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RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 6:14pm On May 05, 2016
realpoacher:
Boy you are Good!... smiley I use to think that I was the don until you entered the scene. Man thumbs up for you boss!... I pray you allow me to contribute my quota to the ministry anytime I am free because there is still other parts you haven't touched yet which I wanna elaborate on!...

I hope you will grant me permission to lend my revered knowledge as well? wink
Gee, forget me forming don pro here. ooo, I'm still a learner until I steal Beyonce from J or I ride high all them kardeshian gurls starting from Kim while Kanye makes dem vids, until ini Edo n Tiwa become my side chicks, n Linda ikeji become my gate Gurl cheesy cool

Ofcos u welcome to contribute n compliment , just check d first page n follow d flow..... We are still developing this......meeting been d first, after now, we go to setting up d first date, to first kiss n upwards
CultureRe: A Nairalander Honours Late Oba Of Benin, Shave His Hair. by HARDDON: 5:39pm On May 05, 2016
halfcurrent:
normal haircut. some of us have our hair perpetually this low, so nothing new
Do u know how it feels For some1 whose singular signature is his hair ,to have same cut?
Just imagine Korede without his hair
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Falz And Simi That People Are Talking About by HARDDON: 3:31pm On May 05, 2016
Do they all know if he is arm twisting her behind now?


#picsfadestherealddal
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Falz And Simi That People Are Talking About by HARDDON: 3:30pm On May 05, 2016
Do they all know if he is arm twisting her behind now?


#picsfadestherealdeal
RomanceRe: How To Treat A Lady by HARDDON: 3:13pm On May 05, 2016
Some of these are totally off @ a tangent ....



All a guy really needs to know is all in here :

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only

But ladies are not allowed cool
RomanceRe: And So Who's Your Nairaland Crush? Give Us Some Cues Abt Him/her, Lets Guess by HARDDON: 3:08pm On May 05, 2016
RomanceRe: The Most Handsome Guys On Nairaland Don't Display Their Faces On Profiles by HARDDON: 2:51pm On May 05, 2016
amosbasil007:
Make u carry the handsome face go drop for bank as collateral collect loan.
grin

His mama told him he was handsome embarassed
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 2:46pm On May 05, 2016
eunisam:
this is......
Huh? huh
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 2:46pm On May 05, 2016
NLjona:
and when she finally knows its me... what next?... thanks
As much as possible don't tell her who u r....
Use d suspense strategy to ur advantage n u burst her balls with ur new found self.

If she wano douth u, tell her intimate things about her ... That wud make her relax n wano to know u more, deflect all questions from u to her.

Use this method to hone ur witty skills on d phone with her first. Make her so fall for u first b4 u finally set up a meet ....
PetsRe: Chronicles of Sheila! by HARDDON(op):
6weeks Sheila!

RomanceRe: Advice To All The Single Ladies Out There by HARDDON: 10:43pm On May 04, 2016
halfricanadian:
No need tanx for trying tho

Mails upon mails nd still d same person

I tot dey say act like a fool to avoid problems

Bt me acting like a fool is making me look too too vulunerable im tired of dat

i went dis far cos of love bt wen it becomes threathening my happiness i just quit been a fool

I myt love nd forgive bt will nt wish long term with such
I'm not looking for Luv , got my hands full.

Wonder Y I'm doing this? Ur answer is on my Signature which says life's quality lies not on the number of years u live but d lives u touched while on earth u tread.
I make it a point of order to leave smiles on d faces I come across. There lies my joy too.

If uve been mailing about this yet no solution , it shldnt pull u into ur shell .


this I bliv wud be d very last time u stress in unhappiness .
because

I shine d light across d night no matter how tight life might fight

I write to ignite lofty heights upon down hearts.
N like a seasoned knight undaunted by stage freight
I make minds glide
Take to dah heaven skies

Come, fly high like a kite


Just Mail....... I promise I wud bite shocked cheesy
RomanceRe: Advice To All The Single Ladies Out There by HARDDON: 10:05pm On May 04, 2016
halfricanadian:
Tank u

my happiness is not sold nor bought

Bt its fine i av got God nd me to make mysef happy

Dats all dat matters
Uv got a listening ear here with loads of experiences,
I can feel it u really need someone to talk to.

Pent up emotions , not gud. Let's talk away from dis full glare.....

Send a mail......
RomanceRe: Advice To All The Single Ladies Out There by HARDDON: 9:51pm On May 04, 2016
halfricanadian:
I kno ryt

Dats why im quiet cos dis is my life we talking bou

So i love mysef so mch im d only one making mysef happy while in a relationship

Cos i kno all is but for a while who loves me nd my happiness will find me
God said his thought for me nd plans for me is of good not evil
Sure God's plans for us r just perfect! But we have to let go of what is on our hands b4 he brings what he's programmed for us. That guy is just @ d door: he wudnt enter n make u really happy, he wudnt come out for another ? N u let him? Common gurl

Ur happiness is none negotiable, it can't be bought nida.
RomanceRe: Advice To All The Single Ladies Out There by HARDDON: 9:38pm On May 04, 2016
halfricanadian:
Yeah dey exist i kno of one sha
How can a guy Luv u n not want ur happiness ?

Monster /gang star Luv?

That ain't no Luv gurl
RomanceRe: Ladies How Do You Want To Be Proposed To? by HARDDON:
What is the essence of proposing?

Just tell her, babes, tell ur parents we r coming to see them on Saturday (n watch her heart Falk out of her rib cage in excitement )

Let them just prepare d list too...
We're in a hurry. grin
PetsChronicles of Sheila! by HARDDON(op):
Name: Sheila ( Nickname : S gurl!)
Breed: GSD
Acquired: 4th March, 2018
Age: 6weeks
Gender: Female

Physical Features
Colour: Black/Tan
Eyes: outa white with Different shades of brown inner rings
Paws: Massive paws firmly fitted on a tiny boo

Personality: Hyper active, super intelligent, craves company, fast learner, swags of a slay queen, very jealous and now Barks at my F friends cheesy

Medical History

Dewormed, Given full dose vaccination, Anti-Rabbis.

Meal Favs
Varried:Canned( Jojo & Pedigree, taste of the wild took her tummy out and she wouldnt have that ever again! very smart) Diamond Kibbles Crunches, Milk, Golden Morn, Smoked fish, Biscuit Bone with flesh, chicken , Rice, Cake bread mixed with Sardine, one boiled egg daily, lots of vitamins, Cof liver oil and Grass( varied). Sheila has never swallowed.

Bath Care
Magic Coat Flea & Tick Shampoo, Remington Deodorizer Spray, cream for ears, paws, tummy and any other part that might get hurt, big tissue roll, Dettol, grooming brush, sponge, T'wel


Acquired From: Bobbysaxy Kennel ( she spent 12 hours- waybill)

Price: NN, NNN.

Mod , Farano mi lil volcano, kindly move to pet section. wink Thanks

RomanceRe: All These Naija Girls With Fake Accents!!! by HARDDON: 8:57pm On May 04, 2016
U ball out thinking u foreign kiddo?
U been scammed
CelebritiesRe: Drake Makes Top Five On Forbes (must Read) by HARDDON: 5:34pm On May 04, 2016
ya know how we roll: how about a lil link?

wise investors, taking money from music and sinking them into ventures!
PoliticsRe: PHOTO: Aisha Buhari Presents Her Book To Wife Of Oyo State Governor, Mrs Ajimobi by HARDDON: 5:30pm On May 04, 2016
fake smiles
RomanceRe: How To Get Rid Of Vaginal Odor... by HARDDON: 5:28pm On May 04, 2016
klassykute:
ar u a girl or a boy? If ur a girl can u tell me how do u want science to tell u to wash ur puna? If ur a boy please my guy shut dat pit of urs u call a mouth ..
undecided undecided

you are not worth wasting a line on for only touts quake in the face of logic and reasoning

you stand ignored henceforth for your folly got ego
RomanceRe: How To Get Rid Of Vaginal Odor... by HARDDON: 5:12pm On May 04, 2016
wow, so op u expect gurls to just dive this solution without any scientific backup nor research?

in this age and time?
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 3:13pm On May 04, 2016
tegak10:
I didn't call or talk to her since Friday.....

met her on Monday but was ill.. we talked tho.. not fr long. n then I snubbed her most f d day. pretending I didn't see her n all.. I even passed her side saying nothing then she called me n I waved n kept walking...

today was talking to other girls n fr d first time in months she came to look fr me. then we talked fr like 30secs n I said I had somewhere to be n walked out during that tym she was just rubbing boobs.. then I walked out. she spent d rest f d day staring at me... I just kept talking to other girls...
hehehe, BOSS LYF! how does it feel?


you have to take things to physical level b4 u make her wake up from this slumber again
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 2:27pm On May 04, 2016
tegak10:
so like I avoided that girl n now she s chasing me n being affectionate n rubbing boobs on moi... is there still a chance
ah, it worked!

dont dont just screw it up this time. what happened exactly? and how have u reacted/handled her in this turn around?

ofcos there is a chance!
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:41am On May 04, 2016
If u can't keep up, don't belt up
RomanceRe: Ok Seriously People, Must There Be Blood When U Deflower A Girl by HARDDON: 1:45am On May 04, 2016
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 1:24am On May 04, 2016
Now ur life might really get very messy if u don't follow this coding rule in saving numbers. U wud tend to forget who is who n start calling Oge , Nkechi ... This is a huge turn off for ladies.
U must remember names, faces, places , last discussion, n voices. Tall order , yea, but u must. Tot u wanted to be Don Juan ? tongue

Avoid saving numbets with fishy names..... U saw what happened to t billz...


Avoid saving numbers with explanation because devices let u.


Here is d right way to do it:

Always use alphabets to help u remember which month u met who . when I was a teen in this thing, ive had situations I saved ladies n0s with just their names n when they called/or im scrolling tru my phone deleting those that dont call, I didn't remember who they were.
U can't imagine d stress of having to call to form familiarity n they just know who is calling but I don't remember them. I just use style to make them keep talking n I try to pick d voice or statements.... Till I get who it is, if I still can't I set up a date if d name bears a 5 star.

Most times, I don't even ask for their names in our first meeting, ain't no time. Try it, it works. I just save d name with some crazy stuff I wudnt wano share here shocked tongue

N always grade ur new ladies by attaching a star to five stars after their names .....

Eg
J Valerie *
F Oge ***
M Fiona **
S Zina *****

The more x star, d more complete she is physically, emotionally n brain wise . these group r keepers, they call , u burst them, they return d favour .... Ho LA LA , Neva a dull moment
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 12:42am On May 04, 2016
SENSE PILL 10: Get/Give the number, get out within five! The more u hang in there, d more likely u wud screw it up....! So just go while d ovation is loudest
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op):
HARDDON:
Now here is a lil work tru Assignment :

U can't keep learning all these gud stuff n not practicing them:

Write down list of places u most likely meet ladies every day and possible knock out lines u can use to chat them up.

It u don't have any, page 2 n 3 can help .

Go tru d chat up lines and pick d best ones.... This is for a start as time goes on, u have to horn ur skills as to think on ur feet n create an instant flow.

Then go out n meet at least 5 ladies this week.

While @ it, ur main purpose are : make her laugh by been witty n funny ,

Collect her number n roll off within 4-6 mins
To get her number, avoid d usuals with guys. Don't ask her if she has a line , don't ask her if she can give u her number ...these r needy lines n they wud return negative responses n leave u feeling like a drenched dock..


This is How To get a lady's line:

Make sure u end d convo abruptly by saying got to go now, here is my card. Walk on by.


Or , as she is laughing so hard from ur crack knocks, say ur Nokia 3310 luk lovely, let me see..... she hangs over d phone, u punch ur number on d dailpad n dail ur number, if it says insufficient credit, u say with a loud whisper into her ears. .. don't think this relationship wud work, cos I might end up using all my salary to load phone......

Use call me back to get d n0 while @ it.


Or this is where I call it a day, as u hand her d phone.....she knows what to do.


Or u tell her that u know she wud miss u after now n wud Luv to talk to u again n start calling out ur number very quickly if she didn't get it, tell her its her last chance , if she fails to get it, u be gone n call d n0 a lil gently


Or take ur pen , open her palms n write ur number therein while she is laughing.

NB: I rather Luv giving my numbers to them n letting them call . much easier that way n it gives me so much room to build up d attraction ....

This is because I usually don't care whether they call or not.
If they call, its to their benefit , if they don't, they lose a great guy that wud not only have exploded their ribs but make one of d sweetest memory's blowing dah dah dah to them.

When they call n after explaining who they r, trust me I usually grill them so that I know exactly which one is calling....very important guys......

My usual line wud be , dear Lord my day cudnt be that bad! Why did I even give u my line?

Or I say oh u? Well u finally found me! Blessed is she that findeth a MAN! Ucant imagine the crackle they let out
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 11:33pm On May 03, 2016
Now here is a lil work tru Assignment :

U can't keep learning all these gud stuff n not practicing them:

Write down list of places u most likely meet ladies every day and possible knock out lines u can use to chat them up.

It u don't have any, page 2 n 3 can help .

Go tru d chat up lines and pick d best ones.... This is for a start as time goes on, u have to horn ur skills as to think on ur feet n create an instant flow.

Then go out n meet at least 5 ladies this week.

While @ it, ur main purpose are : make her laugh by been witty n funny ,

Collect her number n roll off within 4-6 mins
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op):
HARDDON:
If u must meet ladies n date, kindly note:

1) women don't choose who they get attracted to n they power lies within the palms of d guy who GET IT( knows his onion)

2) they r illogical in life n in Luv: men and woman r wired differently, we hv diff psychological make up n therefore see/reason things differently .

Men r logical ie the respond to big b00ties, fine bady n melon standing b00bs......very logically physical.
A man might have one pair of shoes n one faded jeans, he 'd tell u, "that wud do for the week"

But women respond to more of emotions n intuitions . this is why a lady can have warehouse wadrope n yet come complaining she ain't got nothing to wear!

Ladies want guys that don't want them or guys that SEND them less, guys too busy to worry about some feeble fine bones
Women respond to personality traits , men respond to looks .......

Women respond to talks , men respond to sight

Women r subtle and most times, the only way to tell u they r not interested in u romantically,they usually respond with monosyllabic answers at first, then start ignoring ur calls and msges and generally blank u out .

Brotherly, Kindly dust urself up n move on....ur turning to a clingy needy wussbae-of-lyf wudnt change a tin, it wud rather drive them off d more.

The surest way to come out of friendzone is tru Jealousy ! It is a powerful tool.

How u ask? Apply all u have learnt and go get some1 hawter than she is! Date those who she can't hold a candle to n let her know it. Rub it on her face or let her friends rub it, and make sure when she scrubs around to have her share, be too expensive for her razz rat a33 .
PoliticsRe: I Didn't Abuse Buhari, He Is My Grandfather – Gov Fayose by HARDDON: 11:01pm On May 03, 2016
This is d face of fayose, the voice of lier mohamad

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