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@bodmas94

The uncle talk might just be a Ruse !
Wud uncle marry her? Or is it the other unnccllle?( paparazzi?)
Anybody can form uncle n call!
Maybe she used one of her male friendw to get u off her back! ( I have used a hawt gurl to get another hawt gurl off my back b4 , just that minde was more painful, purposely left the door opened , told this other one what was up, we were getting jiggy when the other one walked in, we both pretended she wasn't there! She stood still , watching live p0rn and managed to recollect herself and walked away! ........this is off dah record!

Maybe it was her town bf that saw ur messages and calls and decided to call to claim uncle!

Chai u just fall mah hands gee( u know I usually wudnt flow pidgin, but this got to me!)

Did u ask him if he was the one to marry her? If he didn't date other people's sisters b4 marrying or probably he isn't married and still screwing other people's sisters, nieces , mothers and grand mothers yet he is trying to keep his own safe from a guy that is here truly?
U should have told him that she is ur woman and no amount of intimidation wud keep u guys apart! That immediately u drop this call, u r filing a report @ the station! What Nonsense!

Never let any man intimidate u ever again! Gurl u didn't keep ! Insults u received! Arrrh!

HARDDON:
I head that virgins live a very boring lives , how do u cope? I heard they r always angry because they haven't been made women , I heard they cant focus because they have never released in their lives and their waist r always heavy from Konjimelities ! I can't help u ooo, I dont know how to disvirgin a lady!

9) You want me to disvirgin u? Sorry I can't , heard they bleed when a guy go on for the first time. N im not a vampire , we will kiss and cuddle , itbu really want it badly, I can only offer my finger , just one!

Follow these lines and spin others !
Soon ud find out!

HARDDON:
6) hmmm, u r? We have to hurry up n prove that then!
Can't bliv uv been carrying all these melon on ur chest with that tiny lil voice of urz and u don't know what Been a woman is! Lil wonder ur hair is always outa line, ur makeup always loud and ur smile always look guyish! U rarely fix ur nails, how I'm k sure u r even a gurl?

7) u r not jor! How can u say u r when u snicked into my room the very first day we met , took my cloths off while I was sleeping , and screwed d living night light outa my brains? How cud u have disvirgined me and u still remain a virgin? i have been waiting for the right time to ask u because I was sleeping when u did it!

I head that virgins live a very boring lives , how do u cope? I heard they r always angry because they haven't been made women , I heard they cant focus because they have never cUm in their lives and their waist r always heavy from Konjimelities ! I can't help u ooo, I dont know how to disvirgin a lady!

9) You want me to disvirgin u? Sorry I can't , heard they bleed when a guy go on for the first time. N im not a vampire , we will kiss and cuddle , if u really want it badly, I can only offer my finger , just one!

HARDDON:
She says I'm a virgin :

1) make some funny faces and say: " ofcos u are! My grand momma is too!"

2) U r? Well why r u telling me? U wano spoil me? I think this r/ship wud not work since we can't just do without s3x.

3) aww, which means u r a tom boy? So u mean this b00bs r nothing but attachments u can unstrap? This b00ty too is fake? Wow! Thanks for telling me on time.... And I've been wasting my time thinking u r a lady? .. Gtg"

4)" u r? Ouch! That means u dont know how to take care of a guy? Cook , wash ,clean n touch him?
What a pity! So u r half man , half woman? U dont know what it feels like to have heavenly feelings?? Chai, n'do , sorry oh..... "
Then say this like u whispering, " mehn, which means I have a lot of work to do, one chance, I have entered!"

6) hmmm, u r? We have to hurry up n prove that then!
Can't bliv uv been carrying all these melon on ur chest with that tiny lil voice of urz and u don't know what Been a woman is! Lil wonder ur hair is always outa line, ur makeup always loud and ur smile always look guyish! U rarely fix ur nails, how I'm even sure u r even a gurl?

7) u r not jor! How can u say u r when u snicked into my room the very first day we met , took my cloths off while I was sleeping , and screwed d living night light outa my brains? How cud u have disvirgined me and u still remain a virgin? i have been waiting for the right time to ask u because I was sleeping when u did it!

HARDDON:
She says I'm a virgin :

1) make some funny faces and say: " ofcos u are! My grand momma is too!"

2) U r? Well why r u telling me? U wano spoil me? I think this r/ship wud not work since we can't just do without s3x.

3) aww, which means u r a tom boy? So u mean this b00bs r nothing but attachments u can unstrap? This b00ty too is fake? Wow! Thanks for telling me on time.... And I've been wasting my time thinking u r a lady? .. Gtg"

4)" u r? Ouch! That means u dont know how to take care of a guy? Cook , wash ,clean n touch him?
What a pity! So u r half man , half woman? U dont know what it feels like to have heavenly feelings?? Chai, n'do , sorry oh..... "
Then say this like u whispering, " mehn, which means I have a lot of work to do, one chance, I have entered!"

5) u r a Virgin? Wow! Thank God ! I finally met my type! I am too! u wudnt bliv All the gurls I have met so far seem to be more interested in getting down with me than knowing me first!
When they start d lovey dovey, touchy smoochy moves , i usually dont respond but since dis idiat of a d1ck has a mind of itz own ( look down @ it) n wakes up, they think I want them too! They pull off my cloths, push me to the bed n sits on the d1ck while I fold my arms n watch them!
Can u imagine only them sitting on my d1ck ooo, only them go screaming ! I just lie there watching them until they clutch me like demons n give out this whytish substance from inbtw their legs. I just clean the idiat d1ck up, wear my cloths n go home!

HARDDON:
See ? This thing works! SENDLESS!
I know the adrenaline that wud have rushed tru ur veins when u saw it was her! I know u almost called back immediately and if not that I told u to ignore her, u wud have!
DONT U MESS IT UP! LET HER MISS U THE MORE, U R THE BOSS NOW! KEEP HER ANTICIPATING , PRAYING , WHISHING AND HOPING U CALL!
Give her the pains of seeing her phone ring and hoping its u but get disappointed to learn its not!

A lot of things have been running tru her head!
" Why did this my needy guy just stop calling? Sending messages? Is it that another gurl has been giving him medication so he can wake up from my charms?

Is it that be lost interest in me and moved on with his life? I must have been so wicked to have driven him off!

How do I get him back so he can feed-off my palms again?

Okay, let's flash him, if he just withdrew because I wasn't having his time, he wud rush to call back."

A day passes, two days, three and not a call from u , she wud go thinking again, desperately this time:

" wow this is serious, oh God , please help me bring him back, he is such a caring guy! Please let it not be that another gurl has stolen him from me! Let it not be that he wud start shawering all his calls and attention on another gurl! Please"

She wud then start calling u, this time, no beeps. She wud call and call and call..... If u don't pick, she wud start sending messages upon messages, trying to apologise for not taking ur calls all along !

If she doesn't still get any response, she wud now start tracing u!
From lecture halls to ur crib!

This is the movie we are about watching!

It is titled: The Agony of a lil fake Maid!

Now guys can see that calling a gurl everytime , chatting , getting all needy n clingy isn't gud! Gurls read negative meaning to these n off they shot!

When u do all these, it shows u got no life of ur own! It makes her feel u wud choke her n not give her breathing space if she was to date u.
It shows u r nothing but a woman with Adam apple , without b00bs nor b00ty! What kinda alien r u?

It shows u r a whim , always @ d beck and call of every lady!

It proves to her that if she was to date u, u wud easily cheat on her when a gurl just shows u a lil b00bs, cos u got no mind of ur own! And can't say no to a woman!

Oh that guys might read these lines and read it well( digest it) . each and evrery page


Calling/texting/chatting with a gurl too much , plays up her ego! It gives them pseudo pride. If u were to be in her shoes, u wudntn do any better

But wen a guy that gets it come along, he takes her, swipe her pseudo ego on the floor, bangs her , when she wakes to reality,go wondering what just happened...... while the 50 guys on her praise list go hoping she replies their text one day!


SENSE PILL 23: Why Choose to be a gate keeper when u can be Dah Boss wiper?

SeunWedsLinda:
Harddon, the girl I told you about flashed me just this afternoon after I chose not to call her again.... Infact, I've deleted her contact from my phone prior to this.... I don't want to rush things by calling her back immediately.... I humbly await your wise words so I know how to follow up this issue.... Thanks in anticipation.

See ? This thing works! SENDLESS!
I know the adrenaline that wud have rushed tru ur veins when u saw it was her! I know u almost called back immediately and if not that I told u to ignore her, u wud have!
DONT U MESS IT UP! LET HER MISS U THE MORE, U R THE BOSS NOW! KEEP HER ANTICIPATING , PRAYING , WHISHING AND HOPING U CALL!
Give her the pains of seeing her phone ring and hoping its u but get disappointed to learn its not!

A lot of things have been running tru her head!
" Why did this my needy guy just stop calling? Sending messages? Is it that another gurl has been giving him medication so he can wake up from my charms?

Is it that he lost interest in me and moved on with his life? I must have been so wicked to have driven him off!

How do I get him back so he can feed-off my palms again?

Okay, let's flash him, if he just withdrew because I wasn't having his time, he wud rush to call back."

A day passes, two days, three and not a call from u , she wud go thinking again, desperately this time:

" wow this is serious, oh God , please help me bring him back, he is such a caring guy! Please let it not be that another gurl has stolen him from me! Let it not be that he wud start shawering all his calls and attention on another gurl! Please"

She wud then start calling u, this time, no beeps. She wud call and call and call..... If u don't pick, she wud start sending messages upon messages, trying to apologise for not taking ur calls all along !

If she doesn't still get any response, she wud now start tracing u!
From lecture halls to ur crib!

This is the movie we are about watching!

It is titled: The Agony of a lil fake Maid!

HARDDON:
That a gurl tells u she is a virgin doesnt neccesarily mean she is! Most of them are not!

Two thlngs r involved ; it is either she is testing u to see if u r just here to lay her or u r really interested in her

Or

2) she has friendzoned u and she isn't romantically attracted to u. And therefore, doesnt want u to as much as touch her!

And since u softpedaled, it means one thing: u were just trying to get underneath their skirts!
So they can't but roll off!

Ballers don't softpedal when a gurl say that, they use it to burst her balls and she wud regret ever saying that to u , if it has been working with other guys!

Even if we r interested in just the goodies, which ofcos we r, we never make it obvious , we r silent ,send less undertakers!
This is why I usually say: the way forward with woman, is the way backwards( more on this leta)


If a gurl ever in her life says that to u again, these are the lines u shloud spin n make a funny bone outa her

She says I'm a virgin :

1) make some funny faces and say: " ofcos u are! My grand momma is too!"

2) U r? Well why r u telling me? U wano spoil me? I think this r/ship wud not work since we can't just do without s3x.

3) aww, which means u r a tom boy? So u mean this b00bs r nothing but attachments u can unstrap? This b00ty too is fake? Wow! Thanks for telling me on time.... And I've been wasting my time thinking u r a lady? .. Gtg"

4)" u r? Ouch! That means u dont know how to take care of a guy? Cook , wash ,clean n touch him?
What a pity! So u r half man , half woman? U dont know what it feels like to have heavenly feelings?? Chai, n'do , sorry oh..... "
Then say this like u whispering, " mehn, which means I have a lot of work to do, one chance, I have entered!"

Bodmas94:
I am a law student in one of the respected state universities in the south west. Throughout my 100 to 200 level days, i was rejected and friendzoned by my course and level mate partly because she was 2 years older and more financially buoyant than me. It was painful but i decided to move on. Ever since i have had three relationships but none has exceeded a semester. And one other trend that goes through this relationships was that all alleged that they were virgins and hence i soft-pedalled Anyway , two of them left and the last was pressured out of the relationship when her uncle learnt that she was in a relationship. Bros i was shocked the day i received a call from her uncle telling me to stay off her niece. Alas! On getting to school, the girl in question told me she was no longer interested in the relationship. I said that was cool if that was her decision. I didnt beg because i had once made that mistake. Now, there is this new chick, a young and very good looking girl. She is a newbie in school. We have been flexing untill i made the mistake of telling her i like her and ever since then she has been acting up. I have been trying to make amends ever since i came across your thread. What can i do to nail this girl and probably get a relationship that will last more than one semester. Your suggestions, corrections and advice are highly welcome. Thanks in anticipation.

That a gurl tells u she is a virgin doesnt neccesarily mean she is! Most of them are not!

Two thlngs r involved ; it is either she is testing u to see if u r just here to lay her or u r really interested in her

Or

2) she has friendzoned u and she isn't romantically attracted to u. And therefore, doesnt want u to as much as touch her!

And since u softpedaled, it means one thing: u were just trying to get underneath their skirts!
So they can't but roll off!

Ballers don't softpedal when a gurl say that, they use it to burst her balls and she wud regret ever saying that to u , if it has been working with other guys!

Even if we r interested in just the goodies, which ofcos we r, we never make it obvious , we r silent ,send less undertakers!
This is why I usually say: the way forward with woman, is the way backwards( more on this leta)


If a gurl ever in her life say that to u again, these are the lines u shloud spin n make a funny bone outa her

Two steps forward , one step back.

Bodmas94:
Harddon, you have been doing a great job here. Kudos bro. However, i have been having problems navigating through this thread. It would be very helpful if we could have the major points contained in each page in an outline so we could know where to consult immediately when needed. Thanks once again.

Yea, I was actually doing that ( check first pagr) until that Virus-like Anti nut Bot deployed by Seun started banning me and eating this thread up!
When it sees alota links in a post, it gets activated n start squirtting on u n ur post

minexpo:
boss...dis waz d chart below


babe...wen r u cuming 2 skul


me: wen do u wnt me 2 cum?



babe....till after .xams

b4 she drop d bomb shell...

These lines don't sync with ur first msg
Nonetheless, the bolded only proceed out of the mouth of babes! Kids @ their mother's breasts not grown up guys with huge physical testicles n big Virtual balls!

we assume u did that out of ignorance but from now henceforth, such shld never proceed out of ur mouth!


Men r Vector Quantities( have direction n gives directions) , ladies r scaler( they always at a rest waiting to receive direction! ) when u combine a vector quantity n a scalar quantity, both naturally move in the direction dictated by the vector quantity. I hope to God u get dah.

Question she asked was a boring one, and ive said it times without number that ballers never answer boring questions straight cos doing that , kills d flows n d Glo u cud have ignited with such questions .

This is what u shld hv responded with :

"Oh , so u can lay ur filthy sexy hands on me? Nah, I'm not coming "

Or u shld have laughed and said:

" uhmm, some1 is on heat ! She can't just get enough of me! But u have to try harder, I'm not that cheap no more"

Or say: " Nopes, aint coming, my mind tells me u have a very badt romantic plans u wano execute on my body!"

Or say: " me ? Come? Nah, u want it so badt, come get it! But do know that if u take too long , u might get here, n ive changed my mind.... And u go back with ur super wet wet !"



See? U should think in these lane not give that conversation killing, boring wussbag answer !

minexpo:
boss....I still gat anoda chick dt I will b leaving 4 a while due 2 school....I promised her a farewell speech on d day am going... can u help out? ;Dboss....I still gat anoda chick dt I will b leaving 4 a while due 2 school....I promised her a farewell speech on d day am going... can u help out?

Arrrrh!!!!

Who needs a farewell speech wen we can give a hawt fwell F**k? The very type that leaves her legs dangling in d skies ( advanced missionary ) long after u r done? The very type that makes her speak in strange language n dereafter sleep off like a baby as u roll out!

The very type u leave as a footprint operating system that whenever she on heat she comes running to u no matter how far u r!
She wud defy all odds, tell all lies just to be swept off in ur warm embrace !


Who really needs farewell speech?

minexpo:
boss I respect u big Tyme..dere is dis gal I met sum months back..she's forming hard get...during our chart last nite,she challenged me saying I cnt see her except she wants to..and I cnt make her come to my hux....hw cn I handle dis situation? reply me asap

Ofcos she is right ! Cos instead of u going sassy and witty lines, u go making a lil one challenge u to a duel.

What were u guys discussing b4 thiis came up?

martoz:
bro,gudmawin,saw dis gurl,i aproached ha,nd i tink m lucky wit dis gurl,cos hv aproachd whch ended no whr,dats my sticking point tho.we hv hanged out 3tym,nd laughd,joke togeda,do touch ha,nd she told me she s romantic buh nt EMOTIONAL,she kind of a godly girl aldo she mature.now we cum to conclusn dat she wud come my side.buh since den she do complan how busy she was,aldo whch ibelv.how can i bost ha morale to cum nd wen she cum hw shud itk tins to d next level wit ha cosidring how chuchy nd not emotnal she claim to be

For a start , u need a detox!
BALLERS DONT GET LUCKY WITH A GURL, rather gurls get lucky to share our spot, space n sperm!

These attitude is what leads to friend zoning , u shld stop thinking like that .

Wow! Romantic But not Emotional! What else do u want us to tell u? That is what every baller guy wants!

What that means is: We can hang out, kiss , touch even Blow but none of that gets to me. meaning she doesn't want d drama associated with bfs!

And don't u ever ask her out! That is a cue to draw from.

Guy, this fud is urs, but with the way u keep sounding up like all u want is to lay her, which she also want, u might just end up driving her away .

Stop telling her to come over, sounding like a peacock on heat! Rather, focus on getting her wet any time u guys chat or talk on phone! She wud be the one begging to see u soon!

If u havent learnt anything in his thread, learn this Very one!

HARDDON:
As I always advise, he who uses a double barrel gun to kill a home chicken shld be ready to eat it all.


That said, take it simple.
Say :

Come and walk me, going to get some suya( or anything u know she likes) , but u will not taste oooo!!
In short don't bother , I'd go alone. Don't have strength to wait while u make up for suya we are going across d road to buy.

Or :
When wud a man eat small from all this money u have been making from work? Can't u just stop by sometimes n get a guy a loaf of sezy bread? R u an herbalist that specialise in collecting and Neva giving back to humanity?

If she buys it and bring it over, tell her thank u but u stil have alot to do to get me, I can't fall for a loaf of bread.

NB: I use this a lot and I cant calculate how much ihave eaten from ladies both in cash n kind! Ehmmmm , that was off the record .

She told u were naughty earlier on, u cud swing a fast one with that too:

Say: u and I who is really naughty? She who was rolling it or he who resisted d temptation? Rabaraba, I'm covered with d blood......

Think along this lines and make it fun!

Hope uv seen the difference Btw these lines and urz?

dydx89:
Noted. Will improve. Wats d posible next line of action

As I always advise, he who uses a double barrel gun to kill a home chicken shld be ready to eat it all.


That said, take it simple.
Say :

Come and walk me, going to get some suya( or anything u know she likes) , but u will not taste oooo!!
In short don't bother , I'd go alone. Don't have strength to wait while u make up for suya we are going across d road to buy cos u wano impress me

Or :
When wud a man eat small from all this money u have been making from work? Can't u just stop by sometimes n get a guy a loaf of sezy bread? R u an herbalist that specialise in collecting and Neva giving back to humanity?

If she buys it and brings it over, tell her thank u but u stil have to do alot more to get me, I can't fall for a loaf of bread.

NB: I use this a lot and I cant calculate how much ihave eaten from ladies both in cash n kind! Ehmmmm , that was off the record .

HARDDON:
We roll on


Getting Physical part 4

A lil secret : Smart Big Boys don't spend on gurls. They simply use their wealth to give them ladies a sense of wow! B4 they awake to reality, deed done. U drop her off( see? she wudnt hav the gut to ask for tp! )

lilreese:
There is this girl that I like, she has a boyfriend but she keeps giving me the chances. And I keep messing up the chance. Because I didn't know she was giving me the chance until her friend told me. And she said she already gave me the last chance and I didn't made it up. Now, how do I made it up to her.

Giving u chances to do what? Lay her?

And why do u need to make it up to her ?

Why r u sounding like she is doing u a favour by giving u chances u never bother to take?

Wake up dude!

M2dX:
Am 25,gud looking , no girl [the one that talk to me i dont trust her, i don't trust any girl ] pls help me, , how can i know a girl that loves only me, and how can i know her moves ?

What actually happened that u don't trust gurls?

Ur first Luv placed ur heart on d floor and shattered it with A sledge hammer?

And Btw, why do boda about trusting?
Only clingy , needy , wacky, wussbags do that! And no matter how hard u try, u wud always meet the wrong type! Cos what u think, is what u attract .

Forget trust, what u should rather do is live ur life, meet alota them, let them be the ones to start painin because they can't trust u!

#BossBall

Deshannel:
Lol. Actually by goons i meant the guys, in this case my "brothers in arms" to be. My story is quite long. But imma start with the lastest events.

For the record: im in a relationship that has been on and off for 2yrs. Shes hot cute and the best in bed, but im still in it cos she cant let go of me, claiming im the only guys shes ever known, shes broken up with me countlessly but ended up coming back quickly. Thats why i have chosen to see other girls. And believe me, i av found quite a few, during those breaks i had from my gf.
The most recent break with my gf lasted bout 3weeks, during which i met a girl in the same building i live. She knew i had a gf and we were having issues but still showed green lights while telling me she has a boyfriend herself, but hes no longer interested in dating her. She claims he only wants to be friends.

I'd continue after you access this. Keep up the work bro!

Now we read this, the other update?

fearNORTH:
Order from the black market

Fraudulent government.

This fulani government will do any to silent any opposing views.

Shame on APC Criminals

Soon we will know how the poor Buhari funded his campaign.....OLE BURUKU

Let those cheering this fg for outright abuse of powers n d courts be ready , it wud get to their turn . n by then , all wud go to sleep!

Trying ffk on campaign money when amaechi Is roaming town freely , is d height of selective persecution!


Wonder why PDP is all quiet! No opposition again in thus country! Only APC opposing itself

HARDDON:
If she called u to know if u arrived safely, say, yea but this one u didn't even allow us to land first b4 calling, I'm sure u gono miss me much....


But if she didn't call,
Send a text msg thus; cant bliv I told her I'd be travelling n she didn't even bother to know how ma trip went, this relationship wudnt work

We roll on


Getting Physical part 4

telim:
nice thread

It wudnt be complete without ur tale, whatz ur story?

dydx89:
I've been following this thread as guest and I must say I need to be flogged. I was forced to signup on nairaaland so dat I can comment.

I av dis curvy girl in my compound that I've been eyeing for some time now. she most times come to our apartment to charge phone wheneva we on gen at night. We got talking one day and I collected her digits, we got chatting but she was forming busy cos of work, So I decided to ignored.

Wen I stumble on dis thread, I decided to use her as practice. Below are our recent chat... How did I do?

She: Longest tym

Me: Hw long has it been? Or r u feeling bad dat I ignored u even wen u always flaunt ur ass wen u c me? Too bad of me

She: So funny. Me flaunts my ass around wen I see u? Hw possible

Me: U ladies knw hw u do it, so u dnt need to ask me

She: Meaning wat. Dat I hav sumtin in mind or wat. I dnt ahv such tots. Notin negative

Me: U aav to do more dan dat to get me

She:Hahahhahaha I dnt want u

Me: Hahahaha. I got cha...lols

She: Hw. Didn't get dat

Me: is dis hw u'll be pretending if something is going on. I dnt think it will work

She: Hahahhaha. Am nt gettin u at all

Me: Girls and drama are 5&6... Hmmn

She: Meanin I hav a crush on u or wat. I dnt ok

Me: I've always want to knw y ladies NO means YES. I think u'll be a perfect case study

She: Meaning? I dnt pretend if I want sumtin I go for it

Me: I will c wat I can do abt u. Since u really want to convince me dt u r a go-getter

She: Wat ar u sayin? I dnt hav a crush on u. Moreover am nt after u. Naughty boy

Well not bad for a start :

A lil observation though: u put her on dah defensive wen u mentioned the fact that u were ignoring her then accused her of trying to seduce u. Too forward , to blunt, its cocky but u didn't kill it off with humour.

But kudos to d way u still managed to wriggle ur way tru

yinkeys:
Some guys can easily depict if a 19 year old has given birth or had an Abortion while she walks by with her clothes on. Too much experience with female organs or what? Some can even tell if a girl they sleep with has bn with another guy that same week while doing the deed with her. How do you guys even do this ? @HARDDON

Ofcos! The ministry of any breast that a baby has suckled from never remains the same.
B00bs go loyal n somewhat softer n very less firm than dose that haven't.

Here is a secret : most gurls with big b00bs n big tommies , r as a result of either babies , or abortions , unhealthy living or a combination of these.
Most prevalent cause is abortions n unhealthy living

And as for knowing if she had been with another guy, within a day or two, a smart guy should be able to know especially if the thing that went in there is bigger than urs.

If it is that same day, a smart guy wud be able to tell from her body fumes . I don't mean body spray. We all have body fume signatures, n merely hugging her, u wud be able to tell even if she has had her bath n made up!

These are thing u learn as u grow in here. They make u one step ahead of the game

Fkhalifa:
Baba Harddon, I need your opinion on the kind of response I can give ladies when they ask questions about my very beautiful babe pics scattered all over my phone
I mean its so obvious and they conclude she's my bae, but I want to use it to up their attraction towards me, you know if they see they aren't up to her, they may feel insecure, respect me etc
.
...but I want to avoid situations like since you have a cute gf, I'm outta ya life or where one suddenly reduces the attention and romance I get OR you suggest I reduce/remove the photos from my gallery?

Greedy somebody! Didn't u just tell d house u got a b e a u ti full doll? How come u want more wen others can't afford half??

Ladies get jealouse to see there is some1 already taking d spot they were eying .

I suggest u lock them up somewhere cos u wud mos def drive off a lot that can't handle competition . u wud mos def dry the wetness in some. Cos ladies sometimes go tru ur phone so as to chk there is no serious one b4 they let u touch them cos once u guy get down, they assume r/ship have started !

but always remember to bring them back when bae is coming! See what u put urself into? Very bad baller !
What were u thinking giving a gurl so much seat in ur life?

U should know, im no advocate of getting all stung up on a gurl u lose ur sense of manhood.
That is when they start misbehaving , always keep them on edge , let them know half seat is all they got and can be kicked out anytime , that way, they respect u more n wudnt wano toil with ur emotions .

While locking it them up, think of a ready lie to give her should u forget one day to return them n she finds out. Arrrh!

Instead of having just bae's pix, have a couple of fine , well endowed , curvy crazy ones ! This way, her regard for u wud go tru the roof wen u tell her some of those r ur exes ! He he he

SeunWedsLinda:
Sadly I don't know her friends.... Otherwise I'd love to use the jealousy move. I'll go after new girls nevertheless. But sir, I'll be needing your help this time.
I don't belong to any association or organization in my school so my best bet of seeing a girl and striking a conversation is limited to night class, the cafeteria, during lectures, on the go, friends of friends and perhaps I should add at the ATM. I'm kind of lost as to how I'll approach them without making myself a sissy or acting too nice. I normally start with "hi" or "hello" but will like to ditch those lines. I'll be needing sample of what to say and hopefully from there, I can create my own lines. Thanks.

To be gud in this lane, u have to be a very gud detective also . unless ofcos u dont really fancy her.


Tot u said uve read all the pages? U should have discovered a lot on how to approach ladies, what to say, how to get their numbers , wen to place d first cal , what to say, how to take things physical( which we r on now)

page 1 - 3 i think hv ur answer.


All those places u mentioned, hv ample ladies! Cafeteria , night class , FoF n lecture halls r very intimate n perfect for a start up.
Grow from those to ATM n OTG.

Deshannel:
Been following you and the goons for some weeks now and i feel the nees to join the gang. Like seriously i've learnt on my own as i hardly ask for advice but i believe i've learmt alot fro.you and this thread and now i believe i need more learning to do.

Goons? If that means eccentric, no qualms . if not, we might be demanding a heavy weight appology soon.


Uwc on board , we can't know it , all. Ur limit is another's take off point.

Tell us ur story

Valwezzy:
Hello harddon.
there's a girl that i added on whatsapp after getting her Number from her Facebook profile.

I used one of your sense pills on her..(told I'm that Guy she's been dreaming to have)

She replied Swiftly..asking me who please.
I formed anger(used anger emoticon) and told her that she has a bad memory to have forgotten me.. i told her to.think and get back to me ASAP..(I always reply her every 30-40mins)
Now,what's the forward...i mean what am i gonna tell her and How to keep the conversation going by the time she reply.??




Also,my next door neighbour who stays with her sister is crushing on real bad after i formed d i don't care attitude.
We've been chatting on whatsapp for 2weeks now though,not everyday..i snub her from time to time.

The thing is,is it right to take things to physical level? And How do i go about it..(i wanted to use truth or dare game to tune her up before monday)

Gurl 1: u wud keep the suspense going as much as u wittingly can . never tell her who u r.

When she replies, lets know exactly what she says so we can string nice response from therein cos so many people seem not to know the next step to take after d first line.

Its a pity I lost my chat history , wud have posted so many here so u guy can learn from.

Btw, I think I have a flow line in one of them pages,
There, i gave exampl of how to keep a convo going with wit n fun,please look for it.

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/7#45474746


Neighbour? Mmmmmm, he who uses double barrel gun to kill a chicken should be ready to eat it oooo.

I usually advise against home eating , but if u ain't my type that changes them @ d slightest will, go ahead .

But be very ready to take anything that comes out of it if u go about it wrongly , including her getting clingy.

I had this instance long time ago, was doing compound dish even though I told her I wasn't ready for gf drama n dat we gas keep it on the down low, u wud not imagine I brought home a new one, fine being, we had already started smooching in d ride, only for us to get home to do the deed, behold, there was my compound meal, coming for some share too!

Need I say she spoilt it for me? N till this very day, I haven't set my eyes on that new catch again!


R u that free with her now , do u think she wud oblige T or D?


My candid advise:
U shld know, this kinda meat might get stuck in ur throat, but the heck, stolen waters tastes sweeter , who wud give up this addventure ?
If u must, never ask her out, never use Luv language ! Don't say it, don't imply it, u r friends for benefits ( just getting down though, don't make her hair nor act a bf, if she tries to bring such legs after d deed, be swift to wiggle out)

2)
Take things subtly physical first : talk dirty on phone, wen u r talking dirty, switch n start moaning like some1 is twerkin on u . tune her up this way . when d heat is so on, she wud barge in n blow ur brains out!

After d deed, look surprised n say: wow, whatvif my gf had walked in on us?


Or ask her: did u just take advantage of my erect d1ck?

Or : U know u still have to impress me b4 we can be friends huh?


Whatever u do, always remember: he who kills a home chicken with double barrel shldvbe ready to eat it!

Btw,

@ peerless0012, I forgot to tell u, Pidgin English is a huge turn off for me when I'm just meeting a gurl. I don't still fancy it when we've started rolling


It shows she lacks proper home bringing or she is probably into runzzz n I hate runzz gurls. 98% runzz gurls, no matter how clean outwardly, superbly endowed, speak that, speak wack, even queens English sounds like pidgin in their mouth. Avoid them.

Valwezzy:

Go and sin no more