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AutosRe: Reg 03 Toyota Corolla (2 Doors). N1m by Hedonistically: 2:44am On Jul 23, 2016
tempex88:
U want to sell a right hand drive conversion for 1m. Oga take am easy na
I tire. See the dead car sef. In this change era wey Abuja used Toyota Muscle '07 full ground for N1m to N1.3, Honda EOD for N700m - N800k, only a mad fool would buy this thing for N1m.

Some people sef.
PoliticsRe: Tompolo Writes Last Letter To Buhari, Laments Harassment, Intimidation Of Family by Hedonistically:
lonelydora:
Just watch how Tompolo will deal with Emami Ayiri after now. Ayiri must go down. Let's bet?
I pity that pompous fool called Ayiri. He would be wacked, mafia style. It's only a matter of time. Just wait and see.

He started an unnecessary war. Instead of enjoying his own share of the oil bounty quietly, he chose to make enemies with his superiors and poke fingers in the eyes of the spirits. Reminds me of the proverbial overfed fool who challenged his chi to a wrestling contest.
PoliticsRe: Tompolo Writes Last Letter To Buhari, Laments Harassment, Intimidation Of Family by Hedonistically: 1:01am On Jul 23, 2016
BabaAduras:
Some people are either completely stupid or are not living in a world of reality. What two elephants? A retired Army General, who presently the Nigerian President and Commander in Chief of Nigeria Armed Forces vs a common criminal who is in hiding to avoid been locked up for conniving with thieves we entrusted with our commonwealth to steal us blind.

Which two elephants? Tell me, maybe I am missing something. I do not want to believe any Nigerian can stoop so low to make your kind of comparison.

Image the ordacity and insult on Nigeria and Nigerians for a common criminal to threaten our President by saying that will be his last letter, and one Nigerian can say "two elephant". You need to get your head examined, I stand corrected, I think something has gone bad inside there.
See this one big mouth. Yada Yada Yada.

Why hasn't your so-called retired general, with all the instrumentality of power and state authority at his disposal, been able to locate and arrest Tompolo after several months of declaring him wanted? When it is obvious that he is still holed up within the territorial borders of this same country? Why hasn't your stupid retired general been able to stop the activities of the Niger Delta Avengers (obviously controlled by Tompolo) which has wreaked havoc on the Nigerian economy and single handedly dented government revenues?

Let your foolish dullard of a retired general achieve these two things first. That would be a more eloquent proof that Tompolo is not an "elephant". Not this empty noise you are making online.
RomanceRe: "I Saw A Lady Cat-walking Unclad At Opebi Road Last Night" - Man Claims (photo) by Hedonistically: 8:58pm On Jul 22, 2016
I can't see anything. Where is the uncensored picture?
PoliticsRe: Why Court Granted Agbele N50m Bail; Fined EFCC N5m by Hedonistically:
Stelvin101:
I won't argue with you about knowing law or not but one thing I do know is the Judiciary system is now an office where looters run to get immunity from the law.
Mr man you don't have any point. A "looter" can only be validly so referred to after a competent court has declared him or her guilty. It is not the useless and idiotic EFCC (and their media collaborators) that should dictate to us who is a looter and who isn't.

The right thing to do as is the case in civilised societies is to conduct a thorough investigation of a suspected individual and accumulate iron-clad evidence before arresting them and immediately charging them to court. This EFCC's primitive style of arresting people and detaining them indefinitely under the pretext of ongoing investigation or so-called "grilling" is disgusting.

All over the world, law enforcement agencies only preempt the courts and detain suspects when such individuals are violent criminals, terrorists, or pose imminent threats to the lives and security of the general public. You don't just arrest and detain people without evidence over mere allegations of money laundering and fraud. Charge them to court within 48 hours and let the courts determine their guilt.

This whole thing is just too annoying. A conglomeration of incompetent bastards is what best defines the EFCC.
PoliticsRe: Dambazau Owns Real Estate In The US, Billions In Abuja - Sahara Reporters by Hedonistically:
AntiWailer:
I am tired.

I just hope the foundation laid by Buhari would be sustained. The truth is there are too many criminals in Nigeria and stopping it because it is one sided is not justifiable.

Any 'Untouchables' in any Govt should be queried and made to face justice by any other administration.
Typical primitive black man reasoning. Everything must be done in a haphazard and arbitrary manner. Little wonder the continent of Africa continues to grope in the dark and languish in utter backwardness.

A system of Rule of Law that is founded on selective justice or that recognises "untouchables" can NEVER work anywhere in the world. People must have the confidence that they are indeed all equal before the law, otherwise, a state of lawlessness and impunity will prevail. There are no two ways about it.

Meanwhile, it's ridiculously funny that you wondered how the " foundation" laid by Buhari would be "sustained". What useless foundation are you talking about? Hounding the opposition and arresting only PDP members and officials of the previous administration while shielding his own people. Is that the kind of foundation that deserves to be sustained?

This man called Buhari would become an instant hero if he entrenches a more desirable foundation of supremacy of the Rule of Law and equality before the law. Arrest Dambazzau and Buratai and let them appear in court in handcuffs the same way Metuh did. If any of Buhari's closest allies is found culpable boot them out and prosecute then publicly. That is the foundation that would make sense and earn the right to be sustained. Not the current rubbish which is what has always been the case with preceding administrations.
PoliticsRe: Dambazau Owns Real Estate In The US, Billions In Abuja - Sahara Reporters by Hedonistically: 10:46am On Jul 22, 2016
Davesope:
Its either yahoo boys as scammed the looter danbarawoo cos this house isnt worth 2million dollar or probably he stole the money and quickly disburse it thinking he made untraceable auto stupid brain
Una suppose dey use brain sometimes. How much is a bungalow in Ikoyi or even Lekki Phase 1? In fact, how much is a bare plot of land in Ikoyi sef? So you don't know that a bare plot of land in old Ikoyi may cost more than a mansion in Iyana Ipaja? Who doesn't know that location is the main thing that affects real estate prices?
PoliticsRe: Fani-kayode: I Got N800m – Only 10 Per Cent Of My Demand – From PDP by Hedonistically: 7:15pm On Jul 21, 2016
feedthenation:
₦800m for 3months work and this is only 10%?

Could FFK give a detailed analysis of what constitutes the work he did to be paid such an amount?

If his hands are clean he won't be dragged into EFCC custody now or previously in 2008.
So you don't know that his work (and by extension the N800m in question) involved huge expenses on media advertisements and promotional campaigns? You think all the advertisements on TV, radio, social media, and print media were hosted free of charge?
BusinessRe: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Hedonistically: 11:19am On Jul 20, 2016
Sard:
Thanks, boss.
I'm into writing, rewriting and proofreading. I use a US profile, so it has been a good journey so far but it could be very challenging sometimes.
I want to be earning above $1k every month consistently too.
What kind of stuff do you write, where do you advertise/find clients, and how do you receive payments using your US profile? Hope I'm not asking too much, lol. I'll reply in kind if you ask too.
BusinessRe: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Hedonistically: 7:29am On Jul 20, 2016
Venzal:
£700? I think you should have in ested that into some very consistent income stream considering the inconsistencies associated with your current writing/research jobs.

And yes, I know alot about the people who have heard about Fiverr but never took it serious - I used to be one.

Anyways to your question, I've to admit that I've never made a withdrawal with my payoneer account. It's more licrative to engage the services of TRUSTED exchangers. While your card will currently give you 280/1$, exchangers can give you between 300 - 330 right now.

If you've got more questions bro, ask them. And wven if I don't answer them, I'm sure there will be experienced people here who'll.

Blessings
Thanks for the response bro. I prefer to have multiple online income streams - especially ones that can fetch residual income. I might invest in one or two consistent ones if they deliver residual income; perhaps you can give me some ideas. One such idea I am considering is Amazon Kindle Publishing...

Anyways, I'm sure the Payoneer exchange rate would be much better now with the new CBN policy.

I asked about the most common reason for bans on Fiverr. Any clues?
BusinessRe: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Hedonistically: 6:01am On Jul 20, 2016
Venzal:
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If you're someone who's in need of a serious income source and have heard of Fiverr but never considered it worth your time, I want to plead with you to reconsider.
I certainly fall within this category. Since I occasionally earn relatively large amounts per task - sometimes up to £700 - from my writing/research services, I scoffed at the idea of earning a miserable $5 max, which I thought was the idea behind Fiverr.

However, I am on the lookout for a more consistent and diversified online income stream (my current writing/research base can be very inconsistent), which is why I consider this new insight you provided to be quite interesting.

I have a few questions, but let's start with means of receiving payment as well as the rather distressing prospect of arbitrary (permanent) bans you mentioned. Do you use only Payoneer to receive payment, and what are the common reasons for bans?
BusinessRe: Is My Payoneer Mastercard Different From The Rest? by Hedonistically: 5:43am On Jul 20, 2016
I'm trying to get my own card for the first time and I have two quick questions for Payoneer users in the house:

1). Does Payoneer accept our Voter's Card (PVC) as identification during registration for the service?

2) At what rate does the Dollar exchange for the Naira when withdrawing from a local ATM and what is the flat charge per withdrawal?
BusinessRe: Why You Should Stop Sports Betting & Gambling by Hedonistically: 12:23am On Jul 20, 2016
omanifrank:
my sure 2 odds always win every day
Tell me about this sure two odds.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Meets With Oyegun Over 2019 Presidential Ambition by Hedonistically: 2:05pm On Jul 19, 2016
Northerners have become wiser and many of them would vote Atiku instead of Buhari. Again, the entire South South and South East would perpetually prefer a liberal, tolerant and open minded Atiku to the bigoted and parochial Buhari. The conclusion is that if it comes down to it, Atiku is a far better option than Buhari in every way.
CelebritiesRe: Phyno Steps Out With Zoro Swagbag (Photos) by Hedonistically: 4:14am On Jul 12, 2016
eddyjibs:
seems he is addicted to d streets. my babe dey work near hin house. he is never around. na hin brothers nd aunties dey enjoy his crib
Which area he dey stay?
CrimeRe: Schoolgirls Recruited Into Prostitution In Calabar (photo) by Hedonistically: 6:22am On Jul 10, 2016
madridguy:
I wish we can have a special law for animals like " chairlady " where government will hire 20 men with 15 inches joystick and permit them to rape the useless thing to death.
I am available for this kind of job, and can resume immediately.
RomanceRe: Oluchi's Huge Boobs Cause Commotion On Instagram (photos) by Hedonistically: 10:09pm On Jul 09, 2016
papawemba:
Check her instagram page. I can give you her number if you want. They operate this circle of beautiful high class runs girls massive azz and boobz. But you must be bouyant enough because one of their demands is an accommodation in a hotel that is not below 4-star and settlement fee of nothing less than 80k.
I want her number abeg. Where's her main base, Lagos or Abj?

She is by far the most advertised Naija runs girl on the Internet, and she is just a bombshell in every way.... Pretty face, cute dimples, and perfect huge tits. The real deal. Walahi.
CelebritiesRe: The Multimillion Dollars House Of Richest Black Woman In The World, Folorunsho A by Hedonistically: 9:41pm On Jul 09, 2016
tdayof:
Okay bro, but can you post a source as Google still brings out their net worth from 2015 and Oprah's net worth as at 2015 is almost twice of alakija.
Angola's Isabel Dos Santos (worth $3.2b) is even the richest African woman, according to Forbes, not Alakija.

www.forbes.com/profile/isabel-dos-santos/
CelebritiesRe: The Multimillion Dollars House Of Richest Black Woman In The World, Folorunsho A by Hedonistically: 8:57pm On Jul 09, 2016
Boring:
Mrs Folorunsho Alakija cant waste 700 million dollars on a house in nigeria thats impossible
She DOES NOT even have $700m in cash! That's impossible. No "billionaire" in Nigeria has that much in liquid cash.

The Ikoyi house might be worth between N700m - N2b at best - the usual range for the ostentatious and unduly expensive houses these billionaires build.
PoliticsRe: UK Arraigns Subsidy Fraudster, Wagbatsoma For Money Laundering by Hedonistically: 11:26am On Jul 05, 2016
TijaniAbu:
Walter Wagbatsoma is not the only Nigerian charged in this case. 2 other well connected Nigerians have been charged, Mr Oluwatoyin Allison and Mr Oghogho Ehanire. One suspect, a Nigerian, Bayo Lawrence Awonorin is still on the run, declared wanted by Metropolitan Police.

The indicted Oghogho Ehanire is related to Buhari's Minister of State Osagie Ehanire, Daisy Ehanire Danjuma, Theophilus Danjuma, Edugie Ehanire Abebe. All relatives of Stella Obasanjo's late wife of former president Olusegun Obasanjo, and all are former public servants in their own capacities.

Mumu-hari's anti-corruption is a scam, these Ehanire's specialise in health ministry fraud around the world even in UK but Backward Buhari appointed another one Osagie Ehanire as minister of state for health.

https://www.cps.gov.uk/news/latest_news/fifteen_suspects_charged_with_gbp12m_fraud_and_money_laundering_against_public_and_private_bodies/
Apparently, Walter was not directly involved in the scam. He was unfortunately and unwittingly caught in a web of money laundering. Ehen, I for say, cos I know he is far richer than that and does not need any cheap scam to maintain his lifestyle.

However, checks by THEWILL reveal that
Wagbatsoma may have unknowingly purchased “dirty” foreign exchange from an anonymous source through an intermediary in Dubai without proper due diligence on the source of the funds before it was wired into his company’s offshore trading account.

“Unknown to him, the FOREX was part of the NHS trusts fund being investigated in the UK which was later traced to his account as the investigation continued,” one source with knowledge of the investigations said.
www.thewillnigeria.com/news/how-buying-forex-from-anonymous-source-landed-oil-trader-wagbatsoma-in-money-laundering-trial/
PoliticsRe: UK Arraigns Subsidy Fraudster, Wagbatsoma For Money Laundering by Hedonistically: 10:18am On Jul 05, 2016
Chai. This super big boy, na so him own take finish? This guy lived the life... Private jet flossing, Bullet Proof G-Wagon convoy movement, spending strictly in hundred dollar bills, making it rain on all the finest bitches from Lagos to Port Harcourt to Abuja to South Africa. Owning mansions in Lagos, Abuja, and Beverly Hills....

After everything na so e end. Sobering.
CelebritiesRe: Kcee Shows Off His New Car (photo) by Hedonistically: 6:03pm On Jul 04, 2016
Garish taste in clothes and in cars. I don't know how he does it, but this guy is just the perfect example of money miss road. Everything about him is effortlessly tasteless and tacky.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Is 1st African Artist 2Occupy 2Spots On Top UK 40 Hot Hiphop/Rap Charts by Hedonistically: 6:00pm On Jul 04, 2016
This is not a big deal. It is a MASSIVE deal.

Thumbs up to Wizkid. Thanks to the Drake feature, he is most likely gonna be the first contemporary Afro-pop Naija artiste that would win a Grammy.
CelebritiesRe: Top Five Worst Music Collabos between Nigerian and International Acts by Hedonistically: 5:58pm On Jul 04, 2016
Probably the first 'list' on Nairaland that I agree with.

On the flip side, I think the best Naija artiste - Yankee artiste collaboration ever is between PSquare featuring Rick Ross - Beautiful Onyiye and PSquare featuring Akon - Chop My Money. But in terms of impact and international exposure, I think Wizkid featuring Drake (Ojuelegba remix) is the most successful - considering how far it has taken Wizkid subsequently.
PoliticsRe: Fayose: Police Get 102 Petitions by Hedonistically: 3:50pm On Jul 03, 2016
OLADD:
Absolute power corrupts absolutely. I don't really blame Buhari/APC for this reckless abuse of authority but Jonathan who allowed himself and his party to be stampeded out of office. If Jonathan had damned all the consequences, the likes of Buhari, Tinubu, Amaechi, Kwankwasso, Fayemi, Fashola and other pretenders should be inmates at Kuje prison. Despite the endless ridicule of Jonathan and his immediate family by APC leaders including sitting governors, he did not attempt to turn Nigeria into one-party state. Tens of Ekiti indigenes were allegedly murdered by Fayemi's political thugs, yet the man is walking freely as a Minister of the Federal Republic. Loads of petitions were written against him for fleecing Ekiti treasury but he's today a freeman. Why is Fayose earmarked for destruction by Buhari and his devilish govt? Why are they using power as if there's no tomorrow? A dog that's destined to go astray would refuse to heed the call of its owner.
It's actually aggravating and provocative to me, the way Buhari is systematically silencing the opposition. And by opposition, I mean the vocal PDP opposition. He first of all took out Metuh over flimsy charges of receiving money from Dasuki. He thereafter took out Fani-Kayode. Now he is focusing on the toughest of them all, Fayose - in spite of his immunity as a governor. This is flanked by the relentless media 'corruption' taint against the PDP by the ceaseless EFCC arrest and gleeful persecution of PDP faithfuls and officials who served under the outgone Jonathan administration.

Buhari is using a ruthless and ultra amplified draconian formula.

The endgame is to turn Nigeria into a one party state. Unfortunately, he will succeed unless Nigerians rise against this nonsense NOW.

This makes me regret Jonathan's naivety more and more everyday. Jonathan would have easily and ruthlessly ended the APC's dream from Day 1...prevented the useless party's formation and removed the bastard called Jega early enough. I can't forgive Jonathan for allowing himself be stampeded out of office in spite of all the power at his disposal. He didn't need to throw money around or appease foolish Yoruba or Northern leaders... Jonathan would have easily won that election and NOTHING would have happened.
BusinessRe: Tony Elumelu, Rewards His Security Man Who Returned $10,000 He Found by Hedonistically: 6:30pm On Jul 02, 2016
I hope his children don't call him mumu one day.
PoliticsRe: Abia Crisis: Ogah Goes Underground As He Plots Swearing-in by Hedonistically: 5:25pm On Jul 02, 2016
Apelex:
This is just his own opinion .....constitutionaly He has the right to appeal his judgment..... The Constitution is greater than any Law...........and its says..Any it allows you to appeal your judgment.. Period...
And is this view you expressed here not your own opinion? What makes you think that your opinion - coming from an unknown and unrecognised entity like you - should be taken more seriously than the opinion of an authority like Olisa Agbakoba (SAN) whose specialisation is constitutional law for that matter?? You people can be very funny.
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Idris & Ayiri Emami In Warri Communities To Promote Peace(Pics) by Hedonistically: 11:35am On Jul 02, 2016
emperorchedda:
Nigeria is so damned that the IG of police now makes friend with a popular oil bunker he should be arresting embarassed

Become a successful assassin in Nigeria and watch Army generals salute and call you 'sir'
Nigeria is a big joke to be honest, and it has nothing to do with the character in power. Shebi the Daura cattle rearer in Aso Rock is purportedly obsessed with fighting corruption. Is this not the worst form of corruption when senior government and security officials in 'Saint Buhari's' administration are openly glorifying criminal characters like Ayiri Emami? So because he is now in the APC, his sins are washed away and he is now a member of the higher order of angels?
PoliticsRe: Army Sacks Musa Mustapha Bature Who Had Sex With Colleague’s Wife by Hedonistically: 9:39am On Jul 02, 2016
frenchwine:
My friend, would you allow a female doctor or nurse to touch you? And if they should, would you mandate a male chaperone to be present?
Don't tell me rubbish Mr man. Unprincipled quacks everywhere looking for who to exploit. I have said my own and I stand by it, so gerrrout.
PoliticsRe: Army Sacks Musa Mustapha Bature Who Had Sex With Colleague’s Wife by Hedonistically: 9:28am On Jul 02, 2016
I remember mentioning in a previous thread that I wouldn't allow male doctors perform any intimate medical procedure on my wife, and some animals were spitting thrash in my direction.

I know this sort of nonsense is more common than we are willing to admit. God forbids. Female doctors and experienced nurses can do this work, or at least they MUST ALWAYS be present during the procedure, otherwise....
CareerRe: How Do I Handle Work Place Sexual Harassment. HELP! by Hedonistically: 8:32am On Jul 02, 2016
Since you mentioned that he owns the company, the choice before you is unfortunately very simple: either give in to his demands, or resign from the job. Those are the only options you have. Don't waste time looking for any yeye evidence or trying to form detective.

Meanwhile, without meaning to sound like an insensitive jerk, I'm super sure that you wouldn't be here telling us about this if you really consider the job a must have - if it comes with a fat salary (N200k+ a month) and other juicy benefits. If that was the case, you (and 95% of girls in your position) would happily do 'what you have to do' quietly and there would be nothing for us idle Nairalanders to advise you about.

As I have seen in this perverted world, morality or 'principle' is a useful excuse only when an offer is not good enough. Make an offer a person can't refuse, and she will quickly flush morality and principles down the toilet. No be today.
CrimeRe: NAIJABET.COM held up my winnings . How Can I Report Them? (RESOLVED) . by Hedonistically: 4:20am On Jul 02, 2016
I can suggest a way to claim your money from them. But first tell us the technique or strategy you used to win that much consistently within a short period.

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