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PoliticsRe: Buhari Relaunches War Against Indiscipline Brigade by Hedonistically: 12:06am On Aug 09, 2016
Kenai:
Well, well, well.
A country is under recession but its president is more interested in 'fighting indiscipline' using a uniformed semi-literate brigade.
I guess the only people actually dumber than this expired fecal matter, Buhari, are the dunces who voted him in the first place.

In all this, I'm really impressed with my people, the Igbo.
They REALLY saw through this ancient dunderhead.
On TWO occasions, he contested for the presidency using an Igbo as his vice, but they really SAW through his charade and rejected him TOTALLY!

We remember the manipulative criminals who staged the OccupyNigeria scam protests over Subsidy Removal, even attacking the South East for not partaking in that iddiocy parade. Today, same people justify the removal by Buhari.

We remember the people who never failed to constantly update us on foreign exchange rates and Jonathan's 'failure' because the naira was 216 to a Dollar. Today, the naira is 400 to a Dollar under Buhari, and they are dead silent.

We remember the people who spat fire and brimstone over Stella Oduah's Masters Degree. Today, the same people defend Buhari's lack of an O-Level Certificate.

We remember the people who allowed themselves to be used by political charlatans all in the name of BringBackOurGirls, even attacking the South East for not joining in. Today the founder of the BBOG trend has now been compensated with a juicy position at NPA, the Chibok School Principal has been penciled down for a commissioner post, the girls have still not been found... And they're now cool with it.

People were warned about this man's lack of education, lack of an economic plan, and hatred of democracy; but they cheered him on and even insulted the Igbo for their "miscalculation" of totally rejecting the caveman.

Ultimately, history will judge us all tomorrow for the roles we played today... And dare I say, history will be very kind to the Igbo. smiley
May God bless you abundantly and add to your reservoir of knowledge and wisdom.

Spot on.
PhonesRe: Googleplay Store Issues by Hedonistically: 8:09am On Aug 08, 2016
I've been experiencing this same annoying problem for over two months now. Haven't been able to download new apps or update existing ones. I have force-stopped the Google play app, cleared cache and data, and tried everything else advised, still no solution. Very annoying indeed.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari In The U.S With A Hermes Bag Worth N40 Million - The Signal by Hedonistically: 10:38pm On Aug 07, 2016
EmmaEzeali:
Even if she carries a bag worth 1 billion naira. I Emmanuel Ezeali of Enugu will support her and our Baba Buhari till death and hunger do me apart from this world.
Because you're probably an Osu of the lowest grade. Slave mentality till death.

Anuohia.
TravelRe: Accident Along Abaji-Lokoja Highway, 16 People Burnt To Death (Graphic Pix) by Hedonistically: 9:12pm On Aug 07, 2016
So I considered those who are dead and gone more fortunate than those who are still alive....
--- Ecclesiastes 4:2.
SportsRe: Bet9ja Increases Maximum Win Payout From 20million To 40million by Hedonistically: 1:18pm On Aug 07, 2016
How much is bet9ja's maximum win payout for online users? I heard Nairabet's own is a mere N1m. Answers please.
PoliticsRe: Cynthia Whyte: Jonathan Denies Sponsoring Niger Delta Avengers by Hedonistically: 8:32am On Aug 07, 2016
We believe you sir.
CelebritiesRe: Popular Nollywood Actress Gets Luxurious Car Gift From Boyfriend [PICS] by Hedonistically: 8:00am On Aug 07, 2016
Kobicove:
What value exactly did she bring to the 'table' to make a guy splurge on such a car for her? undecided
The word 'value' for most Nigerian girls is embedded in the mere biological fact of their femaleness. Their existence as females with two (more or less) breasts and a gaping hole down below represents value in itself and by itself.

Consequently, they have a ridiculous sense of entitlement which, unfortunately, some foolish men help them reinforce.
PhonesRe: Saddest Day Of My Life by Hedonistically: 9:19pm On Aug 06, 2016
Buhari's evil "change" has induced mass insanity and hallucinations across the land. When reality is unbearable, famished subjects of the wicked King turn to their imagination for solace.
LiteratureRe: When Tears Brings Yes ( A Short Story) by Hedonistically: 8:42am On Aug 06, 2016
Nairasurplus:
See your life again.
The tears you are refering to is the verb form - TEARS which can mean wounds, cuts and not liquid/secretion coming out of the eyes.
It does not have singular or plural

Again be guided
If the moderators know their jobs - and in the interest of young people following this thread - you should be banned for your spirited efforts to misinform and miseducate gullible Nairalanders. The standard of education in Nigeria is bad enough.

I would not deign to continue this silly debate with you.
CrimeRe: WHEN YAHOO YAHOO IS A VIABLE OPTION (Pls Read and Comment) by Hedonistically: 8:29am On Aug 06, 2016
illuminated93:
When you look @ our politicians defrauding us,then you start imagining what difference exists between them and this yahoo guys. But then, 2 wrongs don't make a right...
Forget the politicians who we all know are incorrigible kleptomaniacs. Look at the everyday so-called 'gainfully employed' workers and business owners who live beyond what their salaries/emoluments and lawful income allow for. If they are not inflating invoices, they are manipulating the account books, engaging in underhand procurement frauds, doctoring their organisation' s payroll, short-changing customers, embezzling funds through deft manoeuvres, and engaging in all kinds of schemes with the grand intent of illicitly enriching themselves. Yet these hypocrites would be quick to denigrate Yahoo Boys and purport to be exemplars of legitimate success and 'hard work'. It is provocative.

A lot is wrong with this country, and I insist that this makes it ridiculous to focus too much on moral arguments. Like I mentioned earlier, trade-offs must be made, and we must look at opportunity costs and decide which alternatives can be forgone in the interest of the greater majority and for the peace and orderliness of the society.
LiteratureRe: When Tears Brings Yes ( A Short Story) by Hedonistically: 8:07am On Aug 06, 2016
Nairasurplus:
See your life,
The singular and plural form is tears
Just like, Trousers, News, Scissors etc. They don't have plural form.
Please, be guided.
Don't bask in your stubborn ignorance, young lady. Did you bother to consult your dictionary for guidance before embarking on this ill-fated attempt to 'educate' me?

The singular form of tears (as a noun) is tear. Tears is only the third person singular when the word TEAR is used as a verb. I know you're probably confused.... I can't accept responsibility for that.

You should shed a tear or two for your monumental ignorance, if you have even an iota of shame.
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CrimeRe: WHEN YAHOO YAHOO IS A VIABLE OPTION (Pls Read and Comment) by Hedonistically: 7:49am On Aug 06, 2016
It has been a "viable option" for a long time - for the last 10 to 12 years or thereabouts.

It is easy for moralists and hypocrites to parrot the stale and uninspiring sermon of steadfastness and the need to avoid crime because it supposedly does not pay. But whenever I consider the indisputable opportunity cost of Yahoo Yahoo (such as armed robbery, exponential cultism, widespread violent criminality, and other infinitely damaging expressions of frustration among the teeming unemployed and hopeless youth population), I whisper subdued appreciation for small mercies.

Nigeria would have probably been the most vioent crime infested country in the world, and the rate of armed robbery, kidnapping and gang activity we are witnessing today would have been child's play if not for this much maligned Yahoo Yahoo 'industry'.

This is not a moral debate about right and wrong; after all, let's not deceive ourselves, most people working in the private and public sectors in Nigeria are closet thieves and crooks who perpetrate all manners of illicit schemes and deals in their workplaces/businesses to amplify their income.

In the end, every society makes trade-offs, negotiates between greater and lesser evils, and ultimately reaches difficult compromises in the public interest.
LiteratureRe: When Tears Brings Yes ( A Short Story) by Hedonistically: 7:08am On Aug 06, 2016
Bad grammar shouldn't be advertised on the front page, mods.


The topic should read "when tears bring yes".
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PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Jonathan Leaves Nigeria For Zambia by Hedonistically: 5:45am On Aug 06, 2016
You never appreciate what you have until you lose it. Story of our lives.

We allowed this avuncular, compassionate and highly democratic leader with a heart full of compassion and a team full of purpose to be stampeded out of power. Now, with benefit of hindsight, we can all see the colossal foolishness of our indiscretion.

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when the wicked man rules, the people suffer - Proverbs 29:2.
BusinessRe: CBN Blocks Money Transfers Into The Country From Most Operators by Hedonistically: 9:53pm On Aug 05, 2016
Obiwannn:
Rhemito only works from uk?
I'm not sure though, but their head office is in the UK. Perhaps they process remittances from other countries. You'd have to confirm from their website.
SportsRe: Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha Buys BMW For Players (photos) by Hedonistically: 4:54pm On Aug 05, 2016
There is abundance and wealth in this world. One can only pray, work, and hope to tap from it - by being at the right place and doing the right thing at the right time.
FamilyRe: Wife Abandoned Husband Who Won N63Milllion From Lottery Afterwards by Hedonistically: 4:47pm On Aug 05, 2016
The bet9ja and nairabet hopefuls would enjoy this thread.
PhonesRe: Airtel Introduces 6GB Data For N1500 by Hedonistically: 2:46pm On Aug 05, 2016
ayusco85:
Don't always rely on autocorrect.
It's testimonies not testimonials
Over sabi, testimony is also applicable in this context.

Testimony
etymology ▼ shownoun (plural testimonies) 1. (legal) statements made by awitness in court.
2. An account of first-hand experience.
3.In a church service..a personal account, such as of one'sconversion.Witness; evidence; proof of some fact.
PhonesRe: Airtel Introduces 6GB Data For N1500 by Hedonistically: 2:34pm On Aug 05, 2016
KingPoult:
Do you think those CC's know anything about the company they work for ?
they are only trained to talk politely to costomers ........Company product info/Terms and condition, they don't know lipsrsealed
They are all du*b A*s.....empty head.
Especially the females. 98.2% of them don't know their left from their right, and never have a clue about any serious difficulty or customer inquiry other than the generic ones. Anything you complain about, their standard answer is to tell you to "switch off your phone and remove the battery and restart". Duh.

Useless set of things who probably got the jobs by sleeping with one "oga" or the other. Later they would come and form 'working class' or independent lady for their mugus. Arrant nonsense.

I hate to sound chauvinistic or misogynistic, but then...The truth is the truth.
CelebritiesRe: Skales Hangs Out With Eve In Atlanta by Hedonistically: 5:21pm On Aug 04, 2016
Yieldings:
Eve looks good.
Better than ever, I must say. Just like fine wine.
CelebritiesRe: Skales Hangs Out With Eve In Atlanta by Hedonistically: 5:15pm On Aug 04, 2016
ijeolah:
they have one thing in common, dead careers
Yeah, and you would soon be as "dead" as their careers. You are a year older, so you're getting closer and closer to the 'D' day.
BusinessRe: CBN Blocks Money Transfers Into The Country From Most Operators by Hedonistically: 11:31am On Aug 04, 2016
obailala:
As at yesterday when I logged into Azimo, everything still seemed to be fine, but since this morning, they just put up a message saying there is a 'Temporary' suspension of bank transfers to Nigeria. With the size and reputation of an organisation like Azimo, I'm sure they would swiftly sort out the licensing issue with CBN and resume their operations. For rhemito, they havent really put up any message to this effect on their website; so far it doesn't seem like they are affected because they've even changed their exchange rate this morning.
Thanks a million bro.
BusinessRe: CBN Blocks Money Transfers Into The Country From Most Operators by Hedonistically: 11:02am On Aug 04, 2016
obailala:
I think Azimo is also affected, but for an organisation like that, it shouldn't be difficult for azimo to get registered with the CBN. By the way have you tried rhemito?... their rates beat azimo totally.
Interesting bro. But do you know whether Rhemito is also affected? I don't care if this policy is mainly driven by dollar concerns as I have no business in/with the US. My concern is entirely with the inflow of pounds converted to Naira from the UK... And this Rhemito seems to be UK based, just the way I like it. If Rhemito and Azimo are also affected, do you think this is going to be a very temporary thing? I need clarification o, make man no die.
BusinessRe: CBN Blocks Money Transfers Into The Country From Most Operators by Hedonistically: 10:31pm On Aug 03, 2016
This policy can potentially remove food from my mouth and knock me out. God forbid.

To hell with World Remit and their very low rates. My main concern is my beloved Azimo.com. If Azimo is also affected, then this is truly below the belt from Buhari's government. Extremely saddening development.
BusinessRe: Mark Zuckerberg And Ime Archibon Run Marathon by Hedonistically:
MetaHuman:
The dude is so Jew grin
You wey be NAZI, what have you achieved and what footprint would you leave on your immediate community (let alone the world) when you die with your yaw yaw? Apart from your fellow lousy 'members' that would come and sing, dance and drink cheap alcohol at your funeral? See his mouth like the dude is so "jew". Black brain.
BusinessRe: Mark Zuckerberg And Ime Archibon Run Marathon by Hedonistically: 12:23am On Aug 03, 2016
BoosBae:
I just love the simplicity (free nature) of the whites. Most wealthy Nigerians won't even do such with their employees, instead our politicians will use their tinted siren cars to disturb the common man's sleep. Them no go copy better thing from the west, na only bad things them sabi copy
grin
Oyinbo has never been and would never be our mates. In every thing - technological progress, development, way of life, philosophy of life, vision, etc etc etc. It's unfortunate but true.
Christianity EtcRe: "Don't Marry A Man Who Doesn't Have A Job" - Pastor Adeboye Advises Women (Video by Hedonistically: 11:36pm On Aug 02, 2016
Sweetlemon:
I'm so happy to hear this! Nigerian men are fast becoming too lazy for my liking, taking advantage of "I don't want a liability" to look for only ladies with regular source of income to marry because they are too lazy to make enough money on their own. The situation is seriously getting out of hand. The kinds of gists I hear these days about male gold diggers ehn....
Look at this dirty thing. Afterwards, you would claim "educated", or 'enlightened'. Why the hell do you have an education and a job?

You useless girls would sleep with filthy married and old ogas to get jobs that more competent and qualified males should ordinarily get. After getting the jobs, you would look down on unemployed males. Yet you useless things would come here to talk rubbish about gender equality. Is that how it works overseas where the concept of gender equality has valid basis?

Nonsense.
CrimeRe: Interpol Arrests £45m Scammer In Port-Harcourt by Hedonistically: 2:26pm On Aug 02, 2016
Oh boy. Ali Baba on a hyper level.
SportsRe: "Sex With Messi Was Like With A Dead Body" - Xoana Gonzalez Says by Hedonistically: 5:55pm On Aug 01, 2016
Lord save us from lousy bitches.
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Performs At The Wedding Of Faisal and Zara In Abuja(pics) by Hedonistically: 3:35pm On Aug 01, 2016
sesaan:
since you come Abuja you Don drink coke for transcorp or Sheratonhuh u need be in the right environment man
Transcorp is the wrongest place o. Most people prancing all over Piano bar, the poolside, or the club on Fridays and Saturdays are fakers, pretenders and hustlers that came to find the same thing as you. You go hardly see any real bona-fide rich kid for there. Even polo club and such, na the same thing. All na wash.

I fetch Transcorp like water several times, so I know what I'm talking about.
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Performs At The Wedding Of Faisal and Zara In Abuja(pics) by Hedonistically: 7:31am On Aug 01, 2016
Olamide looks so happy. Must have been bountifully remunerated... Plus the opportunity for new super rich abokki connections.

Meanwhile I don't get to see these kinds of 'real deal' rich kids in Abuja o. Where them dey hide biko nu? Only empty, broke ass pretenders, social climbers and hustlers everywhere.
PoliticsRe: Atiku And Mimiko Plot New Party, Joint Ticket - NewTelegrapOnline.com by Hedonistically: 8:35am On Jul 31, 2016
Let's put it in very clear terms. If faced with the choice between Buhari and Atiku in 2019, who would you prefer and why?

With the way things are going, most people (including my humble self) would vote Atiku a thousand times. He is clearly not bigoted, more of a leader and more prepared and equipped for the task of presiding over a complicated country like Nigeria than the close-minded and daft Buhari can ever be.

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