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PoliticsRe: Breaking: Mimiko, Akala Endorse Buhari For Re-election by Hedonisst: 5:44pm On Feb 22, 2019
dafemnet:
I'm definitely voting Buhari tomorrow
May virulent leprosy afflict all your fingers this night. Let's see whether you would use your blokos to vote for Buhari.
PoliticsRe: Tukur Buratai Leads Morning Exercise With Troops Ahead Of Tomorrow Election (pic by Hedonisst: 5:34pm On Feb 22, 2019
Cowards. Na this kind of 'soft work' dem dey like.

Fighting Boko Haram and Herdsmen is too much wahala. So do gragra for election matter and use that easy task to form Rambo. Awon oloshi.
CelebritiesRe: Is Kevin Too Much Princess Shyngle's Nigerian Boyfriend That Bought Her A Car? by Hedonisst: 2:28pm On Feb 22, 2019
I knew it had to be a yahoo boy. Na them hold flag now for slay queens. Agbaya 'Aristo' politicians are so old school.
PoliticsRe: On Obiano's Support For Buhari - Orjika Chidiebere by Hedonisst: 10:40am On Feb 22, 2019
globemoney:
So it was obi's love for obiano that made him campaign against his reelection and sponsored all sorts of hate campaign against him which I know you also joined in. Dont worry yourselve, Atikwu is never winning..
And who brought out the Obiano and made him governor in the first place? Where's gratitude in all of this?
AutosRe: Cab Drivers Fight Uber Drivers At Lagos Airport by Hedonisst: 9:38am On Feb 22, 2019
bettercreature:
It has nothing to do with illiteracy,Uber has its own disadvantages. It kills taxi business and that is why they are against it in uk,China,Italy,Australia and several other countries,Taxi drivers are paying taxes and regulated,i mean each taxi has its own territory unlike Uber where anyone can just decide to be a rider and enter any territory
What is my business with that, as a customer? Business is business. Whoever can provide the best value at the cheapest price for the customer, wins. It's that simple.

If your business model doesn't allow you to be competitive, then you'll have to quit that business rather than whine and fight your better rival.
CelebritiesRe: Bread Seller Olajumoke's Live In Lover Says She Is Rude And Disrespects Him by Hedonisst: 8:43am On Feb 22, 2019
I hope her fairytale stands the test of time, though I doubt it will...
CelebritiesRe: Adesua Etomi Celebrates Her 33rd Birthday Today by Hedonisst: 8:34am On Feb 22, 2019
Happy birthday. Wish you more 'productive' years ahead.
CelebritiesRe: Princess Shyngle: My Nigerian Boyfriend Has The Biggest Dick I’ve Ever Had by Hedonisst: 8:32am On Feb 22, 2019
germanized:
She's not committing suicide again because of Brabus G-Wagon. Dirty gold-diggers everywhere in Lagos.

She's stroking the guy's ego to make the cash keep flowing. Won't be surprised if it's one of our politicians.

I've noticed that most exotic models, glorified prostitutes on instagram have visited Nigeria at one time or the other... And it's usually politicians.

Those bastards loot the country and spend it on hoes...
Nope, not necessarily true.

It's more of yahoo 'wire wire' boys. They've taken over since a few years ago.
CelebritiesRe: Vector Dating Pretty Soundcity Presenter by Hedonisst: 8:20am On Feb 22, 2019
I don't think Vector can afford to fund this ogbanje's materialism.
HealthRe: First Brain Surgery Conducted At Buhari Specialist Hospital In Kano. Photos by Hedonisst: 9:54am On Jan 05, 2019
I pity anyone who undergoes a brain surgery at a hospital named after a brainless entity like Buhari. You're better off dead instead.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Cancels US Tour For NYSC, Heads Back To Nigeria by Hedonisst: 7:56am On Sep 14, 2018
PreciousRahl:
TF is wrong with you manhuh

You on your period or what? grin
Those kinds of comments really rile me.... "who cares", "his business", bla bla. Na who send you to open the thread and read it, when the topic is already clear enough?

I mean, there are hundreds of topics here are any given time. Merely looking at the headline gives you an indication of what the thread is about, and you should simply ignore those that you're not interested in since it is not "your business". Shikena!
PoliticsRe: PDP Chair, Uche Secondus Rejects N10m ‘gift’ From Peter Obi by Hedonisst: 7:50am On Sep 14, 2018
This is a fake report. Concocted piece of nonsense.

The notoriously tight fisted Peter Obi would just dash an inconsequential Secondus N10m? Secondus cannot influence the choice of anybody's running mate, and Peter Obi knows it.

Besides, the latter part of the report claims that Atiku has settled for Fayose as his running mate. Lol. That's a blatant lie.
PoliticsRe: Meet Bichi Yusuf Magaji: Biography, Profile Of DSS Boss by Hedonisst: 7:32am On Sep 14, 2018
So, in other words, the highlights of this muntula's "profile" are as follows:

1. He has a BSC in political science (probably 3rd class or even less, otherwise why was his class of degree not indicated).

2. He perfunctorily "attended" some stupid so-called trainings that any buffoon can attend (without any evidence of outstanding merit based performance or cognitive ability)

3. He is "married with children" (such unprecedented achievement)!

4. Most importantly (although not expressly mentioned), he has a northern name and is from the Northern part of the country.

Because of this paltry profile..... That's why the top hierarchy of the DSS with BETTER QUALIFIED and MORE EXPERIENCED individuals had to be bypassed in order for this miserable, smelly He-goat to be appointed to lead the agency?
PoliticsRe: Southern, Middle-Belt Leaders Reject Yusuf Magaji Bichi Appointment by Hedonisst: 12:55am On Sep 14, 2018
krendo:
Why can’t pastor and professor Yemi Osibanjo quit from this useless government if he is not driven by money and greed?
He is not better than the rest of them. Forget the fake pastor and fake born again pretensions.

I swear he will have my respect forever if he resigns his position as vice president and dissociate himself from this madness.

But unfortunately, he won't resign, because like the rest, the so-called pastor Osibanjo loves the power, the siren blaring convoys, the perks and grandeur of office, and all else that comes with it. Using God's name to justify his greed and materialism makes him a blatant fraud.
PoliticsRe: Donald Duke Blasts Buhari For Appointing Yusuf Magaji Bichi As New DG SSS by Hedonisst: 10:13pm On Sep 13, 2018
ollah2:
Perhaps it's you that is stupid everytime. What is the this thread about? SSS or NSA? Pls stick to what this thread entails and it's SSS.
If not that you're incredibly foolish, you would know that there is a context to the outcry against this latest demonstration of Buhari's bigotry. And that context is the blatant concentration of northerners across the entire security architecture - from the NSA to the service chiefs, customs, EFCC, etc You must an idiot to take the DSS in isolation in your disgusting attempt to compare this rubbish with the balance that was the case during Jonathan's administration.
PoliticsRe: Donald Duke Blasts Buhari For Appointing Yusuf Magaji Bichi As New DG SSS by Hedonisst: 9:57pm On Sep 13, 2018
ollah2:
Jonathan dismissed Afakriya Gadzama and appointed Ita Ekpeyong(a southern christian) and you were fine with it. He wasn't a bigot. He wasn't a tribalist. He wasn't a dictator for dismissing Afakriya Gadzama. He wasn't an insular bigot but Buhari appoints a northern Muslim then he is everything bad.

Look in the mirror, the bigot, hypocrite, tribalist here are your likes

Don't be stupid. Who was the NSA at that time? Who was the IGP? Who was the Chief of Defence Staff? Who was CG of Customs? Was there or was there not a balance in the security management architecture.

Compare that to now and tell me more about what the composition of security chiefs. Where is the balance?
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Buhari Sacks Seiyefa, Acting DG DSS by Hedonisst:
And why is the fool's state of origin not included in this report?

Brace up my people, brace up.
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Any Southerner or Middle Belter who votes for Buhari would be doing himself grave injustice.
PoliticsRe: Offa Robbery: AGF Malami clears Saraki, says police lack evidence against Him by Hedonisst: 8:01am On Jul 26, 2018
Ihateyoumod:
This AGF should allow the police do thier job, investigation is d job of the police not the AGF. The president needs to call this AGF to order. Saraki should go and clear his name. Political or not. Even if its political, y not go n clear ur name. The IG should not be intimidated
All of you poorly educated peasants shouldn't be allowed access to the Internet, left you infect cyberspace with your ignorance.

The AGF should allow the police to do which stupid shoddy job? After the police does its so-called job, who prosecutes the suspects? Is it not the office of the AGF (to which the DPP belongs)? Who insures the cost of the woeful and failed prosecution that will end up by tossed out by the court? Is it not the office of the AGF and the Federal Government?
PoliticsRe: Offa Robbery: AGF Malami clears Saraki, says police lack evidence against Him by Hedonisst: 7:54am On Jul 26, 2018
The police identified a picture one of the robbery suspects took with Mr Saraki at his daughter’s wedding last year as a key evidence that linked the Senate President to both the suspects and the crime.The police also said one of the vehicles used by the suspects had a dummy number plate with Mr Saraki’s name inscribed on it.
Nigeria my country is worse than a shithole. Can you imagine the kindergarten "investigation" that these bastards called policemen are doing? May God continue to save us. Just imagine this.
PoliticsRe: Murder: Court Remands Moshood Salvador, Lagos PDP Chairman, Others by Hedonisst: 5:23pm On Jul 25, 2018
Nigeria is slowly sliding into anarchy. What is all this? So the ruling party can use the so-called 'Federal Might' to emasculate the opposition and silence Nigerians.

What evidence is there to suggest that the Lagos PDP Chairman is even remotely involved in this? Why hasn't this same treatment been meted to APC and its people?
PoliticsRe: How Ex-pres. Jonathan Cancelled Baro Port & Divert N19 Billions To ND Ministry by Hedonisst: 5:14pm On Jul 25, 2018
It's just about 9 months to the 2019 elections, after a full four year term by this repugnant and grossly incompetent administration, and yet you're still telling me about what a certain Jonathan did "shortly after the death of President Yar Adua" (8 years ago! ).

For goodness sake who are these animals? What would be their campaign focus next year as an incumbent administration that has wasted four years? Would they tender their achievements (as all incumbents are expected to) or would they rather concentrate their campaign on blaming the outgone Jonathan administration?
FamilyRe: My Wife And Her Family Are Driving Me crazy by Hedonisst: 5:01pm On Jul 25, 2018
mimimile93:
Let divorce be your best friend.










It is advisible for one to marry an orphan...
As the saying goes, na the day wey you kill mad man for road na im you go know say he get people.

Some lunatics would emerge from nowhere and claim 'in laws' if you marry an orphan and you happen to have some little money. It's just best to be as brutal as you can from day 1. Don't give room for nonsense. Even if I have billions, I would never take stupid in laws as part of my responsibility. They're never worth it.
FamilyRe: My Wife And Her Family Are Driving Me crazy by Hedonisst: 4:50pm On Jul 25, 2018
cococandy:
Clap for yourself undecided undecided You’ve made a lot of sense
Kpa, kpa, kpaa kpaa kpaa, kpaaaaaaaaaa!
PoliticsRe: Toyin Saraki Blast Police for Saying They Barricaded The Resident to Protect her by Hedonisst: 9:55am On Jul 25, 2018
Ingocof:
Shut up and tell your husband to submit himself to the police for the interrogation, he needs to be prosecuted
You will just be walking aimlessly one day soon and you will fall into a deep water-logged ditch from which you will never be rescued. That will be the natural end to your nuisance.
FamilyRe: My Wife And Her Family Are Driving Me crazy by Hedonisst:
That's what women and their family liability specialise in - driving men crazy.

The part of marriage in Nigeria I hate the most is the family liability abandonment (in business terms) that you as a man (investor) will be forced to inherit when you get married, as if you're acquiring a bankrupt company and must take on its liabilities. And they almost always never come with assets, only liabilities upon liabilities. It's unacceptable to me, and I have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

If I'm marrying you, I'm not having none of your family Bullshyt. They're not even allowed to come stay in my house for any length of time, except the mother is on 'omugwo' duties.

Useless people. Tomorrow they would still forget all the good you did for them and treat your children like trash if, God forbids, you've fallen on hard times or worse, you're no longer alive. I've seen these things with my korokoro eyes. It's better to buy fuel, pour it on your money and burn it up rather than spend it on these useless so-called in-laws.

OP thumbs up for leaving that fool stranded at the park. That's exactly what I'd have done, but unlike you, I wouldn't even switch my phone off. And God knows I would have insulted her father for daring to send me such stupid messages.

Bottom line, Read the riot act to that woman and stand your GROUND. It's either on your own terms or nothing. No mediation, no negotiation, and no conciliation. Simply set down your new rules like a tyrant and enforce them immediately. Failure to comply with the new order, then you must kick her out immediately. I don't like the word divorce because it even makes these yeye women feel important. Aiint gat time for that formal poo. Give her and her yeye family an ultimatum and kick her out if she refuses to have sense.
PoliticsRe: Saraki Should Be Arrested Now. by Hedonisst: 8:58am On Jul 25, 2018
Go and arrest him na, monkey.
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Idris: Buhari, Police IG Hold Closed Door Meeting by Hedonisst: 10:17pm On Jul 24, 2018
Nothing meaningful can come out of the meeting of two brain-dead idiots.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Police Force Clears The Air On The Offa Robbery Saga With Sen. Saraki by Hedonisst: 10:06pm On Jul 24, 2018
I don't know who is the most useless out of Buhari, IGP Idris, and this irritating bastard so-called police spokesman called Jimoh Moshood. The fool is so so incompetent and annoying. With his poorly thought and even more poorly written statements.
PoliticsRe: Saraki Sneaks Himself Into National Assembly In Rickety Vehicle by Hedonisst: 11:07am On Jul 24, 2018
I just love this man.

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