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PropertiesRe: Anambra Govt, Topwide Ventures To End Housing Problem In Awka by hedonistic: 6:43am On Dec 02, 2016
Laudable PPP venture.
CelebritiesRe: My Thoughts On Linda Ikeji Social - Joel Otaifoh by hedonistic: 5:56pm On Dec 01, 2016
What I think is that it is a narcissistic attempt at self glorification - and ultimately self-immortalisation. Must it be eponymous?

Any other name than "Linda Ikeji Social' would have been more appropriate. Facebook is Facebook because it's not called Mark Zuckerbook!
Car TalkRe: Bulletproof Land Cruiser On Fire On Lokoja Road (Video) by hedonistic: 9:57pm On Nov 30, 2016
A brand new BULLET PROOF Land Cruiser cannot be N16m. Even a regular, non-bullet proof brand new Land Cruiser is about that price or slightly more.
CrimeRe: Mob Beats Rapist To Stupor In Ikorodu (graphic Photos) by hedonistic: 9:38pm On Nov 30, 2016
The beating would be useless unless he was castrated. He should never ever be able to get an erecti.on for the rest of his life... otherwise, the mob action would be an unfortunate waste of time.
RomanceRe: When A Lady Is Too Hot To Stay Faithful To One Man. by hedonistic: 9:32pm On Nov 30, 2016
Joy1706:
Are you mad? Maybe you should stop hanging out with secondary school girls.
You're clearly the mad one. Stupid hoe expecting to have her cake and eat it too.

I don't blame you. I blame the foolish wimps who give you wings.
RomanceRe: When A Lady Is Too Hot To Stay Faithful To One Man. by hedonistic: 8:14pm On Nov 30, 2016
Berlynn:
so u mean only guys are fit to ?? Aiit then We also need to refer such guys as hoes huh
What's wrong with this thing? You think you're in Norway or Finland? When last did you pay for drinks and chops when you hung out with a guy you just met or a guy you're dating? Why purport to change the social order, social norms, and social expectations without making concessions?

Deluded, self-important hoes everywhere on the Internet. In real life, they know their place, and assume the position accordingly.
RomanceRe: When A Lady Is Too Hot To Stay Faithful To One Man. by hedonistic: 8:08pm On Nov 30, 2016
mhiztaNexy:
ur cute af!
Don't be a fawning wimp. Doormats like you make many women amplify their nothingness!
NYSCRe: Female Soldier Who Is Rocking Lagos NYSC Camp. Photos by hedonistic: 6:30pm On Nov 30, 2016
carmag:
hmm.... this one na better food for the Oga's...turn by turn
It's as simple as that. This one got her job that way and shall certainly keep her job that way. Nothing to be impressed about.

Next!
RomanceRe: "Runaway Bride Found In A Lagos Hotel With Her Ex Boyfriend On Her Wedding Day" by hedonistic: 6:08pm On Nov 30, 2016
1stCitizen:
Social media is bringing out the creativity in many liars in Nigeria
I tell you. It's ridiculous how easily people swallow these unverifiable and far-fetched tales.
RomanceRe: "Runaway Bride Found In A Lagos Hotel With Her Ex Boyfriend On Her Wedding Day" by hedonistic: 5:53pm On Nov 30, 2016
All these fake, stupid twitter tales by moonlight.
CrimeRe: Face Of A Guy Who Stole Gione M5 Phone In A Bank In Yenagoa, Bayelsa State by hedonistic:
Many people seem to have thievery ingrained into their DNA... They only require the slightest opportunity to unmask the big thieves in themselves. What a shame.
PoliticsRe: I Approved DSS Raids & Arrest Of Judges - AGF, Malami Abubakar Says by hedonistic: 10:40am On Nov 30, 2016
Some people fail to learn from history.

You're feeling like a demi god now that you're in power. Soon you would relinquish the position and only then would you realise how the cookie crumbles.
PoliticsRe: Photo Of Fidel Castro And MKO Abiola by hedonistic: 9:43am On Nov 30, 2016
When life was sweet. MKO really had a blast... Lived a rich and colourful life indeed.
PhonesRe: Why NCC Directed Big Telcos To Increase Data Tariffs – official by hedonistic: 9:25am On Nov 30, 2016
The reason is reportedly in order to allow small operators and new entrants to acquire market share and operate profitably.
Imagine! So the pecuniary interest of the so-called small operators now supercede the interest of millions of ordinary Nigerians who are already overburdened and strained by the ongoing recession? Of what value is it to the generality of Nigeria's Internet-using population whether some "small operators" acquire greater marker share or operate profitably or not? How many Nigerians are employed by these so-called small operators and what is their economic or labour market significance vis-a-vis the assailed disposable income of millions of struggling Nigerians?
Is the primary purpose of government to ensure the security and welfare of the people OR to protect the economic interests of some business organisations?

Sometimes I cry for Nigeria. This is what you get when you employ retarded and grossly incompetent bastards into national institutions and leave out qualified individuals in the name of nepotism.
BusinessRe: Withdraw Your Website Funds (any Amount)@390 And Above. by hedonistic: 3:32pm On Nov 29, 2016
You never serious. When you ready, you go drop details here.
PoliticsRe: Ofili-Ajumogobia, Obla Granted Bail On Self Recognition by hedonistic: 10:11am On Nov 29, 2016
[b]Ofili-Ajumogobia was further slammed with another 26-count charge of unlawful enrichment, taking property by a public officer; corruption by a public officer, forgery and giving false information to an official of the EFCC. But she also denied the charges.

According to the EFCC, Obla, on May 21, 2015, intentionally transferred N5 million to Ofili-Ajumogobia via his Obla and Co’s United Bank of Africa (UBA) account with number: 1015319084 in order to prevent her from acting in her official duties.

The anti-graft agency alleges that Ofili-Ajumogobia, while serving as a Justice of the Federal High Court, on June 5, 2012, unlawfully received N18 million through her Access Bank Plc account, which she could not give a reasonable account of.

The EFCC said that between 2012 and 2015 Ajumogobia also received a total of 788,000 dollars from various sources into her Diamond Bank Account with number: 0032091183. She also allegedly received N51.1 million into the Diamond Bank account from various sources, which did not reflect her source of income as a judge.[/b]
These are very watery charges that expose the EFCC as an extremely lazy and incompetent investigative body.


It seems that the EFCC's model of investigation and prosecution always depends entirely on self indictment and confession/admission of guilt by the accused. This is ridiculous. You can't keep asking stupid questions pertaining to "explain what this money you received was meant for". "Explain how and why you got this money". I reserve the right not to explain anything to you... My lawyers would explain to the court if necessary. Your duty as the EFCC is to to do the hard work of investigating and establishing that the payments were indeed meant for criminal purposes. In this case, the EFCC should be able to find evidence that the payments were received in order to pervert the course of justice. You can't just assume so or believe so by inference for the mere reason that the woman received payments from various sources. Remember that guilt must always be proven beyond reasonable doubt in the eyes of the law. Prima facie evidence is never enough to prove anything beyond reasonable doubt!

We still have a long way to go in this country before institutions such as the EFCC are ready to do their work in the right way.
BusinessRe: 6 Services That Is Making Me Over $300 Weekly On Fiverr With 20minute Work by hedonistic: 9:59pm On Nov 28, 2016
How come my gigs are not shown in Fiverr search results? Even after my gig has been published and is live, when I try to search for it using the exact title, I'm unable to find it. Am I missing something?
BusinessRe: What Is The Maximum Deposit And Balance For A Savings Account? by hedonistic: 1:18pm On Nov 28, 2016
Ordinary N10m? So all the dubious people we see everyday who drive cars that cost far more than N10m, how do they go about their transactions?

A savings account can take even N1b... The law only requires the banks to routinely lodge reports with the relevant authorities for every lodgement into an individual's account that exceeds N5m.. I'm sure banks make millions such routine reports everyday. How many can the EFCC or NDLEA and the others process? The reports only come in handy when there is an existing or future investigation of your participation in certain illegal activities.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Hangs Out With Chelsea Players After Their Victory Over Tottenham by hedonistic: 11:17pm On Nov 26, 2016
Impressive.
PoliticsRe: Like Economy, Internal Security Slips Out Of Buhari’s Hands Too - THISDAY by hedonistic: 8:36am On Nov 25, 2016
Is there any more doubt that Nigerians made the biggest mistake of their lives by allowing this slowpoke to take over power?
CelebritiesRe: Seun Egbegbe Granted Bail, Case Adjourned Till February 8, 2017 by hedonistic: 4:56pm On Nov 24, 2016
Tarnished for life.

The social opprobrium wouldn't have been anywhere near this bad if he was caught doing 'Yahoo Yahoo' or drug dealing... Those activities are like, well, 'normal' hustles in the estimation of much of the urban populations in our society... Even the biggest musicians glorify such and publicly identify with the practitioners.

BUT, there's something about thievery/robbery that is totally disgraceful and unacceptable. His public image is beyond redemption.
RomanceRe: ederityyyyy by hedonistic:
To the OP and other guys in a similar situation (including those of us who think we are doing 'normal'; we can't say we have arrived! ), here is one of the most powerful articles I've read this year, in fact, one of the most powerful articles I've ever read! I first read it in May this year and since then, it's my go-to when I am detailing because of too much hedonism....

"All you have is thought and action. Nothing more."

Chase Money, Not Women

Men spend the entirety of their short lives planning and scheming on ways to bag both. I am most definitely guilty myself. Being the humanitarian that I am, I want to share with you a secret — or shortcut, if you will — you need to stop chasing women. Stick to chasing money solely. Chase money and you'll never be short of beautiful women to indulge in. If you bank it, they will come.

As the great lyriscist Nas once said: “You lose money chasing women, but you never lose women chasing money.” The man knew exactly what he was talking about; it is impossible for you to chase both at the same time and have it turn out exactly how you want it.

All the smart men who came before us knows, as Tony Montana in “Scarface” explains, first you get the money, then you get the power and then you get the women. It’s about having your focus on the right thing, your success, which will ultimately culminate in money and women — beautiful women — because that 19-year-old Bulgarian model on your yacht isn’t really in it for your personality.

The saying “kill two birds with one stone” could not ring truer. The sad truth is that most of us are extraordinarily materialistic. Of course, not everyone, but you don't need to sleep with every woman in the world, 75% of them will have to suffice.

Chasing women, in all honesty, is never the answer — to anything. The days when men would court women are far gone and forgotten. The only options available these days are to either go on the prowl from bar to bar, club to club, or to become a successful version of you that will resonate as a mating call bringing all the high heeled, round-tushed gazelles bounding towards your direction.

Logic is man's best friend — it will help you avoid doing a bunch of dumb shit. All that you have is thought and action. Nothing more. Life being as short and sweet as it is, it is your job as a person — a person with high aspirations I hope — to minimize the time and energy you waste. Doing so will allow you to free up time to focus on things that are most important to you which is of course building your legacy and making the money.

Why waste time doing stuff when you can be efficient and complete multiple tasks with one action? You want a massage and an orgasm? Go get a happy-ending rub and tug. You want to grab a bite to eat, have a drink and look at some naked women? Go to an upscale strip club. You want to Bleep beautiful woman and live like a goddamn rock star? Become rich and successful. Simple.

Chasing women not only will leave you holding your dick in your hand, it will also leave you looking like a fool. Keep in mind that the dating game is one big mind-Bleep. I'm not referring to the lies that some men tell women just to get into their sweet spot; I'm talking about the fact that every time that you meet a women you are basically putting on an act, a show not only in front of her but in front of everyone else you know as well.

No man (or woman) is ever completely himself when he first meets someone to whom he is attracted. Whether it's human nature or the effects that society has had on our thinking is irrelevant, the truth remains that no person allows himself to be completely transparent to anyone new. It's a defense mechanism that we all use because we are scared of rejection.

That being said — I will also tell you this: women don't want to be chased. They want to play games; they want to be mind-bleeped. All the women reading this are probably shaking their heads in opposition. Stop it; you look like bobble head dolls.

Women may not understand the workings of their own minds, but I'm cocky enough to say that I do. As soon as you start chasing a woman, she will lose interest in you — instantly as well as the money you want to make. Being chased is boring.

Women want to feel needed, wanted, but they also need to be entertained. Women need to come to the conclusion themselves that they will need to put in a bit of effort in order to have the pleasure of sucking

your dick. If you just approach them with your fly open, she'll just point, laugh and walk away.

So stop chasing. Let them come to you instead. No woman — I repeat — no woman can find a successful, wealthy man unattractive. Being successful is universally attractive. Being wealthy is universally attractive. Focus on yourself, work diligently, hustle like the player you are, make that dough and I promise you that you'll have to beat them off with a stick.

Or, if you're smart like me, you either schedule them across empty pockets in your planner or invite them all over to your penthouse for a tickle-fest, pillow-fight orgy. If you're worried that your apartment isn't large enough then don't forget that you are now a millionaire and won't be living in the hole in the wall that you currently call home. Work on you and you'll have more women working on you than you know what to do with. Happy pimping.

Lastly, life comes down to prioritizing. The people that become successful are the ones that know how to weed out any distraction that they have in their lives. Women are a distraction to men, sex is distraction to men and they have the power to derail our progress.

Friends of mine who are extremely successful now have told me when they started their businesses, they gave up sex for a year. Sure you can laugh at them, but trust me they’re laughing at you now from 35,000 feet in the air getting cocaine snorted of their dicks.

http://elitedaily.com/money/entrepreneurship/chase-women-chase-money/
RomanceRe: ederityyyyy by hedonistic: 4:25pm On Nov 24, 2016
achinaboy:
you are 26, and i am 40, just take this from me, 99.9 percent of women will do the same as that girl, i mean everything u explain about your situation and hers, the remaining one percent, is out there,but like a jackpot,,sooo, what you need now is money money money,, am not saying that she don't love you anymore, maybe she does love u still,but it requires age and life experience for a lady to treat you better in this kind of situation,goodluk
Good one. Very true.
CelebritiesRe: AY And Iyanya At P-square House Warming And Birthday Party [PICS] by hedonistic: 10:15am On Nov 23, 2016
Where exactly is this new PSquare house locatedhuh
FamilyRe: How Does One Cope With A Short Tempered Wife? by hedonistic: 10:22pm On Nov 22, 2016
That's for you mumu men that married a woman with a short temper.
Deal with it in your normal mumu way. No advice needed. None would suffice.
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Makes Reference To A Post On Nairaland About His Song "Oliver Twist" by hedonistic: 8:50pm On Nov 22, 2016
Lol..
Ragollz, Lagerwhenindoubt... Part of the old school great ones.
That was a great era.
CelebritiesRe: Why Is Peter Okoye Sitting Like A Woman In This Photo With Dangote? by hedonistic:
No wonder I get banned with ridiculous regularity in this forum. The mods and the "owner" (duh) Seun are clearly bumpkins. In what way is the posture depicted in the picture here typical of women? Is crossing one's legs a characteristic that is exclusive to - or even typical of - women?

Why is this nonsensical topic given prominence on the front page?

BusinessRe: CBN Retains Benchmark Interest Rates Despite Recession by hedonistic:
The problem is that Emefiele is forced to be a "Dundee' in order to retain his job. He has to take specific orders from cattle farmers in Daura with regard to monetary policy. Then again, he has zero integrity and he is a massive coward - otherwise he should have resigned and relocated abroad (to avoid witch hunting).

Nigeria's woes are just beginning. Zimbabwe and even Somalia are 'learners'. Many would still eat from dustbins. As long as the majority who are fools can't revolt against the bastards from Daura that are in power.

Anyone that still blames Jonathan or PDP for our ridiculously miserable situation now is a big fool. Our problems are Buhari policy-inflicted, NOT Jonathan inflicted.
PoliticsRe: From The Poorest To The Richest. Every US President And Their Net Worth by hedonistic: 7:03pm On Nov 21, 2016
I don't understand these net worth estimates, especially for the deceased presidents mentioned in the article. Are the estimates nominal figures or have they been adjusted for inflation to reflect present-day dollar values?
Music/RadioRe: Who Is The Most Underrated Artiste In The Nigerian Music Industry? by hedonistic: 8:36pm On Nov 20, 2016
Has to be either Orezi or Runtown.
CelebritiesRe: Aliko Dangote Visits P'square In Their New Home (Photos) by hedonistic: 2:02pm On Nov 20, 2016

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