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Christianity Etc › Re: Motorist Uses "I Tithe" As Car Number Plate (Photo) by Heavance(m): 7:39am On Nov 11, 2017
Pointblank09:
PASTORS don't pay they only collect.
You need to go back to the bible to read the instructions o. The Levite did
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Man Slams Covenant University Over Job Interview Invitation by Heavance(m): 4:47pm On Nov 10, 2017
OboOlora:
I remember my first interview at Zenith bank. The HR manager and an AGM wanted to intimidate me, telling me they only had vacancy for tellers (with a salary of 70k). 5minutes into the interview, their intercom buzzed and they were told my car was blocking the third interviewer (a GM). I was excused to go and repark and I could see the change in attitude when I got back. Apparently, I brought the same car as their GM and then the table turned. I returned and placed my LG chocolate phone on the table (their fada...they were trying to BUGA me with one cheap Nokia before). In summary, the GM 'upped' my offer and I was offered a Customer Executive role even though I resigned the first day I resumed !
resigned the first day got me laughing hard.
Romance › Re: I Fear I May Lose Her by Heavance(m): 10:32am On Nov 10, 2017
Manontheledge:
Thanks man, after 7yrs I know her pretty well. I have stylishly brought up the idea of engagement but made it look like it were someone else and she made a remark about not liking getting engaged for long. So I already have an idea.

We are close to both our families.

I have been assuring her, I call almost 9 times in a day, send lengthy encouragement sms. In fact I think I am no longer doing this job hunt for me or my folks. I am doing this for her, I can't afford to let her down or on us.
Don't make that mistake brother, its better you zero your mind and hunt for your desires.
If she stays, fine, you will be glad she was there when you were in your trying times.
If she leaves, fine, don't hate her, just put yourself in her shoes with the pressure ladies face, and you will understand why she had to. Luke I said, don't hate her if it comes to that, as she has her target also and those fantasies of these days may have clouded her mind, just forge ahead.
You think you can't love again? Don't worry, make money first or just pray God transforms your status and life..... then come back and quote me by then that you can't love another.
Till then, Just do your job search and all for yourself and family that laboured to put your life in order, and not for any lady, no matter how long you have been together.
Christianity Etc › Re: Tithing:the Gullibility And Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Christian By Nkechi Bianze by Heavance(m): 8:14am On Nov 10, 2017
naijastoryz:
TITHING: THE GULLIBILITY AND HYPOCRISY OF THE NIGERIAN CHRISTIAN – By Nkechi Bianze.
Back in 2013, in my home Church, something happened that changed my whole perspective. An alter call for donations was made, thus:
“Praise tha Lord o. Our Daddy in the Lord is visiting us with his army of Soldiers. We need to look after our daddy very well. We need to lodge him in the most expensive hotel in town for one week. Feed him and mummy, transport him and look after him while he is with us.”
I was already making calculations in my head at this point, with the idea of the price of the most expensive hotel, and what it costs to lodge people.
Then the announcer continued…
“We are also going to look after his 50-man entourage, likewise. It would cost us at least N100k per day to look after Daddy and Mummy, and at least N70k per day to look after each of his 50-man entourage.”
I’m quite fast with numbers, most especially when these numbers are about money. Thus, it took me less than a minute to come up with a sum total of what they expected us to donate so we can “look after” the spiritual leader of the church. We are talking about a fundraising of not less than N25.2 million Naira here. For what? To have the spiritual leader come and preach to us for a couple of hours per week.
When the calls were made for those who want to give N50k and above to walk down to the “healing ground” for special prayers, I was about to go. I had N50k to give. But then, I snapped within me. I remembered that there are families who are struggling to feed. I remembered that there are children who can’t go back to school because they can’t afford tuition. I remembered that there are people in hospitals who are dying because they can’t afford treatments of N10k.
I had initially wanted to stand up to walk to the front with my N50k, but I saw myself parking my bag, and walking out of the church.
I went out, waved an Okada man, and asked him to take me to the central hospital. I went into the hospital, then asked the nurse if there was anyone struggling with medical bills. I was showed two patients. One was a woman who had just put to bed, and two was a child who had just been treated for malaria. I gave them N15k each. The child could now be allowed to go home. His petty trader single mother almost rolled on the floor thanking me. What for? N15k? It was embarrassing as well as fulfilling…. I actually dropped a tear.
I took a bike to the car park, saw a crippled beggar, he was carrying his plastic plate begging the food seller for food. I gave him N5k and also brought him food.
I went back to Church to join my parents, just like nothing happened.
The following day, I went to the primary school I attended at some point, greeted the head teacher, and asked if there was any student struggling financially. I was showed some. I chose three. I gave each of them N10k. I ended up spending over N65k on strangers who needed my money the most. I paid hospital bills, fed a beggar for at least one week, and paid tuition fees for three.
Any God who thinks that I should be in hell because I didn’t enrich an already stinking rich man who is a thousand times richer than myself and my parents, but rather gave that money to the poor, is a God I never want to have anything to do with.
This was the beginning of it all.
I don’t believe in tithing. That’s a modern-day religious scam.
But I do “tithe”.
Everything that I should have dropped in the Church accounts goes directly to the poor. I pay tuition fees for people, I pay hospital bills, and I feed the poor. All these I do whenever I have the money to do it.
After this experience in 2013, I felt so happy within myself. I felt an inner Joy. I still feel joy within each time I remember that I have put and keep putting smiles on the faces of people who almost had no hope at some points, just with my N10k, N20k, here and there. So, I made a vow in 2013 that love is going to be my religion where I would be paying my tithe and offerings to people, mainly strangers that won’t recognize me again some hours after.
Even the Bible says, whatsoever you do to the least of thou brethren, so you do unto me.
Jesus Christ gave more than he received. The early missionaries that brought Christianity to Nigeria gave more than they received. They built schools, hospitals, and churches for free. They did a lot to improve human lives, and asked for nothing back…. only believe.
But the opposite is what we have amongst Nigerian pastors these days. They make their gullible members milk cows to enrich themselves.
What is a sane man, who goes by the title “GO” in a country where many only survive on less than a dollar a day doing with four private jets? That has gone beyond greed, that’s insanity! And Nigerians keep enabling these brands of insanities.
Nigerian pastors and GOs will continue getting richer for as long as the average Nigerian Christian remains gullible. This gullibility is simply self-inflicted-mental-laziness. You have refused to think with your brains, so these GOs think for you. And they think for you to their own benefits.
I don’t give in Churches anymore. Heaven knows I won’t give a dime to a multi-billionaire pastor while there are still beggars on the streets.
Nigerian Christians need to start using their brains. This is URGENT!
Think man, think woman, because no one ever died of thinking critically with his or her brain.
Even though I become a billionaire today, no Nigerian pastor would get a dime from me. My “tithes”, arms, offerings, and seeds would all go directly to the poor in my society. Not to some of the richest people in the world.

source-http://www.metrodailies.com/2017/11/10/tithing-gullibility-hypocrisy-nigerian-christian-nkechi-bianze/
Church is now business o. I wonder why pastors are being paid like musicians
Travel › Re: Ethiopian Airline Lands Latest Boeing 787-9 In Abuja With 177 Passengers by Heavance(m): 5:07pm On Nov 09, 2017
slapandfall:
New is relative.

#Most of the olds in Europe is New in Africa..
Sad truth.

Na only God know where they go bring this one from.
Forget name ooo.. Boeing 787-9 . That thing can be written with paint so don't be deceived.
That is the main thing that generates revenue for Ethiopia, you think they will compromise like Nigeria?
They don't joke with quality and standard, that's why they are the pride of Africa.
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky's Gateman: Police Beat & Threw My Oga Over The Gate Because I Locked It by Heavance(m): 1:22pm On Nov 09, 2017
i no dey understand.

He went out to buy something and locked the gate, right? So how did the police gain entrance to arrest him inside the house, that means the police climbed the fence to gain entrance in, arrested Bob, and threw him out like trash through the fence, then went out through the fence again.
What a movie that wasn't caught on CCTV.


Meanwhile, news from the police claimed they never arrested Bob....

So where are we heading now, because I no know road again o.
Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG Members Kneel & Bow To Pastor Adeboye's Chair (Video) by Heavance(m): 7:54pm On Nov 08, 2017
datproject:
There are certainly things OP can not understand about the member because you look at it from canal perspective. If you ask the member the meaning of what she did, she might tell you plainly she is not worshipping the chair, but the God that anointed the man that used to seat on the chair. Her motive to God is what matters, and not the manner at which you painted the picture from canal angle.
It is 10,000% wrong if it is true.
Go back yo your bible and read, those that got God angry when Moses was up actually were worshipping God, but they used that gold to build something that represented God to them, which got God angry.
Stop bending what is plain.

Like I said, if it is true, then this is wrong
Food › Re: Huge Monitor Lizard Killed For Pepper Soup (Photos) by Heavance(m): 10:56am On Nov 08, 2017
I wonder why many people don't know the names of animals they kill and eat.
How can this be an alligator or komodo dragon?
Take them to the zoo for people to see, No. na to chop straight.
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Reasons You Must Tithe! by Heavance(m): 9:12am On Nov 06, 2017
9japrof:
Tithing is corruption in the church, tithing has ceased to exist, from the inception of Christianity, it has ceased


Tithing in the past was given to the levites tribe who never recieved landed inheritance among the twelve tribes of isreal. So Jehovah made provisions that they feed from every one tenth that was presented by the other tribes of Israel. They were priests by calling,(hereditary) and they never had any other job excepting helping in offering sacrifices on behalf of other Israelites in the temple.

What do we have now? Rouges in church robes, from the advent of Christianity, tithing ceased because the Hebrew nation(Judaism) lost God's favour and their worship no longer accepted, that is why today Christians no longer need to do animal sacrifices to appease God, so since no animal sacrifices, do you need the priest for the sacrifices?

Check out the Christian Greek Scriptures(New Testerment) there were no indications that tithing arrangement continued after the prior, during or after the death of Jesus Christ. Contributions were only made to take care of needs of the congregation or during a disaster. There were no indications that the apostles of those times profited from the gospel, Peter continued in his fishing business, Paul after dumping his law profession learnt tent making to support himself materially and so were many disciples. They never collected tithes or contributions from their congregation for their personal use or consumption

Let's assum Paul who was a missionary back then was like the stupid greedy money conscious rouge pastors of today, he would have lorded it over the congregation back then to contribute and buy him a luxury ship, he can always use to sail for his missionary journeys, but no he boarded merchant ships even under the harshest of weather and boarding conditions and there were no indications whatsoever that the congratulations paid for those trips.

All pastors who collect tithes and convert to personal gains are rogues, criminals any name you deserve to give them. What they practice is corrupt form of Christianity
During Bible times, people whom God used for miracles never collected "kickbacks" for doing such miracles, neither did they profit from their spiritual work. Gehazi one of of Elishas servants who collected a gift gifted by Naaman that was rejected by Elisha previously was struck with leprosy. If Jesus Christ, his disciples and apostles of Bible times rejected gifts and self enrichment from the gospel, who the hell are these rogues to do otherwise.

Church contributions should be for maintenance of facilities and for disaster relieve and not into some useless pastors pockets for consumption. This confirms that their powers for operation are not even from God because when God gifts You a gift, maybe healing, prophesy etc and you misuse it, he takes back that power from you, but we see pastors all over the world eating fat while deceiving the congregation with false teachings of tithing. Pastorism now is a profession, where one goes for a course like it's tertiary education, qualifies opens a church while being lazy and the congregation keeps feeding him fat from their poor donations.

SIf Jesus were to visit physically churches of today, what will be his reaction today? When he sees the commercialism that goes in the church today, where all sorts of financial and economic messages are passed in the church while diluting the message about the kingdom of God and salvation( MMM was actively preached in the church by many pastors, Google the pictures are there in the internet). If Jesus was to be physically present in the church, what would be his reaction when he sees that different sections of church are being called out to carry their monetary donations in their hands and come out to recieve prayers according to the amounts one contributes( different prayer for 10 million, 5 million, 1 million, 10,000 and 100 naira donors).
What would be Jesus reaction to find out that PoS machines are now being pass round the church to ensure that you must drop money, even if you claim that you don't have physical cash, no wonder quite a number of people save themselves the embarrassment of going to church if they are broke.
Lemme tell you what Jesus would have done if he were physically present in any church and see the commercialism in the church, he would still do the same thing he did in the temple back then when he overturned the table of money exchangers, and claimed that the house of his father was for worship, while they have converted it as a den of robbers. What is now been done in churches are even worse now.

Now is time to take a step, a commercial church can never be from God, if it were, God would have taken back his power and support from them. Miracles that commercial churches do can never be from God, else when they recieve "kickbacks" for the healings they do, God would have withdrawn that ability to heal from them, meaning these churches that collect kickbacks and still continue healing collect their powers from a different source.

Now is the time to sit at home, do an honest research of the scriptures, do an honest and fervent prayer to God that you want to know the truth and serve him in a way and manner HE wants. He will surely answer your prayers
For me, I still don't understand why churches have to go commercial like business, why do they advertise it like they need customers.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Pastors Use Private Jets And A Question For OAP Freeze - By Ife Olaleye by Heavance(m): 9:44pm On Nov 03, 2017
sonofluc1fer:
They say knowledge is wisdom, knowledge is light. A little research, a little reading, a little digging would have done a lot to your vision. It's the reason why you fail to see the difference between a JET and a CAR.

Private also implies 'personal' use. Are you admitting that these private jets are purchased by the churches to cater to the personal need of the CEO aka Man of God?
I no be Muslim, but salam (peace) onto your life, for giving that answer.

I wanted to ask the person if he knows the cost of maintenance for these things, then I remembered your first line to him/her.
Health › Re: My Wife Of 3 Years Started Bedwetting Last Year. Please Help by Heavance(m): 9:24pm On Nov 03, 2017
eleojo23:
It is good to pray but there is a reason why God gave man medical knowledge.

Not everything is spiritual. Let us not be ignorant biko

This is probably a case of VVF caused by childbearing or just a urinary tract infection.

OP, just take your wife to a hospital and see a gynecologist/urologist.
Thank you o.
Many still don't know why God gave us dominion over a lot of things with this brain.
Health › Re: My Wife Of 3 Years Started Bedwetting Last Year. Please Help by Heavance(m): 9:23pm On Nov 03, 2017
Mobolajizx:
Hello nairalanders,

I need your help and I have to be brief . I created this Monica to hide my identity. I married my wife 3 years ago. Just last year, I noticed my wife now bedwets . I have tried all available options but it keeps getting worse. I love my wife and family and please help me get through this mess. God bless you all.

Please you guys should help me.
browse on kegel exercise, it will help a lot. Not only prayer, let her start kegel on her own
Celebrities › Re: Waconzy Slams Daddy Freeze: "Everything You Said About Tithe Is 10000% RUBBISH! by Heavance(m): 10:54am On Nov 02, 2017
olade82:
All the tithes when u waconzy dey pay, where your music career today?
Must people be wicked? chaiiii

Christianity Etc › Re: Biafra: Anambra Church Declares 40-Day Fasting by Heavance(m): 9:15pm On Oct 26, 2017
Hunger dey, dem say make dem fast join again.

Sports › Re: Some One Should Enlighten About Fifa Best Player And Ballon D 'o by Heavance(m): 11:18am On Oct 24, 2017
kharyode:
Please are they the same thing...
Help o
They are not.
FIFA best is the world player of the year.
Ballon D'or is the European player award of the year, it was paired with FIFA world best from 2010- 2015 and was known as FIFA Ballon D'or (which is actually different from Ballon D'or, but same price).

so anywhere you see FIFA, that states the number one award.
Ballon D'or was initially for European player of the year (that's why players like Kempes, Maradona and co were not eligible), was open to none Europeans from 1995, that was why George Weah could win it, and it was open to the world at large from 2007.
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins The World's Best Player Award! by Heavance(m): 11:28pm On Oct 23, 2017
Maximus85:
In as much as you are correct, the ballon d'or is for Ronaldo already. Pls don't cry yet.
CR7 is a clear favorite to retain the award.
Just give correct info, this award is bigger than Ballon D'or, hr has already pulled level with Messi as 5 times world player of the year. Just correct info please
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins The World's Best Player Award! by Heavance(m): 11:19pm On Oct 23, 2017
JiffyNaija:
The Charismatic Striker has finally equalled his arch-rival, Lionel Messi, by beating him to the Ballon d'Or awards!

One word: LEGEND!

https://scontent-amt2-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/22639254_1486063141477537_7834126154423336960_n.jpg
Let's give correct info ...
This is the Fifa world player of the year (yeah, number one award) where did you see Ballon D'or (which is the European player of the year award) in London? or has France Magazine told you they have awarded it to CR7?
Politics › Re: Sule Lamido Declares For 2019 Presidency Under PDP by Heavance(m): 9:48pm On Oct 23, 2017
EazyMoh:
If I were Atiku I will just find you give you N10m and begging you never to campaign for me again!
Aside the blatant lies (Like employing more than Dangote).
Hahahaha
Very funny
Celebrities › Re: Lady To Special Spesh: "You Sex Me For Free, With Your Small Curved Prick" by Heavance(m): 9:50am On Oct 23, 2017
emerazz:
swrs d last izza bomb d guy will end up checking his dick tru out today.. until he won't knw wen he'll pick his phone and Google 'd average d*ck size for a normal man' gringrin

Celebrities › Re: Funke Abisogun AlHassan Dies Days After Childbirth (Photos) by Heavance(m): 9:13am On Oct 23, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Auzubillahi Minash Shaitan ir Rajeem
See the type of dirty hospital her husband took her to.

She even looks like a sinner.
A true Muslima wears either a skull cap, a scarf or a hijab. How will she dishonor her body by exposing her hair?

With that said;
Inna lillaahi maa 'akhatha, wa lahu maa 'a'taa, wa kullu shay'in 'indahu bi'ajalin musamman...faltasbir waltahtasib.
Can you show us the picture of the hospital you were born?

secondly, If her husband is not complaining, how then do you think you have a right to?

Are you so righteous to pick her as a sinner? you better not make God get angrier at you for making your hands type unreasonable comments.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why David Ibiyeomie Deserves More Than A Private Jet (picture) by Heavance(m): 1:40am On Oct 21, 2017
If God uses all of them this way, Buhari will be less popular in every bus-stop and market, even in every mari#uana joint....
A lot needs to be done by these pastors if they are to be taken seriously.

Someone mentioned the pastor selling the private jet to feed the poor, it reminds us of what Judas said when that woman used the expensive perfume to wash the feet of Jesus Christ.
Celebrities › Re: Benita Okojie And Her Husband, Olawale Adeyina In Maternity Shoot [PICS] by Heavance(m): 7:50pm On Oct 19, 2017
modelmike7:
Dream on Mr Dreamworld .

Safe Delivery Benita.....
Once more , keep your baby bump out of social media.
Abi o...
I just don't know why people can't resist the urge not to upload all their photos....
Not everybody will wish you well, no matter the pretence
Romance › Re: Why Can't You Marry A Single Mother? by Heavance(m): 10:10am On Oct 19, 2017
Educative.
Just like someone stated, sometimes its not just about the decision maker, it involves the guys family too.
Education › Re: Regarding The Banning Of Niqab In FUNAAB University by Heavance(m): 8:46am On Oct 19, 2017
Can they just leave niqab for now, and go with hijab?
Nobody is trying to make trouble, probably the school authority wants people to be identified facially.
Sisters, just use one that makes your face identified, that's all.
Celebrities › Re: Remembering Lucky Dube 10 Years After Death by Heavance(m): 4:04pm On Oct 18, 2017
Mocalypse:
That track is always on a repeat every monday morning before I step outside my house.
correct.
you know better music (music that refuse to fade away)
Celebrities › Re: Remembering Lucky Dube 10 Years After Death by Heavance(m): 3:34pm On Oct 18, 2017
MONEY.
Don't tell me love makes the world go round, that is all it use to be.... so many years ago These days we living in, Everything is a dollar These days we living in, Everything is money...
you can't get no love (no love) without the dollar (without the dollar).... you can't get no justice (no justice) without the dollar (without the dollar)
you can't get no love (no love) without the dollar (without the dollar).... you can't get no justice (no justice) without the dollar (without the dollar)
so everything is money money money eh ah money.. so everything is dollar dollar dollar eh ah dollar...
Crime › Re: Woman Battered By Her Husband On Their Way To Church (Graphic Photos) by Heavance(m): 3:26pm On Oct 15, 2017
powerfulengine:
he tore your cloth and his too....abi you tear his own clothes too......
me sef confuse...
I read that and knew it was a fight, unlike the explanation that started it.
Politics › Re: Protest In Abuja Over Electricity Over-billing by Heavance(m): 4:33pm On Oct 12, 2017
Daddybright1986:
Here in Gombe, we are 4 tenants an our bills is almost #7000 divide it by 4.......but light the day constantly
Na wa o..
while last month alone in Lagos, ours was #8945, just one flat o, and the highest is a freezer.
Sports › Re: Egypt Qualifies For 2018 World Cup, The Very First Time In 28 Years! by Heavance(m): 11:50am On Oct 09, 2017
I still don't understand the celebration, they are yet to win a world cup match, they just keep giving points to other competitors.
Politics › Re: FG To Reintroduce Tolls On Federal Highways by Heavance(m): 8:59am On Sep 26, 2017
Apawicked:
chronic zombie spotted!! you wonder how you share same country with people that think like this and the people closer to him how they cope with his thinking.
almajiri that thinks himself Igbo on nairaland
Hahahahahaha
I no fit laugh abeg, belle dey pain me.
Funny how the guy took toll for stop and search.
Islam › Re: What Do Muslims Belief Concerning Jesus Son Of Mary (peace Be Upon Him) by Heavance(m): 10:09am On Sep 24, 2017
uhuogba:
There are so many similarities between the Christian faith and the Moslem Faith.
I was so much surprised the day I found out that Muslims believe in the "immaculate conception" of Jesus.
If Jesus was born without a Father by permission of God of course, I think Muslims too can relate to Christians referring to Him as the Son of God. He did miracles too , preached the Gospel, and at the end the both faith recorded He ascended to heaven.
There are so many similarities among these two Faiths it can't just be coincidence. There should be much more peace and better understanding between the two groups of faith.

I will like to see Muslims being much more open and liberal about their faith, bringing articles such as these to a public forum is a good step towards that but having everyone click yes to an Islamic Oath just to contribute like I have just done is suppressive. This particular thread is intended for non Muslims, does it make sense that we cannot engage Muslims in discussion on the subject on ground because one is forced to take an online oath which is not fair?
My Nairaland Muslim brothers, please loosen up so there will be midpoint for all to discuss about your faith which I and many other open minded fellows find quite intriguing.
Peace be to you all!
Wonderful contribution.
It still baffles me how one has to click "yes" to an oath when it comes to Muslim post, and nothing like that when it is all about Christians, even if I were a Muslim , I will so frown about this.
I just feel the problem we are having is, many of them don't want to be open for discussion. (Many of those they called prophets, were actually not prophets, eg David)
Politics › Re: Islamic New Year: Osun And Kano Declare Public Holiday by Heavance(m): 2:18pm On Sep 21, 2017
Those in support of this, my only question is, is today 21 sept 2018, as it is new year?
Or is it still 21 sept 2017?

Since they declared public holiday, then I see no reason why business should not open if 1 Jan 2018 doesn't fall on sat/sun.

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