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Romance › Re: My Legs Spread Out So Fast When I See A Car Key- Lady Says (video) by Hedonisco: 10:52pm On Aug 11, 2020
Hustle o, make your daughter no grow up with the kind of extreme poverty mentality wey go make her legs spread yaaaa because of car key.
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 3 Corps Members, 19 Undergraduates, 10 Others For Fraud (photos) by Hedonisco: 10:50pm On Aug 11, 2020
Komu1048:
Two wrongs don’t make a right, are u encouraging us to be lenient against yahoo cox they don’t maim. Common the image it created to the outside world nko. Shift go one side abeg
We live in a real world my friend, in which there will ALWAYS be evil. Even advanced countries recognise this fact, and choose their lesser evils pragmatically.

And for a poor, underdeveloped country like Nigeria with lean resources and severely limited governance/law enforcement capacities, it only makes sense to prioritise. I'm a pragmatist.
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 3 Corps Members, 19 Undergraduates, 10 Others For Fraud (photos) by Hedonisco: 10:17pm On Aug 11, 2020
Murketeer:
I am still wondering how it will be when the Space for yahoo boys has become saturated ...and the population of scammers has surpased the population of Magas ..
It's not a terrifying prospect, as long as they stay within the same fraud space. Water go find im level.

What is more terrifying is if or when the fraud space becomes too constricted such that these teeming youths are desperately forced to take up violent criminality (kidnapping, banditry) on an industrial scale like their peers in the North are currently doing. After all the consequences of operating with an AK47 seems less severe than operating with a laptop (yahoo boys are named and shamed - paraded and jailed, while faceless BH terrorists and Fulani bandits are feted, cajoled into pseudo 'repentance', rehabilitated and rewarded).

Only then would we learn, albeit too late, the value of overlooking or at least managing the lesser evil.
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 3 Corps Members, 19 Undergraduates, 10 Others For Fraud (photos) by Hedonisco: 10:06pm On Aug 11, 2020
Opmic:
To me leaving food on the table and eating crumbs on the floor is not feeding,
So also ignoring high profile economic and financial criminals and arresting ordinary economic stimulators is not work

EFCC are not working
You dey mind the woeful idiots and their peanut brained supporters for here.
Politics › Re: Bashir Ahmad Supports Death Penalty For Blasphemy - 2015 Tweet Resurfaces by Hedonisco: 10:18am On Aug 11, 2020
I've said it numerous times, that we don't belong together (the Muslim North and the Christian South). It's just a ridiculous union. These backwards Islamic characters should not share the same country with the progressive, enlightened, secular South. It's that simple.
Politics › Re: Revisit N100bn Petition Against Alpha Beta, Ex-md Tells New EFCC Boss by Hedonisco: 7:31pm On Aug 10, 2020
So the EFCC is waiting for "substantial evidence" provided by the petitioner before doing their job to nail this bastard thief in Bourdillon? They don't act based on "hearsay"? But if it concerns the opposition PDP, or even ordinary yahoo boys, they would quickly arrest and parade based on very thin suspicion?
Crime › Re: The Evil Thing I Just Did Now.. No Insult Pls by Hedonisco: 7:25pm On Aug 10, 2020
Ogbeni you're doing well. Continue.
Politics › Re: Governor Ikpeazu Blames Nnamdi Kanu For Underdevelopment In Abia State by Hedonisco: 10:26am On Aug 10, 2020
E be like say COVID-19 don damage this one brain.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo: Kashamu Avoided Justice, Couldn’t Escape Death by Hedonisco: 11:15pm On Aug 08, 2020
Very very stupid, self-righteous statement by a senseless old man.
Family › Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by Hedonisco: 7:55pm On Aug 08, 2020
You never start. Awon 'holy' nice guys.

Come back and remix your experience after 'ordinary' 14 months.
Politics › Re: Insecurity: Police Disrupt Protest By Southern Kaduna Youths by Hedonisco: 7:18pm On Aug 08, 2020
Of course. The police can disrupt protests but they would be nowhere to be found to disrupt ongoing banditry. Story of a useless excuse for a country called Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Senator Buruji Kashamu Dies Of COVID-19 Disease by Hedonisco: 7:15pm On Aug 08, 2020
Golan007:
Gerrout.

What are your qualifications that entitle you to an opinion on the treatment of Coronavirus?


Arrow.
Quote me again and die. Numerous people die in a particular hospital for what others are easily treating and surviving and yet your ignorant and extremely stupid self is here talking about 'qualifications'.

I'm not replying you after this because you're a worthless nuisance (wouldn't even read your reply). Oya your turn. Talk to the hand. Mumu.
Politics › Re: Lawan Sponsors Marriage Of 100 Less-Privileged Spinsters by Hedonisco:
Smh. Only in abokki-land. Sponsor their marriage but not their livelihood. Because Na you go feed and sponsor the education of all the animalistic almajiri future Islamic terrorists wey the damned couples go born full everywhere.

Fat-faced idiot calling himself Senate President. The kind of fools we have in leadership positions in Nigeria is a reflection of how messed up and unsalvageable the country is. Spits.
Politics › Re: Senator Buruji Kashamu Dies Of COVID-19 Disease by Hedonisco: 7:09pm On Aug 08, 2020
Golan007:
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This one is more knowledgeable that medical practitioners.
Don't be stupid. Try.
Crime › Re: Have you ever been attacked? by Hedonisco: 7:06pm On Aug 08, 2020
EzzyCarter:
An Ak-47 bruv? I wouldn't even be on Nairaland to share the story. Those guys would have smoked my ass with zero stress grin .I'm grateful coz I got lucky. Someone else might have ended up on Nairaland FP the following day cry
Even if it was an AK-47, you still took the better option, to throttle down... Whether na shot gun o, cutlass o, AK o, Tarvor, even bomb o, when confronted by these bandits on the road, you have to match it down and say your last prayers.

If you stop and give them the pleasure of capturing you, the outcome is unpredictable, but the experience would torment you for life (maim you, rape your girl in your presence, possibly kill you or both of you), no need.
Politics › Re: Senator Buruji Kashamu Dies Of COVID-19 Disease by Hedonisco: 6:52pm On Aug 08, 2020
GamalNasser:
Chei Baba Ijebu will rest now ...But on a serious note what's going on in first cardiology ? What are they giving these men that's killing them ?
I'm telling you. These Naija big men can be quite stupid. With the high mortality rate, no sane person should go to that suspect First Cardiology for anything COVID-19 related.

Better to do self medication at home with hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin than to pay millions to a hospital like that and yet get killed. Yes. Killed.
Politics › Re: Senator Buruji Kashamu Dies Of COVID-19 Disease by Hedonisco: 6:42pm On Aug 08, 2020
Ahhhhh? This is the real meaning of VANITY. Can't believe.
Politics › Re: 3 Ways APC Made A Mistake By Allowing Tinubu Address The Edo Crisis by Hedonisco: 6:30pm On Aug 08, 2020
These things don't count as long as the people's votes don't count. We have a long way to go in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Tony Kabaka At APC Grand Rally Today In Edo (Photos) by Hedonisco: 6:24pm On Aug 08, 2020
Looking at these photos makes me spit in disgust. Is this not the reason (even worse) why comparatively more respectable people like Funke Akindele and Naira Marley have been persecuted in the name of violating COVID-19 restrictions and regulations?

Why the double standard? This country is a useless joke.
Family › Re: My Sister-In-Law Staying With Us Atimes Knows When We Are Making Love.Pls Advise by Hedonisco: 1:08pm On Aug 08, 2020
Blissquare:
There is a reason why poor people stay poor and rich people remain rich.

If one is poor in finance, one should not be poor in judgement or association
This is actually a super important piece of advice for those who care to learn the right lessons.

If you no get money, get sense, waka well.
Health › Re: Please Help Me, I'm Suffering From Staphylococcus by Hedonisco: 11:40am On Aug 08, 2020
Nigerians and this their imaginary 'staphylococcus' infection all the time. Total bullshit. Nothing like that.

I'm sure it is complicated gonorrhoea or something like that. The symptoms would have appeared 2 or 3 days after the sex, but you probably ignored it and allowed it fester. A simple one gram single dose of azithromycin immediately after the unprotected sex is often enough to prevent all these stories that touch.
Crime › Re: Naira Marley's Lawyer Speaks, Video Of Court Appearance by Hedonisco: 6:44am On Aug 08, 2020
Eyan nla. Wan fe shey e bi Mandela.
Politics › Re: Buhari's Wife, Aisha, Flown To Dubai For Medical Treatment After Trip To Lagos by Hedonisco: 7:34pm On Aug 07, 2020
So because of ordinary neck pain wey one sachet of Alabukun go cure, this greedy woman carry body enter presidential jet dey fly go Dubai?
Crime › Re: Ladies Beware Of Rich Guys. See What Happened To This Beautiful Lady by Hedonisco: 7:45pm On Aug 06, 2020
Beware of 'rich guys' ke? That's like saying, 'hey ants, beware of sugar '. Wouldn't happen, in spite of whatever fate befell a million sugar-seeking ants yesterday.

Receive sense.
Sports › Re: Highest-Earning Nigerians In Europe: Ighalo Dusts Osimhen by Hedonisco: 10:04am On Aug 06, 2020
jeff1993:
Ighalo.... King of Lazy strikers
His 'laziness' is quite profitable. Life goals.
Sports › Re: Highest-Earning Nigerians In Europe: Ighalo Dusts Osimhen by Hedonisco: 10:01am On Aug 06, 2020
DICKstractor:
ighalo my man


I hate Manchester united but I dey always support you when you dey for pitch.


I always pray for you to score but let Manchester united loss so that it will be balanced
Lol. No take laugh kill me this morning. Funny guy.
Celebrities › Re: Dr. Dre Wife Challenging Prenup In $1 Billion Divorce by Hedonisco: 4:15am On Aug 05, 2020
Just negodu. Kai. This thing dey pain me like say na me be Dre.

Useless, ugly looking jezebel.
Crime › Re: Trader Lands In Trouble After Woman Was Found Dead In His Shop by Hedonisco: 6:25pm On Aug 04, 2020
The state Police Public Relations Officer, Nnudam Fredrick, said the deceased’s family had no say in the matter.

“It’s a case of homicide, which cannot be handled by any police division, whether the family wants the case or not. It has to come to the state for proper investigation,” he said.
When even a police spokesperson does not know the meaning of homicide, then it is finished. Who killed who that made it "homicide"? Bastard, illiterate, disgusting animals in the police force and elsewhere who just muddle up everything for pecuniary gain.

Nigeria is a very scary place to live in. Hopeless jungle where anything goes. God forbid.
Crime › Re: Ebonyi Bullion Van Robbery: Soldiers, Other Suspects Arrested By Police by Hedonisco: 7:41pm On Aug 03, 2020
Hardened criminals without mercy in their hearts. I shall judge these ones by their faces abeg.

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