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Nairaland General › Re: Time To Go Sleep Guys, Or Does Anyone Wish To Sneak Into My Bed? by heffem(m): 5:09am On Oct 25, 2016
babe, seriously FG supos dey pay you with that contraband wey you help them carry put for chest so......e no dey heavy you or you and cossy relate? haba!
Autos › Re: With A Budget Of 900 - 1million Show Me The Camry 2003 To 2005 U Av On Sale by heffem(m): 7:50am On Oct 24, 2016
with that amount u can only get a naija used one at a lesser rate but not a direct belgium....unless u wanna loose ur money
Celebrities › Re: OMG! Couple Use Jollof Rice As Wedding Cake? See Evidence (photo) by heffem(m): 11:21pm On Oct 22, 2016
emeijeh:
Kai
Recession
Left, right, centre, front, back, up, down, side and diagonal


But what is that knife doing on the rice huh
knife?.... grin for cutting of the cake na
Health › Re: Pls Share For Our Ladies About Cancer Of The Vaginer by heffem(m): 10:56pm On Oct 22, 2016
Op I swear u no get work. na people like u dey post rubbish ontop Facebook and other sites.....
Celebrities › Re: Chidinma Okeke's Video: Her Friend Speaks by heffem(m): 4:01pm On Oct 22, 2016
adaksbullet:
Seen these olonsho gilr undecided wen many boys his plenty in grounds, u and ur yeye frnd his used cocoyam too replased real dick angry angry angry insurt too all leaving mens in hellth angry angry


While we use live dick and ff cocoyam? cry cry cry cry cry




Are u not no that Mans dick his sweeter ni? cool cool



Oko oloyin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy wink
.....na adult school u go?
Romance › Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend Is Pretty Stingy by heffem(m): 10:22am On Oct 21, 2016
tell her what u saw and watch her reactions...........she will either succumb or walk out on you.... then you will become a free man again
Celebrities › Re: "All President Buhari Needs Is A Lot Of Time" -davido by heffem(m): 4:47pm On Oct 18, 2016
omo baba olowo.......wetin u know?
Politics › Re: Chibok Girls: We Stayed Without Food For 40 Days- The Nation by heffem(m): 7:24am On Oct 17, 2016
40days in the bush without food......una be Jesus?........ anyway, una welcome
Politics › Re: Girl Beaten To Pulp For Publicly Challenging Benue Governor, Ortom by heffem(m): 10:11pm On Oct 16, 2016
if them beat her well, that eye-glass no go stay for position..........oniwereywerey
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe's Church Outfit (Photo) by heffem(m): 8:00pm On Oct 16, 2016
useless topics and front page these days are like........
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgent - 3 Corporate Drivers Wanted In Lagos by heffem(m): 7:32pm On Oct 16, 2016
lantay:
Hi Nairalanders,

Needed: 3 drivers for executive driving opportunities in Lagos

***Note: this job offering is in Lagos***

- Renumeration ranges between (70 - 100k) monthly

- Criteria:

Should be smart, honest, hardworking, and have a working knowledge of Lagos routes.

Must be able to (communicate) - read and write in proper English.

Should be willing to start within 1 week.

Interested persons (MUST) email me only the following details...

- Name (as it appears on their driver's license)
- Phone #
- Email address
- Location in Lagos

send email to:
mexxycharlz@gmail.com
...hello , i happened to be short-listed for the last test that took place on the 10th of this month.. i couldnt meet up because i was on transit even thou i tried. is it possible for me to re-apply?
Romance › Re: Your Soo Beautiful, I Have A Crush On You by heffem(m): 7:38pm On Oct 13, 2016
Your soo beautiful............. undecided
Sports › Re: When The Witches In Your Village Decide To Totally Spoil Your Life by heffem(m): 9:53am On Oct 11, 2016
Taylorsw1ft:
. Lol this person na ram.40k for 3k??
bro, i tire. EFCC suppose invite the person for questioning
Sports › Re: When The Witches In Your Village Decide To Totally Spoil Your Life by heffem(m): 8:02am On Oct 11, 2016
so u go risk 40k cos of just 3k?..... the person wey play this game deserves death by stoning
Phones › Re: Unfortunately .whatsap No Longer Support This Phone by heffem(m): 7:20pm On Oct 10, 2016
seems it is all over cos of friend complained samething about his curve7 yesterday too
Travel › Re: Not Again! Truck Crushes SUV In Badagry – See Photos by heffem(m): 6:08pm On Oct 10, 2016
na Badagry Abule ado bus stop dey?
Romance › Re: My Coworker Called My Boss "A Sex Predator" When He Fired Her? by heffem(m): 3:17am On Oct 07, 2016
see question....
Autos › Lexus RX330 by heffem(op): 7:37pm On Oct 05, 2016
2004 model Lexus RX330 for N3.2m. Lagos cleared. contact 08093984396 for more info

Romance › Re: What's The Need Of Keeping A Side Chick? by heffem(m): 6:50pm On Oct 05, 2016
em, em if the main chick they leak her monthly moisture , na the side chick they help us normalize our body temperatures
Jokes Etc › Re: Comment If You Can Remember This Scene by heffem(m): 6:38pm On Oct 05, 2016
Baby's day out!
Politics › Re: I Can’t Fight Buhari In Public –Tunde Bakare by heffem(m): 11:08am On Oct 02, 2016
fujirice:
What is there to learn in that garbage that man spilled there? You can't fight the later in public because he is your friend even when what he is doing is the wrong thing but you fought the former vehemently in public who did the same because he's not your friend.
Seriously, what is there to learn?
..... my brother I tire. is that not the same man who publicly kicked about the subsidy thing? I pity his followers
Education › Re: Male Students Sign On Boobs Of Female Students (PICS) by heffem(m): 10:11pm On Sep 29, 2016
the Op and Mod in charge are not okay .......
Car Talk › Re: Which Car Should I Buy? by heffem(m): 1:06pm On Sep 29, 2016
Aiholi:
Sir what are d specs of dis car?
if u don't mind, let's talk thru 08093984396. thanks
Car Talk › Re: Which Car Should I Buy? by heffem(m): 12:53pm On Sep 29, 2016
with present exchange rate, I'd say u go for Toyota Highlander 2000 model
Romance › Re: Prostitute And Client Fight At Opebi, Lagos (Pics, Video) by heffem(m): 3:12pm On Sep 28, 2016
those guys them be fools. how you go carry Moro go olosho palace when them know say pepper no too rest
Romance › Re: What Happened The First Day I Picked A Prostitute ( Scariest Moment Of My Life) by heffem(m): 9:20pm On Sep 27, 2016
when una go marry officially ?
Travel › Re: Extortion Of Nigerians At Seme Border by heffem(m): 11:35am On Sep 26, 2016
enter managers yard and pick up a bike for 500buck to cross. forget protocols cos every officer at the border are thugs.
Autos › Re: C Class Mercedes Benz 750k by heffem(op): 12:00am On Sep 25, 2016
sdbaba:
I'VE BEEN CALLING BUT CAN'T CONNECT TO YOU
08093984396 .....whatsapp or call during the day. u will get thru
Autos › Re: C Class Mercedes Benz 750k by heffem(op): 8:42am On Sep 18, 2016
sdbaba:
Can you deliver it to Ibadan?
... it is not a scam, u are not making any advance payment.... just come and see the car....then we can discuss/ talk further before any deal is done...
Car Talk › Re: Can I Do This? by heffem(m): 3:44am On Sep 18, 2016
yeah, it will only move for about a km before the engine will pack up ......I think due to the high content of sulphur or something
Nairaland General › Re: Why We Have Recession by heffem(m): 3:28am On Sep 18, 2016
u need to scan your upstairs...
Romance › Re: Guys, Have You Ever Been Toasted By A Girl? by heffem(m): 9:58pm On Sep 17, 2016
I resemble bread?

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