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CrimeRe: Lagos Task Force Apprehend 122 Cultists Terrorizing Mushin Community by hedonistic: 7:29pm On Mar 13, 2017
Look at them. Waste of sperm.
They should all have been aborted.
PoliticsRe: Ambode Hires 38 Bloggers, 200 SMI To Tarnish Fashola Name by hedonistic:
Ambode does not need to hire social media attack dogs to win any perception war against the hopeless and garrulous idiot called Fashola.

Ambode, by the very evidence of his superior competence and performance, has already exposed Fashola for the overrated and mediocre fraud that he was/is. Ambode has 'nakeded" Fashola, exposing his sheer nothingness. He did this not by propaganda (which was Fashola's strongest asset), but by performance and diligence.

I detest the APC in its entirety, but Ambode is a good kid. And I don't know how to conceal my soft spot and admiration for good kids.

If Ambode is in need of perception managers (and I doubt he needs any), then I'm available to perform this role pro bono. He is an exemplary performer by Nigerian standards. Fashola is no match.
CelebritiesRe: "Hush Puppi Sold His Kidney For Money" - OAP, Osi & Others Claim by hedonistic:
Story for the gullible fools.

Kidneys can't possibly be that expensive to sell, otherwise, more than half of Nigerians would be walking around with only one kidney.

Don't get it twisted.
CrimeRe: Suicide Note Of Airforce Officer Who Killed His Girlfriend, Pic In Military Cell by hedonistic: 11:05am On Mar 13, 2017
EricBloodAxe:
Lol...u think it's a coward dt takes his own life? Wrong bro. Rather it's a coward like him dt decides 2 stay alive knowing damn well his life henceforth is useless. If he escapes d death penalty then its life imprisonment...is death not better? It takes real guts 2 end one's life rather than let someone else do d dirty job.
Thank you jare. I shake my head in disgust whenever I see people abusing those who commit suicide and labelling them cowards. There is nothjng else in the entire world that is more courageous than wilfully defeating the innate human survival instinct and inflicting fatal injury on oneself. The willpower required to do this is more powerful than a hundred billion tonnes of nuclear bomb.

That is the ultimate demonstration of courage.

The real cowards are those who put up with a miserable and hopeless life (not because they see light at the end of the tunnel, but because they are too afraid of inflicting pain on themselves).
CrimeRe: Suicide Note Of Airforce Officer Who Killed His Girlfriend, Pic In Military Cell by hedonistic: 11:00am On Mar 13, 2017
So the cowardly idiot could not muster the courage to take his own life, but he could unthinkingly shoot another person?
RomanceRe: "When It Comes To Women, Nigerian Men Are The Kings Of Africa" - South African by hedonistic: 10:36am On Mar 13, 2017
1metre:
how do u use monkey and a disable as an analogy to buttress ur point?? There are so many disabled persons who are more able than most of u. Ur inference is very wrong. It's only in Nigeria people think disabled persons are negated.
I agree. I apologise for the insensitive analogy. Never meant to offend sensibilities of the disabled.

Original post edited.
PoliticsRe: 80-Year-Old Obasanjo Photographed By TY Bello by hedonistic:
Ma pe laye, bi ti Ebora Owu.
RomanceRe: "When It Comes To Women, Nigerian Men Are The Kings Of Africa" - South African by hedonistic: 8:43pm On Mar 12, 2017
Payper:
Egbon speak for yourself alone, if you're useless and shameless state it but don't generalise.
Buffoon don't quite me to say rubbish. Omo ale.
RomanceRe: "When It Comes To Women, Nigerian Men Are The Kings Of Africa" - South African by hedonistic:
plaetton:
I am say that the so-called speaker gave the wrong reasons.

Just because we have monetized every decent social etiquette in Nigeria is something we should be ashamed of, not proud of.

Being able to buy female companionship with cash, as the speaker is alluding to, is not a moral or social value to be promoted.

However, being a hard worker and good provider is a different thing, and should be promoted.
I tell you. It's alarming really, how romance and seduction has been unconscionably monetised by Nigerians, and how virtually every girl out there looks at a man and rates his entire worth as a human being based on evidence of how much he has.

Nigerian men are the most' game less' in the entire world, and that's a fact. If you need to send champagne and spend money like an idiot just to get a girl, then you have zero game. Any half-human gorilla with cash can out-spend you and get the same girl, which shows you how ridiculous and shameless we are as a people.
FamilyRe: My Sister's Marriage Is About Hitting The Rocks by hedonistic: 8:48pm On Mar 11, 2017
cococandy:
Typical scumbag
Typical obnoxious slut.
FamilyRe: My Sister's Marriage Is About Hitting The Rocks by hedonistic: 5:16pm On Mar 11, 2017
Tomjazzy2:
Not judging you, but you sound like a chronic cheat bro undecided
I don't 'cheat'.. I find that word totally inapplicable to men.

I simply revel in the splendour of life's sumptuous experiences. That's what all the hard work and relentless pursuit of money is for.... To enjoy my lifemy own way and to give a comfortable life to my family (including my wife and kids).

If I work so hard and don't use some of the money to do what gives me pleasure, then life and all the daily hustle and bustle would be meaningless.
RomanceRe: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by hedonistic: 2:54pm On Mar 11, 2017
queencalipso:
Reality or not, I careless. I can't endure a cheating spouse cause it will drive me insane plus I will no longer be my best in loving and caring for him, the marriage will be soured, the relationship will be bittered, so why stay put in it? Suffering and smiling bcz society expects me to be the only one to make my marriage work, bcz am a woman.. The marriage won't work if one person alone is making the effort to keep it.. I understand forgiving him once or twice if his remorseful but definitely not living with the habit for the rest of my life..

I will get out of the marriage, yes! For the sake of my kids Cz I know they will prefer a living mom to a dead one, a sane mom to an insane one and a happy and lively mom to a sad and depressed one.

Before I file for divorce, I will make sure I gather enough evidence that will make the court grant me custody of my kids bcz I know he's gonna bring in one of his numerous girls as wife and I will careless.

I can stand with a man through thick and thin but definitely not a cheating one.
Will you still have the same point of view if your cheating husband happens to be some young rich fella called E - Money... Or the governor of Lagos State, or a Forbes-rated billionaire like Dangote, or even the president? Or maybe cheating is only a big deal when a man is just average or struggling financially... When he becomes very successful, then wives can gleefully turn a blind eye to how large the husband's harem is?

Take a deep breath and tell yourself the uncomfortable truth.
FamilyRe: My Sister's Marriage Is About Hitting The Rocks by hedonistic: 2:40pm On Mar 11, 2017
Tomjazzy2:
As tereble as this may sound, but the earlier ladies started accepting the fact that men generally speaking, are polygamous in nature, the better for their sanity.



If you eventually find a man who is faithful- there aren't much around nowadays- you'd consider your self lucky, but if you don't, you just try as much as possible to device a means of handling him
For real. I don't understand the unrealistic standards and sense of entitlement that many young women of nowadays have afflicted themselves with. It is beyond ridiculous.

Wise older generation women knew that you simply can't expect most men to be faithful to you alone for life. It's not gonna happen. Simple.

Men don't get into marriage because they want to stick to one woman. They get into marriage because of societal norms - because it is deemed 'normal' for a man of a certain age and accomplishment to get married. Women need to get this into their block heads.

Just manage your husband well and make sure he doesn't disrespect you by cheating relentlessly to your face and making no effort to hide it. That's all a reasonable woman needs to do. You can't have him all to yourself except he is hopelessly broke and socially awkward. A normal correct guy man with a decent income cannot be tied down for life. This is a conclusive assertion. No two ways about it. If you're a woman and this sounds too bitter to swallow, then please stay off marriage and remain single for life. Don't attempt to look for what is simply not available.

Only a very foolish woman would make too much noise about a so-called cheating husband, let alone contemplate divorce. Divorce him and marry who? Who says the next man wouldn't cheat even worse? I laugh.
RomanceRe: US Returnee Storms UNIZIK To Beat Up His Lover's Boyfriend But Was Disgraced by hedonistic: 1:09pm On Mar 11, 2017
Safiaa:
You don't refer to any woman as a bittch, no matter what she has done. Respect yourself.
Yeah right.

A promiscuous, two-timing woman is a bittch, in the same way that a thief is aptly called a thief. There's no nicer way to call a spade a spade. It is what it is.
RomanceRe: US Returnee Storms UNIZIK To Beat Up His Lover's Boyfriend But Was Disgraced by hedonistic: 1:00pm On Mar 11, 2017
Mumu.

By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
- Confucius.
RomanceRe: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by hedonistic: 12:57pm On Mar 11, 2017
queencalipso:
To those ladies saying if your husband is cheating, you owe it to your marriage and kids to endure. Lolx grin am sure you've never been cheated on Cz if you have, you will understand the emotional, psychological and physical pain it brings.

There's no honour in staying with a man who does not respect your sanity, feeling and the sacred vow he swore to you. It's one thing to have cheated out of no fault of yours, it's another thing to make it a habit believing you are a man and the woman should endure bcz it's up to her alone to make the marriage work. Two can't work together unless the agree.

I make bold to say that no woman will ever be happy with a cheating spouse, bcz the bond that holds them together will be broken and problems will arise. If a woman is not bothered about her husband cheating, she has definitely found solace in something else, what that is, remains to be known.

Lastly, cheating is a choice, no one is predestined to do it, it's an action born out of ones lustful thoughts and imaginations which can be controled.
Beautiful speech, but please wake up to the real world that we live in.

Lofty ideas and ideals are one thing, and the cold, practicality of the real world is another.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Be Proud Of Your Bodycount! by hedonistic:
The average 'non-olosho' Nigerian girl aged 29 years has a body count of not less than 20 men.

The average ' quasi-olosho inclined' (i.e. open to sexual encounters as a means to an end) Nigerian girl aged 29 has a body count of not less than 100 men.

The average 'olosho by default' Nigerian girl aged 29 years has a body count of not less than 300 men.

Believe it or not my definition of a good girl by Nigerian standards is one that has been penetrated by less than 10 pricks before she clocks age 30.

Note: all the above statistics are based on the assumption that the girl is at least average in sexual attractiveness.
Car TalkRe: Top 5 TGIF Cars Spotted In Nigeria (photos) by hedonistic: 12:23pm On Mar 11, 2017
I'm interested in the Bentley Bentayga Mansory. Where in Nigeria was it spotted?

And who owns that Bugatti and the SLR... Could it be AA Oil in ABJ?
CelebritiesRe: 'Heavily Drunk’ Tonto Dikeh Pulled Gun On Ex-Husband's Guard - Ghanaian Police by hedonistic: 12:16pm On Mar 11, 2017
I've noticed that it is mostly bad girls with terrible skeletons in their cupboards that are obsessed with their husbands or boyfriends not cheating on them. Good girls are quietly hurt, but don't obsess over that.

You'll see one useless girl who has done (or is doing) all kinds of runs with dirty old men forming 'my husband must not cheat on me' and being so obsessive about it. I can't understand, really.
CelebritiesRe: Apostle Suleman Had Threesomes With Daniella Okeke, An Actress - Stephanie Otobo by hedonistic: 1:36am On Mar 11, 2017
This is bad, real BAD Michael Jackson.

He (the so-called "apostle") must be mad, real MAD Joe Jackson.

As a certified town boy, I believe the Stephanie girl 60%... Which is a whole lot of percent..
CrimeRe: 9 Facts You Should Know About Apo Six Killing by hedonistic: 9:41pm On Mar 09, 2017
Miner13:
3. The location of the victims
The victims, Ifeanyi Ozo, Chinedu Meniru, Isaac Ekene, Paulinus Ogbonna, Anthony Nwokike and Augustina Arebun were at a nightclub located at Gimbiya street, Area 11 in Abuja on the night of the incident.
They were returning from a night party in 2005 when they were killed.
Now that I know this area relatively well (though I've been in Abuja for a relatively short time), I have been wondering which of the joints in Port Harcourt/Gimbiya this thing happened... Was it Grand Mirage, 24/7, or Ibiza? Don't know if these joints were in existence in 2005, but they're the most popular on that road now, and I heard they've been there for a while.
EducationRe: Court Sentences Student Of Lead City University, Ibadan, To Death By Hanging by hedonistic: 6:00pm On Mar 09, 2017
10d0ve:
mean! Seun was a real G! Hope Essential finds peace just like you said #wastedtalent
Can you narrate what happened on the day of the incident, since you probably know the full story?
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Inspects Port-Harcourt International Airport (Photos) by hedonistic: 4:51pm On Mar 09, 2017
This guy is always looking lost and seems to have a bit of psychiatric problems.
PetsRe: Igbo Trader Names His Dog 'Muhammad' In Kaduna, Fight Ensues by hedonistic: 1:15pm On Mar 09, 2017
siraj1402:
That is how they causes unnecessary problem. Can he name the dog Jesus?
Did you read the report at all, or you lazily beheld the headline and rushed into a half-baked conclusion?

Besides, how many Christians do you know in Nigeria that bear 'Jesus' as their given names?
PetsRe: Igbo Trader Names His Dog 'Muhammad' In Kaduna, Fight Ensues by hedonistic: 1:07pm On Mar 09, 2017
Nigeria sef. For those you you who have comprehension difficulties, here is the crux of the matter.

A witness Aminu Ibrahim said trouble started when one Muhammad bought a dog and allegedly named it Ibere after an Igbo trader.
“Since the boy named the dog after the trader, the trader had warned him on several occasions to rename the dog, but the owner of the dog Muhammad refused. The Igbo trader, Ibere also bought a dog and named it Muhammad, this is when all hell was let loose
,” the witness said.
I implore fair-minded and objective commentators (admittedly scarce here) to adjudicate this matter within the bounds of reason, equity, and good conscience.
EducationRe: Court Sentences Student Of Lead City University, Ibadan, To Death By Hanging by hedonistic: 9:42am On Mar 09, 2017
kingphilip:
Just a little moment of fury is taking two people to their grave

I wonder how and why people get angry because of little things.. It takes nothing to let things slide no matter how grievous it may look

It's better to let it slide and look weak among people rather than acting in moments of anger and regret later

Nigerians it's time to let things slide when it doesn't directly injure you and leave immediately when you see things beginning to get heated

It takes less than a minute to have a forever had-I-known
Great, great words of wisdom.

It's very difficult to control one's angry impulses, especially in situations that take you unawares, but one MUST consciously work towards the lofty goal of always letting things slide and walking away when things are getting heated. It's a critically important life skill. It can save one from a million unfortunate consequences.
BusinessRe: 3 Legitimate Online Businesses A Nigerian Can Start Today by hedonistic: 10:53pm On Mar 08, 2017
Enough with these repetitive and hackneyed threads. Nothing new here. I wonder why they keep making front page almost daily, with the exact same repetitive b.s.
FamilyRe: Wife Sends Husband To Prison For Marrying A Second Wife (Photos) by hedonistic: 9:50am On Mar 07, 2017
He should have divorced the wicked old hag outright and married another wife jejely.

No need to retain her and marry another. You see the consequence.
FamilyRe: Wife Sends Husband To Prison For Marrying A Second Wife (Photos) by hedonistic: 9:47am On Mar 07, 2017
Hexzyz:
Black man with this I must get pikin mentality, it sucks.
What do you mean by "it sucks"? What is the essence of marriage if not to have kids?

Why would any reasonable man tie himself down to one nagging woman for the rest of his life if not to raise children the proper way?
PoliticsRe: Adinoyi Ojo Onukaba Dies In Car Crash by hedonistic: 2:19pm On Mar 06, 2017
Oh no ooooooo!

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