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they cant hold us down for too long now!

this is no more the northern birthryt!

i do bliv, i hv a dream, this slipin gaint shall arise and walk tall again!!!!

God Bless Nigeria, God bless GJ and Finally, God bless Harddon!!!

u Knw so cos i told chu so!

Aisha2 I do xpect more frm a u nxt tym, yea i do knw we are all humans and we are all prone to mistakes but if only we can go over the write-up at least twice b4 we post, we wudnt mk a fool of ourselves, i wud be watchin,

nonetheless,



those that are born politicians knw fully well that promises are swit woolin tools !!!!!

but wen these tools are mixed wiv pitfalls and saddled wiv subjections to the xtent of robing all of ur own in the process, there mite be an element of sincerity in the underlining,

May God see him tru

have always dolled Ujujoan, doted on anifin she reels out and generally luk forward to seeing her write ups most tyms!


aye, wateva, mama, ? i dnt knw, she is jst too loud for ma liken. cant start to name too much names nor lay too much blames but i do fink fhat

some of dem dames/dudes in here atyms and jst dead plain too Kantekerous for my taste, u bring in a problem feeelin 40% down and seekin a solution, after u read most


comments, u drop to 80% down the scale and wish to heaven u hadnt spoken here at all! thatz so insensitive in nairaland!!!!

SO UJ J GURL, HIT ME UP LEMME CHK YA OUT, donkellxs@yahoo.co.uk

first, he has to learn crazy pick up lines,

Pick Up lines are the very 1st words u say to a nu gurl u jst meet.

lines like 'hey ur hairs luks kul did u fix it three weeks ago?' she must respond +vely!

2) u see a nu gurl on the street wiv a baby in her hand, u can say, wow, is that ur baby? and b4 she says anifin, continue by sayin: for once i thot u were too young to have one

3) u meet a gurl at the pool that knws hw to swim, u can say plz teach me masters for i dont wano get drown here,,,


THE BOTTOM LINE IS FOR HIM TO REMOVE HIS MIND FRM THE FACT DAT HE REALLY WANTS THE GURL AND JST ENJOY A KUL CONVERSATION WEN HE 1ST MEETS A GURL, AFTA TWO OR THREE MINUTES, GET HER LINE AND GET THE HECK OUTA DERE!

for u to do all this perfectly, u need to also learn how to make a conversation flow in sequence, so that u can survive more than jst droppin the first line, u nid to knw hw to use her response to continue to converstion in a Cocky but Funny way! all thanks to David'angelo

u can ask ur friend to subscribe to his weekly news letters : doubleyoudating.com

i bet chu he wud be glad he did,

go United!!!! i was born into the United, Daddy told me wen i was just a lil boy and i grew up to realise that there is no other place i wud read be, no other color i wud rada flag wiv so much joy than the RED,


VIVA! VIVA!! VIVA!!! MAN UNITED!!!!

i bought mine 45k
and an alkatel phn 23k spnt 68k total dat dai!

the gud news now is that wen the is a general difficulty in loadin cards, i does not affect me, ma frnds but cards for me to load in ma line and send to em!

messi, 8 goals in 3 matches, two hat tricks in one week! is this the type of man u wuno meet at this stage in ur carrier and yet u r still bragin?

i am used to foldin ma arms and watchin ASS'nal's guts robbed on the dust of humilation, they have two mountains to ovacome here,

1) win the match
2) hold on the Fbigas!

but tis just a pity that  they wud b so whopped that they wud run like drenched dogs wiv their tails inbtw their legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i whs them speedy losin!

what a political grandeur!!!  

skimming at its highest level, that guy is gettin thina and leana and wud soon disapear!!!!!

there is no goin back! we must move on frm here, one man cannot hold this great nation down for so long, !!!!!!!!!!!!!

no mata wor, God forbid we slip and fall, no mara wor!!!!

kid sista jay , so u r pwuety huh? lol, and u can reach top of a grocery story? jeezzz daz like 6ft 5inch huh? lol

hw wor hv u got to offa?

WOW, OUTA BREATH, I am a MAN UTD fan, and wiv sentiments, Rooney, wivout, Rooney!

there was this gurl i hv being afta for like 3months, and u got a guy, one dai, we ran into each other and i was in form and reeled out, "do u knw that ur beauty is like reflectin light rays on the stream? and ur eyes like diamond in the field of falling snow?, b4 she cud say a word, i walk on by, she got ma line frm ma frnds, called me, and u can tell wor happnd nxt!


is it gud to knw fyn lyns and rhyms wen a woman is involvd!

this is my chance! i wud come and giv yall gud newss!!!!

i must know all dem spiky pasts b4 i make up my mind to settle wiv her!

isnt she meant to be my angel? how wud an angel wud have slept wiv men of diff pot bellies and shades?

nah,,,,,i wudnt have that, if she lies to me and have me marry her on lies, i wud make it clear her that the very dai, i get to hear fins frm outsiders, the marriage wud be off,

even if she has slept wiv obasanjo, i wud appriciate it if she tells me her self wen we r courtin dan havin to find out my self!


i'd rada ditch her bit chy a s s than live in shame for the rest of ma lyf!

wat is left in the well to be drilled again? reall men dont do no go backs! real men , make sure dey drill the hole so wide open that any thot of goin back gets em sick!!!!

u drill a well, and u pass it on so that others can pick the crumbs hangin on dem walls, Lyf is a b i t c h, women r ??heavens knws wor!

shakes his head and walks away!!!

may God deliver us frm EVES!!!!!!!

but men, i gas get to know the nu guy!!! he not only knw how to CONFUSE(messing wiv a woman's brains and spikin her attraction and body response to gut level), he also knws his onions wen it comes to finishin!!!! now folks, that is a rare talent only few of us posses!!!! he's got stamina too, lashed da B I T C H Y BEKKY all 9t! the way she has neva had it b4, she is the wild type, but her hubby-to-be doesnt know!!!! this is why a man shld know his woman and F U C K her appropriately! why make luv to a gal that wud rada have u F U C K her like a LovePeddler? some men are so lame and they end up losing it all!!!!

BOTTOM Line, Drill a woman well, and u have her hrt for lyf!!!! even if becky still goes ahead wiv the marriage, he will still continue driling her well cos once a soldier that knows his onion, always a soldier!!!!

there is no advise for u my Hot LovePeddler, Enjoy d F U C K !!!!


Wow, i had thot i am the only one that can pull this typa heat! now i knw, i gat anoda broda out there! Kudos men!

waz bin done, it's bin done, tell ur frnd, cut all ties and change location, bt make sure u send her renumerations every month, that wud be ur only savin ticket to claimin the child wen the tym is rite, but if u run away, u can as well forget the babay,

this is a situation we all find our selves at tyms, but how i'm i sure the baby is really urs? r u sure she didnt plan it wiv ur frnd? to get u involved?
, how come he told her to chk up on u? and stay for that long? smfin is not just rite here! hu knows, mayb is a game plan to get u down and make u help them raise their child!!!!!

now u hv fallin mugu mayb,


na only God fit hlp u nw

dnt i jst luv this country? HERE, EVERYFIN GOES!

MENTAL SLAVERY!

the colour is mild isnt it? it is a gentl representation of the female world,

it is sexy and reserved,

it reminds me that ladies are meant to be cared for treated kindly

and no mata how serene it is, it still stands out like diamond in the field of falin snow,


and if a lady dont like pink, wonda wor colour she is into then! BLACK?

folks, puleez watch out for any gurl that dnt luv pink cos she mite just pull a knife to ur neck smtyms!!!

juomu Borat!

it is a piont of no return, a point were a female lose it all and dere her chi to a bloody duel, if this is not xplanation enuf for u, then, i am most humbled wiv ur mendula Oblogata!

wow Rickie, what an inspiration! nw thatz a cue,

fink thatz ma fud for thot this dai under this same old sun!

must we let work and child bearin kill our most precious gift?: LUV? as is obtainable nowadais?

what is the way forward my ppl? how do we divide our attention btw these responsibilities and still maintain a warm hrt towards our one and only?

men, i wudnt touch that unless it is ma gurl's langerie!

women!!!!! , wiv head bowed, he walks out!,

@ nikki, i kinda agree wiv chu but u do know that there is tym 4 everyfin under the surface of the earth ryt?

for exampl, ma dad wud not have u run after him in the mornin wen he is already in the car, that need anifin! he wud ignore u, that is to say a gud wife shld knwo wat and wen to discuss wiv her hubby,
@ brown, i cudnt agree wiv chu more on the very fact that everyfin kinda lose its taste as the dais grow by!

As a new wed, He came back home from work and his wife welcomed him wiv a kiss, freshened up, she thereafter, served him his dinner, which he enjoyed and rushed over, thereafter, they sat toghether on the sofer to watch some movies before retireing for the dai,

then, she remembered what has been disturbin her she wanted to share wiv him and get his advise on but as a gud wife, she decided to leave it untill they are on their resting bed b4 she mentions it,

, they finally got to their bedroom, and they lay down and then she started her story, b4 she cud finish, he was gone, snoring,


the reverse is also the case at tyms, that brings me back to the quetion, where does the love go?

b4 the wedding, a guy cud sit all 9t thinkin abt this wonderful lady and hw so fyn and sexy she is and afta the wedding, things jst kinda changes! where does the luv go?

I wano know

May the soul of all dose killed rest in peace

The tym for peace negociation is over!!! now we mUST move in , kill, confisticate and expunge this inhumane and babaric ISLAMIC RELIGION frm our great moda land!!!!!!

Last Nov, Ma big brother was a victim of the Buachi crises,,,, our very first son! he was not even buried in our state nor our land!!!he was buried in the land of this babarians! that was the most painful part! and i guess, same thing they r goin to do to all dose killed,

theSE ANIMALS live in peace over here in the south, they live in peace in the east and they are at peace in the west, even parollin thier catls on out fresh grasses but we cant have peace in their lands!!!!

I shall soon start their secret Elimination!!!!!!

these buffons are not worth God's fresh air and in hell let them be doomed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


THE BATTLE HAS JUST BEGUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are somefins u cant hide for long, not from me and any other guy dat has bin in the game, ! this question is only for kids at their mother's breast not for grown up players lk me,

dere are very subtl ways to tell wivout havin to mount FBI or satelyt on the young lady,

1)Phones are wonderful, if she a nu chick and is has a secrets, chk her voice signals weneva she answas the phn, gals hv diff voice signals for diff folks, and wen she hangs up, chk up on her body language note carefully the nxt tin that comes out of her mouth,

2) drop in on her unanounced but make sure u bring a gift along,

3) note her click of frnds and b close to the coolest one and win her trust, she is ur eyes if u know wor i mean,

i have no endin to this, so i take a small bow,

WIFEE MATERIALS, ARE DIFFICULT TO TRACE COS U JST KNW SHE IS , CLEAN! AFTA ALL, U CONNECT IN SOUL FAR BEYOND THE NATURAL, U CAN TELL WEN SHE IS DOIN SOMEFIN WRNG OR SHE HAS AND MOST WUD TELL U B4 U EVN ASK!

it is only wen u havent met the rite one for u, u wud turn arrnd and ask this typa sence-less question!

the rite one for u, offers you care, compliment u on ur short comings, calm u wen u r so tense, helps out wen u r in a financial snag, cooks for u, wash ur godforsaken cloths, [b][/b] She even helps u to manage ur cash, ur movements, and in short ur once-upon a tym, gory low life! she puts a smile on ur face wen the world wud rada have u cry! she is a true friend that lends a listening ear! she respects and adores u,

because i have no ending to this, i would rada take a small bow and advise u to stop messing arnd with the ones that r not urs and luk for ur own! she is out there!

WE WERE JST TOO FLAIR!!!! AND WIVOUT CR7!!!!! real madrid is out and cr7 goes home wiv head bowed cos no more world best for him, mean while, RoodWonda is 12 goals away from the 42 goals by cr7! our own talisma! they thot we wudnt get this far wivout cr7! even if we dont win the CL, i am satisfied already!