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Nairaland General › Re: Sexiest Language In Nigeria by Henrypraise: 8:55pm On Dec 18, 2014

holatin:
na sexeglush sexy most.

The language man and woman speak at d middle of sex.

U mean: hmmm, haaaaa, ehhhh,

Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Pictures On Nairaland by Henrypraise: 8:43pm On Dec 18, 2014

Eddie murphy killed it in cumin to america, "d royal phallus is clean ur highness" na bj d babe giv am?

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Politics › Re: Why Is The Apc Bent On Returning The Presedency To Northern Nigeria? by Henrypraise: 8:38pm On Dec 18, 2014

In as much as I can't score GEJ above 50percent now, I can't settle for GMB is a better leader.

Why must Nigeria be about hausa, igbo n yoruba? 4 me, GEJ gives minorities d feelin dat Nigeria is 4 all of us, n d way d yorubas ar goin abt dis apc is like only dem n northerners can vote GMB in, I sorry 4 dem, cos dia so many minorities in nigeria n if we rally round n support GEJ wit d igbos inclusive, we gonna pull d weight.

I like Rochas n Oshiomole, they ar givin apc a kind of geniune national tune (not amaechi dat guy guy is confuse), if d apc carries minority along, I see dem goin places, howeva, d power of minority tribes will giv GEJ d egde, n I hope it does.

GEJ till apc's nationalism matures.

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Phones › Re: 5 Things You Probably Never Knew Your Mobile Phone Could Do.. by Henrypraise: 6:18pm On Dec 18, 2014

Dat 112 emergency is crap, I tried it dis mornin, was crossing from northbank to southbank forcados, n d speed boat I was using got spoilt, I tried d crappy 112 emergency several tyms n my shiity glo netwrk said d number is incorrect afta registering it as an emergency on my screen. I stayed dia wit my crew 4 d next 4hours, 8am-12pm till God sent an handpullin canoe my way. I even tried d other crappy 911 n it was same tin, d annoyin part was dat I boasted to my crew dat I av tried it b4 n it work (cos of d fire extinguisher post). Oboy nake una commot dat number 1.

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Family › Re: Do You Regret Not Marrying Any Of Your Ex? by Henrypraise(op): 4:48pm On Dec 18, 2014

pappyrose:
I can't regret not marrying my ex, becos I always carefully go for what's better than what I left. Whatever was d weakness of my previous relationship must ve strength in my new relationship. One thing is sure, my ex remains my close friend till he decides to close my page.

Wat if he takes advantage of dat closeness n start manipulatin ur mind? Wat if he is gud in certain areas ur husband isn't gud n he start remindin u of how he was always gud at dos tins? Won't u start havin/ harboring certain regrets n resentment huh

Family › Re: Nairalander's Boyfriend Wants Her To Keep Washing His Clothes. Please Advice by Henrypraise: 3:45pm On Dec 17, 2014

Ogoanita:
In a serious, commited relationship where the guy is expecting the girl to help out with his house work * not that am saying it improper* i as a person can do all but when it come to washing cloths hmmmm:/ that where the real big deal comes in. Am really in a very tight corner right now cause all is not well with my relationship, i need sound and matured advice on this, your opinions and comments are highly welcomed tnx.

Just kip waitin 4 dat matured advice till anoda girl wit an immature advice starts washin his clothes, d next update we will see is he left me cos I cudnt wash his clothes.

Family › Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Henrypraise: 3:12pm On Dec 17, 2014

Tink I av found a reason to cheat here.

My name is henrypraise n I am a serial cheat. I don't hope to stop now, I don't want to stop now, I only need excuses to giv. grin

Crime › Re: How Police Killed My Brother, Buried Him Begged Us With N10m- Sister by Henrypraise: 11:25am On Dec 14, 2014

Lol @ Barr. CHIBOK.

D NPF needs total overhaul, so many muderers in d force n de don't knw d ethics of d profession all de knw how to do is fabricate report.

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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend A Very Expensive Gift For My Sister On Her Birthday by Henrypraise: 10:38am On Dec 11, 2014

Ur mind is tellin u he wants to hump ur younger sister right?? grin

N m sure ur younger sister is hotter dan u n u may not be very pretty...

U ar currently @ d mercy of ur younger sister's decency.

Feels gud to see pple tru wat de write.

Sorry, just like dat dude suggest, buy an iphone 6 (not china) for his younger bro to get bak at him.

Politics › Re: #lost_in_history {photos} by Henrypraise: 10:32am On Dec 11, 2014

E don tay wen barrow pusher de, no be today. Btw wetin d japenese man carry 4 d barrow?

Education › Re: 10 Things You Don't Know About The Brain Of A Male And Female by Henrypraise: 9:41am On Dec 11, 2014

Number 6 is so tru, dis piece is classic.

Crime › Re: Pictures: Policeman Tortures Man, Wife In Lagos by Henrypraise: 8:53am On Dec 10, 2014

dicefrost:
The woman had every right to tell the officer to redirect the light! Being rude or sarcastic is not a criminal offence

Yea n see were it has landed she n her husband.

Sumtyms retreating/ caution is a tactical term dat gives u oppurtunity to live and fight anoda day from an advantage point.

Dis tym d couples ar lucky, nect tym, de may not be dat lucky.

Crime › Re: Pictures: Policeman Tortures Man, Wife In Lagos by Henrypraise: 8:44am On Dec 10, 2014

angelsing:
What are u saying?..so because she sounded rude she shud be beaten and dragged on the floor?. Are u a police officer or any of ur family a policeman?..I hate to say this and am sorry to pass judgement on u without knowing u but I think u will like violence..beating up husband wife because they were rude, u think if not for the Gun we bought for them to use to protect the community he won't be beaten to stupor. Let's call a spade a spade nigeria police are not our friend!

Even ur own dog dat u bought n fed will bite u if u mistreat it, talkless of hu u buy gun for.

U ar free to ur opinion about me. I don't av any police friend/ relative n if u view sum of my post, u will notice I av bin against bad practices in d police force especially on dia press release n statements.

If d police man were to be a soldier man, fear for make d woman open her mouth?

Crime › Re: Pictures: Policeman Tortures Man, Wife In Lagos by Henrypraise: 8:32am On Dec 10, 2014

icebeatz:
They are not the slaves; you are the slave and they are the slave masters.
Na your type go dey cry if they mistakenly get arrested.
You are a coward and disgrace to real men.

Bros I no in insult u o, y dis insult? Say u de run ur mouth, no mean say u no be coward. I 4 giv u a betta dose of ur drug, u lucky m goin home from work today n m very happy

Imagine say I be d police n u be d couple, tell me y I no go fire u n ur wife 4 dis ur talk? Common discussion u no fit discuss n u de talk of coward. Mumu

Crime › Re: Pictures: Policeman Tortures Man, Wife In Lagos by Henrypraise: 8:24am On Dec 10, 2014

ogmask:
i disagree with u. Some of this things must stop somewhere somehow. So many cases like this happen daily amd nobody talks about them. We should advocate citizen right and not put our tails between our legs as if we are cowards. No pain no gain. If pple like martin luther king jr ddnt die obama would best be an adviser to one white senator. You do not do the same thing all the time and expect a dffnt result. If things must change we must commend and file behind couragous pple like this couple.

I really don't understand ur stand of debate, howeva read were I said d nigerian police ar not very civilise, not been cautious makes u not civilise.

Crime › Re: Pictures: Policeman Tortures Man, Wife In Lagos by Henrypraise: 8:06am On Dec 10, 2014

icebeatz:
Woooooow.... your view is immensely appalling.
You remind me of a slave that didnt know he was a slave.
Police men are not meant to be feared..... even if she insulted the police men, all he should is caution her or arrest her. There is no need being violent.

Why would you beat an unarmed civilian who poses no threat because he/she refuses to massage your ego!!

Woooooow...

No one is askin u to fear or not to fear policemen, just be careful how u talk to dem, de av rights also n de av wives n children. U av ur mouth de av dia gun, if u tro caution to d wind, de too will tro caution to d wind.

N for ur info, de ar not slaves, de ar citizens, don't insult dem.

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Crime › Re: Pictures: Policeman Tortures Man, Wife In Lagos by Henrypraise: 6:11am On Dec 10, 2014

ifyalways:
I agree with you.

Politics › Re: Is This Picture True Or Photoshopped? Nigerian Leader Sleeping At A Meeting. by Henrypraise: 6:05am On Dec 10, 2014

I don't tink dis is news, everybody sleeps wen de ar tired, bored or suffering from sleep apnea, d rate increases as u get older.

Crime › Re: Pictures: Policeman Tortures Man, Wife In Lagos by Henrypraise: 5:59am On Dec 10, 2014

In as much as d policeman acted babaric, u will discover from d story dat d woman was d cause of d problem, if a policeman is beaming his light @ u, he has his reasons, I knw she must av talked rudely to him now de ar blamin d police.

Since we knw our policemen ar not very civilise, we ought to learn how to manage dem, by talkin rudely to dem, u too ar not civilise.

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Family › Re: Do You Regret Not Marrying Any Of Your Ex? by Henrypraise(op): 2:40pm On Dec 09, 2014

kendraloops:
Anytime i remember, i give thanks to God. If we had gotten married, we would have been sooooooooo divorced now. God i thank You o!!!
*singing R-Kelly's You saved me*

KanwuliaJara:
HELLLLLLLLLLLLL NO!
None of them!

Ladies ar speakin now.

Family › Re: Do You Regret Not Marrying Any Of Your Ex? by Henrypraise(op): 12:02pm On Dec 09, 2014

sexyedjutto:
Hell no

alutacontinua:
Hell to the freaking NO!
I don't do regrets

Since u ar sayin definite NO, does it mean it doesn't happen? Btw both of u ar men were ar d ladies??

Family › Do You Regret Not Marrying Any Of Your Ex? by Henrypraise(op): 10:25am On Dec 09, 2014

Question for the married ones (men n women), has there eva bin a time u felt life wud av bin better if u had marry any of ur Ex instead of ur husband/ wife? How did u deal wit it wen dos tots surmount?

P.s m not married but I hear n see men n women sulk over their ex n it beats my imagination mostly if the ex is doing very well (mostly financially).

Romance › Re: Advice Please: My Neighbour's Wife Wants Me To Have An Affair With Her by Henrypraise: 5:17pm On Dec 07, 2014

eminentme:
u knw what? I suggest u had better go back and occupy ur bed in the psycho ward at yaba left cos this ur case is really getting out of hand..igrizzant being

Mumu

Romance › Re: Advice Please: My Neighbour's Wife Wants Me To Have An Affair With Her by Henrypraise: 11:34am On Dec 07, 2014

eminentme:
I wouldn't insult like u just did but I suggest u read up d chat again to know if she's from warri or not

I didn't insult u, I asked u a question.

Btw stop makin assumptions, dia is no were on d post/ chat warri was mentioned. It came from ur brain n dats y I am askin if ur brain is ok

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Romance › Re: Advice Please: My Neighbour's Wife Wants Me To Have An Affair With Her by Henrypraise: 7:18am On Dec 07, 2014

eminentme:
I got two questions bro; *i hope ur not the one who cooked this 'chat'? and secondly, is the 'lady' from Warri?

Wats wrong wit ur brain? Wat concerns warri n d chat?

Politics › Re: Governor Kashim Shettima Affirmed As APC Governorship Candidate For Borno State by Henrypraise: 1:25pm On Dec 06, 2014

madridguy:
I hate pointing at someone whenever there is problem. As a good citizen of this country my prayer to Almighty God is to help us to restored peace back in Nigeria. The first blast in Nigeria was the attack on Independent day in Abuja " Eagle Square " Henry Okah was accused as the master minder of the attack which he speakout how GEJ planned the attack to paint the Arewa leaders black so that the whole Nigerian will say Hausa are against his administrative. I am giving you clear evidence that all these bombing has federal govt backing. Both Gen. Azazi and Henry Okah are from GEJ region " Niger Delta. I reserve my comment.

Let's giv ur myopic reasoning a thought/ debate, So u ar tellin me, GEJ's kinsmen wants to make d country ungovernable for GEJ? Wat do de stand to gain if de do dat?

Politics › Re: Leave Me Alone, Concentrate On National Issues, Jonathan Tells Senators by Henrypraise: 7:08pm On Dec 04, 2014

omarlee:
IT SEEMS YOU ARE AT THE HIEGHT OF YOUR RASCALITY......PIN POINT WHERE I INSULT THE PRESIDENT. (like say u no go school o!)
I HAVE NO TIME FOR A LOW LIFE LIKE YOU, SEEMS YOU ARE HIGH ON THE OTOUKE OGOGORO THAT IS MAKING YOU AND YOUR PRINCIPAL AND HIS AIDES TO BEHAVE LIKE RASCAL-S. YOU HIDE UNDER A CHINA PHONE'S KEYPAD SAYING TRASH. I PITY,PEOPLE WITHOUT FUTURE LIKE YOU. FIND A LIFE G.

I just viewed ur post now, so u be smally? U better learn respect o. Learn how to talk about n address ur president.

Go wash plate, ur mama de wait 4 u.

Politics › Re: Leave Me Alone, Concentrate On National Issues, Jonathan Tells Senators by Henrypraise: 7:02pm On Dec 04, 2014

omarlee:
IT SEEMS YOU ARE AT THE HIEGHT OF YOUR RASCALITY......PIN POINT WHERE I INSULT THE PRESIDENT. (like say u no go school o!)
I HAVE NO TIME FOR A LOW LIFE LIKE YOU, SEEMS YOU ARE HIGH ON THE OTOUKE OGOGORO THAT IS MAKING YOU AND YOUR PRINCIPAL AND HIS AIDES TO BEHAVE LIKE RASCAL-S. YOU HIDE UNDER A CHINA PHONE'S KEYPAD SAYING TRASH. I PITY,PEOPLE WITHOUT FUTURE LIKE YOU. FIND A LIFE G.

Check ur post properly, u go see were u insult ur papa. I sorry 4 u, na d osusu money wen ur mama gather take send u go school nai waste cos u no learn anytin 4 school, common comprehension of ur own writtin, u no fit. Ones again go find ur sense b4 ur papa wen de craze go pick am take stone lizard, by dat tym na uselu we go carry fada n son go.

U better stop insultin d president of dis nation n start proffering solutions to ur fada's ailment.

Yeye de smell. (No try me o, I go commot ur 2 front teeth o)

Family › Re: They Need An Urhobo Name - Female (without The Usual Oghene) by Henrypraise: 6:33pm On Dec 04, 2014

pharuk:
Akpos is a def No, she would be laughed out and never taken serious (depending if akpos is still in fashion when she grows up)

But valid points to the area - He is from Eku, not sure how u map that out.

Someone also not why they this couple doesn't want oghene. The whole family on his part has an Oghene to everything, they believe in God strongly but can do without another oghene.

But please keep the suggestions coming, i have some great names already here and very pleased with the response i have been getting so far

D Eku pple ar d agbon pple of urhobo n de speak d normal urhobo u hear almost everywere. By d way y don't de want oghene in d name? Ar de atheist?

If not:
Tega
Ejiro
Ofejiro
Orhien (Oris)
Oke
Ovie/ Uvie
Eguolor
Enakirerhu (Ena)
Ovo
Ighorodje
Ufuoma
Ese
Mine

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Politics › Re: Leave Me Alone, Concentrate On National Issues, Jonathan Tells Senators by Henrypraise: 1:35pm On Dec 04, 2014

omarlee:
SO MUCH FOR AN ELDERLY PERSON LIKE YOU TO COME TO A PUBLIC FORUM AND START BERATING PEOPLE FOR A SIMPLE CRIME OF SAYING THEIR OPINION, THE TRUTH NEEDS NO DEFENCE, IF GEJ IS PERFORMING AS YOU WANTS US TO BELIEVE YOU DON'T HAVE TO RESOLVE TO IN-SULTING ME FOR SIMPLY AIRING MY VIEW.

Coward, av u forgotten wen u insulted d president? I knw u av forgotten, cos like I said, ur sense de under ur slippers.

Politics › Re: Leave Me Alone, Concentrate On National Issues, Jonathan Tells Senators by Henrypraise: 1:32pm On Dec 04, 2014

omarlee:
I feel your pain bro. You sound stale and uncouth, I don't have time to explain to you what I wrote, but from all indication you didn't read it thats why you resolve throwing away the little literacy you have in a public dormain

Chaiiii e pain am!!!!!
Mumu, see as u de match ur sense, check under ur slippers u go see ur sense.

Even my area smally can talk more sense dan u.

Cum letz tro insults @ each oda, n stop bein a coward insultin a president dat aint on d public forum to insult u bak. Open a tread n letz do it n see hu cries or gets tired. I bet u ar more dan a coward. grin

Mumu

Politics › Re: Leave Me Alone, Concentrate On National Issues, Jonathan Tells Senators by Henrypraise: 10:12am On Dec 04, 2014

omarlee:
Leave him alone? The gross incompetence, corruption (common stealing is not corruption), impunity (tear gassing of the honorable members), violation of the electoral act ( via use of a proxy called TAN )............... and many more violation of the constitution by the GEJ administration can make a president to step down not even to wait for his impeachment in a sane climes.

Mumu, no wonder u ar jobless. Common class captain u no fit be/ handle for school n u de cos ur papa 4 here.

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