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lalasticlala:
https://mobile.twitter.com/MuyiwaAdekeye/status/611587033979580417

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tosyne2much:
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and they want money ooh. Bt no sex. Well I don wise sha.

ketekete:
https://ketekete.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Charly-Boy-turns-Adam-as-his-wife-feeds-him-apple-in-new-photo.png

In the photo above, Charly Boy and his wife 'Diane Oputa' portrayed Adam and Eve.

Diane can be seen feeding him an Apple and staring at the camera like a se x goddess, while Charly Boy concentrates on eating the Apple.


Learn more http://ketekete.com/charly-boy-turns-adam-as-his-wife-feeds-him-apple-in-new-photo/

it shud av b better they do it nside farm wit their full naked bodies, nt showin us only head like 2min passpot. bcus I kw charly dos nt av a guarden.

lalasticlala:



https://mobile.twitter.com/Equityoyo/status/611947759256641536/photo/1

lolz. Hw did dis thread enta front page slf

Willaimsbrick:
Cash has the potentials to transform your life in ways you don't imagine possible. See his achievements:

Hard work pays..!
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source: http://hottestdaniel..com/2015/06/see-what-hard-work-has-done-for.html

dats gud. I wil get there soon. God bless my husling Amen.

xtervaganza:
lol u de craze oooo....i be Buhari supporter buh this made me laugh

lolz me 2 na buhari suporta ooh, bt d rate @ wich sum of dis hater's call him dullard so soon baffles me a lot.

Mization:
President Buhari visited the Emir of Duara after the jumaat prayers today.

Pictures from the visit below.
https://mobile.twitter.com/NGRPresident/status/611944244044013570/photo/1

Cc:lalasticlala

our swargalicious presido. Lolz

lalasticlala:
http://pulse.ng/gist/by-fire-by-force-woman-drags-boyfriend-to-court-for-refusing-to-marry-her-id3886087.html

wahala wey men day face 4 dis coutry. Na women day cause am I swear. Me y dat guy nu try ooh 4 abandonin d urg lady wit 7mnth pregnancy. And girl slf supose pay fin slf 4 allowin herslf 2 b deceiv 2

Ponponkon:
The rehabilitation of the dilapidated portion of Aba-Owerri Road(a Federal road) by Abia State Government has commenced as promised by Governor Okezie Ikpeazu. Let's support this people-oriented government under the able leadership of Dr Okezie Ikpeazu.

I hope FG will refund Abia State Government in due time. Ikpeazu don they do Buhari work, #whereisBuhari?

9ice 1 there. So... Far make d road solid ooh.

lasstropinky:
No intro

1. WORDS: One weakness in ladies is their susceptibilty to sweet words.And guys have been using this from time immemorial. Though not present in all guys yet those who have it can bear me witness it works without any hitch. Your "I love you" to her sounds in her hearing a sweet melody.

2. ADMIRATION: Its a trigger. Admiring a Lady tear the heart opens. It makes them happy and happiness I say is exactly what Ladies want.Make her happy and she is yours one way to do that is Admiration.

3. CONFUSION: Anything can happens when confusion sets it. She be like "The guy is real he loves me" Yes he is not that bad.Before she knows what's happening yawa don gas

4. PROMISES: I can see ladies raising their eyebrows. Sorry for bringing memories but Truth is it melt your heart like oxy-acetylene flame. The "I will" sydrome always work

5. MONEY: The say have say the say

Ladies which of the above works on you faster?

Sinaj
Tophaz
Ellechrytals
and others

Guys which of the above work best for you?

Agarawu
Tosyne2much
Tallesty1
and others

if u like 2ok a lot of sugar 4 her mouth. If money nu day ur pocket, she will run 4 her life.

watts75:
GEJ is out, the romancing of the Governors is the only way out

mr CAN man always know's hw 2 skilize his onion vry well . I like him so much.

dre11:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/panel-beater-shot-dead-another-wounded-over-kidnap-attempt-in-enugu/


Pictures credit: http://.net/2015/06/17/pictured-benue-born-hoodlums-meet-their-waterloo-in-enugu/

u see now, wasted life, everi day 4 d thief, 1 day 4 d owna. Wat shall it profit a man if he gain d whole world and lost his soul. D family he left behind I pity 4.

Icon4s:
source:http://www.vibenigeria.com/photo-bird-turns-woman-electric-shock-lagos/#sthash.DdAxBJVn.dpuf

JESUS!!! May GOD av mercy, I don't kw y, only n nigeria evil tins happenin evriday. Oyibo witch dem they use their own develop their country. Bt nigeria own na 2 destroy, cause confusion all mana's of evil d witches n nigeria can tink of. Na holy-ghost fire go consume all of dem. Amen.

Glowstone:
source: www.thekillerpunch.com/akwa-ibom-police-parade-boy-19-for-hacking-aunt-to-death/


Pix 1 Daniel Michael Edet

pix 2 Ekemini Effiong James

pix 3 Late Glory before she was killed

pix 4 Corpse of Glory Ebere

hmmmmmmm. Kai dis boy is evil. I tink he deserve long jail terms. RIP

HzRF:
Is this about GEJ or Wike/Rivers state

Why don't you create your own thread to ask
Nd u will knw dat GEJ gave south d best of attention ever in history of Nigeria

ok. Amaechi did his best 2 river pple. On like GEJ non @ all.

lalasticlala:
http://www.newsbreak.ng/2015/06/18/fraudster-dupes-girl-of-n14000-inside-gtb-bank/

hmmmmmm. I don't kw y most pple njoyn putn pain's 2 1 anoda jst get wat they want. Frauster's evriwia, 419 evriwia, gamble game evriwia. Those guys doin dis 2 1 anoda jst 2 get wat they want 2 feed. 1 day luck wil run out of dem and I pray it wil b vry terible 4 dem dat day. Urg lady don't cry wip away ur tears. It's well.

Haykay80:
As part of efforts to recover all its properties, the Bauchi State government has seized a total 22 vehicles in the possession of the wives of former governor of Bauchi State, Isa Yuguda.

The Chairman of the Transition Committee, Senator Mohammed Mohammed who spoke yesterday at the Government House in Bauchi said that the recovery of the vehicles was in tandem with the mandate of the committee to recover all items confirmed to have been allocated against due and return them to the government.

He said:” we have so far, recovered a total of 22 cars from the wives of the former Governor, Isa Yuguda. We recovered 11 cars from his first wife, seven from the second wife and four from the third wife. We are yet to recover the remaining cars from his fourth wife who is currently out of the country.

“We will ensure that whoever is in possession of government properties will be forced to return them. We urge public servants and the general public, especially those involved in the disposal and allocation of the property in question to cooperate with the committee for the effective discharge of its assignment.”

Governor Mohammed Abubakar had vowed that he would employ all measures to trace funds and property allegedly looted during the tenure of the immediate past administration under Yuguda in the state.
- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/bauchi-govt-seizes-22-vehicles-from-yugudas-wives/#sthash.r4xr0Vcf.dpuf

humanbein wit greedy heart.

mryoungdon:
On my way to Port Harcourt City through Ogoni this morning I saw this scene. 3cars collided and an explosion has left this young man
burnt and dead. The fire on the vehicles is still fresh and from observation along the road it appears they were reversing to escape an arm robbery ambush as I noticed logs and fresh leaves on the road ( typical of a robbery ambush on this Ikot Abasi -
Phc Road ).
I may be the first to post this because its like everybody is just driving by so please help me post it on the frontpage
because a wife and children or some families will be home
waiting for the husband, father, brother, fiance not knowing
they had been burnt trying to come home very early today.
Thank you and God bless

chaii dis is so sad. Pls GOD save us frm on timely death ooh. R.I.P

Nnadiguyman20:
Source- http://www.punchng.com/metro-plus/woman-collects-money-hands-14-year-old-to-rapist/

Cc- Lalasticlala

wat a wicked word we Rr. 1 as 2 b vry careful. Dat woman nu well @ all.

HzRF:
Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Wike gave students of Government Girls Secondary School, Rumuokuta in Obio / Akpor Local Government Area a surprise visit as he arrived to tour the horrible state of infrastructure in the school.

PDP is d most worst govt n dis country. I kw Amaechi was able 2 do his best 4 d river pple. Bt cum 2 tink of it, wat abt GEJ d forma president wat did he do 4 we d sourthana's?

Ifeconwaba:
what is so special about oshomole getting a lady to marry

gettn married 2 a foreigner wit 2ru love.

adonbilivit:
OK this happened to my friend. so he proposed to his girlfriend after dating for over a year. she neither said yes nor no but just laughed out loud. this has been bothering my friend. He feels she might be thinking he is not man enough probably because he is only 24.

N.B: he is a graduate and financially stable. the sex is good too.

mayb she feel's dat ur friend is jokn or sumtin. Hw I wish I can do wat govnu oshiomole did wen it cum's lookn 4 lady 2 marry.

adeowo84:
I want to bless the name of God...after a long wait since i concluded my NYSC programme, i just got a text offering me an appointment into one of the major telecommunication company in Nigeria. It pays to wait on God and surely serving God pays, i stood on God's word since January and today I'm in a joyous mood.To all my fellow N'lders, is it possible for you to make one of your eye to look up and the other to look down? NO.so never trust in any man but fix your gaze on God only...goodluck!

congratulation bro am happy 4 u oooh. By GOD grace am d nxt person n line Amen.

hubs:
CHEATING IS THE ORDER OF THE DAY BOTH MEN AND WOMEN ARE GUILTY OF IT EVEN THE MARRIED ONES SO WE HAVE COMPILED ALL PICTURES OF PEOPLE BURSTED CHECK THEM OUT BELOW>

>> http:///2015/06/men-and-women-caught-in-act-of-having.html

chaii nigeria women slf.

lalasticlala:
https://mobile.twitter.com/DonKlericuzio/status/611582086726615040

wrongcompass 2 akwa-ibom. Take it 2 north.

dre11:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/witchcraft-allegation-8-yr-old-girl-set-ablaze/

hmmmmm. Nigeria slf. I don't kw y they like doin jungle justice 2 their fellow human I tink they shud do dsame 2 d man as well.

Giftedgreen:
1. What’s up with the talk on social media about 8 billion naira clothing allowance for Nigerian legislators?


Apparently our newly inaugurated National Assembly is set to receive a whopping 8.64 billion naira to spend on clothes.

2. What? About 9 billion Naira on clothes for one person? Is this a joke? Or is it possible that someone forgot how to count the number of zeros on a figure?

Actually, the 9 billion naira is not for one person, it is the collective sum that is set to be received by every member senator and member of the House of Representatives.

This money is described as a wardrobe allowance, the amount will be split between both chambers of the National Assembly with the 109 members of the Senate receiving 21.5 million naira ($108,000) each while the 360 members of the House of Representatives, the lower chamber, will each receive 17.5 million naira.

3. Is it just me or the gluttony exhibited by our legislators is about to make me vomit all over my body?

Don’t just puke over your body just yet.

Aside from a wardrobe allowance, the National Assembly will also receive other furniture and car loan allowances. The furniture allowance will see 107 senators receive 650 million naira while 358 House of Representatives members will receive total of 2 billion naira. The lawmakers can also access car loans with senators possibly provided with 867 million naira and House of Representatives members provided with 2.8 billion naira in car loans. While ordinary members of both chambers get these allowances, two principal officers from each chamber, the Senate President, the Speaker of the House and their deputies will have furniture provided by the Federal Government.

4. I once read that Nigerian Legislators are the highest paid in the world, is that true?

Nigerian legislators, among the world’s top paid, receive annual salaries of between 32 million naira per annum. Nigerian legislators are not the highest paid in the world, they are the second highest paid, lagging behind Australia. Nigerian legislators earn about $180, 000 per annum while that of Australia earns about $210, 000 per annum.

Lawmakers in Nigeria earn around 32 million naira annually more than British lawmakers. While the lawmakers earn so much, regular Nigerians survive on the 18, 000 naira monthly minimum wage.

5. If I may ask, What is the clothing allowance of legislators in the United States and Britain?

In the United States, supplementary Congressional allowances make no provision for clothing and in the Britain, which was rocked by its own allowance scandal in 2009, clothing expenses are not listed among expenses members of parliament can claim for.

6. Is this the "change" we voted for? What are Nigerians doing about this situation?

The campaign tagged #OpenNASS is led by BudgIT, a civil start-up and outraged Nigerians have taken to social media to vent.

Vent on social media? is that the best we can do?

There are already plans by some Nigerians to protest nationwide.

Nigerians can draw inspiration from events in Kenya where citizens forced legislators to rethink increases in their pay with fierce protests in 2013.

After their demands for higher pay sparked public outcry and protests, Kenyan legislators agreed to a cut (of about $45, 000) in pay – though their new wage is still more than 40 times the country’s average income.

Activists spilled cow blood outside parliament buildings, calling members of parliament ‘MPigs’ and branding parliament “a piggy bank.”

Others organized the burning of 221 coffins outside parliament to protest the attempt by the MPs to give themselves a $110,000 bonus at the end of their term.

7. These legislooters, sorry legislators must be milking Nigeria dry, don’t you think?

What was your fist clue?

Was it when Sanusi alleged that the National Assembly spends 25% of the national budget? Let’s rephrase that for easier understanding. Sanusi said 468 people get to spend 25% of the national budget and leave the remaining 75% for 180 million people.

If that is not enough to put you in shock, remember that the yearly allocation for the National Assembly, which has less than 10,000 individuals on its payroll, surpasses the annual budgets of 21 of Nigeria’s 36 states including Katsina, Benue and Jigawa all with populations of more than 4 million people.

8. But Nigeria is in a mess financially, how are we able to give the legislators this huge amount of money?

Its true that Nigeria is dealing with financial issues which can be traced back to the slump in global crude oil prices.

Fortunately for our lawmakers and unfortunately for Nigerians fund is in a special category called statutory transfer which mandates the federal government, after receiving revenues, to make the legislators’ funds immediately available before other considerations

9. Is there any hope for Nigeria at all?

Senate President Bukola Saraki has denied that federal lawmakers get N9billion wardrobe allowance. He also said there were plans by the Revenue Mobilisation Allocation and Fiscal Commission (RMAFC) to reduce salaries and allowances of federal lawmakers.

Saraki, who stated this on his Twitter handle yesterday after meeting with the RMAFC boss, said the annual wardrobe allowance for each senator is N506,600 per annum, about N2.25 million ‎for their four-year tenure.

It not the best of ideas to believe anything a politician says, but when given the benefit of doubt then there might be hope for Nigeria afterall.

http://giftedgreen.com/2014/blog/2015/06/18/9-questions-about-the-8-billion-naira-clothing-allowance-you-were-too-embarrassed-to-ask/

greedy legislooter's. U pple can't cripple dis country @ all. Brainless mofos

benedictnsi:
So they should go to sittings Naked Abi!


Odeh headmistress

Rr u lookn 4 ur dum brain?

dre11:
http://www.punchng.com/metro-plus/woman-stabs-two-year-old-son-to-death/

hmmmmmmm. Sad story there. I don't kw wat mother of dis new generation Rr turnin n 2 now ooh. Now d little boy is dead, 4 her 2 execise patient and she dos nt know wat wil bcum of dat boy 2mrw, if d boy dat wil b d 1 2 wipe out her tears. Pple perish bcus of lack of knowledge. RIP litle kid.

ijustdey:
http://www.punchng.com/metro-plus/mother-abandons-four-year-old-sick-girl-in-hospital/

hmmmmmm. Na wa ooh. May GOD hlp us.

handsomeclouds:
Some protesters stormed the National Assembly on Wednesday and demanded a legislation that would prescribed death penalty as punishment for corruption in the country.

Speaking under a group, Voice of the Voiceless, they said there was no way Nigeria would made progress if corruption in public office was not brought under control.

They wrote separate letters to the President of the Senate, Bukola Saraki, and the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Mr. Yakubu Dogara.

In the letter to the House, which was signed by the National Coordinator of the group, Mr. Oliver Ezeala, the protesters wrote, “Corruption, as we are all aware of, has eaten so deep into the fabric of this great nation and we are strongly advocating the death penalty to anybody who is found guilty of corrupt practices, no matter how highly-placed such an individual is in the society.

“Nigeria has tried every other measure of deterrent but to no avail.

“We want this great nation to toe the path of countries such as Indonesia, Singapore, China and other world powers who have achieved so much developmental strides as a result of their zero tolerance for corruption.”

However, they said they were confident that with President Muhammadu Buhari in power, the fight against corruption would be fast-tracked.

“We believe that he will fight this our common hydra-headed enemy to a complete standstill,” the letter added.

Meanwhile, the Deputy Speaker of the House, Mr. Yusuf Lasun, on Wednesday deplored the high rate of unemployment in the country.

Lasun observed that to make matters worse, there were many fraudsters who engaged in employment racketeering by collecting money from youths for non-existing jobs.

Lasun spoke in Abuja when some Osun State indigenes paid him a visit at the National Assembly.

However, he promised that the current House would partner the executive arm of government to address the situation.

“Since the (federal) capital was moved out of Lagos, it is very difficult to get employment for our people.

“It is horrible to hear that people collect money from young graduates to get employed,” he told the visitors.

The Osun Indigenes, made up mainly of National Assembly employees, were led by the President of Association of Osun State Indigenes, Mr. Oluremi Ajibade
http://www.punchng.com/news/protesters-storm-nassembly-demand-death-penalty-for-corruption/
Cc: Lalasticlala
Cc: Ishilove

lolz.... So 4uni. So u Rr tellin dem 2 use Razor blade 2 cut their own skin abi? Ok!

ijustdey:
http://thenationonlineng.net/new/missing-ogun-ict-poly-student-found-dead-in-shrine/

I don't reali kw wat is goin ON n dis country. LAW maker's thievs Rr busy sharin 9b each 4 comon walldrobe allowance, worker's Rr nt bein paid salary n sum state, boko boys nu gree alow maidiguri Relax, corruption evriwia, bad roads, no lite, no job. Now babalawo killin an inocent girl 4 money ritual. Am tired ooh. God pls cum 2 our rescure now. Pls!!!