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PoliticsRe: Orji Kalu, Lawan, Gbajabiamila, Boss Mustapha Hold Private Meeting (Photos) by Hedonisco: 10:42am On Jul 04, 2020
emperorzz:
If OUK becomes president in 2023, i mean, a man convicted for his thievery, who spent 6 months in jail and whose judgement is later suspended (not reviewed) on grounds of the judge's capacity, if he becomes president under our watch, then we deserve all the leaders we get. I wont even be deceive with the mantra of igbo presidency. A thieve is a thieve igbo or otherwise.
Since we will most likely end up with a thief anyway, then I'll take an Igbo thief than an abokki thief.
BusinessRe: AMCON Takes Over Festus Fadeyi's Pan Ocean Assets Over N240b Debt by Hedonisco: 6:05pm On Jul 03, 2020
einsteine:
Using borrowed money to fund the lifestyle of a plastic, know nothing socialite. How can you owe over half a billion dollars and still have the presence of mind to be fucking Toke Makinwa?
It doesnt require presence of mind to fuccck a sluuut like Toke. All that is required is an erect diccck at most. Thanks to the relatively affordable viagra and similar performance enablers, Pa Fadeyi wouldn't have had a problem with that.
CrimeRe: SUG President Allegedly Caught In Cult Activities REGAINS STUDENTSHIP by Hedonisco: 5:49pm On Jul 03, 2020
Nigeria is irreparably damaged. A country where injustice struts around with self-righteous arrogance and abject impunity, while everyone sings and dances to discordant tunes depending on where their sympathies and biases lie. A country where morals, rules, laws, and everything in between are manipulable and arbitrarily interpreted according to the interests and prejudices at stake. A country of very useless, disgusting hypocrites.

Just reading that 'restoration of studentship' letter with the pathetic reasons adduced for the institution's action makes my blood boil.

God forbids.
BusinessRe: AMCON Takes Over Festus Fadeyi's Pan Ocean Assets Over N240b Debt by Hedonisco: 5:39pm On Jul 03, 2020
leaculpa:
Lol! No matter all he spent on Hermes and patek, all of that no reach $1million.
These bitches don't have the capacity to financially wreck a made man, as long as you keep them at the level of 'fun accessories'. How much dem wan chop? Lol. Even if she chopped N1b (roughly $3m at the time of their affair), which is unlikely, that is chicken change to the man in question at his peak. Some of his prime properties are worth way more than that each. Most of these kinds of men have lost several billions to unsuccessful business gambles that we don't know about. So woman matter na only broke ass lover boys e dey wreck.

These bitches can only wreck made men when they are elevated to the position of controlling mistress or 'commanding wife' who can influence your major financial and business decisions.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ministry Gives N-power Recruitment Slots To Lawmakers, Politicians by Hedonisco: 2:15pm On Jun 27, 2020
Arkmanbuddy:
Ok, you know the real source of the problem, kindly tell the rest of us who don't and stop blabbing without saying anything.
I don't suffer fools gladly, you oaf. My comment was for the wise only.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ministry Gives N-power Recruitment Slots To Lawmakers, Politicians by Hedonisco:
Nigeria would never be good, especially because we the masses don't know our real enemies... Our real priorities.

After unjustly cornering and sharing all available opportunities to few connected or 'lucky' idiots, you expect the millions of shortchanged, disadvantaged and hopeless ones out there to meekly accept defeat and embrace a life of 'hand to mouth' struggle, abegism, and sheer nothingness... Iro nla.

But the foolish masses would continue to suffer because they don't know the real source of their problems.

Make una stay there dey fight the wrong battles. By the time you realise where the rain started to beat you , your life would be useless already.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Oshiomhole’s Sack Dims Way For Tinubu by Hedonisco: 1:17pm On Jun 27, 2020
SmartProf:
Once angel Michael blow trumpet now, everybody go rest. All 2023 ambitions go cease
How you take know say na Angel Michael go blow trumpet?
CrimeRe: Nigerian Yahoo Boys Are Learners: See Chinese Gurus In Action by Hedonisco(op): 12:54pm On Jun 27, 2020
careytommy37:
These are Chinese state backed hackers. They actually work for the government and have total protection as long as they remain in China for the rest of their lives..
The info they gathered for spying
What do they need 200,000 credit card info for, if they're only "spying"? The fact that they are PLA members doesn't mean that this action was a state project. If it was a state project then America should turn its heat on the entity called Peoples Republic of China, not mere government employees obeying orders.

These guys enjoy state protection, yes, but they are criminals too, looking to profit with their specialised skills.

State authorisation and state protection are two different things.

The SSN and other personal identifying info (including drivers licence) mined will likely be used for identity theft, for numerous schemes to enrich themselves and their collaborators. The recent breach of American COVID-19 stimulus package ($100s of millions) meant for American citizens is just one example of what this info can be used for.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Yahoo Boys Are Learners: See Chinese Gurus In Action by Hedonisco(op): 7:31am On Jun 27, 2020
Nbote:
Naija Yahoo boys dont hack na, na jus to send corporate and romance mails... Real hackers go afta databases and d companies housing d information...
I tell you. Imagine backing the name date of birth, social security number and other identifying info of HALF of American citizens. The value of this info in terms of the money that can be made from it is probably hundreds of billions of dollars.

Hushpuppi and Co are apparently kindergartens.
CrimeNigerian Yahoo Boys Are Learners: See Chinese Gurus In Action by Hedonisco(op): 7:23am On Jun 27, 2020
Beginning at least by on or about May 13, 2017, and continuing through on or about July 30, 2017, members of the 54th Research Institute of the Chinese PLA conspired with each other to hack into the protected computers of Equifax, to maintain unauthorized access to those computers, and to steal sensitive personally identifiable information, proprietary database schemas, and data compilations. The PLA hackers obtained names, birth dates, and social security numbers for approximately 145 million American citizens, in addition to driver’s license numbers for at least 10 million Americans stored in Equifax’s databases. The hackers also collected credit card numbers and other personally identifiable information belonging to approximately 200,000 American consumers. In a single breach, the PLA obtained sensitive identifying information for nearly half of all American citizens, and personally identifiable information belonging to nearly a million citizens of the United Kingdom and Canada.

PoliticsRe: Why Tinubu Will Never Be Nigerian President by Hedonisco: 6:33am On Jun 27, 2020
maisams01:
The politics of 1993 is different from the politics of today that's why saraki a opposed tinubu vp ambition in 2015
Muslim Muslim ticket cannot happen in Nigeria of today
Even if Muslim Muslim ticket will happen, it will take an extraordinary personality loved and accepted by Nigerians across board, someone similar to MKO whose charisma was exceptional. Not the greedy, frog eyed, power drunk, domineering thief like Tinubu.
CelebritiesRe: Timaya’s 'Telli Person' Warned Hushpuppi Before His Arrest – Fans React by Hedonisco: 6:30pm On Jun 26, 2020
Even the Timaya himself is in the same business.
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Slams Paul And Jude Okoye by Hedonisco: 3:19pm On Jun 26, 2020
Loose screws in the brain and an Internet enabled phone in the hand. Bad combination.
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Slammed For Dining With Hushpuppi by Hedonisco:
alexsoftwork:
Hushpuppi mingled with so many celebrities like wizkid,dino melaye,timi frank and so many others. why are they now pointing fingers at DaddyFreeze? Just because he dine with #Hushpuppi does not make him a fraudster.
Majority of us all have friends who are involve in one or two immoral vices that we don't know about until the day they are caught.
Una just dey beef d guy because him dey BURN una pastors cable.
Don't mind these fools. So annoying how everyone is forming saint and gloating over this Hushpuppi's matter. Nigerians never disappoint with their terribly dubious and hypocritical attitude.

That said, I'll always stand with Freeze and even take Hushpuppi any day over any of these bloody useless pastors. At least Hush is true to who he is. These pastors are all charlatans and scammers who feast on people's gullibility and desperation. They're the worst kind of fraudsters.
FamilyRe: Is It Wrong To Show Gratitude? by Hedonisco: 8:27am On Jun 26, 2020
Haloye:
I once had a similar experience.. I friend of mine was owing someone money. Due to the Corona, she could not repay them. So I came in and pay the person.
In fact, I can't explain what I'm facing because of that. Sometimes when you help people they see you as if you are proud.
I regret given my one month alawee out just to be the subject of discussion.
I learned that at times, all you have to do is stand still and watch sad
That is why the proverbial 'village people' are so dreaded. Help them, give them money, and in their evil minds they would think "what is this one feeling like, imagine this small boy of yesterday forming helper for me, I will deal with him". Lol.

My family and I have had our fair share of this unfortunate scenario. That's why one must apply what the legendary Robert Greene describes as "Selective Generosity" when dealing with human beings.
CrimeRe: Hushpuppi, Gang Defrauded 1,926,400 People, Made N168bn – Dubai Police by Hedonisco:
tommy589:
UAE is different from other Arab countries.Why do you think Mopha and others reside their? it is a safe haven for fraudsters and money launderers,so far you bring the money in and you don't touch their government or citizens. I see it as a ploy by the Dubai authorities not to hand him over for extradition in other to cover their pretense that they don't know. He was bringing money to their Emirates.

His time will be spent in a cozy jail with A/C,their prisons are air conditioned. They will seize all his possesions, and Probably spend 5 years in prisons before been released never to enter Dubai again
Exactly. This is exactly as it's going to happen.

The punishment of fraud [in the UAE] is imprisonment or fine. The person convicted of fraud could face anywhere from 1 month to up to 3 years prison sentence. If the fraud is a more serious one, for example if committed against a government entity, the prison sentence could be up to 6 years.
The mo'fucker and his conglomerate could be out in about 6 years. I don't see him being extradited to the US, since there's no extradition treat between both countries. He will be deported to Nigeria after serving time and then barred from the UAE.

His only consolation would be if he managed to put away some of the loot in untouchable and unconfiscatable places, btc for example.
CrimeRe: Hushpuppi, Gang Defrauded 1,926,400 People, Made N168bn – Dubai Police by Hedonisco: 12:21am On Jun 26, 2020
The amount of money involved here is beyond astonishing. $400m+ for only Hushpuppi's network? Not including the amounts cornered by other naija fraud networks that play at Hush's level? I'd like to think that this is grossly exaggerated, otherwise then I'll be deeply distressed for all kinds of reasons.

With this it would seem that modern day naija fraud networks gross higher hauls than their drug cartel counterparts. Previously unthinkable.

My mind boggles.
CrimeRe: Video Of Hushpuppi Being Arrested In Dubai Posted By Dubai Media Office by Hedonisco: 7:49pm On Jun 25, 2020
Over $40m in cash found on these niggers? Almost $300m in total career haul? ? ? ? ? La illaha illallah!

I'm dumbfounded to say the least, and offer my belated but profuse apologies for underestimating these morrafuckers!!!
TravelRe: Flight Resumption: Air Peace Flies All Its Aircrafts Across Nigeria by Hedonisco: 5:10pm On Jun 25, 2020
Wa sere. Let's go there.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Presidential Ambition Crumbles, Unable To Visit Aso Villa - Sahara R. by Hedonisco: 8:27am On Jun 25, 2020
SarkinYarki:
His era was bound to end sooner or later , it was a long run from 1999 till date ooo, if he pushes his luck any further it may cost him his life , soon sanwo olu will shock before 2023 And that will be then end of the Bourdillon father political reign
Sanwo-Olu lacks the capacity and even the will to shock him. He will be speedily impeached if he merely looks at Tinubu in the 'wrong' way. That's what the stooge Obasa and the other hirelings in the LHA are there for. I suspect the person with the capacity to end Tinubu's greedlock in Lagos will be Hamsat.
FamilyRe: Is It Wrong To Show Gratitude? by Hedonisco: 9:08pm On Jun 24, 2020
Ishilove:
Once I see that you have the spirit of useless pride, ingratitude and a nauseating sense of entitlement, you will never get help from me, and this is why some people don't find favour because their character is so bad.
Walahi. I hate hate HATE people with meaningless pride and entitlement mentality. Better stay the eff away from me.

From my perspective gratitude is an imperative.
PoliticsRe: 'Sabiu Yusuf's Fat Bank Accounts: Buhari Is Aware' By Farooq Kperogi by Hedonisco: 5:24pm On Jun 24, 2020
nedekid:
He is truelly an international lawyer based out of the UK. Relocated partially to naija 1998 and was in house of reps. His speciality of late has been to recover high profile international debts. Na him recover billions of over payments from the Paris club for Nigeria as a whole and states in general. He got some massive commission in hundreds of millions of usd. Rumors has it that fgn still owes him.
Imagine. Some people are fucking well positioned to realise maximum gain from minimal effort. Crazy.
PoliticsRe: 'Sabiu Yusuf's Fat Bank Accounts: Buhari Is Aware' By Farooq Kperogi by Hedonisco: 4:40pm On Jun 24, 2020
nedekid:
Bro, leave matter, the kind of money some people make out of this country is more than what states share. 20+ years ago I knew of a businessman that could not deal with states cause he claimed they had no money. Ie the contracts he does cannot be finance by states. Do you know there are people that have businesses that are paid in dollars daily? Do you know that folks in places by virture of just their position make millions daily? Go and check how much oga that married that young actress has made over the past 2 years and you will be shocked it is over $500m usd. This is in naija that "has no money".
What does that oga do exactly? Forget that 'international lawyer' crap. What exactly is his cash cow?
FamilyRe: My Worst Fear Finally Happened, Please Help by Hedonisco:
Another mumu bites the dust.

Your problems are only just beginning to warm up. You never see anything.

A man that can't stamp his feet from DAY 1, and ensure that the woman he does a huge favour by marrying is submissive, tolerant, and patient and loving like a real wife should, from DAY 1, is bound to suffer this kind of fate in marriage. Life out there (with the daily hustle) is hard enough. A man who knows what he is doing cannot and should never condone having to struggle with a useless jezebel at home in the name of marriage. Home is supposed to be a drama-free sanctuary of peace, quiet and relaxation. No more, no less.

Since you have made the mistake already, the only thing left is to take drastic, corrective actions.

Don't allow that bitch you call a 'wife', and the witch she calls a mother back into your house and into your life. There's nothing to discuss. There's no need for peace talks.

I know you love 'your' children (do DNA first to be sure), but be willing to forfeit them to that bitch. Swallow a heartless pill and wash your hands off those kids and their mother. Demonstrate that you don't send them and don't want to see them, ever. Mean it.

If she chooses to sue you to court for whatever or file for divorce. Take the lead and the initiative. Go rogue . Get a lawyer to take preemptive action. Look for a judge to bribe to turn the case on its head, annul the gaddem marriage, and ultimately (if you confirm that the kids are actually yours), revert paternity to you.

There is no forgiveness or settlement with these kinds of damaged women. They are thoroughly and irreparably damaged. As the mumu that you currently are and previously were, you have made the mistake of marrying a damaged product that can't be repaired. But you're under no obligation to keep managing that damaged product for the rest of your life. Discard it, and start anew.

Don't say I didn't warn you.
RomanceRe: I Proposed Marriage But I have now Lost Interest by Hedonisco: 11:07am On Jun 23, 2020
NEWBIN:
We have known each other for about six months now. I proposed to her in March 2020 and kept telling me she was thinking about it.

Just yesterday, she said yes to my proposal and I was so excited. When I met her yesterday evening, she told me Friday (June 26) is her birthday and that, she expects a lot of gifts and mobile money from me. My bowels became full instantly so left to go ease myself.
Bowels of life!! The kinda bowels every man ought to have, hahaha.
CrimeRe: Marital Infidelity: Husband Stabs Wife To Death, Commits Suicide In Lekki by Hedonisco: 1:56pm On Jun 22, 2020
Marriage is often an unprofitable undertaking for men. What exactly is in it for men? What do men gain from it compared to women? For real. There's just too much wahala with it. Especially in this day and age where women are irritatingly becoming more entitled and more unwilling to embrace the conservative values of women in times past.

Because men are cheating, women too want to cheat with impunity, not realising that the consequences of their promiscuity can be very costly. Imagine getting pregnant for another man and presenting the bastard child to your husband as his... For him to toil and suffer to train another man's child with whose resources?

Not everyone can forgive a wife's infidelity. Not everyone can simply walk away. Some would be so badly crushed by such realisation that their inner demons would be aroused to action.
PoliticsRe: FFK And Stella Oduah Are Looking For This Boy With A Sonorous Voice by Hedonisco: 11:59pm On Jun 21, 2020
Here's a hopeless little kid hawking a bunch of coconuts worth a grand total of less than $5... Set about his day like every other day, seeped in poverty, misery and uncertainty, and then.. against all odds, BOOM!

There's something romantic about this boy's story. The sheer serendipitous happenstance of it appeals to the sentiment that someday, somehow, the unseen hand of providence will lift you up higher than you could possibly ever reach on your own.

Such a feel good story.
CelebritiesRe: Termites Devour Arisekola Alao ’s Multi-million Naira Mansion | E-nigeria! by Hedonisco: 10:15am On Jun 21, 2020
MightySparrow:
wicked termites after devouring him; they turned on the mansion he left behind, ehn?
the children also deserted the house. if he had built real legacies like a university, his name would live on. Not bad that edifice in New Bodija, Ibadan should be taken over by government and be used as children hospital or a school like Institute of Vanities and Wastages Among Black Race, my opinion.
You too would die sooner than you think. And then what becomes of your 'legacy'? The few well-worn boxers you leave behind would end up as one Okada rider's bike washcloth, while your 'credentials' would end up as wrapper for akara and suya.

So there you have it, vanity is vanity. There are no small or big measures to it.

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