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FoodRe: Indomie Noodles Made In Nigeria Are Safe For Consumption ― NAFDAC by helicoptarr: 11:50pm On May 04, 2023
Wisdom is the principal thing.
ComputersRe: Google To Phase Out Passwords, Roll Out Fingerprint, Face Scan, Others by helicoptarr: 12:57pm On May 04, 2023
WantsandMore:
Scary. I imagine what lifetime or generation this will be fully implemented.
Safest to assume it'll be implemented in the next second to be on the safe side.
CultureRe: The "Bushbaby" Tale, Is It Real Or Fake?(photo) by helicoptarr:
And aliens, mermaids, and all...

They exist. We shouldn't get excited about them because they're not our friend. That's the best way to put it.

They hate us terribly!


Our saving grace is that their Enemy - God the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost, their Creator and from whose Presence they fell out - is our loving friend.

Otherwise, they would have consumed us within the fraction of a second.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Lost Not Making Osinbajo President – Ex-Kano Emir, Sanusi by helicoptarr: 8:55pm On May 02, 2023
inoki247:
Lol they will show him Shege the way them show GEJ Shege Nigeria isn't meant for gentle men....
No way to tell.

Osinbajo is a firm man - a legal luminary. Typocally, lawyers can be effortlessly ruthless when the situation demands it.

We all never know why exactly he's been gentle and quiet.

Don't underestimate a quiet man. They're often the strongest, toughest and most thorough.
PhonesRe: Dorsey: Elon Musk Couldn't Run Twitter; It All Went South After He Bought It by helicoptarr: 8:41pm On May 02, 2023
drips8:
Jack Dorsey is trying to get new users for Bluesky.

Whether Elon Musk ruined Twitter depends on the person, The Democrats and Left wing people hate Twitter and the Republicans and Right wing people are loving Twitter.
You cracked it.

We know those behind Dorsey's current move. It's all about the next election.
WebmastersRe: AI 'Godfather' Geoffrey Hinton Warns Of Dangers As He Quits Google by helicoptarr: 8:34pm On May 02, 2023
Righteousness2:
Artificial intelligence and astrology have one deceiving thing in common.
They try to sell Certainty about future events, when in fact all they provide is guesstimate.

Many will open themselves up to demons in the name of artificial intelligence.
Be careful . Be vigilant. Be wise.
Sadly, the average human is oblivious to the actual purpose of these advanced technologies.

Unfortunately, by the time many will the realise the truth about this and many more contemporary developments, it will be too late.


We must prepare for the return of our Lord and accept the simplicity of His gospel of salvation.
Car TalkRe: For A Budget Of ₦‎4M: Which Of These Cars Is Advisable To Buy? by helicoptarr: 9:45am On Apr 27, 2023
Xtraordinare:
Hello experienced Nairalanders

Please for someone with a budget of 4m which of this cars would you advice one to buy. Note the car is one that should be able to serve for atleast 4years.

Belgium 2010 Pontiac Vibe
Belgium 2011 Hyundai Sonata
Belgium 2010 Hyundai Santafe
Nigerian used Honda Crv which I know there will be change at the end of the day.

Please help with reliability and maintenance of this vehicles..

Please note I don't want anything outside this vehicles I mentioned...

Thanks for your contribution
Square pegs in square holes...

The best choice should depend entirely on:


Purpose

Mostly interstate or intercity?

Heavy/large cargo transport occasionally or frequently?

Executive purpose (statement making to attracting certain status-based opportunities)

Regularity of use

Possibility of reselling in the future (so as to select one with the best secondhand value)


These are some of the most vital things to consider before selecting a car, bro!
RomanceRe: Foreign Lady Gives Her Fellow Ladies 5 Tips On Marrying A Nigerian Man (Video by helicoptarr: 9:29am On Apr 27, 2023
webdevprof:
A lot of foreign ladies are more willing to learn and unlearn because they've tasted the bad side of feminism, but you see some of our Nigerian sisters that are just opening eyes? I'm sorry for them...

Based on her points, this is what I can say about some of our women.

1: some Naija ladies don't know how to cook nada and they're not ready to learn!

2: Nigerian ladies are extremely jealous of their mother in-laws, as if the mothers don't deserve love from their sons.

I've heard ladies saying they prefer men whose mothers are already late... Can u imagine that! And they want to give birth to sons in the future oo.
Spot on!
RomanceRe: Foreign Lady Gives Her Fellow Ladies 5 Tips On Marrying A Nigerian Man (Video by helicoptarr: 9:27am On Apr 27, 2023
Opportuneke:
It’s all about Nigerian men 👌

We are icons all over the world 🌎
Loud am o!
RomanceRe: Foreign Lady Gives Her Fellow Ladies 5 Tips On Marrying A Nigerian Man (Video by helicoptarr: 9:25am On Apr 27, 2023
Zonefree:
Nigerian men be giving ladies all of the world sleepless nights. Seems we're like the air they breathe.

An average Nigeria man is a full spec. If you think otherwise, go to court.
You cracked my ribs so much this morning! ... ;
PoliticsRe: Sudan Evacuation: FG To Prioritize Women, Children, Diplomats by helicoptarr: 9:04am On Apr 27, 2023
Homologous:
1.2M?
Must we be excessive and wasteful in all things?
Probably international class...
HealthRe: 3 Girls Who Removed Their Breasts And Transitioned Into Men (Photo) by helicoptarr: 9:02am On Apr 27, 2023
OloyeOfLagos:
They removed there breasts so they could transitioned into men.

Things are really happening

See photos below

Link: https://twitter.com/DailyLoud/status/1650907751483162636?t=31-tBvz8ZTGf_lrs1N6biA&s=19[/quote]What will these ones tell God on the Last Day?

... that they corrected His mistakes?
Foreign AffairsRe: US Begins Civil Trial On Rape Allegation Against Trump by helicoptarr: 1:59pm On Apr 25, 2023
Clearly, not all Nigerians are aware.of what's going on in US politics.

So we're trying to view things the Nigerian way.


The level of corruption in the US today will blow your mind. Some advanced countries are way more corrupt in sophisticated ways. In fact, we're still primitive in this corruption quest.


Read!

Read!

...and read widely!

CNN and BBC aren't the only news sources.
TravelRe: How Much Will It Cost Nigeria To Build Cities Like These? by helicoptarr: 1:58pm On Apr 24, 2023
Iamgrey5:
Those cities were built by the Boers not blacks.

Those cities were built over several decades from proceeds of daimond, Gold and platinum found in South Africa.
It's an open secret that Nigeria is richer in even rarer mineral resources than South Africa.

We've got no idea how much wealth in trillions of dollars worth we're sitting on.
CrimeRe: ‘I Watched In Horror As They Slaughtered My Daughter Like An Animal’ (Picture) by helicoptarr: 1:29pm On Apr 23, 2023
CAN ANYONE TELL US WHY THE MEDIA HAS BEEN QUIET OVER THESE EXTREMITIES?!
PropertiesRe: Can 11 Million Naira Build This Kind House? by helicoptarr: 8:40pm On Apr 22, 2023
Olarewaju89:
How much does it cost to build this house in Nigeria?
Depends on:


Location (such as the difference between Ikoyi and Agbara)

Cost of the foundation should the site be marshy

Cost of procuring the land

Quality of the materials used

Speed of the construction process

Etc
RomanceRe: Faithful Men: What Keeps You From Cheating? by helicoptarr: 7:51pm On Apr 19, 2023
The fear of God!
PoliticsRe: Court Sacks Oluomo-led Parks, Garages Committee, Reinstates RTEAN by helicoptarr: 1:58am On Apr 19, 2023
Ceenachi:
There's a catch for this guys, watch and see...if tinubu is eventually inaugurated, then you will see a reason for the sack..
They're preparing him for a more higher position...watch and see ..we know the game undecided
Reverse psychology?
PoliticsRe: Live Collation Of Adamawa Governorship Results by helicoptarr: 1:50am On Apr 19, 2023
md17:
Precedence is key
Gbam!
PoliticsRe: Live Collation Of Adamawa Governorship Results by helicoptarr:
We desire a female governor in Nigeria.

However, let the utmost integrity with which she emerges be the reason we whould always desire them in positions of authority.
SportsRe: Hakimi Achraf Is Not My Hero - Charles Awuzie Says, Slams Reno Omokri by helicoptarr: 1:15pm On Apr 16, 2023
ITbomb:
Don't be like Hakimi.
May God bless you with a good wife

There should be a law that rewards wives who stay with their partners and keep their marital vows.

It should not be only those who walk away that get paid.
Gbam!
SportsRe: Hakimi Achraf Is Not My Hero - Charles Awuzie Says, Slams Reno Omokri by helicoptarr: 1:12pm On Apr 16, 2023
Gadafii:
I want to ask you, hakimi is not the type of husband you want for your daughter, is he the type of son you want for your self??

This jezebel gold digger has been with hakimi when he was hust 19 while she was years older than him, if tables were turn we would call the man sexual predator, but na women so it’s cool, plus a 19 year old boy is expected to own up to his action, if a 19 year old girl got involved with a 36 year old man, the man is manipulative

Your opinion about who ashraff giving his money to his mommy ends up in your assss bro

I would rather be a mommy boy than an eboue, no be today women like her don use men climb ladder, I wouldn’t even be surprised if she’s the mastermind of this rape case just so she can split from him


This is the first major win for the men folk, and I hope all men can learn from this, your mommy will always come ahead before your wife, but some of you will still want to form woke and modern, your eyes go Pepe
Sigh!
Music/RadioRe: ALAT By Wema Launches "Sounds Of ALAT" by helicoptarr: 11:00am On Apr 15, 2023
Mainblockent:
ALAT by Wema Launches "Sounds of ALAT"
LAGOS, NIGERIA: 14th April, 2023

ALAT by Wema, Africa's first fully digital bank, is celebrating its 6th anniversary with the launch of "Sounds of ALAT," a boot camp and creative workshop aimed at supporting young creatives in the entertainment industry in Nigeria. The event, which will run from May 1st to May 5th, 2023, at Wema Bank, Purple Academy, will equip participants with top-notch industry knowledge and offer an opportunity to win up to five million naira for the creation of the next ALAT jingle.

Sounds of ALAT is a co-creation campaign that brings together celebrities, facilitators, and judges from various sectors of the entertainment industry, including scriptwriters, producers, recording artists, sound mixers, A&R talent managers, and enthusiasts. The workshop is part of ALAT's anniversary activities to give back to society by supporting young creatives and upcoming artists in the entertainment industry.

To participate and launch your music career with a bang, all you need to do is download ALAT on iOS or Play Store, upload a 1-minute video of your Sounds of ALAT demo on Instagram, tag @Alat_ng, and use #SoundsofALATEntries and #ALATat6. Out of the entries received, 50 will be selected for the boot camp, and the top 10 will receive adequate training from proficient judges who are celebrities with experience and proven track records in the creative industry.

The top 3 participants will present their jingle material for the cash prize of 3 million Naira for the winner, 2 million Naira for the first runner-up, and 1 million Naira for the second runner-up, along with various consolation prizes and branded merchandise.

The Head of Brand and Marketing Communications, Mabel Adeteye, said, "We are excited to support young creatives in the entertainment industry through Sounds of ALAT. The workshop will provide a platform for participants to acquire industry knowledge and showcase their talent. We encourage interested persons to visit www.alat.ng/soundsofalat or follow @alat.ng on all social media channels for more information."

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CAN ANYONE USING ALAT PLEASE TELL US IF IT'S AS FAST AS OPAY SO WE CAN PATRONISE THEM INSTEAD - MAKE WE SUPPORT WE OWN.
FamilyRe: Frustrated With My Wife by helicoptarr: 12:56am On Apr 11, 2023
ravensckar:
Mr. OP, first of all, I sympathize with you on what you're going through in your marriage. May the Almighty God take absolute control.

Secondly, what you mentioned that your wife is doing to you is typical of most Nigerian women. Withholding sex, not cooking or showing you attention. It's their oldest control mechanism to keep their man in check. It's just that your wife took hers too far. Funny enough, there's not a single man in Nigeria whose wife didn't use these tactics on him, the smart ones always turn the tables and the weak ones always succumb. Kindly spend more time with your dad (if he's still around) or some of your guys who are married let them give you the OT.

My advice for you is simple; find your wife's thumbscrew and use it to counter attack (turn the table). I'll tell you a short story, hopefully, you can learn a thing or two from it. My wife for example, when she started her own 'kolomental' back then. She won't cook, she won't clean the house, she won't give her best during sex. It's always one complain or another. The most painful part of it was the food, every other thing I can bear. I sat her down and spoke to her, nothing changed. I sometimes don't eat at home just to express my displeasure. She didn't bulge, rather, she mocked me and told me that I'll die of hunger.
I reported to her parents, nothing changed.

Then, I spoke to my dad about it and he gave me the OT. I started chatting and receiving calls from one particular number. I began to spend quality time outside my house, she still didn't bulge. I took it to another level by subtly making her friends and family members become aware of my new lifestyle. Fear catch Hanty and she quickly surrendered. It was that moment I found her thumbscrew; my wife is very particular about other people's perception of her marriage. She hates to give others the impression that her marriage is going through something. She's that type of lady who doesn't want her friends, family or even the neighbours to ever think that her husband doesn't love her dearly. That was it, I found her thumbscrew and the dick measuring contest was won by me! cheesy cheesy

Since then, I now know what drives her, what motivates her and what unsettles her. For example, if I want her to knack very well. I'll stop over at her shop on my way back from work, buy her chop chop and we'll both be eating it outside. Gist with her outside, help her sell her stuff and be doing touch & do. You can be sure that night ehn, she will finish me on the bed. And in the same way, if she offends me and I want to treat her Bleep up, I'll just stop over at her shop with a frown on my face or attitude. Instantly, Hanty will start to dey beg. cheesy cheesy

In summary, every woman has a thumbscrew. Your job as a man is to figure out your wife's thumbscrew and use it to the fullest. If you do that, you'll change the dynamics. And in seduction, he who has the initiative has the power. You need to take that initiative!

PS- marriage, business, sports, & politics are ARTS. To succeed at it, one must learn the intricacies.
More power to your elbow, sir!
Foreign AffairsRe: Chad Deports Jan-Christian Gordon Kricke German Ambassador For ‘Lack Of Respect’ by helicoptarr: 3:49pm On Apr 08, 2023
Foreign AffairsRe: Chad Deports Jan-Christian Gordon Kricke German Ambassador For ‘Lack Of Respect’ by helicoptarr: 3:48pm On Apr 08, 2023
FamilyRe: Should A Man Be Forced To Marry A Lady He Impregnated By Mistake? by helicoptarr: 10:58am On Mar 27, 2023
Impregnated by mistake?

Really?
PoliticsRe: Census: Population Manager Alleges Invasion Of NPC Server By Over 1,000 Hackers by helicoptarr: 10:47am On Mar 27, 2023
Well, I think that's why they're put in charge. Not to complain.

Solve the problem or leave the position for a more responsible, responsive and assertive managers.
Christianity EtcRe: Which Miracle In The Bible Caught Your Attention? by helicoptarr: 4:39pm On Mar 26, 2023
Jesus' resurrection

Raising Lazarus after 3 days in the tomb.

Sustaining the day or the sun for 24 hours.

Parting the Red and the Jordan seas.

Feeding the multitude from an impossible mathematical standpoint

Teleportation of Philip
CareerRe: Poll: Who Is More Productive At Work? Men Or Women ? by helicoptarr: 10:35pm On Mar 22, 2023
Rephrase the question to give it a context.

When you say work, you mean office white-collar setting or solid-collars like building, operating and climbing the following:

Powerlines
Railways
Telecom masts
Bricklaying and hands-on building construction such as dams, bridges, roads, skyscrapers
Military campaigns
etc.
Foreign AffairsRe: Possible Trump Arrest Today: US Police Forces On Alert by helicoptarr: 11:14am On Mar 21, 2023
US Police is NOT a 'Police Force', just police!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Just Lost My Job by helicoptarr: 1:11pm On Mar 15, 2023
Failure2019:
I just got fired from my job yesterday and I have no idea why, just out of the blue.

Any advice to help with this. I cried on my drive home because I really enjoyed working there and the pay was good. I guess that's what I get for trying to ever make something of myself.

I try to make an honest living as a young man trying to enter the workforce and this is what happens.
Is it time to become an unemployed once again?

I feel bleeped. Life is bleeped. I just wanted a nice house, a wife and a little savings I'm the bank. Guess that's not happening
You're welcome to the REFINER'S fire.

It's meant to prepare you for a greater assignment.

Start by praising God for Who He Is and what He's done for you. You'll get His attention - guaranteed!

Then try to search out a problem that you can solve - trust me, they're always there regardless of our situation... then solve it.

Do not despise the days of little beginning.

You'll be fine, bro. Trust me!

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