand, all I got is some male pride ganished with a well mixed witty n funny. that sounds weird to the lay man's mind but gets rocking in the ears of all them twinky-winkies

Itz all iv got n all I give , so use them to keep Her if u so suit......

Next time she calls: ignore the fact that she has been calling, no apologies , no explanations, ignore the fact u sent any msg, just hang on to her apology text and say:

" hi, nah, this phone apology is not accepted, u wud take me out to a kul spot on Friday, then I might give u a proper chance to do Justin Berber ( say u sorry) . cos I just wasted my money because of u ) " then before she responds, tell her to hang on , u got a call coming tru n cut d call. Don't call back.... The new u, got no time, he is too busy attending to clients

Or say:

martoz:
hey boss,I went out today took some action and approached 3different set,Aldo none leads to number,so sad,wel m still hapi I took action..xo I wana ask I do u go about approaching walking set both one set and group set,how do use ur cok nd funny to get dem attracted or its not normal approaching a walking set or street ,cos most of ma frends to tel me it doesn't mk sense approaching walking set...Aldo hv some success wit dem,aldo its a little sucess...

Nice u gave it a go! Keep honing ur skills for a practiced hunter wud miss some great kills b4 he masters his act of snipping

Btw,
U must learn to crawl b4 u fly......
For now, hone ur skills with stationary targets , those u know aint going anywhere soon. For u need lota skills to get one moving solo let alone in a group! Takes alota skills.

Ladies Confusion n Confession From FB:

When He came to me for a relationship I said No, He begged me and asked me to trust him but I rejected him, He calls me almost every minute just to give him a chance but I refuse n asked him to stop calling me. But something happened, immediately He stopped calling me I began to miss Him,right now am dying in pains I have called his phone,sent Him messages on facebook Whatsup and even imo but no response from him pls could this be love or am mine been a too forward ? No insult pls

Bodmas94:
Did you get my clarification on the uncle issue. And the lines to spin when a girl says she is a virgin and how to deal with one liner girls on whatsapp

I don't still bliv d uncle issue. All u know about that said uncle, is what she told u. Period. Uve never seen him even if u hv....
N how can u allow some1 to call u, talking nonstop for 3mins, not letting u say anything, u listen to his gabbage, n he cuts d call?

I wud cut the call on him 30secs into d talk.
Bottom line is: learn to grow some balls! N any1 that wants respect from u, shld earn it.

I've given d lines to Virgin talks, scroll up d page. I was quoting myself not u.


How can a gurl be giving u one liners, monosylables n u still leave her on ur list? While she is having an erotic chat with some baller , sending her nudes n all? Have u seen how gurl can just do without tapping on their phones? Who r they chatting with? Spirits?

I wud hv sent a stinger , blocked her a33 she cant respond, n deleted her!

No time dude,


SENSE PILL24: Never attach too much importance to any gurl because that very one u r dying for, is been treated like trash by another guy!

martoz:
in fact m really falling for did ur cocky and funny lines,don't knw wu does dis better BTW u and david deangelo,hv kind of cocky buh don't know he to spark wit funny as u do...abeg give some examples of dis word DAT can mk ha wet wen we chat and call..I tink DAT wot i rily mid most n ma game,PHONE GAME AND CHAT GAME

I've answered this question b4 Btw page 10-13 in getting physical . please read up

@ bodmas94, hope uve read these pages n u now know y u don't have to tell a gurl ur intentionz or woo her.... Infact ur experience is a great teacher

Instead of it drawing them close, it actually drives them off or they magazone u

SeunWedsLinda:
Thanks boss. I must say this write up retrieved my balls.......

She keeps calling repeatedly but I ignore them......
Honestly if I never came across this thread, I'd have called back long ago..... Thank goodness I did come across it.... I'm erasing every trait of niceness..... Not gonna pick her call.....

Never knew I've been SO NICE all these while.... My bad

oh , she's callin already? That was quick.... Told u she wud soon start calling......next move, is apology messages.... So u wud pick her calls. Don't u fall for it! She wud plead, cry , swear n promise, don't u yield. She wud even tell u to just pick once even if u don't want to have anything to do with her again,that she just want to ask u to forgive her so her mind can be @ rest, don't bother!
I am telling u all these so that u wud prepare ur mind.

next we want to hear gist about ur new catch......

lovingT:
Shey u know that God is watching you. If he doesn't answer your prayers anymore don't complain oh. Just break up with her now man.

Funny thing is, he might just get married to her !

Have u seen where a guy rehease for 3 weeks the line he wud use to woo a gurl but brain freeze when she shows up?

He has been f'king her roughly obviously .....

This goes to confirm the Bible Verse: a man's heart is desperately wicked , who can fathom it.

Op, I wudnt advise u not to do ur wish,

But do know that life is nothing but a lil breath! N d small change u think u have now was brought about by divine Providence

Ouch!

Mother of all knock outs!


S1 puleeez call 911!

#gurlsladown#irepeatgurlsladown!

Mimimaidservice:
i like shy guys or nerds once i know he is interested in me and I LIKE HIM, i will help the process out by being extra friendly and making him comfortable....

i think its sexy (Shy guys)

it means they are not overly smart and open eyed and wont be hollering up all the heffers on the street.

but my advice to them shy dudes... try the ones in your league!

Oh sexy heavens!

Ladies have league?

SirWere:
It's a brain freeze naw........


All the topic he planned to bring up just disappeared from his brain

Help on my my signature!

SeunWedsLinda:
do you mean I should wait 3 days max before I call her back? What about 2?



......... Following your orders Sir

U don't just get it do u?

How many days has she kept u hoping she picked ur call? Reply ur messages?
What can wash the insult of her telling u to come to her place , kept u @ d gate like a duck calling , while she is bleeping another guy, away?

What can pay for the emotional trauma she put u tru?
How can u let a tiny thing go manulipulating u like u r a dj's jockey ? I want u to get angry! This ur wack niceness is just stewpid!
Don't u think? she got ur balls n urs brains too?? This is some1 that has been ignoring ur calls n msgs. U stopped calling because I advised u to move on with ur life n because she noticed u stopped, got around and cudnt even afford to call nor msg but go beeping! What sorta cheap gurl r u even rollin wit?


Dude, get this straight, for all we know, u had deleted her number , meaning u have moved on with ur life! Do that and start meeting other gurls, infact u have a week to find a hawt gurl n make her fall in Luv b4 this Dom Dom comes knocking on ur door!

Don't spoil our movie, U wud never call her again nor take her callz, no contact whatsoever! Avoid her like plague. Yea I know its hard, but bliv me, it is the only way to get her back n correct all ur past ways . get back ur balls!
If ever u get together with her again after punishing her , she wud forget all ur past nice ways n appreciate who got the balls n dah guts!