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Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests Five Fake Satellite TV Operators (Photos) by Hedonisco: 9:26pm On Oct 05, 2019
Is this EFCC's job? What is the job of the Nigerian Broadcasting Corporation (NBC), then?

We have to be careful in this useless country, lest we create hydra-headed monsters as institutions. That's why fools like SARS (Special anti ROBBERY squad) are now gleefully dedicating their entire manpower to scavenge for INTERNET FRAUDSTERS. Very soon, FRSC would start searching people's pockets and luggage, looking for codeine and tramadol.
It is ridiculous how badly run this country is.

Very useless country where institutions are dead and everything is upside down.
Politics › Re: “You Lied!” – Jonathan Replies David Cameron Over Chibok Girls by Hedonisco: 5:07pm On Oct 05, 2019
kestolove95:
Goatluck u fvck up big time, just admit
Will you SHUT UP, you nitwit.
Crime › Re: Man Disguises As Lagos Prostitute, Defrauds Patrons At Clubs (Photos) by Hedonisco: 10:39am On Oct 05, 2019
He was initially apprehended for staying late outside without giving any genuine reason.
How is it a crime to stay late outside without "any genuine reason"? Is there a lawful curfew in place?
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Politics › Re: Umahi Humiliated In America Because He Is Nigerian by Hedonisco: 9:11pm On Oct 01, 2019
This Umahi of a thing is a lousy idiot. I despise him more with every new rubbish he utters.

I wonder why they made him the Chairman of South East Governors Forum... A platform that is now giving him rubber wings and making him feel important. With his tiny and inconsequential 'table soccer' state.
Webmasters › Re: How To Write Search Engine Optimized (SEO) Article by Hedonisco: 10:06pm On Sep 30, 2019
IamAtikulate:
SEO doesn't work for every niche. Run from Yoast plugin.
1. How... and 2. Why
Politics › Re: President Babangida’s Visit To Britain In 1989 (Photos, Video and Memories) by Hedonisco: 6:08pm On Sep 30, 2019
engrchykae:
we never had respect in their eyes in the first place.
buhari stood up to the slavemasters and matched them force to force,they detained our airline,we detained theirs.
then they supported ibb their houseboy to unseat buhari and mess up our naira by borrowing money from imf and devaluing our money by imf terms.
they see us as slaves who must be ruled by a stooge who must do british bidding.
God will remember ibb's disservice to nigeria,a traitor.
its funny that this same ibb who worked with the british against national interest killed many soldiers under the guise of treasonable felony.
i dont like buhari because he is tribalistic to a fault but he is patriotic at least to a select nigerians but ibb is a felon,a villain,a beast of no nation,a madman who killed our military by stopping their routine trainings because he suspected they might overthrow him during such trainings.
a tank the british refused to buy is what the witch of a margareth thatcher made him purchase for nigeria.
the british refused the vickers ,opting for the challenger which i believe is the better tank but ibb,a beast of no nation woulkd buy it for nigeria.
Will you shut up. Buhari did what? Bloody Buhari/APC apologist without common sense.
Politics › Re: President Babangida’s Visit To Britain In 1989 (Photos, Video and Memories) by Hedonisco: 5:58pm On Sep 30, 2019
ajebuter:
Chai...

See grace

See class..

We were once respected as a nation..
Yes... Grace... Class... Panache... Attributes that the animal called Buhari lacked even then and now. Buhari in 1984 engineered not only a recession for Nigeria, but also a pariah-rization of Nigeria by Britain and other Western powers. Same barbaric fool called Buhari ill-advisedly tried to kidnap Nigerians in the UK (and put them in crates) to forcefully bring them to Nigeria....e.g Umaru Dikko. These kinds of Bushman antics alienated Buhari and his useless government from the British and Western authorities. Nigeria's foreign relations with them was strained until the more urbane, graceful and polished (albeit crafty) IBB took over.

Now, more than 30 years later, the story is far worse with the same bastard called Buhari in power. It is no coincidence.
Politics › Re: President Babangida’s Visit To Britain In 1989 (Photos, Video and Memories) by Hedonisco: 5:06pm On Sep 30, 2019
Halcyon days.
Crime › Re: How A Man Saved Some Boys From Being Illegally Arrested By SARS (Video) by Hedonisco: 4:57pm On Sep 30, 2019
Indeed. If you allow these SARS bastards to arrest you illegally in broad daylight, on a busy road, then you are a fool. Use your car to block the road, tell them you are not going ANYWHERE with them, that you would call your lawyer and family members first to come and accompany you to their station.... And if they insist on abducting you at gun point, dare the idiots to kill you there if dem born them well. With the built up traffic and many eyes watching, they would become uneasy and run away.

You should only be extra cautious at night and in lonely corners. These idiots feast on fear and intimidation.

Stand your ground.
Family › Re: 2 Out Of 3 Kids Are Not Mine - Man Married For 12 Years by Hedonisco: 4:48pm On Sep 30, 2019
cococandy:
Go and find the kids you left in other men’s houses.
What goes around does come around.
You're such a despicable, contemptible, mentally disturbed, hormonally imbalanced and hopelessly irredeemable jezebel.

Tufiakwa. God forbid. Spits.
Crime › Re: SARS Stops Keke Napep In Edo, Checks Passengers With Phones by Hedonisco: 11:46am On Sep 30, 2019
BlueAir:
I admit im incredibly dumb and stupid but obviously u are more incredibly dumber and stupid considering the fact that u reek of a product of failed parenthood and education system
Just shut up and get lost, you're beneath me. Scum of the earth. I'm done with you.
Politics › Re: Sowore: I Am Ready For Buhari Regime's Ridiculous Charges by Hedonisco: 11:08am On Sep 30, 2019
The man is a hardened fighter and a tough nut. No be today somebody.
Crime › Re: SARS Stops Keke Napep In Edo, Checks Passengers With Phones by Hedonisco: 11:06am On Sep 30, 2019
BlueAir:
Its within police right to do their job without violating anyones right. So far as they dont hurt u and they ask to search u they are still within their legal rights undecided.internet fraudsters are robbers anyway..they dont need to carry guns and rob banks like the ignoramus aboves pictures
You are incredibly dumb and stupid. People like you are in the majority, that's why this country is stuck in this cesspit of lawlessness and barbarism.
Crime › Re: Zamfara Investigates Qur’an In Sewage, Promises N2m Reward For Information by Hedonisco: 9:17am On Sep 30, 2019
hatchy:
Lugard will rot in the hottest part of hell for this useless contraption.
The North and South do not belong together. They are not compatible..

I hope the South would muster the unity and resolve needed to break off this forced marriage.
Crime › Re: Police Confirms Arrest Of Officers For Extorting Software Developer by Hedonisco: 9:35pm On Sep 29, 2019
It's not about arresting a few of them based on loud outcry on social media. The authorities really need to come down hard on these fools by making sure that they have no business with ANY OTHER matter other than armed robbery and kidnapping. I know that chasing after perceived yahoo boys is more lucrative and less stressful for these bastards, but we simply cannot continue with this level of lawlessness.
Crime › Re: A Former Chinese Mayor Was Hiding 13 Tonnes Of Gold Bullion At His Home. VIDEO by Hedonisco: 3:27pm On Sep 29, 2019
€34 billion euros? That must be a typo.
Politics › Re: There Is Nothing Like Hausa/fulani by Hedonisco: 11:01am On Sep 29, 2019
So which of these ethnic groups is the accursed tribe holding Nigeria hostage with their blood thirsty banditry?
Politics › Re: FIRS: Tunde Fowler Dragged To Court, Asked To Vacate Office, Return Salaries by Hedonisco: 9:59pm On Sep 28, 2019
This man is going in January.

Let him go and rest. He has been squandering billions upon billions UPON billions for the past donkey years years, especially on yellow bitches, since Tinubu's Jeun Soke era in Lagos. Let his uncountable yellow paw paw bitches start crying for him in advance.

Useless APC bastards, from Buhari to his demonic cabal to Tinubu and their cronies (including Fowler). Na Satan go baptise all of them.
Politics › Re: Kiki Osinbajo Steps Out In Gucci Outfit (photos) by Hedonisco: 9:40pm On Sep 28, 2019
Very shapeless, ugly bonga fish. Gucci would not give you what you don't have.

Tell your smelly fake pastor of a thieving father to vomit Nigeria's money trapped in his oesophagus.

You're using Gucci to pose for Nigerians that your useless father has immiserated immeasurably. Gucci Gucci as per self-made Hushpuppi-ress wey you feel say you be. Idiot. How much was your father's salary as AG of Lagos for eight years? What did he really achieve commercially and financially in his working life BEFORE spending countless years eating public money as Tinubu's lapdog (since 1999)? When and how did he become a SAN and 'professor' of law. How many real cases has he handled as a fake political SAN... SANship that he got through the corrupt connections of Tinubu (same perverted route as Fashola)? In fact, these things dey vex me, because I know.

Yeye dey smell all round.
Politics › Re: Timi Frank To Olasupo Ayokunle, CAN President: Stop Aiding Corruption by Hedonisco: 6:07pm On Sep 28, 2019
Dee60:
Please ask Timi to present his evidence to the public. What have we not heard in Nigeria? The way they once said GEJ took 50 billion dollars. We are still waiting to find which bank or house he kept the billions! The accusers are at it again! Timi should bare it all.
And based on the unsubstantiated allegations against GEJ, he was ousted from power. Fools like Osibanjo, Lie Mohammed and other urchins supporting the APC told worse falsehoods than this against Jonathan and the PDP. Yet what happened?

Now, idiots are talking about 'evidence' because the matter involves Osibanjo. Bastards. Osibanjo would be flushed out. Buhari too. APC. Rotten bastards all. One wrong would make a billion wrongs. Rightfully so!
Politics › Re: Timi Frank To Olasupo Ayokunle, CAN President: Stop Aiding Corruption by Hedonisco: 5:58pm On Sep 28, 2019
shamecurls:
People dont know how to use power and money.

Sending Timi to eternal silence wont cost more than $15,000.

Dude needs to be. cleaned-up like Jamal Kashoogi and the immediate and extended families will learn from it.
How much would it have cost Jonathan's beneficiaries to "clean up" the likes of Lie Mohammed and other APC noisemaker in 2014? Or did Jonathan and his boys didn't know how to "use power" too?
Nairaland General › Re: 15 Meme Guys That Live Extravagant Lifestyle Can Relate To by Hedonisco: 5:29pm On Sep 28, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
Guy I replied based on the topic at hand. I don't give a heck about super rich or what not but the struggling ones who don't invest but extravagantly spend once they hit money then come dey look when d money dry. So your analogy is lost on me Bro.
Oh, from my perspective, struggling and extravagant cannot be used in the same sentence.
Nairaland General › Re: 15 Meme Guys That Live Extravagant Lifestyle Can Relate To by Hedonisco: 5:17pm On Sep 28, 2019
Choice22:
Always remember to save for the raining days
Lol. Rather channel your creative energies toward ensuring that you are continuously immune to rainy days. It's never by saving, trust me on that one..

Save your 35 years salary for cancer, or even 'ordinary' diabetes management. Na body go tell you.
Nairaland General › Re: How To Maintain Friendships When You Have Tight Schedules by Hedonisco: 5:09pm On Sep 28, 2019
Story.
Nairaland General › Re: 15 Meme Guys That Live Extravagant Lifestyle Can Relate To by Hedonisco: 5:02pm On Sep 28, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
I detest extravagant men. Rich people stay rich by investing and being frugal. Give wisely.
Yen yen yen. Typical Nigerian female. If you would be honest enough to ask yourself how many 'frugal' men you've been swayed by to see your unclothedness in your adult life.

Besides, rich frugal people like who? Rich like who? 90% of rich Nigerians didn't get rich by following this your suggested 'frugality and investment' rich-after- retirement-at-age-70 template. Most of the super rich people I know are the most extravagant (of course some may form frugal for their outer circles). One Bros that I know has been rich forever, since I was in primary school. Has been lavish and wasteful ly extravagant since then...up till now that he is in his late 50s, he still splashes millions on women and thrills, while still having enough to make investment upon investment, buy properties upon properties, upon properties, upon properties.

If you know, you know. Bottom line, work smart and enjoy life.
Nairaland General › Re: 15 Meme Guys That Live Extravagant Lifestyle Can Relate To by Hedonisco: 4:51pm On Sep 28, 2019
Gofwane:
My own na to gather friends go drink to stupor.
When i wake up in the morning, check my pocket and see only #100, i sit down and begin to plan my life, thinking about all the stuff i intend to buy.

Once money enter, na back to square 1 again grin
Better to carry slay queen wey you don Bleep or wey Bleep sure to go drink and catch fun, than to habitually waste money on useless fake friends wey dey use your head.
Nairaland General › Re: 15 Meme Guys That Live Extravagant Lifestyle Can Relate To by Hedonisco: 4:44pm On Sep 28, 2019
Lol. I'm in this category, because I'm extravagant as Bleep (as per hedonistic morrafucker). But I'm unapologetically so. No time for regrets.

We blow money fast. We also scheme and hustle hard to make sure money sprints in faster than we can blow it.

I'm either trying to make money or spend it. No hiatuses. No stop gaps.

Life's too short.
Politics › Re: Ex-Northern Governor Desperate For Babatunde Fowler’s Job - The Nation by Hedonisco: 4:37pm On Sep 28, 2019
olawonder:
Bloggers should stop using some stupid terms in their write ups, like ‘juicy position’... think of the impression this makes on even the person occupying the position at the moment.
It's a juicy position because of the incredibly humongous money available to steal for the occupant due to our flawed system, and the favours that the occupant can dispense to political jobbers and cronies. Everyone including new born babies in Nigeria knows these things, let alone the thief occupying the position. Stop burying your head in the sand and pretending not to be in Nigeria. You're not an oyinbo man living in Liechtenstein
Politics › Re: Ex-Northern Governor Desperate For Babatunde Fowler’s Job - The Nation by Hedonisco: 4:30pm On Sep 28, 2019
ZombieTAMER:
I know they would take that position from Tinubu


It's just part of the Next level
That's for sure.

But this administration has taken political corruption and political desperation to unprecedented levels. Who were the FIRS chairpersons during the PDP years? Whose 'candidates' were they? Who were the star ministers under Jonathan? You would see technocrats such as Okonjo-Iweala, Femi Adeshina, Omobola Johnson, Segun Aganga, etc. People who were HEAD HUNTED based on their perceived credentials, experience, and ability.

Now under Buhari, political horse trading and parochial considerations underlines everything. That is why corrupt bastards like Amaechi, Ngige, Sylva Akpabio, and Fowler are the 'star boys' of his cabinet. There is NO minister or parastatal head under Buhari that was appointed via merit list. None. All of the fools came in through parochial considerations or corrupt politicking.

Why is every position suddenly so lucrative and over-politicized under Buhari?
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Loves To Urinate On Me by Hedonisco: 9:51am On Sep 28, 2019
It's a sexual fetish. No big deal if you're cool with it. Numerous girls take much worse than pee just for the love of money. Seen it all.

Forget all the hypocrisy (and prudish ignorance) on display here.
Politics › Re: Poverty: We Must Win The Fight Against Corruption - Buhari by Hedonisco: 9:25am On Sep 28, 2019
Yet you RECENTLY appointed, for example, someone like Akpabio into your cabinet, in spite of his proven thievery ... In spite of his pending case with the EFCC. Someone who is a poster boy of corruption.

I swear this old fool is so annoying. I'm tired of reacting to whatever rubbish that emanates from him. Very disgusting bastard. How Nigeria ended up with this animal is beyond me.

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