₦airaland Forum

mekaboy:
APC just making empty anoying promises. Throwing millions of jobs around, paying old people 5k each, paying unemployed youth 10-15k, stablizing global oil prices . Yet no single detail of where the money will come from.

No details on how much they will bring in, all they are saying is how they willl spend.

My friend, dis is d real problem I av wit buharist, d man is not sayin how he will solve d problem of naija his followers ar allowing hate n emotional instability blind dia sense of jugdement. If u ar goin to feed 170million nigerians 3square meal, I tinks its a gud manifesto, tell us how u hope to go abt it, instead d man is actin lyk a secondary sch child coverin his sheets during exam.

Segadem:
u be real politician.

lolz, I no be politician o, pple shoutin sai buhari now will still complain n shout change in 2019 (if @ all buhari wins dis election) cos de fail to key into govt policies, de instead want govt to key into dia policies.

I laugh in arabic, any right tinkin nigerian will knw dat d current pdp is d new change, how eva, we prefer stickin to old tins.

As 4 me, I will vote GEJ, how eva, shud buhari win, I will simply key mysef into his policies n see how I can gain from his government.

GEJ kip delivering


GMB kip looking for ur result


APC kip selling falsehood

If CNN like make dem report say Nigeria has disintergrate my vote still go for GEJ...

If Nigeria disintergrate n GEJ is campaiging for president of SS/ SE nigeria I will vote for him.

Now answer me APCians if GMB campaigns for president in a new N/SW nigeria will u vote for him? Be sincere wit ursef. Nonsense APC, Nonsense CNN.

Its a shame buhari is a failure, he looks so clueless n lost.

olas24u:
You cannot fool people for ever,waging a war is expensive ,And cannot be sustained without streams of income.Have you seen the jeeps used by Boko haram,the new cloths and they are more sophisticated and use propaganda tools,so one man can afford all that right?While will a Northerner kill a Northerner while will they capture and keep their own girls when they cherish women so much?when they normally vote i the same direction.Why are security agencies not tracing the funds,the technology ?deliberate act by the government of the day ,withholding funds for purchase and passing huge budgets

sum one hu spent his money waging war will definitely borrow money to buy his presidential form n will be left wit just 1million in his acct .

BH is funded both internally n externally, n I knw our military is gonna quell d foot bh soldiers. GEJ is workin on ways to track dia financies n also blocking d loopholes tru which de syphone funds from d nation. Wit tym we will end d crisis. Especially wen d control of d oil wells av bin taken from d sponsors n given bak to nigerians.

olas24u:
Dividing people on religion,party lines ,ethnic lines,age lines

If we ar not divided along des lines, which lines do u pple want us to be divided? Master n slave lines?

We all knw dat shud GMB win d election, he will do sum kinda abrakadabra n afta 3 months he will quell d bh crisis which he instituted wit his golden "dog n baboon being soaked in blood" speech but do u knw were God will purnish him? In providin "real" jobs n electricity d old general is too dumb to knw how to do dat.

GEJ till d dogs and baboon start bathing wit water n soap.

Code213:
My friend, stop quoting me! Are u a cretin?

Don't we have graduates roaming the streets without skills and jobs? Does the Nigerian educational system really equip us enough to be globally apar with contemporaries around the world?
Does going to school guarantee a job in Nigeria?
Wouldn't it be better to have schools that can serve as driving force for our industries and private sector?

Pls answer d kweshun I asked u, wat did ur sick pay master say abt d almajiris in his manifesto?

Afta readin mass communication u ar hopin to get a job at an oil rig, my broda na alfa go cure ur craze. U no see engineering n oda tough courses read b4 u read lib n info science?

GEJ till u get a gud cert.

Code213:
What is the curriculum? Will these kids leave this school skilled and gainfully employed?? GEJ lacks depth in reasoning!! He plays to the gallery!! And that's why I dislike him!! He doesn't know how to add 1 to 1 to solve chronic problems.

All I see here is window-dressing. We need an indepth plan of getting this kids off the street, and creating policies that will check this sort of parental irrseponsibility and child abuse practised up north. We need schools that can give them skills, we need factories that can absorb them! Say garment factories for instance!!

Infact, no need for all this long talk!!

GEJ OUT....

My friend stop typin cos if feels gud to type, wat better way will a govt take dem out of d street n giv dem better life if not education? Or he shud share 5,000 naira for dem monthly or feed dem 3 square meals for 8 yrs n den open a textile mill industry for dem?

Pple just join d bandwagon to condemn GEJ witout reasoning or thoughts.

Wat has GMB say about d almajiris in his manifesto Pls I am askin u.

ToyozzieTohBad:
My country people what is the benefit of a building when nobody is living in it?

What am saying is if 50 children out of the 2000 people killed in Baga are destined to go to dis self contain university..what is the benefit?

What is the benefit of planting your crops on a pest infested ground? Do you know how much is budgeted for dis project and how much is actually spent in executing it?

I don't blame most of dis saTANist..naah..none of your family members got caught in dis 6 years Bombing parade.. So u can be easily tempted by self contained schools..

Ever wonder why his children don't attend dis Red brick schools? Oh you are just thinking about it...

The whole world is watching..we know the truth..my friend was cut short last year..and u are here telling me about school? You have not even eaten... We know the truth..after 6 years..no we cannot be deceived...

U ar not makin any sense, forget d likes affiliated to ur post.

If ur friend was killed, d best tin for u to do is to enlist ursef n ur family members into d army to kill/ revenge dos hu killed ur friend.

More ova, since de ar bombing, it doesn't stop an achiever from achieving.

GEJ till u get sense.

I am speaking from a really pained heart, the light/ power situation in my area is so terrible, especially since the sale of PHCN, at least when it was PHNC we enjoyed 8-10hrs of light but since it was sold to benin electrical distribution company, we/ I am always in pain. We hardly see 8hrs of light/ power in 1week.

D 8hrs is split around wen bills ar to be distributed and wen de ar to carry out their disconnection act. I just dispose cooked fud n food stuffs I left in d fridge/ freezer worth abt 22,000 naira.

I pay d fixed 750naira charge on prepaid meter n also buy unit for my meter yet so much injustice/ unfair treatment.

For the records, I stay at shaguorlor area around d warri refinery, d situation is even compounded wit an unpalatable rumour in warri n d owners of BEDC ar not even giving explanations or making moves to improve on the power supply.

This situationis felt in most areas in n around warri.

In biblical tyms, prophets n priests were more or less d voice of the pple, d reverence pple had 4 dia leaders (kings) as @ d old testament was so huge dat de cudnt complain to d king. Hence d mantle of mouth piece rest on d shoulders of the priest n prophets n des pple were more or less d king makers.

In our tyms, clergy n religious, have dia opinion as do we all cos de too ar citizens, de still carry sum anointing n grace n dia teaching n stand ova certain issues av a way of influencing dia congregation. Wen d glory departed saul, it was clear even in d eyes of all d pple, David was just a young man as @ dat tym, d prophet samuel made d neccessary declaration to saul (note: he didn't go about shoutin it in d street or to d israelites) n wen it was tym to annoint anoda he went ahead to pik David who was attending to his fathers flock.

My deduction: clergy n religious can have dia opinion, if de choose to be politicians, fyn but de shud also be ready to face d problems politicians face n d wrath of politicians (just like d way saul killed d priests wen he was lookin 4 David), its dia congregants who have d choice to follow dia words/ teachings or not.

I honestly tink d glory of leadership has departed from d house of GEJ he shud try to get a reconnection wit God b4 14 feb.

She gains gud sex (d guy has no were to go hence de ar always together), flattery (if d guy get sugar coated tongue), n security, dats all women want.

Can I ask wat she is gonna do wit all dat money n title outside maybe gettin cancer n dyin later?

World richest woman is a nigerian yet so many pple ar poor in nigeria.

GMB is free to play d religious card but not GEJ, GMB is free to play d tribal card not GEJ. I laugh from coven.

I see d killing of 2011 repeating itsef but dis tym, its not gonna be limited to corpers n igbos alone, d hausas gonna see d yorubas n demsefs as betrayers n kill demsefs. So much extremism cumin from d apc camp n dats not gud

Very simple, follow des steps:

1. Don't discuss anytin bf n gf or romance wit her

2. Don't follow her/ allow her to watch telemundo, always insist on watchin match.

3. Always pick ur nose in her presence

4. Talk while u eat wit ur mouth full in her presence

5. Always fart out loud in her presence

6. Leave d bathroom door open wen u poo

Above all always be too nice to her n I can assure u, she will always be ur sister.

If it were humans, i guess d standin dog wit be wit a phone snappin pix @ d side of d road n probably shoutin ehhhhh!!!!!!! Ha!!!!!!!!!.

1. Afta a nice hair cut, most guys will snap a pix.

Damn See dia shoes n d razor sharp gators, where as in anoda location our future presido was trekkin witout shoes.

I rep d shoeless General.

GEJ till buhari start eating pork n grow sum fat.

Being single is gud only if ur ex was bad.

Howeva, nobody get to say des annoyin words per second:

1. How ar u?

2. Have u eaten?

3. Were ar u? (Esp dis one)

4. Ur number was busy wen I called

5. Do u like dis hair, dis top, dis dat n dis.

Living single wit my big caucasian dog ricky makes life fun I swear.

popcykaylah:
did you do history in school atall?or you don smoke this evening again?

Mumu I smoked ur brain cells.

stanech:
True he just needs more support

N a very gud PRO, doyin okukpe n co ar tryin but de need do more to sell GEJ properly to d citizens.

Trully GEJ is one of the best in d world n d best nigeria has eva had.

I will allow dis only if d guy is d brides blood brother.

Howeva, it very funny.

D op is a guy, now I am confuse.

Non d less once u ar fun to be wit, u can tell a lady/ girl anytin n she takes it as a compliment unless she is on her period.

If u see her face wit pimple/ rash dat wasn't dia (na period tym be dat), my friend no even compliment her cos ur best compliment go be like insult.

Pray its not pile

starlingbawa:
Hmmmm... I see a colleague here! I used to be at SOUTHBANK (BOSS YARD) supporting the SOUTHBANK flow station at Youbebe Community back then in 07/08.

I have been transferred elsewhere now.

I greet you specially!

Boss I greet u officially, na money we de find no be trouble, na God hand our life de no be 911 or 112

My vote went for GEJ in 2011 n in 2015 it will also go for him, GMB n apc can eat pork for all I care. Bunch of hypocrite n old men.

Looks like:
1. d grooms av banged ech odas wife n de just bcame aware now

2. De ar tinkin abt d eternal chain bondin called marriage

3. De ar tired n sleepin