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Romance / Re: How Do We Know When A Lady Is Hitting On Us? by HarryDuce(m): 12:05am On Apr 13, 2019 |
•When the girl in question gets angry at you at the slightest jab. •When she consciously avoids you even when you're in the same space: She'd want you to notice her of course. I honestly don't see how the logic in this one but, who knows? Then again, it could be outright compliment from said female. You just have to keep your fingers crossed. |
Politics / Re: Why Do Other Nigerians Stand Unbothered When SARS, Police Harass People? by HarryDuce(m): 11:35pm On Apr 12, 2019 |
It's the same reason we don't demand good governance from our elected leaders. The same reason we look at our environment in it's dilapidated state and decide to manage in the filth of society instead of doing something about it. As long as our comfort zones are not directly threatened, we can't be bothered. Fela summed it up in his song: Sorrow tears and blood. 1 Like |
Literature / Re: . by HarryDuce(m): 6:57pm On Apr 10, 2019 |
EmmaEgbo:Sure. I'd need further clarification though. |
Literature / Re: . by HarryDuce(m): 6:18pm On Apr 10, 2019 |
1 (06:35PM. James' apartment) ''Tell us what happened already'' Tonye says, agitated. ''Wetin dey worry you sef? Leave him alone. Nobody's forcing you to sit and listen'' Chelsea yells at Tonye, getting annoyed by his constant nagging. ''Don't talk to me like that you gutter breath" Tonye shoots back at her, his agitation rising. "Mumu" Chelsea retorts. "What is your problem?" Tonye asks, a sardonic smile plastering his face "Is this about last night?" "What? I don't know what you're talking about" Chelsea is smiling at this point. She does know what Tonye is talk about. "Oh really? Too bad nobody wants you. You should be thanking me for keeping your vagina up and running. I deserve better" "I'm sure you do" Chelsea replies, unfazed. Tonye narrows his eyes, but comments no further. "Tonye..." James speaks, confused and amused at the same time "Why are you here?" Tonye looks at James like he is the scum of his toilet but doesn't reply. He brings out a 100 naira note from his pocket and stretches his hand out to James. "Take... Go buy me cigar" James gives him a funny look, arching his brows. "Since when do you smoke?" "Shut that mouth and collect this money from me" Tonye yells. "Ignore him" Chelsea says to James then she turns to Tonye with a frown "It's enough now..." Tonye opens his mouth to speak but he closes it on a second thought, unsure of what to say. "Dont tell me what to do" he mutters weakly "bitch" he says as an after thought. "Tonye... Are you drunk? Since when do you drink?" James asks, getting more confused. "Which kyn mumu question be dah one?" Tonye looks unsure of himself as he yells. "Why are you yelling?" Chelsea sighs as she rubs her eyes. "Continue with your tale James... What happened to your sister?" Chelsea says. James paused for a moment, looking from Tonye to Chelsea and from Chelsea to Tonye. "So you guys finally f*ucked huh?... When? For how long?" James asks with a bored expression on his face. "I'm going to class" Chelsea says, picking her bag. "By 7 in the evening? What kind of class is that?" Tonye asks, grinning. She stands up and walks out the door of James' apartment, not replying as she slams the door shut. "What was that about?" James asks after a moment's silence. "What?" "Wetin be whut?" "I no know wetin you dey talk" Tonye says as he stands up to leave; his mood suddenly sober "I'm going home" James looks at him like he expects an explanation, but Tonye avoids eye contact like his life depends on it. James sighs. He knows at this point, it's best to leave Tonye alone. He stands up and walks to the door where Tonye stood. "I'll walk you to the junction" Tonye nods but says nothing. He waits for James to lock the door of his apartment. "Let's go" James says as he starts walking with Tonye beside him. 1 Like |
Literature / . by HarryDuce(m): 6:13pm On Apr 10, 2019 |
Hey guys! Just a few things to note: •This will be a short story (sort of). It is a work of fiction. •The title is subject to change. •This is my first attempt at writing so I would appreciate your feedback immensely. Drop a like if you enjoyed a chapter. •The story will mostly be about teenage and young adult experience. You can expect anything. •There will be explicit use of language. •Grammar suggestions and corrections are welcome. •Occassion |
Politics / Re: See How A White Man Is Treated In A Nigerian Palace by HarryDuce(m): 12:38pm On Apr 10, 2019 |
Lol. Funny thing is, he might just be an ordinary person with no significant material wealth or influence. But since he's white from a foreign country, they'd do anything to please. No fvcks given. 6 Likes |
Politics / Re: Photos Of Africa's Best Recreation And Hospitality Centre Located In Nigeria by HarryDuce(m): 5:53pm On Apr 05, 2019 |
Africa's Best Hogwash |
Phones / Re: Infinix Zero 6 Unveiling Specifications And Price by HarryDuce(m): 2:37pm On Mar 30, 2019 |
Infinix phones are just so bland. No innovative designs. Nothing. Most of their phones are identical, you can hardly tell the difference. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Soldiers Storm Bodo In Rivers State After Oil Spill. Photos by HarryDuce(m): 9:54am On Mar 27, 2019 |
RichBoy247:Lol... I can only laugh at this especially the bold. When did you think oil spill started anyway? 20 years ago? How old are you by the way? I'm sure PDP is made up of only southerners Nobody is saintly where the Nigerian government is concerned. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Keke Napep Launched In Liverpool, England (photos) by HarryDuce(m): 8:13am On Mar 27, 2019 |
Lol... And here I am thinking when keke will be banned from Ph. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Christians In Southern Cameroon Hide On The Ground by HarryDuce(m): 8:10am On Mar 27, 2019 |
Why is nobody doing something about this? What about the AU? |
Politics / Re: Real Madrid Football Academy Port Harcourt To Be Ready By May Ending - Wike by HarryDuce(m): 8:06am On Mar 27, 2019 |
PhenomenalMorgan:The roads in Ph are filled with pot holes and refuse. Dont be blinded by your support for Wike to speak the truth. |
Crime / Re: Soldiers Storm Bodo In Rivers State After Oil Spill. Photos by HarryDuce(m): 8:00am On Mar 27, 2019 |
IamD18:What "work" are they there to do exactly? Clean up the oil spill? Or is it to silence the protesters? The way this government turn to soldiers at every opportunity is quite baffling. 31 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Omawumi To Waje: 'You Can't Quit Music And Leave Me Alone In The Industry' by HarryDuce(m): 6:06pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
A very good singer. Unfortunately, the type of music she chose to sing is not appreciated by many. 4 Likes |
Sports / Re: Nigeria To Host Middle East Africa Rugby Championship by HarryDuce(m): 9:05pm On Mar 24, 2019 |
Which city will host this? Which stadium? It's one thing to show interest. Competence is another story altogether. I hope this one will not go the way of the African Athletics Championships. |
Fashion / Re: Kanu Ihunanya Represents Nigeria In 3 International Pageants - Photos by HarryDuce(m): 11:20am On Mar 21, 2019 |
Beauty Pageant... How |
Politics / Re: How Influential Are The Ijaws Now? by HarryDuce(m): 7:58am On Mar 21, 2019 |
I wonder how Oshoimole's influence has helped in the Italian migrant crisis... Worry about important things and don't come and drag most-influential-south-south on nairaland. |
Travel / Re: Nigerians, Don’t Go To Kenya Or S. Africa! You Are Not Wanted There! A Warning! by HarryDuce(m): 4:47pm On Mar 14, 2019 |
DexterousOne:Yes. |
Politics / Re: Rivers State Is For Big Boys And Not School Boys Like Biokpomabo- Wike by HarryDuce(m): 11:51pm On Mar 11, 2019 |
Awara has a very minute chance of becoming governor though. Anything to keep Wike away from that seat, Amaechi will not hesitate to do. In the end, Wike and Amaechi, birds of a feather. |
Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Black Filmmakers Announced By Black History Month Diversity In Cannes by HarryDuce(m): 1:32pm On Mar 04, 2019 |
ozila:Nigerian filmmakers like management no be small. Any small stride, we would never hear the last of it. |
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by HarryDuce(m): 11:55pm On Feb 25, 2019 |
Many people will be bitter in the coming days for sure. The thing is, Buhari is not exactly loved, but when you're presented with hot water and acid; water will be water and acid will be acid. We just have to settle with Buhari. No matter the thoughts of some persons, He is better than Atiku. I hope by 2023, PDP will see reason to drop Atiku. (doubtful ) Truth be told I was expecting more support for Sowore (I don't fancy him though, he's diplomatically daft). 12 Likes 1 Share |
Culture / Re: What Do You Think About These Characters? by HarryDuce(m): 9:50am On Feb 21, 2019 |
dlw09:Gotcha. |
Culture / Re: What Do You Think About These Characters? by HarryDuce(m): 9:41am On Feb 21, 2019 |
To the untrained eye, it looks no different compared to mandarin and other similar characters. |
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