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RomanceRe: See How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Because Of Jealousy by heffem(m): 3:37pm On Dec 08, 2016
u took her to a hotel just cos u still live with ur parents, right? u broke ur SIM card cos if u dont have responsibilities like living alone, paying bills. bla bla bla, I'm sure u won't tamper with ur line if u have directions. try and get a life rather than disturbing nairalanders......we all have things to think about
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Have You Been Dreaming Of Marrying Your Birthday Mate? Pls Come In by heffem(m): 5:56am On Dec 07, 2016
any July 10 for a hook up? preferably Lagos. whatsapp 08093984396
PoliticsRe: 2019: New Mega Party Targets 16 Governors (see states on their radar) by heffem(m): 5:41am On Dec 07, 2016
same old wine in new bottles ... Atiku be like..

RomanceRe: Ladies Matter Tire Me. by heffem(m): 11:35am On Dec 04, 2016
hey bro. that lady has got nobody. she's just trying to know ur seriousness level. to know if u can be trusted or not...
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Looks Ugly Without Makeup ( pics included) by heffem(m): 9:10am On Nov 17, 2016
2 different pictures for advert from make-up
artists .....and the Op is here cooking stories. what do you guys gain from all these lies?
Car TalkRe: Advice Me Pls: Mercedes Benz 190 Or Bmw E30. Which Shud I Go For? by heffem(m): 6:29am On Nov 17, 2016
seunannointing, better still do check on my posts and check out the c-class Mercedes Benz car on it. if u are intereared .....let's talk
Car TalkRe: Advice Me Pls: Mercedes Benz 190 Or Bmw E30. Which Shud I Go For? by heffem(m): 6:24am On Nov 17, 2016
Seunannointing:
And if anyone has any of those 2 cars up for sale! U can post d pics and needed info here cos i need any of d two at an afordable rate!
call me on 08093984396 let's talk now......while I post some pics here for you to see
CrimeRe: WATCH VIDEO OF Young Boy Beaten & Burnt To Death In Lagos For Stealing by heffem(m): 5:56am On Nov 17, 2016
Sugarhugs:
Eyah, people are wicked o. Look at the very young boy that even killed the Thief. How can a young boy be so heartless. I now believe iQ test finally which says blacks generally have very high testorene levels and very low IQ. I means look at this.

It's not done anywhere in developed countries.

What manner of fuckery is thishuh!
....hello pretty
RomanceRe: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by heffem(m): 1:47pm On Nov 16, 2016
ucsparks:
very possible, i can relate to it

I was hitting on her and she was just looking at me emotionless
I had to rough handle her ,, hardcore style smiley
then she must be an over experienced olosho whose punny as gotten to its "elastic limit"........one chance!
RomanceRe: I Need Him To Break Up With Me. by heffem(m): 1:09pm On Nov 16, 2016
girlfriend......just tell him that u are pregnant.......for someone else ...... and watch him react......use ur brain for the rest
CelebritiesRe: Oh LORD!! 7-year-old Boy Lynched In Lagos For Stealing (graphic Pics) by heffem(m): 1:02pm On Nov 16, 2016
at Op, pls where in Badagry did this happened if I may ask?
RomanceRe: Describe Your Ex With One Word Or A Food... by heffem(m): 10:46am On Nov 16, 2016
sadbread and groundnuts
RomanceRe: Classy Or Trashy? See What This Lady Wore To A Public Function - Photos by heffem(m): 9:59am On Nov 16, 2016
she come hopeless and she go hopeless
RomanceRe: Can You Date Or Sleep With Your Friend' Sister? by heffem(m): 7:43am On Nov 16, 2016
I have done it even with 2 of my friend's sisters. my friend was aware of only one and not knowing the younger one came crossing my path too... it was fun anyway
PoliticsRe: How I Will End Boko Haram If I Were President – Atiku Abubakar by heffem(m): 7:14am On Nov 16, 2016
if u do have an idea of how to end the boko haram menace, while not come forward and say it. must u be voted in as president first before we know u can deliver? God will never allow you to get to that position......
FamilyRe: When You Visit Your Inlaws After Lying To Them That You Are Born Again - Pic by heffem(m): 9:05pm On Nov 15, 2016
the guy just dey imagine say the bottles them go fit change to soft drink bottle but with those liquor wey him dey skemp so............spit go don full him mouth sef
Christianity EtcRe: Hilarious Names Of Churches You Will Find In Nigeria by heffem(m): 1:30pm On Nov 13, 2016
...... :-Xjust noticed they are all from the Eastern part ....
Car TalkRe: Manual Drivers, Why The Superiority Complex? by heffem(m): 9:25pm On Nov 11, 2016
you can't call yourself a driver yet . you still have to go learn how to drive a manual vehicles and build on your self confidence.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid’s Girlfriend, Justine Skye, Jealous Over Photo He Posted by heffem(m): 9:57am On Nov 04, 2016
seriously, I think nairaland has lost it all...... senseless and irrelevant topics now making front pages is not it at all..... the brains behind these needs resetting... you guys can go ahead and ban me.... I don't give a Bleep
TravelRe: Need Help Direction by heffem(m): 9:39am On Nov 04, 2016
are u driving a vehicle or boarding a public bus? okay board a bus to miles2 from Oshodi.. board another straight to Agbara bus stop. from Agbara pick a bike to Opic/Diya estate gate. then call to meet whoever u want to see
RomanceRe: See What This Nigerian Lady Did After She's Dumped By Boyfriend (photos) by heffem(m): 10:00pm On Nov 03, 2016
so person fit break your heart with all these tattoos?........
Car TalkRe: What's Full Option? by heffem(m): 9:53pm On Nov 02, 2016
Lexusgs430:
What does this mean ?

If it is automatic glass control. Do vehicles still have manual winders ?
yes bruh, they do. especially Toyota corolla CE, common in the 2003 model
Car TalkRe: What's Full Option? by heffem(m): 9:26pm On Nov 02, 2016
what else is it u don't understand?...... leather seats. alloy rims. tapping glass control buttons. navigation camera if possible . automatic gear transmission. bla bla bla
Nairaland GeneralRe: Time To Go Sleep Guys, Or Does Anyone Wish To Sneak Into My Bed? by heffem(m): 5:09am On Oct 25, 2016
babe, seriously FG supos dey pay you with that contraband wey you help them carry put for chest so......e no dey heavy you or you and cossy relate? haba!
AutosRe: With A Budget Of 900 - 1million Show Me The Camry 2003 To 2005 U Av On Sale by heffem(m): 7:50am On Oct 24, 2016
with that amount u can only get a naija used one at a lesser rate but not a direct belgium....unless u wanna loose ur money
CelebritiesRe: OMG! Couple Use Jollof Rice As Wedding Cake? See Evidence (photo) by heffem(m): 11:21pm On Oct 22, 2016
emeijeh:
Kai
Recession
Left, right, centre, front, back, up, down, side and diagonal


But what is that knife doing on the rice huh
knife?.... grin for cutting of the cake na
HealthRe: Pls Share For Our Ladies About Cancer Of The Vaginer by heffem(m): 10:56pm On Oct 22, 2016
Op I swear u no get work. na people like u dey post rubbish ontop Facebook and other sites.....
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma Okeke's Video: Her Friend Speaks by heffem(m): 4:01pm On Oct 22, 2016
adaksbullet:
Seen these olonsho gilr undecided wen many boys his plenty in grounds, u and ur yeye frnd his used cocoyam too replased real dick angry angry angry insurt too all leaving mens in hellth angry angry


While we use live dick and ff cocoyam? cry cry cry cry cry




Are u not no that Mans dick his sweeter ni? cool cool



Oko oloyin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy wink
.....na adult school u go?
RomanceRe: Pls Help, My Girlfriend Is Pretty Stingy by heffem(m): 10:22am On Oct 21, 2016
tell her what u saw and watch her reactions...........she will either succumb or walk out on you.... then you will become a free man again

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