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i use to like dis stella girl but she is way too confuse right now.

check dis one out:wen i was a minor seminarian I was on the queue to receive communion one sunday at mother of the redeemer parish in warri, a hot chick was in my front and cos of the queue i kept bumppin into her, all of a sudden my jt got the message, and was all up on its own full mast!!!, i received communion and was time to turn face the church and walk bak to my sit, wit hands in clapped prayin position, i begged the jt to save me from shame and anguish but d tin has a mind of its own, even wen i tried to cover it, i discovered i was drawing attention to my sef, the whole church started staring, at that moment i was already causing a hold up in the return queue, the church wardens had to beckon on me to hurry, my parents were there and everybody saw seminarian flying at a full mast. We got home and my silly sisters who were not there wen it happened raised the issue up, den i knew words had spread round, my mom for cryin out loud started lecturing me on how to control my mind, my dad was askin if the gal dat was in front of me on the queue was my galfriend. omo i changed parish immediately.

God!!! see teeth be like caravan door. the teeth white reach dis one:

even in brazil? he sure will water his cell mates or better still his cell mates will water him.wish him the best of luck in panama

mustardoil: Trust my nija peeps,but seriously what is wrong with our leaders.

how does dis post affect our leaders? did u read the post wit binoculars?

silly topic, but i cudnt help it smilin cos it brings memory of d first day my dad farted in my presence as a kid, i looked in askance and all of a sudden i was everywhere laughing hysterically to the amazement of my mom, who asked y i was laughing and i told her "daddy just mess". as a child i tot adult male dnt fart

this post is incorrect without roasted plantain and yellow + yellow (starch and Ogwo-evwri)

Wats dat guy doin inside d grave in d first pik, y is dat politician showin an obscene act of care to dat boy? D boy is even terrified.

(My pple say girl wen no get fear for her bf range rover SPORT 4 dat mata na either witch, ogbanje, or her papa na general for miltary or she hold knife wen she wan use stab u)

I will kiss her and tell her I love her after which, I will buy an old tortoise car(beetles) and we will drive in it to her dads birthday.

Nice topic,buh remember same applies to d M A VIRGIN deceit made by ladies or NA TRANSVASERTITE nai u jam.

Nigeria needs cleansing. All these tins ar signs for d end time (not of the world but of Nigeria)

I guess d male child needs protection from hormone driven 16 year old females. Almost all guys had an experience wit older gals. Giv a like if m correct.

A child does not ask for bread n given a stone, fish n given a snake, y ar dey giving dia daughter snake wen she asked for toys??

Her face looks 85 to me. She dress wit bum shots n skinny jeans sayin she looks like in her twenties? Wake up!!! She is merely bin address by how she dress. She looks fit but not young. She shud go check out dat asian model hu trully looks like a teenager though in her late 40s.

demmy55: lol. Take it normally tru a glass but making it a habit can cause teeth coloration.



Thumb sucking in babies can force the teeth forward into a more prominent position, as well as damage the growth and formation of the upper palate (roof of the mouth).

Just like thumb sucking, tongue thrusting exerts pressure against the front teeth, pushing them out of alignment, which causes them to protrude.

How do u stop kid from suckin thumbs and tongues?

Even d "big pastors" do it, whereas they say catholics worship Mary I wonder hu des churches worship by puttin up d pics of dia "Papa and Mama" in billboards and alters. HYPOCRITES.

Really like d female host, she took control while he tried to hijack dia show.

Besides y is he always talkin of ship n sail? Is he a sailor? Or a pirate?

eightsin: Let him leave her alone..is she not up to 18?
Well, salvation is personal.

How can he leave her alone? Do u knw wat it takes to be a father? The Etsu Nupe can neva b her father. This sharia tin is really pissin me off!!! Check out d practice of Sharia in d UAE, u will get jealous, y is sharia in Nigeria a burden and a yardstick for stirring d wheels of selfish ambition and diversity?

Red wine is gud for the heart but bad for the teeth, so how do we take it? Tru injecting?

I wud av engaged more in spot esp football.

Ukwa

Osuofia in london

Two and a half men

Mr Ibu

American pie

In the land of women

At least non of them got married to Adam. Them try. Thank God!!!

Nigeria police sef wan do yahoo yahoo? Na scam mony u use buy d lappy? @ op pray make d police maga no pay.

Rip gallant officers, really wish bipi, Lloyd, yerima, fashola, tinubu, farouk and oda politicians shud be enlisted in d army, dat way they can exercise gallantry wit mase and become real patriot.

Mjjordan: 31 ways to make a girl smile (:
5. Wrestle with her
27. Give her wat she wants

I will gladly do 5 if 27 is a must.

Pool abi fantasy league tins oh, I am waitin till den.

Sugar daddy.No Pun and sarcasm intended.

Hilarious, anoda yoruba movie in d makin.
wat trait does a yoruba and indian have in common? gods and juju.

The clock says its time to leave the spotlight and go breed Jays offsprings. foolish pple always equating themselves to God

dis chemistry strong o

So beautiful....