₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
Once I see that you have the spirit of useless pride, ingratitude and a nauseating sense of entitlement, you will never get help from me, and this is why some people don't find favour because their character is so bad.

Walahi. I hate hate HATE people with meaningless pride and entitlement mentality. Better stay the eff away from me.

From my perspective gratitude is an imperative.

nedekid:
He is truelly an international lawyer based out of the UK. Relocated partially to naija 1998 and was in house of reps. His speciality of late has been to recover high profile international debts. Na him recover billions of over payments from the Paris club for Nigeria as a whole and states in general. He got some massive commission in hundreds of millions of usd. Rumors has it that fgn still owes him.

Imagine. Some people are fucking well positioned to realise maximum gain from minimal effort. Crazy.

nedekid:
Bro, leave matter, the kind of money some people make out of this country is more than what states share. 20+ years ago I knew of a businessman that could not deal with states cause he claimed they had no money. Ie the contracts he does cannot be finance by states. Do you know there are people that have businesses that are paid in dollars daily? Do you know that folks in places by virture of just their position make millions daily? Go and check how much oga that married that young actress has made over the past 2 years and you will be shocked it is over $500m usd. This is in naija that "has no money".

What does that oga do exactly? Forget that 'international lawyer' crap. What exactly is his cash cow?

Another mumu bites the dust.

Your problems are only just beginning to warm up. You never see anything.

A man that can't stamp his feet from DAY 1, and ensure that the woman he does a huge favour by marrying is submissive, tolerant, and patient and loving like a real wife should, from DAY 1, is bound to suffer this kind of fate in marriage. Life out there (with the daily hustle) is hard enough. A man who knows what he is doing cannot and should never condone having to struggle with a useless jezebel at home in the name of marriage. Home is supposed to be a drama-free sanctuary of peace, quiet and relaxation. No more, no less.

Since you have made the mistake already, the only thing left is to take drastic, corrective actions.

Don't allow that bitch you call a 'wife', and the witch she calls a mother back into your house and into your life. There's nothing to discuss. There's no need for peace talks.

I know you love 'your' children (do DNA first to be sure), but be willing to forfeit them to that bitch. Swallow a heartless pill and wash your hands off those kids and their mother. Demonstrate that you don't send them and don't want to see them, ever. Mean it.

If she chooses to sue you to court for whatever or file for divorce. Take the lead and the initiative. Go rogue . Get a lawyer to take preemptive action. Look for a judge to bribe to turn the case on its head, annul the gaddem marriage, and ultimately (if you confirm that the kids are actually yours), revert paternity to you.

There is no forgiveness or settlement with these kinds of damaged women. They are thoroughly and irreparably damaged. As the mumu that you currently are and previously were, you have made the mistake of marrying a damaged product that can't be repaired. But you're under no obligation to keep managing that damaged product for the rest of your life. Discard it, and start anew.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

NEWBIN:
We have known each other for about six months now. I proposed to her in March 2020 and kept telling me she was thinking about it.

Just yesterday, she said yes to my proposal and I was so excited. When I met her yesterday evening, she told me Friday (June 26) is her birthday and that, she expects a lot of gifts and mobile money from me. My bowels became full instantly so left to go ease myself.

Bowels of life!! The kinda bowels every man ought to have, hahaha.

Marriage is often an unprofitable undertaking for men. What exactly is in it for men? What do men gain from it compared to women? For real. There's just too much wahala with it. Especially in this day and age where women are irritatingly becoming more entitled and more unwilling to embrace the conservative values of women in times past.

Because men are cheating, women too want to cheat with impunity, not realising that the consequences of their promiscuity can be very costly. Imagine getting pregnant for another man and presenting the bastard child to your husband as his... For him to toil and suffer to train another man's child with whose resources?

Not everyone can forgive a wife's infidelity. Not everyone can simply walk away. Some would be so badly crushed by such realisation that their inner demons would be aroused to action.

Here's a hopeless little kid hawking a bunch of coconuts worth a grand total of less than $5... Set about his day like every other day, seeped in poverty, misery and uncertainty, and then.. against all odds, BOOM!

There's something romantic about this boy's story. The sheer serendipitous happenstance of it appeals to the sentiment that someday, somehow, the unseen hand of providence will lift you up higher than you could possibly ever reach on your own.

Such a feel good story.

MightySparrow:
wicked termites after devouring him; they turned on the mansion he left behind, ehn?
the children also deserted the house. if he had built real legacies like a university, his name would live on. Not bad that edifice in New Bodija, Ibadan should be taken over by government and be used as children hospital or a school like Institute of Vanities and Wastages Among Black Race, my opinion.

You too would die sooner than you think. And then what becomes of your 'legacy'? The few well-worn boxers you leave behind would end up as one Okada rider's bike washcloth, while your 'credentials' would end up as wrapper for akara and suya.

So there you have it, vanity is vanity. There are no small or big measures to it.

jaykaylegend:
I'm telling you, I once watched a live interview with him on TVC, man was just twisting stuffs, going off point, spewing gibberish, his words were not even articulate..

I was shocked..

The kind of nitwit that would refer to Hushpuppi as "Nigeria most wanted hacker". These are the kinds of barely literate nincompoops we have heading critical public institutions.

No wonder the Mugu always looks like a cattle herder forced into a business suit in spite of his futile efforts to look professional.

Whichever deity we offended as a country should forgive us, please. We are very sorry.

From Ibrahim Mugu to Mohammed Umar Abba to Bala Ciroma... What's the meaning of all this fuckery? Must these sensitive, 'juicy' or powerful offices be held by useless northerners? Who did we offend?

We've never had it so bad. Not even under Abacha did we experience this kind of reckless tyranny.

Why would you arrest and place the man in handcuffs for "praying" to God to destroy Nigeria's biggest problem?

Willing seller, willing buyer certainly applies here. From the get go you know that these guys are ruthless shylocks... Their outrageous interest rates, repayment terms, default penalties, and recovery tactics are not hidden in fine print. They're well known (or easily knowable upon inquiry) to potential borrowers....

But no. Because you need money by all means you nogo hear word. The usual desperation and money-weakness of Nigerians wouldn't let them avoid the miserable morsel of bread in the lion's yawning mouth. Dem go greedily chook hand inside lion mouth to comot shikini crumbs wey dey there, only to later shout when baba crush their mumu hand. Una dey mad.

Illiterates. He never had a Wikipedia page to begin with. Anyone can have a Wikipedia page.. Even legendary fraudsters, drug barons, deadly gang leaders, mass murderers and other category of persons more evil than Hushpuppi's entire lineage have Wikipedia articles on them.

Wikipedia's mission is to inform. Not to celebrate morals or endorse anyone as a symbol of 'goodness'.

You miserable, moralistic, hypocritical losers on Nairaland never disappoint with your idiocy.

Professor Kperogi is in a class of his own... Unrivalled master of the written word.

I thoroughly enjoy reading his compelling, spell-binding exposés. No one does it better.

sulaak:
Try and think before you write, any irregular activity in your bank account must trigger an investigation, that is the law in the country to prevent Money Laundering, Terrorist Financing and Transfer of illicit funds. We have these laws in Europe, the Americas and Asia. That's why criminals use offshore accounts to transfer and hide illicit funds

Don't be stupid. You should try to think before quoting someone smarter than you.

Irregular activity should trigger an investigation. That's not the point. I know about the so-called money laundering laws more than you do. Has the investigation been done to ascertain the criminality or otherwise of the funds? Why should the ICPC arrest and detain the woman and then rush to the media to shout money laundering when it hasn't concluded investigation? Is that how it is done by competent security agencies in serious countries?

LaIabobo:
Having such money is not a crime, not being able to explain the source is the crime
The first point of enhanced due diligence is the source of income/inflow. The transaction is a strange one because of the woman is a primary school teacher.
Laslas they've withdrawn the money already and they'll settle it with ICPC

At the bolded, according to which law exactly? Cite that law here. You people just make wild and ridiculous claims.

The onus of proof is always on the accuser. I can't bother to explain nonsense to anyone, and I'm under no compulsion to do so. ICPC should do the hard work of investigating whether a crime has been committed and taking action based on the outcome of that investigation. You can't just arrest a person and rush to the media to shout money laundering because you saw money in someone's account.

Besides, the woman has already stated the money was sent from her son OVERSEAS. Doing business abroad. Is that not enough explanation? Would you start asking every Nigerian abroad to explain what they do for a living before remitting their hard earned money home?

This whole nonsense is annoying.

SATANNIST:
i wonder o. i was expecting some valid fraud reason for seizng the money. the think say the boy go malaysia to go count stones?

That's the problem with these fools in Nigeria's security agencies. When they can't find any crime to pin you down with, they use that nebulous and ridiculous charge they call 'money laundering'. What is money laundering? You haven't established that the source of the money is illegal, yet you're making stupid assumptions because you expect people to remain poor and miserable. Bastards.

LaIabobo:
Didn't you read??
ICPC recieved a petition about the transaction and froze the account during investigation.
The boy probably have some frenemies and they reported to ICPC.

ICPC received a petition about the money in the account NOT about its source or any so-called transaction. So the only 'crime' here is that the woman had x amount on her account.

Jokers.

Annoying country. You don't know the source of the money and yet you're rushing to freeze the account, initiate forfeiture processes, and arrest the poor woman. Have you established that the money was proceeds of crime?

So someone abroad cannot send money to his own mother again. Everybody must remain poor. Stupid idiots.

MrGerald:
Lokoja, very rusty town like typical SW and northern towns, I can't live in such cities.

Very rusty and backwards indeed.

Of course, I believe her. Even the Lekki property wey him dey live, na him papa buy for am. Davido doesn't have personal 'funds' of N500m+ to buy a property. Yeah he is the star of the family, but no be only am him papa born.

The boy wastes all his income putting up appearances and servicing the jobless louts that follow him up and down forming 30b gang. Not much left to accumulate for expensive acquisitions.

Even the dead old model Porshe Cayenne that he supposedly bought for Chioma, we never see am. Chioma hasn't owned it or driven it for one day. Why you no close eye buy am 'ordinary' Benz of 20-30m? Till date she no get her own motor.

Dey there.

Reactionary, clout chasing foools

And the pastor was dumb enough to authorise the girl's murder within his own church premises? When the so-called killers could have easily ambushed her on the road? Come on.

This is cock and bull story. Someone is trying to frame up the pastor.

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rossi49ja:
I don't have a basis for my stance but i would say the man was assassinated. My condolence to the respective families of the dead and i pray their killers are apprehended.

He was not assassinated.

This is classic opportunistic, senseless and needlessly brutal Fulani highway kidnapping modus operandi. These Fulani idiots just position themselves in the middle of the highway and open fire on unfortunate oncoming vehicles in the bid to force them to a halt. Anyone who dies in the process is ignored, while survivors are kodnapped.

Without any remorse for sounding bigoted, this is why I absolutely abhor these Fulani bastards. Southern criminals would at least have some sense and systematic modus operandi. Only these senseless abokki idiots would just open fire anyhow in the middle of the road without caring if a potentially valuable kidnap target dies in the process. If you need to force a vehicle to stop in order to kidnap its occupants, why not target the tires and so forth? Nope. These murderous fools always aim at the front windscreen and sides, shooting to kill the driver and other unfortunate occupants. That's how they killed Alex Badeh, the Fasoranti daughter, and many other high profile victims.

SeverusSnape:
Those were the days when Frats consisted of reasonable people and intellectuals, Now, the whole thing has been hijacked by lowlifes and riff-raffs, murderous blowhards.

I dey tell you. Although Lords still have some modicum of decency (since they don't admit low lives), but the rest of the 'popular' ones are now populated by miscreants and misfits. Street-level primary school dropouts and jobless idiots parading around forming frat. It's just disgusting.

I'm not sure I've been shocked by any celebrity demise news like this since Michael Jackson's passing in '09. Oh dear. These are the cultural icons I grew up with. This kind of thing casts a sombre cloud upon the atmosphere. What's in the so-called life again? Nothing.

Nooooo! What is this?