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Politics › Re: Which State Capital In Nigeria Is The Most Local by Hedonisco: 3:42pm On Aug 02, 2020
Lokoja. Dead place.
Celebrities › Re: Mompha Visits Adeherself In Her Home (video) by Hedonisco: 9:26pm On Aug 01, 2020
dangotesmummy:
I'm not surprised.theyre beds of a feather

It's the fools supporting criminals I pity

A baby criminal is kneeling in admiration for a grand criminal.shiorr
You're such a disgusting fool. They are criminals because they are more successful than you or because of what exactly?

If you haven't yet called Magu a criminal (in spite of the charges and indictments levelled against him), but you're calling these ones criminals, then you must be a retarrded bastard.

What did the EFCC charge this girl for? What did the EFCC charge Mompha for? Let's even forget that they haven't been found guilty.
.. What exactly are the 'yahoo' charges brought against them? Of course you don't know because you're a green-eyed ignoramus.

Envious, broke losers like you would die of frustration.
Politics › Re: Update !!! More Photos As Prophet Odumeje Storms Orji Kalu’s Camp Neya by Hedonisco: 6:27pm On Aug 01, 2020
Now this is getting ridiculous.

He is probably gay as f u c k and shii, but stop referring to him as a 'prophet' already.
Crime › Re: I’ll Investigate All Past, Present Corruption Cases – Buhari by Hedonisco: 10:11am On Aug 01, 2020
The only time this idiot makes sense is when his mouth is firmly shut.
Business › Re: Nigeria’s Top 10 Highest-earning Ceos Received N3.5bn In 2019 by Hedonisco: 12:26pm On Jul 31, 2020
Anazp:
what a joke. The guy at gtb was part of the founding team as entrepreneur s. Entrepreneur ship gives you the biggest chance to grow companies own them
You dey mind am? Most people are just lazy. If everyone preferred a 'career' then who would build the companies that you all want to work for? Entrepreneurs build and own these companies for crying out loud.
Business › Re: Nigeria’s Top 10 Highest-earning Ceos Received N3.5bn In 2019 by Hedonisco: 9:20am On Jul 31, 2020
Interesting. But in this woefully corrupt Nigeria, these official renumeration figures never tell the true story.

Most of these execs rake in billions annually via illicit bonuses, under the table deals etc.
Politics › Re: Oluwole Owolabi: You Chased Me Out Of Nigeria Since 1986 Nothing Has Changed by Hedonisco: 7:09pm On Jul 30, 2020
He looks unbelievably good for someone his age. Damn. Good genes.
Crime › Re: Woman Chained To Pillar For Ten Hours By Her Husband Rescued In Ebonyi (photos) by Hedonisco: 9:53am On Jul 30, 2020
Let's hear some good news from Ebonyi for once.
Business › Re: I Can't Transfer Money Without NIN, Pls Help. by Hedonisco: 5:45pm On Jul 29, 2020
Stupid country.

They insisted on SIM registration
They insisted on BVN
Now it is NIN?

Bloody nincompoops!

Yet FULANI animals now kidnap multitudes of ordinary Nigerians daily across all major highways, wreaking havoc, making and receiving TRACEABLE calls, and collecting ransoms with impunity, daily. No government response.

SARS and other units of the police now move around with POS, extorting money from Nigerians into their nominated bank accounts... With utmost impunity. Government no see that one.

What then is the point of all this fuckery?
Crime › Re: Court Remands Student For Allegedly Sodomising Woman by Hedonisco: 5:14pm On Jul 29, 2020
He invited her to HIS house to take 'injection'? And she went? Who does that?

Abeg no case. She knew exactly what what she was doing. Maybe he didn't pay her as agreed.
Politics › Re: Mamman Daura Dismisses Zoning, Denies Dictating Public Policy To President Buhar by Hedonisco: 4:56pm On Jul 29, 2020
codemaniacs:
the Igbos never wanted to secede... it was a plan to expand and subjugate the rest of Nigeria like they were already doing when they held the top positions in the country and marginalized indigenes.

the igbos indirectly created the Nigeria of today.
Where did you get this from? This skewed narrative was crafted by the abokkis as justification for the unbridled violence meted out on the Igbo, leading to the Civil War.

The key thing to note is that the Igbo are intrinsically merit-driven. They don't force themselves on anyone. They believe that you should prove yourself in the field. If you're the best, then dominate on the basis of your proven supremacy in that field. That should comfort the Yoruba who pride themselves as a distinguished Tribe, since a unified Southern Nigeria would allow them the opportunity to compete fairly.

Besides, the Igbo are enlightened, as are the Yoruba and the rest of the South. Everything would be codified and settled within our laws. No cheating or ojoro, since the Igbo (and the Yoruba as well) don't need unfair 'quota' advantage for any reason. They would all settle their differences over bottles of brandy, with Highlife Music wafting in the background. No Islamist fanatical nonsense (with their uncountable almajiri byproducts) to complicate things.

I can understand the fear of the South South minorities then and now, who felt they would be dominated in a Biafra where Igbo would be the dominant ethnic group and language. But then, ask yourself the basis for that fear. Is it rationality or inferiority complex? Are they scared to compete? What exactly are they scared of? Numbers?

The Igbo run a free market,, 'best man win' system. If a Calabar man or Ogoni or Itsekiri man proves himself best, he would lead the way among a herd of Igbo. This is proven. There's a reason why the Igbo are considered Republican by nature.

Only people with inferiority complex or brutish tendencies would have a problem with that.
Politics › Re: Mamman Daura Dismisses Zoning, Denies Dictating Public Policy To President Buhar by Hedonisco: 3:56pm On Jul 29, 2020
Nchenches:
This man is dismissing rotation of presidency because he knows that no presidential candidate from the south can win 25% of votes in 24 states if Fulani-led north insists it must retain the presidency after PMB. His hope is on the skewed and lopsided political structure of Nigeria, which was mutilated to 19 states and Abuja in one northern region, but a meager 17 states in two southern regions.

No other country in the world formed by different regions ever used land mass or population figures as parameter to proliferate new political units like states or regions in any area of the country with larger land mass or population. But northern soldiers used land mass or population as parameter to proliferate too many states in the northern region of Nigeria.

That effectively consigned Nigeria’s political process and revenue sharing to northern Nigeria’s political leaders.

Restructure Nigeria politically or let the country split up. The British that holds Nigeria one must have become tired of that by now after seeing how northern Nigeria adopted Islamic Sharia criminal justice system in a multi religious society as in Nigeria.
The obstacle to Nigeria's restructuring is the Yoruba 'race'.

The Igbo already have a history of secessionist agitation, then and now. They have always known that this forced marriage called Nigeria is one massive B U L L S H I T.

The South South is a confused mass of numerous tiny ethnicities with no common front, merely driven by prevailing private interests.

The Yoruba people of the South West, it is now clear, have never agitated for secession, never put their lives down for a better deal.... Instead, they always scoff at any talk of secession (Biafra then, and IPOB now) and dutifully bow down to the Fulani-led North for political crumbs.

Unfortunately, the Fulani... The abokki generally...do not regard the Yoruba the Igbo, or anyone from the South as anything more than pawns, or even nuisances. Even though these abokki bastards are really and truly the common enemy who serve no useful purpose and bring NOTHING meaningful to the productivity table.

When the Yorubas are ready, the Southern Unity we all crave would materialise, because if the Yoruba and Igbo come together with ferocity, they would easily aggregate the confused mass that constitutes South South and forge a united front to kick these abokki parasites to the kerb.

'Nuff said.
Politics › Re: Mamman Daura Dismisses Zoning, Denies Dictating Public Policy To President Buhar by Hedonisco: 3:39pm On Jul 29, 2020
Without zoning, and if we strictly go by competence alone then an abokki would not rule this country in our lifetime. Mumu old fool talking rubbish.
Politics › Re: Agboola Ajayi Set To Join ZLP by Hedonisco: 2:55pm On Jul 29, 2020
This guy is just a scheming, conniving, over ambitious desperado. Can't stand people like that.
Politics › Re: Ozekhome Meets Salami Panel, Testifies Against Magu, Submits Videos by Hedonisco: 9:06am On Jul 29, 2020
This Magu is such a crude idiot. All these dirty abokki animals who are only fit for cattle rearing, but because Nigeria is a mess, they would 'quota-rize' their way to important government positions.

Imagine freezing a lawyer's account for legitimately receiving legal fees from his client. Who does that? Even Hushpuppi is hiring expensive lawyers in the US, and they will be paid. Would the FBI freeze the lawyers' accounts or ask them where Hushpuppi got the money to pay them their legal fees?

I swear I wish they could lunch this Magu animal. Putting him in jail would be a waste of government resources. Primitive idiot.
Crime › Re: Wokers In A Chinese Company In Ogun Kidnap And Kill Company Owner by Hedonisco: 10:27am On Jul 28, 2020
What can I say? Afonjo ajoka. Tufiakwa.
Politics › Re: See Heartbreaking Video And Photos Of Over 1000 Opay Bikes Put Up For Sale by Hedonisco: 7:27pm On Jul 27, 2020
SaintBeehot:
sorry for that, just made some research and I found out it not same organization with GOKADA
Sorry bro. Edited. All good.
Politics › Re: See Heartbreaking Video And Photos Of Over 1000 Opay Bikes Put Up For Sale by Hedonisco:
SaintBeehot:
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All good.
Politics › Re: See Heartbreaking Video And Photos Of Over 1000 Opay Bikes Put Up For Sale by Hedonisco: 6:38pm On Jul 27, 2020
Policy flip flops, harsh and lawless operating environment, unenforceable agreements/commitments,, woeful infrastructure, impossibly corrupt bureaucracy and institutions... Unpredictable and erratic legal system, etc etc etc.

The country is a F U C K I 'N G joke. The odds are stacked against you even before you try, even if you're determined to try. Dream killer Inc. Nonsense.
Crime › Re: Hushpuppi's Lookalike Spotted In Benin by Hedonisco: 5:55pm On Jul 27, 2020
See as I burst laugh for public. Funny as hell.
Travel › Re: My Friends Exploiting Money From Me, Advice Needed by Hedonisco: 5:32pm On Jul 27, 2020
Oshey, agba friend.

You're the kind of friend 80% of these broke, leeching Nairalanders would pray to have. You're doing well.

Keep up the good work, until your eyes clear.
Politics › Re: No Record Of Obasa As A Lawyer In Our Registry - Supreme Court by Hedonisco: 5:27pm On Jul 27, 2020
He learnt from his master Tinubu. Shebi that frog-eyed one is not sure whether the name of his purported school is University of Chicago or Chicago State University, or even none of the above.

The same master of Obasa and god of wasted people isn't sure of his origins sef. Whether Iragbiji abi Isale Eko.

Fraudulent rogues through and through.
Crime › Re: 5 Teenage Highway Robbers Arrested In Ogun by Hedonisco: 7:58am On Jul 27, 2020
These Fulani bastards are undoubtedly the biggest security challenge facing Nigeria, and it will get worse if we southerners don't go all out against these animals.

As yahoo yahoo is the default 'hustle' of southern youths, violent criminality, kidnapping and banditry is now the standard hustle of these abokki fools. You can choose between these two evils and see the one that hurts us most.
Family › Re: Men, Can You Take Your Wife Back After Cheating On You? by Hedonisco: 9:49pm On Jul 26, 2020
Tueh. Iyama.
Politics › Re: Samano SA DE CV Accuses NNPC Officials, Others Of Oil Theft by Hedonisco: 9:41pm On Jul 26, 2020
Okay na. Shebi their useless god called Buhari came to fight corruption.

When Goodluck Jonathan rightly said that stealing is not corruption, this is what he meant. You can't euphemize primitive stealing by referring to it as mere 'corruption'. Call a spade a spade (stealing), not a farm tool (corruption).

What is happening under Buhari is grand theft. Primitive stealing. Not corruption.

We're finished.
Travel › Re: Beautiful Pictures Of Ikoyi, Lagos (video) by Hedonisco: 9:32pm On Jul 26, 2020
Sha the video didn't do justice to Ikoyi at all. Just driving aimlessly without even showcasing the main the main parts of old Ikoyi.
Travel › Re: Beautiful Pictures Of Ikoyi, Lagos (video) by Hedonisco: 9:07pm On Jul 26, 2020
BuddhaPalm:
Husband no dey find pesin come for house.

Everyone must hustle...
Sure, but as she dey look for 'Island big boy' to hook, e sure die say disappointment go follow am like body odour.

Women wey no get realistic expectations dey often hear ween for these 'shine shine' guys hand. Even Shiloh and Mountain of Fire no go solve the problem.
Travel › Re: Beautiful Pictures Of Ikoyi, Lagos (video) by Hedonisco: 8:38pm On Jul 26, 2020
pocohantas:
A lot of them na audio for that Lekki.

5 girls living in one room, forming “I stay on the Island”. Na only one corner for their house them dey stay snap, because na only that corner money reach to arrange.

The guys nko? When you see them with their beards and fitted pants- you fit think say you done see swagalicious horseband. Follow them reach house and you’ll see like 8 guys playing Mortal Combat. They will na look you finish and say they have heard a lot about you. Tomorrow them go tell another girl same thing. Time to see you off and he will be looking for his slippers. One of his nonsense friends has worn it out.

Na that time you you go come reason your life, e be like say person husband dey Yaba, abi Ijagemo sef.

Ikoyi hits differently abeg.

Cc: Jornwhite
E be like say dem don use you do ping pong well well. Your eyes don see something in the course of looking for wetin big pass you.
Crime › Re: Why Is There Low Media Coverage Of Kidnappings On Lokoja Abuja Road by Hedonisco: 8:42am On Jul 26, 2020
phineas:
The relatives all went to Ekeson in the morning.They demanded for ransom from all of them individually.Ekesons driver was shot.They held their conductor and asked the bus company to ransom him.

All relatives are raising funds individually.Theyve still not released them.Still asking for ransom.

What i find strange is the lack of media report.and the timely response to the matter.The first 12 hrs are the golden period for any succesful tactical operatio to get them back.How do you pack 50pple into the bush and the roads are not closed or curfew declared till they are found.

This is starting to be the new normal because they get away with it due to NO national or state response.Dont count hunters and neighbourhood watch.search and rescue is not their brief
You mean they have not been released? Getting to almost 2 weeks now? Meaning that there'll most likely be fatalities among the victims by now. Not to mention the atrocious ordeal of the female victims in the hands of these brutes, being in captivity for so long.

The truth is that Nigeria is a messed up country. I tried to search all known news media online and offline for reportage of this incident, but found nothing. This is scary because it makes you wonder how many more similar kidnappings of this nature isn't being reported as well.

If this helps anyone who encounters these brutes (God forbids), I think it is better to try to escape at the scene of the kidnap on the highway... Make a dash for it. Risky but much safer than allowing these Fulani animals shepherd hordes of you into the deep forest, from where you may never return.
Politics › Re: We Only See Buhari In Pictures, There Is A Deceit Going On In Aso Rock by Hedonisco: 3:44pm On Jul 25, 2020
The most invisible, lifeless and useless president Nigeria has ever had.

Goodluck, even sick Yar'Adua, Obasanjo, Abdulsalam, even reticent Abacha, even diffident Shonekan, IBB.. .. Interlude... Even timid Shagari, ebullient Obasanjo, purposeful Murtala Mohammed, ganging Jack Gowon, imposing Ironsi.... Mild but eloquent Balewa... All of them were often in our faces, in the news, granting interviews, attending events, directly addressing Nigerians and showcasing themselves visibly and VERBALLY.

But Buhari? The

Buhari is an disgraceful and horrific chapter in Nigeria's chequered history. The story hasn't even began to be told.
Travel › Re: Musings Of A Lagos Uber Driver by Hedonisco: 3:31pm On Jul 25, 2020
sonnie10:
Some of the Uber drivers are too nice and it makes me uncomfortable.
All I want is a ride, not someone to have a conversation with.
And when you keeping calling me Sir unnecessarily, I feel you are about to take advantage.
This is where many of them get it wrong.

Just shut the Bleep up and drive. Don't force unnecessary conversations.
Crime › Re: My Experience With Armed Robbers And Stance On Jungle Justice by Hedonisco: 3:29pm On Jul 25, 2020
XXXXTENTACION:
tongue tueh so much bitterness and hatred cool you condemn armed robbery and you endorse fraud undecided

abeg go and think about your family problems tongue
You're a fool, obviously. Quote me again if you enjoy talking to yourself.

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