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Music/Radio › Re: One Dance By Wizkid And Drake’s Enters Guinness Book Of World Records [see Photo by Heavance(m): 9:13am On Sep 21, 2017
The world knows Kyla & Wizkid were featured, Drake is the owner of one dance, let's give honour to whom it is due.
If it's truly WizKid, how come WizKid's come closer isn't getting as much recognition as Drake's one dance?
Food › Re: Which Food Do You Hate That Most People Like? by Heavance(m): 8:38pm On Aug 28, 2017
Noodles.... Yam & fried egg.... Coconut rice....
Foreign Affairs › Re: 12 Crazy Laws That Only Exist In North Korea by Heavance(m): 7:57pm On Aug 18, 2017
The bible remains one book you could be killed for, says a lot then
Christianity Etc › Re: Abel Damina Warns Against Seed Sowing: God Doesn't Multiply Money, Hardwork Does by Heavance(m):
IMASTEX:
Tell them the hard truth. Turn 50% of the present church buildings to industries and you will have less crime to deal with.
The bitter truth..... I mentioned something similar, and I was seen as an Antichrist.
Developed/Developing nations have industries catering for the youths, they produce things, no matter how small. But we have turned church to our industries here in Nigeria, crime rate will definitely keep going higher since we don't want to do the needful, no matter what we preach.
Family › Re: On Behalf Of Every Man, Here Are Things We Want Our Wives To Stop Doing by Heavance(m): 11:55pm On Aug 13, 2017
rose54321:
Tying wrapper haphazardly and always looking unkempt indoors.

There's nothing wrong in tying wrapper, but be sexy while at it.
There is everything wrong with tying wrapper o, how sexy can tying wrapper be?
(well, maybe the village style, where it becomes bra, top & skirt altogether)
Foreign Affairs › Re: Guam Is Telling Its Citizens How To Survive A Nuclear Attack By North Korea. by Heavance(m): 2:12pm On Aug 13, 2017
rheether:
If it's Nigeria they will ask us to start praying to God for help
You just spoke my mind. We pray pray pray without being logical or hardworking
Celebrities › Re: Timi Dakolo Employs Personal Football Trainer For His Son After Neymar's Deal by Heavance(m): 2:31pm On Aug 05, 2017
Rubbish....
where were they, when Tevez signed his deal? Tevez is still number one, were they in another planet last year?
what of Pastore, they didn't hear of his deal?
Career › Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by Heavance(m): 8:43am On Aug 05, 2017
We always get it wrong, whenever we ask south Americans why they don't communicate in English.......
we should always try to realise why we have English as our official language, and why they (Brazilians) have Portuguese as their official language, before selling us off ignorantly.
That was how some ignorant youths were arguing blindly, why Messi (whose country's official language is Spanish) didn't speak English at FIFA gala award, and we have many of our northern people, who can't even speak jack in English.
Politics › Re: These Five States Account For 87 % Of Nigeria’s VAT Revenue by Heavance(m): 6:18pm On Aug 04, 2017
To the extent one has to part with #100 (vat) for paying for GoTv these days. This is crazy, as the masses are always the one to pay, na wa o.
Literature › Re: Story: Common Mistakes Ladies Make In A Relationship by Heavance(m): 2:31pm On Aug 04, 2017
Royaldave200:
Also dont forget he is from a wealthy background.
Wealthy family guy will hardly try to get water with keg
Literature › Re: Story: Common Mistakes Ladies Make In A Relationship by Heavance(m): 2:30pm On Aug 04, 2017
Royaldave200:
NYSC is not a criteria for marriage sir.
Not a criteria, sure na.
It's just in context with the story, I don't know if you understand what I am trying to say.
Literature › Re: Story: Common Mistakes Ladies Make In A Relationship by Heavance(m): 7:57am On Aug 04, 2017
yemstok:
LAST EPISODE

11am, Samuel’s family house“I think coming here is a bad idea, we should go back” i nervouslymuttered when we got to the gate. Mariam scoffed and shook herhead.“No no no madam, we ain’t going back, we are already here and we have to go ahead with what brought us to this place, moreover it’s hundred percent your idea” she said to me as she firmly held my left hand.Without another word, we walked into the compound, cautiously with prayers in our lips. We soon got to the entrance door, stopped and stared at each other nervously.“What are you waiting for? Common knock on the door nau!” she urged as if it was a very simply thing to do. I swallowed hard, shrugged and knocked gently.Two minutes later the entrance door was flung open by Samuel’s mother, who stared at us with a serious but not mean look, breathed deeply and admitted us into the house politely, even though her smile was heavily cloaked with sharp coldness.I searched for Samuel with my eyes as we walked into the sitting room, but unfortunately couldn’t locate him, which made me more uncomfortable, while his mum’s pointed gaze unsettled me greatly. I nervously settled on a couch with Mariam dutifully beside me.“My son told me you wanted to speak with me?” the old woman asked after some minutes had gone by. I breathed deeply, rubbedmy knees nervously, nodded and smiled,“Please where is Benjamin?” i asked calmly,“I sent him on an errand, i thought you only wanted to speak with me, don’t you?” she asked curiously with a burning gaze,“Yes ma, his presence is really not needed” i murmured with a coloured face,“Actually i came to render an apology” i stammered, while she drew forward on her chair, feigning surprise and pretending as if she wasn’t aware of what i came to do. Her action truly unsettled me further, i was so nervous. I was doing something i haven’t seen any girl do and the old woman was making it more difficult for me with her intense behaviour.I tried to continue with my apology but was unable to, all i was able to do was just to throw a nervous glance at Mariam who gave me an encouraging smile.I never knew rendering a sincere apology could be so difficult.Just at that very moment, Samuel walked in with a lady right beside him.“Hi Mary”,“Am glad you came as you promised”…he said has he sat on a seprate couch with the lady beside her.At this point i was getting jealous seeing Samuel with a lady beside him. I garnered some confidence and apologized immediately to her mum.“Its no problem Mary, have forgiven you long time ago”.“Hope you will be coming to my sons wedding next-week” she asked?I was shocked and surprised at the same time!At that moment Samuel threw a card at me; it confirmed what her mum just said, it was an invitation letter to his wedding with the lady right beside her…. Unfortunately, it was too late for me…I fainted immediately after reading the content of the invitation letter.-The End-
How can the said Samuel get married immediately after graduation? Note, he hasn't gone through nysc, or got a job yet. This doesn't make the story look real at the end at all
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Family › Re: My Wife's Sister Sneaked Out Of NYSC Camp & Came Into Our House, This Happened by Heavance(m): 6:59pm On Aug 02, 2017
I know if the op sleeps on this issue, he will realize how wrong he was with what he told his cousin. This is the beginning of the end sef.......
Though, it's not easy to make money for the family, but we need to learn to be more accommodating, mostly to families, that's why young people prefer to stay with friends these days.
The OP needs to call his In-Law, just apologize, tell her you had a very rough/bad week, and express how sorry you are to your wife to be.

If not, the retaliation by your wife will hunt your marriage for life, and your house will be a military zone (keep off) to both families. What is the essence of life without our family? who else will you call during celebrations?
Family › Re: My Wife's Sister Sneaked Out Of NYSC Camp & Came Into Our House, This Happened by Heavance(m): 6:47pm On Aug 02, 2017
Jahblessme:
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Gosh!! where do i start fromhuh What kind of local story is this?

1. Your wife should have discussed with you first before her sister visited you both-she was very wrong but everything after that made you look so petty.You were counting water used to bathe and asking your cousin helper to report to you first? If she wants to eat eggs will that also be reported to you?Do you also measure yam with ruler in your house?
Your actions have sown a very bad seed - belittling your SIL & your wife.I do not blame your wife for being very angry but she should have cooled off first and expressed her annoyance to you without flaring up.

Just a quick question OP,if your sister visits and your wife tells your little cousin to report to her first before doing anything she asks for nko?How would that sit with you?Just know your wife will never forget,be ready for your siblings to recieve the same hot soup grin

Yes,you should have been told before her sis landed ,but the deed had already been done.You should have controlled yourself instead of acting like a miserable being.What did your SIL do wrong?she probably thought she was coming to visit human beings who would treat her well not knowing her husband is a hot water measurer
Best approach would have been to discuss the issue with your spouse quietly.See disgrace! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed



Your wife raised her voice,you raised your own too,asked her to leave your room.'Yoour Room'??!!! i thought you both are married? I cant even believe what i'm reading here.
In the same sentence you talked about not wanting to be a woman beater.I do not see any reason why beating should come into this abi you normally beat or you were raised by a beater?Violence should not be an option.ah ahhh!!!


Both of you displayed shameful behavior and i don't blame your SIL for leaving,you disgraced her infront of your cousin helper,you disgraced your wife,your wife as disgraced you & you have made her feel unwelcome. Tueh
She will go and tell the story to family members who already don't like you and you will officially enter hate list with tattered reputation.

Please do the world a favour and delay this wedding till you both learn to behave like adults.


If you want to be the leader of your home you must learn to conduct yourself with dignity and self respect.You have to lead by example.
Discussions can be had without raising of voices.If your wife starts to shout,tell her you won't listen till she calms down and addresses you like an adult.I also expect her to do the same to you.That way you both will learn to trust each other and start building your little unit,she will also stop seeing the need to tell every little deed to her family as you will become her best friend and confidante.

Normally you should be in honeymoon phase but you people are already acting like cat and dog.
Good luck o.






By the way the way you worded little cousin and 2 big pots are you trying to imply that the girl is too little to do chores in general or specifically chores for SIL? If she is little,ideally she shouldn't be in your home doing housework.
3 rounds of nkwobi for you already.
Romance › Re: WOMEN: 5 Sure Signs That Your Man Just Had S*x With Another Woman by Heavance(m): 8:35pm On Jul 31, 2017
That #5 tip got me laughing out seriously. I can't stop laughing abeg
Crime › Re: Photos/video: Police Find Five Graves In Uncovered Badoo Shrine In Ikorodu by Heavance(m): 3:06pm On Jul 31, 2017
The police just keeps raiding innocent guys in daylight, after the perpetuators have done their (evil) works in the middle if the night.
They just want the money innocent people will pay to free themselves.
Christianity Etc › Re: Sudan orders Christian Schools To Open On Sundays & Observe Fridays As Rest days by Heavance(m): 7:20pm On Jul 29, 2017
It is a Muslim country I guess, so it works for them...
before any Christian starts shouting, please remember Sunday is not the sabbath day o.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh And Her Son, Andre Omodayo Churchill Play Football At Grocery Shop by Heavance(m): 11:42am On Jul 29, 2017
I pity the young lad's future wife (if this happens yo be her only child).
Politics › Re: Nationwide Blackout Imminent As Power Generation Falls Below 3,000MW by Heavance(m): 12:20pm On Jul 25, 2017
I don't know if anyone remembers a time these people claimed it was the activities of the Niger Delta militants that was disrupting power supply.... I am trying to help them point to an excuse this time.
No improvement, but another tariff hike is around the corner...... seriously, is this admin worth defending in terms of power supply?
Sports › Re: Pele,maradona Or Messi...... Who Is The Best Footballer Of All Time? by Heavance(m): 4:45pm On Jul 23, 2017
For the records, after Pele & Brazil won the third world cup the third time (the highest stage of football), FIFA had to change the trophy entirely into another design, that is in honour of them. The former world cup trophy remains with Brazil on their gallery...... so, when any other player wins it three times, they can compare to Pele, Ronaldo (i think and Cafu) came close with 2 medals and a runner up medal.....

More over, Pele is the only footballer whose name appears in the dictionary (Webster dictionary).

And if you are thinking because of Ballon D'or, The award was not meant for none European players till 1995 when the rules were abolished. And when you check the "alternate winner" on FIFA/UEFA website, Pele takes the day.
Christianity Etc › Re: How To Totally Overcome Spirit Wife & Husband. by Heavance(m): 11:11am On Jul 23, 2017
Tosinex:
I think spirit wives and husband's refers to the rate of unemployment, joblessness, poverty, economy downturn, corruption among others that trails and threatens the existence of our beloved country. Imagine a 30 year old graduate with a job of 30k and that's even if he has a job sef, how can he then be thinking of getting married, and the supposed spouse will be moving from pillar to post binding and casting demons.
Exactly....
You can't have a good job as a guy and be facing those rubbish. Moreover, these things happen here mostly
Travel › Re: Nigerian Man Poses With Lion In South Africa by Heavance(m): 10:16pm On Jul 21, 2017
i will so cherish such an experience... In fact the picture will be so big, I love wild life crazily.
Romance › Re: Igbo Parents Should Reduce The Pride Price Of Their Daughters: PART 1 by Heavance(m): 9:15pm On Jul 18, 2017
They better listen as it will become a disaster someday
Politics › Re: APC Calls For Arrest Of Psquare For 'insulting' Federal Government - Daily Post by Heavance(m): 8:19am On Jul 18, 2017
Very funny how people had their freedom after speaking before, but under this admin? not any more.
Celebrities › Re: APC Replies P'square On Ban On Video Shooting Abroad: You Are A Son Of Darkness by Heavance(m): 7:59am On Jul 18, 2017
femi4:
Was Jonathan in charge in 1999?
The admin I mean is PDP.
I am not a pro-PDP or pro-APC as they are same, you can't tell Nigerians that they were so bad for 16yrs and then refer to the good thing of 99 that has brought forth something wonderful.
https://www.naij.com/828356-subsidy-buharis-minister-makes-u-turn-price-fuel-need-read.html
read what is in the above link, and tell me if the price of fuel has actually reduced, or is it not more than a year already since MAY? and they told us to give them about 8months. They tell lies too much.

The joker they will bring forth by 2019 is, "4yrs is too short to implement the change they promised", as if they didn't know it is 4yrs for a tenure before the promises
Crime › Re: The Evil Work Of Clubkonnect (real Scammer) by Heavance(m): 11:12pm On Jul 17, 2017
Are you serious?
The data I am using right now is from clubkonnect, my friends buy steady from them.
I have been buying from clubkonnect for over a year, so I don't understand.
There is always a contact once you have any issue with your payment, or your wallet not being credited. I am a customer, and I haven't had any issue for the over 1 year with them.
Celebrities › Re: APC Replies P'square On Ban On Video Shooting Abroad: You Are A Son Of Darkness by Heavance(m): 10:34pm On Jul 17, 2017
kettykin:
Point of correction hypcritical and satanic APC , it was the PDP government that was responsible for the regeneration of the Music industry with the Government policy that madated the playing of 95 percent of Nigerian songs every day.

What P square wants to know is how would the hypocrits who still purchase foreign made vehicles , buy foreign made shoes , go to foreign hospitals for checkup and treatments now decide to ban foreign music production.

Please discerning Nigerians, APC government does not mean well for Nigeria, they have not grown Nigerian rice industry neither have they encouraged Nollywood , all they want is to kill our indigenous musicians career , throughscorch earth policies and highly jaundiced ethnic manipulations
You just saved me from typing....
exactly what I wanted to start with.
So this admin can point to 1999, and they keep saying the former admin crumbled Nigeria.
Na wa for people wey still believe dem
Politics › Re: Four Years Not Enough To Deliver Promises, Says APC by Heavance(m): 2:22pm On Jul 17, 2017
I knew it was coming to this since last year...
since APC has promised, they must fulfill... else, vote them out. Just like Fashola said about a party not performing
Sports › Re: Okocha, Babayaro, Amokachi Represent Nigeria At Starsixes (videos Of The Goals) by Heavance(m): 11:15am On Jul 16, 2017
They could only struggle to beat China, and got beaten 8-1 by Spain......
Business › Re: Why Is It That GTBank Branches Don't Have Gates? by Heavance(m): 7:57am On Jul 15, 2017
The branch I made use of in warri (2013 to be precise) has gate, though being warri, it is expected.
Literature › Re: AT 30's by Heavance(m): 9:35pm On Jul 14, 2017
chapter 11 please

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