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HARDDON:
U should know Something ; gurl usually don't wano come cheap so they go using subtle ways to approach guys , like seeking info, direction, asking for pen @ d bank, borrowing notes, asking u to teach them, always looking out for u in class, buying u stuffs n alota other ways! U should know these n device lines to throw wen they come thus

How do u know? Ask urself, r u d only guy arnd? Y u?


Btw,

Wen she came @ u wit d request, u shld hv cockily said oh well , now that u wano make me ur information minister cum bf( I'd think about it) but if id be getting airtime everyday from u, it might help me make up my mind faster .


Fast forward, what were u discussing for 5?


3) don't ask a gurl if she wud be coming , u wud get their default answer which is no! Rather tell her what u want! Learn from them, they tell u str8t up, if ubwano see me, come up my place . u ask for a pix, without even thinking it, they say No.

Apply same skills ....n tell them what is in ur mind


SENSE PILL 16: WOMEN R LOOKING FOR MEN WHO CAN TAKE THE LEAD N GIVE THEM DIRECTIONS NOT THE ONE THAT SEEKS THEIR PERMISSION B4 TAKING STEPS


There is something going on today, u need to be around.....instead of u asking her if she is coming .

wen she comes, u luk for one somethings to sway her. Dazzle her

But in ur case, after she says no , u don't take no for an answer EVER , u give her reasons she can't afford not to, that is not been clingy, that iz guy that wud not let her have her way . saying OK isn't Kul.

To avoid that, don't ever seek permission from a gurl

Munner:
Advice needed o
I recently met this girl in school who came to my dept to do some stuffs and she met me to get some info and I have been helping her by calling her when the need arises. But now, I noticed that it seems I am falling in love with her. Some weeks ago, she called me and we spoke for about 5mins without talking about school stuffs and when I heard her voice that night, I was really happy. After that day, I called her subsequently. Last 2 weeks when I needed to get to school I called her and asked if she would be coming and she said no. In order nt to act clingy, I said no problem but she said I could come and see her which I later did and we both had a nice time talking for about 3hrs that very day, we hugged for d first time. Now , I am like d only one doing d calling and I don't really like it and dats why I haven't called or texted her for about 3days. I would really like to tell her that l like her but I don't know how and when because I like a newbie and of all d girls I have met, she is d first one dat is making me feel d way I do. Imagine that I think about her every time and even d first week I met her, I lost concentration....... What should I do because I don't want to waste my time on something that would nt lead to anything.

U should know Something ; gurl usually don't wano come cheap so they go using subtle ways to approach guys , like seeking info, direction, asking for pen @ d bank, borrowing notes, asking u to teach them, always looking out for u in class, buying u stuffs n alota other ways! U should know these n device lines to throw wen they come thus

youngfocus:
guy I dey feel ur swag u really helping ppl out there ride on,me I will follow to d end

Ah,
New Recriut . b4 we WC uu, tell us ur tales .

Thatz a snipet, there ls a whole drill dedicated to taking things physical.

Most impotant thing is : know that to go up, is to go down......
ie , never com straight up that u want her so badly as other guys wud, rather pretend like u r using her hand to massage urs.

N one more secret about ladies Is that once they are attracted to u, merely seeing u or hearing ur voice turn them on , every where u touch anywhere on her skin, hv same effect , so stop thinking u must squeeze d bo0bs b4 she feels u!

More on these leta.

HARDDON:
From ur first drop in, note


1) unless ofcos u fancy been bf , the wakey wakey early morning text is totally uncultured , outa xta.

If u must , say: yea, I know my tots has been running tru ur mind n probably, u didn't sleep well buh now itz time to rise up n taste dis coffee .....


2) it is high time she starts coming to ur crib n not d other way round...... I make it a point of order not to visit my female friends unless ofcos, very rarely , that one.
But if u like d BC title, all gush gud

3) who brought d tramadol idea? ( crazy folks) yea u!


4) You can't just jump in n wano kiss a lady no matter what! Arrrrh !

Men have flip on switch, women have tune up nob.

So next time, b4 u ever think lips, think, runing ur hands down her hair first! Think cubbing her face, think rubbing her cheeks, playing with her ear lobe then going down her neck , think running ur hands over her arms, whatever u do, avoid her boobs first, until she start responding, then u can gently move ur hands over them , don't squeeze. As u tune her up, she wud lounge forward for a kiss , if she don't, take ur time with the other jobs avoiding sensitive parts

It is my style to reject dem @ first wen they wano kiss( this builds d anticipation n drives them wild. Cos they r used to guys just giving in to them, n here u r with another swag, big ball) I just brush their lips n move my lips to the nape of their neck n plant a full kiss there( that is a powerfull move, most ladies wud literally melt wen u do this well coupled with d ear lobe )



SENSE PILL 14: USE THE INSENSITIVE THINGZ TO TUNE UP D SENSITIVE ONES N GAME IZ SURE!

Obiomon:
ride on bruh and i want to know what to tell her when she finally cals cos i believe she would be like why i have been acting this way lately ie not calling her anymore

From ur first drop in, note


1) unless ofcos u fancy been bf , the wakey wakey early morning text is totally uncultured , outa xta.

If u must , say: yea, I know my tots has been running tru ur mind n probably, u didn't sleep well buh now itz time to rise up n taste dis coffee .....


2) it is high time she starts coming to ur crib n not d other way round...... I make it a point of order not to visit my female friends unless ofcos, very rarely , that one.
But if u like d BC title, all gush gud

3) who brought d tramadol idea? ( crazy folks) yea u!


4) You can't just jump in n wano kiss a lady no matter what! Arrrrh !

Men have flip on switch, women have tune up nob.

So next time, b4 u ever think lips, think, runing ur hands down her hair first! Think cubbing her face, think rubbing her cheeks, playing with her ear lobe then going down her neck , think running ur hands over her arms, whatever u do, avoid her boobs first, until she start responding, then u can gently move ur hands over them , don't squeeze. As u tune her up, she wud lounge forward for a kiss , if she don't, take ur time with the other jobs avoiding sensitive parts

NLjona:
bro continue the DRILLS na.. or are you done with it?..

Nopes, we gota long way ta go

D

Obiomon:
ride on bruh and i want to know what to tell her when she finally cals cos i believe she would be like why i have been acting this way lately ie not calling her anymore

Wen she calls, tell her u bin sick n can't bliv she hasn't called u all along , what a gf she iz!

If she is crz about u, she wud run down to ur place!

Obiomon:
naaahhh ofcos not

People cry 4 Luv every now n den.....


I know u r dying silently though , its not easy to fight the fire especially wen a fresh fish to stew is involved .

Go out n meet others, u were b4 she came, live ur life... She wud call soon

I got some things to tell u though

Obiomon:
nahhhh i aint gon call her... :> u tell me what to do sha.. Am gon make her cry lol

, nice very nice ...... Guys have been d ones crying .

A lil tears from d lady folks wudnt be outa place wud it?

Obiomon:
just as i said , i havent called her nor seen her.. She hasnt even called either.. So we just dere.......[color=] just as i said , i havent called her nor seen her.. She hasnt even called either.. So we just dere.......[/color] just as i said ealier that i wont call her. so, i havent called her nor seen her.. She hasnt even called either.. So we just dere.......

Wow, the ego game is playing out waiting for the one that wud take d bruise n break d ice .

Wud u?

HARDDON:
For a start, learn to control ur urge or crush as u call it...

Cos ladies can sense that from a thousand feetz out.... N once she notice that, she begins to make u goof n try to friend zone( not intentionally but they all put guys tru this very test to see if the guy is worth it, knows his onion , if he is, they get attracted to gut level cos they r used to whims but if u r not, they maga zone u if u got dough or there is some benefits from u, or just start ignoring u if u gat none)


Hey guy! There is no rule book that says only u must do the calling!
She is supposed to return ur calls. How? Well , just as wen d convo is going on well, cut in that u got to go now, got things to take care of , but b4 dropping, tell her u wud expect her call by 7pm. U got this hawt gist for her( luk for a cocky n funny story to tell her.)

Basically, u mold ladies to what u want.

If u want them to call, sensibly say that.....


From ur tone, u sound too desperate! Relax gee b4 u scare her away. N with d way u sound, I'm not surprised wen u say u got nothing to say .

Wen u let ur blood run wild, it clogs ur reasoning abilities , n u begin to goof.


Like I said earlier, u have to be versed in d women's world. Read up things that interest them . stories, behaviours , things that wow them .....or her

banme:
HARDDON i really need ur help...i got the number of a girl i've been crushing on (i got it from her)...i've called her jst twice cauz am nt good with phone conversations...on the other hand i am great in chatting and dat is wat i've been using as ma weapon...bt chatting alone won't work,so i need to start calling...bt truth b told i dnt knw wat to say...help me out plsssss.

For a start, learn to control ur urge or crush as u call it...

Cos ladies can sense that from a thousand feetz out.... N once she notice that, she begins to make u goof n try to friend zone( not intentionally but they all put guys tru this very test to see if the guy is worth it, knows his onion , if he is, they get attracted to gut level cos they r used to whims but if u r not, they maga zone u if u got dough or there is some benefits from u, or just start ignoring u if u gat none)


Hey guy! There is no rule book that says only u must do the calling!
She is supposed to return ur calls. How? Well , just as wen d convo is going on well, cut in that u got to go now, got things to take care of , but b4 dropping, tell her u wud expect her call by 7pm. U got this hawt gist for her( luk for a witty n funny story to tell her.)

To do a reset, we hv to undo most of the things u have done .

Btw, have u guys spoken / seen since the last time we talked? What happened? What did u say?

Obiomon:
Harddon u stopped talking o. Whats happening , u didnt tell me what to do again o.. Comon man u needed here

Got swayed by the many waves on my mind , buh we got chu

LaRoyalHighness:
No need for the insult little cockcroch... I am just asking for Part 2 of the story... Real or fake... After the suspension... What happened?

I wud hv rained down on u , d full weight of all lyrical whip suitable for such an unwarranted , unacceptable , uncultured n childish name calling

but on a second thought I realized NUMB n DUMB can easily be read one for d other.

Next time , chk up words u don't know dier meaning b4 vibing crudely .

Now I wud expect an unreserved apology from u, in ur reply to this.

FredN:
If this story is real... then you my friend are in a mess

Your boss clearly has a case of multiple personality disorder. In other words.. she get skoi skoi for ha head

She obviously has a crush on you... and when u rebuffed her, she decided to punish you

You have to go see her in private, let her know you like her and want you guys to have a solid relationship thats why you didn't do stuff that night. Go with a hidden camera to record her confession. If she doesn't admit anything then go start dusting ypur CV

@ bolded, very wrong move!

How can u advise him to ever mention such a thing?
She is bruised n u advise him to go playing that card? Wow!

Whatever happened d night b4 , has very little to do here. Yea , she might hv woken up lonely n cursed him for not screwing her

But what happened here, is to put him in chk n not go thinking because they b rolling , he can start undermining her in office!
Pleasure n biz got no correlation which op obviously hasn't learnt

LaRoyalHighness:
Nice one.. Any part two?

If I was to tell u a real life tale that is even more incredible, u wud be too numb to ask for part 3

Things happen in this life

EbolaParasite:
Yes it is fake. All na ploy to get views. Lots of fake stories on nairaland just to increase membership.

Sometimes, super stories r more real than real life stories!

If u percieve a lil , things people experience in this life that u haven't ever dreamt of, ur mind wud be more receptive to strange tales



Op, Nice guys always eat the back of d pot! Live very frustrated lives

Check my signature.....

Btw, I think u should grow some balls wen u r out of the office with her.... U r too timid, too intimidated, too shallow , too grateful!
Man up!

ivyT:
having big ass and tiny boobs isn't stature

I cudnt have said an better!

Is that peanut on her chest?

What is d baby gon suck on ? U bring my child to suffer mal nutrition cos u used all d tissues to grow bum bum padded wit sh1t? Arrrrh!

HARDDON:
@ Obiomon

Wow, what a run down of ur life history

U started very well, unlike some of us, then started getting clingy n finally, needy:

Two things r involved with d way u r going: get friend zoned( most likely) n get degraded.

or have a gurl friend that u wud be @ her beck n call ....

1) U seem to be the only one visiting
2) Ur kiss move was just wacky
3) u r almost blowing it.

U have to do a reset . kindly go tru d pages n find tune ur self on how to have balls/create n tune up attraction around women b4 u blow it.

There is gono be a whole drill dedicated to taking thing to d physical level but before then, here are a few pills to help douse ur aches and save dis stake

@ Obiomon

Wow, what a run down of ur life history

U started very well, unlike some of us, then started getting clingy n finally, needy:

Two things r involved with d way u r going: get friend zoned( most likely) n get degraded.

or have a gurl friend that u wud be @ her beck n call ....

The hypocrites already know he isnt fighting kwaruption.


Rather witch hunting .


N it seems to be working ! All voices of opposition suddenly silence!

Crying wolves! Can't imagine APC still playing opposition !

Rivers is PDP

U know u stand no triundz there so piss off

Imagine placing an order n it comes like that?

cruzita:
he just signed his death certificate

Gurls cud be twins. U know those buy one get one for free situations

That way, he is safe .

Don't only ban , send them back to where they came from !

Wow, women proposing now?

Nice, we just fold out hands n let them come to us.

Senate , please let get the gender equality bills signed . infact let's reverse d rolls but they wud still be carrying pregnance ooo

NLjona:
yeah thats what i thought... thanks

*modified*

boss pls answer this boring questions let me see how you'll answer them and ill device my own ways and more.. thanks

questions: how are you?.. how was your day?.. what are you doing?.. where are you?...

i have my own ways of answering them but i eanna know your pattern and device new means...thanks a lot

*Modified*
She just called twice.. ignored her...seems d game is still on.. glad ive learnt my lesson. promise i wont disappoint you again

She ask how r u? ask how u doing

possible response: " common Gurl, u can't be a thousand miles away n ask me that, come n find out. N don't forget to buy wine wen coming.....

Or say " oh I'm doing great! Ur friend u sent down is taking gud care of me...."

Or say: I'm awesome considering d fact that u ain't here with all ur troubles! Lol



SHE ASK HOW UR DAY IS/WENT

1) day was great, had alota female chykas , u wudnt imagine one lady was staring @ me until she walked into an orange seller! I cudnt but help them pick d spilled oranges.....

2) r u trying to take me out? Sorry but I'm very tired can't go out wit u today


WHAT R U DOING?

1) some1 iz working it down dere. I'm just njoying it.

2) @ home just starin @ diz live b00bss show , wano come join us?....dey r huge

3) I'm @ dis joint, strippas everywhere , I'm sipping something that taste like milk.....

4) I'm in well furnished shrine , listening to Kul sounds from d spirit world

,5) I'm hanging out atop a tree, breezy up here!

6) my hands r on something so soft but my eyes r closed ooooo

7) I'm teaching my new catch some bed skills


WHERE R U?

1) I'm in d forest , I'm hunting some soft human

2) I'm @ a joint, some1 is twerking on my laps ooooo

3) @ home, we r cooking together ......

4) @ d office, thiz lady wudnt just let me go !



However u choose to modify them,

Paint it in such a way that gets her jelos u r enjoying urself n she is missing out

juhan:
warris this one saying?

First off, Don is d name

Secondly , I didn't think u were smart enough to fathom that ....


#urherebyignored

juhan:
*takes a very deep breath* abeg which yeye ego you they talk about?

Do I really hv to school u about that?

Obviously u , like most ladies , r a fair weather friend.

N the very day people like u learn to respect guys with or without some papers, men wud cheating on their wives.



Btw, money is not papers . Simply ideas