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davidif:
https://www.economist.com/blogs/economist-explains/2017/06/economist-explains-6

NIGERIA is Africa’s most populous country, a designation it wears with pride. It had more than 182m citizens in 2015, according to the World Bank, and is poised to have the world’s third-largest population, behind India and China, by 2050.

I have been laughing at our unintelligent ways since I heard that on TV. How do we plan to overtake USA, Indonesia and Brazil with our poor infrastructure?
I see the family planning commercial on TV and I keep asking why they refuse to inculcate this into the mind of the northerners that prefer to have kids they can hardly care for.

The simple thing that will make our population remain inflated are the bloggers and media. Natural disasters will help us check our population, which I am sure of. our health system is not improving, crime will increase (paving way for disasters & unnecessary deaths) if our government keep paying lip services to industrialization of some states which will improve lives, lip service in providing agricultural mechanism which will result in famine in some areas (more death too).

We are talking of 2050 being 3rd most populous (and we haven't survived the agitation here and there o) when we can't provide quarter of what USA provides to increase their population. The visa lottery they do, what do we actually think USA is doing? Every year, they absorb asylum seekers.... they open their military recruitment to all nationalities... Indonesia provides scholarship to undergraduate & graduates, they have a working system that is tolerant (even with the largest Muslim population).
So I see us only in competition with Brazil 5th (with better power supply) and Pakistan 6th.

We simply don't have leaders at all, we only have rulers who don't think. What are we putting in place to absorb the increasing population? our only answer is Church & Mosque....... as half of those always writing utme can't gain admission, half of the graduates can't get meaningful employment, an average Nigerian lives on $1 a day, health care nko?

We don miss road taytay

Many people sing tithe ehn, and they refuse to pay tax.
Who will pay his/her tithe will pay, they should stop letting it look as if tithing holds a position in the 10 commandments

Are the universities even recognized in Africa?
Going through the webometric ranking of African Institutions, one can only find 6 institutions from Benin republic there, whereas Nigerian colleges of education made the list, let's not even go far to universities....

Tell the culprits to get 10 pineapples each (don't remove the top)....
Then, tell three of them to force into the arse hole of the 4th man, and round it goes till they all perform the act themselves on themselves..........
After that, you can then use pliers to remove 4 teeth from each member, since they are four.

nna mhen.......
The word that fits these people is not yet in the dictionary, even google can't locate it yet.

Some of these pastors are actually in a legit business sha

Patiently waiting for the video on how to detect a guy who is a virgin.

We guys always looking for virgins to marry after testing different grounds, so who is suppose to marry those ones you tested if you keep looking for virgins? I hope God gives those kind of guys what they thoroughly deserve o......

Some of us (guys) will end up settling for unnecessary calamities in the name of virgin...... some will see virgin and still be complaining of experience, others will still have girlfriends after marrying a virgin wife, wetinnnnnn na?

Being a virgin doesn't guarantee a happy union, doesn't guarantee that the wife won't test what you tasted, the insecurity of many guys ehn, chaiii.....

My only question is, why didn't they get married in a Muslim dominated country?

I so love that number 7...

Maybe we should ask him, if he has actually advised his father first. someone just spills rubbish and thinks he is a celebrity

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And if you are free from this five, will you be allowed to into heaven without honouring the other 10?
We just keep singing tithe as if it is the number one, or occupies any number in the ten commandments.
Who will pay tithe will pay, please churches should stop making it number one, while we forget Saturday as sabbat day....
Christ said, love your neighbors as yourself and keep the (10) commandments.

Probably the op has never seen a crocodile before, when he/she sees a giant size, he/she will call it Godzilla.

The guy above stating plenty things sha..... John 14:6 will help too

2. Jesus didn't eat pork, so Muslims don't too. As Christ Jesus didn't eat Eba, salad, shawarma etc so make we no chop am too because we are Christian. Aside being dirty (which animal is neat sef), it is because of the demonic spirit Jesus casted into swine then, that's why some Christians avoid pork.

3. The language spoken in Isreal, doesn't mean you can't praise God or say your "peace be onto you in your English, Hausa, Ibibio, calabar and so on, God understands all languages, so you praying only in Arabic doesn't mean you are like Christ.

5. You can do same, but Christians don't have a count on how many times they can pray. if you like, you can call on your Father a 100 times, another could just twice.

6. You could pray bowing to God, your face up in plea, or you on your knees.

7. Are you saying we shouldn't cut our beards or keep them neat, time has changed you know.

9. In modesty, headscarf (not hijab), its the tradition for women to be dressed that way, not because of religion. If you want to continue such, why don't you tell an engineer/banker/lawyer to dress as you see it in the time of Christ?

10. Christians can't replicate that kind of fasting Christ Jesus or Moses went through, let's not even go there, as we know the way Muslims do their fasting.


13. same as 3, if you call him Olorun, Oghene, Chineke, God, Jehovah, Olowogbogboro.

Ordinary #2500 or #1500 will save their union from deteriorating.....
There is a particular thing, worn around the head that holds the jaws, it is said to stop someone from snoring....
Why not go shop for it, instead of sleeping in separate rooms.

It was coming na... Boko haram, herdsmen, even in Lagos na badoo...... kidnappers sef.

ikechizoba:
-continuation...
So because l was so open to my husband's family,they interfere in my affair a lot.Immediately my SIL,she asked me who made my hair for me(she already knows,just wanted to hear it from me),l told her.She started making mockery of it,anyone one that walks into my MILs shop,she will tell that person " look at the hair a friend made for me for so so amt,that her own friends can never charge her not to talk of this simple hair style" she told husband, her own sister in law,friends,in short everyone, all through my period of carrying that hair,l no rest,l started seeing things from her POV. l was compelled to confront my friend,that was my mistake,l should kept quiet as usual, and she reacted,and stopped calling or picking my calls ,l gave up too.
After a month,my friend called me,saying that l didn't care about her,l laughed cos that was her way of saying am sorry.l accepted back her friendship.l told my SIL about it,then she told me that my friend is not genuine, that my friend waited till when her next bank business will commence (its a 3months interval business) before she stylishly called back,so that l can take her back to my husband's friends to do the business for her again.l told my SIL that its a lie..she said l should watch and see.
so the next day,l travelled to see my parents,while I was there,this my friend had gone behind my back to engage my husband and his brothers into the business because she knows my husbands shop and his brothers (that's me,l was so so open to all),my husband called me and told me about it,so l waited to call her,and fortunately she called,and asked me about my family while avoiding talking about the biz,until she asked me for my sil's no...l got angry and asked if her reason for coming back as a friend to me,after ignoring me for a month,was because of her bank biz' instead of answering my questions, she started abusing me,and said that from that day onward,l should stay on my lane that she is done with the friendship, my sister,can you imagine?. she immediately went to by brother in law and collected his sister's number from him. Her main concern is her biz,my SIL was right.
So l lmmidiately called my SIL and told her everything, l told her not to do the business with my friend again since she doesn't want to have anything to do with my family,and she was like " shebi l told you'"
Then l came back from my trip,l noticed that my sil started avoiding me,when l finally met her,l asked her if my friend came to her for the business, she said yes,l asked her ,"so what did you do" she said that she did the business for her,that l should just forget everything that happened, that she didn't know how to tell my friend that she can't do it" l was so shocked and disappointed, this was the same person,that started this fire,she never liked my friend, she has said a lot of evil things against and couldn't stand for me,her family? what was hard there?..in short l was humbled.l cried that day no be small,she just reduced me to nothing before my friend,she sold me out for kobo. That was the beginning of a crack in our relationship. she never apologized,l found a way in my heart to forgive her,but things bacame shaky BTW us.
Early this year,another of my friend l introduced to my course mate, meet me at the market and told me a lot that I didn't know. she told me how my friend and SIL run things together, how my friend came to her and told her that l was quarrelling with my SIL because of her,that my sil told her how l almost discouraged her(sil) from doing biz with my friend, how the two rubbished my name, they have been going round town behind my back.. l became weak,l had to call my mum and tell her cause l couldn't bear it,l was losing it ...it took the grace of God cos l was pregnant that period...l cut off my relationship with her,l stopped visiting my mils place cos my sil goes there with her children after work everyday,before then I told my husband, and he called her cos she came to my house swearing that she didn't do anything.... lies lies...up till now,she has not apologize, she's been avoiding my family,and its better for me that way..the story looooooong,but let me just stop here,l hope you grabbed one or two things here.l wished l did like my co wife did by staying away and asssociating when necessary,they called her a bad woman but l think, she is a wise woman and l was so so foolish. story loooong

madam, your story long o, but I grabbed.
It is always better to talk less, visit less and even not get tempted to join any gossip where the women are talking about someone in the family, as the tide may turn around to your case.

Really disappointed at the way the government kept quiet

At last, someone talked about serie A..... wonderful

At last, someone talked about serie A..... wonderful

Must we rename all universities for God sake?
by the time these other men die, that mean more than half of our universities will be renamed

10- Chile actually conceded 3goals.

KingLennon:
Germany defeated Chile 1 goal to nil to claim the 2017 confedrations cup. Despite early criticisms on Joachim Low's young squad. They Germans weathered all storms to claim the victory. Let's look at some of the statistics in this year competition:


1. Total number of goals scored: 42
2. Average goals per match: 2.80
3. Total number of hat-tricks: 0
4. Most goals scored by a team: 12 –
Germany
5. Most goals scored by an individual: 3 –
Leon Goretzka, Timo Werner
6. Most assists given by an individual: 3 –
Héctor Herrera
7. Most goals and assists produced by an
individual: 3 goals and 2 assist – Timo Werner
8. Fewest goals scored by a team: 1 –
New Zealand
9. Most goals conceded by a team: 10 –Mexico
10. Fewest goals conceded by a team: 2 –Chile
11. Best goal difference: +6 – Germany,
Portugal
12. Worst goal difference: −7 – New Zealand
13. Most goals scored in a match by both teams: 5 – Germany (3) and Australia (2),
Germany (4) and Mexico (1)
14. Most goals scored in a match by one team: 4 – Portugal against New Zealand, Germany against Mexico
15. Most goals scored in a match by the losing team: 2 – Australia against Germany (3)
16. Biggest margin of victory: 4 goals –
Portugal against New Zealand
17. Most clean sheets achieved by a team: 3
– Portugal
18. Fewest clean sheets achieved by a team:
0 – Australia, Cameroon, Germany, Mexico, New Zealand
19. Most clean sheets given by an opposing
team: 2 – New Zealand
20. Fewest clean sheets given by an opposing team: 0 – Australia, Germany,
Mexico
21. Most consecutive clean sheets achieved by a team: 3 – Portugal
22. Most consecutive clean sheets given by
an opposing team: 1 – Cameroon, Chile, New Zealand, Portugal, Russia
23. First goal of the tournament: Michael
Boxall (own goal) for Russia against New Zealand
24. Fastest goal in a match from kickoff: 5th
minute – Lars Stindl for Germany against Australia
25. Latest goal in a match without extra time: 90+1st minute – Héctor Moreno for
Mexico against Portugal, Eduardo Vargas for Chile against Cameroon, Nani for Portugal against New Zealand, Amin
Younes for Germany against Mexico, Pepe
for Portugal against Mexico
26. Latest winning goal in a match without extra time: 81st minute – Arturo Vidal for
Chile against Cameroon
27. Most goals scored by one player in a match: 2 – Timo Werner for Germany
against Cameroon, Leon Goretzka for Germany against Mexico
28. Oldest goal scorer: 34 years, 4 months
and 6 days old – Pepe for Portugal
against Mexico
29. Youngest goal scorer: 21 years, 3months and 19 days old – Timo Werner
for Germany against Cameroon

http://www.google.com/url?q=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_FIFA_Confederations_Cup_statistics&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwj167ydxOvUAhWJyRQKHZ6_AjwQFggOMAA&usg=AFQjCNHVApw_iv835p5UTNch2sXWpa6Pvw

It is not only Christ Embassy that people are not applying wisdom....
I feel shocked these days when I hear pastors pray in the name of the God of #######, and I am baffled.
I know of God if Elijah, God of Moses, God of Abraham etc, not the one that Nigerians have brought about again.

After all those things he said, he even went there to perform, the guy no try...... Its just like going to your enemy's party na.

All universities get their own with girls, it's just as simple as that.

I hope these guys don't give him attention.
You are putting on original, is the fake wristwatch telling a wrong time from the original one? if no is the answer, then watch na watch, as long as it serves its purpose.

What I really can't understand here, is how matrimonial duty was performed in the room with such a woman, and the matrimonial duty produced 4 kids.
How did the character subside before entering the oza room? I am not understanding o

I couldn't even read half of the story, I was just imagining the kid to be my son.
I feel for the parents.

jhudit:
His mum might be rotten by now then, except he excludes her from his silly comment. Sometimes I wonder if these guys put off their brains like data connection, before posting.

These days, some guys think faster with their mouth and fingers..... And the person definitely has a mum, sister, aunt o.
Even if your girlfriend cheats on you or break your heart, this is absolutely no way to get back at ladies

If number 3 is true, then why do they keep looking for moon in Nigeria every year?

Martin0:
THE SCHOOL CALLED MARRIAGE
It's a school where no one is allowed to drop out.

Drop out plenty o..... one is permitted to drop out o