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Properties › Re: Recession Forces Down Abuja Rent by hatchy: 9:35am On Nov 30, 2016
Mamuski:
Gdevening Zakim.

Can u pls give a break down of the estimated cost of

rent in Abuja right now.

2-BEdrm

Self contain.


in the different areas if possible. I hope it's not a bother sir.
You just quote the whole write up and take up space only to type this rubbish.

Your brain need re-tooling.
Investment › Re: Shock As MMM Participant Commits Suicide In Enugu by hatchy: 8:54pm On Nov 28, 2016
ALAYORMII:
The thing never crash and dem don dey kill demsef already
Bad Belle Messenger (BBM). All una prayer make MMM crash no go work.

MMM has come to stay so if you can't pull it down why not join the moving train rather than having sleepless nights praying that it crash.


All of you wishing that MMM crash, holy goooooohst firrrreeee.
Crime › Re: Muslim Cleric Stabs Lagos Landlord To Death by hatchy: 11:31am On Nov 23, 2016
SillyMods:
If it makes you happy.

grin
Yes it makes him happy because if the man was called a pastor,you would have criticised him more than anything.

Umaru is a confirmed Islamic cleric whose religion likes the flow of human blood so they can have a place in their heaven.
Business › Re: 10 Categories Of People That Will Regret Their Lives When MMM Crashes by hatchy: 8:52pm On Nov 22, 2016
ismokeweed:
Why is it that it's people who aren't doing MMM that always talk about it crashing? Heart of man. Just hoping, praying, and waiting for their chance to say I told you so. Will people losing money make you rich?
Don't mind them jare, Bad Belle Messengers (BBM).

Na una go tire because MMM has come to stay.

Soon we shall watch you guys commit suicide one by one because of this MMM.

No be by force to join.Whether e crash or e stand, e no concern you yet you want to cry more than the bereaved.
Politics › Re: Buhari To Travel To Equatorial Guinea For Africa-arab Summit by hatchy: 7:50pm On Nov 21, 2016
AfroSisi:
Baba don't forget to buy me cucumber. Last time you didn't bring anything from Morocco
Chisos!!!

Do you want to cucumbate?
Takirizy OK.
Celebrities › Re: Osuofia Visits Ghana President Mahama, Says He Should Be Retained by hatchy: 4:25am On Nov 19, 2016
Osuofia is the real comedian any day any time and not other MUMU, Mr I*u that can't even speak good English.

This one is in the blood and not by force comedian.
Family › Re: John Edobor Caught In Bed With Another Lady (Pics) by hatchy: 1:01pm On Nov 18, 2016
This picture is pure Photoshop. Check the pillow where two adults lay their heads,its no pressed.

Please Lawyers make una leave this man and him wife alone. You have succeeded in sacking him from his job there by making some others who are depending on him to go hungry. They can settle this issue without much fuse if they humble themselves and not inviting third party to it.
Honestly there is no perfect marriage.

My father use to say in one of his parables that all roof are slanted.
No flat roof at all. All marriages has its ups and down.It takes understanding and forgiveness to make it work.
Car Talk › Re: 2017 Honda CRV Is Here, What Do You Think About It? by hatchy: 6:14pm On Nov 17, 2016
Culin:
grin
i see a male nairalander buying that for me *runs away*
Chisos!!!

Are you serioushuh In this Buhari period abi.
Politics › Re: FG Charges Justice Ademola, Wife Over Bribe - Dailytrust by hatchy: 10:26am On Nov 15, 2016
jeeqaa7:
Amaechi nko? wen we go charge dat one
Your brain need to be formatted because your hatred for Amaechi could lead to stroke.

I will also recommend that you stop taking that stuff because its telling on you so much.

Business › Erisco Foods Quite Nigeria by hatchy(op): 5:02pm On Nov 06, 2016
The Chief Executive Office, Erisco Foods, Eric UmeofiaAfrica’s top tomato paste maker, Chief Eric Umeofia, has set machinery in motion to set up manufacturing concerns in four additional African countries—Kenya, Cameroon, Cote d’Ivoire andEthiopia.The venture into four other African countries is a falloutfrom Umeofia’s decision to close shop in Nigeria.Umeofia, who confirmed thedevelopment to correspondents in Lagos onSunday, said that his goal was also to have dominant tomato paste manufacturing presence in at least 20 African countriesin the near future.He said that ease of doing business was his attraction in opening shops in the African countries, following his plans to move out of Nigeria because of “the harsh realities of doing business in the country”.Umeofia had recently announced that he was relocating his key manufacturing plant to China, following what he described as policy inconsistencies now crippling his Nigeria operations.He said undue favouritism to Lebanese, Indian and Chinese businessmen in theallocation of foreign exchange to import tomato pastes and other items, including frozen fish, has dealt serious blow to his company, Erisco Foods Ltd. and also to other Nigerian companies involved in manufacturing.Erisco Foods, which has had dominant presence in Liberia and Angola over the years, is listed as Africa’s top tomato paste manufacturer, and the company is the fourth largest of its type in the world, according to records.But policy inconsistencies and alleged connivance of officials of some key government agencies to deny foreign exchange allocation to indigenous companies in preference forforeigners have left many Nigerian companies struggling or closing shops in recent times.On October 5, Umeofia announced plans to shut down operations and sack some 1,500 workers at his expansive factory in Oregun,an industrial area of Lagos.The industrialist said that he decided to relocate to China to produce at cheapercost and then, sell the goods in Nigeria and other African markets, stressing that he would even make more profit doing so.He said, “This appears to bethe only reasonable thing for me to do since my cries appear to have no meaning for those stifling our operations.”Umeofia said that he brought his manufacturing concerns worth about$150m in Dubai and Angola to Nigeria in 2009 in what he described as his patrioticzeal to contribute to the growth of Nigeria.He said, “But dumping of sub-standard tomato pastesfrom mainly Asian nations has resulted to Erisco Foods losing up to N3.5bn in recent years.“More so, our products worth about N6bn remain unsold, due to the flooding of our markets with sub-standard tomato pastesfrom foreign countries.“If we don’t leave Nigeria now we’ll go bankrupt and I believe that my leaving will open up the environment forgovernment to understand the dilemma facing Nigerianmanufacturers like me.”The Anambra State born industrialist restated that Erisco Foods would also no longer go ahead with its plan to set up a plant to manufacture tractors and other agricultural accessories in northern Nigeria, due to foreign exchange challenges to purchase machinery.He said, “We had to return the certificate of occupancy for some 2,400 hectares of land, graciously given to us by the Katsina State Government for our tractor manufacturing factory because we’re not able to source Forex to push the venture.”Umeofia pleaded with President Muhammadu Buhari to use his good offices to look into the activities of top officials of some government agencies conniving with foreigners to short-change Nigeria.He said, “Some government agencies are impeding and frustrating us in our bid to create jobs for Nigerians. The agencies prefer to favour dubious Chinese, Indian and Lebanese businessmen, making them to create jobs in their countries and depleting Nigeria of jobs.“Favouring foreigners doing business in Nigeria is counter-productive because no foreigner can love Nigeria better than Nigerians.”Erisco Foods has a plant capable of producing 450,000 metric tonnes of tomato paste and ketchup annually but the company isproducing at below 20 per cent of its installed capacity, due to sundry challenges.(NAN)
Christianity Etc › Re: What Did Jesus Mean When He Said 'I AM'? by hatchy: 11:52am On Oct 23, 2016
Brigham:
One funny observation about the major theme of Christianity is that it's self defeating.

Why should an 'all powerful' god have to sacrifice 'himself' to 'himself' before men could be forgiven.

That's magnanimous
Your foolishness is very glaring.

Celebrities › Re: Islamic Scholar Asks Rahama Sadau To Turn Down Invitation To Hollywood by hatchy: 5:35pm On Oct 20, 2016
I know they will trow her to limelight. Stupid ....pe**

Celebrities › Re: Ugo Franklin Matthew Is Dead (Wazobia TV Producer Cum Comedian) by hatchy: 11:53am On Oct 18, 2016
MadCow1:
May God Heal him in Jesus Name.



Amen!
He is dead and you are talking of God healing him.

There is no healing,repentance or praising God after death.That is why we all need Jesus in our lives now before its too late.

Rest in peace bro.
Culture › Re: Emir Sanusi To Nigerian Muslims: "Let’s Peg Marriage Age" by hatchy: 9:41am On Oct 16, 2016
The North is the bedrock of Nigeria's underdevelopment.

The North have the highest illiteracy head count,the highest poverty head count,the highest birth rate,highest polio and other communicable diseases that can be prevented via vaccinations, proper education and enlightenment which they vehemently refused.
The North is why we are still where we are today as a country. The Northern Muslim is so backward that sometimes i wonder if Muslim as practiced in other parts of the world have versions,of which that of Northern Nigeria has refused to adapt with modern civilization.

Sule my Mai guard has four wives in the village with 32 children and earns just 18 thousand naira as salary, apart from the little stipends he makes from Shoe cobbling.... these guys are insane.

It will take another fifty years for the North to catch up with the South in education if only they will agree to take the western way of life fused into theirs.

The Northern leaders should free the North from deliberate enslavement before this could happen else they continue to live the way they are.
Politics › Re: The Spiritual Side Of Aso Villa By Reuben Abati by hatchy: 5:55pm On Oct 14, 2016
SamuelAnyawu:
Lol Observing............
When dokta tell you to stop to take that thing,you no gree. Oya see how your behavior and talk don be.

Abati hard drug is not good for you.Better quit before its too late, biko kwa!!
Politics › Re: Crackdown On Corrupt Judges: How BVN Gave Out Suspects’ Hidden Cash-the Vanguard by hatchy: 10:50am On Oct 10, 2016
Babatindan:
thought they said Gej was clueless. he said he was fighting corruption sytematically, now BVN introduced under him can now be used to trace people's multiple account. what has buhari introduced to d table? none but gestapo-style of arresting armless judges in d middle of night. Dss shld pls visit sambisa in d middle of night na, shekau is d most corrupt human being for having girls with him witout paying bride price
Your foolishness no get part two.

Wetin you dey smoke??

Politics › Re: Justice John Inyang Okoro, The Dark Hand That Killed Justice In Abia - Abiafact by hatchy: 4:21pm On Oct 09, 2016
Some times we need to tell ourselves the bitter truth. We all know that the Judiciary is highly and fantastically corrupt yet we cry dictatorship because the government wants to weed out these bad eggs in the system.
Take a look at the case between EFCC and James(Oyeoshi)Ibori, the perpetual injunction granted a known looter,Peter Odili, and so many other high profile cases pending in various courts across the country without conclusion.

Do you think these Judges sit on these cases for nothing? it is very obvious that money exchange hands when it comes to obtaining justice in our country.
Just imagine, a hungry fellow who stole goat and few tubers of yam will be sentenced within days of weeks but the reverse is the case for those who stole our generation and even the one to come dried yet no justice.

If this is what this government is set to achieve, then let be it. I don't regret the vote i casted to bring them to power because we can't be doing the same thing all the time while other Nations are moving forward, we lag behind,.. say wetin. happen.
Politics › Re: 16 Senators Accompany Saraki To The Code Of Conduct Tribunal (Photos) by hatchy: 5:19pm On Oct 05, 2016
ammyluv2002:
Why would they always accompany him abi the senate president no sabi road to the place? I don't understand ooh....hope, we don't have to pay for their expenses huh huh



See even the "common sense" man sef
My dear me sef tire o! This is to tell you that the "Common Sense" man no get sense at all.
Some times i feel like asking God why he chose to send me to this part of the world. What can never be seen or done in other countries is the norm here. We celebrate criminals and those that plundered our common wealth.
Just the other day,in Delta state,arrangements are in top gear to welcome James (Oyeoshi)Ibori in a grand style.

I don't know why our founding fathers rushed us to Independence because we were never ripe for it. I still say it that this country needs re colonization even if by South Africa.
Politics › Re: Ahmed Salkida Arrested By DSS At Nnamdi Azikiwe Int'l Airport by hatchy: 12:45am On Sep 06, 2016
free2ryhme:
Did Salkida honour his promise of giving up himself to the authority or he was arrested by the SSS.

For a man to have boarded an airplane from his Middle-East abode for Nigeria knowing the fate that would befall him ahead of time could not have been reported as having been arrested.

He honourably surrendered willingly to the SSS. Period.
Don't mind all these brown envelope journalist every where you go like emptyhen.

Imagine the news head line.
Junk journalism
Crime › Re: Herdsman Caught In Enugu With AK47 Rifle by hatchy: 10:33am On Aug 30, 2016
fabre4:
wetin do his eye
Why you dey ask?
Person wey don dey see him forefathers with bow and arrow already.

Fulani herdsmen make una kontinu....Only in the east sha!
Crime › Re: Pastor Rapes 13-Year-Old-Boy In Awka, Anambra by hatchy: 4:48pm On Aug 29, 2016
dotuna3:
Fake news allover from beginning to the end

Can we just rest from all thus fake fake news
Fake and quack journalism every where you go like MTN.

Name of so called pastor withheld,name of the raped withheld,name of town withheld,name of correspondence withheld, even name of reader of the fake news is withheld.

The only name that is known is the police public relations officer who wants his name mentioned at all times so that he will deny knowledge of the case.

Nigeria sef...
Politics › Re: Maxwell Chinedu Etoromi Died Of Brain Hemorrhage - Doctors At Turkish Hospital by hatchy: 9:03pm On Aug 28, 2016
Why is he looking like he was already dead in those pictures above?


Just curious though.
Politics › Re: Stella Odua's Son Is Dead by hatchy: 11:08am On Aug 27, 2016
madridguy:
I pray it's a lie.
How can you say that?

You mean its impossible or what?

He said we should glorify him in times of good and bad.
You no dey read your bible,if your a christian o!
Family › Re: Olubunmi Uko Drops Suicide Note, Disappears by hatchy: 6:30pm On Aug 23, 2016
Chai!!! See beautiful woman like this. This life is a mystery.Not all the people you see on the road, even in our neighborhood are happy.The ordinary man on the street lives a more happy life than most "big" people out there.
All that glitter is not gold.

But wait o!

I'll rather kill myself than commit suicide.
Jokes Etc › Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by hatchy: 8:58pm On Aug 21, 2016
veekid:
Not funny
Not funny to you abi?
Bad belle go kill you so because if this is not funny to you I wonder what will make you laugh.
Don't die of heart attack because your perpetual sadness will eventully lead to stroke and then death.


Any way your name sef says it all.
Politics › Re: Sheriff: "2019 Presidency Ticket Cause Of PDP Crisis" by hatchy: 11:09am On Aug 20, 2016
Atiku! Atiku!! Atiku!!!
How many times did i call you??

This man wants to be President at all cost. God forbid! He will never succeed else Nigeria will be sold to Sudan or UAE or any country that can afford to by.

Atiku...Corruption Inc.
Properties › Re: How Do I Tackle My Stubborn Tenants Who Has Refused To Pay His Phcn Bills by hatchy: 11:17am On Aug 18, 2016
lonelydora:
Just disconnect the light to his flat or call PHCN to do it, as simple as that.


If it gets to the level you want him out, Tell him you want to renovate his flat, and call in a carpenter days later to start removing his roof. Thank me later. Well, this method only works in Ikwerre land, do not try it elsewhere.
Hahahahahaha..

You wucked o!
True talk my dear Ikwerre man don't joke with his house jare because that place na him Shell,Agip, in fact oil well to him.

I like their ways though. He invest in building and landed properties very well. You can be his friend,drink and dine with him but once your rent is due your best friend go change ways...

@ topic.Get the service of a lawyer.
Science/Technology › Re: Ebonyi People Kill Python In Anambra - PICS by hatchy: 4:04pm On Aug 14, 2016
Hahahahahaha Just imagine, some people are foreigners in their own place.
I have always said this time without number that Igbo land will be worse than South Sudan,Iraq,Lybia, and Rwanda if eventually they get the so called Biafra.
The Anambra man will tell you he is the authentic Igbo man than the Enugu or IMO person.


Bunch of Id**ts.
Politics › Re: How FG Spent $340m, N27bn In Search Of Oil In The North by hatchy: 11:26am On Aug 01, 2016
This Buhari sef. Una sure say them repair this man ear true true?

In the face of this economic hardship and constant cries from the citizens,yet this man is spending our scarce resources chasing shadows.

God save us from this northern king o!
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Girl/lady I Saw Yesterday by hatchy: 11:07am On Aug 01, 2016
My dear its only in Nigeria you will see such stupid and foolish,idiotic behavior.In other climes a girl pays her bills when you take her out unless you insist you will pay would she allow you do that for her. That is the more reason why you see many of them stranded without any serious relationship because all the guys are wiser instead they play the go-as-you pay lotto.

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