₦airaland Forum

lovat:
Dear Lord don't send another plague to us again because El Dullardeen you cursed us with has made us to repent and seek your face again

You make me laf die.Which kin person you be sef!

I want to start the certification course. Pls kindly send the materials to me via lewisigwe2013@gmail.com.

Mologi:
Pls who among them is Duncan mighty?.....because all of them be like soldiers to me ooo



mo n wa iyawo fa

Olodo,you blind?

You no dey see am say na him squat down for left hand side so.

These are bunch of confused clowns who have lost direction like a ship in the ocean tossed around by the wind.Your primary aim is to release Dasuki and Kanu who don't have any business in the Niger Delta.Your agitation is just for selfish reasons because there is nothing to benefit the region you claim to fight for in all your demands.

Buhari does not need your advice as there are agencies that are saddled with such responsibilities.Direct your advice to your "oga" Tompolo to come out from hiding and clear himself of allegations being leveled against him.
As a true Niger Deltan,all these agitations are for selfish reasons as demonstrated by the big mouthed Asari Dokubo,Ateke Tom,Government Ekpemupolo etc who turned billionaires overnight from government contract and oil bunkering.

Continue deceiving yourselves,criminals.

VIPERVENOM:
There's no cause for control everything's under alarm

Yes o my brother, because Flies wey no get tail,Na God dey pursue Cow for am.

Rouf(rider) Aregbeshola will sink this state very soon
Terrorist!!!

I'm ashamed and tired of this country.There is none that is clean of looting our common wealth.
The most annoying thing is that the money they loot is not in millions but billions,for what?
Honestly,I sometimes wish i can change my nationality to a country where sane people exist even if it is in the driest part of Australia with the Aborigins or in the deepest forest of the Congo with the pigmis.
Imagine, for days now,there is system collapse in four states and no power. But the likes of Tony Elumelu stole billions that was meant to provide us with this basic necessities yet no one is going to jail for it.
Hmmmmm..Just tired.

Which kin small pikin govnor be this sef! Na only you be govnor for this country?
There is no week this tap-mouth governor is not in the news,for the wrong reasons though.
Others are commissioning projects and delivering dividend of democracy to their people while you pre occupy yourself with rubbish things that paint the state in bad light. I pity Ekiti State for having you as their governor.
Ekiti state Sorry for una.

The stup*d Otuoke man did all these things for the North but left his own village and region undeveloped for the six years he led this country. Yet,some wasted souls and brains see him as their hero.
Come to the Niger Delta,there are no tangible Federal presence there only land devastated by pollution due to neglet.
Never again shall we have a drunken fool rule this country from this region.

My good friend Snoop Dogg Please stop taking this stuff,e no good for your body at aalllll.

...and this is their church..

SamJed:
That is my area...the project was started earlier this year...according to what i heard they would have started with oil mill elelenwo first before going down to akpajo but elelenwo elders asked the government for 'matching ground'...imagine the nonsense...the government had to leave them and start from akpajo...and the construction is handled by JB so we are expecting a solid road.

You are a very big fool for spreading this lies like mosquito. The elders never asked for matching ground or whatever you call it.The delay on that road was because the community insisted that the road must be dualized while the state government said it lacked such fund to do so.Woji and Elelewo roads were earmarked to be rehabilitated same time,but Woji road is completed still as single carriage way while the people of Elelewo insisted that it their own must be dualized.
Pls before you start spreading rumours and lies check and cross check your source.People like you misinform and mislead the public .

Very childish story.That's to tell you their level of reasoning.
The coward is the same person sponsoring these criminals and trying to sell us dumb stories all the time.
His hideout is still in the creeks of his homeland which I don't expect the military to reach so easily due to poor intelligence gathering.



Bunch of criminals,your days are numbered.

Where is the infection? Well you better come back with good listening ears devoid of infection and any attack because Nigerians are not smiling at all with this hardship in the land.

The economy is in total shamble and he is moving upandan for ordinary ear infection that doctors are abound in Nigeria to take care of.

Nigeria! Nigeria!! my country! my country!!

He had been told so many times by doctors to desist from taking that stuff but he wouldn't listen.

Now his condition is irreparable.A ward have been booked for him at Rumuigbo center in port Harcourt

Oh! Ajalah is sick true true.

Wailers una welcome,food is ready.

kowema:
Run!!.. sniper gives me Breathe Seizures..
I use to work for a friend's sis in her restraunt which was quite far from town. The restaurant was Located in Upth and we wud always av to spend the nights there till weekend before we went home. During the period and each night before we slept, the other girls wud spray something called Sniper in the room to ward of mosquitoes and that wud be the end of my breath. I would gasp all through the night for air, some times My breath wud stop for like seconds after would I'd take a deep breath then my heart wud feel free.. I didn't figure it was that sniper thing even after I left the place. Until I spent one Holiday with an Uncle and the seizure resumed again cus his wife had the sniper thing and used it every nigh.

That Sniper can Kill o. Maybe slowly see. Then I remember the Doctors in UPTH warned my friend's aunt to stop using that chemical else they would stop coming to eat there. They even said it contained a chemical used in the Mortuary.

Naturally I have strong body system and if I can react to Sniper then that is the end of poisonous

Seriously? My dear same thing happened to me and i even prayed that God should just take my life and restore me back few days after just to get over the suffering I was passing thru for over one week.I experienced complete seizure of breath so many times and doctors couldn't diagnose what was wrong until i found out that each time I'm back home,the breath seizure becomes worse.I realised I sneeze so many times due to that stuff.
I bought this small spray stuff pushed in wheelbarrows all over town in port called "e dey kill mosquito well well,e dey kill landlord,dey kill tenant but e no dey kill care taker"

The worse is that it doesn't kill mosquito but kills roaches instead the mosquitoes emerge stronger with resistance to other insecticides and doesn't bite again but chops off your flesh

madridguy:
Good Job.

What is so special about these vehicles? You just deceive people with the caption.These are conventional vehicles and not Army vehicles. The caption should rather be pick up and buses used by Nigeria Army made by Innoson.

In fact,they are Chinese vehicles assembled in Anambra by a business man,Innoson motors.

tunshe:
I am glad he died as a Muslim.

See your life??

Religious bigot.

looseweight:
That's doesn't mean God will protect u from being caught....SMH

Am I d only one seeing a bottle of fanta and biscuit beside d first guy from the left?


IAMLOOSEWEIGHT

Yea I see the fanta and biscuit too,that's how it ought to be.In advanced countries they provide you with what you request for especially cegarrates, drinks and all the likes to cool down your nerves and be at ease to give investigators all information they need to combat crime.In our clime is a different ball game as the law enforcement agents kill at sight even when they are not at risk and display the bodies as if its stock fish.

Nixiepie:
The room no even fine...

Small kids all over nairaland because of cheap phones and Glo data.
I wonder how your own house looks like.
Badbellism!

amiskurie:
Very poor interiors

Bad belle,which one wey you get?

Obasanjo will remain the strongest leader ever produced in Nigeria.He would have dared these little cockroaches with their death threat.
Buhari don fall my hand.Old soldier wey dey fear death like small pikin.

This kind of thing will boost their moral to continue in their evil act.Nigeria is doomed indeed.

Oh dear,I feel your pain.It won't be that easy to just forgive and carry on as if nothing had happened.
My people say when broken plate don break,e don break be that --no mmekwatalizm for it.
Better to have a broken relationship now than broken marriage tomorrow or worse God forbid,slicing of throat.
Just let her go because she will cause you more pains in that marriage than you ever think.Don't listen to those who will advice you to forgive her because they won't do same if placed in same shoes.
The gods are wise

This fake naira note is rampant these days.Just last week,out of the cash i went to deposit I the bank,six #1000 notes was discovered to be fake by the cashier and destroyed in my presence.When I confronted the man who paid me with the cash he claimed he also was paid with same.

The economy is bitting too hard and some people will do anything to make it.

I pledge to Nigeria my country.

This fake naira note is rampant these days.Just last week,out of the cash i went to deposit I the bank,six #1000 notes were discovered to be fake by the cashier and destroyed in my presence.When I confronted the man who paid me with the cash he claimed he also was paid with same.

The economy is bitting too hard and some people will do anything to make it.

I pledge to Nigeria my country.

This fake naira note is rampant now.Just last week,out of the cash i went to deposit I the bank,six #1000 notes were discovered to be fake by the cashier and destroyed in my presence.When I confronted the man who paid me with the cash he claimed he also was paid with same.

The economy is bitting too hard and some people will do anything to make it.

I pledge to Nigeria my country.

IgboDelta:
The shameless, unprofessional and human rights abusing Nigerian military only know how to harass and embarrass innocent and unarmed civilians. The NDA have made valid points.

I strongly believe you are high on this stuff this early morning.

Take it easy biko kwa!

free2ryhme:
this is a fabricate story

Seun.... SSS know your house ooooo

You quoted all that article and consumed space just to spew that rubbish there.Na fufu dey that your skull.

Now receive brain!

free2ryhme:
this is a fabricate story

Seun.... SSS know your house ooooo

You quoted all that article and consumed space just to spew that rubbish there.Na fufu dey that your skull.

Fayoshe! Fayoshe!! Fayoshe!!! How many times did I call you,3 abi??

Heed to doctor's advice and stop taking that stuff its not good for you.Face governance and leave Oshogbo stuff kwanu.

Super1Star2:
WW2 recorded a little above 60million deaths, despite the number of nations involved and the land mass covered by the war.


Syria war of over 5years has recorded 500,000 deaths, with all the sophistication of modern technologies.

Iraqi war of 13years has recorded less than 500,00 war, with all the sophistication of modern technologies.

Now tell me how 3million deaths is not a MEGA SCAM.

True talk.