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btw Gaggi & Utenz, nothing spoil. D guy needs some schooling. I too couldn't make a tail out of his post.
Per CHAIRCOVER, she is erudite. Her type no dey again. What we see these days are padded BOOBS with smelly c.un.t to add.
Sometimes u hv to prepare a list for d one that wants to cook. Else ur graduate babe will annoy u with terrible spellings. Meat goes for mit. Tomatoes is spelt thumatu. Endless pains with women. They are so manipulative that their lies & tricks become clichés.

What can a guy do. U cannot masturbate forever. U have to push some cash into bins just to ensure she is happy enough to open her legs well enough for d hell bound joy. Some of them have fish brains that when scheming for marriage they try to nice up forgetting that character rarely hides.

Pls CHAIRCOVER dont blame guys for allowing the gamy extortion from babes. So long as u have a car (de call it pr.ick) u need fuel. However u get d fuel, ur ache. My nebo went to brothel d other day to release tension telling me all hole na hole.

Things de happen o. Last wk while BM played RM, my idiotic babe walked in & changed channel to Magic plus (dstv 115) asking why I always waste time watching adults running around field pursuing one football. What do I do, swallowed saliva and moved out to a viewing centre.

Women are necessary nonsense, try to get the 2 (car & babe).

plenty of joyful pains
plus flying gossips
better than 24 yrs of toast plan (Smokie) & she packed out

Bello, kindly forgive some of these contributors. They are in their teens and early twenties. Shallow in exposure, for them only food can make a guy's tommy flabby.

investigation concluded
BOKO HARAM found guilty
what can GEJ do na?

God should have let Adam be
everything Eve is painful sweet.
smile, problem
frown, problem
give, problem
hold back & watch, Wahala
sleep in church, problem
take ogogoro, Wahala
Madam EVE, wetin I go do eee

My people perish for lack of Knowledge. In the last days pastors will clad in immorality to appease & multiply souls for Devil.

Youth mobility in search of fun than God must abound in our time. True worshipers of God remain Catholic. Though Christ may be found in some other churches, for sure He is Catholic.

As population grow, an unresearched thought sees exodus from Catholic faith. False. Take a census, many youth remain catholic, but commitment to the faith may vary.

This OP is sick
she needs prayers
I just saw her in a dream frollicking a friend of her ex.
She needs double deliverance
whoever justifies her needs Mosaic stoning.

women are necessary evil
but woman lawyer is an impossible evil.

Forget love. No average mortal is capable of that selfless sacrifice called love. Marriage is about understanding NOT LOVE.

Tell your lawyer wife to brush before coming to bed, she will give u 20 reasons why she cannot brush. Ask her to attend church in the Morng, she gives u 10 reasons why it must be evening. She is never wrong.

Biz man versus lawyer. Haaaaaaa, work de there o. Whether God helps u or not, be prepared to sit on the edge of ur seat while the marriage lasts. If u say no to edge of ur seat, then concubines will be ur painful solace or separated union becomes unavoidable where divorce is not an option

I think this is a better NL. At least with my phone I can now see the poster while reading the post. In d past I have to scroll left & right else ignore the poster

so the guy is Hausa Fulani
& the babe is Ijaw. Forget the new guy until he gets rich thru means. One 60 year old MAMA just got married in Lagos. You too can marry at 60. Just w a i t

an unemployable graduate from Ado Nkita Varsity. Shld have studied swimming emergency technology. Bunkom

POINTBLANK my foot. They leave the real criminals and pursue hoodwinks. They should be closed down__arm chair journalists

Ileke-Idi, plz kindly put f in front of your username and make it easy for us to id you as female

Inked _ _ _ you are arrogant. PERIOD.
But OP that babe is not my idea of "The Enemy"

Beaf, i just love your choice of words; especially the make ups and contours of verbiage in use. The last sentence is a deserving summary. That sentence even accommodates the judiciary that is clearly dancing naked. The presidency is not left out in her inept and beggarly summersault about the helpless child called nigerian she should protect. For El Rufai, I pity him. He is neither Hausa nor Fulani and will never be called into attendance when the men meet. Besides, he is a privileged illiterate who saw himself in government on quota sympathy. He may not understand the meaning of words used. If he lived in the 60's or fought for any independence he would not call his father a fool. God help El Rufai to die a fool. Amen

plz Keyamo kindly appeal

Pls say after me: O Lord my Creator. Give me daily bread. Never let me get the money that will make me go after my neighbour's wife. make my wife ugly and unattractive that no other man except me would want to sleep with her. let me not be poor that flies will eat my food with me. let not temptations beyond me come near me, OTHERWISE YOU WILL CARRY YOUR HEART ON YOUR HEAD AND WALK ABOUT O, when Mr. HURT visits.

Lateef, i bi ACA kwa

Hello dear
u ar a great asset to any man
i just finished my budget defense
As I spoke I saw u as my total asset. My total joy.
My bank A/c equalled all ur needs plus ur goodwill of character & Fyn bossOm & round backside
u are equal to me
my friend audited ur gait & composure
he declared us true & fair match
come to my home & feel joy
i wont borrow to buy goat head, lipapa lipapa for u.
My bank is blue & u are green
i am a performer with d big thing u love. I hv never made a loss. I will be the income u will spend. There will alwz be left over profit.
Come come come to my romantic world of bliss

OP u suck & smell
U hate urself & can't luv anybody
Idiot

sorry, u ar wrong. humans are naturally selfish not greedy. for ur post, the two will break up in no time or helplessly fall in love. the tricks are same. silence game; baiting; storied defence for failure to outing in high brow restaurant; the gold bracelet just developed wings so settle for silver since diamond will never come. they will bond into digging neighbours and friends. somehow if d babe is weak for big dicks and the guy has it, then she will surrender to thorough and total digging.

he is deceit personified

mini skirt, matter finish
SORRY no de

How dem go take de do am sef
Women de see something o

Slimy or whatever; there is marked difference between CHARACTER and BEHAVIOUR. Have you not hear " HE ACTED OUT OF CHARACTER".
Character is the you. the unhidden you. Behaviour is the actions you showcase. you gurls often say this, "kindly forgive him, it is not the real him you are seeing. Give him time you will get to know him". Ask politicians, fraudsters, womanisers they will tell you same. For instance, gurls often keep their legs tight, guys therefore showcase good boy stature to get the legs open thereafter he scrams. hence babes will always say never trust a guy, you only know a guy after marriage. what does that mean,,,,,you see behaviours, actings, pretences during dating but character when relationship is sealed.

for your posting; a girl can be good also a guy. be lawful to ur environ & u are good. EG a sexy guy who enjoys his D I C K sucked will call whoever does that a good girl. for me my wife dare not; my gurl must. my wife must not be driven hard (handled with care) but my gurl must raise her legs to ceiling, turn about and whatever afterall I pay for it. U know my wife is my DUTY my gurl is my escapade, little foolishness. BOTH are good.

50k for self, pads, boxers, recharge cards
50k for randy outings
100k for kids care
100k for rentals, Phcn, Dstv inclusive
100k for orgaized funs & home meals
30k for small small environ gifts
40k for petrol & car care
30k for driver's/babe's official pay
100k SAVINGS
A big boy goes with a clout & aura.
He neither fights in pub nor for N10 change
A minimum of N600k qualifies, even then you will still support with big grammar at check points

Well said Henry. Talk abt peaceful coexistence. I shld come down & starve to death. People at home take aims from me, so I shld join them. All die na die. Unless naija breaks, no movement. Fight me, I fight u. Who dies, goes. CHIKINA

I proposed to her
she accepted after a little shakara
6 months later, she told me that she consulted someone
For me, I married based on my convictions.
b/c of this prophecy talk, I have continued to attack her
that she didn't love me, that she married me b/c of her prophet
but we are happy sha. For fact, she is great all round
except she never goes wrong, never says sorry

Greed and Selfishness are two different words with different meanings.
Every mortal is selfish, including pig, goat, fish etc. God, the almighty creator is selfish.
That is why He makes it clear that He is a jealous God. Read up idolatory. But the difference
is that God's love for the willing heart is superfluous. But His love for all is not equal. The loyal beings enjoy better protection
than others. But He has a large accommodating heart that hides this selfishness. Life is about SELFISM - my soul, my body,
my house, my babe/guy, my job, my country, myself, my people, my God, if you care less about your soul, hell becomes your lot.

Selfishness is not a bad attribute. It is a requirement from God. The diplomats call it self preservation. the lawyers call it self defence.
the opposite of love is not hate. it is greed. Love is selfless. hate is wickedness. Last Sunday we were told of the 10 maidens.
the selfish 5 were considered wise because they refused to share their little oil with the other 5. You have bigger duty to care for your
son than your neighbours son. Greed is evil. it is grabbing more than equity will give you. It is EXCESS SELFISHNESS.
Greed is avarice. It means taking more than your own share. There are categories of greed though

Thank u madam. I almost fell for WISELET, FFOOLLLLEETT
Already 890 is a celebrated Confusionist. if she abuses u again
just let me know. monkies that can't play along.
I love ur english sha. just f//u c k on

My friend, that lady said it all. Do not give out what you can't foresake as loan.
My nature is diplomatic bluntness. say it softly but follow with alaye type of reaction.
Why keep quiet when the gf walked in. You are curting enemity because when you
finally ask him out or the gf, he will release bad mouth on you. eg "is it because I came
to your house that you are disgracing me before my woman----" bum he goes.
as it is, the mistake is made. But invite him to a private chat. Tell him softly and get a promise
of departure date. Where the promise fails, give him an ultimatum date. That day lock him out.
If you are the weak type; lock and sleep elsewhere.

GIRLS do not know what they want
Woman, depending on the page life opens for her, needs money followed by security
very few needs sex MOSTLY THE POSSESSED ones; 75% choose beauty to sex
since man needs sex, they often pretend to want it for man to surrender money OR security
most never gets to orgasm during the almighty sex
all the paintings, craze for beauty etc you see are there to lure man in.
remember if a tasty soup, eba etc is on a dirty dish, who will go for it?
MAN NEEDS SEX & COMPANION
But if we have to generalize, Most women do not know what they want