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Adminisher:
Noooo they don't want to talk. They want to bring death and destruction from all points of the compass. You don't start violence and then claim you want t.o talk. The earth itself is crying from the pollution.
War is not about shooting guns and macho. It is serious hunger and suffering of women and children.
The people the soldiers the FG will unleash on the region are not going to be "very nice". They will commit genocide and people will say the NDA overstepped bounds and everything dies.

Death n destruction? how many people have died from d bombing please remind us.

U don't start violence n want to talk? Wow! Have they perpetuated anything close to BH that ur president just granted presidential pardon n r been rehabilitated now, soon be released into d society to further their works?

These same people that kill n crippled thousands?

The earth is crying from pollution of crude that was gotten from same earth but ITS NOT CRYING FROM X BLOOD OF D INNOCENT BH KILLED HUH?
The earth is not crying from d blood ur president's Fulani brother have been spilling?


How pyrochial ! How hypocritical , how evil , how animalistic , how blinded can u get?

juhan:
Your problem with her now is that shes too honest with you Smh

Truth iz Kul buh this very truth is double edged

1) a ploy to rob d guy's ego on d dust of humiliation which is most probable ( since u cant , u gat a lot on d line that can n dot take it personal when they start hitting it a lil bit)

Bottom line: u have no control over me henceforth



2) just been plainly open



But however it is, guy's ego must be bruised depending on how she related d msg

omooba969:
There are wives who never learn nor listen. To even say sorry when they are wrong(that's if they even admit without arguing) is another ball game entirely.


Anytime you correct them, they feel you are attacking them so they get on the offensive even if the matter is not serious.

These ones are the insensitive type, inconsiderate & non-proactive.

@ bolded, u don't just get it! She knows what she is doing! Trying to lay hands on d control knob cos no matter what, d home must have a leader! If u keep letting her have her way, u wake up one day , n realise she got u under cover. Can do n undo n u can't make no ish ( husby getting friend zoned, u can't sleep with her @ will again, u got to bribe her b4 she does things, u can't ..she goes n comes @ will , talk back @ u , n generally make life hellish ....on dear heavens! )
This is when she begins to cheat
This is when men begin to flex muscles

I advise all guys to read this thread! N wake up from ur slumber!

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only

NLjona:
aaaarrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!
im fukin disappointed at myself ryt now..shld have done better... but ive learned.. so wat do u advice me doin now..

Ignore her..

Learn to think on ur feet .... Go out there n meet others

When wud the northern president release funds into d economy?

Wen wud he develop a plan and stop using Gej's master plan? Plagiarism is punishable by law.


When wud he visit Otuoke n thank Gej , his mentor?


When wud he commission a log of wood bridge @ d very least?

When wud he shed his wings n get to work?

When wud he bring back his children to school here n feel what every other parents feel?

Enough of the lies, He feels no Nigerian pain, how cud he wen he lives in a glass house , armoured cars n presidential jet? Sometimes I wonder if he is a Nigerian or he is from Niger

How can Fuel be more expensive than Ago?

AsanwaKC:
she's cool..

Just d headphone I noticed

NLjona:
lol nice ... but ive been waiting for ur response since na...
i calld her today bt d ntwork was trash ..i hung up.. she calld mins later nd asked what i went to do...(network still trash ) i said i went to gt sumtin.. i heard her hiss den hung up d call. called her bak she didn't pik den i texted her to.. "text me cos i cant hear what your saying *network issh* " bt she haven't texted bak.

m kinda confused weda its because of the netwrk she hung up or what? ...i feel ive said sumtin i shld hav said.. help me out..

i dnt even knw why m still talkin to her sef cos she is one crazy girl dat dealt wit me bak then ( i was still fresh toad in the game)

*modified*
i didn't know wat UANS means bt as a smart guy ( i dont like to brag o) i figured out it will mean . U Are Not Serious.

@bolded, never answer a boring question straight up! Arrrrh! Do I need to come over other and whoop that into u?!

In fact, I expect u to think n tell us a beta, witty response to that.

Btw, a Gurl hiss n drop call? Red Flag.

U should have ignored her then( u might not hv done anything wrong gee!!!! She might just be testing u To see if u got a life of ur own now or u faking this new skills! Arrrh!
N one way to confirm that is u rushing to call back! U shldnt have ...that is how guys get friend zoned. Cos when she didn't pick, she wud expect u to keep dailing, selling ur self short n handing her ur balls!

N here u r already showing those signs of confusion that leads to desperation ! I have told u to go out there n meet other ladies!



U should have sent a msg: I heard u hiss n den dropped, R u having a painful flow or just angry @ Mtn for not allowing u hear my voice? Whatever it is, call me by 7pm when u gotten urself together .

AdetayoS:
My case is actually diff. When it comes to thinking on d spot and and creating that attraction..I find it difficult....a girl I knew bt never talked to, tapped me one day nd instead of me coming up with something I digested from here...I ended up asking whether she stays off k or on campus nd other irrelevant qxn....how do I retrace my step back nd create that lasting impression

To overcome this, practice is the best answer .

1) Write down 10 places u usually meet/interact with ladies

2) think up and write down 10 diff chat up lines that r witty , go over them n memorize d best five. Use them when u r wit dem ladies, receptionist, attendants, call agents. dese r all gud practice targets cos they r paid to attend to d public n treat u nice, so ride that tide n let d witty n fun u out!

Call Mtn , etisalat , radio station ( those gurls have nice voices ) lines n just throw ur lines....

Eg , u call, she picks with dis their accent n u say wow, ur voice is sleek, r u trying to impress me wit it? She wud be thrown off balance , don't wait for her response just say: well u got to try harder.... Or u say , oops, she quiet, yea I know, I have that effect on ladies! He he he

When u call customer care n a guy picks, drop n call back(lol)
If a lady picks, say; u just drain my credit while i was talking to my gf why? R u jelos, now I want to continue the call, oya borrow me some credit if u ain't jelos!



3) u can also write d general ones we have here down n practice them.

NLjona:
bro my ex called today early morning , after we last talked days bak (hope u still remember) didnt pick up nd she texted me

here: "Hi F****. Jxt a glance ov ur face in my tot i remembad u. Hw u doin? Gud i gues. Hv an enthusiastic day ahead. Good morning. Cheers. W****

my reply ( 7hrs later): "Hi.. I know uve missed me bt dint know its dis much na.. Hope u wont rape me wen we see ooo i hope u come in peace!!! *smiles* .. anyhow sha m fine. Went to morning practice, saw ur beep wen i came bak. Talk later."

she replied: UANS.. Hehehehe



how did i do?.. i hope m learning fast.. and wats the next step.. havnt still called her yet

Lol!

9c!


Very nice 1st two lines ...

Buh ehmmmm, we've told never to answer boring questions straight up, didn't we?

If she ask how u doing, possible response: " common Gurl, u can't be a thousand miles away n ask me that, come n find out ." say that wit an edge to ur tone

Or say " oh I'm doing great! Ur friend u sent down is taking gud care of me...."

If she ask which friend, tel her d yellow paw paw friend by name......

Murder , murder! Dont be surprise to see her d next min @ ur door!


Way forward? U wud know when u get there .....



Btw, educate us : what is UANS?

Op is obviously njoying d financial gains! Fancy dina, sleek shopping spree n a mugu that is a spendthrif ....oh high heavens!
Don't Luv d bee , just d honey syndrome

Cant bliv this tiny woman papazoning ( this is more thann friend zoning) the advanced guy. The guy was just too cheap! Imaging a director letting his qub ordinate to call him babyish name around other sub ordinates. Where is d respect n official decorum? Im I paying u to be jovial on official hours? .....I'd fire them both!

Op, u r such a subtle one! Itz been ur plan to lay ur teeth on some of his money all along......imagine giving him an all BOOBS PRESSING HUG, calling him childish names n even offering to do his work for him like u were a private sec!
Guy has learnt nothing in d web of women even @ his age. He shld hv called u to order long time ago. So others don't disrespect him.




This iz why I advise every guy to read this thread


https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only


n wake up from ur dull dumb state!

NLjona:
abeg can someone explain to me why we the cute and handsome guys always get admired by ugly girls ... i mean it's frustrating!!!.. instead the girls you like will be scared to date you. who else is experiencing this?

Change ur circle!

Go to where u hv 9ners

kelvinatkins:
Tanks boss
But I didn't mention I luv u nd miss u shit, what I said was feels good 2 see u again after 4 yrs, nd discussed abt life a little bit.
She didn't say No sex relatioship then, I was stayinng with my sister then, Na chance 2 chop her kpoyoyan I no see.
The content of the msg I sent was: hi dearie hw was ur 9t, hope u didn't pee on d bed? Jst checkn on u do av a 9ce day. She didn't reply and I avn't call her.

Oh somewhat nice but instead saying it feels gud to see u ....... U should have asked her " why r u beaming from ears to ears? U must have really missea me!"
Pull her close n hug her.....


See? D idea is not go tell her what u feel, even though u feel It, twist it n make it look like she had been dying to see u...


Last paragraph was dope! The pee on bed part.

Keep ur guts on

Tucked in Twel!

Quakertellicus1:
Well....if we had increased refining capacity....ages ago....we would have been buying fuel at a lesser price.

The real problem is the fact we are importing most of the refined product we consume.

It does not make sense to subsidize it.

Was subsidy also responsible for d hardship the northern president put Nigerians tru in 1983?

Was it fuel selling for less than 50$ that caused that too?

Quakertellicus1:
It was the right thing to do.

I opposed GEJ.....but his plan to remove the subsidy I did not oppose...because it made sense even then.

We can be thankful that our Government has the boldness to admit they were wrong...and make the necessary changes.

Anyone opposing this better recall that we are not masters of our destiny here. We need oil to be 123 USD per barrel....and right now, it sin't even at 50USD. Time we faced reality.

GEJ should have saved....but that means we would have had to take this decision next year.

God preserve Nigeria.

What justification do u have for d fact that the very oil they suck from our lands is d very one we r paying premium price for?

N hey, if u ain't been following trends, go read up n stop laying blame on Gej. Go ask amaechi , osho n all d APC governors who opposed Gej as to d saving bull u just reeled

WHIZKIDEFE:
HARDDON, you keep this ministry moving till it gets to the permanent site and have branches of testimoneys.. Thumbs up for you, bro..

Hope u ain't collecting offering on side oooooooooo.

Tell us ur story gee,

kelvinatkins:
Boss you are doing a great job.
i would like you to give me tips i can use on my ex girl friend.
we broke up by conduct after we packed out of the area she is staying. though it was a serious relationship no intimacy at all. we dated for about a month and i got tired of calling her, she keep calling me and she later got tired as well. now am back to that same area and i saw her on Sunday,we exchanged contact and i gave her a call that night told her some sweet things and and gisted a bit she said she has been thinking about since last week when she went to see a friend in my former compound.
I didn't call her yesterday which was Monday, i sent her a text message this morning been Tuesday .hope i have not messed things up
boss i wanna date this girl again.

For u not to mess things up, follow all that u have read here..... N create attraction.
U should know whatever happened Btw u guys b4 is in d past now n its a new improved u as such, u must take charge. N practice all uve learnt here.

By the way, I can almost tell she was the one that said she wanted a r/ship without s3x n u concurred , wrong? Yea , we know.

Nope u haven't messed things up, but I'm curious , what are those sweet things u told her wen u called?
Hope u didn't sell short by waxing lyrical n declaring ur Luv for her again, telling her how much u miss her n can't wait to hv her?
If these are the sweet things u told her, u deserved some punishment. A lil resetting slap perhaps?


Women read different meanings to these kinda Lines n u shouldn't ever be cut using them!

You say

" I Luv u so much baiby"

she just smiles sheepishly n glows n in ur head u think she feels same way? Lies!
Here r d two meanings she reads to that n why she is smiling !

"Arhh ,here is another very easy guy I can order arround n hv him do my biddings.... How I wish he knows he just handed me d controlling nob n I'm gono judiciously use it.... The idiot just killed d attraction that brought me close...."

B) " we just met n he is already proffesing Luv ? Wow, he must be so s3x starved he just wants my body!.....this must be what he tells every new Gurl he met to lay them!"


You say:
" I missed u so much n can't wait to hv u"

She reads: " he just wants to get down......he must be jobless?"



These are the lines that proves to her, u ain't worth it n she turns u to a friendzoned maga if she is gaining financially from u or she starts ignoring u altogether if u r of no benefit to her!

Al u need to make her wanting u, are All spread out in plain languages within these pages, go tru them n Be the man u were made to be.

Rich Regards

an eagle that has been beaten by a storm does not get scared of a mere drizzle

It is quite obvious now.....granting amnesty to killers huh?

Be prepared thou northern president this presidence j r setting I. Motion.....!
But judgement , unfortunately, does not always wait till d end of time

irumanle:
I'm loving this thread

Hey , don't just read n roll off, tell us ur story n what uve picked

kelvinatkins:
Boss you are doing a great job.
i would like you to give me tips i can use on my ex girl friend.
we broke up by conduct after i left she is staying. though it was a serious relationship sha no intimacy at all. we dated for about a month and i got tired of calling her, she keep calling me and she later got tired as well. now am back to hood and i saw her on sunday,we excahnged contact and i gave her a call that night told her some sweet things and and gisted a bit she said she has been thinking about since last week when she went to see a friend in our and stuffs like that sha.
I didn't call her yesterday, i sent her a text msg this morning. hope i have not messed things up
boss i wanna date this girl again.

Tell a deep breath gee n resend d msg, cudnt make u out

HARDDON:
She responded thus:

°•I'm no rapist!!!
°•I'll behave as a perfect lady should.
I'd buy you a 4 course meal at 5star restaurant an take you dancing after if that's what you like
....An after I'll take you home an won't even beg fer a goodnight kiss.
.....you'll offer that freely


(There she screamed, to put me off, n make me mellow, but ain't having none of it, thereafter got herself n try to entice mua.....
)


My Response:


That is the first statement that pops out of most rapists; "I'm no rapist" even when u catch them in d act!

N ur perfect lady behaviour wud put me on edge because I wud just know u have a hidden agenda( yea I got that from d experiences of been a guy)

If I wasnt off ur league( ouch! #murder!) I wud have jumped @ d offer, eat meal, order alota take away. Ofcos we can go dancing n drinking thereafter.

Just as wen i notice u getting tipsy, we go home: but I wud only stop @ ur gate, bid u farewell n be gone! Even b4 u utter a word with ur seductive eyes.
Leave u hanging with ur colourless drippings inbtw ur legs!

N shatter all ur hopes n plans of getting a lil som som

I'm not ur average Jones, Jane! there r guys money can't move , B00bs Cant blur , B00ty can't blow .

( not swayed, arm twisted her, assertive n ouch! Dah Bliss!)

She replies , well drenched in my wit

:

You had me laughing hard
..Do I at least get some of the take away?
...Or do you deny me that as you've denied me my goodbye kiss?


My reply:
Laughing?
Tot ladies that have been so heart broken by lota guys rarely laugh?



Hungry Gurl , keep wishing for take away!
When u took me away n I took food away!

Don't know y u even had d feintest idea u'd ,@ d very least, get a gnyt kiss

Didn't u see my lips were too rich for yours?
Common Gurl, learn to cut ur clothes according to ur cloth!


Now that is how u keep a convo going with wit and homour .....here is d thread

https://www.nairaland.com/3090448/question-ladies-what-situation-photo/1#45384600

HARDDON:
Then shy replied

Lol
°I would ask you out Harddon an pay gladly!......


After a while I responded :

No can't do! I jump am pass...... For U r like them network providers; Give freebies with the right hand n collect it back a triple times over with d left hand!


Wudnt wano be raped tru d night coz u bought me a tiny cupa coffee. ....



( notice the fact that regular guys wud have lapped this up, I deflected n used it to hunt het

She responded thus:

°•I'm no rapist!!!
°•I'll behave as a perfect lady should.
I'd buy you a 4 course meal at 5star restaurant an take you dancing after if that's what you like
....An after I'll take you home an won't even beg fer a goodnight kiss.
.....you'll offer that freely


(There she screamed, to put me off, n make me mellow, but ain't having none of it, thereafter got herself n try to entice mua.....
)


My Response:


That is the first statement that pops out of most rapists; "I'm no rapist" even when u catch them in d act!

N ur perfect lady behaviour wud put me on edge because I wud just know u have a hidden agenda( yea I got that from d experiences of been a guy)

If I wasnt off ur league( ouch! #murder!) I wud have jumped @ d offer, eat meal, order alota take away. Ofcos we can go dancing n drinking thereafter.

Just as wen i notice u getting tipsy, we go home: but I wud only stop @ ur gate, bid u farewell n be gone! Even b4 u utter a word with ur seductive eyes.
Leave u hanging with ur colourless drippings inbtw ur legs!

N shatter all ur hopes n plans of getting a lil som som

I'm not ur average Jones, Jane! there r guys money can't move , B00bs Cant blur , B00ty can't blow .

( not swayed, arm twisted her, assertive n ouch! !)

HARDDON:
This is from a thread here. The op was asking them ladies how they wud feel when asked by a guy they just 1 dating with, to pay d bills
N some1 y'all know very well, made d following statement :

°•If he asked me ta pay,I would
.....an never fool with him again
He's wooing me an I have ta pay for it


My Reply

So u were fooling with him b4?

@ bolded, Who said he was wooing u? He took u along to share his space,spot n sprite n uve concluded in ur tiny mind he is wooing? Women ! Arrrh!

I have done that b4 to a Gurl though in a very subtle way, she was paying n laughing! N was totally blown a guy cud cud hv d gut to make her pay for asking him out!

That is one of my main test , coz some ladies can be so stingy, n ain't got no time to scrub around stingy souls

Then shy replied

Lol
°I would ask you out Harddon an pay gladly!......


After a while I responded :

No can't do! I jump am pass...... For U r like them network providers; Give freebies with the right hand n collect it back a triple times over with d left hand!


Wudnt wano be raped tru d night coz u bought me a tiny cupa coffee. ....



( notice the fact that regular guys wud have lapped this up, I deflected n used it to hunt het

HARDDON:
Btw, here is how to keep a convo going .... U string it or weave a new one

This is from a thread here. The op was asking them ladies how they wud feel when asked by a guy they just 1 dating with, to pay d bills
N some1 y'all know very well, made d following statement :

°•If he asked me ta pay,I would
.....an never fool with him again
He's wooing me an I have ta pay for it


My Reply

So u were fooling with him b4?

@ bolded, Who said he was wooing u? He took u along to share his space,spot n sprite n uve concluded in ur tiny mind he is wooing? Women ! Arrrh!

I have done that b4 to a Gurl though in a very subtle way, she was paying n laughing! N was totally blown a guy cud cud hv d gut to make her pay for asking him out!

That is one of my main test , coz some ladies can be so stingy, n ain't got no time to scrub around stingy souls

HARDDON:
Drop simple lines: when she picks n says hello, with a deep relaxed voice, say like u talking to urself " r u sure I got d right number? This voice sounds masculine! "

She wud laugh , while she is @ it, drop the call, like d laughter scared u off.

Some might call back, most wud, just to tell u she is d one!
Don't take immediately , let it ring a while b4 picking,

Then hit back thus " for once I tot I turned gay over night!... U scared d egg outa my balls! "

Btw, here is how to keep a convo going .... U string it or weave a new one

Btw, here is how to keep a convo going .... U string it or weave a new one

halfricanadian:
If any of my friend date my Ex i wud b happy for both of them

There is something about me is no matter how mch u hurt me i will always wish to see u happy

How do u guys do it?

He cheated, so the best pay back is to f his friend?

*scoffs*

Guys just laugh over it over some chilled beer!