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kenjava20: Anybody who has a Good male Caucasian for mating purposes should please drop is contact here ........

I was abt creating a similar tread.

My female caucasian is currently on heat n m lookin 4 a male caucasian pure breed to mate wit her.

My location: warri, delta state.

I will appreciate comments within warri or benin. D window period from now till tuesday is my best chance of gettin around.

Pls add me via bbm 25D3054F (twenty five dee, thirty fifty four f)

Very gud move by d military.

See pple de post @ 1:39am, dis place na coven try city?

To post, d president is in lagos 4 merriment n u pple ar complaining, wen disaster befall u, u pple will be grinning n weepin 4 attention. My SW pple will u prefer he cum 4 merriment or he cums to mourn wit u. Don't be blind by politics and wish evil on ursefs. Make a choice.

banki: to show you how daft you are ....oby ezekwesili is known in political and civil service circles as Madam Due process you see when she was there in all positions she took up including minsistry of solid minerals.... her performance was never in doubt even at the world bank.....

people like you are simply[b] daft[/b], when did it become a bad thing to sk government to do its job

U can do beta dan d bolded, and I want u to answer dis question: as minister of solid minerals: which solid minerals were mined under her administration n wat value did it add to naija's economie? As minister of education, how did d due process initiative abi na policy inprove education? it will do u good if u learn how to argue witout insult, but if u try as insult me again, I go beat u lyk small pikin

HARDDON: there was not, n would Neva be any satisfaction from polygamy. children grow up frustrated, secondary school is a luxury for most n even food is a major bane in dier existence.

i didnt appraise/ give credence to polygamy, i only stated that as at den, marriages last longer witout all des numerous tips and lectures on marriages.

Kinkybraids: Honestly speaking...Tired

It's Ok to be tired but questionable to be weary; howeva, Hope d tiredness does not stem from ur misunderstood post?

Amusaopeyemi: Yes ma'am. I've replied your mail since o, dunno why it didn't deliver.

Can u please bring me up to speed as to how to send n reply mails popularly called "pm" via dis forum?

4 naija hourly work go be amaja work o, pple go just de sit down de wait make 5 o'clock reach just as wat de av bin doin.

Mr. President is doin just fine, wen the militancy started, yaradua did not justt run into the creeks immediately, wen warri crisis started obj did nott just run to warri immediately, i tink our GEJ is not an exception.

n since m on fp, i will use this medium to ask wat did oby really achieve for the edu sector wen she was a minister? sum one shouting due process, how did dat slogan or wat eva it is affect poor education in the country?

lets see the amount of scholarship and endorsements all dos fighting for relevance will give to the chibok girls and dia family after des girls av bin release.

Kinkybraids: Well speaking as a South African Lady who has been with two Nigerian men Id say the thing that they both had in common was that they were very intelligent and driven which are qualities I like. One was extremely confident (borderline cocky... lol which can come off as sexy) and very competitive which always kept on me on my toes ( we were in the same class).

Sexually they were both willing to um... go down south lol which is something most SA most guys are not willing to do... Id say that the Nigerian guy (that I thought I loved...I was naive) was my best lover. He was never selfish, always had something to prove so study sessions were really fun . I think he was very open emotionally which was weird for me since most guys in SA are very closed off...but I liked it.

There is also a generalization that Nigerian men are gifted in size lol... During meal times in university we would often make jokes about who had selected the 'Nigerian Banana' (i.e the Big one) as opposed to the SA one lol... However I think its a misconception

Lastly although the guys I was involved with weren't spenders ( I never demanded anything of them...I dont like to be controlled through money) most SA girls believe that nigerian men are rich and will spend on you. I kinda believe this is true because when I was in high school most of the nigerian men that approached me would first offer to buy me things but I wasn't interested in Nigerian men then.

When I came to University Nigerian guys were a hot topic among SA girls... Most SA girls see Nigerian men as a true African man who will take care of you ( so maybe its a link to how we see our fathers...Im not sure) and I think that movie ' Phat Girls' really promted Nigerian men to the world especially in SA. Since most SA girls are very voluptuous Nigerian men often approach them because of their big booties while some SA men (especially in Joburg) would want you to really slim down.

Having sampled from the honey pot I don't think Id marry a Nigerian man though as their intention with SA women (even the good ones) are not proper...Its just mainly to pass time while they are in SA.

Kinkybraids. How ar u?

expertman: Nothing Good is coming from Indian This Days. All na Snake this Snakes That. Make them send all those Snakes Go Find Our Chibok Girls.

Dat boobi is scary, its a perfect example of boobi trap

Dat ur own small, hear mine:

My hot fair neighbour sleeps naked, she doesn't knw I see her, @ night, she lights up a rechargeable light in her room, d curtains ar drawn b she lies down, spreadin everytin facin d window, d first day I saw it I was shocked, in a bid to be fair, I stylishly told her dat I saw tru her kitchen window n I like her set of pots, (m a bachelor, n she is a spinser far above my age tho), I expected she will take a cue, but no she didn't, she goes abt spreadin her "things" n for d records, I must pass tru her window to acess my stair case. She is kinda too old 4 me n I don't fancy peepin, my friends even saw her one time on a visit.

I live my life n let her live hers.

echobee: Old yam is dry,new yam is wet

Old, new, dry n wet all in a sentence makes me remember tins. But in d case of yam as against my tots, d dryer n older d sweeter.

all des lectures yet so many failed marriages, dat year wen our parents n grandparents were polygamist all des lectures were not dia n marriages lasted 4 a life tym wit satisfaction on all front.

In all honesty and fairness, Abdusalami's name shud be dia, dat guy is d greatest thief of all, den Obasanjo's first regime as a military man shud also be dia, his stealing techniques is as old as his age.

Clerverly: Which kind question be that?
Was it not in your face, that he stole 20Billion Dollars in single day?
Share 2trillion Naira Oil subsidy fund with his criminal friends!
Stole over 30billion Bayelsa money in conjunction with Alamesiegha his godfather?

Pple called cleverly ar always dull, I am not surprise dis tym.

Its very simple, d best way 4 attack is defending, u shud be d one to start disturbin her, go to her huz wit 3 or 4 of ur friends very early in d mornin, mess up d place, wen u ar done tell her u ar tired n u want to go n rest. Do dis for 7 days. If u av a dog, take it along wit u, n if ur dog is messin up her place, act like u ar not seein it, I bet she will start avoidin u like a snake.

Secondly d reason Pple always cum to u, is probably cos u ar a gud listener or a party freak, or a gud cook. My frnd if u ar a gud listener, wen next she cums, don't let her talk, u do d talkin, bother her wit ur problems if she is talkin, u shud act like u ar busy.

Nobody will tell her to stop cumin close to u, na she go advice hersef.

I blame d feminist who wrote d book.

Payin heavy bride price: igbo

Compellin ur inlaws to lie down: yoruba

Flogging ur inlaw: fulani

Marrying 1 lady 3 tyms (traditional, court, church): Nigeria.

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U ar at a restuarant wit ur frnds n u get served, sum one else (maybe ur frnd or not ur frnd) sitting close to u asked: is d food sweet? U reply yes. D guy is served same tin just like u ar eatin n d guy starts complaining abt d quality of d fud n starts sayin d fud isn't sweet n his wife, gf, mother or wat av u cannot cook dis rubbish and dat he won't even serve dis shi.t to an enemy, he abandons d fud n walks away.

Damn dats wat makes me angry, so I neva respond to questions such as is d fud sweet? Do u lyk d place? Etc.

I don't tink we need to look very far for d second of baba obj. (U n I knw wat m talkin abt)

Tinubu n Osho baba need not worry abt dia doppelgangers de ar a gud pair

4 anyhow talk el rufai n ffk need not look wit binoculars

4 grammer momy pepe need to pair wit funke (jennifer)

While as 4 me... 4 sense me, seun n mark zuckerberg na triplet na bill gate be our papa.

Make andyblaze no tink too much na him n fela be doppelgangers 4 weed.

My apologies to all na play we are is

God punish devil, if i enter any of des ones d road go catch fire, i go turn Nicolas Cage warri road.

no naija road? i am highly disappointed

number 1, 2 and 10 na highest person fuel go empty 4 number 10

He shud be sentenced in line wit d sharia law

he is in d sky

krall: Doggie right activists

Doggy rights style activists

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D reasons include n may not be limited to:

1. Beer

2. Gluttony

3. Big prick pushin it out from inside

4. Lazyness

5. Old age

6. Illness

7 hereditary

8 sh.it n gas

I once took a very pretty paw paw to an hotel, as a teeneger, I wanted to impress her, she came from benin n I was in warri, I planned on kipin her in d hotel for 3days.

Immeditely d pawpaw show d background, na kill n die mission she carry 4 mind cum, me sef I trust my barleri, na so d omoze chew diff combi base on room service... 4 nite sha I chop meat pie reach 3 tyms, 4 early morn morn, omoboy still de crash nai d omoze tap me say she wan remove enter benin, I open wallet giv her barleri make she fly make she no disturb my sleep, na so I turn carry face face mecca de crash, small tym d babe dress, carry her bag n akwakwa comot 4 d room, omo I don crash go na small tym I hear person de run de open my door, I first jump dive my lappy de shook am under bed I look up na d omoze wen remove nai de enter, de pull bumb shot de same tym, I de observe, I see say na toilet she run enter de shout osalobua, d smell pursue me commot from d room, na so I run go reception, e beta make I perceive cigar odour dan dis girl belle odour. In my mind I was wonderin so dis girl no wan f.up 4 my front, she be wan carry dis toxic substance go dump 4 ekosodi.

All dis kind mara can cos abdominal bloatin. (My tot)

Yet muslims be like: "islam a religion of peace"

Same punishment shud be dished out to mallam de emir (sanusi)

I go vex small sha

Howeva, I will hurriedly go n check d date in d calender to ensure period tym neva reach. Check my babe weda she change n weda her package grab, den I hump on her start shoutin harder!!!!!!! (Apologies to under 18).

Later in d day, na formin tins o, nkwobi, barbecue, hair do, phone, boutique, I cease d tv remote.

I sorry 4 my babe, even as I de imagin d tins I go do her I de even sorry 4 her.

D day anybody manhandles my dog, I swear, I go use cutlass 4 d person ear....... (H.praise 1904)

@ op our pple say na name wen una call dog nai dog de answer n nai outside pple de call am.

Dia av to be a radical sensitization on mans inhumanity to d floral and fauna in nigeria, as much as I watch natgeo, I av neva seen any covering of nigeria as regards floral n fauna, its only wen de ar talkin of illegal immigrants, drug cartels n prostitution dat I hear abt Nigeria. Its only on nairaland dat I read sh.its abt calabar havin butterfyl one tin, yoruba havin twins one tin, I av not watched it on nat geo or on delta rainbow television (drtv)

Again u can't tell pple not to eat dog(404) esp d "mbok" (calabar) pple but dia shud be regulations on how to treat animals, I remember one time as a kid my dad told me its against d law to put fowl in d boot of a car (don't knw if he was right). But such law n fines shud be paid wen pple abuse animals. 4 cryin out loud.