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HARDDON:
Wow, dude! Ur para got no rival! Lol block n delete? Same time?

Very Nice ..... !

Bliv me, she wud call u soon to ask if u blocked her.
Ask her : " have u given me any reason to recently?" When she goes on about trying to send u a msg and itz saying bla bla bla....

u exclaim " oh , it must be my anti BS Bot : u see, it screens n blocks responses like "k, kk, sup n d likes. It also blocks friends who have contacted me for a specific period of time and random people that just go sending messages, unfortunately, It has a mind of its own, as it stands, u have to call if u want to contact me now till it releases u".


Forget LG,

Life is Soft! LS

Btw dude, dude, u cant divorce witty n funny, it makes u sound up like a jack a33 ( Jerk) .....witty is the hit, funny is the soothening effect. One without the other is terrible. Have u read the stories of rats eating human legs @ night? It has it that when rats go eating underneath ur feet while u r sleeping, they soothe the effect by blowing on it kul breeze.

They chew at it a bit, then blow the kul air and the process repeats its self. They blow the kul air so their chewing on ur leg, doesn't wake u........

Don't know how true, but that is the story.

So that is same principle u deploy when with ladies, burst their balls( chew) garnish with funny(blow kul air)

She was kinda annoyed wen u told her u didn't like her pixz. U shld know that b4 a lady uses a pix on her dp, her praise singers( nice wussbag guys) wud have told her she was hawt, sexy, homely or some other wacky praise they sing.... She wants more praise by putting it up there but here u came bursting her pseudo ego castle!


don't ever go that direct again unless ofcos the one that u have so killed with attraction that no matter what u say or do, she just laugh over it.

Instead, tell her " this ur dp is extra special but I have seen way beta pixs of u, what happens to those ones?


Or say : is ur monthly sister around? If she ask why? U say: this dp looks like she is around.!"

See? She wud naturally change it without u saying any other word.

If men knew their way with words around women, they wud even blow oloshos for free! I'm not saying I've tried it ohh. Hahaha


On a serious note guys , avoid these kinda gurls no matter what if u wano really build up ur self in this terrain ! Lions don't eat dead meat. Where is the challenge if u can just walk in, pay , do n walk out! What sorts of life is that?

Avoid cheap fud Yuck!
Go after ur meat like the lion.

As u grow, u got to have standards and any Lady that don't meet those high standards, isnt worth it, u FRIENDZONE them and use them as target practice

Yea, Boss Ball!

HARDDON:
F'ing Gud? That sounds like one of them epic lines I get a lot from them ladies after a crazy hawt round !

Wow, dude! Ur para got no rival! Lol block n delete? Same time?

Very Nice ..... !

Bliv me, she wud call u soon to ask if u blocked her.
Ask her : " have u given me any reason to recently?" When she goes on about trying to send u a msg and itz saying bla bla bla....

u exclaim " oh , it must be my anti BS Bot : u see, it screens n blocks responses like "k, kk, sup n d likes. It also blocks friends who have contacted me for a specific period of time and random people that just go sending messages, unfortunately, It has a mind of its own, as it stands, u have to call if u want to contact me now till it releases u".


Forget LG,

Life is Soft! LS

NLjona:
Lawwwddd!!! you are sooo fucking good!!!
thanks for the new updates...

i was chatting with that girl last night...we were talking well.. i hit her wit like 2 bombs then
after telling her I didn't like her pics for some reasons(which was cute) .. she hit me with the dreaded "kk" "yh".. i was madly mad!!... usually if a girl gimme that line.. i stop chat impromptu till fuda notice or till she restarts the chat... but this girl case was diff rent.. i just had to block and delete her..

good thing is that i still got more fishes(girls) waiting to be fried ..

F'ing Gud? That sounds like one of them epic lines I get a lot after a crazy hawt round!

HARDDON:
Kul places u can go( spot with pool, tranquill place with Kul songs , so u can talk a bit while having dinner, don't u ever forget cocky/funny, they brought u this far n can keep u going.... I notice Nwobi/ishi ewu joints , point n kill joints n some lounge, have such serene environment. After dinner, u go Wil wild west n hit some clubs n dance it out! Never be afraid to hold her while dancing, infact, u can start d tune up from there...( u must not drink to much) u don't want her supporting u after, u shld be the one supporting her.

The beauty of this thing is: u guys r usually gono come late so its just natural u place is home that night.

When home, because all barriers hv bin broken during d chats/call session, some might be comfortable having a lil shower with u, if not , show her d test room, play some sounds she likes while she is having her bath.

HARDDON:
Wen u do decide u really wano do this, I usually fix dates on Fridays so no matter how knocked out I become sat, I can sleep lil b4 I back off to work. U shld too so u have enough time to kiss n cuddle.

I like spots with pool, pool bonds, its a very cheap way to see tru a lil first. Set d mood. Have u seen a 40DD( i know some of u be wonderin what this is, go figure! ) sexy tall fair lady on swim suit b4? Ho LA LA

Kul places u can go( spot with pool, tranquill place with Kul songs , so u can talk a bit while having dinner, don't u ever forget sassy/funny, they brought u this far n can keep u going.... I notice Nwobi/ishi ewu joints , point n kill joints n some lounge, have such serene environment. After dinner, u go Wil wild west n hit some clubs ( u must not drink to much) u don't want her supporting u after, u shld be the one supporting her.

The beauty of this thing is: u guys r usually gono come late so its just natural u place is home that night.

HARDDON:
When To Go Out On First Date:

If u follow the previous drill, u wud naturally know wen to set the first date:

Sometimes, I usually , as a habit set up a date, then 15 mins to d time, I send a msg..... or I even blank them till they r fully set( fullh dressed, all made up, wet n wavy , sleek n sexy, toned n tanned) waiting for my call, wen it doesn't come tru, they'd usually call to ask where r u? Hope u haven't forgotten our date?

1)

If Im feeling generous, id send her a msg like this to cancel.

" yea I know u can't wait to lay those ur filthy hands on me....I can even percieve d fragrance of d new hair u just made for this occation, But unfortunately, Something came up .... Work... As I'm sending this now, we r on our way to airport to catch a flight....stay up, I'd call wen we touch down . Miss me much huh? "

Send it, she wud call immediately , don't pick no matter how many times ,wait for like 30 mins, then switch off ur phone...... U get the Jeck? anticipation!

2)
If u are not feeling in the mood, return from work, freshen up, Kul sounds filtering d background, call ur regular to come share ur space n just blank d new one wit d wacky date u set up,

The time wud come n she wud start calling to know where u r, u can blank d first 3 calls, then pick d fourth one....anticipation ..... She is gono start by asking hope u haven't forgotten our date, where r u? Just scream oh jeez! We have to reschedule.....I'm with uncle right now, he called me inpromptu, there is dis contract we'be been on n it just came tru.......I'd call u soon"

Flake out ! Gurl don't have the sole right to flake, u czn too! N it feels great!

Wen u do decide u really wano do this, I usually fix dates on Fridays so no matter how knocked out I become sat, I can sleep lil b4 I back off to work. U shld too so u have enough time to kiss n cuddle.

I like spots with pool, pool bonds, its a very cheap way to see tru a lil first. Set d mood. Have u seen a 40DD( i know some of u be wonderin what this is, go figure! ) sexy tall fair lady on swim suit b4? Ho LA LA

HARDDON:
As a learner growing, I developed this saying to help me overcome d the tension n probable intimacy rejection ,. It works perfectly !

Here it is :

SENSE PILL 19: If you can make love to a gurl expertly on phone/chat, getting her laid physically is nothing but a mere formality .

infact she wud literally beg to see u. N u must form busy for a while , tuning her up a great deal, making her wait, anticipate , attracted n gutted!
The day she sees u, may u not be caught wearin an expensive cloths, she might just rip them to shred from urgency!

When To Go Out On First Date:

If u follow the previous drill, u wud naturally know wen to set the first date:

Sometimes, I usually , as a habit set up a date, then 15 mins to d time, I send a msg..... or I even blank them till they r fully set( fullh dressed, all made up, wet n wavy , sleek n sexy, toned n tanned) waiting for my call, wen it doesn't come tru, they'd usually call to ask where r u? Hope u haven't forgotten our date?

1)

If Im feeling generous, id send her a msg like this to cancel.

" yea I know u can't wait to lay those ur filthy hands on me....I can even percieve d fragrance of d new hair u just made for this occation, But unfortunately, Something came up .... Work... As I'm sending this now, we r on our way to airport to catch a flight....stay up, I'd call wen we touch down . Miss me much huh? "

Send it, she wud call immediately , don't pick no matter how many times ,wait for like 30 mins, then switch off ur phone...... U get the Jeck? anticipation!

2)
If u are not feeling in the mood, return from work, freshen up, Kul sounds filtering d background, call ur regular to come share ur space n just blank d new one wit d wacky date u set up,

The time wud come n she wud start calling to know where u r, u can blank d first 3 calls, then pick d fourth one....anticipation ..... She is gono start by asking hope u haven't forgotten our date, where r u? Just scream oh jeez! We have to reschedule.....I'm with uncle right now, he called me inpromptu, there is dis contract we'be been on n it just came tru.......I'd call u soon"

Flake out ! Gurl don't have the sole right to flake, u czn too! N it feels great!

HARDDON:
Never rush to call a gurl, never rush to set up a date rather , try to totally break her defenses n hit her with attractive snowballs every time tru chats n over the phone( while @ it , don't get clingy, always be the first to call it off n end d call) always end d chat . do these while d ovation is loudest. Just go ....

Not until u can maintain the flow of sassy / funny maneuvers , never stay on d phone/chat too long. It makes u lose steam n u begin to ask d boring questions....

Plan what u wud flesh d convo around n hv killer punch lines ready, burst her balls , wen she is laughing so hard, tell her: gtg now, other ladies r waiting . u mustn't b selfish.

As a learner growing, I developed this saying to help me overcome d the tension n probable intimacy rejection ,. It works perfectly !

Here it is :

SENSE PILL 19: If you can make love to a gurl expertly on phone/chat, getting her laid physically is nothing but a mere formality .

infact she wud literally beg to see u. N u must form busy for a while , tuning her up a great deal, making her wait, anticipate , attracted n gutted!
The day she sees u, may u not be caught wearin an expensive cloths, she might just rip them to shred from urgency!

HARDDON:
FIRST CALL FOR WHAT N HOW LONG:

When u do call, keep the cocky n funny well tuned up!

Say things like: hi, hope u got home safely the other day? Was worried when I left u staggering from laughter like a drunkard.


Or, say : hi, secret admirer, u sound so api hearing from me, u must hv missed me so much! Well , I want to give u an opportunity of taking me out so I can make up my mind if I like u.... Call me Fri 7pm to chk if I'd still be able to make it.


Or , :

Never rush to call a gurl, never rush to set up a date rather , try to totally break her defenses n hit her with attractive snowballs every time tru chats n over the phone( while @ it , don't get clingy, always be the first to call it off n end d call) always end d chat . do these while d ovation is loudest. Just go ....

Not until u can maintain the flow of sassy / funny maneuvers , never stay on d phone/chat too long. It makes u lose steam n u begin to ask d boring questions....

Plan what u wud flesh d convo around n hv killer punch lines ready, burst her balls , wen she is laughing so hard, tell her: gtg now, other ladies r waiting . u mustn't b selfish.

dsypha:
How do i fix it bro?

There is nothing to fix here. Save urself the stress. Learn from d experience n move on.
Ignore her totally, block her on whatsapp.

There is a remote chance she wud ever can, but if she does , ignore her totally . if ever she comes around, tell her u r done. Dont u just excitedly welcome her back!
Put her on hold , tell her this is working n ubgave up on it long time ago......while @ it, meet others



Try n read up all dese pages , absorb them n make them part of ur life, go out there n use them to meet ladies, hopefully, u wudnt screw d next one up

dsypha:
Mine is tough. I recently got into a relationship.. she was very crazy bout me at first... calls regurlarly, etc. We were cool... but recently there have been lapses from her side. She doesnt call, and wen i cal she doesnt pick n dont cal me bak, and no valuable reason why. And she swears she stil likes me that tins are a little loose for her at the moment.. she's really unpredictable. The last time she visited me ws d second time since we started dating.. she ws d one dt went for d kiss sef. We just lay on the bed n did body touching..m nothing more.. but am not just sure about her attitude. I hv decided to give her a break. I decided since yesterday dt i wont be d one to do the next call or msg. If she doesnt cal me i will just lock up. She seems to b getting tired of the whole stuff... i dont do txt messages. Jus call n whatsapp.. n she hasnt hailed me on whatsapp either... pls wt do u tink? Did i take d right step by decidin to give her time? Or should i keep on calling? Please help me.. i cant really focus on anything else. All i do is think of her. I really love her

The last bolded spoilt everything for u ! Sorry gee. I think she got herself another right now. Something got her attention gee n u caused it all by not knowing the rules of this lane. U drove her off.

Hit ur self with a pitch book n I so mean it right now!


U must hv gotten clingy n needy in d process cos Luv or shld I say d1ck , got d better of u n instead thinking wit ur head, u were thinking wit ur d1ck . n telling her sweet nonesense. Boring!


She is not unpredictable, u were d one that became predicable .


......she was d one that went for the kissing? N u guys thereafter did body touchin?( please educate us, what is body touching? ) n that was all?

Some1 does not know the first thing to do wen with a woman? Is that right? U don't even know how to kiss?
U r really super Boring n naive .


She's gone dude, gone to look for another that knows his onion unlike u

Wake up n move on........ The more u call or text, the more annoying n very cheap/wussy u get.

For all itz worth. , I'd advise u to just forget everything about her.
it is very unlikely she wud ever call u again anyways.
Unless ofcos u start meeting n dating other hawt girls.....
Jelosy is the only thing that can bring her back .

DaudaAbu:
Guy have you read this e-book


The game; penetrating the secret society of pick up artist by Neil Strauss

Thank me later......

Keep up the good job of de-hussing guys and giving them game

Mmmmm, got it downloaded, wud go tru it soon!
If it isn't worth d stress, I wud hv ur balls for keeps

Btw, tell us ur tale . whatz d worse u ever done

KashyBaby:
Royal robes? I like that word... sounds enticing...if only jm a guy, I wudnt think twice to click that link...

U ain't a guy? What r u doing with b1tches n Rozay then?

Yea, now u need to think twice if not, u wud ball in there n come out with 4 balls with a huge sasauge rod inbtw n forget u ever had a h0le somewhere !
#ouch!

lilnovak:
Hey everyone love the work you guys are doing here i have been following this post for some time now and i must say its good stuff. But there is one things i would like to ask how can a guy over come shyness. I have had a lot of opportunity's to meet cute girls but i don't just have the balls to talk to them. I have never had an intimate relationship with a girl but i would love to. Hope you guys can help a brother out here.

Nice is bad. Nice sucks. Nice deballs. Nice turns u to a woman wrapper . nice makes u put down urself to please tiny girls. Nice makes u lose respect. Nice ultimately makes U a Woman! Cos they were created to be nice, to care, to cuddle , we weren't

Have u seen a lion ruling its domain? He moves around d territory leaving its aura n fume on d grasses and roars every night to warn off juveniles who might wano trespass n have a dig into the lioness.

N its ready to fight to death if an intruder dares
Nothing nice about these!

So if an animal cud have balls, what excuse have u to be shy n nice n balless?

Read up all the pages, the answers u seek lies therein.

Btw, best way, is to start making friends. Forget dating for now, just make friends. N build ur confidence first .

HARDDON:
PI.MP pimping
Boss Balling
Guts dropping


n we just begun!

U holding ur sway n swag gee, keep @ it .....


A few points to touch up:

When a Lady ask who r u, never make it easy for her....

Let me whisper something to u Off the records , cos I'm not one to brag about moments with these soft beings called ladies:

I cud make a lady talk about all her history n any ish she's done ......n she might not have a clue about me!
I have had soft passionate moments with some of these sweet beings without them knowing my name , only to wake up from the drousing effect of the euphoric moment n tel me:

can't bliv we just did that n I dont even know ur name!

Or those that ain too sure if I told them say: what did u say ur name was again? ( now if a lady ask u this after giving her heat, just know that u need not bother urself : she wud prepare meals from home n bring to u anywhere, clean after u, wash ur close, spend her money on u and generally wano be there as long as u just blow her mind off every time with horizontal tangling! Even if u cheat on them, most wud keep coming back for the koko.....




I have told u earlier , Always deflect the question from u to her !

NB: Have u ever seen where an interviewee , interviews the interviewer? See? U r the intrviewer, she is the interviewee, her aim is to impress u, n she naturally should be under tension( attraction)
That is the boss balls!


SENSE PILL 17: HAVE THE INTERVIEWER'S MENTALITY WHEN U MEET A NEW ONE. IF SHE DOENST IMPRESS U, MOVE ON TO THE NXT IN LINE.

Next time if a lady ask who u r after saying hi,

Form Vex and with a edge to ur tone, ask her this: what an anathema , how many bfs do u have that u can't remember who I am nor pick my voice tone?
I know my voice sounds richer now but that doesnt mean my own gf shldnt be able to pick it....

Wen u roll like this, u r trying to achieve two things : if she has a guy( though ballers don't bother about this most times) and secondly, put her on edge...suspense !

She wud start racking her brain for any one night stand she might have had, or some long lost lover some where( never make it easy for them)

NLjona:
lemme screenshot it...
how did I do and pls advice me on the next steps to take

PI.MP pimping
Boss Balling
Guts dropping


n we just begun!

U holding ur sway n swag gee, keep @ it .....


A few points to touch up:

When a Lady ask who r u, never make it easy for her....

Let me whisper something to u Off the records , cos I'm not one to brag about moments with these soft beings called ladies:

I cud make a lady talk about all her history n any ish she's done ......n she might not have a clue about me!
I have had soft passionate moments with some of these sweet beings without them knowing my name , only to wake up from the drousing effect of the euphoric moment n tel me:

can't bliv we just did that n I dont even know ur name!

Or those that ain too sure if I told them say: what did u say ur name was again? ( now if a lady ask u this after giving her heat, just know that u need not bother urself : she wud prepare meals from home n bring to u anywhere, clean after u, wash ur close, spend her money on u and generally wano be there as long as u just blow her mind off every time with horizontal tangling! Even if u cheat on them, most wud keep coming back for the koko.....




I have told u earlier , Always deflect the question from u to her !

NB: Have u ever seen where an interviewee , interviews the interviewer? See? U r the intrviewer, she is the interviewee, her aim is to impress u, n she naturally should be under tension( attraction)
That is the boss balls!


SENSE PILL 17: HAVE THE INTERVIEWER'S MENTALITY WHEN U MEET A NEW ONE. IF SHE DOENST IMPRESS U, MOVE ON TO THE NXT IN LINE.

[quote author=Joyce28 post=45707647]Why fvck? [/ quote]





Its amazing a thing, Social Network is, making people wear pseudo raw armors .

Its only one place I hear gurls pronounce that F word boldly like this.....

Guess where

KashyBaby:
I am so disgusted to read stories like this...

Why some peeps will ask money to the person they juz met, as if they have a joint account ...

I mean anyone that does all this shii has no shame at all!

U know how it goes , maga things ...this guy is just one smart one out of a million..... Infinitesimal

Magas, mugus wud keep getting born by the second cos their third legs rules their lives


This is why I tell every guy to visit d thread on my signature n learn d royal robes

OZAOEKPE:
boooooohari wan beg, taught they said the new 'sheriff' is in town

If I was GEJ, I wudnt move a muscle , step an inch.

He who had ache visits d hospital.

Let him come down to d creek, pay consultation fees, b4 we can talk .

He be thinking force get any thing done in this age n time

HARDDON:
Make sure u burst her balls, make fun of her hair, shoe, body anything, draw laughter from her make up , any other thing in a cocky way.... I know this sounds weird , having to burst ur new date's balls, making fun of her, yea, it is unthinkable , sure we know, don't just think about it, just do it!

It sends the msg of ur been in control n not like every other guy that wud be striving to impress her.

THIS IS WHAT AWAKEN ATTRACTION IN HER N make her wano literally clinng unto uu!

NB:

I am not an advocate of expensive dinner( nor im i agaisnt it) wen u can cook her a gud meal that she wud even appreciate more.

I am not an advocate of sleeping with a lady on a first date( though my record stand @ 30mins from meeting to melting! Hope u didn't fathom that. ) .

we wud get to explain that soon n tell u about experts' exemption

I am not one to preach forcing a lady to sleeping with u or raping her! Only savages do that .

if u know ur game, they wud naturally come at u n beg for but just d cap to lick off a Lil wetness !





If u must go out/spend, do it like a man n not a boy on HEAT!

hope u understand that .

HARDDON:
Well , glad people r getting game while I'm getting fame,

They r getting laid while I'm getting names


Dude, dude , get this straight: never try to impress a lady new or not . learn to live ur life whether she is there or not.

This is what makes u different n in effect, attracts them . They r just too used to guys kissing up to them n trying too hard to impress them n even though it gets boring, they lead u on to keep goofing .

The moment u shoe them j r into them so much, it get very hard to lead them. But if u learn to control ur emotions n just live ur life , they wud be all over u


SENSE PILL 17: INSTEAD OF TRYING TO IMPRESS A LADY, LEAN BACK N LET THEM IMPRESS U!



To ur Question,

SENSE PILL 18: the fear of u trying not to mess things up, is the beginning of u actually messing things up!
Learn to njoy moments instead of been frigit from error fright .

Funny thing is women know wen u r trying not to mess things up, instead of u been in that position, shift it to her. Take charge

Make sure u burst her balls, make fun of her hair, shoe, body anything, draw laughter from her make up , any other thing in a cocky way.... I know this sounds weird , having to burst ur new date's balls, making fun of her, yea, it is unthinkable , sure we know, don't just think about it, just do it!

It sends the msg of ur been in control n not like every other guy that wud be striving to impress her.

THIS IS WHAT AWAKEN ATTRACTION IN HER N make her wano literally clinng unto uu!

austino2018:
OP u re d bomb,really learnt a whole lot.OP planning on going out on a first date dis weekend wit my new bae.Honestly would want u to move to that section,as I really don't want to mess tins up.Abeg oo!

Well , glad people r getting game while I'm getting fame,

They r getting laid while I'm getting names


Dude, dude , get this straight: never try to impress a lady new or not . learn to live ur life whether she is there or not.

This is what makes u different n in effect, attracts them . They r just too used to guys kissing up to them n trying too hard to impress them n even though it gets boring, they lead u on to keep goofing .

The moment u show them u r into them so much, it get very hard to lead them. But if u learn to control ur emotions n just live ur life , they wud be all over u


SENSE PILL 17: INSTEAD OF TRYING TO IMPRESS A LADY, LEAN BACK N LET THEM IMPRESS U!



To ur Question,

SENSE PILL 18: the fear of u trying not to mess things up, is the beginning of u actually messing things up!
Learn to njoy moments instead of been frigit from error fright .

Funny thing is women know wen u r trying not to mess things up, instead of u been in that position, shift it to her. Take charge

youngfocus:
guy my phone just fall down I jst summarized evrytin due to d touch pad of my fone I just to testify to ur work without tinking of d stress d fine I'd going to gv me anyway u really trying I guess u study datingology in shul to put down all dis more power carry go

Oh well, u WC! With d hope u keep honing ur skills

Holy shyyyyte!

vickertony:
i have all the characters of a nice guy.... i have read from page 1-9 what is the first Step to stop being nice......... i need it listed in a shorter way.... i have game a little buh to take it to the banging level is my problem... i flirt too.... funny,buh niceee i guess... meet lots of girls, have plenty admirers too, then again am shy to an extent.. help a bro

These hv been listed out, page two was dedicated to nice guys n how to ball out or ball off

See that mumu open teeth like fried crayfish!

ezeblazing:
They don't know what they're missing out on that thread.

U'v been there?


Pray tell, how can any guy miss that?

youngfocus:
there is dis girl I met as a guy(no game)I av never receive lecture.I walk up to her handling me ball to her I mean I woo (toast)her though we av being playing to my surprise she agree wit 1 condition DAT I will do wat she demand from me for her and I said I will only do wat am capable of doing she agree.we both went on our separate ways with I love u. to d God DAT i at my back DAT evenen pick up my fone nairaland straight wic is my favourite site to romance treat I came acrosse is topic DAT I not gud to b nice to dis so call girls I hold up to DAT following d treat d next day she is asking me 5hundred naira I simply told her DAT I call is dad DAT I was told dey av given her d money she was.confuse we both Joke and say sumtin else I knw she love me more

Dude, dude , taka a deep breath, edit, proof read, n repost this.
U had me brain in a limbo

HARDDON:
We continue:

How long b4 u place that first call after meeting her ?


Wait a day or two . this builds anticipation that leads to attractn . she wud be xpctin ur call cos she is used to every other guy dying to call wtout wasting time! Hey now u know beta.

FIRST CALL FOR WHAT N HOW LONG:

When u do call, keep the cocky n funny well tuned up!

Say things like: hi, hope u got home safely the other day? Was worried when I left u staggering from laughter like a drunkard.


Or, say : hi, secret admirer, u sound so api hearing from me, u must hv missed me so much! Well , I want to give u an opportunity of taking me out so I can make up my mind if I like u.... Call me Fri 7pm to chk if I'd still be able to make it.


Or , :

HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 3 : Making the first call, for how long n for what

We continue:

How long b4 u place that first call after meeting her ?


Wait a day or two . this builds anticipation that leads to attractn . she wud be xpctin ur call cos she is used to every other guy dying to call wtout wasting time! Hey now u know beta.

Roll roll wow!

U mean he was robbing it n she didn't feel d strong thing until he came on her?

Common op!

Munner:
Thanks. But how do I proceed?

Proceed with what ? Telling her how u feel , in this age n time? Dude puleeez! U wud simply make thing difficult for urself. Basic economic law: higher demand, higher price


Send her this msg: " hi, is it that after U Hugged me u haven't been able to think straight, my tots messing up ur mind n u go dailing my number n cutting it before it rings? Must be Y u havent called since then....but do know that u r on a very long queue, the earlier d beta u impress me "


Or say " this relationship wudnt work, what sorts of gf goes months without calling her boo? Ehmmm, n hv not even accepted ur proposal yet"

Or : " by the time u get this, I wud hv been @ d airport, travelling out to see some1 that cares...wanted to tel u buh u weren't calling,. ". N watch her rush to call u


U shld know u set this thing off d wrong way....u must make efforts to correct it now, cos gurls usually assume it is d duty of the guy to call.

To correct this, b4 u drop call after talking, tell her to call u wen she is home , by 7pm , b4 she goes to bed..... U must give them scaler quantities direction n they naturally wud fall in line


Scold her if u have to with:" only herbalists receive calls n don't return people's call , r u one?"