₦airaland Forum

Any Nigerian man that begs for sex is a stuuuuupid man. If he earns ordinary N100k a month and over, and yet begs for sex, then he is even a bigger fool. Whether married or single. These are the sort of fools who give these girls wings in spite of their nothingness.

Do you know how many FAR better options (finer face, bigger Yansh/boobs, curvier body, better packaging, etc) are out there in the streets, willing and ready for immediate submission?

Nigerian guys need to stop fucking up.

I be the di-di-da-di-di.... Don Gorgon. I like this boy Burna Boy. Unique flavour.. Thumbs up to him. Nothing better than having plenty money to spend recklessly in your youth.

But Buhari would have done even more. Afterall, he declared publicly that Abacha was never corrupt.

These cowards need to be put in their place. I am seriously worried that the recurring menace of military brutality to unarmed and defenceless civilians has not been placed at the front burner of public discourse so that the government would consider it a policy priority. It is now sixteen long years since Nigeria has been in an uninterrupted democracy, and we cannot continue to overlook this rubbish as a 'normal thing'. It is unacceptable and unjustifiable. Blogs, newspapers, and other influential media must bring it to the notice of the authorities that indiscipline and unprofessional conduct on the part of uniformed personnel (whose only claim to superiority and strength is that they are legally authorised to carry TAXPAYER FUNDED arms) can no longer be condoned.

Kreamie:
Got one for sale..how clean? 95%clean tho I don't I've the pack...I only have the charger and it's it's factory charger not some randomy bought charger...Lemme know sir

How much LAST, and whats your location? Is the S-Pen included?

Haven't been able to find a new one. Who has a very clean "London used" one for sale? I prefer black colour, with full accessories, location is Abuja.

"Educated professional man" indeed. As if being a so-called "professional" makes one more enigmatic and worthy of more effort than other men. Interesting thread, but very ridiculous topic.

Davidoff2000:
Abuja is a pretty staid sorta town, so you wont be catching much fun, trust me- except you generate it yourself theres little to see and do, so the first thin you must do is- get some sort of formal reason to step out every morning, so you can mix and meet people. It is quasi work, but it ensures you have a destination every day.

Learn a new skill or acquire some kind of knowledge- try make up school or interior décor classes. It keeps ypu bsuy in the morning and you get to meet people. If you are not computer literate, enrol in a month computer class. It will be fun stepping out every morning and coming back late.

Abuja trade fair is on at the momemt at Old parade ground in Garki- stop by there. Visit the arts n crafts village next to Silverbird, the visit silverbird itself. The lifestyle malls are alal Abuja has got so try NEXT in Kado, Ceddi in Central Area, shoprite in Gudu and Exlusive in Wuse 2.
Jabi lake can also be fun if you have someone around you. Then try Millenium park. Goto Wuse market an walk around and seep in the bustle n hustle- even if you are not buying anythng you’d see some bargains, plus you could just run into an old classmate.

Get a laptop and a modem and vist the major hotels. A drink or a bite and you are browsing for hours while also observing people- Transcorp’s Piano bar is good, Nicon Luxury’s terrace bar(I forget the name now) Sheraton lobby are good places. Nanet bar is also not bad.
Try the poolside of Vanecia on weekend and Rockview Classic and Royale. You can just sit on the upper bar, cappuccino in hand, watching people laze aaround in water.

Get a racquet and learn a sport- try Tennis at City park. There is a coach there so if you go on any evening, he will fit you and begin training you. In a month, you are knocking balls around. Or you go to National stadium every morning and jog or play tennis or squash or handball.
First Saturday of every month, go to designers mrket place- it is more a rendezvous for young people, so multitudes always turn out there- that’s in two weeks time at City park in Wuse 2.

In the evening, the gardens are numerous- try Maitama park in Maitama, the garden opposite EAT.Com in maitama as well, try Dreams in Wuse 2, City park in wuse 2 as well. Theres Calypso opposite AP plaza(I think down konoko str) in Wuse 2, theres Papa and Mummy’s garden in Wuse Zone 1 then a phletoraa of gardens along Abidjan str in wuse zone 3, try them, for fish, nkowobi, isi ewu and the likes. Then theres Eden in Jabi with their stand up acts.

Try the modelling shows in the galleria, the soirees in private clubs, the pemieres at most of the theatres etc etc.
As per the clubs and lounges, if you are a night person- try Play in Wuse 2- along the same road you have Kubana. They are both okay. Theres carribean in between- it’s a stop ovver. Theres caramellos in Utako, theres Aqau at Sheraton- theyv changed names now. Then try SOFA, its always full, so is Zakudia or Club storm or former basement beside ITF building or Transcorp.

Theres Bamboo in Maitama- nice aalfresco setting as well as Tucanos as well. In Garki therses Ibiza in area 11 and Armani Lounge in tswanya centre. And if you want to party any week day and don’t mind doing it in the midst of floosies, then try Krystal opposite Etisalat office in Wuse 2. There are other watering holes like Baytown in Gudu, Blinkers in Asokoro, Vegas in Gwarinpa (opposite Mr Biggs), Lake view opposite Jabi lake and I think 53 in Lugbe or so.

My dear, you have to create your own fun o.

Very very helpful.

TheFilmmaker:
You are really hedonistic in nature.

Yes I am, but I still need an answer to my question.

How much is the Samsung Galaxy Note 3 sold now (Brand New), as I guess the price must have reduced significantly by now? Also, where can I get it in Abuja?

MRBrownJ:
anyone who believes this man should have left his stuff is obviously deluded...... these gifts were part of the "unwritten contract" that said that they will cherish one another and be faithful to one another until they decide to part company. the minute she cheated was therefore an "unwritten annulment" of that said contract and therefore Mister man had all the right to take back everything he provided for that said contract. the goodies MUST be returned because she was only RENTING them with sex and faithfulness, the minute she does not provide BOTH, is the minute she does not have any legal right over these goodies any longer.

how dare a lady gets taken care of, and STILL disrespect the man who provides her with all her goodies?! ungrateful broke aaass criminals! i hope that toto was used and abused well well while she enjoyed the luxury that this man provided to her.

Endorsed.

Nigga eats 7 times a day? Lol. That's really funny.

This particular runs girl's picture has been recycled too many times on Badoo, blogs, and everywhere.

OduaVanguard:
Are you normal? ? What does your alleged "in-fighting" in APC have to do with this news article? ? Do you have any shred of evidence that anyone in the APC sponsored this article against Femi's speakership ambitions? Borrow a brain if the one you got isn't working abeg.

Hypocrite. Face the main issue here, which is the dubious and shady character of Gbajabiamila, AKA Gbaja - a discredited fellow being positioned for speakership by the APC. Stop beating about the bush. If this was a PDP member now, rats like you would foul the whole atmosphere with your malodorous effusions.

Stupid, poorly written letter. I lost interest as soon as she began to 'advise' Dangote to invest in the Nigeria league. You don't 'advice' a man how to spend money that you did not help him make. I don't care whatever point you coke up with. It's his money, and you have no right to tell him how to spend it.

Russia is not eldorado ; there is significant poverty and all that, but Abramovich and the other guy who owns majority stakes in Arsenal are heavy investors in the English Premier League Russians don't bore us with foolish talk about why Abramovich and Co should have invested in the Russian league instead.

omenka:
Jonathan is one hell of a cheap mediocre. Who puts up pictures of himself in a train?? Does the coach belong to him??

Epic cluelesness!!!

One would have thought that you cheap hirelings, that your assignment ended with Buhari's so-called 'victory'. Unfortunately, you are still obsessed with GEJ, even after he foolishly paved the way for your god Buhari and your dustbin party APC to mount the saddle

Why not focus on setting the agenda for Buhari, now that your only prayer in life has been answered with his 'victory'? Would you continue running your mouth about GEJ even long after Buhari is sworn in, and his incompetence is made evident to all and sundry?

I know you zombies are programmed to attack and condemn. However, For once, try to fucus on your masters in the APC. Leave GEJ alone for once. He is a fool, I certainly think so - for foolishly relinquishing power to Buhari - so that nincompoops like you can gloat. However, he is a decent man, I admit that even though I detest his meekness and weakness. Let him be, and focus on your Buhari for once, now that he is about to take over.

Grateful woman .

JayJustus:
me just here waiting for the arguments to unfold... you care for some orijin and chin chin??

Sure, but only if you are in Abuja, then I can claim it.

This leads us to the classic pro-life vs pro-choice philosophical debate.

What Nigerians expect from Buhari is very simple and basic. In the corporate world, it's called 'deliverables'. If Buhari can not deliver the following deliverables within four years, then I will personally call for him to be stoned to death or eliminated by any other means (if nature does not take its course on the infirm old man before then).

1. At least 20 hours of guaranteed daily power supply in ALL areas of ALL major cities across Nigeria. . . NOT including the rural areas.

2. Cheaper price of petrol than the current N84 per litre, and also a lasting reduction/stability in diesel price. . . and lasting availability of the product across all major cities at a uniform price.

3.Absolute security across Nigeria - with no insurgency anywhere in the North or South, and very minimal kidnapping, armed robbery and violent crime.

I WILL NOT GO BEYOND THE MODEST AFORE-MENTIONED THREE DELIVERABLES.

I am willing to give the deluded Abokki a very massive benefit of the doubt, hence the very low expectation and minimalist deliverables in comparison to the useless hype and change mantra. However, I challenge the APC-supporting noise makers on Nairaland to bookmark this post. Hopefully, God would keep us all alive until 2019.

IF BUHARI CANNOT DELIVER THE AFOREMENTIONED DELIVERABLES, NO EXCUSES WHATSOEVER SHALL BE ENTERTAINED!

bogolobango:
I dnt really know abt this brand buh ill advice u get a fridge in surport

So in essence, a stabilizer of this capacity can blow my water dispenser or TV if used alone with them without a fridge or AC plugged in?

kingslly:
I dont knw if its mere coincidence or what it really is because i've had several encounters with Guys and Gurls frm Mbaise and i noticed something bout most of them, they all are not Loyal and dont value friendship at all unless they knw they can benefit from you and they all have this "the end justifies the means" mentality. It seems they have a lot of people lyk dat over there but dat doesnt mean they dont have some good people too.

Same experience here. Loyalty is zero; but 100% very cunning - always trying to outsmart and take advantage as much as possible. In other words, their 'over sense', even in small things, is just too much. The sheer number of them with these traits that one has encountered over the years makes it very difficult to avoid stereotyping them.

bogolobango:
Whats the brand of ur stabilizer some of them are fakes

The brand is TEC. Thermocool.

Not really surprised by the dramatic volte-face. This guy is as AGIP as they come. Anywhere belle face kind of hustler, since the Second Republic.

Orishirishi and ingredients.

I just got a 5000VA TEC digital voltage stabilizer which I hope to use for all my appliances including 1HP AC, Water Dispenser, TV, Fan, etc. But someone just told me that I'll have to put on the AC all the time, otherwise, the stabilizer could burn the other appliances because the capacity is too much for things like water dispenser and TV...that I should get a smaller stabilizer of like 500 to 1000 watts for such appliances. Is this true? I thought it's the same 220/230 volts output regardless of the capacity of the stabilizer?

Call it whatever you like, but God knows I can't tolerate a woman who thinks financial or career success makes her "all that" in my reckoning. All I need is a womanly woman, judged purely by her womanliness, if you know what that means. Extra naira and kobo in your account means nothing to me, especially not when you're going to shove that in my face by being pompous or full of shiit. Take that shiiit to a gigolo who is interested in your money. Not me.

donnypool:
dumb ass why not look at the Baltimore riot and tell me the cause of the riot. ignorant tout

Bloody fool, I asked you to mention the GAD DAMN LAW you talked about. Like a typical Nigerian/African barbarian, you resort to insults.

donnyFOOL:
How about American law that will get an African American or Native Indians or mexicans killed for less crime?

MENTION THE LAW OR DIE IN SHAME, YOU BAAASTARD.

donnypool:
How about American law that will get an African American or Native Indians or mexicans killed for less crime?

Mention the law, you oaf. Or forever keep quiet and rot in your ignorance.

Any fool who justifies, excuses, rationalises, or even condones this sort of thing (as many commenters did on the front page) does not deserve to be regarded as a civilised human being, regardless of - or in spite of his or her level of useless education. It is ridiculous how animalistic most Nigerians and Africans are.

OK, a man crosses the road instead of using a pedestrian bridge, so what? WHAT DOES THE LAW STIPULATE? We are not a lawless country of barbarians. What exactly does the law say about not using a pedestrian bridge? What punishment does the law prescribe? That is ALL that matters. Does the law empower any random security operative to humiliate or dehumanize anyone who refuses to use a pedestrian bridge? It's really as simple as that. All this stuupid talk about why it "serves him right" for "refusing to do the right thing" is nonsensical. The law has to take its course at all times. No sane society gives law enforcement officers the liberty to punish supposed offenders anyhow they deem fit. That only happens in useless third world societies like Nigeria.

The sort of comments on the front page reinforce my annoyance about Jonathan's foolish concession. He conceded to Buharists' blackmail and threats even though he had the power to crush the baaastards and win re-election and NOTHING would have happened, except for a few deaths up-north. Now, because he had to grace to concede, fools here have mouth to talk rubbish.

They are wasting too much time with this phone sotay one would lose interest. When the hell will it be available in stores, Konga and the rest for one to buy? That is all I need to know. All this flash sale and presale rubbish is annoying .