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HARDDON:
If she called u to know if u arrived safely, say, yea but this one u didn't even allow us to land first b4 calling, I'm sure u gono miss me much....


But if she didn't call,
Send a text msg thus; cant bliv I told her I'd be travelling n she didn't even bother to know how ma trip went, this relationship wudnt work

Nb: there is diz secret u should know n apply:

Never approach any lady with a stranger mentality ! Approach them like uve known them for a life time! It dis arms them also.

U know guys naturally r either scared to meet hawt ladies, or get so stunned they lose their tongue n start stuttering or get so conscious because they don't want to spoil it n pass the wrong impression across!

My advise? Throw ur natural self tru d roof n let this grilled U ball tru.
U wud be glad u did

HARDDON:
Let's assume u guys met on sunday, exchanged numbers n off u shoot. B4 u go, tell her u wud be taking d first flight out tommorow , biz moves, n be back on wed.
Tell her u usually have dinner @ ........ On Thursdays n d super mega fun happens on Friday...

Tell her u wud think about inviting her to come along on Thursday. If she impresses u that very day , then u wud give her a pass to d big boys ball on Friday.

Wait till d next day, if she hasn't call to know how ur trip went, most wud, b4 calling her.

If she called u to know if u arrived safely, say, yea but this one u didn't even allow us to land first b4 calling, I'm sure u gono miss me much....


But if she didn't call,
Send a text msg thus; cant bliv I told her I'd be travelling n she didn't even bother to know how ma trip went, this relationship wudnt work

HARDDON:
How To Go Physical 2:

Sometimes, u don't really have time and wano prosecute deals quickly b4 moving to the next.

After I mastered the act of using phone / chats to build confidence , overcoming my fear of women and making love to them over the phone and confirming that the very day they show up( note: I didn't make Luv to dem d very day they came to my place,rather we had done that over the phone),


I needed a new challenge:

Target : lady 9ner

Mission : meet n mate within 7 days!

( off the record , my best time from meeting to mating stands @ 30mins , havent been able to beat that for a very long time now, n Nah, I don't eat cheap fud.)

Requirement : cocky n funny

Mission defined, we set out

Let's assume u guys met on sunday, exchanged numbers n off u shoot. B4 u go, tell her u wud be taking d first flight out tommorow , biz moves, n be back on wed.
Tell her u usually have dinner @ ........ On Thursdays n d super mega fun happens on Friday...

Tell her u wud think about inviting her to come along on Thursday. If she impresses u that very day , then u wud give her a pass to d big boys ball on Friday.

Wait till d next day, if she hasn't call to know how ur trip went, most wud, b4 calling her.

HARDDON:
We roll on now

How To Go Physical 2:

Sometimes, u don't really have time and wano prosecute deals quickly b4 moving to the next.

After I mastered the act of using phone / chats to build confidence , overcoming my fear of women and making love to them over the phone and confirming that the very day they show up( note: I didn't make Luv to dem d very day they came to my place,rather we had done that over the phone),


I needed a new challenge:

Target : lady 9ner

Mission : meet n mate within 7 days!

( off the record , my best time from meeting to mating stands @ 30mins , havent been able to beat that for a very long time now, n Nah, I don't eat cheap fud.)

Requirement : cocky n funny

Mission defined, we set out

HARDDON:
One glass of Dom perignon for u gee!

Very nice! While others r singing her praises, u use same thing to swing fun on her n . Nice.
I do that a lot. Guys, that is d real deal! Think outside the box, stop following d crowd! Be U n they cant but be attracted to u because it shows u SENDLES.

There r other ways u can swing this too ..... U can use a surprise emoticon n say , ' now I'm having a hard time making this face out , is this still u?

A lil correction though: next time don't say u r one of her numerous Bfs, rather put it in such a way that states she is tripping for u n can't just get to focus in life.

I have treated how to answer boring questions, look for d page n go tru it.


All in All, u did very Well! N I'm prouda ya!

My only pride is the joy I derive from guys Growing balls from my whips!

peerless0012:
Hey HARDDON, you are the real man here.. I love the way you dish out those drills in succinct and practical manner. Have read many tips on Nairaland here, yours stand out. More mb to your phone/laptop, more kitty to you Jrod, or more grease to your elbow lol.
Just wanna share a little testimony after I read your drill from page to page.

There are some babes I added on wassup randomly about three weeks ago. (Two of them are nairalanders I don't care if they get to read this anyway. I'm going to share my experience with one.
As usual conversation starter, I sent her a "hello " message and waited for her replied.. Seconds ran into minutes, minutes to hours and hours to days no reply from her..I persisted and sent her another one; as usual, she read and gnored without replying. then third time, same happen again, all in two weeks. So, I got tired and gave up.

Then I came by your drills here and decided to give it a try even though I'm no longer interested in the babe.

Now this is what I did differently:
I first scrutinize her dp to see what I can use to get her attention.. I noticed she is damn pretty, damn hot to give evn a g*y a hard on. Then I also noticed she was not wearing any earrings or apply make-up. So, I settled for the latter as a tool to get her attention.
So, I sent this message: "lol@dp... Are you an SU".. I sent this message 'cos I reasoned that she must have post that pics just to show the world that she is still hot without women accessories and not to be seen as an SU.
I could not believe my eyes, within microseconds she replied!
She said in pidgin " who you be?" I let out a grin and as quick as possible I came up with another line.. I waited for some minutes before I replied (now I'm the boss; she is now the one anticipating).. " I'm one of your numerous boyfriends you have been drooling over " was my replied.. She laughed! I could not believe my eyes, so I could be this funny. Then jokingly she replied " Lmao... Show me your identity joor" then I replied: " so faint is your memory... So you forget so quick the guy you had a fling with sometimes ago... Think through, when you figure out, get back to me... Gat to go now, got piles of work on my desk."

She laughed again and since then she has been flooding me with messages...I'm just here laughing feeling like a boss...
All thanks to your drills

More testimonies to come...

One glass of Dom perignon for u gee!

Very nice! While others r singing her praises, u use same thing to swing fun on her n . Nice.
I do that a lot. Guys, that is d real deal! Think outside the box, stop following d crowd! Be U n they cant but be attracted to u because it shows u SENDLES.

There r other ways u can swing this too ..... U can use a surprise emoticon n say , ' now I'm having a hard time making this face out , is this still u?

realpoacher:
Honesty bro!... Its nauseating been stuck here with naija girls when the world is there for the taking. I always fantasize about drilling Latino babes, ... Damn! Those Dominican Republic chicks that I met during Calabar festival last December can make an impotent man sterile

Don't forget the sweet Brazilian girls, imagine doing a harem on them... That will be bliss!

Boy, I need to make the cash! I really need to. It's time to go foreign.

U haven't realised? If u can attract nija ladies, u can attract ANY lady from any part of the world no Matta how beautiful , educated or rich.
All other gurls r too cheap, smile @ them, they smile back n b4 u know it, they r on top of u!

Btw, my corner isn't neccesarily 9ja, my corner is any specific location I roll.

9ja is one of the best countries , make ur money there, go spend it elsewhere

HARDDON:
HOW DO U GO PHYSICAL?

Like I stated earlier on, I hate everything regular guys do n I try to avoid them either tru been cocky n funny or I just sleep on my orb . why I'm I saying this?
Well it just happens that every guy wano lay any gurl that scrub around their crib the very first day! N I hate that, U shld too from this day on.

This iz why I usually take my time ,make sure we make Luv over the phone or chat first b4 ever she comes visiting ! N no, its not every gurl that is worth knowing my place. Have standards .
I have different group of gurls : from friend zoned ones to rich S.berries , to potential cubs, to Nurses to Regulars to newbies .....etc
Nah, I wudnt explain that. Devise urs based on needs.

We roll on now

realpoacher:
Boy you 've got the drills.

Have you read it already?.... Menh! Those PUAs are operating on a different level.

The book is damn too interesting, i' ve applying almost all those strategies all these years but never gave them names or properly documented any like those guys.

Anyways, which I could act as your wingman someday too!!

Yet I'm still a learner !

Sometimes I feel I'm just wasting in dis corner of the world n yet the beautiful ones r getting born on another corner!

I'm skimming tru it, hopefully I'd be able to do them a lil memo , we get roung table n have a lil Mexican coffee someday on all d beacon we hv lighted across d world

KashyBaby:
Ehhhen...

Watta assumption...I pity u for stalking me..no wonder u keep following me, sneaking on my quotes and now blabbering with all these shii without bases... well, Mr. Whoever u are, u have a senseless life here on NL...

Keep murmuring...no one is interested on u...

Feisty I must say lil vixen,

Is it the monthly thingy?

Oh well, big boys don't hv time for chit chats wit ladies that can't read "lighters" because they hooked with som stains.

N Btw, we don't sneak , if we want u, we get chu, flip u, dip u n ditch u without as much as moving a muscle .

just that You ain't worth our while .


So peace Out

#bigbossball

ernesty20:
There's this lady who was into me. I knew she was into me cos of her actions towards me.

I started joking with her.. Telling her that she is my girl but she kept saying "let my boyf catch u"

i have been touching her boobz all this while but suddenly she started avoiding me.. She no longer near me like before..

I just wanna fucck the living hell out of her.. What do i do? Shud i ignore her?

What r u by the way? A mechanic or an apprentice that u wud be pressing a gurl's b00bs , tuning her up n leaving her without finishing what u started? Is it fair?

If u ain't down , don't start

ernesty20:
There's this lady who was into me. I knew she was into me cos of her actions towards me.

I started joking with her.. Telling her that she is my girl but she kept saying "let my boyf catch u"

i have been touching her boobz all this while but suddenly she started avoiding me.. She no longer near me like before..

I just wanna fucck the living hell out of her.. What do i do? Shud i ignore her?

Guys, if a girl ever make the mistake of saying anything about bf, make sure u drown her like this:

Immediately she mention bf, start laughing so hard! Her ploy is to get u off her back, u shld know that.

After laughing, use any of these lines: oh heavens guys have suffered , look whose talking about bf, can u afford one? I don't mean those road side touts that go calling u siiiiiiiii siiiii, I mean a real guy!

Or say: can't bliv u just said that, those r talks for kids @ their mother's bwreasts not for grown ups like mua.

Or say; unfortunately, the guy just lost u. Dah boss man just showed up, u got very lil time to impress me u know.

Or say: in this age n time? Common gurl u shld knw beta. Besides, I'm not that cheap, u hv to impress me b4 I wud ever let u touch me .


Or say; yea i know if u touch me, that wud be the end for him but I wasnt about letting u touch me. No need to feel guilty

BOSS BALL

NLjona:
boss.. chck out my view on it..
if its me when she walks up close lets say she wasn't putting on earrings. I'll be like

"Hey, so your the deeper life girl I've been hearing about"

she may then be confused and if she asked why I say so I'll be like

" sorry i don't related with deeper life girls, they are always forming Mary Amaka Mother of Jesus.. " Next pls!!

or say she steps in wearing one skimpy sexy dress looking like agani derego... ill be like

"Sandra watsup ( knowing hear name isnt Sandra) " she may be like "sorry m not Sandra"

then ill be like

"hmmm.. (with serious face) but you look like the girl that came here the other day to withdraw #500 then later stole my pen that she didnt return"

hehe..am just assuming oo.. boss harddon how u see am?

Ouch! NLjona! I've told u to forget it if u aint gono garnish cocky with been funny! U sound like tout on d first Eg n u wud end up drawing hatred from her instead of attraction!

This is how u shld rather spin it:

1) Did ur friend lock u out?

2) Or lean forward n whisper into her ears thus:, r u having bf issues?

3) Or did someone just finished a hawt session ?

wit a knowing smile n a whisper ( u must read read her mood b4 ever swinging like this)

If she smiles n ask why u said that,

Look @ her face n say, well my fiancee always forget making up after a hawt romp. She forgets her pants, wears her bra inside out n get drowsy. . ( why swing like this? Well it makes them wano have u!)


2) response to d second one: because u luk pale n lost, forget him lets get married now so u pay him back!

Or say, well if I was the one, u can't get angry no matter what. Know why?
If she says no, tell her this is not the place nor time, collect her phone, dailnur number n off u go as u tell her to call u if she really wano find out!

1) say , did u look @ d mirrow b4 balling out? Make some faces

Yhemit:
Help!!!

My problem is critical in nature, have known the babe for d past 3 years now. she's my neighbour and also attended the same univ now. just that am her senior with 2yrs.
Before she make it into university, last year. we're very close to the extent we do chat (whatsapp) for like 8hrs straight both day n midnight. just all of a sudden everything changes, she hardly reply me..... which I asked her last month about it, and her reply was that she do see my messages (with smiles on her face when telling me).
one major issue is that we have not sit each other down to talk before, only whatsapp platform. which I ve confess my love for her every day. compliment her to the extent of its getting to much...... but on reality of talking to her face,i failed woefully. I do snub her in school because of my shyness. which I think she's now doing for me also ....... all her friends know I really love her.
I really love her but don't know how to go about it...... even saw her yesterday in my shop, pretending as if she's calling someone, whereas she's not, she do like looking into my eyes (am dying inside of shyness) . please I don't know what to do again.

@1st bolded 8hrs? Do u know how many things u can achieve in 8 hrs? .......


Every tin changed cos truth is, even though u were a shy guy, u sounded over d phone/chats like a peacock on heat!
U cudnt even use d Uni boys senior swag to corner her until she gained admission! Well d game have changed , when she was home, she obviously didn't have access go too many guys that knows their onions as well as she does now nor did she hv crazy gurls

The chicken u hv been raring for 3 gud years finally gained wings to fly n here u r cryinv Luv!

See why guys shld never confess luv to a gurl ? If confession was OK, u wud hv had her long ago.


B4 I say move on, try this: look for one of her friend that is hawter than her n use the skills u hv been learning here, on ! If u can successfully deploy this plot n start hitting that one, jelosy wur bring her back! N before u know it, she wud accuse u of been so hasty to rush Into her friends arms while she was just playing hard to get N wanted to be sure u really Luv Her.....

To this, u lean back, sip ur wine n reply: for a start, ur friend rushed into my arms when she saw what u were missin.

About ur hard to get talk, time waits for no one. Ain't got that time to scrub around u wen hawter ladies were on queue just hoping I say hi to them.
That wud be all for now, got stuffs to take care of..... Kindly use d door.

She might plead n cry, implore n throw herself at u, don't u yield. Tune her up n if u wud leta, just blow her ,,, n oh, don't forget to take shots n a lil vid( lil mementos for all d aches she caused u wudnt be outa place! N it wud serve to remind u that u can get any gurl u want)...Huge confidence!

Ouch! BOSS BALL.


OFF DAH RECORD!
Jelosy work so well that I have had to lay two sisters even while I was just learning these Royal Robes!




NB, if u dont deploy this plan, this kinda gurl wud only hang around to drain ur resources or just njoys d fact u playing up her ego with ur msgs she reads n ignores .

youngfocus:
guy pls need advise!!!!!
4 in stand u walking in 1 place,there cum dis beautiful,prety,okpeke and walk in to ur working place.and u av interest in her,is it advisable 4 u to talk to her with respect just like customer I mean if both of u ar speaking Yoruba or because u av interest in her u talk to her just normal no respect advice pls

Talking to ladies with respect in this sense means kissing up to her, u nid not do that.

Infact, this is d best time to make fun of her in a cocky way!

Lets say u work in a bank n u just fancy some cust, when she hands over her dirty chk book, u can say: wow, this chk book have overcomed many trails n travails in ur hands!
Kindly apply for a fresh one b4 I attend to u!

Ehmm, u shld know, I hate bankers , they copied my skills without referring to me appropriately !


Imagine a fine gel wanting to withdraw money after filling d drawer slip, this idiat of a banker authoritately tells her to write her number behind d slip n sign , can u imagine that?

Authoritatively telling her to hand him her number d way I've been doing cockily n funnily

KashyBaby:
Friend zoned them? who are they? Nawa for u ooo.. nobody step up on the plate ooo...
They juz being friendly and I don't want to put malice on them...I am a Cancer, I am very friendly in nature and not all men that following me wants me to be their gf ooo...

@ 1st bolded, thinking : she must be living a very boring live... Oh I know her type, they have lota friends during the day but retire to hug their pillow @ night wishing they can just trap a half man! . We feel ur pains


@2nd bolded, all of them don't, not some . they finally see tru ?

Mjshexy:
And she's not even married oh

This type dont get married.

Utility doll if u get my drift

mineANDurs:
On fighting corruption,
I STAND WITH BUHARI.

On the state of every other aspect of the economy,
I DO NOT STAND WITH BUHARI.

I suggest he concentrate on d fight against corruption(which is his area of expertise) and let the economic experts revive the suffocating economy.

Which corruption is he fighting while amaechi n his likes are roaming free?

His corruption fight is just a smoke screen to silence d opposition....

KashyBaby:
Hi harddon...why u always advertised Ur link? Why not make a thread and summarize whatever u wrote their?

Question should rather be: why do I always point to my signature when quoting u....and here is the answer :

I noticed u have alota nice/weak guys following u, n u have friend zoned alota them! I came to wake them up from their slumber so they can demand their balls uve been holding for them back n make them see the real u! ..

Josphine4good:
I hate men I don't think I will get married to one

I don't think guys wud even want u in the first place.

How can ur legs be appearing on ur passport?

KashyBaby:
thick thick thick thick thick thick...all the way!

I can imagine how it feels to be cuddled, throw me in the bed, yet very gentle not to hurt me...

That body built is juz perfect for such a hyper person like me

Very wrong answers from u all!

The only guy all ladies drool over is on my signature!

SkinnyDude:
thanks bro.. will change my circle, and also try to meet babes.

Read up all in here , n practice. U can practice b4 ur mirrow , meeting ladies is an act of presentation , if Obama can practice before his wife, kids, assistants or mirrow and then comes out to wow everyone with his lyrical gab like the words r flowin from heaven, what excuse do u have?

NLjona:
so you saying i should add her back and start the game all over since my response might had made her respond like that? or I should call it quit.

We rarely appologise, we rarely use d weak word " sorry", whether u r right or wrong, cockily put the blame on her and funnily punish her!

Men don't go back on their words. Learn to be consistent.

Don't add until way after she discovers that u blocked her and make sure u use d response line I gave up there or fashion another with that idea

SENSE PILL 22:

Money and fine face buy u fakes,makes u balless n drains u resources , wit wines and funny lines find u loyals n life time boss eternal bliss!

SENSE PILL 21:

You can achieve a lot more with Sassy n Funny than u can ever achieve with Money and Fine Face!

LasoulMacuby:
I believe u bro. Thanks for the input. . .

One!

Never attach too much importance to any gurl!
This can only be achieved wen u have lota hawt ones on ur waiting list!

Go out and meet ladies, they are so bored and just waiting for that guy that GETS IT to come swooch them off their feets!



SENSE PILL 20: The hawtest/Richest ladies r the most bored , easily approachable Beings u can ever come across! If only U can see tru d Fake F' Off they wear on their fore heads to ward off nice n fearful guys !

Just a single cocky line, disarms them, and a funny line attracts them!


Cocky line says loudly, yea I know other guys have been singing praises into u ears, they've been telling u lies! U ain't as kul as they have been telling u and I can see that. I have met Better ladies ,more endowed , quick witted n intelligent u r nothing but a learner !

0uch! To the murder!

Disarmed!

Funny line says: since u r a learner, u have to impress me, then I wud make up my mind if I'd Luv u in my circle or not!

It says, u r a learner so we wud have to school u in d act of poshness n ladylife .


U nid not tell her, she wud naturally drop d fake chop chips on her shoulders n the f off on her forehead where u r

post=45736532:
Hi everyone. So, in this age that almost every guy that comes to you is thinking of how to sleep with you, my question is how can you make or how can a guy who just wants to sleep with you, fall in love with you? Please mature responses only. Thank you

Question should rather be; how can You make a lady who wants to use u as an ATM, fa so deeply in Love?

Well , answer is on my signature ! Click the link

NLjona:
Lolss.. no homo ooo!!!

Ho WOR?
With all d soft beauties in d world? Common!

Those guys ain't having clear minds

LasoulMacuby:
I have this girl I love so much, but she is into runs up and down, we had problems and we are not too strong again, but anytime she asks me of assistance I can not say no. She said she had a new guy and the last time she came to my place, she refused me having sex with her (last time I did her was November last year) I have even seen and talked to the guy in question how do I get her our of my head?
Having sex with her is not my problem cos but I want to win her heart or kick her out of my head once and for all

Wow, bin wondering how guys r able to zero their mind with achohol n go blowing runz gurls let alone date them!
How do u feel knowing ur woman is a free giver to any guy with some cheap change?

Yea I know it might be very easy to fall for them cos most of them r complete packages: great body, bo,0bs , fine like palm wine coupled with d fact that they r super on bed ( so I heard from my crazy boys )

But itz just wrong n very risky. Some visit herbalists, their minds r usually @ their back, they don't care so long d money be rolling ... Then u have these crazy deseases

Too many women in d world, u nid not sell short like this.
Dust urself up n move on... How can u be loving n waiting to win a gurl that sees u as a maga?
Stop giving her anything , if she ask, tell her to go meet her guy n to stop bogging u. Stop calling her. Just move on with ur life! How can u be an ATM?

LasoulMacuby:
Na so

Na how?

What is ur story? Kindly share

HARDDON:
When home, because all barriers hv bin broken during d chats/call session, some might be comfortable having a lil shower with u, if not , show her d rest room, play some sounds she likes while she is having her bath.

HOW DO U GO PHYSICAL?

Like I stated earlier on, I hate everything regular guys do n I try to avoid them either tru been cocky n funny or I just sleep on my orb . why I'm I saying this?
Well it just happens that every guy wano lay any gurl that scrub around their crib the very first day! N I hate that, U shld too from this day on.

This iz why I usually take my time ,make sure we make Luv over the phone or chat first b4 ever she comes visiting ! N no, its not every gurl that is worth knowing my place. Have standards .
I have different group of gurls : from friend zoned ones to rich S.berries , to potential cubs, to Nurses to Regulars to newbies .....etc
Nah, I wudnt explain that. Devise urs based on needs.

SkinnyDude:
well, my problem is that my relationship and friendship with both male and female don't last.. i just getting tired of them..
and, i lose interest in ladies easily... after meeting a lady, let's say 2 weeks... i start losing interest in her.. till i get tired and 'delete her'... my longest relationship with a lady is 5 days.. i broke up with her, after 5 days...

Lol, dude r u human?

U haven't met ladies blv u me.
There r ladies, u meet, if u ain't my kinda guy, u wud sell ur soul even witout collecting d money, just to have them!

U turn poet instanta n start flowing wooing rhymes !

Dude, change ur circle ,go out there n feel the softness , the alluring beauties, well curved shapes, standing ovation mounds with shy nippl3s, confident a33 all well garnished with angelic steps!

When u meet them , u wud even forget u were once an alien in dis soft world