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BusinessRe: I Can't Transfer Money Without NIN, Pls Help. by Hedonisco: 5:45pm On Jul 29, 2020
Stupid country.

They insisted on SIM registration
They insisted on BVN
Now it is NIN?

Bloody nincompoops!

Yet FULANI animals now kidnap multitudes of ordinary Nigerians daily across all major highways, wreaking havoc, making and receiving TRACEABLE calls, and collecting ransoms with impunity, daily. No government response.

SARS and other units of the police now move around with POS, extorting money from Nigerians into their nominated bank accounts... With utmost impunity. Government no see that one.

What then is the point of all this fuckery?
CrimeRe: Court Remands Student For Allegedly Sodomising Woman by Hedonisco: 5:14pm On Jul 29, 2020
He invited her to HIS house to take 'injection'? And she went? Who does that?

Abeg no case. She knew exactly what what she was doing. Maybe he didn't pay her as agreed.
PoliticsRe: Mamman Daura Dismisses Zoning, Denies Dictating Public Policy To President Buhar by Hedonisco: 4:56pm On Jul 29, 2020
codemaniacs:
the Igbos never wanted to secede... it was a plan to expand and subjugate the rest of Nigeria like they were already doing when they held the top positions in the country and marginalized indigenes.

the igbos indirectly created the Nigeria of today.
Where did you get this from? This skewed narrative was crafted by the abokkis as justification for the unbridled violence meted out on the Igbo, leading to the Civil War.

The key thing to note is that the Igbo are intrinsically merit-driven. They don't force themselves on anyone. They believe that you should prove yourself in the field. If you're the best, then dominate on the basis of your proven supremacy in that field. That should comfort the Yoruba who pride themselves as a distinguished Tribe, since a unified Southern Nigeria would allow them the opportunity to compete fairly.

Besides, the Igbo are enlightened, as are the Yoruba and the rest of the South. Everything would be codified and settled within our laws. No cheating or ojoro, since the Igbo (and the Yoruba as well) don't need unfair 'quota' advantage for any reason. They would all settle their differences over bottles of brandy, with Highlife Music wafting in the background. No Islamist fanatical nonsense (with their uncountable almajiri byproducts) to complicate things.

I can understand the fear of the South South minorities then and now, who felt they would be dominated in a Biafra where Igbo would be the dominant ethnic group and language. But then, ask yourself the basis for that fear. Is it rationality or inferiority complex? Are they scared to compete? What exactly are they scared of? Numbers?

The Igbo run a free market,, 'best man win' system. If a Calabar man or Ogoni or Itsekiri man proves himself best, he would lead the way among a herd of Igbo. This is proven. There's a reason why the Igbo are considered Republican by nature.

Only people with inferiority complex or brutish tendencies would have a problem with that.
PoliticsRe: Mamman Daura Dismisses Zoning, Denies Dictating Public Policy To President Buhar by Hedonisco: 3:56pm On Jul 29, 2020
Nchenches:
This man is dismissing rotation of presidency because he knows that no presidential candidate from the south can win 25% of votes in 24 states if Fulani-led north insists it must retain the presidency after PMB. His hope is on the skewed and lopsided political structure of Nigeria, which was mutilated to 19 states and Abuja in one northern region, but a meager 17 states in two southern regions.

No other country in the world formed by different regions ever used land mass or population figures as parameter to proliferate new political units like states or regions in any area of the country with larger land mass or population. But northern soldiers used land mass or population as parameter to proliferate too many states in the northern region of Nigeria.

That effectively consigned Nigeria’s political process and revenue sharing to northern Nigeria’s political leaders.

Restructure Nigeria politically or let the country split up. The British that holds Nigeria one must have become tired of that by now after seeing how northern Nigeria adopted Islamic Sharia criminal justice system in a multi religious society as in Nigeria.
The obstacle to Nigeria's restructuring is the Yoruba 'race'.

The Igbo already have a history of secessionist agitation, then and now. They have always known that this forced marriage called Nigeria is one massive B U L L S H I T.

The South South is a confused mass of numerous tiny ethnicities with no common front, merely driven by prevailing private interests.

The Yoruba people of the South West, it is now clear, have never agitated for secession, never put their lives down for a better deal.... Instead, they always scoff at any talk of secession (Biafra then, and IPOB now) and dutifully bow down to the Fulani-led North for political crumbs.

Unfortunately, the Fulani... The abokki generally...do not regard the Yoruba the Igbo, or anyone from the South as anything more than pawns, or even nuisances. Even though these abokki bastards are really and truly the common enemy who serve no useful purpose and bring NOTHING meaningful to the productivity table.

When the Yorubas are ready, the Southern Unity we all crave would materialise, because if the Yoruba and Igbo come together with ferocity, they would easily aggregate the confused mass that constitutes South South and forge a united front to kick these abokki parasites to the kerb.

'Nuff said.
PoliticsRe: Mamman Daura Dismisses Zoning, Denies Dictating Public Policy To President Buhar by Hedonisco: 3:39pm On Jul 29, 2020
Without zoning, and if we strictly go by competence alone then an abokki would not rule this country in our lifetime. Mumu old fool talking rubbish.
PoliticsRe: Agboola Ajayi Set To Join ZLP by Hedonisco: 2:55pm On Jul 29, 2020
This guy is just a scheming, conniving, over ambitious desperado. Can't stand people like that.
PoliticsRe: Ozekhome Meets Salami Panel, Testifies Against Magu, Submits Videos by Hedonisco: 9:06am On Jul 29, 2020
This Magu is such a crude idiot. All these dirty abokki animals who are only fit for cattle rearing, but because Nigeria is a mess, they would 'quota-rize' their way to important government positions.

Imagine freezing a lawyer's account for legitimately receiving legal fees from his client. Who does that? Even Hushpuppi is hiring expensive lawyers in the US, and they will be paid. Would the FBI freeze the lawyers' accounts or ask them where Hushpuppi got the money to pay them their legal fees?

I swear I wish they could lunch this Magu animal. Putting him in jail would be a waste of government resources. Primitive idiot.
CrimeRe: Wokers In A Chinese Company In Ogun Kidnap And Kill Company Owner by Hedonisco: 10:27am On Jul 28, 2020
What can I say? Afonjo ajoka. Tufiakwa.
PoliticsRe: See Heartbreaking Video And Photos Of Over 1000 Opay Bikes Put Up For Sale by Hedonisco: 7:27pm On Jul 27, 2020
SaintBeehot:
sorry for that, just made some research and I found out it not same organization with GOKADA
Sorry bro. Edited. All good.
PoliticsRe: See Heartbreaking Video And Photos Of Over 1000 Opay Bikes Put Up For Sale by Hedonisco:
SaintBeehot:
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All good.
PoliticsRe: See Heartbreaking Video And Photos Of Over 1000 Opay Bikes Put Up For Sale by Hedonisco: 6:38pm On Jul 27, 2020
Policy flip flops, harsh and lawless operating environment, unenforceable agreements/commitments,, woeful infrastructure, impossibly corrupt bureaucracy and institutions... Unpredictable and erratic legal system, etc etc etc.

The country is a F U C K I 'N G joke. The odds are stacked against you even before you try, even if you're determined to try. Dream killer Inc. Nonsense.
CrimeRe: Hushpuppi's Lookalike Spotted In Benin by Hedonisco: 5:55pm On Jul 27, 2020
See as I burst laugh for public. Funny as hell.
TravelRe: My Friends Exploiting Money From Me, Advice Needed by Hedonisco: 5:32pm On Jul 27, 2020
Oshey, agba friend.

You're the kind of friend 80% of these broke, leeching Nairalanders would pray to have. You're doing well.

Keep up the good work, until your eyes clear.
PoliticsRe: No Record Of Obasa As A Lawyer In Our Registry - Supreme Court by Hedonisco: 5:27pm On Jul 27, 2020
He learnt from his master Tinubu. Shebi that frog-eyed one is not sure whether the name of his purported school is University of Chicago or Chicago State University, or even none of the above.

The same master of Obasa and god of wasted people isn't sure of his origins sef. Whether Iragbiji abi Isale Eko.

Fraudulent rogues through and through.
CrimeRe: 5 Teenage Highway Robbers Arrested In Ogun by Hedonisco: 7:58am On Jul 27, 2020
These Fulani bastards are undoubtedly the biggest security challenge facing Nigeria, and it will get worse if we southerners don't go all out against these animals.

As yahoo yahoo is the default 'hustle' of southern youths, violent criminality, kidnapping and banditry is now the standard hustle of these abokki fools. You can choose between these two evils and see the one that hurts us most.
FamilyRe: Men, Can You Take Your Wife Back After Cheating On You? by Hedonisco: 9:49pm On Jul 26, 2020
Tueh. Iyama.
PoliticsRe: Samano SA DE CV Accuses NNPC Officials, Others Of Oil Theft by Hedonisco: 9:41pm On Jul 26, 2020
Okay na. Shebi their useless god called Buhari came to fight corruption.

When Goodluck Jonathan rightly said that stealing is not corruption, this is what he meant. You can't euphemize primitive stealing by referring to it as mere 'corruption'. Call a spade a spade (stealing), not a farm tool (corruption).

What is happening under Buhari is grand theft. Primitive stealing. Not corruption.

We're finished.
TravelRe: Beautiful Pictures Of Ikoyi, Lagos (video) by Hedonisco: 9:32pm On Jul 26, 2020
Sha the video didn't do justice to Ikoyi at all. Just driving aimlessly without even showcasing the main the main parts of old Ikoyi.
TravelRe: Beautiful Pictures Of Ikoyi, Lagos (video) by Hedonisco: 9:07pm On Jul 26, 2020
BuddhaPalm:
Husband no dey find pesin come for house.

Everyone must hustle...
Sure, but as she dey look for 'Island big boy' to hook, e sure die say disappointment go follow am like body odour.

Women wey no get realistic expectations dey often hear ween for these 'shine shine' guys hand. Even Shiloh and Mountain of Fire no go solve the problem.
TravelRe: Beautiful Pictures Of Ikoyi, Lagos (video) by Hedonisco: 8:38pm On Jul 26, 2020
pocohantas:
A lot of them na audio for that Lekki.

5 girls living in one room, forming “I stay on the Island”. Na only one corner for their house them dey stay snap, because na only that corner money reach to arrange.

The guys nko? When you see them with their beards and fitted pants- you fit think say you done see swagalicious horseband. Follow them reach house and you’ll see like 8 guys playing Mortal Combat. They will na look you finish and say they have heard a lot about you. Tomorrow them go tell another girl same thing. Time to see you off and he will be looking for his slippers. One of his nonsense friends has worn it out.

Na that time you you go come reason your life, e be like say person husband dey Yaba, abi Ijagemo sef.

Ikoyi hits differently abeg.

Cc: Jornwhite
E be like say dem don use you do ping pong well well. Your eyes don see something in the course of looking for wetin big pass you.
CrimeRe: Why Is There Low Media Coverage Of Kidnappings On Lokoja Abuja Road by Hedonisco: 8:42am On Jul 26, 2020
phineas:
The relatives all went to Ekeson in the morning.They demanded for ransom from all of them individually.Ekesons driver was shot.They held their conductor and asked the bus company to ransom him.

All relatives are raising funds individually.Theyve still not released them.Still asking for ransom.

What i find strange is the lack of media report.and the timely response to the matter.The first 12 hrs are the golden period for any succesful tactical operatio to get them back.How do you pack 50pple into the bush and the roads are not closed or curfew declared till they are found.

This is starting to be the new normal because they get away with it due to NO national or state response.Dont count hunters and neighbourhood watch.search and rescue is not their brief
You mean they have not been released? Getting to almost 2 weeks now? Meaning that there'll most likely be fatalities among the victims by now. Not to mention the atrocious ordeal of the female victims in the hands of these brutes, being in captivity for so long.

The truth is that Nigeria is a messed up country. I tried to search all known news media online and offline for reportage of this incident, but found nothing. This is scary because it makes you wonder how many more similar kidnappings of this nature isn't being reported as well.

If this helps anyone who encounters these brutes (God forbids), I think it is better to try to escape at the scene of the kidnap on the highway... Make a dash for it. Risky but much safer than allowing these Fulani animals shepherd hordes of you into the deep forest, from where you may never return.
PoliticsRe: We Only See Buhari In Pictures, There Is A Deceit Going On In Aso Rock by Hedonisco: 3:44pm On Jul 25, 2020
The most invisible, lifeless and useless president Nigeria has ever had.

Goodluck, even sick Yar'Adua, Obasanjo, Abdulsalam, even reticent Abacha, even diffident Shonekan, IBB.. .. Interlude... Even timid Shagari, ebullient Obasanjo, purposeful Murtala Mohammed, ganging Jack Gowon, imposing Ironsi.... Mild but eloquent Balewa... All of them were often in our faces, in the news, granting interviews, attending events, directly addressing Nigerians and showcasing themselves visibly and VERBALLY.

But Buhari? The

Buhari is an disgraceful and horrific chapter in Nigeria's chequered history. The story hasn't even began to be told.
TravelRe: Musings Of A Lagos Uber Driver by Hedonisco: 3:31pm On Jul 25, 2020
sonnie10:
Some of the Uber drivers are too nice and it makes me uncomfortable.
All I want is a ride, not someone to have a conversation with.
And when you keeping calling me Sir unnecessarily, I feel you are about to take advantage.
This is where many of them get it wrong.

Just shut the Bleep up and drive. Don't force unnecessary conversations.
CrimeRe: My Experience With Armed Robbers And Stance On Jungle Justice by Hedonisco: 3:29pm On Jul 25, 2020
XXXXTENTACION:
tongue tueh so much bitterness and hatred cool you condemn armed robbery and you endorse fraud undecided

abeg go and think about your family problems tongue
You're a fool, obviously. Quote me again if you enjoy talking to yourself.
CrimeRe: My Experience With Armed Robbers And Stance On Jungle Justice by Hedonisco: 3:11pm On Jul 25, 2020
XXXXTENTACION:
And that includes cutting off his hands cry

wow cheesy so you will sit down and watch while your brother's hand is being cut-off because he stole peanuts right huh
He stole peanuts using violence... In the course of which he killed or maimed someone, or even raped someone's wife, daughter, mother, girlfriend, etc in their presence? Did you even read the original post or you just prefer to be incredibly stupid?

If your poverty is pushing you to join an armed robbery or other VIOLENT crime gang, just get ready. Since you want to be mad.

Go and learn yahoo or whatever like your mates if you're a poor wretch destined for a life on the fast lane. If you're looking for whose girlfriend or wife to rape and kill in the name of armed robbery, you wouldn't survive it for long. Anuofia.
CelebritiesRe: D’Banj Continues ₦1.5 Billion Libel Case As Seyitan Withdraws Petition by Hedonisco: 2:06pm On Jul 25, 2020
Honeysweetest:
how are u sure is a mere accusations? because she withdraw the case?because there is no evidence?don't pretend blind to how our judicial system works,there are no evidence to lots of crime committed in this country,but it doesn't mean the crime did not take place.
If there is no evidence then there is no crime! This is very important because if you allow any idiot without evidence to make an allegation, then numerous malicious idiots would make false allegations to ruin an innocent person. That will be the worst form of injustice... To be punished and have your life destroyed based on false and unproven allegations. No sane society can allow this kind of thing,

If you don't have evidence, forget it! True or false doesn't concern anybody because you simply can't prove it, so forget it! It's for the greater good, otherwise it will be easy to make false accusations.
PoliticsRe: Borno Residents Reject Repentant Boko Haram Members by Hedonisco: 1:58pm On Jul 25, 2020
There is nothing like repentant violent criminal - whether armed robber, kidnapper or terrorist. Doesn't make sense. Would the 'repentance' bring back the people the bastards murdered in cold blood? Would it 'unrape' the wife or daughter he raped in one's presence, or the untold horrors and traumas he caused people?

Any bastard who was an armed robber, violent cultist and so forth who now claims to have repented and is a pastor or whatever is mad. I will personally kill that bastard. Not to talk about terrorists and mass murderers like BH members. They all deserve nothing but DEATH. Let God who created such animals forgive them. Not me.

No make me vex abeg. This Buhari regime is a plague that would twk Nigeria decades to recover from.
CelebritiesRe: D’Banj Continues ₦1.5 Billion Libel Case As Seyitan Withdraws Petition by Hedonisco: 1:47pm On Jul 25, 2020
Xisnin:
You are right about her and her lawyer being foolish.

There was no settlement.
She can't afford a lawsuit and the police won't charge Dbanj because
there is no evidence aside from what she says.
No one will testify on her behalf for fear of backlash.
Her lawyer advised she withdraw the case to save herself from a ruinous lawsuit.
Unfortunately, her dumb lawyer did not get anything in return for the withdrawal.
Which makes her very stupid to come out in public to ruin a public figure's reputation when she knows she has zero evidence. Who does that?

I'll make sure she goes to jail or her family goes bankrupt if I was in Dbanj's shoes. There's nothing in the world I hate more than accusations that only depend on 'Na me talk am'. As who? Why should your word be taken as ultimate truth? No evidence nothing.

If you know you can't prove an allegation, shut up and die with it, rather than come public and ridicule yourself.

Rubbish.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Insists We Spend N500k Or Less On Our Wedding But I Want To Spend N1M by Hedonisco: 1:14pm On Jul 25, 2020
Fake story. The last Nigerian girl like this, na me quickly kolombi am put for my corner, so where you see this one?

Lie lie Nairaland people.
CelebritiesRe: Meet Nigerian Billionaire Interior Designer Ehi Ogbebor(female) Photos&profile by Hedonisco: 7:15pm On Jul 23, 2020
MisterFelix1:
Make we no later hear sey she G.Girl oh!
Shall I fit join sef. It's tempting to join Hushpuppi's colleagues @ hostboz .com sha. E no good but that money eh
Of course she is. No be me go talk am.

Too much iniquity in Nigeria. If the world would ever end, the 'ending' has to start from here. The country stinks. 99%.
PoliticsRe: Ngige, A Political Goat Taunting The Lion Of Burdillon by Hedonisco: 7:01pm On Jul 23, 2020
Even though I agree that Ngige is a goat in his own right, but this whole glorification of Tinubu by comparison is ridiculous. What has Tinubu done for Ngige? Why do you so arrogantly think Ngige owes Tinubu any respect or loyalty? Whatever slavery Tinubu has ensnared some maggots in Lagos into, na for him pocket.

The ONLY connection between Ngige and Tinubu is that Ngige contested for Senate under the AC in Anambra of all places and WON, lol. To put it in context, it was easier for Ngige to win as an independent (or as a candidate on the ticket of Pastor Okotie's "Fresh' Party), than to win as an AC candidate in ANAMBRA. In other words, his affiliation with the AC, or with Tinubu for that matter, was more of a miscalculation and an albatross than an advantage - as far as contesting an election in Anambra was concerned, so really, what did Ngige gain from Tinubu?

They are contemporaries, and Ngige is right to regard him as such, insofar as Tinubu is not Ngige's benefactor in any way.
RomanceRe: Why Did She Lose Interest Suddenly? by Hedonisco: 6:52pm On Jul 23, 2020
IceColdVeins:
when a rich nigga wants ya, and your nigga can't do nuttin for ya, these ho's ain't....................
O tan, lol.

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