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Investment › Re: Apparently MMM is back, Apparently MMM is about to Crash. by hatchy: 7:34pm On Mar 16, 2017
chuks34:
Dumb op
Wat will u gain in dis ur dumb quest
Mtchw SMH
MMM topic always hitting fp with the speed of light.
I have said it many times that Niaraland is a childish forum operated by people who reason like children and most flooded by children if not tell me why this kind of trash will be moved to Fp.

Seun and his team should sit up and sanitize this forum and make it a better place to visit for news,entertainment and discussion that will be beneficial to members and visitors alike.
Family › Re: Things I Am Seeing In Guest House, Women are not to be trusted by hatchy: 10:06pm On Mar 15, 2017
Op dem go chew you raw for this aproko thread wey you open today.

Politics › Re: Fayose Shares Packets Of Rice And N200 To Ekiti Residents (Pics) by hatchy: 8:15pm On Mar 15, 2017
Mr Fowlshe teach me how to fish,don't give me fish.

Why not provide employment or enabling environment, business incentives than this show of shame.

Africans and poverty mentality.
Fashion › Re: Lol Checkout Lipstick For Vagina by hatchy: 1:17pm On Mar 15, 2017
Stupid thread. I just waste my mb open this poo hoping to see the real "thing" but ended up with one yeye product .

Get me out of this poo ASAP.
Politics › Re: Nigeria ‘probes AU Seat Loss’, Suspects Sabotage By Own Officials by hatchy: 1:13pm On Mar 15, 2017
For God sake,how is this corruption. This is TREASON!

Arrest him and charge him for treason against the state.
Agriculture › Re: Fresh Tomatoes Arrive Lagos From Kano By Train After 58 Years. See Photos by hatchy: 10:00am On Mar 15, 2017
Cutehector:
Will it reduce d price of tomatoes?
Why did you stop taking your drugs,eehn?
Politics › Re: HIV Geometrically Increasing In Imo State - Okorocha by hatchy: 9:39am On Mar 15, 2017
"Ofe Owerri"
At this juncture, i comment my reserve because everything is under alarm no cause for control.
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Women Testify Against Catholic Priest Who Wanted To Rape Them by hatchy: 9:29am On Mar 15, 2017
[quote author=dollyjoy post=54593287]Jeez!! God is merciful!embarassed[/quot
At this juncture, I comment my reserve because everything is under alarm no cause for control.
Career › Re: Zenith Bank Nigeria Salary Scale: How Much Does Zenith Bank Pay Their Staff? by hatchy: 8:43am On Mar 15, 2017
kolajoo:
I remind myself every year on this special day how blessed I am to have been given another year to experience the wonders of this beautiful world! God is good! My birthday is a day I cherish and love. After living another year, I’m thankful to God that he has blessed me so much- and that I’m a real blessing to others. Happy birthday to me.

Yay for me! I finally have an excuse to wear as much glitter as I want. It’s my birthday show some love with like grin
All these Mama thank you children making this forum boring to visit.

I believe that if you continue displaying your stupidity in a public domain like this,by your next birth day you will be running and bathing under the rain.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is A Sex Addict by hatchy: 7:55pm On Mar 14, 2017
ToriBlue:
She has high sex libido cheesy.
Yes she has,she's a nymphomaniac.

I once had a gurl like that,ever ready to do it at any place at any time. No matter how I give it to her(upon say i be Nackson the senior cousin to Dickson) she's always ready for more. If I no gree wahala don burst be that.
My dear i take small small cut the affair before i go marry olosho keep for house,wey be say before you come back from work Garuba,Ajayi and Emeka don take turn for her p**sy.


@ Op please take off before you kill yourself just because you want to satisfy her sexual crave.
Politics › Re: ICPC Recovers 165 Rounds Of Ammunition, Dangerous Weapons From Sanusi’s House by hatchy: 4:57pm On Mar 14, 2017
Wistle blower pays para para these days

Abeg EFCC,ICPC and the rest,here I come in full regalia.

Education › Re: Secondary School Closed Over Students Marriages Among Themselves In Bauchi State by hatchy: 4:41pm On Mar 13, 2017
Livebygrace:
How do the north reason?
Fear "North"

So it is written in the holy Scriptures.
Webmasters › Re: World Wide Web Marks 28 Years Anniversary Today by hatchy: 7:20am On Mar 13, 2017
FakeAccount:
One day, my comment will be the first on a Post. I will show it to my Secondary School teacher Mr. Oresanya, who said that I can't achieve anything in my life.
Chai! who do you this thing sef?

Politics › Re: Soldiers In Show Of Super Human Strength At An Event (Photos) by hatchy: 6:26pm On Mar 12, 2017
In other climes like Egypt,the army sustains itself by going into various projects like agriculture,civil engineering, factory production.The Egyptian army has large farms,water production plants and other profitable businesses that it supplies the end product to the public for profit.

Ours solely depend on government allocation for salaries, medical and things they should ordinarily engaged in. The military except at time of war or critical unrest is solely dormant and unproductive. Therefore instead of this show of shame,they should be engaged in meaningful and productive ventures to cater for the need of their personnel and also more profitable to the society at large.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Death Looks Like. Though Alive, I Went There. by hatchy: 3:29pm On Mar 12, 2017
Stop taking that "thing" doctor asked you to quit,you refused to heed to advice. Now look at the outcome...seeing spirits and going to dark kingdom.

I sorry for you because if you don't quit,you will see yourself in chains at Yaba left.

Politics › Re: Why We Can’t Relocate From Lagos To Akwa Ibom – Exxonmobil by hatchy: 11:58am On Mar 12, 2017
Ademat7:
3,5,6,7,8 is absent in AKS in the real sense of it: hv u been to Lagos? I served in AKS
You are suffering from delusional idiosyncracy.

Education › Re: Lady Expelled From Covenant University In 300L, Becomes Best Graduating Student by hatchy: 9:57pm On Mar 11, 2017
enaruntt:
THOSE GLORIFIED SECONDARY SCHOOLS
Shebi you don start this your nonsense again.

I will report you to your mother for disciplinary action.

Celebrities › Re: Success Asibor: No Big Deal In Exchanging Sex For Movie Roles by hatchy: 4:08pm On Mar 11, 2017
Stupid post.

Stupid interviewer.

Stupid respondent.

Stupid ....

I don tire for Naija gurls sef. Seeking attention all the time with boobs,p***y,bum bum and broken marriages.

Politics › Re: Buhari Receives Archbishop Of Canterbury In London (Photos) by hatchy: 4:13pm On Mar 09, 2017
sarrki:
Sai baba

Sai baba

Enemies if state come and see ooooo
Must you always display your stupidity in this forum?
It appears you don't have any other job other than making useless comments on every thread.

Go get a life Mr Man.
Romance › Re: Dating A Guy Who Barely Calls Or Texts And Sometimes Ignore #Confused by hatchy: 4:02pm On Mar 09, 2017
This selfish and constant complain was the reason why i dumped my girl in 1945 just after the second world war.

Get it into your head that we all can never be the same.The way Mr A behaves to his woman will not be same with Mr B. Swallow your pride and call him often if that is what will make your relationship work out,else you are subject to the 1945 treatment.
Politics › Re: Yemi Osinbajo Arrives in Sokoto State, Meets With Sultan (Photos) by hatchy: 3:34pm On Mar 09, 2017
Intellect20:
Something tells me Buhari is dead, as was reported last month! They want Osinbanjo to cement himself as acting president before Buhari is officially declared dead in order to prevent tension, riot and chaos in the country. Part of the plan is to have Osinbanjo travel across all regions of the country to build trust.
True talk dear because even the congratulatory message sent to the acting president on his birthday by Aisha Buhari has a lot to decode.

Let's see how it plays out because this cat and mouse play by his Aids won't last for eternity.
Crime › Re: Lady Pours Acid On Her Ex-Boyfriend In Akwa Ibom For Dumping Her (Pics) by hatchy: 3:26pm On Mar 09, 2017
Hmmmm. Na wa o!
It is written in the Scriptures "Fear North"......but now, " Fear women"

Honestly if not for procreation, there is no business between man and women because they are two different being.

Let me come and be going jare.
Politics › Re: Yemi Osinbajo Swears In Onnoghen As CJN (Photos) by hatchy: 5:44pm On Mar 07, 2017
jeromzy:
Supposing PMB was in the group picture u for don see plenty Abada n kaftan clothings but the Prof is in charge now we can see the change and more of intellectuals in English attires.God bless our good leaders
My dear i thought I'm the only one that noticed the difference.

People from that region with that religion of violence and hate won't like this.

#doquickdiemakewerest
Romance › Re: 10 Countries Where Government Beg Citizens To Have Sex by hatchy: 1:55pm On Mar 07, 2017
kingphilip:
They're not serious yet in combating the trend

If not they'll leave their borders open for people to come in and make money by giving birth even to 22 kids
They won't try that because they want pure breed and not mixed(half cast).
That still tells you how racism has eaten deep into the mind of these people.
Romance › Re: 10 Countries Where Government Beg Citizens To Have Sex by hatchy: 1:51pm On Mar 07, 2017
castrokins:
Nigeria Will Never Make This Sort Of List Thanks To The North.
Hahahaha! You wucked o. True talk Almajeri every where in the North.

But the Holy book said it "Fear North"
Politics › Re: Acting President Osinbajo Is Not A ‘Nigerian’ - DELSU Lecturer by hatchy: 11:57am On Mar 07, 2017
hatchy:
My dear it is very obvious that you are delusional even when the truth is as glaring as sunlight, why?

You need to be examined upstairs.
Politics › Re: Acting President Osinbajo Is Not A ‘Nigerian’ - DELSU Lecturer by hatchy: 11:54am On Mar 07, 2017
Trut:
As you can see these people don't believe in the Buhari they sold to Nigerians, they elected the man not because they saw a man of vision or principles nor because they were patriotic but simply because of primordial tribal sentiments that he dies in office and their tribeman sworn in as President. Where are the "Sai Baba" crew now?

Since Buhari fell sick/incapacitated and Osibanjo became Acting President the Afonjas have seized their support for Buhari, they no longer defend him. They've started showing their hand again, this time by accrediting every positives to Osibanjo while blaming Buhari for incompetence, something they didn't agree to in the past. Buhari isn't dead yet but they're already projecting Osibanjo as the best thing after sliced bread - A capable, educated and a better President to be. They have started their media hyping of Osibanjo, praising him to high heavens, same thing they did with Buhari before his incompetence was exposed to the world.

Afonjas have "CHANGED". What a treacherous set!!!
My dear it is very obvious that you are delusional even in the very brazen truth, why?

You need to be examined upstairs.

Christianity Etc › Re: Should I Leave The Church Because Of Him? Pease I Need Your Advice by hatchy: 7:19pm On Mar 05, 2017
holocron:
There is a mutual attraction between the two of you. Deep within you, you want him too, and he can sense this. You are the one unconsciously encouraging him.

There is nothing the pastor or anyone can do to stop this mutual attraction. Only distance can work. If you are sincere, and don't want to cause a scandal, then change your church. If he then follows you there, or to the house, then you people can keep it descreet.

Though I wonder the kind of worship u people say you are doing in the churches these days. Must you go to church?
Na who give you weed wey them soak for Ogogoro wey you smoke so?

please I beg you in the name of Zachariah,don't smoke a second rap of it before you end up in Yaba left biko kwa!
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Presidency Is Dead —junaid Mohammed by hatchy: 11:31am On Mar 05, 2017
"We have a president who doesn’t have a friend, outside the North and that's a tragedy. Nigeria’s president must be a man who is nationally and internationally exposed, who appreciates people and feels comfortable with people no matter their religion or ethnic background"


Bitter truth, like it or take it the way it is.

You are right on point Mr Junaid Mohammed even if some die hard supporters of the vegetable,run away,certificateless,dunce and tribalist Buhari will still come here to defend him.

#doquickdiemakewerest
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Presidency Is Dead —junaid Mohammed by hatchy: 11:23am On Mar 05, 2017
vedaxcool:
[s][/s]
Don't care didn't read
You quoted the whole article just to type that rubbish. Your head surely needs medical examination.
Business › Re: The Unstable Value Of The Naira In The Parallel Market - Afolabi Olugbemiga Sam by hatchy: 6:48pm On Mar 03, 2017
BMZK:
Is establishing mosque a lucrative business ?
Mr. lecturer needs some schooling...
Na wa for you o!
Can't you use your brain to deduce that he's trying to balance the blame by bringing in mosque than just saying churches alone.
Everyone knows that it is only the churches that are set up for profit making.

I hope you gat what I'm saying.
Politics › Re: FG Directs Oil Companies To Relocate Headquarters To Niger-delta by hatchy: 6:01pm On Mar 03, 2017
fuckbulhary:
This is the type of president Nigeria needs not a divisive,bigoted,empty brain,power drunk,lawless, despotic and cow-like thinking ruler.
Haba!

Guy wetin happen na?

Lol grin

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