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What your husband needs is to Bleep a few girls outside the marriage. Consuming too much (of one and only one) same pusssy juice makes a man mad.

Advise him to consider an extramarital affair with a younger and more sexy girl than you. That would be the solution to your problem.

I go totori totori totori you.

Leopantro:
Just think of the possibilities : can turn this into
1. Home based hotspot
2. A NAS server
3. An Internet connected security camera
4. A automatic wifi controlled socket and voltage regulator
5. An offline business oriented chat room with Piratebox.
6. Please have MHL capabilities can mirror my screen to my TV.
7. With GPS, can use it as a car Tracker.

All for N2200.

I need further explanation for points 2,4,5 and 6.... So that I can optimise my android smartphone experience. Thanks.

Why can I buy it in Abuja? I will like to try it and give my testimony.

shalomm:
The question is, should we fold our hands and watch these old men throw us into perpetual obscurity? We must arise. To liberate this country from this political capitalism, no sacrifice is great, not even my own life.

I concur, like Timaya and Don Jazzy.

Very interesting read.

The bottom line is that Muslims can not be 'accommodated' or won over by any conciliatory show of tolerance and acceptance. They have to be avoided or stamped out (where they are already rooted) in any peace loving country in the civilised world. That is the only pragmatic panacea to the unbearable phenomenon of Islamist terrorism that is ravaging the world today.

Rubbish. Fake estimates. You can't estimate the networth of celebrities in Nigeria. The system is not reliable or structured enough.

Laughable jamboree. Not one major blogger is identifiable in that gathering. Linda Ikeji is not there, Stella Dimoko Korkus is not there, Laila's Blog is not there, Ladun Diali is not there. Even Sean of Nairaland (though technically not a blogger) is not there? Who then are the "bloggers" in question?

rusher14:
And it doesn't appear to be corruption.

This one would confuse Jonathan.

Lol. This is classic wit, and brilliant humour. Even Oscar Wilde would be impressed.

So the police idiots were chasing after a suspected yahoo boy? Is that their job? Is that our main problem as a society? And yet armed robbers who are the real threat to peace and security would operate undisturbed for HOURS and these idiots called policemen would not show up. What sort of country is this tori olorun?

His problem is actually easy to solve... Though I don't know whether his 'holy holy' fakeness would allow him seek wise counsel and implement the pieces of advice offered.

So it is this smallish looking hungry fools that have been terrorising the school community? Just because they wielded guns? Well, God knows.

GENTLETEE:
In all fairness the fault is not from UBA but from your client who I perceive to be fraudulent. Why is your client incommunicado if he doesn't know what he is up to? Get your client physically and your problem is solved!

I don't think his so-called client is the real owner of the FCMB account. He must be a hacker who obtained the account details from a phishing scam email or other means. He probably played smart by cashing out through bitcoins by transferring the money into the OP's account. If this is the case then the money is gone, as he will be untraceable. That's bitcoins for you.

If this is the new trend, then I pity sellers of e-money like bitcoins and perfect money.

That's why I don't believe in this court marriage nonsense. A glorified, unofficial live-in 'Baby Mama' arrangement makes more sense.

Who has time to be attending court proceedings and facing unnecessary wahala when she starts misbehaving and needs to be thrown out. Next thing she would say she wants a hefty share of his wealth. What a joke.

I don't understand you oh. Terry G has not fallen in any way. He is still right up there.

You can only run run run, run run run, pass Terry G when you run mad.

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Nigerian men are now more gullible than oyinbo men, and are arguably the most foolish in the world in terms of matters pertaining to women, lust, love, and sex. It's unbelievable.

Na so such scammers full Badoo and other similar social media sites, using female identities - and even having the audacity to give phone numbers (and mimic female voices during phone conversations) to their mugus.

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However, since I installed it on my PC, it has refused to load. It is always stuck at 59% loading whenever I start the application. Who else has this problem and what can I do about it?

And you collected the money abi? You didn't reveal this nonsense at the time he gave you the money - until you quarrelled with him ba?

Make thunder fire that your dog-meat polluted mouth. It seems every APC member swears to an oath of hypocrisy before joining the party.

Anuofia.

beginers:
I said, formerly, it is not correct. Is her case not a former one?

You can't even differentiate between 'former' and 'formal', and yet you're here debating a point of grammar! Nigerians are incredible.

sukkot:
nigga just admit your fault and move on. lol. dont let your ego get in the way

I don't waste my time arguing with nitwits. I gave you a simple assignment. Get busy with it... Or get lost.

Kirigidi:
My bro, she needs to polish up her written English because first impression matters alot as a job seeker trying to win the attention of employers. She also made mistake by writing "Nigerian's help", instead of "Nigerians help". However, I salute her courage and determination which will likely take her far in success in life. No doubt, it is only the strong hearted individuals that can attempt what she has just done. I wish her great success in life.

Some people don't understand the whole point of my initial post. The point is, the labour market is saturated, and things are getting incredibly competitive. It's ridiculous to rely on sympathy to gain advantage. Let's face it, if it comes down to merit (as it should), no serious employer would consider this lady for a decent white collar position.

She needs to work on herself. Regardless of other competencies or skills that she might possess, the ability to communicate effectively and fluently in one's primary language of education is the most basic defining characteristic of an educated person - a graduate for that matter.

sukkot:
nigga, you wrong. it is >>> I AM A GRADUATE.

In the needless bid to find a fault where none exists, you end up embarrassing yourself. This also applies to all those who liked your post.

Ever heard of the word 'contraction'? Do you know what it means in grammar? Do you know what formal and informal/colloquial language usage means? Do you know what context means?

Google "I'm definition" to clear your doubts.

I'm a graduate, not AM a graduate. Isn't it shameful how most 'graduates' in Nigeria do not know the difference between I'm and am?

By the way, I need a job, not "I need job". Madam graduate, it's a fiercely competitive labour market out there. At this rate you might stand a better chance of getting 'job' by putting your School Cert forward and downplaying your 'graduate' status.

MosakuAW:
You have the right to your oppinion.

Just as you have the right to your misconception.

mentorken05:
Bad news for Ethopia Airline and Akanu Ibiam international airport....
Most people don't know that he is the reason why Ethopia Airline is still in Enugu Airpot..
No one patronizes them more than he does cost of his businesses and investments in East and central Africa

But this is not his first jet. He had another jet before now which he bought when the former presidential jet was auctioned, so I am not sure he could have been flying commercial airlines like Ethiopia Airline.

frodobee:
Just remembered one evening I ran into him at then Nicon Hilton. "Ozoigbondu, I shouted". He paused in his white Rolls Royce, then the bundle followed. The security men rushed, but they were late, the bundle already safe in my care.
He is the greatest philanthropist I know personally(I don't know Bill Gate personally).

Are you serious? Lol. The man is too much. I heard he gives away money like Robin Hood.

MosakuAW:
That is where you got it wrong!

1. You dont know my age. Do you think everybody on nairaland is your age-mate.

2. What happen to the Triax airline he owned before can happen to his new private jet.

3. Only God can tell 2moro. Was he as rich as MKO before he died. You sound like a kid of the 80's/90's generation.

Don't get it twisted, Arthur Eze of today is richer than MKO ever was.

Is it available in Nigeria yet?