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Fashion › Re: The Nigerian University Carnival Queen Contestants Hosted By Senate Presidency by hatchy: 9:43am On Jul 14, 2017
Absolute nonsense!

While the entire country is suffering from economic hardship due to bad leadership caused by these Hediots, all they can do is to organise a Sodom and Gomora contest to satisfy their sexual appetite instead of finding a way out of the economic quagmire they brought us into.


Saraki continue......God is recording it in his hard disk for you.
Car Talk › Re: This New Ford F-150 Raptor Is A Fighter-jet On Ground (photos) by hatchy: 8:19am On Jul 14, 2017
whitebeard:
I love this vehicle, it for the beard gang only, big boys truck, rev the engine omo they go bow.!!
Kids all over Nairaland.

Sense fall on you when you grow up.
Career › Re: Nigerian Policeman Vows To Quit After Experiencing Extortion By His Colleague by hatchy: 8:15am On Jul 14, 2017
With this post,including his photos on the social media, this guy has just lost his job because it is unethical to criticise the very organization you work for without going through the appropriate channel. He has done a great damage to the police image.

His only saviour is to claim that his Facebook account was hacked by those who want to land him into trouble.
Education › Re: 35 Strange Facts About Africa- 6 to 9 are strange enough by hatchy: 7:27am On Jul 14, 2017
36, Nigeria is the only country where amnesty is granted to looters of National treasury
Politics › Re: The Loud Minority Vs The Silent Majority In South-south: A Look At Biafra Call by hatchy: 5:38pm On Jul 13, 2017
You just sit behind your keyboard and wrote this rubbish and post here.

Let me ask you; is it by force to belong to a group or country?
Why don't you and your Ipob consult other ethnic groups to know their stand than forcing them to belong to Biafra.

From this article there is no way you can claim to be Ijaw but Ipob disguised as a Niger deltan.
Phones › Re: 9mobile Is Etisalat Nigeria's New Name by hatchy: 5:16pm On Jul 13, 2017
41.....9Mobile

Make una kontinue....
Crime › Re: Man Sells His Wife And Daughter To Ritualists For N270K In Lagos. Photos by hatchy: 4:03pm On Jul 13, 2017
obicentlis:
I wonder how someone will have the mind to sell a human being knowing fully well that there is no coming back for that person. How can this person sleep abeg?


Please, do we have different human beings ? Human without conscience.
Yes there are different humans on earth.

The black race is subhuman and not fit to be amongst real humans
and a curse unto humanity.
He kills,dismember,cannibalize his own as if he is still a cave man and that is the reason other human race have little regards for him.
He is treated as a racially inferior to others because that is his own doings.


How can the blacks hack albinos,hunched and his other kinds for money rituals in this century and expect the whites,yellows and other race to have regard for him.

Ayam tayad for black people.
Crime › Re: Man Allegedly Throws Wife Off 2-storey Building by hatchy: 9:59am On Jul 13, 2017
Wuked husband!

We all know that some women can be hell in some homes,but ignoring or walking out on her will kill her rather than killing her physically.

This is what happens:

"When a man dies, God will ask the Angels, " Is he married"?
If yes, then he says "Go my child straight to heaven for you have been to hell already".
Politics › Orji Uzor Kalu Lambast Ipob Over Disruption Of Election In Anambra State. by hatchy(op): 9:26am On Jul 13, 2017
Former governor of Abia state, Orji Uzor Kalu has explained that the call to restructure the country is not to tear the country’s unity apart insisting that no one can negotiate the unity of Nigeria.The Sun reports that the former governor said this in Abia State recently where he delivered lectures at the 2017Nigerian Bar Association.
He explained that restructuring will not lead to division as some people have posited.He said:"When we talk about restructuring, we don’t mean dividing the country, we are thinking of restructuring some social, political and local indices of the structure called Nigeria. This is because the 36 states are fairly looking as if they are not viable. And if they are not viable, what do you do? Is for you to either go back to regions or leave the six regions and go for eight to 10 regions and make them points of administration of the nation.
So, I believe that when we say restructure, people who think we are questioning the unity of the country are not getting it. This country’s unity is not negotiable by any part; nobody can negotiate the unity of this country.On the threat issued by the indigenous People Of Biafra that no election will hold in Anambra state if a day for referendum is not set, Kalu said it will be unfair to describe their agitation as un constitutional but insisted they have no right to disrupt electoral processes. He said:“It will not be fair for IPOB to say that, it is unconstitutional. They have the right to agitate for Biafra, but have no right of disrupting people’s process of registration or electing their leaders. IPOB people have every right to agitate, after all, we have free speech in the country, everybody has right to agitate for what he feels is right for him, but that should follow due process.“
You know, I went to prison to see Nnamdi Kanu when he was there and I spoke with him. I also almost at the same time visited his parents at their Afara Ukwu, Umuahia country home and I also spoke with them. That does not mean I’m in support of what he is doing as some people many tend to believe.
At the same time, I’m not against his agitation, he has that right, but like I said earlier, it must follow due process. I wish they will understand where the world is going; none of the world powers supports the division of Nigeria.“What I think we should do as a people is to come forcefully and demand for our rights, right of being president of this country, right of having equality, right of social justice and right of being treated with the same law; these are what we should be asking for.”
On the threat issued to Igbos by Arewa youths, he said:"I have spoken on this several times, I think that is not the right thing to do; you cannot ask a Nigerian citizen to leave from where he or she is living and I also believe that people who gave that order are not serious , so, people like us cannot lose sleep over that because the unity the country is non negotiable.”
Politics › North Rejects Confab Reports, Give Conditions For Restructuring. by hatchy(op): 9:07am On Jul 13, 2017
The Arewa Consultative Forum (ACF) has rejected the call to implement the 2014 National Conference report describing it as undemocratic.
There has been call for the country to adopt the report of the conference held during the administration of former president, Goodluck Jonathan but the ACF has insisted that it will not support its implementation. This decision was reached after the National Executive Council meeting of the apex northern group on Wednesday, July 12.In a communique released after the meeting, the group explained that to the federal government that its reason for rejecting the confab report was in the interest of the country.It said: "The opposition of the North to the implementation of the recommendations in report of 2014 National Conference is not so much because of any legal consideration as to its legitimacy, but also because the selection of the conference delegates was skewed against the North in number considering its population.“
For emphasis, there are contentious issues like the abolishment of the present local government councils, creation of 18 additional states that were not resolved in accordance with due process of the conference proceedings.“ACF, therefore, is of the opinion that it would be morally preposterous and anti-democratic for anybody or group to canvass for the implementation of the reports by a conference of unelected delegates. This is more so by the elected government which did not participate in the conference and its recommendations were not part of the manifesto of the ruling party.”
The group also wade into the rift between the executive and the National Assembly saying these issues are avoidable.“ACF has observed with deep concern the continued altercations between the Executive arm of government and the National Assembly, in particular the Senate, over interpretations of certain sections of the Constitution regarding confirmation of appointments of public officers and other contentious issues. These kinds of disagreements are avoidable precisely because they are not helpful for good governance.“ACF, therefore, urges the parties concerned to amicably resolve their differences in the interest of Nigeria, or better still, approach the Supreme Court and seek the correct interpretation of the relevant sections of the 1999 Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria as amended in order to avoid future occurrences of the present situation.”
Concerning the issue of restructuring, the group said it has not been properly defined as it means different things to different parts of the country.
It has observed with keen interest the current nationwide debate on the term “Restructuring” of the country as being canvassed by some people, groups and even prominent citizens. The term, however, means different things to different people or groups. To some, it is “true federalism” whatever that means, for others it is “fiscal federalism”, while some group tout “resource control”. Yet we have those for “resource ownership”.“
ACF notes with regret that those clamouring or demanding for the so-called restructuring are yet to define what they actually mean by the concept and its application in our present democratic setting. In most cases, the meaning depends on which section of the country or the person advocating for it comes from. It is, therefore, the considered view of the ACF that any acceptable restructuring meant to improve the unity, stability, harmony and peaceful coexistence must be based on just, fair and equitable principles to all Nigerians that come with clarity of definition.”
Politics › Re: BREAKING!! Fayose Reveals Shocking Secrets About Buhari’s Health by hatchy: 10:14pm On Jul 12, 2017
This was what happened during the acting President visit to London; He was delayed for several hours without seeing Buhari and was later told by his handlers that the doctors advised against him receiving visitors.

Osinbajo did not see the President and came back after over an hour waiting. He said Buhari is recuperating just to save face and make the public believe he's in charge.

The truth is that the President is in a critical and point of no return.
Only a miracle can bring him back
Food › Re: Spoons, Nails, Keys Found In Ram's Belly In Kano Abattoir (Photos) by hatchy: 9:48pm On Jul 12, 2017
All these Northerners and their diabolical things.

Im not surprised though because it is written in the holy Scripture;

FEAR NORTH!
Phones › Re: MTN Is Giving Out Free 150MB Data To It's Customers, How To Get Yours by hatchy: 8:40pm On Jul 12, 2017
Just got 1gig.

I dey fear sha because MTN gift be like Mami water own.
It gives with right hand and collect more than that with the left hand
Health › Re: My Wife Has Pregnancy Symptoms But Not Pregnant, What Could Be Wrong With Her? by hatchy: 5:25pm On Jul 12, 2017
Since Nairaland have turned to consulting place for medical solutions, I have a problem too.

My case is that I trek up to 10km daily before taking a Cab to my destination before which I must have eaten about 10 gala on the way.

I need candid advise please.

No insults biko kwa!
Crime › Re: Man Tries To Sell His Father’s House After Hot Sex With Calabar Woman by hatchy: 5:11pm On Jul 12, 2017
Prodigal Son.

The same woman will leave you when that money is finished.

Sense fall on you ANUOFIA!
Phones › Re: Which Browser Is Excellent At Downloading Apart From Uc Browser? by hatchy: 2:47pm On Jul 12, 2017
There are only two browsers;

UC browser


and


The rest.
TV/Movies › Re: Nollywood At It Again! Releases New Movie "Evans The City Of Crime" (PHOTO) by hatchy: 2:43pm On Jul 12, 2017
Na wa for this Nollywood people o!

In real movie production settings it takes months or even up to years to shoot a movie but the reverse is the case here.

Every Dick,Tom and Harry is a producer,making substandard movies that can never compete in the international scene.

No wander they flood the market with at least 50 home movies every week.
TV/Movies › Re: What's The Most Ridiculously Titled Movie You've Ever Watched?? Photos. by hatchy: 2:28pm On Jul 12, 2017
Rambo In The Toilet.
grin grin
Fashion › Re: This Albino Lady's Makeup Transformation Photo Will Leave You Speechless by hatchy: 1:34pm On Jul 12, 2017
Ipobians.

Cownu village person
Crime › Re: 2 Brothers Beheaded In Rumuokpareli, Rivers State (Disturbing Photos) by hatchy: 10:58pm On Jul 11, 2017
Governor Wike should be held responsible for the crime rate that has increased in Rivers State.
During the last administration of Rotimi Amaechi Rivers state experienced peace but the reverse is the case because the chief executive is a known cultist and has appointed all the 23 local government caretaker members from his cult group.

Ayam tayad for Rivers State and blood spilling.
Politics › Re: Senate Okays Compulsory Treatment Of Gunshot Victims by hatchy: 6:26pm On Jul 11, 2017
Good one.

Two more to go!

1. Bill against jungle justice.
2. Bill for politicians found guilty of corruption to die by firing squad.

Thazall.
Politics › Re: Governor Okorocha Bans Igbo Traditional Leaders From Speaking English Language by hatchy: 4:33pm On Jul 11, 2017
Long overdue. The Igbos are not proud of their language. They prefer to speak Hausa or Yoruba languages fluently but speak Engli-Igbo to their fellow Igbos.

The traditional rulers as custodian of the traditional institution should set a good example by speaking pure Igbo language.
Politics › Re: Zahra Buhari's “Afternoon Nigeria” Tweet: Nigerians React by hatchy: 12:27pm On Jul 11, 2017
A President that is bedridden and quarter to die is that one a President?
Nairaland General › Re: Notice To All Sky Bank Users by hatchy: 11:50pm On Jul 10, 2017
Temidayo9:
High on Osogbo weed I guess?
Even with 7/2016 on your link
Stupidity dey worry some people no be small.
Even when you copy and paste,read the article if it makes any sense before submitting it.
Politics › Re: Ndume: Buhari's Medical Vacation Has No Time Limit by hatchy: 11:35pm On Jul 10, 2017
This can only happen in Nigeria,a President missing in office for almost two months yet we carry on as if nothing happened.

All we do is rant on social media and pages of news papers with no tangible result.

Ayam tired of this country.
Politics › Re: Ike Ekweremadu Receives His Ph.d Certificate From University Of Abuja by hatchy: 5:19pm On Jul 10, 2017
I'd rather value Jamb cerfiticate(sic) than this toilet tissue bought with millions of naira.

Anyway he will use it when he wants to contest for President when Cownu gets the......

What else do you want to hear from me?
Politics › Re: Ike Ekweremadu Receives His Ph.d Certificate From University Of Abuja by hatchy: 5:08pm On Jul 10, 2017
TUFIAKWA!!

I'd rather regard a JAMB cerfiticate(sic) than this tissue paper that was bought millions of naira.

Anyway he will use it to contest for the presidency when Cownu succeed in the ...

What do you want to hear?
Politics › Re: Pictures Of The Ongoing Reconstruction Of Creek In Portharcourt. by hatchy: 4:57pm On Jul 10, 2017
What is so special about this eehn!
Is this road too much or special that it will attract attention after borrowing over 100 billion naira coupled with internally generated revenue of over 2 billion naira monthly, yet no tangible project to show for it.

I challenge those of you who hail Wike to point to any tangible project completed in Rivers State and Port Harcourt in particular.
He should out do the previous administration in areas of building of new roads,health care centers,primary and secondary schools of international standards before will hail him.
The state is lacking in infrastructures compared to the revenue that flows in.

Wike should learn from Ambode of. Lagos state how to govern and provide for its citizens without much noise.
Politics › Amnesty Bill For Treasury Looters Is "Satanic" -house Committee Chairman. by hatchy(op): 11:40am On Jul 10, 2017
The bill seeking to grant amnesty to treasury looters has been denounced as ‘satanic’ by Hon. Ehiozuwa Johnson Agbonayinma, the chairman of the House of Representatives Ad-hoc Committee on US/Nigeria Relations. The bill which was sponsored by his colleague Linus Okorie,is scheduled for its second reading this July after scaling through the first reading within two weeks of its June 14 introduction. In a chat with newsmen, Agbonayinma stated:“We the 360 members in the House will mobilize against the bill and ensure that it is buried immediately it is introduced on the floor of the House.“I can assure you of that because such a satanic bill can never be allowed to sail through as its output will be retroactive and will further encourage corruption that has eaten so deep into the fabric of our society.“As for those peddling rumors that the speaker, Yakubu Dogara is the one behind it, they should shut their traps because Dogara cannot support a bill that will be counterproductive in Nigeria.“Many Nigerians have been jailed for stealing just N1000 and we are proposing a bill that will further promote corruption? No way; it can’t happen, as we can’t make separate laws for treasury looters in this country.”If the proposed bill goes into law, suspected looters of the nation’s treasury would enjoy full and complete amnesty, not face any probe, inquiry or prosecution, and will not be compelled to disclose the source of their looted funds, as long as they invest their ill-gotten wealth in the country.
Recall that members of the House of Representatives are currently seeking a bill to grant amnesty to those willing to return funds looted from Nigeria's treasury. According to the lawmakers, the bill will provide a three-year amnesty to the looters.
Politics › Amnesty Bill For Treasury Looters Is "Satanic" -house Committee Chairman. by hatchy(op): 11:23am On Jul 10, 2017
The bill seeking to grant amnesty to treasury looters has been denounced as ‘satanic’ by Hon. Ehiozuwa Johnson Agbonayinma, the chairman of the House of Representatives Ad-hoc Committee on US/Nigeria Relations. The bill which was sponsored by his colleague Linus Okorie,is scheduled for its second reading this July after scaling through the first reading within two weeks of its June 14 introduction. In a chat with newsmen, Agbonayinma stated:“We the 360 members in the House will mobilize against the bill and ensure that it is buried immediately it is introduced on the floor of the House.“I can assure you of that because such a satanic bill can never be allowed to sail through as its output will be retroactive and will further encourage corruption that has eaten so deep into the fabric of our society.“As for those peddling rumors that the speaker, Yakubu Dogara is the one behind it, they should shut their traps because Dogara cannot support a bill that will be counterproductive in Nigeria.“Many Nigerians have been jailed for stealing just N1000 and we are proposing a bill that will further promote corruption? No way; it can’t happen, as we can’t make separate laws for treasury looters in this country.”If the proposed bill goes into law, suspected looters of the nation’s treasury would enjoy full and complete amnesty, not face any probe, inquiry or prosecution, and will not be compelled to disclose the source of their looted funds, as long as they invest their ill-gotten wealth in the country.
Recall that members of the House of Representatives are currently seeking a bill to grant amnesty to those willing to return funds looted from Nigeria's treasury. According to the lawmakers, the bill will provide a three-year amnesty to the looters.

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