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Like play like play, dis innocent girl don dey turn rihanna . abi no b only pant and jacket she wear so?

I blame gej and his people

Kuku, sentence her to death and let's move on )

Our daddy is an honorable . ..

Hmmm..

lalasticlala:
It looks abandoned.

I will ban u

So as dis one is in FP, what difference does it make? Na only him die ?


If u a re fool, pls don't hesitate to insult me

Pls sm1 who has the OP's number should call her ,that she has finally hit FP after one year .

God comman remember me too ..pls GOD

Op it would hav been nice if u gave us pictorial samples

dopedealer:
^
My papa is an Am!Mal

Of course he is

aumeehn:
Alright Guess

Jst tell me...I can't guess

donasere:
Are you hay.wire1?

I'm haywire07

Others are counterfeits , my disciples and fans

dopedealer:
To start with I am a Muslim.
Never attended a service b4
But if you read the beginning of my note I stated I came across the memes and I liked it.
So ion know what to say to you

Den stick to ur fvcking religion . stop boring us with nonsense, as if ur temper will accommodate sm1 saying trash about ur religion

aumeehn:
Mumu!! Rasta man
Guess, who am i..!! I'm your e padi.

Identify yourself nigga cos ion know u

donasere:
Eh eh...You don forget as u n me n el.misti scattar that place shey?... with the silver back...

U mean NYSC section?

But wait o... I was only in batch C 2014

donasere:
Wait ooo....from nysc b15?


You just lost...where you dey nao?

This guy sabi me truly o !!

I dey here and everywhere na although the mods they always ban me .

How far, let me know you nau

donasere:
Is this the same haywire?




Back to topic...dude do a pregnancy test...preferably a scan (ultrasound) when you do it you'd know for sure what is in her womb. She's meant to bleed for like 7days doe...(not sure as I neva do am). Pray for forgiveness and take her to an hospital for proper checkup. God's speed.

It's the same haywire u find errwhere o .. Do u know me?

OP in reality, u are most likely to be a dry person.

Your own captions don't even match the memes .

Omg! I can relate

I almost ran mad wen she said she was pregnant . I didn't know wen I sat on the floor and was crying like a baby right in the toilet. She turned out not to b pregnant sha . But I discovered that weed can't make me mad, only pregnancy scare can o

Had to go see my girl like dis

I don't get tensed when it comes to my profession. I go don console myself that even if this interview doesn't work out well, another chance will come .
Reason why people get tensed is because over preparedness and cramming

The last interview I went ::
When I got there, omoh, see guys with suits and tie, fresh packaging errwhere . na only me wear jean trouser and shirt. I didn't even tuck in my shirt sef , but I wasn't tensed . I don make up my mind say anytin wey wan happen, make e happen jor.
When I went in, the man was like "why are u dressed like dis " . I just told d man, I just saw ur mail dis morning so I rushed down here in anyfin I could get.
The man conducted d interview for me , and was like "wow, so were this good, ur dressing gave me another impression, begin dey praise me .. U go fear confidence na "

Did I get d job?

The 30-year-old fastest man on earth has taken up a role as 'chief speed officer' with a company after completing his historic 'triple triple' at the Rio Games.

As in , he wants to run on the computer or he will boost their network speed? Cos me I'm not understanding o .

Well he has more ambition than our ex footballers who retire from football and start complaining of poverty and neglect.

The past government really made a mess of this country . Everyone claims money was flowing back then, but they refused to think about the future effect. Now a new government is trying to clean the whole mess up and some haters are trying to poison the minds of those who are willing experience the real CHANGE .
As for me , I see a very bright light at the end of this tunnel .
Where haters are facing recession, I'm busy with upliftment .

I don't like all dis people above me

Glo network na bastard

In fact ....

My ghawd!! I hate dis attitude ehn !

Had close pals who did such back then in school .
In fact my own closest guy was the one who moved into the girls room and lived close to three years together . The guy who later co-payed the rent brought his own younger brother to live in that same room and d broda also brought his friend to live in that same room .
Making 3guys and 1 gilr In a single room . me sef na frequent visitor wen its time for food .
D 2 other guys girlfriends also pay them visits o
After graduation ehn, their breakup almost hit vanguard news frontpage

But patience had $20million, who she don help?

This is what the nigerian government should look into. At least they should remember the meaning of our national flag.
A large farm as this would require mechanized systems , now tell me d kind of youth that won't like to go to a farm in a protective cloth and driving clean tractors and harvesters .
Even a banking graduate will like to work in dis kind of farm . #effizzy job

Lalasticlala mynd44 over to u

Maybe they were referring to the dog they named Buhari

What about us that knows d meaning but doesn't know how to apply it?

Pls how can I whisper "diversify" into Buhari's ear?
This oil thingy isn't working, then why not move on to smfin that's worth it .
Our flag is green white green (agriculture) not black white black (oil) .

And for those blamin Buhari for d oil production drop, I think a screw has to be replaced in ur head!

The two guys at the left-back looks alike o

soberdrunk:
The guy is suffering from "hulkasm"! The only cure is two guys holding better 2 x 2 kpako and standing by his sides when he is about to cum and resetting him manually, if symptoms persist after 3-5 sessions of this therapy nah synagogue remain.........

My gawdd!!! Laff wan kill me o

How can I reduce my age