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For some reason, this picture made me smile. So many heavyweights tucked into a small space.

So it is the responsibility of this dirty abokki cattle rearer to tell owners of the oil how to use the proceeds of their own oil wealth?

Why not focus on how to spend revenue derived from your cow dung and suya distribution? Idiot.

BUHARI is a byword for despair, grief, sorrow, gloom, and doom. This harbinger of evil called Buhari has destroyed the lives of millions of hitherto comfortable Nigerians within one year of being the president. Such a pity.

AuroraB:
My grandma uses it a lot

How come we have the same grandma and I don't know you? Wonders never end. Ma'abasi.

Lol. I know about this. Too well. "Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days - Benjamin Franklin.

I particularly hate how such people always put on a fake 'charisma' in your domain. In a compound/street where you deliberately want to keep a low profile and maintain a private existence, but where some busybody neighbours would prefer to see you as too snobbish or pompous or quiet, the foolish squatter would go around trying to seem over nice and over funny and over 'charismatic' to everyone - trying to create a stupidly unnecessary contrast. I had that experience once and as soon as I noticed that, I ejected the idiot immediately. Why didn't he subsequently squat with any of the neighbours he was forming Mr social with?

It's easy to form fake charisma and sociableness where you have an agenda with nothing to lose. But not at my expense.

For current or future squatters, one way to prolong your stay and reduce your nuisance value with your host is to 'mirror' him or her as much as possible. To put it simply, you have to behave like Romans when you are in Rome. Don't try to be the fake star of the neighbourhood when you see that your host prefers to be low-key. Mirror his or her lifestyle and ways of doing things around the place so that your unwelcome stay might just be longer than otherwise.

soberkid:
22) He uses "hi" to start a conversation with his fellow guy

23) He is always reluctant to get naked in front of guys

24) His room is "always" well arranged with everything in the right place.

25) He gets all touchy touchy' with his fellow guys, consciously and unconsciously

26) He watches 'telemundo' and is addicted to soap operas

27) He never talks about his adventures with 'women' even with his closest guys.......

28) Listens to weird music

29) "Excessively' well groomed

30) Does pedicure and manicure a bit too regularly ................

Why should a normal straight guy feel happy to be naked in front of other guys? So that they would admire each other's dicks or what? Isn't that supposed to be gayish behaviour?

I feel guilty about the fact that I enjoyed reading this. I would like to have a private discussion with you and 'Ada'.

Let me see you go back..... Let me see you go forth....
Aaliyah was the ishh. Death no get respect at all.

shoggie:
Can you support the bolded with adequate statistics?

Well, 'quality' and 'standard' are subjective ascriptions, so they can hardly be measured statistically... I only offered my subjective opinion.

Part of what I do on the side involves working directly with random students of random universities in the UK and USA, and more importantly, engaging with the course modules and coursework assigned to students in both countries. Therefore, my opinion is based strictly on my personal experience as someone who has had the opportunity to make assessments of the comparative academic rigour/standard that I've encountered.

I'm excluding the Ivy League schools in the US and Oxbridge schools in the UK (because I've not done any work with students in those schools so far) and basing my opinion on the 'regular' universities in both countries.

Wasting MAGAS' money is always fun for Oloshos.

But wait oh. After buying and wasting a 'casket' of champagne in the club, and incurring a bill of, let's say N1m for a few hours of madness, how do these guy men feel in the morning when eye don clear? The thing dey always wonder me. Abi na poverty dey worry me?

It depends on your motive for going to the UK. If all you want is highest quality education, then, then there's no better destination than the UK. Quality and standard of education there is top tier; better than the USA in my view.

However, if you consider your student visa a black market ticket to permanent residency and a fulfilling white collar career in the UK, then you might want to have a long, deep rethink. You're probably going to end up disappointed and stranded.

lovethchioma:
Op you better come and re-edit your post and add Masturbation. This post can't be complete without including Masturbation.

l know those Vaseline crews will never agree. But whether they do or not it doesn't change the fact that it's unhealthy and affects the male fertility.
OK na, I just checked up now and saw people asking the difference between masturbation and sex and that doctors have said if controlled well is actually healthy. Issorai Just kwantinu.
You know people always have explanations to justify even the most foolish thing you can think of, even when their heart knows the right thing to do.

You females masturbate as much as - if not more than men. If you're not using your fingers, you are using candle, banana, plantain, cucumber, coke bottle, beer bottle or your entire fist depending on how condemned that region is. Does this affect female fertility too?

donsteady:
I disagree with use of marijuana. Fela, 2face, Jagaban and the rest wouldn't have had kids

No mind them. Them even mention alcohol.. When na drinkards dey knack pass and dey born pass. Men wey dey consume Jackie and Henney every night.

His wife doesn't seem to be impressed. That's for sure.

leksmedia:
Hi I have been on upwork for over 3 years and for me I started it just for fun , but even when I don't apply now , I get free invites , its amazing , back to your question ,about relating with the employer please don't develop this oga mentality please I have worked with senior professionals from over 20 different countries , UK, USA, Israel , China , Kenya , South Africa just to mention a few. Act to them normally , do their job on time and always send the report of your activities even if they don't ask for it .
About getting your funds , there are several ways , you can do direct bank transfer, they charge you $30 for that and in less than 3 days you get your fund. u can also apply for a payorneer card, (though I won't advise you keep money in it , its not too safe , prone to hacking mine has been hacked and that of a friend ) I only use this when I need small cash cos it's instant payment , and u they u $5 for the transaction and u subsequently get charge $5 for every transaction you make even if u just check your account balance. Hope this answers your questions and please some of us are trying hard to create a good impression about Nigeria online don't disappoint or spoil the name of this country , always do your job on time and with excellent quality . I have a 5 star review on over 30 jobs you know what that means right ??

More grease to your elbow.

Meanwhile, how do you mean that you can withdraw funds from Upwork directly to your Nigerian bank account? Do you mean your local Nigerian bank account or a domiciliary account?

sobmos:
Look at it from another angle... It's a welcome development, legalizing the so called "foundation fee" is an act devised by the Lagos state government to curb the incessant troubles by the land grabbers (omo onile)... Once you pay your foundation fee that's the end of the story, if after paying your foundation fee and you're still troubled by the omo oniles, that makes it illegal,and you can sue them in court.... If you live in ikorodu you'll understand what I'm saying, the omo oniles are the general overlords in ikorodu, after paying for a piece of land , the omo onile can collect it back and there's nothing you can do about it. People should look at this new law from a different angle, you'll find that it's the lasting solution to this so called omo onile brouhaha.

Nigerians can be pathetic at times. In spite of one's so-called education, he can still reason like a primitive caveman.

I can't believe that anyone in his right senses would identity "a welcome development" in such an uncivilised, exploitative, and idiotic law.

The omo onile extortion racket is an illegality and a blatant crime. Extortion is a crime all over the world. It is the government's duty to stop illegality and arrest criminals. You cannot legalise a crime as a way to stop it under whatever guise. Don't be ridiculous. Na this kind of warped thinking dey make me tire for black people. Condemned to be backward and uncivilised forever.

MadCow1:
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This Lambo is not even up to 10million Naira sef.

Fhucking Bloggers and their sensational headlines..

Unless it's a replica/fake. If it is the real deal, then it is worth that much.

Don't get it twisted.

https://www.classicdriver.com/en/cars/lamborghini/countach?make=169&model=1461

Is Shekau the name of a particular individual or a general title borne by any fool designated as 'leader' of Boko Haram at any point in time?

The Nigerian military is the most clueless in the world. How many times have we been officially "informed" about Shekau's "death" by this same shameless military? Now it's more fashionable to claim that he was "fatally injured" (sic). Is that a fancy way of making another false claim of this death, or just an expression of complete buffoonery by the military authorities?

davide470:
Well, Tiger Brands left Dangote Flour after years of recording losses. Within a year of their exit, Dangote brought back Dangflour to a profitability status.

Sun is leaving Federal Palace Hotel citing unrealised loss of foreign exchange bla bla.. Though it is not a public quoted firm, I can bet you after their exit, Federal Palace Hotel would bounce back.

So you see why foreign investors are skeptical?

Na by ourself we dey kill ourself!..

Don't be so myopic and shallow. Did you see where it was stated that the EFCC detained 5 employees of the company and confiscated their passports for several months even without any concrete charges or evidence of guilt? Does that make any sense to you? What signal do you think such primitive action and arbitrary lawlessness would send to current and potential foreign investors?

If your mental faculties permit, what do you reckon this shabby state of affairs portends for our already comatose economy in the future - in terms of the big picture? THINK.

So now that a Yoruba man is vice president, how come you're struggling to buy one cup of rice to feed yourself and your family? Has anything in your life improved as a result of the Yorubaness of that short man who is currently the vice president?

Assemblage of dullards...

The chief dullard and his mouthpieces whose singular responsibility is to transmit their master's stupidity.

nwanna89:
Words of Garba Shehu. Nawa o. Such impunity!

His response on behalf of the presidency reeks of unbridled arrogance. It is ridiculous... Nigerians should brace up. With this cold-blooded sadist called Buhari in the driver's seat, we're in for a long, bumpy ride.

shuggah:
please Oloo u guys should help him, I saw this guy trekking towards Berger Abuja this morning from kubwa, I went to lugbe ND on coming back to Berger with cab, I saw him typing this.
ur madness can only be divided by one ND ur sense is leaking like pre-cum.

If you could read, and if you had a functioning brain, you would have dissected my post and made a sensible attempt to refute or contradict my assertions. Instead, you shamelessly advertised your stupidity - like your fellow dullards in military khaki always do.

You're a bloody illiterate. Enrol for adult education classes now before senility eats up the little that is left of your minuscule brain.

Which one is Yoruba pastor? Is Yoruba the name of a country?

Useful information to start the new week.

God forbids, but I know that many men would do worse than this.

Women sef. It takes the heart of Satan to sleep with your guy's own friend. Even if dem take cheating swear for you, you must avoid his friends, neighbours, relatives, colleagues, and anyone else that knows him personally at all cost. That's the worst form of betrayal, disrespect and humiliation. I'll probably kill in such a situation, God forbid.

The tone of OP's post suggests pent up 'beef' with the boy and his family... What does his father's lifestyle or personal family issues have to do with this? How is it your business or anyone else's if his father is a "nominal Christian" (imagine the konkonbility) who sleeps and wakes up in a club? How does it help the old oyinbo woman's case that the suspected scammer's step-mother is a troublesome woman?

You must be very careful, you basket mouth small girl. Them go just do you strong thing and na 'eeyah' people go only talk.

keycash:
Hmmmm do u have in anyone in a military? If u do won't waste ur time write all this..... those who know don't speak and those who don't know come with basked mouth....

Get lost. Basket brain.

LEAFLET:
I see... For ur mind, You even copy my 100 level name for school dey answer. Clowning now is free

Lol. I meant that the experience (with your dad and family) you described earlier is exactly the same as mine.

Caseless:
I couldn't care less.

But you care enough to comment on this topic.... Out of the numerous topics on Nairaland. What happened to simply ignoring this thread? Does that not suggest that you have a very big problem, Mr? This is Caseless Senseless!

This porn stuff terribly affects productivity. Thank God for your life.