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PoliticsRe: If You Know People Who Know People Then You’ve Probably Heard This Story by Hedonisco: 12:30pm On Jul 16, 2020
If this is correct then this woman is richer than Diezani and Patience combined and is easily a dollar billionaire. How can this be?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Suspends EFCC Secretary Olukoyede, 10 Others by Hedonisco: 9:07am On Jul 15, 2020
dangoteinlaw:
I bet you if this news was about a yahooboy caught the comment would be at page 9 at least. Nigerians don’t want their oppressors caught they just need the result of what their oppressors caught removed. No one dare criticize magu, of all the allegations, his own is worse than hush puppi imagine buying a land worth over 500m and no one is even moved by that. Just test front page now with a 15year old accused arrested and see how everyone with a will get arroused and mastubate all over most especially the “spoil our image association of Nigeria “. Useless citizens!!
Most of those "legit", hypocritical idiots are broke losers who are morbidly envious and cannot bear the fact that their age mates (or juniors) are balling. Test them with even N1k and you will see how they will tell you stories and look for a way to kolombi the money. Awon 'hard working' and 'legit' nincompoops.
CrimeRe: EFCC Urges Court To Deny Adeherself Bail by Hedonisco: 10:33am On Jul 14, 2020
Obierika:
They should not grant her bail...it's people like her that make honest people seem lazy angry
Poverty and failure has eroded your brain and polluted your spirit. What an 'honest' idiot.

Did you read the so-called charge against her? Of course not. Because you are always looking for who to blame for your incurable poverty.
CrimeRe: Two Left Dead As Kogi Security Operatives Involved In Gun Battle With Kidnappers by Hedonisco: 9:17pm On Jul 13, 2020
adecz:
sad


Every dirty bush Fulani teenager
has become a kidnapper, their new
trade..


These nonentities, making life
unbearable for civilized people!!
Well said. It's just sad. These smelly, irritating abokki idiots have abandoned their cattle rearing and shoe making vocations to embrace kidnapping, thus making life miserable for law abiding and civilized people.

There has to be a way to eliminate these worthless sub human idiots en masse. We can't continue like this.
PoliticsRe: Police Shut Down IRT, STS State Offices In Nigeria by Hedonisco: 10:06pm On Jul 12, 2020
However, there are fears that the directive could afford bandits and other criminal gangs the leeway to unleash terror on defenceless citizens.
Whoever wrote this nonsense must be mad. Both the IRT and the so-called SARS, how many bandits and "criminal gangs' have they confronted of late? These useless bastards now devote all their energies on pursuing real and imagined yahoo boys and petty fraudsters, rather than face the real task of fighting violent crime. As we speak, most highways in Nigeria have been taken over by murderous Fulani kidnappers. Where is IRT and SARS to combat these real threats? You wouldn't find them there. They are busy looking for easy and lazy money by chasing after soft target 'yahoo boys' in street corners. Even though their mandate is clearly to fight ONLY robbery and kidnapping.

Idiots.
CrimeRe: Hushpuppi: No More Jobs For Nigerians In Dubai, Says Dubai Firms by Hedonisco: 6:03pm On Jul 11, 2020
Bla bla bla. But yet Muslims are still allowed entry, given citizenship, and of course allowed to work in the US and other Western countries in spite of the fact that Muslims perpetrate 99% of global terrorism (which is FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR worse than mere cyber fraud)? What am I not understanding?

Nigerians need to wale up abeg. Face your fucking priorities.
CrimeRe: NNPC Staff Tortures Her Househelp, Burns Her Private Part, Inserts Lighter (Grap by Hedonisco: 5:55pm On Jul 11, 2020
I m convinced that Nigerian women are far more evil than men. I know this for a fact. The kind of wickedness they display towards househelps or minors who aren't their own kids but who are in their care is unbelievable. Same applies whether she is a deaconess, Alfa-ress or even mamalawo. Most of dem be executive winch. Tufiakwa.
CrimeRe: FBI Tracked Woodberry Via Iphone, Whatsapp, Bitcoin Transactions by Hedonisco: 5:30pm On Jul 11, 2020
PrettyMuchNoOne:
In no particular order:
Layer one - VPN as you said (to encrypt your data).

Layer two - A sensible OS (preferably Linux-based e.g. Kali or even Ubuntu, macOS if you want to be like that) - anything is better than Windows, Android, and Chrome OS.

Layer three - Lots of disposable phone numbers, email addresses and the likes to conceal your identity.

Layer four - Your actual hardware - Computers with USBkill installed to wipe the drive when you’re eventually apprehended, iPhones with the ten-failed-passcode security thing.

Layer five - A specialised mining rig that can function as your Bitcoin wallet, with at least 10 different addresses supplemented by numerous unlinked bank accounts(preferably in multiple countries). Also and avenue for moving the money around those addresses using ACTUAL cash - not through the blockchain.

Layer six - A good browser and e-mail provider. Use only established privacy-focused browser, such as Firefox, if and only if you are sure that your network holes have been properly plugged in.

Layer seven - Remote backups. Only use backup sites that are created by yourself (not even your associates). Avoid iCloud Drive (because even though your iPhone is encrypted, your Drive data isn’t), Google Drive (we all know how Google is nah) and the likes.

Layer seven - Secured communication system - Don’t use mainstream email providers with little or no security, use bitches like ProtonMail (the morons encrypt their mail in servers below freaking solid rock - I think like a mile or so) or any other one that properly encrypts your data that not even them can read it.

Layer eight - Don’t trust America. The best place to get all these VPNs and email stuff is Switzerland. They have the strongest privacy laws in the world. But of course, use your Google Search for your normal dealings so as not to appear suspicious.

Layer eight - In fact, trust no one. After you’ve made your cash, don’t pull a Hushpuppi and start blowing on social media so that you won’t draw attention. And try to assume that everything is bugged. That your friend, he might be an EFCC agent or worse.

And remember, you’ll eventually get caught.
These aren’t fraudster-specific stuff, they’re just some measures that we should all take when handling sensitive info.

There’s a lot more than what I’ve outlined up there - Tor, privacy-centric computers, not clicking random links on websites, moving cash securely, deleting browser history etc. Go and do your own research before becoming a fraudster.

The thing is that if you take your time to secure yourself, they can’t catch you. It’s just like Aech in Ready Player One.

BTW, no I don’t support the practice of stealing people’s money, even because of a shitty government
Lol. This is just for 'academic' purposes. I sometimes wonder if most of you on this forum are geeks or couch potatoes who don't live and socialise widely in this same Nigeria.

There are thousands upon thousands multiplied by many more thousands upon further thousands of yahoo boys actively wreaking havoc and cashing out everyday across Nigeria. From Lagos to Ibadan, to Benin to Asaba, to Owerri, to Port Harcourt... All the way down to Abuja, Kaduna and even Jalingo
Majority of them don't even know let alone follow these safety protocols you mentioned. Yet they remain in business. Many have even advanced to become popular entrepreneurs and politicians... Anyone who knows what's up knows these guys.

The truth is that most of these guys would never and can never be caught. I repeat, MOST OF THESE NIGERIAN FRAUSTERS WOULD NEVER GET CAUGHT UNTIL THEY DIE. Only a minute fraction would ever get caught and scapegoated. It's the way it is.

The FBI would have to double their operational budget, and ignore ALL OTHER more pressing crimes/threats plaguing America to focus on Nigerian cyber criminals alone before they even neutralise not more than 5% of them. It's a meaningless, fruitless and useless undertaking for them, so no need.

All these anonymity protocols may only be useful for cyber criminals operating within the US and other Western countries. If we're talking about Nigeria, my brother forget it. The only way to minimise this thing is to optimise Web security systems to make it harder and harder for fraudsters. But even that wouldn't work, because the social engineering element will last forever and ever. A sucker is born every minute. Mugu no dey finish.

There will always be good and bad. Crime will remain as long as humanity remains.
PoliticsRe: Magu Sleeps Inside Mosque As He Refuses FCID Cell by Hedonisco: 11:43am On Jul 11, 2020
If e like make he sleep inside mortuary. There's no coming back for this primitive, ugly, repugnant illiterate.
PoliticsRe: Alleged Cover-up In EFCC As Unknown People Break Into NFIU Office by Hedonisco: 9:52am On Jul 11, 2020
Even the NFIU is headed by a Modibbo Hamman-Tukur. What is all this nonsense for goodness sake?
CrimeRe: Kogi: Gunmen Kill Naval Officer, Female Colleague (Graphic Photos) by Hedonisco: 1:07pm On Jul 10, 2020
ZKOSOSO:
I witnessed this incident LIVE yesterday evening.
It was gruesome sight. Happened not too far from Obajana junction in Oken Lokoja highway
Give details na. Some of you just can't type longer than 2 or 3 lines.
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kill Naval Officer, Female Colleague In Kogi State. PHOTOS by Hedonisco: 10:33pm On Jul 09, 2020
These Fulani animals have now focused on the Kogi-Abuja highway as their new headquarters. It's no longer the Kaduna Abuja Expressway.
CrimeRe: FBI Tracked Woodberry Via Iphone, Whatsapp, Bitcoin Transactions by Hedonisco: 8:17pm On Jul 09, 2020
Hmm.

WhatsApp transcripts? But wait. I thought WhatsApp has "end to end encryption"?

If there's any lesson here, it is simple. Don't Bleep with the US and any organisation within it.

Don't use US search engines, browsers, IM apps, etc. These guys would tender all records to the feds when the chips are down.
PoliticsRe: 3 Potential Candidates For EFCC Chairmanship by Hedonisco: 5:32pm On Jul 09, 2020
Random thought, which position would you rather take between IGP or EFCC Chairman? Which is more 'lucrative' or 'juicy' in the Nigerian context?
PoliticsRe: 3 Potential Candidates For EFCC Chairmanship by Hedonisco: 5:30pm On Jul 09, 2020
MrImole:
What of Abba Kyari, I think he'll make a good chairman.
Abba Kyari is as corrupt as most policemen, but at least he is a good guy. Cool dude.
PoliticsRe: Magu: Osinbajo May Be Indicted! (photo) by Hedonisco: 3:02am On Jul 08, 2020
This turn of events is 'sweeting' my belle no be small.
CrimeRe: EFCC Docks “Adeherself” For Possession Of Fraudulent Documents by Hedonisco: 1:51pm On Jul 07, 2020
HazzanTazzan:
So whats incriminating abt the document named whatsapp?

What is the content of the document?

Thia document is enough for efcc to arrest someone as a fraudster ?

Are there other very glaring evidences of fraud?

This efcc is a body that will spoil your image with the media once you refuse to pay them off...

Yes we have seen true fraudsters arrested but not paraded once they pay them off and we have seen innocent and clean guys arrested and paraded by them cos they didnt see a need to pay them off as they didnt commit the crime.

Nigeria is doomed under these leadership and uniform men.
It's made worse by the army of jobless and useless losers on Nairaland and elsewhere who cheer on the EFCC and gloat about every "suspect" paraded, but without asking the kinds of sensible questions you just did.

Just look at the miserable charges levelled against the poor girl. What is incriminating about documents named "WhatsApp" and how did the EFCC establish "intent to defraud"? Dem be winch?

God I hate this country. Incompetent, wicked animals everywhere.
CrimeRe: Woodbery Defrauded US Firm Of $15.3 Million Stashed Away In Bitcoin Wallet by Hedonisco: 9:01am On Jul 07, 2020
martineverest:
even if they don't torture him..with the advent of quantum computing, discerning Bitcoin passwords will be within seconds
That is only theoretically speaking. As of yet there is no precedence.
CrimeRe: Woodbery Defrauded US Firm Of $15.3 Million Stashed Away In Bitcoin Wallet by Hedonisco: 8:57am On Jul 07, 2020
Better for him to serve the maximum jail term with his $6.5m in btc intact. Make e die there.

Relinquishing that retirement bounty would be extremely foolish of him.
CrimeRe: Entertainmenthushpuppi: $15.3m Stolen By Woodberry From US Companies May Not Be by Hedonisco: 8:37am On Jul 07, 2020
tillaman:
Damn, he will never release the Btc he will rather do the time and come back to enjoy his stash
The matter just long anyhow
Imagine $6m in btc alone. This woodberry dude na something else.
PoliticsRe: Magu Thrown Into A Cell, Detained By Police In Abuja - Sahara Reporters by Hedonisco: 8:17am On Jul 07, 2020
Very odious idiot, this illiterate called Magu. Serves him right. Prancing around like one demi god.

Dirty thing. Tueh.
PoliticsRe: Magu: The Double Face Of A Corrupt Anti-corruption Czar by Hedonisco: 5:51pm On Jul 06, 2020
Nonsense writeup by an idiot. I thought you had something reasonable to say until you started mouthing Mompha, Hushpuppi bla bla. Those are not the biggest challenges facing the EFCC.

We want to know what happened to Godswill Akpabio's case. Rotimi Amaechi. Bola Tinubu. Etc. The petitions against these political robbers who are responsible for impoverishing millions of Nigerians are gathering dust at the EFCC. Tell us about that as part of your angst against Magu. Not the usual soft targets like yahoo boys.
CrimeRe: 4 Popular Nigerians That Have Been Charged & Arrested Abroad For Fraud by Hedonisco: 1:42pm On Jul 06, 2020
Amala 3 - 1 Akpu.
CrimeRe: His Name Is Aziz Mirza, The Man Who Exposed Hushpuppi And Woodberry To The FBI by Hedonisco: 7:54pm On Jul 05, 2020
triple996:
you are part of the problem of this country , your types are the reason why south Africans , ghanians, even Pakistanis are making a mockery of Nigerians. you attack anyone that question the legality of hustle and celebrate wealth without even caring to know their source, or is it because you are not a victim of hushpuppi and co, that's why you talk like these.
people like you who celebrate criminals are the reason why hush puppy keeps on showing all his wealth in internet because he knows that there are people who will celebrate him whether he is a criminal or not. now let's talk about the criminals you are talking about in Nigeria it is on record that when efcc arrested the former governor of Abia State for embezzlement, some igbos especially iPob were crying that he was arrested because of tribalism and marginalization and continue to produce all kinds of propaganda until he was released now.the same thing happened when the billionaire kidnapper was arrested I saw her a lot of igbos were crying marginalisation and tribalism saying he was arrested because he was Igbo and that he should be released. these are the kind of behaviours that influence criminals like this idiot called hush puppy to keep disgracing Nigerians in the international scene. I am not surprised that you are one of them though, so next time before you call someone a hypocrite check yourself properly if you are one.
Will you shut the hell up. You hypocritical dumb Bleep.

Mention me only when you activate your common sense .
CrimeRe: Hushpuppi Responsible For Diverting Money From SS Lazio by Hedonisco: 6:50pm On Jul 05, 2020
AntiWailer:
No be only legendary phenomenon
Is Al Capone not a phenomenon? Is Escobar not a phenenon?

Talking about fraudsters, what about Yellow Kid or 'Count' Victor Lustig? Lol. Even a terrorist like Osama Bin Laden. These are infamous characters who would always be remembered and immortalized in history.

Most people would live , hustle, suffer and die for nothing. And would quickly be forgotten like they never existed. Erased completely from history.

Achievement is amoral. It is what it is.
CrimeRe: Hushpuppi Responsible For Diverting Money From SS Lazio by Hedonisco: 6:46pm On Jul 05, 2020
not4sure:
This guy will end up as one of the biggest modern fraudster
Such infamy is better than the inconsequence and nothingness that would be the fate of most people, if you ask me.

He is becoming a legendary phenomenon.
PoliticsRe: You're Not God... I Won't Worship You, Muiz Banire Tackles Tinubu (full Details) by Hedonisco: 6:40pm On Jul 05, 2020
DEROX:
worship or not he is greater than you and had done a lot than you His name Is always on the lips of wailers and pained mofos while you are nothing empty piece of shit
ALL hail JAGABAN the slayer of the evil PDP and nightmare of wailers
You're such a nincompoop. You should be ashamed of your miserable self.
Jokes EtcRe: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by Hedonisco: 3:36pm On Jul 05, 2020
This one na im all these Igbo bros dey call 'trousis'.
CrimeRe: His Name Is Aziz Mirza, The Man Who Exposed Hushpuppi And Woodberry To The FBI by Hedonisco:
triple996:
I have been saying it that ppl spending lavishly without any source of living need to investigated bt Nigerians where shouting hater hater, we celebrate ppl without knowing if their hustle is legit or not,
other thieves are dino malaye ,saraki, yahya Bello , foolish fani kayode , makarfi, abdulaziz(former governor of zamfara) and all the past leaders of abia
You have no business "investigating" people who are self employed, since you don't know their business and have no right to know their business.

Let the investigation start with the uncountable 'employee' thieves in Nigeria. You are a salary earner (and we know your salary range) but your lifestyle, properties etc costs a million times more than what you legitimately earn. How? They are everywhere, from government workers to private sector workers. These are the ones who deserve to be investigated first. Unfortunately, I don't know who would do the investigation... EFCC or Police? Those whose are the worst because they are ALL corrupt thieves who live beyond their legitimate earnings, so what's the point really?

Nigeria is damaged beyond repair but you hypocrital 'legit thieves' should shut up if you can't come to equity with clean hands. Nonsense.
PoliticsRe: CNN Mentioned Hushpuppi by Hedonisco: 6:07am On Jul 05, 2020
Igbalode Abass came all the way from the slums of Oworonsoki in Lagos to achieve global infamy. No mean feat if you ask me.
CrimeRe: US Department Of Justice Charges Hushpuppi With Money Laundering by Hedonisco: 7:52pm On Jul 04, 2020
Mere conspiracy to commit money laundering. He wasn't the main initiator or finisher of any of these schemes.

I think his instagram and snap denge posing in a foreign land like Dubai gave him away as a "big catch". And he was extremely stupid to use his emails attached and associated with Instagram and Snap in sending 'exhibits' to his conspirators..

Boboyi ko tie le.

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