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spendoon:
OP, I swear you talk true, most yahoo boys are super, I mean super dumb. Na so dem just dey shout format! format!, for my mind I think say na one brain draining moves, not until one share him stupid dating format with me and I was like I can even come up with something far better.

As far as you be computer savvy and intelligent person, you can create you own format and cash out pass street boys. To chat with oyinbo sef na format for these guys (just imagine). Na so another one dey shout say him be hacker and according to my findings na just simple programming codes him dey use brag.

No be say I dey brag but if I want to become yahoo boy, I don't think I'll need to be telling somebody "boss I dey loyal" to do so, but I'll rather stick to freelance for now.

wa gba yi broda mi!
you have spoken well. only those who dont know anything about these boys think they are smart. all they do is follow follow. they are so dumb, they just follow each other's format. they cannot think for themselves at all. you will see them walking around in large groups because they are all sharing one format and na only one guy for the group sabi the format.

SouthCaroliina:
you be goat. So the charm was designed for them not to be arrested abi? The purpose of the charm was for them to finesse white people not evade arrests. Get sense.

oga no vex o. the guy is making good point, dont take it personal. reason the matter true true

WaffenSS:
And knowing fully well what they're doing is criminal is not enough reason to be sure and get protection from arrest.

You're a donkey talking like a pig.

bro you are so so right. should their priority not be to avoid arrest?

WaffenSS:
Of course everything has limits.

Your limited intelligence is ample proof.

Unhinged swine.

holy balls of moses! take it easy with the guy nau

MyVILLAGEpeople:
I love your punchlines

thanks baba

tillaman:
Nice punchline bro

thanks bro

true2god:
What crimes did the Christians and Jews commit against Muhammad before he commanded you to hate them?

Did he make attempt to make peace with them?

Abu Huraira reported Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) as saying:
Do not greet the Jews and the Christians before they greet you and when you meet any one of them on the roads force him to go to the narrowest part of it.
Sahih muslim 2167a

Narrated 'Umar bin Al-Khattab: That the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said: If I live - if Allah wills - I will expel the Jews and the Christians from the Arabian Peninsula.
Jami at-tirmidhi 1606

Jabir bin ‘Abd Allah said that he was told by ‘Umar bin Al Khattab that he heard the Apostle of Allaah(ﷺ) say “I will certainly expel the Jews and the Christians from Arabia and I shall leave only Muslims in it.”
-Sunan Abi Dawud 3030

lol

story one: the hustling girl

Amaka na my name
E don tay i dey this Game
I from Orlu, Imo State
if you no know, you no go fit relate
Na since the time i small i don dey Bleep
Life rough for me i no dey get luck
Madam carry me come Lagos make i come work
but since i dey here na dick i dey suck
some times i dey try go church for inspiration
but the G man just dey give me extortion
e package am, call am say na exhortation
e tey wey i don dey drop tithe
still and still everything just tight
dem don almost finish me before i see the light
now i know say this life na big fight
na this fight i dey fight make my future pure
no be say this hustle for street sure
but i dey pray say one day me sef go hammer
i believe "YES, I CAN", just like Obama
Everyday dey waka hustle for Allen, cos my crime be say my papa na church rat
If to say my papa na Onyema, i for dey fly Air Peace like rich brat

written by hardmirror

i would be uploading other verses for other society desperadoes
Yahoo boys
NURTW Miscrants
Kidnappers
Politicians

theInterpreter:
the ones I know are very Intelligent
There's one that speaks French and Spanish
Theyve been into it for long
These are children of the rich o

Yahoo boys get level abeg
Come Ota come see Einstein bomber

again i repeat, there are intelligent ones but they are few, i mean very very very very very very very few. the vast majority are only well motivated but lacking in intelligence (i mean they are not geniuses). why do you think this boys always move in large groups? it is not just because they need each other, it is because most of them are excess luggage, they hang around the intelligent ones so that those ones can put them through. . i know how the game goes since the days of cyber cafes in the early 2000s. boys go gather sleep for cafe, most of them na olodo. dem just need format and pesin to dey put them through, dem no get one kobo of sense. unfortunately even maga sef plenty wey no get high iq or wey dey too desperate for love or opportunity. problem be say una just dey scam this people, una no know sey this people sef dey desperate, so dem dey find miracle. you show with small lamba, dem don think say god wan use you answer their prayer, na so dem dey take fall. no be say yahoo boys wise like that o

Alejod:


These guys can be turned around to become[b] IT specialist[/b] maybe while serving their terms or else they will come out after the terms to continue the same thing, dont just lock them down, they need some sort of reformation.

I hope the youths always remember that short cut always cut short.

IT what?! you think IT guys are at the same level with these stupid boys? this is why i created this thread https://www.nairaland.com/6699978/lies-myths-yahoo-boys-want

elonmuskbaby:
and the funny thing is how they all struggle to outdo each other in how big they commit crime and how much they can spend in club.honestly Na those yahoo boys wey don make club owners rich and bartenders who are always happy to make it reign because they're in an ego contest in club to see who fit spray pass

Meanwhile their family dey suffer for village.them no Dey take care of family UNTIL gbege burst

dem get sense before?

hi1199:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrHr8ltUlfY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHD67Et_hZE

did i tell you i did not know people are doing JUJu, abi i told you i am new to all these rituals? i am saying they do not work. the videos you posted, are they evidence that they work? learn to read and comprehend and stop making a fool of yourself

Emperor2020:
Where op say juju no de work,na there I laugh drop mic fr am..so for ur mind oyibo go wire 6m dolls to unknown person she met online just like dat

Emperor2020:
Op wash body make juju begin de work fr u,go nd know who you reincarnated from,make peace with am,den de go do work fr ur head,now then u can argue if juju real or not

Emperor2020:
De guy de dream , locking of client dey over real bro,juju potency is real,say u de press u no add small or wash body,500years u no go see better bars collect,unless u get u.s client way get update like i.d.me nd ppp nd other benefits,unto that no b all client fit giv u detail,but guys de use juju collect details from client sef,e weak me shaa

even boys don dey wise up, they are quickly realizing that the juju na scam. only low iq guys like you still believe that the juju is the reason any client is giving you anything. if the juju is so strong, why do you still have to work the psych of the client? if the juju was that good or it works as you claim, why dont i just give you any contact and youjust talk to the person for the first time, no lamba, just go straight to asking for money, just call the client for the first time ever and just use your juju to command him/her to send you money.

yahoo boy: hello
client: hello, .. who is this
Yahoo boy: ogbeni, send me Six million dollars right now. i will send the wire details to you.
client: i dont know you, i have never talked to you but i will wire you the money.

shebi na like that the juju dey work now.

you guys are proof that i am right that you guys mostly have low IQ

phemmyfour:
You are wrong with no1
Following format requires a level of intelligence

even a dog needs some level of intelligence to follow instructions. even an iq is 30 is some level of intelligence. cockroaches have a level of intelligence

HellVictorinho:
Actually, the evidence of HardMirror's existence is HardMirror's introduction of himself

If you never opened a Nairaland account with HardMirror as your name,then HardMirror never existed.




Nobody can determine your own proof of your own existence except you allow such person to take a video of you while you identify yourself as HardMirror or you identify yourself as HardMirror to the person on Nairaland.




So,these debates are meaningless since we keep asking those guys to give an evidence that they can never provide because they don't even have access to any God that will allow them to take a video while the God exists so that we can watch the God.


There's no access to what doesn't exist.



The problem is even the definition of God.
The definition has nothing to do with reality or what is real.

sir, you just said it all. the issue of the definition of God is actually the root problem

SouthCaroliina:
lmao .una they nigeria self? How can people doubt the potency of juju in Nigeria today. Chai

i dey Nigeria, that is exactly why i dont believe Juju works, because i keep seeing it fail and never seeing it work. just lost at sunday igboho for example.

frank317:
Ur God does not exist, but u sure know how to rant and decieve urself.

U say he refuse to believe in ur evidence
And then say he does not know how to recognize evidence... Something is definitely wrong with ur head if u simply cant tell urself the truth

WHAT EVIDENCE IS HE EVEN TALKING ABOUT? THIS GUY HAS NOT PRESENTED A SINGLE EVIDENCE SINCE. HE IS JUST RANTING

Alusiizizi:
Everything that the OP wrote is spot on. Yahoo boys are of sub-standard intelligence, at best mediocre intelligence.(Hushpuppi is a perfect example. I often wonder if he was begging to be caught with that lavish, loud lifestyle).

Overwhelming majority of yahoo boys cannot write "hello world" on a computer screen, much less "hack".

The point regarding "juju" is also correct. The power of the juju is not in the fetish itself(Pondering how pouches of rotten meat and eggs can directly influence destinies stupifies me) but the psychological effects, just as the OP noted.

thank goodness we still have sensible people on this forum, not just because you agree with me, but you even explained it.

the FACT MOST OF THEM DONT EVEN KNOW IS THAT THE SO CALLED BABALAWOS ARE ALSO SCAMMING THEM

elonmuskbaby:
money wey no dey last for their hands.once they hit it,they carry the money to the club and waste it on alcohol and dirty club girls shaking their over used waist.any money that yahoo boys make, straight to the club,they keep repeating this cycle till they are caught

lol. you dey mind them?

Cashsteady:
So bro you are telling me one oyinbo will just dash someone he hasn't met or seen $2000 like na that the money dey easy for their side... Bro you think say this guy's dey use ordinary soap bath? Some of this soap even costs 200k and you want tell me say that one no go work?
This guy I'm talking about the only thing he says to client is
Hi
Baby where Are you
Go to the store
Get me card.
And you want tell me say that one na normal thing?

you are a real olodo. you think it is only africans that they are "dashing" money. for your mind you think only africans that do juju are into internet scams? for your mind you think romance scam has to do with oyibo alone? all this small small girls that they are dashing millions of naira , cars and houses in lekki here in nigeria you think it is juju? you think romance scam is only nigeria boys vs oyibo. romance scam is every where and it works because we are needy beings. we need someone to love use, we need attention, we need respect. we are easy to lie to.
i have see girls do worse for guys they think they love here in nigeria, sending money to a stranger is nothing. the fact they have someone calling them "baby, honey" is enough to turn the heads of some ladies/men. they dont care even if they eventually know you are a scammer. what pains them at the end is not the money, but that you never loved them, that you lied to them. and that is just romance scam.
yahoo is 10000miles beyond romance scam. juju plays ZERO role other than giving the yahoo boys confidence

Cashsteady:
see this one sha him talk say juju no dey work lol...e be like say na all those 5k soap you dey bath...if you put confirm soap for your head you sef go no say you put something for head..


I no one guy if they say someone is dull its this guy he is more than dull sef but upon all the dullness him dey use 12pro max plus him get car oo funny enough the client wey dey this guy phone no pass 3 and you dey tell me say juju no dey work..

how does this prove that juju is real? i no just wan talk some things here for nairaland. ogbeni forget juju if you get client, you get client. some people dont even mind dashing you money when they know you are from africa. some clients even know that you are trying to scam them, but they dont mind as long as you are engaging them as they are lonely.

uthlaw:
being an illiterate does not stop my success...the kind of brainwashed giving to Africa to be an literate is an achievement....bros Leave story make u husstle,nobody care about anybody.....make u de mind ur business!

your suceess na for your pocket. how that one take concern me. na you dey feed me?

Telekinetic:
You do know that the ability to speak ‘Queens’ English is not a metric for intelligence yeah?

she pointed out other relevant factors that points to intelligence.
some boys where caught on my street because they kept juju in their hotel rooms. you wont believe it that these boys still came to that same hotel to party the next day and the hotel owner had to use his security men to pursue them. instead of going far, they went to the very next hotel just a building away to conduct a very loud party. these were boys that are still managing their lives o. they dont have enough money to bail themselves if the owner had decided to report to efcc. any intelligent person would avoid that same hotel where the owner was already threatening them and had police men as security. this is how most of them get caught because they are actually very stupid.
you will see them pack themselves inside a car and they will be with their "working" phones and be moving around town very late when they know police are out looking for them.
I have been called several times when my friends get caught and they would be begging you to come and bail them.

uthlaw:
which business you have with Yahoo boys....shey u na oyinbo may be client,I no understand!

you must be an illiterate not to know that their activities affect everyone.

Ayo2004:
Everybody is a thief one way or the other but nobody will admit it until they are caught red-handed

hmmm... maybe

uthlaw:
Why can't you guys cannot write story about your politicians you voted for instead saying rubish about Yahoo boys who has no business with you!

yahoo boys have business with all of us. and i contribute to politics too. writing about politicians does not mean i cannot write about yahoo boys

Faber:
No need of correcting anything. Your opinion is good. Or are you writing Thesis on yahoo boys ni

lol

Ayo2004:
I am telling you
Many of us are surviving because of the patronizing of our business by these yahoo boys,if not,Nigerian politicians for don use hunger kill us

Nothing like hard work pays, nothing like patience,nothing like do good so good will come into you,nothing like first class will help you,nothing like learn skill
Nigeria go destroy everything
Majority of successful people in the country have put their head into one evil thing or the other so abeg,make we hear word

My brother wey the country don fail back to back,shey he go con stop to dey sell goods to all these yahoo boys in the name of "I be good person"?

it is the unfortunate reality of our society. i am neutral sha, but i would say the truth regardless.

gidgiddy:
Seun is not correct in anyway. Its his right to believe in one unified Nigeria same as it is my right to believe in Biafra.

The concept of violence, ESN, unknown gunmen, were things that started this year 2021. Where was Seun between 2015 and 2020 that the Nigerian authorities have been shooting and killing unarmed peaceful IPOB protesters? 5 years of IPOB being shot and killed by the Nigerian security agents. Those who Said nothng while IPOB were being unjustly killed are those who today have found their voice because UGM are doing to the security forces what they did to IPOB.

A Nigeria that is built on injustice will never stand and Nigeria will be built on justice, equity, fairness and the rule of law because there are some people up North who dont really want that type of Nigeria

Seun is yet to see that the Nigeria he wants is simply not possible

i am Yoruba and i agree with you 100%. the thing is some people are so comfortable they do not know the realities of the problem of this country. i suspect seun is very comfortable and has lost touch with the amount of injustice some tribes are suffering

Codepain:
I never support extra-judicial killings, maybe you should check what extra-judicial killings mean. All killings not sanctioned by judicial process is condemned by Sharia. But I wont flinched if a blasphemer is condemned. Anybody that deliberately derides Islam deserve whatever come his/her way.

i have no problem with you saying the bolded, but i have problem with muslims who want us to believe that muslims would never kill for their religion. at least you are honest

Ayo2004:
Make una free this yahoo boys and focus on the real scammers,who are ruining this country

My eldest brother was sacked unjustly from his government job and a family member of his boss was used to replace him,he tried to appeal to the commission that was in charge ,nothing happened because he is a nobody

Few months later,he sold his share of his inheritance and started his clothing business,he was just surviving but now,he makes at least 200k per day because he is in close contacts with a this big yahoo boys,I was even there in his boutique when he was sent 5million and asked to deliver clothes on the Island,he made about 800k profit in a few hours

This is the story of many,many small business that students do to get small change is patronized by this yahoo boys,hotels,clubs, boutiques, restaurants,eateries and many other firms will have closed as a result of our scammers in government leading to widespread poverty if not for the patronizing of this guys
Without them sef,the crime rate will have increased so much that daylight robbery will become so common while one senator is pocketing 5billion naira
They are the lesser evil and should be dealt with after we deal with the politicians and made the country better

Come for my head all you want,insult me calling me a supporter of evil but that is the plain truth
Many of you are also just pissed that you have not seen a chance to see big easy money like them

The thief that has not seen an opportunity to steal thinks he is honest

bro honestly, i know and the situation of this country pains me to the marrow, but truth is truth. it is what it is bro.

michael77777:
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op just face front OK?


they are making their kool kash and you are here dragging shits about them!



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what if i am one of them. you better face your own front and stop jumping like igala